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- Hi.
- Your driver's license,
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banking card
and marriage registration.
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Did you, um, apply
for high-risk?
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- [Jane] Yeah.
- [John] Same.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You break the legs
and I'll break the arms.
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Could we cover the head first?
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{\an8}- [bones crunching]
- Oh, my God.
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[gags]
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[Jane] What if we come up
with a pact
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that, once we make
a certain amount of money,
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we can part ways?
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- [John] Yeah, sure.
- [Jane] John!
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You can't just go rogue
like that.
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- You really care about me.
- [Jane] No. I, like,
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really care about you.
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[computer chimes]
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[John] "Hihi."
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"Enjoy your day off."
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[Jane] Ah,
what a beautiful day.
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[John] Yeah.
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{\an8}I like a stroll, you know?
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{\an8}- Like a walk.
- Yeah, not running.
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Should we get some wine?
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No, we have a whole room
full of wine.
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You know, only canned wine.
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I-I like getting things
sometimes.
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[man] That's my favorite.
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Enjoy.
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You know,
the peppers from our garden
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- are really good, actually...
- Stop.
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- What?
- I'm never gonna eat
that produce, ever.
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I've already been
sneaking it into your food.
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- Disgusting.
- You've eaten
a toe by now, for sure.
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- [laughs] Stop.
- [Runi] Look at
these beauties.
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- You just got them in?
- [farmer] We did, yeah.
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[Runi] They look delicious.
Are they organic?
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[farmer] They are organic.
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- [Runi] Yeah?
- [farmer] Yeah.
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[Jane] Can you make gazpacho
with this?
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Yeah.
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Runi.
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- Stop it.
- [chuckles] What's up?
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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[laughs]
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- What's going on?
- Oh, my God. I can't
believe this moment.
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- Hey.
- Hi. [laughs]
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- How are you?
- Yeah. I'm good.
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- What's going on?
- [Runi] Wow.
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How long has it been?
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- [John] Forever.
I mean, forever.
- Forever. [laughs]
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- [John] It's good to see you.
- [Runi] You look good.
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- [John] Thank you.
You look great.
- [Runi] Thank you.
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[John] Hey,
this is, uh, my wife.
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- Hi.
- [Runi] Hello.
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- I'm Runi.
- Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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This is Benjamin.
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- [John] Hey,
how's it going, Benjamin?
- [Jane] Hi.
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- Hi.
- [John] How old are you, man?
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- Six.
- [John] Six?
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Wow, really going ham
on those tomatoes.
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- Good age.
- Yeah.
- Good age.
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- Yeah.
- [John] Yeah.
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You guys live in the city now?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Uh, she just, um,
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she just got a promotion,
so we moved here.
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Oh, wow. What do you do?
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Um, I design software.
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So just, like,
user, you know, interface.
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- Stuff like that.
- That's amazing.
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- Congratulations.
- [Jane] Thank you.
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- You still food styling?
- Yes.
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I'm art directing now.
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- [John] Ah.
- [Jane] Cool.
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Cool, yeah.
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- That's cool.
- Cool.
- Yeah.
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Well, it was really, really
good running into you both.
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- Yeah.
- It was so nice to meet you.
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- It was
really nice seeing you.
- We got to get going.
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- Okay.
- Say bye. [laughs]
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- Bye.
- Bye, Benjamin.
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[laughs] Cute kid.
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- Yeah.
- She's stunning.
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[scoffs]
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You know, I'm actually
really impressed by you.
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Why?
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I mean, not that there's
anything wrong with that,
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I just... I don't know.
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I thought you would be bothered
by something like that.
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Just glad you're not.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, that she has one hand.
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[laughs] What?
What are you saying?
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- Are you joking?
- No.
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That she has one hand.
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- She has two hands.
- She has one hand.
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Oh, did she have two hands
when you guys dated?
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Well, yeah.
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Can I get three of these?
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You don't remember if the girl
you dated had one hand or not?
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She... Hold on.
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Wait. Did you guys have sex?
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Yes, I mean, that was,
that's, like, all we did.
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It was the basis
of our relationship.
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Okay, but you didn't notice
while you were having sex,
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like, one hand, two hands
on you, like, that's...
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- She has two hands.
- Oh, my God. You don't know.
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That's, uh...
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- Can I get this sliced?
- [cashier] Sure thing.
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[Jane] Thanks.
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Can I get a Green Machine?
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[blender whirring]
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- [whirring stops]
- [indistinct conversation]
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[both laugh]
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John? John Smith?
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- This isn't my order.
- What'd you say?
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- This isn't my order.
- What's your name?
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- John Smith.
- Well, that's the order
for John Smith.
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- Yeah, but this
isn't what I ordered.
- What did you order?
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I ordered a regular old
orange juice. OJ.
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The old white Bronco.
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I've been waiting,
like, 15 minutes.
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Oh, well, this is for John.
John Smith.
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- Yeah, I know what you said.
- Uh, I'm John.
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That my drink?
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Lean Green Machine,
almond butter?
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[tongue clicks] That's the one.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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So... Mmm.
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- What was that?
- That guy sucks.
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- [laughs softly]
- Yeah, that's what happened,
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but I think we might have
the same name or s-something.
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You order an OJ?
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I saw some guy walk up
and claim it.
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- Really?
- Yeah. He looked
way too pleased with himself.
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- Uh, sir?
- Yep.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no,
you don't have to...
- No, no, no, what do you want?
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I'll get yours and another
one of these. An OJ?
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♪ ♪
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Yeah, that-that'd be great.
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[John #2] All right, so an OJ
and another one of these.
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[juice guy] Of course.
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Wow. Six or seven years?
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Is it, uh...
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Is it still fun?
Like, what... [laughs]
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- Is it like...?
- What? Yeah. Dude.
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Yeah, I still dig it.
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John, look around.
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Okay. Now...
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Now look at us.
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- [laughs] Okay.
- Right?
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- Yeah.
- Don't get me wrong,
there are some...
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bumps in the road.
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- Yeah.
- But just stay the course.
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You keep through,
and at the end of the day,
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yeah, you'll get some nicks
and bruises, but...
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John, it's a fantastic life.
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I was just saying that.
I think...
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- Hey. Hi.
- Hey. What's up?
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And this must be your Jane.
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And she's a cutie.
You got lucky.
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- [laughs]
- Uh...
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Thanks, yeah,
she's beautiful. Um...
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I'm John.
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Jane.
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His last name's Smith.
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- He's one of us.
- [laughs softly]
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- What?
- [both laugh]
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- [John] Yeah.
- [Jane] Wow.
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Yeah.
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- Another Smith?
- Yes.
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Have you met
other Smiths before?
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Yeah, I've met a few
in my day, out in the wild,
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but this is the first time
it happened by accident.
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- Wow. [laughs]
- Yeah. I know. We, uh...
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- we were getting juice.
- This is crazy. What?
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- [laughs]
- [phone chimes]
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Oh. Oh, duty calls.
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- [John] Yeah...
- [Jane] See, no, yeah.
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[John] No, go ahead.
Take it, take it.
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[phone clicking]
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It's crazy.
He, like, he has so much intel.
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He... I think he thinks it's,
um, a 9/11 intelligence group.
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'Cause they've been doing it
for, like, 15 years.
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Okay.
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This is what we should do,
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dinner.
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You can meet my Jane,
we'll talk shop,
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we'll have a couple drinks
and kick back.
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It'll be a good time.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds great.
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- Whenever you want.
- How about tonight?
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- [Jane] Tonight?
- Yeah. To... What?
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- You got other plans?
- No, I'm-I'm...
- Uh...
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- I think that's fine. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Yeah, that's cool.
- I'm good.
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- Okay, uh...
- Oh.
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- Your phone.
- [laughs]
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- Right. You don't know...
- [laughs]
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...where we live.
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So, you have my number.
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Text me your address.
We'll be there at 7:00.
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I'll bring a bottle
of something old and dangerous.
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- Cool?
- Yeah, you're cool.
- Great. Y-Yeah.
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- Great.
- So nice to meet you.
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- So nice meeting you.
- So nice meeting you, man.
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Thanks.
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[John #2] Hey, love.
Listen, you won't believe
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- what just happened.
- Okay, so they're coming over
to our place tonight.
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- Yeah.
- I want to make another round
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- and get other things.
- Okay.
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Yeah, we should, uh,
get dessert.
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Yeah, dessert.
I saw some, actually.
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- There were apricots
that I liked.
- Apricots?
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[♪ Thee Sacred Souls:
"Future Lover"]
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♪ Someone's at the door ♪
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♪ Ah, who is it? ♪
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♪ It's your future lover ♪
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Hmm.
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♪ Come on in ♪
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- Oh.
- Mmm.
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♪ Someone's at the door ♪
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♪ Ah, who is it...
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You, um...
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you nervous?
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No, I mean...
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just a little.
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The cool thing is that
they're both Smiths, you know.
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- Yeah.
- So we can actually
talk about... a-anything.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. No, you're right.
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Yeah. You look great,
by the way.
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- Yeah?
- Really cute.
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- It's not too much?
- No.
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- This?
- Mm-hmm. No, I don't think so.
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We're matching.
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We're both wearing
turtlenecks. [laughs]
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I should change.
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- No.
- Yes.
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Don't change. Never change.
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- [laughs]
- [doorbell rings]
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- [John #2] Hey.
- Hi.
246
00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:58,125
[laughter]
247
00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,208
- [Jane #2] Jane.
- Jane, yep.
248
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Hey, how's it going, man?
249
00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,166
- You look beautiful.
- Good to see you.
250
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,416
- [John #2] How are you?
- Hi. Good to see you.
251
00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:05,875
- [laughs]
- Good to see you.
252
00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,125
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God.
253
00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,000
[music playing softly]
254
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,625
- What a dump.
- Yeah, this is great.
255
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,000
- Guys, this is...
- The best location, too.
256
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,041
- [Jane] Yeah.
- Yeah.
257
00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,583
- It's beautiful.
- Beautiful.
258
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,125
- Aw.
- Thanks.
- [Jane #2] Smells incredible.
259
00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,833
Oh, that's all,
that's all John.
260
00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,416
[laughs] Yeah, um...
261
00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:22,791
You guys want a,
want a drink or anything?
262
00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:24,375
Yeah, we brought this.
263
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,458
- [Jane] Aw.
- It's reminiscent of Hibiki.
264
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,041
- Oh. Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
265
00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,958
[John #2] No, no, no,
don't thank us, no.
266
00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:32,583
That one's from the boss.
It's rare and proper
267
00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,416
and-and not
for the faint of heart.
268
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,375
So we thought it would,
you know, fit the occasion.
269
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,375
- "Enjoy."
- One word.
270
00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,875
One word.
No cryptic message or...
271
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,583
anything. Yeah.
272
00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:47,166
- What, you guys get messages?
- [John] Oh, yeah.
273
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,125
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean,
we-we had one fail,
274
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:52,125
- and now
everything's a message.
- Well, it wasn't like a...
275
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,416
[John] I mean, well,
it was a technicality.
276
00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:55,416
There was something
we were supposed to do...
277
00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:56,833
- Yeah.
- ...that just ended up hap...
278
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,750
It wasn't-wasn't our fault.
279
00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,750
Yeah, that's never
happened to us.
280
00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,458
- No.
- [Jane] Yeah, well,
281
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,625
it's, you know...
282
00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,208
- It just happened one time.
- Us either.
283
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:06,625
- It-it did happen,
but one time.
- Us either. Yeah.
284
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,500
This thing,
that wasn't our thing.
285
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,958
Why don't you pour us Janes
a glass, love?
286
00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,166
- Yeah, sure.
- [John] Yeah.
287
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,750
Am I getting a house tour
or what?
288
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,166
- [Jane] Yes, of course.
- All right, yeah.
289
00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,458
[John] I'll get a glass.
This is great.
290
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,000
[Jane #2] I guess the guys
will go over there.
291
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000
[John #2] Dude,
such a nice house.
292
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,791
[Jane #2 gasps]
293
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,500
I thought the yoga studio
was spectacular,
294
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,125
but this is...
295
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,958
Look at the size of this room.
296
00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:31,958
- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
297
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,333
Ours leads to a great little
garden on the bottom level,
298
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:37,500
- but it-it's much smaller.
- Oh. That's nice.
299
00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:44,125
I will say, the company
has surprisingly good taste
300
00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:45,791
with this sort of thing.
301
00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:47,500
I actually, I bought that one.
302
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,333
- You did?
- Yeah.
303
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,916
Yeah. Art's what I wanted
to start buying
304
00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,750
when I first started
making money.
305
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,083
You have a really great eye.
306
00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,541
- Yeah?
- You can't buy or learn that.
307
00:12:00,541 --> 00:12:02,541
- That's very nice. Thank you.
- I mean it.
308
00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:03,833
Mm.
309
00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,041
[Jane #2 gasps]
310
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,666
Oh, hi there, little puss.
311
00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:11,458
[Jane laughs softly]
312
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,708
That's Max.
313
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:16,125
- [chuckles]
- [sighs]
314
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,833
Hi, Max.
315
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,708
- Is this the-the...
- Panic room.
316
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,000
Oh.
317
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,833
This is a weird spot
for the room.
318
00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,541
I know. I think it should be
in the basement.
319
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:29,875
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
320
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,458
I wouldn't worry
too much about it.
321
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,083
This is the kind of thing
you can trust the company with.
322
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:38,791
Optimization of space,
efficiency and all that.
323
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:43,000
I don't know how they do it--
I really don't-- but...
324
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,083
it's the difference
between us and everybody else.
325
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,375
[laughs]
326
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,708
We never even use ours.
327
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,875
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:54,000
Oh, except to eavesdrop.
You've done that, right?
329
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,666
- [Jane] I haven't.
- Oh, my God, you should.
330
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:57,375
[Jane laughs]
331
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,500
[Jane #2] You didn't
choose that one?
332
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,708
[Jane] No. We did not get this.
333
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:03,416
[beeps]
334
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,791
- Classic.
- [both laugh]
335
00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:08,458
- [tongue clicks] Aw.
- Oh.
336
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,541
Okay. That... I know.
337
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,041
It's... We like to do
our debriefs together,
338
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,791
'cause it's... I get nervous
I'm gonna miss something.
339
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:18,166
I get it. I do all of ours.
340
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,750
- All of them, by yourself?
- Yeah.
341
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,875
Have you seen my John?
He's so amazing
342
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,083
at so many things,
but writing isn't one of them.
343
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,416
- [chuckles]
- He just misses
a bunch of the details.
344
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:28,708
Ah.
345
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,208
I wouldn't trade him, though.
346
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,291
I'm glad the company
matched me with him.
347
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,666
Mm.
348
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,666
Do you ever think
about who they are?
349
00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,041
The company?
350
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,958
I used to.
351
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:50,500
A lot.
Especially in the beginning.
352
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:57,958
But can I give you a little bit
of advice about that?
353
00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,875
- Oh, yeah.
- Jane to Jane?
354
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,750
Mm-hmm.
355
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,666
Don't get in the way
of your own happiness.
356
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:09,583
The company's here
to take care of you.
357
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,833
All you have to do is ask.
358
00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:16,125
- [John #2] Jane, love!
Time to eat!
- Oh.
359
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,958
I'm starving.
360
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,333
[John #2] So, I hook my foot
361
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,125
onto the top of the cage...
362
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,458
- No underwear!
- [laughs]
363
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,333
No underwear!
364
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,333
- [laughter]
- So your stuff is...
365
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,875
- a lot of movement.
- Lot of movement.
366
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,750
And just like, you're like,
"Get to the chopper," like...
367
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,208
- "Get to the chopper!"
- But then, listen,
368
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,375
it's a, it's a,
it's a good lesson, right?
369
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,833
You always have to have on a
good, clean pair of underwear.
370
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:41,125
- [John] Yeah?
- 'Cause you, you never know...
371
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,500
- That's what I say.
- She says that
372
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,708
- every-every meeting.
- All the time.
373
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,708
I'm so sorry.
That was my bad, baby.
374
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,791
- It wasn't your bad, no.
- It was.
375
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:50,208
- It was not. We were...
- No, it was
a big miscommunication.
376
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,708
No, but we were just,
you know...
377
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,166
It was all my fault.
378
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,250
- [laughter]
- No. Listen.
379
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,708
Guys,
380
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:01,291
things... take a while to gel.
381
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,958
- [both] Yeah.
- But, like, especially
in the beginning.
382
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,375
We got better since then.
383
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,791
- Oh, yeah.
- [John] How...
384
00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:09,291
How long h-have you guys...
385
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:12,500
Like, five or six years ago.
386
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,916
Wait, so you guys didn't...
you didn't start together?
387
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:17,291
I got rematched a few years in.
388
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,875
- Oh...
- Oh, wow.
- I had to find a new Jane.
389
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,291
- Wow.
- Lucky me.
390
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,916
Yeah, really. Lucky you.
391
00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:27,333
- Lucky me. Yeah.
- Aw.
392
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,666
- She's more...
- Lucky me.
393
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,833
[John #2] She's more mature,
more...
394
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,166
- Yeah.
- We're more,
we're more compatible.
395
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,666
- Yeah.
- That's great.
396
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:37,166
- That's great.
- How are you guys
397
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,833
finding your directives
from Supe?
398
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,208
- Pretty good?
- [both] Supe?
399
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,875
- [Jane #2] Supervisor.
- Oh, we...
- Oh.
400
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,625
[John] We call him Hihi.
401
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,333
- Hihi?
- Hihi? That's cute.
402
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,750
- Where did...
- 'Cause that was
the first thing...
403
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,250
- They said, the...
in the email.
- Oh.
404
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,166
- [laughter]
- Yeah, they were like, "Hihi."
405
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:56,333
Like, we were like, "Oh,
this is a-a cute cartoon cat."
406
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,000
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like, that's... yeah.
- That's cute.
407
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,916
- Yeah. It was interesting.
- Hihi.
408
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:01,583
- But, yeah, Hihi stuck.
- Yeah, they're good.
409
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,583
- They're good.
- Yeah.
410
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,291
Um, just tough.
411
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,333
[John] I think it took a while
for us to, like, understand
412
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,750
- the parameters of what...
- Wait, wait, wait.
413
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,333
- [Jane] Yeah.
- What-what level are you two?
414
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,291
- [Jane] We're high-risk.
- [John] Yeah, high risk.
415
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,708
[Jane] How about you?
416
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,083
- Super high-risk?
- Super high-risk?
417
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,083
- [John #2] Yeah.
- Wow.
418
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:22,166
We like it. It fits
both our personalities.
419
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,791
Yeah.
420
00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:26,000
But who knows? Maybe one day,
421
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,708
I'll trade it all in
and, and go low-risk.
422
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,958
- [scoffs]
- You know? Yeah.
423
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,791
You know,
put on a uniform and...
424
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,291
[laughs] ...and deliver
some packages.
425
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:36,791
- [laughs]
- There will be
a blizzard in July...
426
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:39,333
The delivery guys, they're...
427
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,750
- You don't know that these
guys, they make good money.
- ...they're Smiths.
428
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,083
Because the-the low-risk.
429
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,625
- Oh, my God.
- They're the-the guys who were
430
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,958
- giving us the...
- The g...
431
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:47,583
- Oh, yeah.
- That makes so much sense.
432
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,916
For the benefits, do you think
you could go low-risk?
433
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:52,916
- No. I don't think I'd do it.
- Maybe.
434
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:55,875
- I'd get bored.
You would do it?
- Yeah. There's something nice.
435
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,333
It's like a gardener.
It's like you...
436
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,791
You know when it's done.
437
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:01,041
And you have your repetition,
but I-I think
438
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,833
there's something
probably sad about...
439
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,208
James Bond delivering
Edible Arrangements.
440
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,125
- That's-that's probably
not great.
- [John #2] That's right.
441
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,791
So, would you ever want
to up your level?
442
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,250
I've thought about it.
443
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,708
[both] Yeah.
444
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,666
And we've t-tried both.
445
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:19,708
- Yeah.
- I mean, super high-risk
is hardly any different.
446
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,541
- Really?
- Except the money
and the perks are way better.
447
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,333
Yeah. O-Obviously, yeah.
448
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,750
I mean, I think we could...
449
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,625
I think we could do it.
I would try it.
450
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,375
- Yeah. I'd-I'd...
- I'd be...
451
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:29,791
interested in that.
452
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:32,250
Absolutely.
It'd be fun, to try.
453
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,458
- Yeah.
- One day.
454
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,208
Mm-hmm.
455
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,666
[both laugh softly]
456
00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:38,833
- [clears throat]
- Yeah.
457
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,166
So, um...
458
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:44,208
how's the intimacy
between the two of you?
459
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,041
[laughs softly]
460
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,750
- Mm.
- How's that working?
461
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,000
Romantically. What's...
462
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Yeah. It's great.
463
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,500
- It's great.
- It's really great.
464
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,708
[laughs]
465
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,125
- [Jane] What? It is.
- [laughter]
466
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,000
I know, I'm meddling,
I know, I'm sorry.
467
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,375
- [John] It's mind-blowing,
guys.
- But I'm just, like,
468
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,666
uh, it's fascinating to me.
469
00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:03,625
Yeah. We, um, we had, we...
470
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,708
we had rules at first. Uh...
471
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,666
- Yeah.
- To not sleep with each other.
472
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:09,791
[both] What?
473
00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,000
- [John] Yeah.
- [Jane] Initially, yeah.
474
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,500
- Wow.
- [John] But then we...
475
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,125
- I mean, how...
- We...
476
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,791
- Yes.
- ...we ripped
each other's clothes off
477
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,625
- the first night we met.
- How did you do that?
478
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,166
- I couldn't resist.
- [laughter]
479
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,500
- It wasn't that long. We-we...
- We had to kill somebody
480
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,500
- to get in the mood,
so, like...
- [laughs]
481
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,666
- That's pretty much... yeah.
- [Jane #2] I just don't
understand because
482
00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:27,208
we're living in the same house,
you're doing all this
483
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,791
insane shit together, and then,
I mean, naturally, right?
484
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,541
- I mean, it's so... charged.
- [Jane] Yeah.
485
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,375
- [John] Of course.
Yeah, yeah, no.
- [Jane] Yeah. No.
486
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,208
- I mean...
- I just didn't want it
to be messy.
487
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,416
You know?
'Cause we're business partners
488
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,458
and really, it... you know?
489
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,041
[John] Yeah, we just didn't
want it to get confusing,
490
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,250
I guess.
491
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,958
And you don't get jealous?
492
00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,166
- No, I don't get jealous.
- She's like a robot.
493
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,291
- [laughter]
- I'm not a robot,
I just don't get jealous.
494
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,791
Sorry you get jealous.
495
00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,666
- I want to know...
- I go crazy
496
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,625
when he's flirting
just on missions.
497
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,375
- [Jane] Really?
- Oh, yeah.
498
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,916
Now I sound like
such a rule maker, but, like,
499
00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:59,916
- we made this pact at first...
- It's a lot of pacts.
500
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,416
...that we would--
this is when we first started--
501
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:04,333
that we would make
a certain amount of money,
502
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:08,333
and then once we made that,
we'd part ways.
503
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,833
- Yeah.
- [John #2 laughs]
504
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,500
[laughs]
505
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,541
[Jane #2 clears throat]
506
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:16,500
- Oh, no. Uh, what?
- [laughter]
507
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,458
[coughing] Excuse...
508
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,958
[wheezes]
509
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,458
[laughing] Stop.
510
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,208
[both laughing]
511
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,500
Yeah, like you two can just,
512
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,875
you know, break up and quit,
like... [laughing]
513
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,833
Ah...
514
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,875
Yeah. [sniffles]
515
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,041
[laughs]
516
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:48,708
Can you imagine if the company
was that open-minded?
517
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,750
Oh, my God.
518
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,708
- [exhales] I need a drink.
- [Jane] Here, the water.
519
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,125
[John] Yeah, like,
the water's right there.
520
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,166
Uh, no.
Something stronger, like...
521
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,958
- There's, um...
- [Jane] There's a bar
behind you. [chuckles]
522
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,666
[John #2] Uh, okay, okay.
Guys, sorry.
523
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:03,958
- [Jane] No, no, no, no.
- No, that's fine.
524
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,958
I'm glad that it
made you laugh.
525
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,708
[laughter]
526
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,208
[John #2] [sighs] Oh, man.
527
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,625
So, do you think if the company
528
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,291
hadn't matched you,
that you'd be compatible?
529
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,000
[John] Oh.
530
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,958
I think, um...
531
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:24,250
I don't know,
I feel like Jane is, like...
532
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,250
...so smart, and I...
533
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:30,625
I just never have met
anyone like her.
534
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,750
Yeah, I really,
I really respect him.
535
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,666
I think he has...
536
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,333
he has a good heart.
537
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,333
- [John] Yeah.
- [sneezes]
538
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,666
- Oh.
- Whoa.
- One.
539
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,125
- He sneezes in threes.
- Bless you.
540
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,041
- Oh.
- Yeah.
541
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,541
- He sneezes in threes?
- Yes.
542
00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:47,041
- [John] Oh.
- [Jane] Uh-oh.
543
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,541
- [sneezes]
- Two.
544
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,125
- Oh, my God. [laughs]
- Oh, wow.
545
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,250
Well, now...
now is the big finale.
546
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,916
[sneezes]
547
00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,250
[John] Nah, we're fair.
548
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,958
[Jane] I don't know
who I'm rooting for.
549
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,916
- [laughter]
- [John] No.
550
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,416
[Jane #2 groans]
551
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,250
- [Jane] Go! Come on!
- [laughter]
552
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,583
- She's tiny but she's
crazy strong, dude.
- Okay, I've got an itch.
553
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,125
That is, that's not helping.
554
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,791
It's your nails.
They're going into my back...
555
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,000
They're going in
the back of my hand.
556
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,791
[Jane #2] Don't blame it
on that.
557
00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:14,958
- [Jane] Go.
- [yells]
558
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,875
[shouts]
559
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,375
- [Jane] Wow. John.
- [clapping]
560
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,958
- I got a cramp.
- [John #2] She's tiny
but she's crazy strong.
561
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,666
I got a cramp.
That was a long time.
562
00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:24,916
[Jane #2] Thank you, thank you.
563
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,083
She's crazy.
She's-she's like an ant.
564
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,500
I am. It's my core.
565
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,958
It's my...
That wasn't an easy defeat.
566
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:30,458
- [John] Uh-huh.
- It wasn't.
567
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,541
I've had an easier time
with men twice your size.
568
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,166
Sounds like you're giving me
a read, but that's fine.
569
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,041
- No, that was a compliment.
- That's fine.
570
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,166
- [Jane #2] I'm strong.
- [laughter]
571
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,583
[♪ Clipse:
"Ride Around Shining"]
572
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:40,791
- [glass chimes]
- Oh.
573
00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:42,875
[laughter]
574
00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:46,666
[all sighing]
575
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,083
- Oh, man.
- [yawns]
576
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,166
Is this Eminem?
577
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:51,083
- This?
- Yeah.
578
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,791
This is, uh, the Clipse.
579
00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:55,291
Oh. I like Eminem.
580
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,791
- Is he still performing?
- [Jane #2] Mm-hmm.
581
00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:58,125
[John] I think he is.
A couple years ago,
582
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,375
I saw him at, like, a festival.
583
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:03,083
- Mm-hmm.
- Um, and he was headlining.
584
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,666
And I remember,
in between one of the songs,
585
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:06,500
he-he tells everybody,
he's like, "Everybody, like,
586
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,166
put your middle fingers up
and say 'Fuck you, Mom.'"
587
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,083
- And there was, like,
a weird silence...
- No.
588
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:13,500
...and we all are just like,
589
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,208
"Nah, bro, like,
we love our moms."
590
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:19,083
Like, "You need to talk
to your mom."
591
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,500
[laughter]
592
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,750
Like, we-we're all, like,
593
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,375
- "Forgive her,
forgive yourself."
- Work on it.
594
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:25,958
"Work on it. You know?
We're, you're past...
595
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:28,041
You're old enough
to figure this out."
596
00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:30,833
- Yeah, yes.
- Yeah, you were,
you were affected by that.
597
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,541
- [laughs]
- Oh, John's obsessed
with his mom.
598
00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:35,291
- I'm not obsessed, I just...
- Loves.
599
00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:37,333
- Loves his mom.
- I-I... Well, who doesn't?
600
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,500
- It's a good trait to have.
- Yeah.
601
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,958
- [scoffs] Yeah.
- [Jane #2] How could Eminem
602
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:43,000
- redeem himself for that?
- [Jane] Oh.
603
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,666
- Listen. Well...
- How? Okay,
but how can he get...
604
00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:46,125
be cool again after that?
605
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,958
- [John] You mean, like,
relevant?
- It's hard to be old
606
00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:50,541
and famous and stay punk.
I'll give you that.
607
00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:52,041
I don't think it's possible.
I don't think
608
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,875
- you're supposed to be punk.
- There has to be someone
609
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,208
who got cooler as they aged.
610
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,541
- Who is it?
- [Jane] Yeah.
611
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,333
- [John] I...
- What about Madonna?
612
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,000
- No. No.
- No.
613
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,458
- Dolly Parton!
- Oh, yeah!
614
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:02,750
- Dolly Parton.
- [Jane] That's it.
615
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,541
[John #2] Dolly fucking Parton.
616
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:06,333
She only gets better
and better...
617
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,000
- Yeah, no. Ah.
- ...and better and better
and better.
618
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,541
- [John] I'll give you Dolly.
- That's the...
619
00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:11,125
- It's like... Sade.
- [gasping]
620
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:13,000
- [John] Ah, Sade.
- Sade.
621
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,791
- Sade. That's it.
- Sade. That... I'm in it.
622
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:16,833
You got, you got, like,
no, th-those are the aces.
623
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,375
- [John #2] That's it.
- [Jane #2] That's it.
624
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:19,750
- You guys...
- [Jane] We figured it out.
625
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,125
You guys want to be topped off?
626
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,833
I'll have another scoop
of that butter pecan, too,
627
00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,541
- please, yeah.
- I'm good, thank you.
- [John] Okay.
628
00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:25,916
- Just a scoop.
- [John] Okay. No problem.
629
00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:27,750
Sade. What a beauty.
630
00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,208
- [Jane] Yeah.
- [John] What's the, um,
631
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,958
what's the craziest mission
you guys have ever been on?
632
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,458
Oh, yeah.
633
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,916
Bali.
634
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,583
- Bali.
- Bali.
635
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:42,083
Yeah. [laughs] That was nuts.
636
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:43,625
What was it?
637
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:46,916
We, uh...
638
00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:48,833
we had to get someone
out of prison.
639
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,708
High security.
640
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:52,916
No comms. No weapons.
641
00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:55,625
- No-no-no cover.
- Nothing.
642
00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:57,291
Right? No...
643
00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:59,125
- It was just,
like, very, very...
- [Jane #2] Free fall.
644
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,500
...very, very
specific parameters.
645
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,791
- [Jane #2] Yeah.
- [sniffles]
646
00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,666
What'd you guys do?
647
00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,666
[liquid pouring]
648
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:19,000
Here's something I wish
someone had told me early on.
649
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,458
There is a secret
650
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:27,875
to getting out of any situation
you find yourself in,
651
00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:29,666
no matter how tight it is.
652
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:38,916
It's your breath.
653
00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:42,833
If you can control your breath,
654
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:45,041
you can control anything.
655
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,416
That's the key.
656
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,291
- Breathing.
- [Jane #2] Mm-hmm.
657
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,208
That's powerful.
658
00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:58,041
Also, it's good to have a plan,
but be prepared
659
00:24:58,041 --> 00:25:00,750
to abandon it, right?
660
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,083
Be a master
at thinking on your feet.
661
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,875
Be smart, trust your instincts,
662
00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:07,916
- go with your gut.
- Yeah.
663
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,791
- Listen.
- Listen.
664
00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:11,708
Yeah.
665
00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,708
We're definitely learning that.
666
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,583
Do you guys ever feel weird,
667
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,875
emotionally, after a mission?
668
00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:22,500
Yes.
669
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,166
It's natural.
670
00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:27,916
We had to kill
some other Smiths once.
671
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,166
Wow.
672
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,833
How-how come?
673
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,625
- [grunts]
- Maybe they're
getting divorced.
674
00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,375
[laughs]
675
00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:50,208
Dude, is this just Häagen-Dazs?
676
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,250
- He's joking.
- This is so fucking good.
677
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:55,875
It's from the farmers market.
Some dairy upstate.
678
00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:58,416
- Mmm.
- Let me see what time it is.
679
00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:00,041
Oh, we're gonna be late.
We got to go.
680
00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:01,416
- [John #2] Oh, fuck.
Yeah, we're late.
- What?
681
00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,708
- What?
- [Jane #2] Yep.
682
00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:05,000
We're on the clock.
683
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
- It's the middle of the night.
- [Jane #2] Okay.
684
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,541
Thank you so much.
685
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:10,125
- This was a beautiful night.
- All right.
686
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:11,541
- John.
- I am so sorry
687
00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:13,500
- that I can't stay.
- You are a hell of a chef.
688
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,333
- I just want to say that.
- I clean dishes
689
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,125
- when I go to other
people's homes, and...
- It was amazing.
690
00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,083
- So, you guys
are on a mission?
- [John] Thank you so much.
691
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:21,083
- Yeah.
- [John] You guys
are l... [laughs]
692
00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:23,458
Sorry, we-we drank a lot.
You guys are going to...
693
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,291
to-to, on a mission right now?
694
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,666
- [John #2] It's more fun
like that.
- Oh, my God.
695
00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:29,750
- You guys are wild.
- [laughter]
696
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,875
- [Jane] Yeah. Wow.
- [John #2] Actually, wait,
697
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,500
actually...
698
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:39,083
- You know what?
- Really?
699
00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:40,375
You two should come.
700
00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:42,000
[Jane #2] Yes.
I was gonna say that.
701
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,666
- [Jane] Oh, my God.
- [Jane #2] That is
a great idea.
702
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,583
- Is that allowed?
- [John #2] Who gives a fuck?
703
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:46,916
[Jane #2] I don't know.
Yeah, who cares?
704
00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:48,750
- [laughter]
- [Jane #2] What a way
705
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,750
to give super high-risk a shot.
706
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,291
- [John #2] Yeah.
- [Jane #2] This is perfect.
707
00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:53,833
- [Jane sighs]
- [Jane #2] Come on.
708
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,625
- [stammers]
- [Jane] Is it gonna be insane
709
00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,708
- if we do this?
- [Jane #2] No. No.
710
00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,000
You'll see, it's like... no.
711
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,583
We'll split the fee
and everything.
712
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:02,041
And if you like it,
you-you request a bump.
713
00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,291
- If you don't, you don't.
- I would do it.
714
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,583
You-you want to do it?
715
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,416
Yeah.
716
00:27:08,416 --> 00:27:10,958
- I would do it.
- Okay, let's do it.
717
00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:12,541
- Let's do it. All right.
- [John #2] Awesome.
Okay, let's go.
718
00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,458
- Oh, my God.
- [John #2] Okay,
go get changed.
719
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,250
- We'll meet you out front.
I'll drive. Let's go.
- See you outside.
720
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,500
Let's go. Ow!
721
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:22,083
[panting] Okay. Here.
Drink this.
722
00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:26,166
Why?
723
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,958
I think they're doing
bumps of coke downstairs.
724
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:29,625
- What? Really?
- [laughs] Yeah. Okay.
725
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:32,708
Here, in case we need 'em.
726
00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,708
Are you sure
you're good to do this?
727
00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:36,750
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
728
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:38,833
- Yeah.
- Yeah. [exhales]
729
00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:40,458
Do you think the cheese plate
was too much?
730
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:41,916
[whispers] Are you kidding?
No, they loved it.
731
00:27:41,916 --> 00:27:43,458
- I feel like
they barely touched it.
- No.
732
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,833
They didn't like the apricot
chicken. That's for sure.
733
00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:46,916
- No, that was good.
- They... no, it wasn't.
734
00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:49,000
No one likes sweet chicken.
I learned that.
735
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,208
They ate it all. It was great.
736
00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:51,583
- You did great.
- All right, all right.
737
00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:53,250
Okay, I'm gonna change.
[exhales]
738
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:56,041
[♪ Juan Luis Guerra:
"El Costo de la Vida"]
739
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:05,333
Put these on
under your clothes.
740
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,500
Somewhere discreet.
741
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,625
Lower back usually works.
742
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:11,958
They're trackers.
743
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,458
So we can have a lock
on each other's positions.
744
00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:16,750
Yeah, you're our new friends.
We can't lose you.
745
00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:19,291
- [soft laughter]
- [tires screech]
746
00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:20,708
What's the assignment?
747
00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,125
It's something really easy.
748
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,083
Just something to dip
your feet in the water.
749
00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:25,916
- It's a delivery.
- Eyes on the road. [laughs]
750
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:28,125
- [tires screech]
- But it's a...
751
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,416
it's a super
high-risk delivery.
752
00:28:30,416 --> 00:28:32,958
- Super high-risk!
- [both laugh]
753
00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:39,875
Okay. Let's go.
754
00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,708
We got to carry these bags.
This is for you.
755
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,375
- Whoa.
- Oh, my God.
756
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:46,291
- Not that heavy, I hope.
- Thank you, darling.
757
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,750
- This is for you.
- Okay.
758
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,625
- [grunts] [laughs]
- Nope. It's okay.
759
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:51,041
- Okay, let's go.
- [John] All right.
760
00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:52,625
Let's go!
761
00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:54,583
- [John] Yeah.
- [Jane] Yay!
762
00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:56,041
[Jane #2] Who-Who's here
tonight? Do you know?
763
00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:57,541
- [John #2] It's probably Gary.
- Gary. Oh, my God,
764
00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:59,375
- I love Gary so much.
- What's in the bags?
765
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:01,208
Uh, GPS.
766
00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,500
- And guns.
- iPhones.
767
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,791
- And guns.
- Uh, yeah.
768
00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:05,708
- Are we going far?
- [Jane #2] I don't know.
769
00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:07,708
I mean, we'll ask Gary.
770
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:11,875
- [grunts]
- All right, let's go.
771
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,125
Hey, Gary, how long?
772
00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:15,291
[Gary] About as long
as the last time, ma'am.
773
00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:17,250
All right. You know what?
I'm gonna sit...
774
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,083
- No more than a few hours.
- Yeah.
775
00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:21,791
- Dawn at the latest.
- It'll end by dawn
at the latest.
776
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:23,458
[Jane #2] Make sure you leave
the bags when you land.
777
00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,000
- [John #2] With the guys.
- [Jane #2] Please.
778
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,666
You... Are you guys
not coming with us?
779
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,000
- No. No.
- No. No.
780
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,333
- Oh, uh...
- It'll be easy. Guys.
781
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,750
- Yeah.
- Enjoy. Have fun.
782
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:33,416
- Be in the moment. Have fun.
- It'll be easy.
783
00:29:33,416 --> 00:29:35,291
- It's gonna be great, okay?
- This isn't what I thought.
784
00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:37,291
I think you guys should...
I'm not gonna do it.
785
00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:39,125
- We'll check in
with you after.
- [John] But I didn't...
786
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:40,750
- But leave your...
- That's not what we thought...
787
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:42,333
- [Jane] Wait, what?
- [indistinct chatter]
788
00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:45,625
[Jane #2] Leave your phones
in the helo!
789
00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,708
- [dialogue inaudible]
- [helicopter whirring]
790
00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:52,750
[cheering]
791
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,916
♪ ♪
792
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,833
[Gary] The jungle's a hot zone,
793
00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:32,000
so I'm gonna drop you off
and circle back.
794
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,833
Fuel's tight,
so I'll be back for extraction
795
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:36,125
in 30 minutes sharp.
796
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,666
Mm.
797
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:49,166
[animals chittering]
798
00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,625
It's supposed to be here.
799
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,958
[rustling]
800
00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:04,458
John?
801
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:07,333
[Spanish chatter]
802
00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:10,250
[speaks Spanish]
803
00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:12,416
John y Jane?
804
00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:15,125
- [whistles, speaks Spanish]
- [Jane] Okay...
805
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,750
- [dogs barking]
- [speaking Spanish]
806
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:24,791
- [Spanish chatter]
- Okay.
807
00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,083
[Jane] Okay, okay,
all right, all right.
808
00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,416
[John] O-O-Okay, okay.
809
00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:30,791
It's okay. It's okay.
810
00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:32,125
- [guns cock]
- Whatever happens, I love you.
811
00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:33,166
[Jane] [crying] I love you, too.
812
00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:35,333
[overlapping shouting]
813
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:38,291
- [woman screaming]
- [knife slicing]
814
00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:40,041
[man groans]
815
00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:42,791
[Jane panting]
816
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,125
[phone ringing]
817
00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:10,958
- Oh. Hey.
- [Jane #2] Oh.
818
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:12,375
- Hey.
- [John #2] There he is.
819
00:32:12,375 --> 00:32:13,666
[Jane #2] Hi.
820
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:16,166
- Not too bad, right?
- Um...
821
00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:19,458
It was pretty bad.
It was pretty bad.
822
00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:21,916
Yeah, the...
823
00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:23,333
Their boss was not
too happy to see us.
824
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,250
I think they were
expecting to see you.
825
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:28,500
- Oh.
- Fuck. The Captain?
826
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,958
The boss.
The guy who wasn't a child.
827
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,833
They're not children.
828
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:37,333
- They're 17 or 19 years old.
- Yeah.
829
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,500
[Jane #2] I'm gonna get some
water. Do you want anything?
830
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,250
[John #2] No, no, I'm good.
831
00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:44,625
So how... uh...
832
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:47,416
Man. H-How did you
get out alive?
833
00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,500
It's... I'm-I'm impressed.
834
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:52,333
We had to use a machete.
835
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,291
It was pretty horrible.
836
00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:55,708
[John #2 groans]
837
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,333
- Well, John.
- Yeah.
838
00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,083
They're young.
839
00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:01,500
Probably easier
to fight off, right?
840
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,000
No, on the boss.
841
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,083
We didn't chop up any kids.
842
00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:08,375
- Oh.
- [Jane #2] What's he saying?
843
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:10,458
They killed the Captain.
844
00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:12,208
With a machete.
845
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:14,416
[Jane #2] Shit.
846
00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:17,166
But that's not...
It's all right for us, right?
847
00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,333
[John #2] Yeah. It's, uh,
it's all right.
848
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,166
[Jane #2] You know, we should
just be doing our own thing
849
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,875
from now on.
Just the two of us.
850
00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:26,333
- [John #2] Yeah, uh...
- [Jane #2] Hey, listen.
851
00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:29,291
Since you guys, um,
did most of the work,
852
00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:31,833
y-you really should have
all of the earnings.
853
00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:34,500
- It's only fair.
- Uh, all right. Yes. Uh...
854
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:37,000
- Thanks.
- [John #2] Yeah.
We'll transfer the money.
855
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,166
- [Jane #2] Wire transfer.
- [John #2] Yeah, we'll
transfer the money, right.
856
00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:43,458
Okay. You guys look tired.
Let's, uh, go rest.
857
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:45,541
Thanks, guys. You're really
looking out for us.
858
00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:47,916
[John #2] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey, hey, hey, John, okay.
859
00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:50,708
- Guess what I read.
- What?
860
00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:53,125
Eminem opened up a restaurant
called Mom's Spaghetti.
861
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:57,833
[laughs] It's, like,
it's a cool evolution, right?
862
00:33:57,833 --> 00:34:04,083
Yeah. It's-it's very cool.
863
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,541
- [John #2] All right.
- [Jane #2] Okay.
864
00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:07,291
- [John #2] Okay, guys, okay.
- [Jane #2] Bye.
865
00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:09,375
[John #2] Much love.
See you soon.
866
00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,791
- [Jane #2] Bye.
- [John #2] Bye-bye.
867
00:34:10,791 --> 00:34:12,166
All right, bye.
868
00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:13,666
[phone chimes]
869
00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:17,833
[cash register sound effect]
870
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:25,125
♪ ♪
871
00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,833
♪ ♪
872
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,750
♪ ♪
873
00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:53,416
[♪ Tchaikovsky:
"Swan Theme" from Swan Lake]
874
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:06,958
[John] What are you doing?
875
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:09,416
[sighs] Trying to cry.
876
00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:11,500
♪ ♪
877
00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,958
Is it working?
878
00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:24,125
No.
879
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,083
- [music stops]
- No.
880
00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:29,291
[sighs]
881
00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,291
I called you a robot.
882
00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:38,250
You're not, you're not a robot.
883
00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:41,166
I don't, I just want you
to know that.
884
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:44,375
I know you're not a robot
885
00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:46,250
'cause you get jealous.
886
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:49,375
[laughs] 'Cause what?
887
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,791
You get jealous.
888
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,708
[laughs] No, I don't.
889
00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:55,708
No, I don't.
890
00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,666
Runi has two hands.
891
00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:02,041
Always has.
892
00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:08,083
[laughs] It was a good lie.
893
00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:10,291
- Whatever.
- Such a whatever.
894
00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:12,916
- You fell for it.
- You said she... [laughs]
895
00:37:12,916 --> 00:37:14,333
You said th...
896
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:17,166
You said she had one hand.
897
00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:18,791
I mean, it was good.
898
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:21,083
It was a good lie.
899
00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:23,000
It was good.
900
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,041
If you had told me
15 minutes later,
901
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:29,833
I would've been like, "Nah,"
but it was quick.
902
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,375
- Good job.
- And you fell for it.
903
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:32,916
- I fell for it.
- And you dated her.
904
00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:34,666
- [laughs]
- And you... you questioned it.
905
00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:37,250
I did. You got me.
906
00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:42,791
Earlier you said you loved me.
907
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,041
Right before the machete.
908
00:37:47,958 --> 00:37:50,166
Yeah, you did, too.
909
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:53,583
Yeah, but we were about to die.
910
00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:57,083
So you didn't mean it?
911
00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,166
No, I do.
912
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:11,541
You do what?
913
00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:15,041
[laughs] I do love you.
914
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,125
- That's cool.
- [both laugh]
915
00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,333
- Say "I..."
- Ow!
916
00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:27,500
[both laugh]
917
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,541
- Say it.
- [laughs]
918
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,000
- I like this. I like...
- I mean, you don't...
919
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,625
[grunts]
920
00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,708
- "I love you."
- I love you, Jane.
921
00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:37,458
Do you mean it?
922
00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:40,458
Yeah.
923
00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:42,458
[exhales]
924
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:44,583
So stupid.
925
00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:46,666
[both laugh softly]
926
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,375
I really...
927
00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:00,875
I really didn't like those two.
928
00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:03,958
I hate those two people.
929
00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:06,541
- You do?
- I hate them.
930
00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:09,541
- So much.
- So much. They suck.
931
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:11,375
- They're not cool.
- No!
932
00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,416
- They're not cool at all.
- No.
933
00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:16,500
That's what's so cra...
It's like a weird spell
934
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,375
- that you...
- I don't know what happened.
935
00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:21,208
- Why were we so into them?
- I...
936
00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:23,750
I really don't know.
They were so...
937
00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:26,583
- That snee... sneezing thing?
- Oh, the sneezing.
938
00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:29,125
- We clapped for that.
- We clapped.
We were so into it.
939
00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:30,375
We-we clapped. We were like,
940
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:31,958
"Why? Is that a...
that's your thing?"
941
00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:33,583
It's like,
"Oh, we go to parties
942
00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:35,583
- and we sneeze."
- In threes.
943
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,208
And it was like, I...
In threes.
944
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,833
- I think that he faked
the last one.
- Yeah.
945
00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:41,333
The first two, I'm like,
"Okay, real." The last one...
946
00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:43,250
- He couldn't get it out, no.
- He couldn't get it out.
947
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,500
He was like,
"Uh, there's all this..."
948
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,000
- [imitates sneeze]
- [both laughing]
949
00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:50,583
- It's his accent.
- It is.
950
00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:51,958
- You-you want to help him.
- I know.
951
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:54,208
You feel, like,
you forgive so much.
952
00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,625
- He'd be like... [stammering]
- Oh, my...
953
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,500
[with accent] "You...
All you have to do
954
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,583
- is breathe."
- [laughing]
955
00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:00,666
"And you can get through
anything."
956
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,250
- And you, like...
- You were like,
957
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:03,875
- you were like, "Uh, what?"
- [laughing] No!
958
00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:05,791
No! That was you.
959
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:08,500
You ga... you did the,
you did this head shake.
960
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,250
You were like,
"This is too good."
961
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,958
- He said something...
- I did the head shake,
962
00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:13,250
which is embarrassing.
963
00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:16,000
...that we've been doing
our entire lives.
964
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,833
- He made it feel like magic.
- [laughs]
965
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,416
- He made it feel like
we had never done it before.
- I know.
966
00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:24,625
I was, like,
"Breathing, of course.
967
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:26,958
Why didn't I think about that?"
968
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:29,000
[both laugh]
969
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,250
Oh, my God.
970
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,666
[sighs]
971
00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:34,083
[laughs]
972
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,750
- Yo, fuck those guys.
- I know.
973
00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:38,833
{\an8}♪ ♪
974
00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,875
{\an8}♪ ♪
975
00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:40,916
{\an8}♪ ♪
976
00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:12,250
{\an8}♪ ♪