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SO I'VE BEEN DATING
THIS NEW GIRL

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THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL.

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DRAKE'S BEEN
DATING THIS NEW GIRL

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THAT GOES TO OUR SCHOOL.

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Both: HER NAME IS SUSAN.

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AND SHE IS COOL, SHE IS FUNNY,

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SHE IS AWESOME.

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"SHE IS COOL, SHE IS FUNNY,

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SHE IS AWESOME."

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I'M TELLING YOU,

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THIS GIRL IS ALL DRAKE'S
BEEN THINKING ABOUT.

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Both: SUSAN, SUSAN, SUSAN.

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I WONDER IF I'M IN LOVE.

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I'VE SEEN SUSAN AROUND SCHOOL,

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BUT I HAVEN'T, LIKE,
FORMALLY MET HER YET.

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Both: ANYWAY...

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I WONDER WHERE
DRAKE IS WITH OUR PIZZA.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE I
ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA.

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COME ON, WE GOT TO
THINK OF SOMETHING!

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WOULD YOU RELAX?

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NO! THIS PROJECT COUNTS

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FOR LIKE HALF OF
OUR FINAL GRADE!

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OOH! I GOT IT!

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GO.

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OK. WE DO A DETAILED STUDY

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ON THE REPRODUCTIVE
HABITS OF LIZARDS.

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I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING

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THAT INVOLVES ME
WATCHING LIZARDS MAKE OUT.

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FINE.

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OOH, HOW ABOUT...
NO. A MUSIC VIDEO?

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YES.

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OF YOUR BAND. YES!

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AND I'll DIRECT IT!

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MAYBE.

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MAYBE?

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LOOK, CAN YOU
DIRECT A MUSIC VIDEO?

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WHO DO YOU THINK VIDEOTAPED
MIKE RAMI'S PIANO RECITAL

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AT THE HOME FOR THE OLD?

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OK, YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR.

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OH, AND HEY, WE CAN
PUT SUSAN IN THE VIDEO.

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WHY SHOULD YOUR
GIRLFRIEND BE IN IT?

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'CAUSE SHE'S PRETTY.

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OK, FINE.

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YOUR GIRLFRIEND
CAN BE IN OUR VIDEO.

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YOU'RE PRETTY, TOO.

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STOP THAT!

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HEY, WHICH ONE OF MY GUITARS

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DO YOU THINK WILL
LOOK BEST ON-CAMERA?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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[SPLAT]

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Both: MEGAN!

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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪

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♪ BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪

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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND

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♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE

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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪

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♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪

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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪

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♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN'
YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪

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♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪ WHOO

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OK, HERE'S MY VISION.

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I SEE YOUR BAND IN A DESERT.

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YOU KNOW, THE SUN BEATS DOWN,

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A LITTLE CREATURE SCAMPERS BY.

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PERHAPS, I DON'T KNOW, A LIZARD.

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OH! HERE'S MY VISION.

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR VISION.

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THE VIDEO SHOULD
SHOW OFF MY BAND.

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HI, DRAKE.

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AND SUSAN.

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HEY, HOW DID THE
ALGEBRA TEST GO?

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NOT GREAT. I COULDN'T
CONCENTRATE.

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OH, HOW COME?

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BECAUSE I WAS
THINKING ABOUT YOU.

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AHEM.

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AHEM!

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YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
REALLY GO TO THE BATHROOM

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AND COUGH THAT UP.

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CUTE. HELLO.

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OH, SUSAN, THIS IS
JOSH. JOSH, SUSAN.

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HI, JOSH.

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NICE TO OFFICIALLY MEET YOU.

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[BELL RINGS]

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HEY, I'VE GOT TO GET TO CLASS.

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BYE, GORGEOUS.

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I'll MISS YOU.

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I'll MISS YOU, TOO.
BYE, SWEETIE-PEA.

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HA HA HA.

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YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

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NO.

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YEAH, YOU ARE.

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OOH, WHAT KIND OF SHIRT IS THIS?

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I THINK IT'S AN X-L.

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HA HA!

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IT IS SO SOFT.

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WELL, I AM A HUGE FAN
OF THE DRYER SHEET.

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HA HA HA!

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I DON'T KNOW WHY
DRAKE NEVER TOLD ME

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HOW FUNNY AND
CUTE YOU ARE. OH, HEY,

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DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE
SOME PURPLE PAINT RIGHT HERE?

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OH, ALL GONE.

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I'll SEE YOU LATER, JOSH.

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UH... [CRACKED
VOICE] OKEY-DOKEY.

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HELLO, MR. ALLIGATOR.

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WELL, HELLO THERE.

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HEY, YOU WANT TO
HEAR A FUNNY STORY?

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OK.

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I'M GOING TO EAT YOU! GRR, RRR!

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AAH!

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Josh: YOU DIDN'T SEE
THAT COMING, DID YOU?

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HO HO HO! MERRY BATHTUB!

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HAVE YOU BEEN A
GOOD BOY THIS YEAR?

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NO? WELL, THEN, UNDER YOU GO.

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OOH, TIME TO SHAVE.

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[MAKES ELECTRIC RAZOR NOISE]

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♪ SHAVING IN THE
BATHTUB SAY WHAT?

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♪ SHAVING IN THE BATHTUB

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[MAKES ELECTRIC RAZOR NOISE]

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TAKE IT, GATOR!

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[DEEP VOICE] ♪
SHAVING IN THE BATHTUB

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AAH!

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HA! SUSAN.

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HI, JOSH.

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I'M SORRY ABOUT MY NAKEDNESS.

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WHERE'S DRAKE?

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JOSH, YOU DON'T NEED TO
BE NERVOUS AROUND ME.

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OOH, BIG BICEPS.

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DO YOU WORK OUT?

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OW! AH!

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OH, WITH THE PAIN IN THE TOE.

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OH, ARE YOU OK?

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AH!

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JOSH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

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MY GIRLFRIEND'S IN THE ROOM.

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RIGHT. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS...

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UNTIL SHE... AND...

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I'll JUST BE...

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IN HERE.

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I TOLD YOU, SOMETIMES
HE CAN BE A LITTLE,

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YOU KNOW, JOSHISH.

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COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE
HAND ME MY UNDERWEAR?

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HEY, YOU GUYS.

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UMM... CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

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YEAH, JOSH. WHAT'S UP, SON?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK

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OF DRAKE'S NEW GIRLFRIEND?

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SUSAN? SHE SEEMS
LIKE A FRIENDLY GIRL.

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YEAH, MAYBE A
LITTLE TOO FRIENDLY.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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WELL, I... I, UH... I
THINK SHE LIKES ME!

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THERE! I SAID IT!

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WELL, OF COURSE SHE LIKES YOU.

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WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

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NO. I MEAN, SHE "LIKES" ME.

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YOU KNOW...

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LIKE, REMEMBER THAT SHOW
ON THE ANIMAL CHANNEL,

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WHERE THE FEMALE GIRAFFE
"LIKED" THE MALE GIRAFFE,

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SO SHE STARTED...

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WE UNDERSTAND! WE UNDERSTAND!

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LOOK, SON, SUSAN'S
A PRETTY GIRL.

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AND SOMETIMES ATTRACTIVE GIRLS

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GET US GUYS A LITTLE FLUSTERED.

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I THINK WHAT YOUR
FATHER IS TRYING TO SAY

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IS THAT SUSAN IS
BEING FRIENDLY TO YOU

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BECAUSE YOUR
DRAKE'S NEW BROTHER.

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AND BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUN
AND CHARMING YOUNG MAN.

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YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

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THANKS.

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I GOT TO GO DIRECT OUR VIDEO.

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WANT TO WATCH
THE ANIMAL CHANNEL?

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WHERE'S THE REMOTE? HA HA!

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[HORSE WHINNIES]

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OK, DRAKE, CAMERA'S ALL SET.

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AH!

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ALL RIGHT, SUSAN, YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT?

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DANCE AROUND AND LOOK GOOD.

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YOU ALWAYS DO.

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LET'S DO THIS!

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Josh: ROLLING!

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AND... ACTION.

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THIS ONE'S FOR SUSAN.

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1, 2, 3, 4... [MUSIC STARTS]

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♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS
NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪

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♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

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♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS
NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪

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♪ SHE'S THE GIRL
I'D STAY HOME FOR ♪

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♪ SHE DOESN'T KNOW
THAT I'M BREATHING ♪

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♪ SHE DOESN'T
KNOW THAT I'M ALIVE ♪

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♪ SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DREAMING ♪

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♪ WHEN I SEE THAT SHE'S
TURNED OUT HER LIGHTS ♪

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♪ AND DOES SHE SEE
ME LIKE I SEE HER ♪

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♪ MORE THAN JUST
THE BOY NEXT DOOR ♪

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♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS
NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪

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OH!

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[MUSIC STOPS]

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OK.

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AND... CUT!

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00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,827
JOSH, I WAS JUST LOOKING OVER
SOME OF THE FOOTAGE WE SHOT.

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00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:06,655
I'M NOT SURE YOU
GOT ENOUGH OF SUSAN.

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00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,275
OH, I GOT PLENTY OF SUSAN.

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00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:14,068
DRAKE, COULD YOU
HELP ME WITH THIS LETTER

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00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:16,379
FOR MY MISS NANCY ADVICE COLUMN?

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SURE. READ IT.

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OK. THE GUY WRITES,
"DEAR MISS NANCY.

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"MY STEPBROTHER
HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND,

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NAMED PUSAN."

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"SHE KEEPS FLIRTING WITH
ME BEHIND MY BROTHER'S BACK.

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"HOW DO I TELL MY BROTHER

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ABOUT THIS PROBLEM
I'M HAVING WITH...

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PUSAN?"

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00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,896
UM... WOULD THIS "PUSAN"

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00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:54,758
HAVE ANYTHING TO
DO WITH MY SUSAN?

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YEAH, IT'S TRUE.

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I THINK THAT
SUSAN... YOU KNOW...

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00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,517
WANTS ME.

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00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:09,137
HA HA HA!

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00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:11,413
HEY, I'M SERIOUS HERE.

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00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:12,793
LOOK, I THINK IT'S CUTE

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00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:14,620
THAT YOU HAVE A
LITTLE CRUSH ON SUSAN.

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00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:16,655
SHE HAS A CRUSH ON ME!

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00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:18,068
AND IT AIN'T LITTLE!

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JOSH, I'M SURE YOU THOUGHT
SUSAN WAS HITTING ON YOU.

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I KNOW WHEN A GIRL WANTS ME.

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I'VE IMAGINED IT A
THOUSAND TIMES!

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00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:31,793
OK, OK. I'll TALK TO HER.

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00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:33,206
SERIOUSLY?

228
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:35,241
NO, BUT THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS.

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00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:37,448
WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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I'VE GOT A DATE WITH... PUSAN.

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[DOORBELL]

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COMING.

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AH! SUSAN!

234
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:55,620
DRAKE'S NOT HOME.

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I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
TO SHOOT MORE STUFF

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FOR THE VIDEO TODAY.

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UH, WE ARE.

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00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:04,206
BUT DRAKE STOPPED AT
PAUL'S HOUSE ON THE WAY HOME.

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00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:06,655
YOU COULD HEAD OVER
THERE IF YOU WANT.

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00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:09,275
I DON'T KNOW WHERE PAUL LIVES.

241
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THAT WAY.

242
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:14,310
I'M BAD WITH DIRECTIONS.

243
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,793
I CAN LEND YOU MY COMPASS.

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00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:21,448
JOSH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,724
YOU SEEM TENSE.

246
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:27,413
WELL, PUSAN... I MEAN, SUSAN.

247
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:34,137
UH, AH... I'VE BEEN
NOTICING SOME SIGNALS.

248
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,827
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

249
00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:38,068
YOU KNOW, SIGNALS.

250
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:44,275
LIKE... A FEMALE GIRAFFE
MIGHT GIVE A MALE GIRAFFE.

251
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:47,896
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE
BEEN FLIRTING WITH ME,

252
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:50,931
BUT I'M SURE IT
WAS UNINTENTIONAL.

253
00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:56,413
JOSH, IT'S NOT
UNINTENTIONAL AT ALL.

254
00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:57,448
I KNEW IT!

255
00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,482
[SQUEAKS]

256
00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:05,172
SUSAN!

257
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:09,137
EW! JOSH! WHAT ARE
YOU TRYING TO DO?

258
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,103
I'M DRAKE'S GIRLFRIEND!

259
00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:13,172
OH, DRAKE, YOU'RE HERE.

260
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:19,379
DRAKE! I... IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK!

261
00:13:19,413 --> 00:13:20,620
JUST ONE SECOND.

262
00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:24,655
DEAR LORD, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR MY VERY FIRST KISS, AMEN.

263
00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:27,965
DRAKE, I SWEAR, IT'S
NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

264
00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:55,793
[IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR]

265
00:13:57,827 --> 00:13:59,241
THANK YOU, SAN DIEGO.

266
00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,482
GIVE IT UP AND MAKE
SOME NOISE FOR THE DRAKE!

267
00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:02,517
OH, YEAH!

268
00:14:05,517 --> 00:14:07,275
[BANG]

269
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,310
HEY, DRAKE.

270
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:18,689
DRAKE!

271
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:23,482
DRAKE, SHE KISSED ME!

272
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,931
IT WAS A DRIVE-BY SMOOCHIN'.

273
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:28,620
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME.

274
00:14:44,413 --> 00:14:48,000
WELL, THANK YOU FOR
PUREEING MY SUNGLASSES.

275
00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:50,482
FEEL BETTER NOW?

276
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:51,586
NO.

277
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,907
BECAUSE I STILL
LIVE WITH A TRAITOR

278
00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:54,206
WHO KISSED MY GIRLFRIEND.

279
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,758
BUT SHE KISSED ME.

280
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:58,241
WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE
ME? I'M YOUR BROTHER.

281
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,655
BROTHERS DON'T TRY AND
STEAL EACH OTHER'S GIRLFRIENDS.

282
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:02,655
BUT I DIDN'T EVEN TRY...

283
00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:03,862
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER, OK?

284
00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:04,862
BUT SHE'S THE ONE...

285
00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:06,517
STAY AWAY FROM ME, TOO.

286
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,448
SUSAN, I DEMAND THAT
YOU TELL DRAKE THE TRUTH.

287
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,448
YOU KISSED ME AND YOU KNOW IT.

288
00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:29,413
I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.

289
00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,448
YOU'RE JUST SO ADORABLE.

290
00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:35,206
CURSE MY BOYISH CHARM!

291
00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:37,586
LOOK, IF I GET... SHH.

292
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,655
HERE, I GOT THESE FOR YOU.

293
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:41,965
OH.

294
00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:44,793
WELL, I DO LOVE DAISIES,

295
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:47,793
BUT I CAN'T ACCEPT
THESE, BECAUSE...

296
00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:50,586
JOSH! I CAN'T ACCEPT THESE!

297
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,068
MY HEART BELONGS TO DRAKE!

298
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,310
OH, COME ON!

299
00:15:57,517 --> 00:15:59,586
UNBELIEVABLE!

300
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,000
I TOLD YOU TO STAY
AWAY FROM HER.

301
00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,068
BUT I DIDN'T, SHE...
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

302
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,482
AT LEAST I GET TO
KEEP THE DAISIES.

303
00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:17,275
BUT...

304
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,310
HELLO.

305
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,827
HELLO!

306
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:46,320
IF YOU'RE GOING TO IGNORE
ME, HOW ARE WE GOING TO FINISH

307
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:48,275
OUR MUSIC VIDEO PROJECT?

308
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,896
I'll FINISH IT MYSELF.

309
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,448
NOW TAKE WHATEVER
YOU NEED AND LEAVE,

310
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:53,631
BECAUSE SUSAN'S ON HER WAY OVER,

311
00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:55,620
AND I DON'T WANT YOU
AROUND WHILE SHE'S HERE.

312
00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:58,379
ARE YOU REALLY GOING
TO LET SOME CRAZY GIRL

313
00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,448
RUIN OUR BROTHERSHIP?

314
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,482
SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING
MY GIRLFRIEND CRAZY.

315
00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:04,275
YEAH, AND I CAN PROVE IT.

316
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,551
WHEN SUSAN GETS HERE,

317
00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,655
YOU HIDE IN THE CLOSET
AND SEE FOR YOURSELF

318
00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,275
HOW SHE ACTS WHEN
YOU'RE NOT AROUND.

319
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,241
FORGET IT!

320
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:12,241
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

321
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:13,241
Susan: DRAKE?

322
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,931
COME ON, JUST ONE CHANCE.

323
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:16,931
IF I'M LYING, I'll MOVE
OUT OF THIS ROOM.

324
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:19,206
AND LIVE OUTSIDE
IN THE BIG TREE,

325
00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:22,275
DESPITE MY FEAR OF SQUIRRELS.

326
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,310
PLEASE!

327
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,482
OK, FINE!

328
00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,206
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS!

329
00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:32,241
[KNOCKING]

330
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:33,275
Susan: DRAKE!

331
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,413
HI, JOSH.

332
00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:42,724
WHERE'S DRAKE?

333
00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:44,172
NOT HOME.

334
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:49,034
HA. NO, HE'S NOT.

335
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,586
IT'S JUST ME AND YOU.

336
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,620
ALONE.

337
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:58,241
OH. WELL, THEN, WHERE IS HE?

338
00:17:58,275 --> 00:17:59,586
I DON'T KNOW.

339
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,827
BUT HE WON'T BE HOME
FOR QUITE A WHILE.

340
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:08,137
OH, LOOK AT THAT. THERE'S MY
KNEE RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HAND.

341
00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:14,310
COME ON, WE BOTH KNOW
YOU FIND ME ADORABLE.

342
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,206
THIS IS GETTING A
LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

343
00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:21,482
UNCOMFORTABLY HOT.

344
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,931
COME ON.

345
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:26,137
COME GET A HEAPING
HELPING OF JOSHIE.

346
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,137
JOSH!

347
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,241
THAT'S IT, JOSH! IT'S OVER!

348
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,965
BUT SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO CRACK!

349
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,206
DRAKE, I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

350
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:35,310
HE HAS THIS INSANE IDEA

351
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:36,758
THAT I'M ATTRACTED TO HIM.

352
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:38,931
PACK UP YOUR JUNK

353
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:40,148
AND BE OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I GET BACK!

354
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,448
COME ON, SUZE.

355
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,827
Susan: OOPS, I FORGOT MY PURSE.

356
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,413
YOU'RE CUTE.

357
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,379
[BLOWS A KISS]

358
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:03,586
OH, COME ON!

359
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:19,000
WHAT'S SHE DOING IN THIS CLASS?

360
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,217
DRAKE WANTED ME
TO SEE THE PREMIERE

361
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:22,482
OF HIS MUSIC VIDEO PROJECT.

362
00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:25,103
Man: OK, PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.

363
00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:27,413
TRAITOR! CHEATER!

364
00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:28,413
LIAR!

365
00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:30,068
CRAZY GIRL WHO FLIRTS WITH ME

366
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,827
AND THEN LIES ABOUT IT!

367
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:38,586
DRAKE, JOSH, SINCE YOU TWO WANT
TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION,

368
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,310
WHY DON'T WE START
WITH YOUR PROJECT?

369
00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:49,655
AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE
VIDEO YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE,

370
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,734
I HOPE YOU'LL NOTICE SOME OF
THE IMAGERY THAT I THOUGHT WAS...

371
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,793
HERE WE GO.

372
00:19:58,172 --> 00:19:59,793
THIS ONE'S FOR SUSAN.

373
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:04,172
1, 2, 3, 4... [MUSIC STARTS]

374
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:12,655
♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS
NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪

375
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,275
♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

376
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:20,068
♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS
NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪

377
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:26,275
♪ SHE'S THE GIRL
I'D STAY HOME FOR ♪

378
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,275
[IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR]

379
00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,448
THANK YOU, SAN DIEGO.

380
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,931
GIVE IT UP AND MAKE
SOME NOISE FOR THE DRAKE!

381
00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,275
OH, YEAH!

382
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:41,206
[BANG]

383
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,241
[MUSIC RESUMES]

384
00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:49,241
♪ YEAH, YEAH [MAKES
ELECTRIC RAZOR NOISE]

385
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:56,206
♪ SHAVING IN THE
BATHTUB SAY WHAT?

386
00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:59,137
YOU VIDEOTAPED
ME IN THE BATHTUB?

387
00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:00,482
IT WASN'T ME.

388
00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:10,448
Josh: I'M SURE IT
WAS UNINTENTIONAL.

389
00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:12,000
DRAKE, WAIT!

390
00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:17,448
JOSH, IT'S NOT
UNINTENTIONAL AT ALL.

391
00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:19,275
Josh: I KNEW IT!

392
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,310
[SQUEAKS]

393
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,448
Students: WHOA!

394
00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:30,793
DRAKE, THAT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

395
00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:33,482
YEAH, NEITHER ARE YOU.

396
00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:37,137
UH, MR. HEDZOG, IF I
MAY, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY...

397
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,931
BUSTED!

398
00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:43,275
DRAKE, DID YOU HEAR
WHAT HE JUST SAID TO ME?

399
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:47,103
YEAH. I THINK HE SAID... BUSTED!

400
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:56,379
Drake: YOUR LITTLE PRANK.

401
00:21:56,413 --> 00:21:58,000
ALMOST RUINED OUR WHOLE GRADE.

402
00:21:58,034 --> 00:21:59,620
I'M SORRY.

403
00:21:59,655 --> 00:22:01,482
YOU DO NOT FILM A PERSON

404
00:22:01,517 --> 00:22:05,551
WHEN HE'S IN THE
BATHTUB... AND WHATNOT.

405
00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:08,137
I'M SORRY.

406
00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:10,724
BUT MOST OF ALL, WE
WANT TO SAY THANKS.

407
00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:13,448
I'M... WHAT?

408
00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:16,482
YOUR DUMB PRANK PROVED THAT
I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT...

409
00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:21,379
JUST THANKS, OK?

410
00:22:21,413 --> 00:22:23,827
SO, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO TELL MOM AND DAD?

411
00:22:23,862 --> 00:22:25,379
THAT'S RIGHT.

412
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:27,827
YOUR PUNISHMENT IS
THAT YOUR LITTLE STUNT

413
00:22:27,862 --> 00:22:29,448
ACTUALLY HELPED US.

414
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,379
HA HA!

415
00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:33,689
WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

416
00:22:41,965 --> 00:22:44,137
SHE FRIGHTENS ME.

417
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,241
[BELL RINGS]

418
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,620
HEY, SUSAN.

419
00:22:56,655 --> 00:22:59,793
WHAT? YOU GUYS GOING
TO TELL ME OFF NOW?

420
00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:01,448
NO, WE'RE NOT
GOING TO YELL AT YOU.

421
00:23:01,482 --> 00:23:04,620
THOUGH YOU DO DESERVE IT.

422
00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:07,724
HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I
WAS ATTRACTED TO BOTH YOU GUYS.

423
00:23:07,758 --> 00:23:09,310
BUT NOW...

424
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,000
I WOULDN'T DATE
EITHER ONE OF YOU.

425
00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:12,275
SO, SEE YA.

426
00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:13,931
FAIR ENOUGH.

427
00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:15,068
NO HARD FEELINGS.

428
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,068
BE WELL.

429
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,103
GOOD DAY.

430
00:23:18,172 --> 00:23:21,379
I THINK WE HANDLED
THAT VERY MATURELY.

431
00:23:21,413 --> 00:23:22,827
YES, THAT FELT GOOD.

432
00:23:23,965 --> 00:23:25,965
[SPLAT]

433
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,344
OH!

434
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,344
PHHT!

435
00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:36,206
THAT FELT BETTER.

436
00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:37,482
YEAH, IT DID.

437
00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:48,862
♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS
NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪

438
00:23:49,931 --> 00:23:51,241
♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

439
00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:57,275
♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS
NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪

440
00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:04,206
♪ SHE'S THE GIRL
I'D STAY HOME FOR ♪

441
00:24:04,241 --> 00:24:05,620
OH, OCTOPUS, DON'T ATTACK ME!

442
00:24:05,655 --> 00:24:07,448
AH! AAH!

443
00:24:07,482 --> 00:24:09,448
[CHOKING]

444
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:10,896
TA-TA-TA!

445
00:24:10,931 --> 00:24:13,551
I EAT YOU, I EAT YOU, WHILE
I SAVE MY FRIEND JOSHIE!

446
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,931
THANK YOU,
ALLIGATOR. I LOVE YOU.

447
00:24:17,482 --> 00:24:18,689
MMM!