1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,633 I have never seen anything like it. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,677 It broke my brain in a really good way. 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,554 It'll be something you'll wanna talk about. 6 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:13,555 Painfully awkward. 7 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,807 There were points that were really uncomfortable for me. 8 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:18,351 When I have seen the show in its entirety, 9 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:22,480 people are genuinely confused and sometimes mad. 10 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,359 And that's art, baby. 11 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,445 [electric guitar playing] 12 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:32,323 [cheering] 13 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:44,711 ["Comin' Up for Air" by Stephen Emil Dudas & Mark G Hart playing] 14 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,031 [cheering and applause] 15 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,176 [cheering and applause] 16 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,726 [cheering and applause] 17 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,026 [cheering] 18 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,533 [cheering] 19 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:09,796 [cheering and applause] 20 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:21,141 [coughs] 21 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:36,573 [laughs] 22 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,081 [grunts] 23 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:50,879 [grunts] 24 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,512 [panting] 25 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,098 [grunts] 26 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,184 [crow laughs] 27 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:16,738 [clears throat] 28 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,536 Who wants a LaCroix? 29 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,579 [laughs] 30 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,706 Yeah? All right. 31 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,625 [grunts] 32 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,879 -[Nate] You, sir. -Thank you. 33 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,255 'Sup? You're welcome. 34 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,717 Anybody else? Yeah? 35 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,095 [laughs] 36 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:46,976 All right, who else? Anybody back there? Yup. 37 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,019 [screams] 38 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,148 Just kidding. Can you pass it back? 39 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,151 Yeah. 40 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,154 Take one and pass it down. You guys know how this works. 41 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,281 [clears throat] 42 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,826 -You, miss? -Thank you. 43 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,996 Buddy? You doing  a lot of the heavy lifting. 44 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:09,540 All right. 45 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,585 [sighs] 46 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,756 All right. [clears throat] 47 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:19,759 [grunts] 48 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,099 On the count of 12... 49 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,894 [laughs] 50 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:38,528 ...we're all gonna chug these. 51 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,284 First one to finish... 52 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,786 gets to do whatever they want... 53 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,791 to whoever they want... 54 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:55,420 in this room. 55 00:04:58,965 --> 00:04:59,966 One... 56 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:02,927 two... 57 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,387 [screaming] twelve! 58 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,901 [cheering and applause] 59 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,450 Hello? 60 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:29,954 Who won? 61 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:30,955 [screams] I did! 62 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:35,293 [grunts] 63 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:37,837 [chuckles] 64 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,173 Guess that means I get to do... 65 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,305 whatever I want... 66 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,391 to whoever I want... 67 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:52,602 in this room. 68 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:56,773 Hm... 69 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:25,885 May I? 70 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,055 No. 71 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,891 -No? -No. 72 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,518 All right. 73 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:02,755 [Nate] May I? 74 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,383 -Yes, you may. -[Nate] Oh. 75 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:11,472 Hm... 76 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,349 Solid. 77 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,435 [cheering and applause] 78 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,529 All you got to do is ask. 79 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,614 [laughs] 80 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:31,617 [woman 1 cheering] 81 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,287 And were you comfortable with that? 82 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,414 -I was. -Oh. 83 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:40,251 And she was comfortable with that because I... 84 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:43,337 -[crowd] Asked. -Asked, very good. 85 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:46,382 'Cause all you gotta do is... 86 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,802 -[crowd] Ask. -...ask. All right. 87 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,317 [laughs] 88 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:06,819 May I? 89 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:08,571 Sure. 90 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,591 Damn, dude. 91 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:32,845 [grunts] 92 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,518 What was that? Nine inches? 93 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:41,687 Give or take? 94 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,397 -Give or take, yeah. -[Nate] Give or take? 95 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:45,149 Is it give, or is it take? 96 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:55,243 -And were you comfortable with that? -Yes. Thank you for asking. 97 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:56,577 You're welcome. 98 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,746 [laughs] 99 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:02,250 And he was comfortable with that  because I... 100 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,834 -[crowd] Asked. -...asked. 101 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,836 'Cause all you gotta do is... 102 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,296 -[crowd] Ask. -...ask. 103 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,840 Very good. Now you guys are catching on. 104 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,133 All right. 105 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,636 -Give me an A! -[crowd] A! 106 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,805 -Give me an S! -[crowd] S! 107 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,182 -Give me an S! -[crowd] S! 108 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,518 -Give me a K! -[crowd] K! 109 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:23,354 -What's that spell? -[crowd] Ask. 110 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,197 Ask. 111 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,534 Ask. 112 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,328 Ask. 113 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:40,997 Ask. 114 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:42,832 Ask. 115 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:44,625 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 116 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,210 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 117 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,628 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 118 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,088 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 119 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:50,298 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 120 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,550 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 121 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,635 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 122 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:55,761 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 123 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:56,804 Oh! 124 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:02,810 He didn't... 125 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,895 -[crowd] Ask. -...ask! 126 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,105 Let me see your hands! 127 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,941 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 128 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:14,196 -Ask. -[crowd] Ask. 129 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:15,656 Ask! 130 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,410 [screaming] Ask! 131 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,956 Axe! 132 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:26,375 Axe! 133 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:29,962 Axe. 134 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:33,299 Axe. 135 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,178 Axe. 136 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,222 Axe. 137 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,308 Axe. 138 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:44,769 [panting] Axe. 139 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,146 Axe. 140 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:49,774 Axe. 141 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,695 My ex... 142 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,573 [laughs] 143 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,408 ...she... 144 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,036 She just broke up with me. 145 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,914 And I asked her everything. 146 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,166 I asked before I kissed her. 147 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,002 I asked her before I ate her pussy. 148 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:12,797 Damn. 149 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,716 I miss that tuna casserole. 150 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,635 [laughs] 151 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:21,597 I... 152 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,850 I even asked her to... 153 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,062 take my gam-gam's ring. 154 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,898 [sighs empathetically] 155 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,444 But she said no. [breathes heavily] 156 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,406 Come on, Nate. 157 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,659 Express yourself. 158 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,914 Come on, Nate. 159 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,501 Express yourself. 160 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:05,808 Wow. 161 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,310 So, that's what crying feels like. 162 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,730 [laughs] 163 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,025 I don't know if I'll ever find love again. 164 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:19,739 Although, I have started noticing my art teacher, Miss Jackson. 165 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,826 I'm taking this Adult Night Painting class over the local middle school. 166 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,661 You know the one.I 167 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,747 [laughs] 168 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,293 So, I guess I could use some relationship advice. 169 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,005 Anybody here in a relationship? 170 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,842 Who's here with their partner right now? 171 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,054 Who's here with their partner right now? 172 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:46,557 Keep them up. 173 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,726 Let's see. 174 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,312 You pointing at those guys? 175 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,439 You two? 176 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,483 Are you together? 177 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,027 -[woman 2] Yeah. -Right on. 178 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,159 -How's it going? -Good. How are you? 179 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:06,952 I'm all right. 180 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,705 Little heartbroken, but all right. 181 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,458 First off-- What's up, man? 182 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,169 -I'm Nate. -I'm Noah. 183 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,337 -What was that? -Noah. 184 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,880 Noah, pleasure. 185 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,465 -LaCroix? -Sure. 186 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,050 Here you go. 187 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,888 So, how long have you two been together? 188 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,681 Seven months. 189 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,683 Seven months? 190 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:31,727 Wow. 191 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,783 That's incredible. 192 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,372 So, what's it take to keep the spark alive? 193 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,460 Laughter... 194 00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,630 honesty. 195 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,423 Laughter and honesty. 196 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,051 Wow. 197 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,262 [laughs] 198 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,223 All right. I'll keep that in mind. 199 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,938 I'm so sorry. Actually, I never got your name. 200 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,940 You didn't ask me before, but it's Helen. 201 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,859 Yeah, I'm so sorry I didn't ask you. 202 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,695 [laughs and applause] 203 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,662 It's Kellen? 204 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,873 It's Helen. H-E-L-E-N. 205 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,916 -Helen? -[Helen] Yeah, you got it. 206 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,876 Oh. 207 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:41,505 Probably couldn't understand 'cause it's actually pronounced "He-lain." 208 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:44,967 It's Gaelic. 209 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,138 But whatever. It's your name. Say it how you want. 210 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,142 Even though you're saying it wrong. 211 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,561 I just... 212 00:14:56,312 --> 00:15:00,065 I know 'cause my ex's name was Helen. 213 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,526 So... 214 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,531 It's crazy. [chuckles] 215 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,658 Such a rare name. 216 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,164 Where are you from? 217 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,123 Mount Vernon. 218 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,666 -Mount Vernon, New York? -[Helen] Yes. 219 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,960 -Born and raised? -[Helen] Yes. 220 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,670 Shut up. 221 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,590 [laughs and applause] 222 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,383 Hm... 223 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,010 Wow. 224 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,804 That's nuts. My ex, Helen... 225 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,646 she was born and raised in Mount Vernon, New York. 226 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,523 [chuckles] That's so crazy. 227 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,568 Wow! 228 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,403 What's your job? 229 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,238 Hm... 230 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,036 I'm currently in between jobs. 231 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,300 That's okay. What did you do before? 232 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,428 -I worked in a gallery. -[Nate] You worked in a gallery? 233 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,097 -Yeah. -[Nate] Doing what? 234 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,598 I was the assistant. 235 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,643 The assistant to...? 236 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:18,978 [Helen] To the gallery. 237 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,690 [laughs] 238 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,776 To the gallery? 239 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,696 And what was the gallery called? 240 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,864 It was called Ghebaly. 241 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:31,949 Ghebaly? 242 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,284 Shut up. 243 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,704 Oh, my God! 244 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:37,955 Wow. 245 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,832 Hm... 246 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,920 That's so nuts. My ex, Helen... 247 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,507 she's currently unemployed 248 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:53,220 but used to be an assistant at a gallery... 249 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,639 named Ghebaly. 250 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,727 Wow, that's so crazy. 251 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,812 Hm... 252 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,147 Okay. 253 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,484 This is kind of crazy, but... I don't know why I'm asking this. 254 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,653 Just humor me for a sec. Okay? 255 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,199 Uber or Lyft? 256 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,453 I-- I use Lyft. 257 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,620 -Lyft? -[Helen] Yeah. 258 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,788 Shut up. 259 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,473 My ex, Helen... 260 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,600 she's obsessed with Lyft. 261 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,441 Hence the tattoo. 262 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,154 Can you... 263 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,782 Can you go like this for me? 264 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,619 [whispers] No. 265 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,789 -What was that? -No. 266 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,415 Helen? 267 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,432 Oh, my God! What are you doing here? 268 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,145 You just dump my ass and then show up at my solo show? 269 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,107 With some fucking guy, huh? 270 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,317 What the fuck was your name again? 271 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,360 Noah. 272 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,402 Fuckhead? 273 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,404 Oh! 274 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,367 Okay, fuckhead. 275 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,703 What do you think about her whore ass, huh? 276 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,750 Smashing both our dicks at the same time? 277 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,545 For seven months? 278 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,385 What do you think about her whore ass? 279 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,720 I like her. 280 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,515 You like her? 281 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,352 But do you love her? 282 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,440 [laughs and applause] 283 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,111 -[Noah] Yeah. -Yeah? 284 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,280 Why don't you get down here and prove it? 285 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:27,416 [cheering and applause] 286 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:35,424 Hey. 287 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,093 Don't make me fucking repeat myself. 288 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,849 -What does he have to do? -What do you want me to do? 289 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,851 I'm not talking to you, bitch. 290 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,397 Hey, fuckhead, get the fuck up here. 291 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,151 Tops off. 292 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,612 -Really? -Yeah. 293 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,536 [cheering and applause] 294 00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,299 Oh. 295 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,169 How about a squeeze? 296 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:40,924 All right, nobody has to do anything they don't wanna do. 297 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,054 -Do you love her? -Yeah. 298 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:46,972 All right. 299 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,476 Then you're going to have to sign this general liability release waiver. 300 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,770 [laughs and applause] 301 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,025 Read right there. Read right there. Sign right here. 302 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,119 [cheering and applause] 303 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,548 [grunts] 304 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,026 [woman 3 screams] 305 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,861 All right, man, that's just a prop. 306 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,988 [laughs] 307 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,287 [cheering] 308 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,792 [grunts] 309 00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:03,465 [grunting and panting] 310 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,556 [moans] 311 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:19,606 [grunts] 312 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,696 [grunting and panting] 313 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,493 [panting] 314 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:35,914 [grunts] 315 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,503 [moans] 316 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,338 -How's that feel? -Great. 317 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,631 How's that feel? 318 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,508 Good. [indistinct] 319 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,470 [moans] 320 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,932 [panting] 321 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,395 [Nate] Okay. 322 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,149 All right. You-- You win. 323 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,861 [breathing heavily] 324 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:24,546 Put the mat away. 325 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,314 Is that who you want to be with? 326 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,608 Some stagehand? 327 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,280 Or you wanna be with me... 328 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,116 an alpha male? 329 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,537 No, I don't wanna be with you. Sorry. 330 00:24:58,997 --> 00:24:59,831 [sighs] 331 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,044 It's fine, Helen. 332 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:05,837 All right, man. 333 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,298 Get the fuck out of here. 334 00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:17,557 Shit. 335 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,018 I'm all stanky. [chuckles] 336 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,646 I smell like Fuckhead. 337 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,191 But Fuckhead... 338 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,277 smells like Helen. 339 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:32,739 Damn. 340 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:35,492 I miss that tuna casserole. 341 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,581 I got to wash you off. 342 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,333 [grunts] 343 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,134 [man 1 screams] 344 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,098 Seven months with that guy? 345 00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:04,062 Come on, Nate. 346 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,815 Express yourself. 347 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,318 Come on, Nate, 348 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,487 express yourself. 349 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,865 Shit. I'm showering with my bandana on. 350 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,617 [chuckles, moans] 351 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:23,164 Oh. Shit. I'm showering with my socks on. 352 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,837 [laughs and applause] 353 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:43,852 Something to remember me by. 354 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:46,730 Oh, shit. 355 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,399 My undies. 356 00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:55,322 [laughs and applause] 357 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,120 [moans] 358 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:04,122 [sighs] 359 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,274 Oh, shit. My chest hair. 360 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,527 [chuckles] 361 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,905 [grunts] 362 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,961 [laughs] 363 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:06,184 As my broken heart bled, 364 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:08,978 I looked off 365 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:10,980 into the sunset... 366 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:16,277 and I watched as Helen ran away from me. 367 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,405 She ran. 368 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,950 She ran, and ran... 369 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,995 and ran, and ran, and ran... 370 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,417 and ran, and ran, and ran... 371 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,044 into the distance. 372 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,796 She ran. 373 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:38,591 She ran, and ran... 374 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:43,012 and ran, and ran, and ran... 375 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:45,640 into the sunset. 376 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:49,936 Helen! 377 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:54,566 Marry me! [sobbing] 378 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,494 But still... 379 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:11,207 she ran and ran... 380 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,044 all the way 381 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,464 to the hills of Japan. 382 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,134 Damn. 383 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,721 I could really use a buddy right now. 384 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:32,854 I haven't seen my best friend Lucas in, like, three weeks. 385 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,690 Where is that guy? 386 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,070 Hey, Lucas! 387 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,206 Hey, Lucas. 388 00:29:57,003 --> 00:29:58,046 Hey, Lucas! 389 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,427 Hey, Lucas! 390 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:09,432 [man 2] Hi, Nate. 391 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:11,893 There he is. 392 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:16,773 What's up, man? 393 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,610 Huh, you know... 394 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,491 I feel the same, man. [chuckles] 395 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:28,952 You know Helen? 396 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:31,454 Yeah. 397 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:35,792 She was cheating on my ass with some guy 398 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,627 that was really good at wrestling. 399 00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:39,921 [laughs] 400 00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:44,384 Isn't she a whore ass? 401 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,430 She-- She sucks, man. 402 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,686 Isn't she a whore ass? 403 00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:00,066 Yeah, she-- 404 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,617 What kind of whore ass is she? 405 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,294 A mean one, I guess. 406 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:21,588 She's a mean... 407 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,685 Whore ass? 408 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,441 That's what I wanted to hear. 409 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,526 [laughs] 410 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:46,029 Hey, man, could you grab me my towel? 411 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,702 It's right down there. 412 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:09,010 Where are my manners? This is my best buddy, Lucas. 413 00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:12,180 [cheering] 414 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:19,103 This old cheeseball and I used to run a T-shirt shop together. 415 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,397 In Chile. [chuckles] 416 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,777 Nobody dries me like you do, dude. 417 00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:34,285 [laughs] 418 00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:41,292 Why are you acting like you've never done this before? 419 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,007 Yeah, nice and light, just like I like it. 420 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:57,517 Yeah, barely get the water off. 421 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,611 [laughs and applause] 422 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,787 [cheering and applause] 423 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:23,793 Hey, man, can you get my butt? 424 00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:29,716 Not like that, dude! 425 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:32,427 How the Chileans taught us. 426 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,056 You know. 427 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,829 Dude, are you hungover? 428 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,875 Here. Get the tip wet. 429 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:07,086 Really get me. 430 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:19,307 There he goes. Yeah. 431 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:23,436 Shit. All right. 432 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:25,229 [moans] 433 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:29,025 [laughs and applause] 434 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:34,530 [muffled] Hit it hard. Hard! 435 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,116 [grunts] 436 00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:39,744 [moans] 437 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,288 [screams] 438 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:43,873 Fuck, dude! 439 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:48,753 All right. 440 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:50,546 Your turn. 441 00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:58,763 I'm fucking with you, dude! Oh, my God. 442 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,765 Oh. 443 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,187 I love you, man. 444 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:17,448 ♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter ♪ 445 00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:20,535 ♪ Spread out ♪ 446 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:27,959 ♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter Spread out ♪ 447 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:31,295 ♪ Then you put on the... ♪ 448 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:37,051 -Jelly. -♪ ...jelly, and you put on the... ♪ 449 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:40,805 -Bread. -♪ ...bread. ♪ 450 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:47,895 -♪ And then you put it in the... ♪ -Put it in the... 451 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,524 -♪ ...oven. ♪ -...oven. 452 00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:56,028 ♪ And you do-si-do ♪ 453 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,364 ♪ You do-si-do ♪ 454 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:03,619 ♪ Ding-a-ling, a-ling, a-ling, a-ling ♪ 455 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:07,748 ♪ It's ready! ♪ 456 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:24,223 ♪ We're best friends ♪ 457 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:33,191 Nice, dude. 458 00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:35,568 So, what should we do today? 459 00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:40,239 [laughs] 460 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,164 We, huh... 461 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,417 got the bake sale coming up. 462 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,921 Oh, shit, man! What time is it? 463 00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:57,965 Just make up a time. 464 00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,008 Ten. 465 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:03,179 Ten o'clock? Shit, I'm late for my Adult Night Painting class. 466 00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:05,723 Miss Jackson's going to be pissed. [moans] 467 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:11,187 All right, dude, I wish I could hang out, but it'll have to be another time. 468 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,438 I'll see you later. 469 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,440 -See you. -See you. 470 00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:22,907 ♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter-- ♪ 471 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:26,494 Dude, I can't right now. I'm late. All right, I'll see you. 472 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:29,121 Peanut-- Dude, I can't! 473 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,583 I have to go. I'll see you later. Pea-- Stop it! 474 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,544 Oh, my God. Enough with this guy. 475 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:37,546 [cheering and applause] 476 00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:42,718 All right, guys, I'll see you later. 477 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,929 I'm late for my Adult Night Painting class. 478 00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:45,972 Have a good one! 479 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,226 [woman 4] All right, class. 480 00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:52,687 All right, class. Everyone, please. 481 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:56,107 Everyone please get to your seats, okay? 482 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:59,485 It's time to give your final painting presentation. 483 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:02,863 So, I want everyone ready with their painting at their easel. 484 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:05,116 Okay, time for roll call. 485 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,494 Tara Hyman? 486 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,456 -[woman 5] Here! -[woman 6] Here. 487 00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:13,958 [woman 4] Two of you today. 488 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:18,754 Mike Hunthertz? 489 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,133 -[man 3] Here. -[woman 4] Oh. 490 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,093 Hi, Mike, always on time. 491 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:28,973 Nate Palamino? 492 00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:31,517 Nate? 493 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:34,645 Nate? 494 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:36,480 Nate? 495 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:38,399 Nate? 496 00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:39,817 [door opens] 497 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:41,736 Miss Jackson! 498 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,821 [rock music plays] 499 00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:46,115 [cheering and applause] 500 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:54,457 -Sorry I'm late, Miss Jackson. -[Miss Jackson] It's fine, Nate. 501 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:57,877 You're just in time to give your final painting presentation. 502 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,086 [Nate] Oh. 503 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:00,796 My... 504 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:02,465 my painting. [chuckles] 505 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,633 Forgot that was due today. 506 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:08,387 [Miss Jackson] It's fine, Nate. Just present whatever you have. 507 00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,056 [Nate] Okay. 508 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:12,350 [moans, panting] 509 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,070 [breathing heavily] 510 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,573 This is a portrait 511 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:30,034 of my ex-girlfriend... 512 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:32,953 Helen. 513 00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:36,665 [laughs] 514 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,048 I'm... 515 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:49,136 sorry it's not really finished, Miss Jackson, huh... 516 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:51,972 We've been going through a breakup, so... 517 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,475 it's been pretty tough to work on. 518 00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:56,143 [Miss Jackson] It's fine, Nate. 519 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,687 Why don't you just start with some of the symbolism? 520 00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,064 Okay. 521 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,112 So... 522 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:09,573 I painted a... 523 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,909 casserole dish... 524 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:15,579 [laughs] 525 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,010 ...around her pussy... 526 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:35,474 because I love how her pussy tastes like tuna casserole. 527 00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,270 [Miss Jackson] Wow, Nate, that's really beautiful. 528 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:42,773 You know, there's a phenomenon called bacterial vaginosis... 529 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:44,859 and when there's an overgrowth 530 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:47,945 of a perfectly naturally-occurring bacteria in the vagina, 531 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:51,240 -it causes that fishy odor. -[Nate] Okay, Miss Jackson. 532 00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:53,826 I don't want to know all the magician's tricks. 533 00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:55,911 [laughs] 534 00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:00,166 Anyway... 535 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:04,545 it was pretty tough to work on her face because she's just... 536 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,797 so beautiful and... 537 00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:10,050 I couldn't stand to look at her anymore, and... 538 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,261 I'm sorry, Miss Jackson. I just-- 539 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:16,098 I just really can't give this presentation right now. It's too raw. 540 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:18,851 -I got to get out of here. -[Miss Jackson] Nate! Wait. 541 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,150 [Nate] Yeah? 542 00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:30,321 [Miss Jackson] I'm sorry I pushed you to give that presentation. 543 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:32,323 I didn't realize you were so... 544 00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:34,408 sensitive. 545 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:38,704 [Nate] Yeah, I guess I am... 546 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,123 sensitive. 547 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,793 [Miss Jackson] Listen, I'd like to make it up to you. 548 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:47,963 I have an extra ticket to this show tonight called Nate. 549 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,882 [Nate] Nate? That's my name. 550 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:52,801 [Miss Jackson] Yeah, that's why I thought you might like it. 551 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:56,180 Would you want to come with me? 552 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,266 [Nate] Fuck, yeah. [laughs] 553 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,186 [both laughing] 554 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:08,776 [Nate] Oh, my God. That guy was hilarious! [laughs] 555 00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:11,111 Shit. Huh... 556 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:16,534 That tiny motorcycle? Genius. [laughs] 557 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:20,329 [Miss Jackson] I know. I can't believe I let him grab my tits! 558 00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:21,997 [laughs] 559 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:23,582 [Nate] Yeah, so crazy. 560 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,461 [Miss Jackson] I just didn't really get why he pulled out an axe. 561 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:28,712 [Nate shrugs] 562 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,675 Yeah, he lost me there. 563 00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:35,427 [grunts] 564 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:38,556 Anyway, I think we're both pretty drunk. 565 00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:41,934 Can I-- Can I call you a Lyft? 566 00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:44,061 [Miss Jackson] Actually, I prefer Uber. 567 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,607 [Nate] Wow! You're the exact opposite... 568 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:51,819 of my ex. [chuckles] 569 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:56,448 [Miss Jackson] But you know what? I don't really want to go home right now. 570 00:42:56,532 --> 00:43:00,160 It's so beautiful out here overlooking Niagara Falls. 571 00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:03,497 [Nate] Yeah. 572 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:11,297 Look, you can see the United States of America from here. 573 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:18,512 [Miss Jackson] Wow! USA is amazing. [chuckles] 574 00:43:21,056 --> 00:43:27,688 ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ 575 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:34,945 ♪ By the dawn's early light ♪ 576 00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:40,534 [Nate] Wow, that's a beautiful song. 577 00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:44,330 What is that? 578 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:46,874 [laughs] 579 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,837 Oh, my gosh. Miss Jackson, you're shivering. 580 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,673 -Do you want my jacket? -[Miss Jackson] Yeah, if you don't mind. 581 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:56,175 [Nate] No, of course not. 582 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:59,011 Wouldn't want you getting cold while we look up at the stars. 583 00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:00,929 [Miss Jackson] Yeah, thanks. 584 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:06,185 Do you know any constellations? 585 00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:08,854 [Nate] Constellations? Sure do. 586 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:14,318 There's Orion's Belt, and there's the Big Dipper. 587 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:15,986 [Miss Jackson] And what's that? 588 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,072 [laughs] 589 00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:26,246 [Nate] Oh, that's... 590 00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:28,290 That's... 591 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:34,797 [Miss Jackson] Nate? 592 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:42,429 Nate? 593 00:44:48,143 --> 00:44:49,436 -Nate! -Oh! [chuckles] 594 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,981 Sorry, I passed out for a sec. [chuckles] 595 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,734 Maybe we should be getting home. 596 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,820 [Miss Jackson] Shhh. 597 00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,321 [moans] 598 00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:06,078 ♪ The itsy-bitsy spider ♪ 599 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:10,290 ♪ Went down the water spout ♪ 600 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:15,462 ♪ Down came the rain ♪ 601 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:20,300 ♪ And washed the spider out ♪ 602 00:45:21,343 --> 00:45:25,431 ♪ Out came the sun ♪ 603 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:30,728 ♪ And dried up all the rain ♪ 604 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:36,316 ♪ And the itsy-bitsy spider ♪ 605 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,902 ♪ Went up... ♪ 606 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,488 [Nate grunts] Oh, shit. 607 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,574 [moans] 608 00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:51,081 [laughs] 609 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:55,544 [moans] 610 00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:56,795 Damn. 611 00:45:57,588 --> 00:46:00,257 A hand job overlooking Niagara Falls? 612 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:06,805 [Miss Jackson] Suck your own dick. 613 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:15,397 [Nate] What? 614 00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:18,066 [Miss Jackson] Suck your own dick. 615 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,238 [Nate] Suck my own dick? 616 00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:26,992 Believe me, I'd love to, but I don't think I'm flexible-- 617 00:46:27,075 --> 00:46:29,411 [moans] 618 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:38,337 Oh, my God! I'm amazing. 619 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,339 Oh, shit. Wow! 620 00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:42,466 [moans] 621 00:46:42,674 --> 00:46:44,176 What are you doing back there? 622 00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:46,094 [moans] 623 00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:51,600 [moans] 624 00:46:57,606 --> 00:46:59,858 [Miss Jackson] Your ass tastes amazing. 625 00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:04,029 I want you to fuck me overlooking Niagara Falls. 626 00:47:04,446 --> 00:47:06,657 [Nate] Fuck you overlooking Niagara Falls? 627 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:08,325 Yes, ma'am. 628 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:10,327 [Miss Jackson] I want you to take off all my-- 629 00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:11,328 [Nate] Oh, shit. 630 00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:14,206 [grunts] 631 00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:17,209 [chuckles] 632 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:18,877 Your body fell apart. 633 00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:23,674 [Miss Jackson] Yeah, sometimes it just happens when I'm really drunk. 634 00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,050 [moans] 635 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:29,012 I still just want you to take off all my clothes, 636 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:31,557 and I want you to-- 637 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,725 And don't forget my hair. 638 00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:41,108 -And I want you to-- -[Nate] Oh. I'll need that. [chuckles] 639 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:44,653 [Miss Jackson] I want you to put me back together... 640 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,281 [panting] 641 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:48,866 [Nate] You got it, baby. 642 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,415 [moans] 643 00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:01,211 May I... 644 00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:08,886 fuck you on Niagara Falls? 645 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:11,013 [Miss Jackson] You may. 646 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:18,395 [both moaning] 647 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,776 [Miss Jackson] Nate, Nate, Nate. 648 00:48:25,819 --> 00:48:28,530 [Nate] Miss Jackson. 649 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,867 [Miss Jackson] Nate, Nate, Nate. 650 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:35,495 [Nate] Miss Jackson. 651 00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:38,749 [Miss Jackson] Nate, Nate, Nate. 652 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:42,169 [Nate] Miss Jackson. 653 00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:54,723 Hm... 654 00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:58,310 Miss Jackson? 655 00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:03,815 Miss Jackson? 656 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:11,239 -Miss Jackson? -[Miss Jackson] What? 657 00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:17,913 [Nate] Phew. 658 00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:22,084 Everyone thought you were asleep. [chuckles] 659 00:49:24,002 --> 00:49:27,214 [Miss Jackson] Oh, no, sorry. I just zoned out for a sec. 660 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:30,008 Oh, my God! Your dick's so big. Feels so good. 661 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:32,803 [laughs and applause] 662 00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:36,682 [Nate] Yeah, it does. 663 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,228 Miss Jackson. 664 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,197 Miss Jackson? 665 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,076 Miss Jackson? 666 00:49:57,619 --> 00:49:58,453 Hey. 667 00:49:59,621 --> 00:50:00,914 You zone out again? 668 00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:07,504 Oh, shit. 669 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,007 Come on. 670 00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:17,180 Come on, get up. 671 00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:20,308 Let's-- let's get you home. 672 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:23,603 Oh, shit. 673 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,190 Hey, Lucas! 674 00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,942 [laughs] 675 00:50:39,661 --> 00:50:40,746 [Lucas] Hi, Nate. 676 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:45,959 Hey, man, I need your help at Niagara Falls. 677 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:51,757 -Coming. -Okay. 678 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:01,224 Thank you. Huh... 679 00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:05,312 This is Miss Jackson, my art teacher I was telling you about. 680 00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:08,190 We were on a date and we... 681 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:11,443 We both had a little too much to drink... 682 00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:13,278 and she passed out. 683 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,574 So, I just need some help getting her home. 684 00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:22,370 -Okay. -Do you want to...? 685 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,706 You wanna grab her legs? 686 00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:26,833 Sure. 687 00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:33,006 Huh, just one sec. 688 00:51:39,012 --> 00:51:40,347 Is what I did wrong? 689 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:47,854 [man 4] Yeah. 690 00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:49,189 [Nate] Yeah? 691 00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:55,737 Is what I did wrong? 692 00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:04,454 -Just a yes or no. -[laughs] 693 00:52:06,748 --> 00:52:07,874 -[man 5] No. -[woman 7] No. 694 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:10,043 -[Nate] No? -[man 6] It's not wrong. She passed out. 695 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:10,961 Yes? 696 00:52:11,044 --> 00:52:12,796 [woman 8] She said it right after... 697 00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:13,964 -[woman 9] Yes. -[man 7] Yeah. 698 00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:15,549 -[man 8] No. -[woman 10] No. 699 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,092 [man 9] No. 700 00:52:17,717 --> 00:52:19,010 -[man 10] Yes. -[man 11] Yes. 701 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:20,679 -[woman 11] No. -[woman 12] Yes. 702 00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:23,098 [woman 13] You asked. 703 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:28,812 It's confusing, huh? 704 00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:35,735 All right, she just lives right back there, man. 705 00:52:36,736 --> 00:52:40,031 [laughs and applause] 706 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:45,829 Thank you so much, man. 707 00:52:46,746 --> 00:52:52,794 ♪ Peanut butter, peanut butter Spread out ♪ 708 00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:57,632 Peanut butter, peanut-- Dude, now's not really the time. 709 00:52:58,675 --> 00:52:59,509 [Lucas] Hm... 710 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:01,678 Thanks so much, man. 711 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,014 I'll see you at the bake sale? 712 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,308 Yeah. 713 00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:09,186 Thank you. Thanks again. 714 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,326 I gotta wash that off. 715 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,790 Is what I did wrong? 716 00:53:34,252 --> 00:53:35,712 Come on, Nate. 717 00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:38,715 Express yourself. 718 00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:42,677 Come on, Nate. 719 00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:46,056 Express yourself. 720 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,601 Express yourself! 721 00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:54,189 [screams] Express yourself! 722 00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:26,930 [laughs] 723 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:13,018 [Miss Jackson] Huh, I got too drunk. 724 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:16,604 I got too drunk. 725 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:20,567 [moans] 726 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:23,445 I shouldn't have had that much to drink before the show. 727 00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:26,531 [moans] 728 00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:29,075 I mean... 729 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:32,871 I don't think he meant to do anything wrong. I just... 730 00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:34,956 I don't remember. 731 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,668 I mean, I remember eating his ass. 732 00:55:44,382 --> 00:55:45,800 But not much after that. 733 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:50,972 All right, class. Everyone, please get to your seats. 734 00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:52,932 [laughs] 735 00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:57,020 It's time for roll call. [clears throat] 736 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,483 Okay. [clears throat] 737 00:56:10,658 --> 00:56:12,619 Tara Hyman? 738 00:56:16,831 --> 00:56:18,917 -[woman 5] Here. -Just one of you today? 739 00:56:22,128 --> 00:56:24,464 Okay, Mike Hunthertz? 740 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:27,884 -[man 3] Here. -Hey, Mike. Always on time. 741 00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:28,968 [clears throat] 742 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:33,807 Nate Palamino. 743 00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:37,936 Nate? 744 00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:40,814 Nate? 745 00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:43,233 Nate? 746 00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:47,821 Nate, Nate, Nate. 747 00:56:48,863 --> 00:56:50,365 [panting] 748 00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:53,076 Nate, Nate, Nate. 749 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:10,593 [Nate] Miss Jackson! 750 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:13,555 [laughs] 751 00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:15,765 [Miss Jackson] Nate. 752 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:17,767 [Nate] I'm sorry I'm late. 753 00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:20,520 -[Miss Jackson] It's fine. -[Nate] Oh. Well... 754 00:57:21,479 --> 00:57:23,148 about last night... 755 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:24,524 hm... 756 00:57:26,151 --> 00:57:28,862 We were both too drunk, 757 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,906 and we shouldn't have had sex. 758 00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:34,826 So, I wanted to say 759 00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:38,413 I'm sorry I raped you. 760 00:57:40,415 --> 00:57:42,041 [Miss Jackson] Nate, I mean... 761 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,920 you were drunk too, and I ate your ass and made you suck your own dick. 762 00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:53,720 So, I'm sorry 763 00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:55,889 I raped you. 764 00:57:57,515 --> 00:57:58,475 [Nate] No. 765 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:02,061 I'm sorry I raped you. 766 00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:07,025 [Miss Jackson] No, I'm sorry I raped you. 767 00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:09,402 [Nate] No, I raped you. 768 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:13,740 [Miss Jackson] No, I raped you. 769 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,034 [Nate] No, I raped you. 770 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:19,037 -[Miss Jackson] No, I raped you. -[Nate] No, I raped you! 771 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:20,997 -[Miss Jackson] I raped you! -[Nate] Freeze! 772 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,458 [laughs] 773 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:28,838 Hey, everyone. 774 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,382 I'm Nate Palamino. 775 00:58:33,259 --> 00:58:36,054 Thanks so much for coming out to my solo show. 776 00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:38,765 I worked really hard on it, 777 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:40,850 so I hope the message was clear. 778 00:58:53,571 --> 00:58:56,115 [cheering] 779 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:01,621 Thank you, guys. 780 00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:08,336 Thank you. Thank you, guys. 781 00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:12,006 Thank you! Thank you so much. 782 00:59:13,007 --> 00:59:16,636 Thank you. Thank you, guys. 783 00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,763 Have a good night! See you! 784 00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:22,475 ["Comin' Up for Air" by Stephen Emil Dudas & Mark G Hart playing]