1 00:00:01,448 --> 00:00:02,458 Drake: SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU PLAN. 2 00:00:02,482 --> 00:00:03,425 TO DO ONE THING, SOMETHING 3 00:00:03,449 --> 00:00:04,976 TOTALLY DIFFERENT HAPPENS. 4 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,182 Josh: ONCE I PLANNED TO RIDE MY. 5 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:08,424 BIKE TO THE MALL. 6 00:00:08,448 --> 00:00:10,803 I HIT A BUS. 7 00:00:10,827 --> 00:00:11,632 Drake: OH, AND THERE WAS THIS. 8 00:00:11,656 --> 00:00:13,148 ONE TIME I PLANNED A SURPRISE 9 00:00:13,172 --> 00:00:14,700 BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR JOSH... 10 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:16,010 Josh: AND I'll NEVER FORGET THE. 11 00:00:16,034 --> 00:00:17,286 SURPRISE PARTY DRAKE PLANNED 12 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:18,665 FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 13 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:19,803 Drake: WHEN HE WALKED IN, 14 00:00:19,827 --> 00:00:21,044 WE'LL ALL YELLED "SURPRISE." 15 00:00:21,068 --> 00:00:22,665 Josh: I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING. 16 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:23,803 TO BE SURPRISED BY ALL THOSE 17 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:25,148 PEOPLE IN OUR ROOM. 18 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:26,527 Drake: JOSH WAS SO SHOCKED, HE. 19 00:00:26,551 --> 00:00:27,700 THREW A PUNCH AND NAILED OUR 20 00:00:27,724 --> 00:00:31,424 AUNT BARBARA RIGHT IN THE JAW. 21 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,182 Josh: I PUNCHED MY AUNT BARBARA. 22 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:34,941 BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! 23 00:00:34,965 --> 00:00:36,424 Drake: WHEN SHE WOKE UP, SHE WAS. 24 00:00:36,448 --> 00:00:37,838 SO MAD, SHE TOOK THE PRESENT 25 00:00:37,862 --> 00:00:39,355 SHE'D BOUGHT FOR JOSH AND RAN 26 00:00:39,379 --> 00:00:41,493 OVER IT IN OUR DRIVEWAY. 27 00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:43,389 Josh: THEN SHE RAN OVER MY NEW. 28 00:00:43,413 --> 00:00:46,596 CELL PHONE... WITH HER TRUCK. 29 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:48,380 Drake: THE WHOLE THING WAS PRETTY HYSTERICAL. 30 00:00:48,413 --> 00:00:49,562 Josh: THE WHOLE THING WAS. 31 00:00:49,586 --> 00:00:50,941 PRETTY DISTURBING. 32 00:00:50,965 --> 00:00:51,942 Drake: THE POINT IS... 33 00:00:51,966 --> 00:00:53,355 Josh: THE POINT IS... 34 00:00:53,379 --> 00:00:55,493 Drake: WHENEVER YOU PLAN SOMETHING... 35 00:00:55,517 --> 00:00:56,941 Josh: IF YOU'RE GONNA PUNCH YOUR. 36 00:00:56,965 --> 00:00:58,251 AUNT IN THE FACE... 37 00:00:58,275 --> 00:00:59,320 Drake: DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN. 38 00:00:59,344 --> 00:01:01,251 THINGS TAKE AN UNEXPECTED TWIST. 39 00:01:01,275 --> 00:01:02,458 Josh: SHE MIGHT JUST RUN OVER. 40 00:01:02,482 --> 00:01:03,838 YOUR NEW CELL PHONE. 41 00:01:03,862 --> 00:01:11,862 Drake: YEP. Josh: YEAH. 42 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:17,355 Josh: TIME TO MAKE SOME SALSA! 43 00:01:17,379 --> 00:01:18,941 Radio host: WELCOME TO, "HOW TO." 44 00:01:18,965 --> 00:01:22,596 "MAKE SALSA" WITH I, HORATIO HIDALGO. 45 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:25,286 Josh: HOLA. 46 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:26,769 Horatio: FIRST, YOU MUST TAKE. 47 00:01:26,793 --> 00:01:28,010 TIME TO APPRECIATE YOUR 48 00:01:28,034 --> 00:01:35,493 INGREDIENTS, AS IF THEY WERE A FINE WOMAN. 49 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:37,458 Josh: SORRY, MA'AM. 50 00:01:37,482 --> 00:01:39,458 Horatio: NOW BEGIN CUTTING YOUR. 51 00:01:39,482 --> 00:01:42,217 TOMATOES INTO SMALL CHUNKS. 52 00:01:42,241 --> 00:01:46,182 I CALL THIS "CHUNKING" THE TOMATO. 53 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:50,665 TOMATO. Josh: CHUNKIN' THE TOMATO. 54 00:01:50,689 --> 00:01:52,493 Drake, with accent: BUT FIRST... 55 00:01:52,517 --> 00:01:57,355 YOU MUST SMELL YOUR TOMATO. 56 00:01:57,379 --> 00:01:59,527 Josh: SMELL MY TOMATO? 57 00:01:59,551 --> 00:02:00,907 Drake: INHALE THE AROMA BY. 58 00:02:00,931 --> 00:02:08,931 PRESSING IT TO YOUR NOSE WITH GREAT FORCE. 59 00:02:09,413 --> 00:02:11,976 Josh: CUTE. VERY, VERY CUTE. 60 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,079 Drake: GRACIAS, MI HERMANO. 61 00:02:14,103 --> 00:02:15,493 Josh: LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME. 62 00:02:15,517 --> 00:02:16,976 FOR YOUR JOKES. 63 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,458 I GOT A LOTTA SALSA TO MAKE. 64 00:02:18,482 --> 00:02:19,493 Drake: FOR WHAT? 65 00:02:19,517 --> 00:02:21,665 Josh: THIS YEAR'S BIG SALSA FEST. 66 00:02:21,689 --> 00:02:22,769 Drake: WHATEVER. 67 00:02:22,793 --> 00:02:24,941 Josh: HEY, WAIT. IF YOU WANT, 68 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:28,355 YOU CAN BE MY SALSA PARTNER. 69 00:02:28,379 --> 00:02:31,010 Drake: WOW! REALLY? I CAN?! 70 00:02:31,034 --> 00:02:33,631 THAT'S... NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 71 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:35,596 Josh: FINE. 72 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:37,389 BUT IF YOU DON'T HELP ME, THEN 73 00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:39,665 YOU WON'T WIN A FORTY-FIVE INCH 74 00:02:39,689 --> 00:02:43,734 HIGH-DEF YATSABISHI PLASMA SCREEN TV. 75 00:02:43,758 --> 00:02:46,493 Drake: A YATSABISHI PLASMA SCREEN TV?! 76 00:02:46,517 --> 00:02:48,286 Josh: MMM-HMM. 77 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:50,355 Drake: LIKE, A BIG ONE, FOR OUR ROOM?! 78 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,010 Josh: MMM-HMM. 79 00:02:52,034 --> 00:02:53,389 Drake: JUST FOR WINNING A STUPID. 80 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:54,458 SALSA CONTEST?! 81 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:56,631 Josh: MMMMM-HMMMMM!!! 82 00:02:56,655 --> 00:02:58,182 Drake: WOULD YA STOP HUMMING? 83 00:02:58,206 --> 00:02:59,424 WE GOT SALSA TO MAKE! 84 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:01,355 Josh: THEN START CHUNKIN' THE TOMATOES! 85 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:09,379 TOMATOES! Drake: I'M CHUNKIN'! 86 00:03:09,413 --> 00:03:13,838 SHOULD I GET THE FIRST-AID KIT? 87 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:17,493 Josh: MMM-HMMM. 88 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:18,907 Drake: ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT 89 00:03:18,931 --> 00:03:22,838 THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY, 90 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:25,769 I FOUND A WAY, AND... 91 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:30,493 IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪ 92 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:33,251 Chorus: ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE 93 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:35,010 Drake: ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME 94 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:43,034 TIME TO REALIZE, BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, 95 00:03:43,275 --> 00:03:47,976 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, 96 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,044 OVER YOUR SHOULDER, YOU'LL KNOW 97 00:03:50,068 --> 00:03:52,424 THAT I TOLD YOU I'll ALWAYS BE. 98 00:03:52,448 --> 00:04:00,448 PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪ 99 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:11,413 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH 100 00:04:13,413 --> 00:04:15,838 Megan: WHY ARE YOU GUYS MAKING SALSA? 101 00:04:15,862 --> 00:04:16,907 Josh: SO WE CAN WIN THIS YEAR'S. 102 00:04:16,931 --> 00:04:18,562 BIG SALSA FEST. 103 00:04:18,586 --> 00:04:19,734 Drake: AND TAKE HOME A HIGH-DEF. 104 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:21,631 PLASMA SCREEN TV. 105 00:04:21,655 --> 00:04:22,872 Megan: YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE BIG. 106 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,113 FLAT SCREENS THAT GOES ON THE WALL?! 107 00:04:25,137 --> 00:04:26,080 Drake: THAT'S RIGHT. 108 00:04:26,104 --> 00:04:28,113 Megan: CAN I BE ON YOUR SALSA TEAM?! 109 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:30,458 Drake and Josh: NOOOOO. 110 00:04:30,482 --> 00:04:31,907 Megan: WHY CAN'T I? 111 00:04:31,931 --> 00:04:33,079 Drake: WELL, BECAUSE... 112 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:34,631 WHEN WE WIN, THAT TV'S GONNA 113 00:04:34,655 --> 00:04:36,251 GO INTO OUR ROOM. 114 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:37,149 Megan: WHY CAN'T WE PUT IT IN. 115 00:04:37,173 --> 00:04:39,148 THE LIVING ROOM SO EVERYONE CAN WATCH IT? 116 00:04:39,172 --> 00:04:40,458 Josh: LOOK, MEGAN, THIS IS OUR. 117 00:04:40,482 --> 00:04:42,286 THING. WHY DON'T YOU ENTER A 118 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,976 COOKIE-BAKING CONTEST OR SOMETHIN'. 119 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,458 Drake: YES. RUN ALONG NOW. 120 00:04:47,482 --> 00:04:49,113 Megan: FINE. I'll GO. 121 00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:52,286 'CUZ I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO. 122 00:04:52,310 --> 00:05:00,310 Josh: WHAT THINGS? Megan: THINGS. 123 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,493 Josh: WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE. 124 00:05:06,517 --> 00:05:08,803 MEANT BY "THINGS" TO DO? 125 00:05:08,827 --> 00:05:14,424 Drake: AH, SHE'S JUST TRYING TO SCARE US. 126 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,320 Josh: WHAT IF SHE'S IN OUR ROOM, 127 00:05:16,344 --> 00:05:18,113 DOIN' SOMETHING? 128 00:05:18,137 --> 00:05:26,137 Drake: WHAT COULD SHE BE DOING IN OUR ROOM? 129 00:05:27,068 --> 00:05:35,068 Drake: MEGAN!!! Josh: GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!!! 130 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:58,631 Drake: MEGAN! Josh: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?! 131 00:05:58,655 --> 00:06:00,044 Drake: YOU SEE HER ANYWHERE? 132 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,113 Josh: NO. BUT THAT'S WHEN SHE'S. 133 00:06:02,137 --> 00:06:04,251 MOST DANGEROUS. 134 00:06:04,275 --> 00:06:05,389 Walter: WHICH OF THESE TIES... 135 00:06:05,413 --> 00:06:06,734 Drake and Josh: AAH! 136 00:06:06,758 --> 00:06:12,320 Walter: AAH! [THUD] 137 00:06:12,344 --> 00:06:13,769 Josh: GREAT, WE JUST GAVE. 138 00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:15,251 DAD A HEART ATTACK. 139 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:20,941 Drake: YEAH. WELL, BACK TO THE SALSA. 140 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:27,148 WELL, BACK TO THE SALSA. [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS] 141 00:06:27,172 --> 00:06:28,320 Drake: I THINK WE HAVE SOME. 142 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:29,941 LEMON JUICE IN THE FRIDGE. 143 00:06:29,965 --> 00:06:30,976 Josh: NO, WE GOTTA USE FRESH. 144 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,251 LEMONS FROM THE TREE IN THE 145 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:37,148 BACK... WHAT'S UP WITH THE SALSA? 146 00:06:37,172 --> 00:06:41,562 Drake: IT'S BUBBLING. 147 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:42,563 Josh: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED. 148 00:06:42,587 --> 00:06:43,907 TO COOK SALSA, DRAKE. 149 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:45,700 DID YOU TURN THE STOVE ON? 150 00:06:45,724 --> 00:06:46,803 Drake: OH, YEAH. LIKE I KNOW HOW. 151 00:06:46,827 --> 00:06:49,872 TO WORK A STOVE. 152 00:06:49,896 --> 00:06:51,976 Josh: THAT'S WEIRD. IT'S OFF. 153 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,631 Drake: THEN WHY'S IT BUBBLING? 154 00:06:53,655 --> 00:06:55,113 Josh: IF I KNEW WHY IT WAS. 155 00:06:55,137 --> 00:06:56,562 BUBBLING, WOULD I BE WONDERING 156 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:58,251 WHY IT'S BUBBLING?! 157 00:06:58,275 --> 00:06:59,734 Drake: BUBBLING. 158 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:01,079 THAT'S A FUNNY WORD. 159 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:06,700 BUBBLING... BUBBLING. 160 00:07:06,724 --> 00:07:10,217 BUBBLING. [EXPLOSION] 161 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:18,241 Audrey: WHAT WAS THAT? Megan: I DON'T KNOW. 162 00:07:18,862 --> 00:07:24,286 Audrey: OH... MY... KITCHEN. 163 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:25,872 Walter: WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?! 164 00:07:25,896 --> 00:07:27,872 [OVERLAPPING STAMMERS] 165 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:30,907 Josh: T-T-THE SALSA... Drake: EXPLODED! 166 00:07:30,931 --> 00:07:32,044 Josh: YEAH. 167 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:34,389 Walter: WELL, WE CAN SEE THAT. 168 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,010 Audrey: LOOK AT THIS PLACE! 169 00:07:36,034 --> 00:07:37,527 Drake: IT WASN'T OUR FAULT! 170 00:07:37,551 --> 00:07:38,459 Walter: OH, REALLY? 171 00:07:38,483 --> 00:07:44,217 Audrey: THEN WHOSE FAULT WAS IT? Josh: I DUNNO! [STAMMERING] 172 00:07:44,241 --> 00:07:46,355 Josh and Drake: MEGAN. 173 00:07:46,379 --> 00:07:47,976 Audrey: OH, NOW YOU GUYS'RE. 174 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,286 GONNA TRY TO BLAME THIS ON YOUR 175 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:50,596 LITTLE SISTER? 176 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:51,494 Walter: YOU TWO OUGHTA BE. 177 00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:53,113 ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 178 00:07:53,137 --> 00:08:01,137 LOOK HOW SWEET SHE IS, PLAYING WITH HER DOLLS. 179 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:05,976 Audrey: NOW CLEAN THIS UP. 180 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,734 Josh: MAN, I AM SO ANGRY. 181 00:08:08,758 --> 00:08:11,079 Drake: YOU KNOW MEGAN DID THIS. 182 00:08:11,103 --> 00:08:12,424 Josh: YEAH. I HATE HOW MOM AND. 183 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:14,182 DAD THINK SHE'S SOOOO SWEET. 184 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:17,941 SHE'S A DEMON, THAT'S WHAT SHE IS. A DEMON! 185 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:21,424 Drake: YEAH, SHE IS. 186 00:08:21,448 --> 00:08:24,320 HEY, WHAT IF WE GIVE MOM AND DAD 187 00:08:24,344 --> 00:08:26,148 PROOF ABOUT MEGAN? 188 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,665 Josh: WHAT KIND OF PROOF? 189 00:08:27,689 --> 00:08:29,044 Drake: I DUNNO. 190 00:08:29,068 --> 00:08:30,389 BUT IF WE SEARCH HER ROOM, I BET 191 00:08:30,413 --> 00:08:31,941 WE FIND SOME EVIDENCE. 192 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:32,942 Josh: UNH-UH! ALL RIGHT? SHE'LL. 193 00:08:32,966 --> 00:08:34,286 CATCH US AND THEN WE'LL GET 194 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:35,838 "TAZED" OR SOMETHIN'. 195 00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:37,251 Drake: NO, C'MON! 196 00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:38,941 WE'LL GO TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL 197 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:40,182 WHILE SHE'S AT OBOE PRACTICE. 198 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,286 SHE WON'T CATCH US. 199 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:42,838 DON'T YOU WANNA PROVE TO MOM AND 200 00:08:42,862 --> 00:08:50,862 DAD SHE'S A DEMON?! Josh: OKAY. YEAH, LET'S DO IT. 201 00:08:57,482 --> 00:09:05,482 Josh: OKAY. YEAH, LET'S DO IT. Josh: WILL YA STOP IT?! 202 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,872 Drake: LET'S DO THIS. 203 00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,389 Josh: WAIT! 204 00:09:16,413 --> 00:09:17,631 Drake: WHAT? 205 00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:20,182 Josh: I'M AFRAID. I'VE NEVER. 206 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:21,907 BEEN IN MEGAN'S ROOM BEFORE. 207 00:09:21,931 --> 00:09:23,079 HAVE YOU? 208 00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:24,734 Drake: ONCE. WHEN SHE WAS FIVE. 209 00:09:24,758 --> 00:09:26,320 Josh: AND...? 210 00:09:26,344 --> 00:09:27,458 Drake: SHE PUSHED ME OUT THE. 211 00:09:27,482 --> 00:09:28,562 WINDOW AND TOLD MOM I FELL. 212 00:09:28,586 --> 00:09:30,665 Josh: I'M OUTTA HERE. 213 00:09:30,689 --> 00:09:38,689 Drake: SHE'S AT OBOE PRACTICE! NOW, C'MON! 214 00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:50,079 Josh: OKAY, NOW... LOOK. 215 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:51,907 AROUND, FIND SOME EVIDENCE THAT 216 00:09:51,931 --> 00:09:53,355 PROVES SHE'S A DEMON, AND THEN 217 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:54,252 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 218 00:09:54,276 --> 00:09:55,976 Drake: YEAH. THIS PLACE GIVES ME. 219 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,769 THE SKEEVES. 220 00:09:58,793 --> 00:10:00,182 Josh: SEE ANYTHING? 221 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:02,562 Drake: NO. LOOK UNDER THE BED. 222 00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:05,976 Josh: OK. ANYTHING OVER THERE? 223 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,217 Drake: JOSH, JOSH, COME HERE. 224 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:08,527 Josh: WHAT? 225 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,665 Drake: CHECK OUT THIS FAMILY PICTURE. 226 00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:12,665 Josh: WHAT ABOUT IT? 227 00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:15,424 Drake: I LOOK GOOOOOD. 228 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:21,631 Josh: WILL YOU PLEASE STAY FOCUSED?! 229 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,493 SEE ANYTHING YET? 230 00:10:23,517 --> 00:10:26,872 CHECK IN THE CLOSET. 231 00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:27,873 ANYTHING IN THERE? 232 00:10:27,897 --> 00:10:29,217 Drake: MAN, THERE'S NOTHIN' 233 00:10:29,241 --> 00:10:30,941 IN HERE. IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A 234 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:31,908 NORMAL LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM. 235 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:36,907 [SOFT BEEPING] Josh: OH, YA THINK?! 236 00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:41,148 HOLY CHEESE! LOOK AT ALL THAT EQUIPMENT! 237 00:10:41,172 --> 00:10:42,320 Josh: SO THIS IS HOW SHE ALWAYS. 238 00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:43,976 KNOWS WHAT WE'RE DOING. 239 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:49,631 WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS BUTTON DOES? [SIZZLING] 240 00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:54,872 Josh: SO THAT'S WHY THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING! 241 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:57,665 I THOUGHT IT WAS PUBERTY. 242 00:10:57,689 --> 00:11:00,217 Drake: C'MON! LET'S JUST GET THIS BACK UP. 243 00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:02,838 Josh: RIGHT. 244 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,562 SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 245 00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:05,976 Drake: WHEN MOM AND DAD GET. 246 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,217 HOME, WE SHOW 'EM THIS STUFF, 247 00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:09,182 THEN THEY'LL SEE HOW MEGAN REALLY IS. 248 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:12,665 Josh: YEAH, 'CUZ NOW WE GOT EVIDENCE, BABY. 249 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:20,689 EVIDENCE, BABY. C'MON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! 250 00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:30,689 C'MON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! PUT... IT... DOWN. 251 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:34,699 Audrey: HELLO. Walter: WE'RE HOME. 252 00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:36,149 Drake: THEY'RE HOME! 253 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,182 Josh: GOOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO. 254 00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:38,631 EXPOSE MEGAN FOR THE EVIL LITTLE 255 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:42,010 TROLL SHE IS! COME ON. 256 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,976 MOM! DAD! COME WITH US! 257 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,458 Walter: WHAT'S GOING ON?! 258 00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,596 Drake: YOU THINK MEGAN'S A SWEET. 259 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,700 LITTLE ANGEL? 260 00:11:47,724 --> 00:11:55,724 Josh: PREPARE TO THINK DIFFERENTLY! LET'S GO! 261 00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:58,941 Megan: OH, HI. 262 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:02,389 LOOK, MOMMY, I KNITTED YOU A SWEATER. 263 00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:03,493 Audrey: AWWWWW. 264 00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,803 Drake: OH, DON'T ACT ALL INNOCENT, MEGAN. 265 00:12:05,827 --> 00:12:07,079 Josh: YEAH, YOUR PRANKSTER WAYS. 266 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,320 ARE ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED. 267 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:09,665 Megan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 268 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:17,689 Josh: THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! Drake: DO IT, JOSH! 269 00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:30,872 Megan: MOMMY, THEY KNOCKED MY POSTER DOWN! 270 00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:33,527 Audrey: AW, IT'S OKAY, SWEETIE. 271 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:35,148 Walter: CARE TO EXPLAIN? 272 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,941 Josh: UH... OKAY, OKAY, 273 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,113 THERE WERE MONITORS RIGHT THERE 274 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:41,976 AND DIALS... OH! AND A LITTLE BUZZER THAT 275 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,941 HURT MY BOTTOM. 276 00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:45,596 Drake: IT WAS ALL RIGHT HERE! 277 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,941 THERE WAS A RADAR THING... 278 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:49,389 Josh: AND BUTTONS AND LIGHTS! 279 00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:50,631 Megan: WHY ARE DRAKE AND JOSH. 280 00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,044 TALKING SO CRAZY? 281 00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:53,976 I'M SCARED! 282 00:12:54,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Walter: DRAKE, JOSH... IN LIVING ROOM. NOW. 283 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:11,113 Megan: WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE BAD? 284 00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:13,700 Audrey: HONEY, YOU JUST GO BACK. 285 00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:21,724 TO YOUR KNITTING, OK? Audrey: I'll TRY. 286 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,390 Walter: CALLING YOU GENTLEMEN. 287 00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:34,803 LIKE YOU'RE ACTUAL GENTLEMEN. 288 00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:38,389 YOU'RE BOYS! YOU BEHAVE LIKE CHILDREN! 289 00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:46,413 CHILDREN! Audrey: POOR LITTLE MONKEYS. 290 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:58,286 [JOSH GRUNTS] 291 00:13:58,310 --> 00:14:02,493 Josh: WHO KNEW TOMATOES WERE SO HEAVY?! 292 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,458 Y'KNOW, YOU COULDA HELPED ME. 293 00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:07,872 Drake: HEY, I GOT THE CILANTRO. 294 00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:09,251 Audrey: HEY, BOYS. 295 00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:11,389 LISTEN, I THINK IT WAS REALLY 296 00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:13,217 GREAT OF YOU GUYS TO LET MEGAN 297 00:14:13,241 --> 00:14:14,734 HELP YOU WITH YOUR SALSA. 298 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:16,182 Josh: HAH? 299 00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:18,010 Drake: SHE'S NOT HELPING US. 300 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,872 Josh: YEAH, WE TOLD HER NO. 301 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:20,976 Audrey: WELL, THAT'S WEIRD. 302 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,251 'CUZ SHE'S UPSTAIRS IN HER ROOM 303 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:30,275 WITH A BUNCH OF SALSA INGREDIENTS. 304 00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:34,010 Megan: WHASSUP, BOOBS? 305 00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:36,424 Josh: OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 306 00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:37,976 Megan: MAKIN' SALSA. 307 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,908 Drake: WHY? 308 00:14:38,932 --> 00:14:39,976 Megan: 'CUZ I WANNA WIN THE. 309 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,355 PLASMA SCREEN TV. 310 00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:42,389 YOU GUYS WOULDN'T LET ME ON 311 00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:45,182 YOUR TEAM, SO I'M GONNA ENTER MY OWN SALSA. 312 00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:46,562 WANNA TASTE? 313 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,320 Josh: YEAH. I DO. 314 00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:51,527 Megan: TOO BAD. GET OUT. 315 00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:53,182 Drake: OKAY, GO AHEAD. 316 00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,320 ENTER THE CONTEST. 317 00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:55,493 WE DON'T CARE. 318 00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:56,321 Megan: GOOD. 319 00:14:56,345 --> 00:15:00,803 Josh: GOOD! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 320 00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:02,700 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU JUST 321 00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:05,079 REMEMBER ONE THING, LITTLE GIRL. 322 00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,872 I'VE BEEN MAKIN' SALSA FOR FIVE 323 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:14,896 YEARS. SO IF YOU EVEN THINK YOU'RE GONNA BEAT DRAKE AND I... 324 00:15:20,344 --> 00:15:22,217 Josh: SO WHADDAYA THINK? 325 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:23,355 Drake: AWESOME. 326 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:24,907 THIS IS THE BEST SALSA EVER. 327 00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:31,182 Josh: WE DONE GOOD, BROTHAH! KNUCKLE TOUCH. 328 00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:32,562 [DOORBELL RINGS] 329 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:33,734 WHO'S THAT? 330 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:34,976 Drake: I DUNNO. 331 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,217 Megan: JUST SIT DOWN, I GOT IT. 332 00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:40,493 Man: HI. 333 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:41,941 ARE YOU MISS MEGAN PARKER? 334 00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:43,217 Megan: YEAH. YOU PHARNSWORTH? 335 00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:44,355 Pharnsworth: INDEED. 336 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:49,079 SO, I BROUGHT THE PERUV... Megan: SHHHHH. 337 00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:53,872 Megan: SHHHHH. LET'S TALK IN THE KITCHEN. 338 00:15:53,896 --> 00:16:01,896 Drake: HEY, WHO IS THAT GUY? Megan: NONE OF YOUR BEES GUTS. 339 00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:12,724 OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT YA GOT! Pharnsworth: VERY WELL... 340 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,251 Megan: [GASPS] OH, MY GOD... 341 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:21,596 THE PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER. 342 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,665 Pharnsworth: YES, AND THESE ARE. 343 00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:24,976 AMONG THE FINEST SPECIMENS IN 344 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,631 THE WORLD. THE "PINNACLE OF" 345 00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:29,907 "PEPPERS," IF YOU WILL. HA HA... 346 00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:33,251 I'M A BOTANIST. 347 00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,044 Megan: REALLY. 348 00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,941 SO HOW MUCH FOR THE PEPPERS? 349 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:37,908 Pharnsworth: FIFTY. 350 00:16:37,932 --> 00:16:39,079 Megan: DOLLARS?! 351 00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,976 Pharnsworth: YOUNG LADY, THESE ARE THE RAREST PEPPERS KNOWN TO. 352 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,389 MANKIND. I'M AFRAID IT'S FIFTY 353 00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,113 DOLLARS OR NO DEAL. 354 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,217 Megan: FORTY. 355 00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:46,665 Pharnsworth: DEAL. 356 00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,320 THANK YOU. 357 00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:50,044 SO, WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? 358 00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,976 Megan: SALSA... FOR A CONTEST. 359 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,044 Pharnsworth: WELL, IF YOU PUT. 360 00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:54,079 THESE PEPPERS IN YOUR SALSA, 361 00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:55,320 YOU'LL WIN FOR SURE. 362 00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:57,113 Megan: I KNOW. 363 00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,458 Pharnsworth: I'D BETTER GO. 364 00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:00,148 GOT A BIG DATE TONIGHT. 365 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:08,172 Megan: DINNER WITH YOUR MOM? Pharnsworth: YES. 366 00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:17,424 Josh: THANK YOU. ENJOY THE MOVIE. 367 00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:19,976 SO, WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THE PEPPER? 368 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,562 Drake: LET'S SEE... 369 00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:24,251 IT SAYS, "THE PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER." 370 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:25,803 GROWN ONLY IN THE NORTHWESTERN 371 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,355 MOUNTAINS OF PERU, THIS 372 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,217 EXTREMELY RARE PEPPER IS HIGHLY 373 00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:30,976 DESIRABLE FOR ITS EXOTIC 374 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,872 "SWEET TASTE AND SPICY HEAT." 375 00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,320 Josh: SO HOW DO WE BUY SOME? 376 00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:36,355 Drake: CAN'T. SAYS HERE, 377 00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:43,562 "THEY'RE ONLY AVAILABLE IN SOUTH AH M'REEKA." 378 00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:45,044 WHAT? 379 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:48,562 Josh: SOUTH AMERICA!!! 380 00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:50,838 Drake: AHHHHHHH. 381 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,251 Josh: STUPID PUFF PEPPERS. WE. 382 00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:55,113 CAN'T LET MEGAN WIN THAT PLASMA 383 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:57,458 SCREEN! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 384 00:17:57,482 --> 00:18:00,734 Drake: I'll TELL YA WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 385 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:03,976 WE'RE GONNA STEAL MEGAN'S PUFF PEPPERS. 386 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,079 Josh: WE CAN'T DO THAT! 387 00:18:05,103 --> 00:18:06,182 Drake: GIMME ONE REASON. 388 00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,251 Josh: IT'S MEAN. 389 00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:08,424 Drake: JOSH, THINK BACK. 390 00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:10,769 CAN YOU THINK OF A COUPLE OF 391 00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:12,769 "MEAN" THINGS MEGAN'S DONE TO US 392 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,010 IN THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS? 393 00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:21,838 Megan: BOO! Josh: AAH! 394 00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:26,493 Josh: AAH! WHAT THE... WHAT THE... 395 00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:27,907 Drake: WELL...? 396 00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:35,931 Josh: LET'S STEAL HER PUFF PEPPERS. 397 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:42,079 Drake: THERE'S THE BAG! GET IT. 398 00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:43,182 Josh: NO! 399 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:51,206 WHAT IF IT'S RIGGED TO EXPLODE?! Drake: GET THE BAG! 400 00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,907 [WHIMPERS] 401 00:18:53,931 --> 00:19:01,931 Drake: JUST GRAB IT! [JOSH SHRIEKS SOFTLY] 402 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:13,758 [JOSH SHRIEKS SOFTLY] Megan: GET UP! 403 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,769 Josh: MEGAN!!! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 404 00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:21,631 Megan: I WANT MY PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPERS. 405 00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:26,044 Josh: PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPERS? 406 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,700 Drake: IS THAT A BAND? 407 00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:28,734 I'M AFRAID I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH 408 00:19:28,758 --> 00:19:30,527 THEIR WORK. 409 00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:31,976 Josh: AND I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA. 410 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,976 HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 411 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,458 OOH! OOH! 412 00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:37,596 Megan: I WANT MY PUFF PEPPERS. 413 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:45,620 AND I WANT THEM NOW! Drake: KNOCK IT OFF! 414 00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:57,493 Woman: MMMM... VERY GOOD SALSA. 415 00:19:57,517 --> 00:20:05,517 VERY GOOD SALSA. Megan: THANK YOU. 416 00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:09,182 Man: OHHH... THIS IS EXCELLENT. 417 00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:10,183 SUPERB. 418 00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:16,079 Josh: WE TRY. Man: WELL, YOU SUCCEED. 419 00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:18,458 Man: ALL RIGHT, IF I CAN PLEASE. 420 00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:19,907 HAVE YOUR ATTENTION... 421 00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:21,355 I SEE ALL JUDGES HAVE 422 00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,113 FINISHED SCORING THEIR SALSAS, 423 00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:24,355 AND NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO 424 00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:32,113 ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S COMPETITION. 425 00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:33,734 AND THE WINNER FOR BEST 426 00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,527 TRADITIONAL SALSA, WHO WILL 427 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,493 ALSO TAKE HOME THIS BEAUTIFUL 428 00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:39,631 FORTY-FIVE INCH YATSABISHI 429 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,803 PLASMA SCREEN TELEVISION IS... 430 00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:45,665 THE TEAM OF DRAKE PARKER AND JOSH NICHOLS! 431 00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,458 Josh: YES! THAT'S RIGHT! 432 00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:49,320 Man: COME ON UP HERE, BOYS! 433 00:20:49,344 --> 00:20:51,803 CONGRATULATIONS. 434 00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:55,251 Josh: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 435 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:57,665 Megan: HEY! WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 436 00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,286 Crowd: YEAH! 437 00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:03,941 Man: WE'D ALL LOVE TO KNOW. 438 00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:06,631 Drake: GO AHEAD. WE ALREADY WON. 439 00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:08,355 Josh: ALL RIGHT. 440 00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:10,320 WELL, THERE ARE MANY SECRETS TO 441 00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,355 MAKING OUR FINE SALSA, BUT THE 442 00:21:12,379 --> 00:21:13,424 MOST IMPORTANT IS THE 443 00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:21,251 UTILIZATION OF THE RARE PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER. 444 00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:23,044 Man: THE PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER? 445 00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:31,068 Josh: YEAH. Drake: WHY, IS THERE A PROBLEM? 446 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:36,113 Man: I KNOW, I KNOW! 447 00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:37,734 I'M VERY SORRY, BUT THE 448 00:21:37,758 --> 00:21:39,734 PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER HAS BEEN 449 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,286 ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES 450 00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:42,596 EVER SINCE IT WAS PROVEN TO 451 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:47,044 CAUSE KIDNEY FAILURE AND/OR CHAPPED LIPS. 452 00:21:47,068 --> 00:21:50,044 BOYS, I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO 453 00:21:50,068 --> 00:21:51,976 HAVE TO DISQUALIFY YOUR SALSA. 454 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,803 Megan: AWWWW. 455 00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:56,113 Man: WHICH MEANS... 456 00:21:56,137 --> 00:21:57,320 OUR GRAND PRIZE GOES TO OUR 457 00:21:57,344 --> 00:22:05,344 SECOND PLACE FINALIST... MISS MEGAN PARKER! 458 00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:12,700 Megan: THANK YOU! HOW GREAT IS THIS DAY?! 459 00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:16,424 Josh: OKAY, MEGAN... 460 00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:18,562 Drake: YOU SET US UP, DIDN'T YOU? 461 00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:19,803 Megan: WHAT, YOU THINK I. 462 00:22:19,827 --> 00:22:20,976 PURPOSELY GOT THE PERUVIAN PUFF 463 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,217 PEPPERS KNOWING YOU'D STEAL THEM 464 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,631 AND USE THEM IN YOUR OWN SALSA, 465 00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:25,217 JUST SO I COULD POINT IT OUT TO 466 00:22:25,241 --> 00:22:26,149 THE JUDGES, GET YOU 467 00:22:26,173 --> 00:22:27,527 DISQUALIFIED, AND THEN WALK AWAY 468 00:22:27,551 --> 00:22:28,976 WITH THE YATSABISHI PLASMA 469 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,976 SCREEN TV FOR MYSELF? 470 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:41,000 C'MON. I'M NOT THAT SMART. 471 00:22:47,413 --> 00:22:48,976 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 472 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,977 Audrey: HI, BABY. 473 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,148 Walter: HEY, MEGAN. 474 00:22:51,172 --> 00:22:52,251 Megan: OH, HI! 475 00:22:52,275 --> 00:22:53,458 Audrey: HOW DO YA LIKE YOUR NEW. 476 00:22:53,482 --> 00:22:54,700 PLASMA SCREEN? 477 00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:55,872 Megan: LOVE IT. 478 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,010 Walter: WHATCHA WATCHIN'? 479 00:22:57,034 --> 00:22:58,182 Megan: OH, JUST A SHOW THAT. 480 00:22:58,206 --> 00:22:59,424 TEACHES KIDS HOW WE CAN ALL WORK 481 00:22:59,448 --> 00:23:01,976 TOGETHER TO HELP OUR ENVIRONMENT. 482 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,596 Audrey: HOW SWEET. 483 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:07,217 Walter: WELL, WE DON'T WANNA INTERRUPT. 484 00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:09,424 Megan: WHERE'S DRAKE AND JOSH? 485 00:23:09,448 --> 00:23:10,734 Audrey: THEY'RE RE-PAINTING THE. 486 00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:12,044 WALLS BECAUSE OF ALL THAT SALSA 487 00:23:12,068 --> 00:23:13,251 THEY SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE. 488 00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:14,665 Megan: WELL, IT'S NICE THAT. 489 00:23:14,689 --> 00:23:15,700 THEY'RE FINALLY TAKING 490 00:23:15,724 --> 00:23:17,976 RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR ACTIONS. 491 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,113 Audrey: YEAH. 492 00:23:19,137 --> 00:23:20,011 Walter: TRUE. 493 00:23:20,035 --> 00:23:28,035 Audrey: 'NIGHT, BABY. Megan: GOOD NIGHT. 494 00:23:28,758 --> 00:23:31,976 [OVERLAPPING ARGUING] 495 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,113 Drake: I NEVER DO ANYTHING, 496 00:23:33,137 --> 00:23:34,389 AND YOU ALWAYS GET ME INTO 497 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,148 TROUBLE. WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS 498 00:23:36,172 --> 00:23:38,355 MESS IF YOU WEREN'T MAKING YOUR SALSA... 499 00:23:38,379 --> 00:23:39,527 Josh: OH, MAKING MY SALSA! 500 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:47,251 Megan: MY FAVORITE SHOW... BOOB AND BOOBER. 501 00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:53,803 Josh: COME ON! COME ON! [YELLING] 502 00:23:53,827 --> 00:23:55,251 Drake: LET'S SEE HOW IT IS WITH. 503 00:23:55,275 --> 00:24:00,665 A LITTLE MORE CAYENNE PEPPER... 504 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:01,838 OKAY, HERE, TASTE. 505 00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:03,872 Josh: NO. THAT'S A LOT OF CAYENNE. 506 00:24:03,896 --> 00:24:04,770 Drake: SO? 507 00:24:04,794 --> 00:24:06,976 Josh: YOU KNOW I HAVE A SPASTIC TONGUE! 508 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,320 Drake: HOW MANY SPASTIC PARTS. 509 00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:11,631 CAN ONE PERSON HAVE? 510 00:24:11,655 --> 00:24:12,655 Josh: SEVEN.