1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:10,750 - Hi. - Your driver's license, 4 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:14,666 banking card and marriage registration. 5 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,333 Did you, um, apply for high-risk? 6 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,208 - [Jane] Yeah. - [John] Same. 7 00:00:19,708 --> 00:00:21,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 8 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:25,208 You break the legs and I'll break the arms. 9 00:00:25,208 --> 00:00:26,500 Could we cover the head first? 10 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,583 {\an8}- [bones crunching] - Oh, my God. 11 00:00:27,583 --> 00:00:28,875 [gags] 12 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:30,875 [Jane] What if we come up with a pact 13 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:33,375 that, once we make a certain amount of money, 14 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:34,916 we can part ways? 15 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:37,166 - [John] Yeah, sure. - [Jane] John! 16 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:39,875 You can't just go rogue like that. 17 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:42,708 - You really care about me. - [Jane] No. I, like, 18 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:45,458 really care about you. 19 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:50,333 [computer chimes] 20 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:51,791 [John] "Hihi." 21 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:54,916 "Enjoy your day off." 22 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:57,708 [Jane] Ah, what a beautiful day. 23 00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:59,125 [John] Yeah. 24 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,750 {\an8}I like a stroll, you know? 25 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:07,750 {\an8}- Like a walk. - Yeah, not running. 26 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:10,000 Should we get some wine? 27 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,416 No, we have a whole room full of wine. 28 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:16,208 You know, only canned wine. 29 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:19,416 I-I like getting things sometimes. 30 00:01:19,416 --> 00:01:20,833 [man] That's my favorite. 31 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:21,916 Enjoy. 32 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:26,750 You know, the peppers from our garden 33 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,625 - are really good, actually... - Stop. 34 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:31,750 - What? - I'm never gonna eat that produce, ever. 35 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:33,750 I've already been sneaking it into your food. 36 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,583 - Disgusting. - You've eaten a toe by now, for sure. 37 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,083 - [laughs] Stop. - [Runi] Look at these beauties. 38 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:39,541 - You just got them in? - [farmer] We did, yeah. 39 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:41,125 [Runi] They look delicious. Are they organic? 40 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:42,458 [farmer] They are organic. 41 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:43,708 - [Runi] Yeah? - [farmer] Yeah. 42 00:01:43,708 --> 00:01:45,125 [Jane] Can you make gazpacho with this? 43 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:46,625 Yeah. 44 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,458 Runi. 45 00:01:52,541 --> 00:01:53,875 - Stop it. - [chuckles] What's up? 46 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,500 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 47 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,916 Oh, my God. 48 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:59,458 [laughs] 49 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:01,583 - What's going on? - Oh, my God. I can't believe this moment. 50 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,958 - Hey. - Hi. [laughs] 51 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,875 - How are you? - Yeah. I'm good. 52 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,416 - What's going on? - [Runi] Wow. 53 00:02:07,416 --> 00:02:09,041 How long has it been? 54 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:10,666 - [John] Forever. I mean, forever. - Forever. [laughs] 55 00:02:10,791 --> 00:02:13,375 - [John] It's good to see you. - [Runi] You look good. 56 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:15,625 - [John] Thank you. You look great. - [Runi] Thank you. 57 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:17,250 [John] Hey, this is, uh, my wife. 58 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,541 - Hi. - [Runi] Hello. 59 00:02:18,541 --> 00:02:20,208 - I'm Runi. - Nice to meet you. 60 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,875 Nice to meet you, too. 61 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,375 This is Benjamin. 62 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,375 - [John] Hey, how's it going, Benjamin? - [Jane] Hi. 63 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:27,333 - Hi. - [John] How old are you, man? 64 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,208 - Six. - [John] Six? 65 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:31,416 Wow, really going ham on those tomatoes. 66 00:02:31,416 --> 00:02:33,750 - Good age. - Yeah. - Good age. 67 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,500 - Yeah. - [John] Yeah. 68 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,000 You guys live in the city now? 69 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,083 - Yeah. - Yeah. Uh, she just, um, 70 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:42,333 she just got a promotion, so we moved here. 71 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,416 Oh, wow. What do you do? 72 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:45,958 Um, I design software. 73 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:49,791 So just, like, user, you know, interface. 74 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:51,875 - Stuff like that. - That's amazing. 75 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:54,583 - Congratulations. - [Jane] Thank you. 76 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:57,166 - You still food styling? - Yes. 77 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:58,250 I'm art directing now. 78 00:02:58,250 --> 00:02:59,458 - [John] Ah. - [Jane] Cool. 79 00:02:59,458 --> 00:03:00,750 Cool, yeah. 80 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:03,250 - That's cool. - Cool. - Yeah. 81 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:07,083 Well, it was really, really good running into you both. 82 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,833 - Yeah. - It was so nice to meet you. 83 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:11,250 - It was really nice seeing you. - We got to get going. 84 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,541 - Okay. - Say bye. [laughs] 85 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:14,833 - Bye. - Bye, Benjamin. 86 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:17,250 [laughs] Cute kid. 87 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:18,958 - Yeah. - She's stunning. 88 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:20,875 [scoffs] 89 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:25,208 You know, I'm actually really impressed by you. 90 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:26,791 Why? 91 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:28,750 I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that, 92 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,875 I just... I don't know. 93 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:33,791 I thought you would be bothered by something like that. 94 00:03:33,791 --> 00:03:35,916 Just glad you're not. 95 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:39,833 What are you talking about? 96 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,416 Oh, that she has one hand. 97 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,666 [laughs] What? What are you saying? 98 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:51,000 - Are you joking? - No. 99 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,208 That she has one hand. 100 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:56,541 - She has two hands. - She has one hand. 101 00:03:56,541 --> 00:03:59,083 Oh, did she have two hands when you guys dated? 102 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:01,416 Well, yeah. 103 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:02,916 Can I get three of these? 104 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,958 You don't remember if the girl you dated had one hand or not? 105 00:04:07,958 --> 00:04:10,916 She... Hold on. 106 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:13,000 Wait. Did you guys have sex? 107 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,666 Yes, I mean, that was, that's, like, all we did. 108 00:04:15,666 --> 00:04:17,625 It was the basis of our relationship. 109 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:21,000 Okay, but you didn't notice while you were having sex, 110 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,541 like, one hand, two hands on you, like, that's... 111 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,791 - She has two hands. - Oh, my God. You don't know. 112 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:31,958 That's, uh... 113 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:34,875 - Can I get this sliced? - [cashier] Sure thing. 114 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,375 [Jane] Thanks. 115 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,791 Can I get a Green Machine? 116 00:04:37,791 --> 00:04:39,875 [blender whirring] 117 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:46,791 - [whirring stops] - [indistinct conversation] 118 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:49,333 [both laugh] 119 00:04:57,041 --> 00:04:59,458 John? John Smith? 120 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:04,666 - This isn't my order. - What'd you say? 121 00:05:04,666 --> 00:05:06,708 - This isn't my order. - What's your name? 122 00:05:06,708 --> 00:05:09,708 - John Smith. - Well, that's the order for John Smith. 123 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:12,291 - Yeah, but this isn't what I ordered. - What did you order? 124 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:15,583 I ordered a regular old orange juice. OJ. 125 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,791 The old white Bronco. 126 00:05:16,791 --> 00:05:18,250 I've been waiting, like, 15 minutes. 127 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:21,666 Oh, well, this is for John. John Smith. 128 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:24,333 - Yeah, I know what you said. - Uh, I'm John. 129 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:25,833 That my drink? 130 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,833 Lean Green Machine, almond butter? 131 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,666 [tongue clicks] That's the one. 132 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:33,291 - Thank you. - No problem. 133 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,583 So... Mmm. 134 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,541 - What was that? - That guy sucks. 135 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,500 - [laughs softly] - Yeah, that's what happened, 136 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:46,250 but I think we might have the same name or s-something. 137 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,958 You order an OJ? 138 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:51,666 I saw some guy walk up and claim it. 139 00:05:51,666 --> 00:05:55,291 - Really? - Yeah. He looked way too pleased with himself. 140 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:57,458 - Uh, sir? - Yep. 141 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,750 - Oh, no, no, no, no, you don't have to... - No, no, no, what do you want? 142 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:02,583 I'll get yours and another one of these. An OJ? 143 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:05,750 ♪ ♪ 144 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,333 Yeah, that-that'd be great. 145 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,166 [John #2] All right, so an OJ and another one of these. 146 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:11,750 [juice guy] Of course. 147 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,708 Wow. Six or seven years? 148 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:22,625 Is it, uh... 149 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,666 Is it still fun? Like, what... [laughs] 150 00:06:24,666 --> 00:06:26,875 - Is it like...? - What? Yeah. Dude. 151 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:29,000 Yeah, I still dig it. 152 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,708 John, look around. 153 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,541 Okay. Now... 154 00:06:33,541 --> 00:06:35,000 Now look at us. 155 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,583 - [laughs] Okay. - Right? 156 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:39,041 - Yeah. - Don't get me wrong, there are some... 157 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:40,250 bumps in the road. 158 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,958 - Yeah. - But just stay the course. 159 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:44,083 You keep through, and at the end of the day, 160 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:47,125 yeah, you'll get some nicks and bruises, but... 161 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:49,041 John, it's a fantastic life. 162 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,666 I was just saying that. I think... 163 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:52,375 - Hey. Hi. - Hey. What's up? 164 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:54,458 And this must be your Jane. 165 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:56,208 And she's a cutie. You got lucky. 166 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,750 - [laughs] - Uh... 167 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,500 Thanks, yeah, she's beautiful. Um... 168 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,041 I'm John. 169 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,958 Jane. 170 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:05,916 His last name's Smith. 171 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:09,125 - He's one of us. - [laughs softly] 172 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,166 - What? - [both laugh] 173 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,958 - [John] Yeah. - [Jane] Wow. 174 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:14,458 Yeah. 175 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,458 - Another Smith? - Yes. 176 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:19,833 Have you met other Smiths before? 177 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:23,125 Yeah, I've met a few in my day, out in the wild, 178 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:25,208 but this is the first time it happened by accident. 179 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,833 - Wow. [laughs] - Yeah. I know. We, uh... 180 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:29,666 - we were getting juice. - This is crazy. What? 181 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,833 - [laughs] - [phone chimes] 182 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:34,583 Oh. Oh, duty calls. 183 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:35,958 - [John] Yeah... - [Jane] See, no, yeah. 184 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:37,541 [John] No, go ahead. Take it, take it. 185 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,625 [phone clicking] 186 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:43,541 It's crazy. He, like, he has so much intel. 187 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:47,375 He... I think he thinks it's, um, a 9/11 intelligence group. 188 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:50,125 'Cause they've been doing it for, like, 15 years. 189 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:52,416 Okay. 190 00:07:52,416 --> 00:07:54,458 This is what we should do, 191 00:07:54,458 --> 00:07:56,083 dinner. 192 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:58,291 You can meet my Jane, we'll talk shop, 193 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:00,500 we'll have a couple drinks and kick back. 194 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,041 It'll be a good time. 195 00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:03,750 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great. 196 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,625 - Whenever you want. - How about tonight? 197 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:08,125 - [Jane] Tonight? - Yeah. To... What? 198 00:08:08,125 --> 00:08:10,041 - You got other plans? - No, I'm-I'm... - Uh... 199 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,916 - I think that's fine. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 200 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,875 - Yeah, that's cool. - I'm good. 201 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:16,000 - Okay, uh... - Oh. 202 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,833 - Your phone. - [laughs] 203 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:19,833 - Right. You don't know... - [laughs] 204 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,666 ...where we live. 205 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:26,375 So, you have my number. 206 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:29,041 Text me your address. We'll be there at 7:00. 207 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:32,666 I'll bring a bottle of something old and dangerous. 208 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:34,166 - Cool? - Yeah, you're cool. - Great. Y-Yeah. 209 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,625 - Great. - So nice to meet you. 210 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:37,416 - So nice meeting you. - So nice meeting you, man. 211 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:38,750 Thanks. 212 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:44,083 [John #2] Hey, love. Listen, you won't believe 213 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,208 - what just happened. - Okay, so they're coming over to our place tonight. 214 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:47,791 - Yeah. - I want to make another round 215 00:08:47,791 --> 00:08:49,000 - and get other things. - Okay. 216 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,333 Yeah, we should, uh, get dessert. 217 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:53,375 Yeah, dessert. I saw some, actually. 218 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,458 - There were apricots that I liked. - Apricots? 219 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:56,791 [♪ Thee Sacred Souls: "Future Lover"] 220 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:59,125 ♪ Someone's at the door ♪ 221 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,750 ♪ Ah, who is it? ♪ 222 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,958 ♪ It's your future lover ♪ 223 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:06,083 Hmm. 224 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,625 ♪ Come on in ♪ 225 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:09,041 - Oh. - Mmm. 226 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:12,000 ♪ Someone's at the door ♪ 227 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,791 ♪ Ah, who is it... 228 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:16,333 You, um... 229 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:18,666 you nervous? 230 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:21,000 No, I mean... 231 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,416 just a little. 232 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:25,875 The cool thing is that they're both Smiths, you know. 233 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:29,625 - Yeah. - So we can actually talk about... a-anything. 234 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:32,875 - Yeah. - Yeah. No, you're right. 235 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,958 Yeah. You look great, by the way. 236 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,666 - Yeah? - Really cute. 237 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:38,625 - It's not too much? - No. 238 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:41,750 - This? - Mm-hmm. No, I don't think so. 239 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,125 We're matching. 240 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:48,000 We're both wearing turtlenecks. [laughs] 241 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,291 I should change. 242 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:50,375 - No. - Yes. 243 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:52,666 Don't change. Never change. 244 00:09:52,666 --> 00:09:54,250 - [laughs] - [doorbell rings] 245 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,375 - [John #2] Hey. - Hi. 246 00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:58,125 [laughter] 247 00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,208 - [Jane #2] Jane. - Jane, yep. 248 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,416 Hey, how's it going, man? 249 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,166 - You look beautiful. - Good to see you. 250 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,416 - [John #2] How are you? - Hi. Good to see you. 251 00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:05,875 - [laughs] - Good to see you. 252 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,125 - Thank you. - Oh, my God. 253 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,000 [music playing softly] 254 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,625 - What a dump. - Yeah, this is great. 255 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,000 - Guys, this is... - The best location, too. 256 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,041 - [Jane] Yeah. - Yeah. 257 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,583 - It's beautiful. - Beautiful. 258 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,125 - Aw. - Thanks. - [Jane #2] Smells incredible. 259 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,833 Oh, that's all, that's all John. 260 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,416 [laughs] Yeah, um... 261 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:22,791 You guys want a, want a drink or anything? 262 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:24,375 Yeah, we brought this. 263 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,458 - [Jane] Aw. - It's reminiscent of Hibiki. 264 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,041 - Oh. Thank you so much. - Thank you. 265 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,958 [John #2] No, no, no, don't thank us, no. 266 00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:32,583 That one's from the boss. It's rare and proper 267 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,416 and-and not for the faint of heart. 268 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,375 So we thought it would, you know, fit the occasion. 269 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,375 - "Enjoy." - One word. 270 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,875 One word. No cryptic message or... 271 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,583 anything. Yeah. 272 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:47,166 - What, you guys get messages? - [John] Oh, yeah. 273 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,125 - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, we-we had one fail, 274 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:52,125 - and now everything's a message. - Well, it wasn't like a... 275 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,416 [John] I mean, well, it was a technicality. 276 00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:55,416 There was something we were supposed to do... 277 00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:56,833 - Yeah. - ...that just ended up hap... 278 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,750 It wasn't-wasn't our fault. 279 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,750 Yeah, that's never happened to us. 280 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,458 - No. - [Jane] Yeah, well, 281 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,625 it's, you know... 282 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,208 - It just happened one time. - Us either. 283 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:06,625 - It-it did happen, but one time. - Us either. Yeah. 284 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,500 This thing, that wasn't our thing. 285 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,958 Why don't you pour us Janes a glass, love? 286 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,166 - Yeah, sure. - [John] Yeah. 287 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,750 Am I getting a house tour or what? 288 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,166 - [Jane] Yes, of course. - All right, yeah. 289 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,458 [John] I'll get a glass. This is great. 290 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,000 [Jane #2] I guess the guys will go over there. 291 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 [John #2] Dude, such a nice house. 292 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,791 [Jane #2 gasps] 293 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,500 I thought the yoga studio was spectacular, 294 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,125 but this is... 295 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,958 Look at the size of this room. 296 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:31,958 - [chuckles] - [laughs] 297 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,333 Ours leads to a great little garden on the bottom level, 298 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:37,500 - but it-it's much smaller. - Oh. That's nice. 299 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:44,125 I will say, the company has surprisingly good taste 300 00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:45,791 with this sort of thing. 301 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:47,500 I actually, I bought that one. 302 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,333 - You did? - Yeah. 303 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,916 Yeah. Art's what I wanted to start buying 304 00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,750 when I first started making money. 305 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,083 You have a really great eye. 306 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,541 - Yeah? - You can't buy or learn that. 307 00:12:00,541 --> 00:12:02,541 - That's very nice. Thank you. - I mean it. 308 00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:03,833 Mm. 309 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,041 [Jane #2 gasps] 310 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,666 Oh, hi there, little puss. 311 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:11,458 [Jane laughs softly] 312 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,708 That's Max. 313 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:16,125 - [chuckles] - [sighs] 314 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,833 Hi, Max. 315 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,708 - Is this the-the... - Panic room. 316 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,000 Oh. 317 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,833 This is a weird spot for the room. 318 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,541 I know. I think it should be in the basement. 319 00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:29,875 - Yeah. - Yeah. 320 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,458 I wouldn't worry too much about it. 321 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,083 This is the kind of thing you can trust the company with. 322 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:38,791 Optimization of space, efficiency and all that. 323 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:43,000 I don't know how they do it-- I really don't-- but... 324 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,083 it's the difference between us and everybody else. 325 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,375 [laughs] 326 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,708 We never even use ours. 327 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,875 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 328 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:54,000 Oh, except to eavesdrop. You've done that, right? 329 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,666 - [Jane] I haven't. - Oh, my God, you should. 330 00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:57,375 [Jane laughs] 331 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,500 [Jane #2] You didn't choose that one? 332 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,708 [Jane] No. We did not get this. 333 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:03,416 [beeps] 334 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,791 - Classic. - [both laugh] 335 00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:08,458 - [tongue clicks] Aw. - Oh. 336 00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,541 Okay. That... I know. 337 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,041 It's... We like to do our debriefs together, 338 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,791 'cause it's... I get nervous I'm gonna miss something. 339 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:18,166 I get it. I do all of ours. 340 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,750 - All of them, by yourself? - Yeah. 341 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,875 Have you seen my John? He's so amazing 342 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,083 at so many things, but writing isn't one of them. 343 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,416 - [chuckles] - He just misses a bunch of the details. 344 00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:28,708 Ah. 345 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,208 I wouldn't trade him, though. 346 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,291 I'm glad the company matched me with him. 347 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,666 Mm. 348 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,666 Do you ever think about who they are? 349 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,041 The company? 350 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,958 I used to. 351 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:50,500 A lot. Especially in the beginning. 352 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:57,958 But can I give you a little bit of advice about that? 353 00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,875 - Oh, yeah. - Jane to Jane? 354 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,750 Mm-hmm. 355 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,666 Don't get in the way of your own happiness. 356 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:09,583 The company's here to take care of you. 357 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,833 All you have to do is ask. 358 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:16,125 - [John #2] Jane, love! Time to eat! - Oh. 359 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,958 I'm starving. 360 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,333 [John #2] So, I hook my foot 361 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,125 onto the top of the cage... 362 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,458 - No underwear! - [laughs] 363 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,333 No underwear! 364 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,333 - [laughter] - So your stuff is... 365 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,875 - a lot of movement. - Lot of movement. 366 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,750 And just like, you're like, "Get to the chopper," like... 367 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,208 - "Get to the chopper!" - But then, listen, 368 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,375 it's a, it's a, it's a good lesson, right? 369 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,833 You always have to have on a good, clean pair of underwear. 370 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:41,125 - [John] Yeah? - 'Cause you, you never know... 371 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,500 - That's what I say. - She says that 372 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,708 - every-every meeting. - All the time. 373 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,708 I'm so sorry. That was my bad, baby. 374 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,791 - It wasn't your bad, no. - It was. 375 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:50,208 - It was not. We were... - No, it was a big miscommunication. 376 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,708 No, but we were just, you know... 377 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,166 It was all my fault. 378 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,250 - [laughter] - No. Listen. 379 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,708 Guys, 380 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:01,291 things... take a while to gel. 381 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,958 - [both] Yeah. - But, like, especially in the beginning. 382 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,375 We got better since then. 383 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,791 - Oh, yeah. - [John] How... 384 00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:09,291 How long h-have you guys... 385 00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:12,500 Like, five or six years ago. 386 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,916 Wait, so you guys didn't... you didn't start together? 387 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:17,291 I got rematched a few years in. 388 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,875 - Oh... - Oh, wow. - I had to find a new Jane. 389 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,291 - Wow. - Lucky me. 390 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,916 Yeah, really. Lucky you. 391 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:27,333 - Lucky me. Yeah. - Aw. 392 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,666 - She's more... - Lucky me. 393 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,833 [John #2] She's more mature, more... 394 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,166 - Yeah. - We're more, we're more compatible. 395 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,666 - Yeah. - That's great. 396 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:37,166 - That's great. - How are you guys 397 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,833 finding your directives from Supe? 398 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,208 - Pretty good? - [both] Supe? 399 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,875 - [Jane #2] Supervisor. - Oh, we... - Oh. 400 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,625 [John] We call him Hihi. 401 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,333 - Hihi? - Hihi? That's cute. 402 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,750 - Where did... - 'Cause that was the first thing... 403 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,250 - They said, the... in the email. - Oh. 404 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,166 - [laughter] - Yeah, they were like, "Hihi." 405 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:56,333 Like, we were like, "Oh, this is a-a cute cartoon cat." 406 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,000 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like, that's... yeah. - That's cute. 407 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,916 - Yeah. It was interesting. - Hihi. 408 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:01,583 - But, yeah, Hihi stuck. - Yeah, they're good. 409 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,583 - They're good. - Yeah. 410 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,291 Um, just tough. 411 00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,333 [John] I think it took a while for us to, like, understand 412 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,750 - the parameters of what... - Wait, wait, wait. 413 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,333 - [Jane] Yeah. - What-what level are you two? 414 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,291 - [Jane] We're high-risk. - [John] Yeah, high risk. 415 00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,708 [Jane] How about you? 416 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,083 - Super high-risk? - Super high-risk? 417 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,083 - [John #2] Yeah. - Wow. 418 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:22,166 We like it. It fits both our personalities. 419 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,791 Yeah. 420 00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:26,000 But who knows? Maybe one day, 421 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,708 I'll trade it all in and, and go low-risk. 422 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,958 - [scoffs] - You know? Yeah. 423 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,791 You know, put on a uniform and... 424 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,291 [laughs] ...and deliver some packages. 425 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:36,791 - [laughs] - There will be a blizzard in July... 426 00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:39,333 The delivery guys, they're... 427 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,750 - You don't know that these guys, they make good money. - ...they're Smiths. 428 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,083 Because the-the low-risk. 429 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,625 - Oh, my God. - They're the-the guys who were 430 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,958 - giving us the... - The g... 431 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:47,583 - Oh, yeah. - That makes so much sense. 432 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,916 For the benefits, do you think you could go low-risk? 433 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:52,916 - No. I don't think I'd do it. - Maybe. 434 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:55,875 - I'd get bored. You would do it? - Yeah. There's something nice. 435 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,333 It's like a gardener. It's like you... 436 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,791 You know when it's done. 437 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:01,041 And you have your repetition, but I-I think 438 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,833 there's something probably sad about... 439 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,208 James Bond delivering Edible Arrangements. 440 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,125 - That's-that's probably not great. - [John #2] That's right. 441 00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,791 So, would you ever want to up your level? 442 00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,250 I've thought about it. 443 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,708 [both] Yeah. 444 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,666 And we've t-tried both. 445 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:19,708 - Yeah. - I mean, super high-risk is hardly any different. 446 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,541 - Really? - Except the money and the perks are way better. 447 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,333 Yeah. O-Obviously, yeah. 448 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,750 I mean, I think we could... 449 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,625 I think we could do it. I would try it. 450 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,375 - Yeah. I'd-I'd... - I'd be... 451 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:29,791 interested in that. 452 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:32,250 Absolutely. It'd be fun, to try. 453 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,458 - Yeah. - One day. 454 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,208 Mm-hmm. 455 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,666 [both laugh softly] 456 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:38,833 - [clears throat] - Yeah. 457 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,166 So, um... 458 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:44,208 how's the intimacy between the two of you? 459 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,041 [laughs softly] 460 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,750 - Mm. - How's that working? 461 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,000 Romantically. What's... 462 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Yeah. It's great. 463 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,500 - It's great. - It's really great. 464 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,708 [laughs] 465 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,125 - [Jane] What? It is. - [laughter] 466 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,000 I know, I'm meddling, I know, I'm sorry. 467 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,375 - [John] It's mind-blowing, guys. - But I'm just, like, 468 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,666 uh, it's fascinating to me. 469 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:03,625 Yeah. We, um, we had, we... 470 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,708 we had rules at first. Uh... 471 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,666 - Yeah. - To not sleep with each other. 472 00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:09,791 [both] What? 473 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,000 - [John] Yeah. - [Jane] Initially, yeah. 474 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,500 - Wow. - [John] But then we... 475 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,125 - I mean, how... - We... 476 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,791 - Yes. - ...we ripped each other's clothes off 477 00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,625 - the first night we met. - How did you do that? 478 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,166 - I couldn't resist. - [laughter] 479 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,500 - It wasn't that long. We-we... - We had to kill somebody 480 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,500 - to get in the mood, so, like... - [laughs] 481 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,666 - That's pretty much... yeah. - [Jane #2] I just don't understand because 482 00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:27,208 we're living in the same house, you're doing all this 483 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,791 insane shit together, and then, I mean, naturally, right? 484 00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,541 - I mean, it's so... charged. - [Jane] Yeah. 485 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,375 - [John] Of course. Yeah, yeah, no. - [Jane] Yeah. No. 486 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,208 - I mean... - I just didn't want it to be messy. 487 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,416 You know? 'Cause we're business partners 488 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,458 and really, it... you know? 489 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,041 [John] Yeah, we just didn't want it to get confusing, 490 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,250 I guess. 491 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,958 And you don't get jealous? 492 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,166 - No, I don't get jealous. - She's like a robot. 493 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,291 - [laughter] - I'm not a robot, I just don't get jealous. 494 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,791 Sorry you get jealous. 495 00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,666 - I want to know... - I go crazy 496 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,625 when he's flirting just on missions. 497 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,375 - [Jane] Really? - Oh, yeah. 498 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,916 Now I sound like such a rule maker, but, like, 499 00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:59,916 - we made this pact at first... - It's a lot of pacts. 500 00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,416 ...that we would-- this is when we first started-- 501 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:04,333 that we would make a certain amount of money, 502 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:08,333 and then once we made that, we'd part ways. 503 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,833 - Yeah. - [John #2 laughs] 504 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,500 [laughs] 505 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,541 [Jane #2 clears throat] 506 00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:16,500 - Oh, no. Uh, what? - [laughter] 507 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,458 [coughing] Excuse... 508 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,958 [wheezes] 509 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,458 [laughing] Stop. 510 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,208 [both laughing] 511 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,500 Yeah, like you two can just, 512 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,875 you know, break up and quit, like... [laughing] 513 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,833 Ah... 514 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,875 Yeah. [sniffles] 515 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,041 [laughs] 516 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:48,708 Can you imagine if the company was that open-minded? 517 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,750 Oh, my God. 518 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,708 - [exhales] I need a drink. - [Jane] Here, the water. 519 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,125 [John] Yeah, like, the water's right there. 520 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,166 Uh, no. Something stronger, like... 521 00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,958 - There's, um... - [Jane] There's a bar behind you. [chuckles] 522 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,666 [John #2] Uh, okay, okay. Guys, sorry. 523 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:03,958 - [Jane] No, no, no, no. - No, that's fine. 524 00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,958 I'm glad that it made you laugh. 525 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,708 [laughter] 526 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,208 [John #2] [sighs] Oh, man. 527 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,625 So, do you think if the company 528 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,291 hadn't matched you, that you'd be compatible? 529 00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,000 [John] Oh. 530 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,958 I think, um... 531 00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:24,250 I don't know, I feel like Jane is, like... 532 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,250 ...so smart, and I... 533 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:30,625 I just never have met anyone like her. 534 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,750 Yeah, I really, I really respect him. 535 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,666 I think he has... 536 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,333 he has a good heart. 537 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,333 - [John] Yeah. - [sneezes] 538 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,666 - Oh. - Whoa. - One. 539 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,125 - He sneezes in threes. - Bless you. 540 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,041 - Oh. - Yeah. 541 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,541 - He sneezes in threes? - Yes. 542 00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:47,041 - [John] Oh. - [Jane] Uh-oh. 543 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,541 - [sneezes] - Two. 544 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,125 - Oh, my God. [laughs] - Oh, wow. 545 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,250 Well, now... now is the big finale. 546 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,916 [sneezes] 547 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,250 [John] Nah, we're fair. 548 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,958 [Jane] I don't know who I'm rooting for. 549 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,916 - [laughter] - [John] No. 550 00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,416 [Jane #2 groans] 551 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,250 - [Jane] Go! Come on! - [laughter] 552 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,583 - She's tiny but she's crazy strong, dude. - Okay, I've got an itch. 553 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,125 That is, that's not helping. 554 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,791 It's your nails. They're going into my back... 555 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,000 They're going in the back of my hand. 556 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,791 [Jane #2] Don't blame it on that. 557 00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:14,958 - [Jane] Go. - [yells] 558 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,875 [shouts] 559 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,375 - [Jane] Wow. John. - [clapping] 560 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,958 - I got a cramp. - [John #2] She's tiny but she's crazy strong. 561 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,666 I got a cramp. That was a long time. 562 00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:24,916 [Jane #2] Thank you, thank you. 563 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,083 She's crazy. She's-she's like an ant. 564 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,500 I am. It's my core. 565 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,958 It's my... That wasn't an easy defeat. 566 00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:30,458 - [John] Uh-huh. - It wasn't. 567 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,541 I've had an easier time with men twice your size. 568 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,166 Sounds like you're giving me a read, but that's fine. 569 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,041 - No, that was a compliment. - That's fine. 570 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,166 - [Jane #2] I'm strong. - [laughter] 571 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,583 [♪ Clipse: "Ride Around Shining"] 572 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:40,791 - [glass chimes] - Oh. 573 00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:42,875 [laughter] 574 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:46,666 [all sighing] 575 00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,083 - Oh, man. - [yawns] 576 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,166 Is this Eminem? 577 00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:51,083 - This? - Yeah. 578 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,791 This is, uh, the Clipse. 579 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:55,291 Oh. I like Eminem. 580 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,791 - Is he still performing? - [Jane #2] Mm-hmm. 581 00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:58,125 [John] I think he is. A couple years ago, 582 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,375 I saw him at, like, a festival. 583 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:03,083 - Mm-hmm. - Um, and he was headlining. 584 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,666 And I remember, in between one of the songs, 585 00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:06,500 he-he tells everybody, he's like, "Everybody, like, 586 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,166 put your middle fingers up and say 'Fuck you, Mom.'" 587 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,083 - And there was, like, a weird silence... - No. 588 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:13,500 ...and we all are just like, 589 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,208 "Nah, bro, like, we love our moms." 590 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:19,083 Like, "You need to talk to your mom." 591 00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,500 [laughter] 592 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,750 Like, we-we're all, like, 593 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,375 - "Forgive her, forgive yourself." - Work on it. 594 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:25,958 "Work on it. You know? We're, you're past... 595 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:28,041 You're old enough to figure this out." 596 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:30,833 - Yeah, yes. - Yeah, you were, you were affected by that. 597 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,541 - [laughs] - Oh, John's obsessed with his mom. 598 00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:35,291 - I'm not obsessed, I just... - Loves. 599 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:37,333 - Loves his mom. - I-I... Well, who doesn't? 600 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,500 - It's a good trait to have. - Yeah. 601 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,958 - [scoffs] Yeah. - [Jane #2] How could Eminem 602 00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:43,000 - redeem himself for that? - [Jane] Oh. 603 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,666 - Listen. Well... - How? Okay, but how can he get... 604 00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:46,125 be cool again after that? 605 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,958 - [John] You mean, like, relevant? - It's hard to be old 606 00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:50,541 and famous and stay punk. I'll give you that. 607 00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:52,041 I don't think it's possible. I don't think 608 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,875 - you're supposed to be punk. - There has to be someone 609 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,208 who got cooler as they aged. 610 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,541 - Who is it? - [Jane] Yeah. 611 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,333 - [John] I... - What about Madonna? 612 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,000 - No. No. - No. 613 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,458 - Dolly Parton! - Oh, yeah! 614 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:02,750 - Dolly Parton. - [Jane] That's it. 615 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,541 [John #2] Dolly fucking Parton. 616 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:06,333 She only gets better and better... 617 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,000 - Yeah, no. Ah. - ...and better and better and better. 618 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,541 - [John] I'll give you Dolly. - That's the... 619 00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:11,125 - It's like... Sade. - [gasping] 620 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:13,000 - [John] Ah, Sade. - Sade. 621 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,791 - Sade. That's it. - Sade. That... I'm in it. 622 00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:16,833 You got, you got, like, no, th-those are the aces. 623 00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,375 - [John #2] That's it. - [Jane #2] That's it. 624 00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:19,750 - You guys... - [Jane] We figured it out. 625 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,125 You guys want to be topped off? 626 00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,833 I'll have another scoop of that butter pecan, too, 627 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,541 - please, yeah. - I'm good, thank you. - [John] Okay. 628 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:25,916 - Just a scoop. - [John] Okay. No problem. 629 00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:27,750 Sade. What a beauty. 630 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,208 - [Jane] Yeah. - [John] What's the, um, 631 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,958 what's the craziest mission you guys have ever been on? 632 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,458 Oh, yeah. 633 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,916 Bali. 634 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,583 - Bali. - Bali. 635 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:42,083 Yeah. [laughs] That was nuts. 636 00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:43,625 What was it? 637 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:46,916 We, uh... 638 00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:48,833 we had to get someone out of prison. 639 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,708 High security. 640 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:52,916 No comms. No weapons. 641 00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:55,625 - No-no-no cover. - Nothing. 642 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:57,291 Right? No... 643 00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:59,125 - It was just, like, very, very... - [Jane #2] Free fall. 644 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,500 ...very, very specific parameters. 645 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,791 - [Jane #2] Yeah. - [sniffles] 646 00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,666 What'd you guys do? 647 00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,666 [liquid pouring] 648 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:19,000 Here's something I wish someone had told me early on. 649 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,458 There is a secret 650 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:27,875 to getting out of any situation you find yourself in, 651 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:29,666 no matter how tight it is. 652 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:38,916 It's your breath. 653 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:42,833 If you can control your breath, 654 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:45,041 you can control anything. 655 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,416 That's the key. 656 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,291 - Breathing. - [Jane #2] Mm-hmm. 657 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,208 That's powerful. 658 00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:58,041 Also, it's good to have a plan, but be prepared 659 00:24:58,041 --> 00:25:00,750 to abandon it, right? 660 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,083 Be a master at thinking on your feet. 661 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,875 Be smart, trust your instincts, 662 00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:07,916 - go with your gut. - Yeah. 663 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,791 - Listen. - Listen. 664 00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:11,708 Yeah. 665 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,708 We're definitely learning that. 666 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,583 Do you guys ever feel weird, 667 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,875 emotionally, after a mission? 668 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:22,500 Yes. 669 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,166 It's natural. 670 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:27,916 We had to kill some other Smiths once. 671 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,166 Wow. 672 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,833 How-how come? 673 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,625 - [grunts] - Maybe they're getting divorced. 674 00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,375 [laughs] 675 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:50,208 Dude, is this just Häagen-Dazs? 676 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,250 - He's joking. - This is so fucking good. 677 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:55,875 It's from the farmers market. Some dairy upstate. 678 00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:58,416 - Mmm. - Let me see what time it is. 679 00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:00,041 Oh, we're gonna be late. We got to go. 680 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:01,416 - [John #2] Oh, fuck. Yeah, we're late. - What? 681 00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,708 - What? - [Jane #2] Yep. 682 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:05,000 We're on the clock. 683 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 - It's the middle of the night. - [Jane #2] Okay. 684 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,541 Thank you so much. 685 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:10,125 - This was a beautiful night. - All right. 686 00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:11,541 - John. - I am so sorry 687 00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:13,500 - that I can't stay. - You are a hell of a chef. 688 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,333 - I just want to say that. - I clean dishes 689 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,125 - when I go to other people's homes, and... - It was amazing. 690 00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,083 - So, you guys are on a mission? - [John] Thank you so much. 691 00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:21,083 - Yeah. - [John] You guys are l... [laughs] 692 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:23,458 Sorry, we-we drank a lot. You guys are going to... 693 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,291 to-to, on a mission right now? 694 00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,666 - [John #2] It's more fun like that. - Oh, my God. 695 00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:29,750 - You guys are wild. - [laughter] 696 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,875 - [Jane] Yeah. Wow. - [John #2] Actually, wait, 697 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,500 actually... 698 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:39,083 - You know what? - Really? 699 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:40,375 You two should come. 700 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:42,000 [Jane #2] Yes. I was gonna say that. 701 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,666 - [Jane] Oh, my God. - [Jane #2] That is a great idea. 702 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,583 - Is that allowed? - [John #2] Who gives a fuck? 703 00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:46,916 [Jane #2] I don't know. Yeah, who cares? 704 00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:48,750 - [laughter] - [Jane #2] What a way 705 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,750 to give super high-risk a shot. 706 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,291 - [John #2] Yeah. - [Jane #2] This is perfect. 707 00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:53,833 - [Jane sighs] - [Jane #2] Come on. 708 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,625 - [stammers] - [Jane] Is it gonna be insane 709 00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,708 - if we do this? - [Jane #2] No. No. 710 00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,000 You'll see, it's like... no. 711 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,583 We'll split the fee and everything. 712 00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:02,041 And if you like it, you-you request a bump. 713 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,291 - If you don't, you don't. - I would do it. 714 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,583 You-you want to do it? 715 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,416 Yeah. 716 00:27:08,416 --> 00:27:10,958 - I would do it. - Okay, let's do it. 717 00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:12,541 - Let's do it. All right. - [John #2] Awesome. Okay, let's go. 718 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,458 - Oh, my God. - [John #2] Okay, go get changed. 719 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,250 - We'll meet you out front. I'll drive. Let's go. - See you outside. 720 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,500 Let's go. Ow! 721 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:22,083 [panting] Okay. Here. Drink this. 722 00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:26,166 Why? 723 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,958 I think they're doing bumps of coke downstairs. 724 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:29,625 - What? Really? - [laughs] Yeah. Okay. 725 00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:32,708 Here, in case we need 'em. 726 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,708 Are you sure you're good to do this? 727 00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:36,750 - Yeah. - Yeah? 728 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:38,833 - Yeah. - Yeah. [exhales] 729 00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:40,458 Do you think the cheese plate was too much? 730 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:41,916 [whispers] Are you kidding? No, they loved it. 731 00:27:41,916 --> 00:27:43,458 - I feel like they barely touched it. - No. 732 00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,833 They didn't like the apricot chicken. That's for sure. 733 00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:46,916 - No, that was good. - They... no, it wasn't. 734 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:49,000 No one likes sweet chicken. I learned that. 735 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,208 They ate it all. It was great. 736 00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:51,583 - You did great. - All right, all right. 737 00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:53,250 Okay, I'm gonna change. [exhales] 738 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:56,041 [♪ Juan Luis Guerra: "El Costo de la Vida"] 739 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:05,333 Put these on under your clothes. 740 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,500 Somewhere discreet. 741 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,625 Lower back usually works. 742 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:11,958 They're trackers. 743 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,458 So we can have a lock on each other's positions. 744 00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:16,750 Yeah, you're our new friends. We can't lose you. 745 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:19,291 - [soft laughter] - [tires screech] 746 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:20,708 What's the assignment? 747 00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,125 It's something really easy. 748 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,083 Just something to dip your feet in the water. 749 00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:25,916 - It's a delivery. - Eyes on the road. [laughs] 750 00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:28,125 - [tires screech] - But it's a... 751 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,416 it's a super high-risk delivery. 752 00:28:30,416 --> 00:28:32,958 - Super high-risk! - [both laugh] 753 00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:39,875 Okay. Let's go. 754 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,708 We got to carry these bags. This is for you. 755 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,375 - Whoa. - Oh, my God. 756 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:46,291 - Not that heavy, I hope. - Thank you, darling. 757 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,750 - This is for you. - Okay. 758 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,625 - [grunts] [laughs] - Nope. It's okay. 759 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:51,041 - Okay, let's go. - [John] All right. 760 00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:52,625 Let's go! 761 00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:54,583 - [John] Yeah. - [Jane] Yay! 762 00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:56,041 [Jane #2] Who-Who's here tonight? Do you know? 763 00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:57,541 - [John #2] It's probably Gary. - Gary. Oh, my God, 764 00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:59,375 - I love Gary so much. - What's in the bags? 765 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:01,208 Uh, GPS. 766 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,500 - And guns. - iPhones. 767 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,791 - And guns. - Uh, yeah. 768 00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:05,708 - Are we going far? - [Jane #2] I don't know. 769 00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:07,708 I mean, we'll ask Gary. 770 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:11,875 - [grunts] - All right, let's go. 771 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,125 Hey, Gary, how long? 772 00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:15,291 [Gary] About as long as the last time, ma'am. 773 00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:17,250 All right. You know what? I'm gonna sit... 774 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,083 - No more than a few hours. - Yeah. 775 00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:21,791 - Dawn at the latest. - It'll end by dawn at the latest. 776 00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:23,458 [Jane #2] Make sure you leave the bags when you land. 777 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,000 - [John #2] With the guys. - [Jane #2] Please. 778 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,666 You... Are you guys not coming with us? 779 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,000 - No. No. - No. No. 780 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,333 - Oh, uh... - It'll be easy. Guys. 781 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,750 - Yeah. - Enjoy. Have fun. 782 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:33,416 - Be in the moment. Have fun. - It'll be easy. 783 00:29:33,416 --> 00:29:35,291 - It's gonna be great, okay? - This isn't what I thought. 784 00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:37,291 I think you guys should... I'm not gonna do it. 785 00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:39,125 - We'll check in with you after. - [John] But I didn't... 786 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:40,750 - But leave your... - That's not what we thought... 787 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:42,333 - [Jane] Wait, what? - [indistinct chatter] 788 00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:45,625 [Jane #2] Leave your phones in the helo! 789 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,708 - [dialogue inaudible] - [helicopter whirring] 790 00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:52,750 [cheering] 791 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,916 ♪ ♪ 792 00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,833 [Gary] The jungle's a hot zone, 793 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:32,000 so I'm gonna drop you off and circle back. 794 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,833 Fuel's tight, so I'll be back for extraction 795 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:36,125 in 30 minutes sharp. 796 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,666 Mm. 797 00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:49,166 [animals chittering] 798 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,625 It's supposed to be here. 799 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,958 [rustling] 800 00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:04,458 John? 801 00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:07,333 [Spanish chatter] 802 00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:10,250 [speaks Spanish] 803 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:12,416 John y Jane? 804 00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:15,125 - [whistles, speaks Spanish] - [Jane] Okay... 805 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,750 - [dogs barking] - [speaking Spanish] 806 00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:24,791 - [Spanish chatter] - Okay. 807 00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,083 [Jane] Okay, okay, all right, all right. 808 00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,416 [John] O-O-Okay, okay. 809 00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:30,791 It's okay. It's okay. 810 00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:32,125 - [guns cock] - Whatever happens, I love you. 811 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:33,166 [Jane] [crying] I love you, too. 812 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:35,333 [overlapping shouting] 813 00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:38,291 - [woman screaming] - [knife slicing] 814 00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:40,041 [man groans] 815 00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:42,791 [Jane panting] 816 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,125 [phone ringing] 817 00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:10,958 - Oh. Hey. - [Jane #2] Oh. 818 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:12,375 - Hey. - [John #2] There he is. 819 00:32:12,375 --> 00:32:13,666 [Jane #2] Hi. 820 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:16,166 - Not too bad, right? - Um... 821 00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:19,458 It was pretty bad. It was pretty bad. 822 00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:21,916 Yeah, the... 823 00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:23,333 Their boss was not too happy to see us. 824 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,250 I think they were expecting to see you. 825 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:28,500 - Oh. - Fuck. The Captain? 826 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,958 The boss. The guy who wasn't a child. 827 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,833 They're not children. 828 00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:37,333 - They're 17 or 19 years old. - Yeah. 829 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,500 [Jane #2] I'm gonna get some water. Do you want anything? 830 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,250 [John #2] No, no, I'm good. 831 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:44,625 So how... uh... 832 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:47,416 Man. H-How did you get out alive? 833 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,500 It's... I'm-I'm impressed. 834 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:52,333 We had to use a machete. 835 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,291 It was pretty horrible. 836 00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:55,708 [John #2 groans] 837 00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,333 - Well, John. - Yeah. 838 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,083 They're young. 839 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:01,500 Probably easier to fight off, right? 840 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,000 No, on the boss. 841 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,083 We didn't chop up any kids. 842 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:08,375 - Oh. - [Jane #2] What's he saying? 843 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:10,458 They killed the Captain. 844 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:12,208 With a machete. 845 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:14,416 [Jane #2] Shit. 846 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:17,166 But that's not... It's all right for us, right? 847 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,333 [John #2] Yeah. It's, uh, it's all right. 848 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,166 [Jane #2] You know, we should just be doing our own thing 849 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,875 from now on. Just the two of us. 850 00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:26,333 - [John #2] Yeah, uh... - [Jane #2] Hey, listen. 851 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:29,291 Since you guys, um, did most of the work, 852 00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:31,833 y-you really should have all of the earnings. 853 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:34,500 - It's only fair. - Uh, all right. Yes. Uh... 854 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:37,000 - Thanks. - [John #2] Yeah. We'll transfer the money. 855 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,166 - [Jane #2] Wire transfer. - [John #2] Yeah, we'll transfer the money, right. 856 00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:43,458 Okay. You guys look tired. Let's, uh, go rest. 857 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:45,541 Thanks, guys. You're really looking out for us. 858 00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:47,916 [John #2] Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey, John, okay. 859 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:50,708 - Guess what I read. - What? 860 00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:53,125 Eminem opened up a restaurant called Mom's Spaghetti. 861 00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:57,833 [laughs] It's, like, it's a cool evolution, right? 862 00:33:57,833 --> 00:34:04,083 Yeah. It's-it's very cool. 863 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,541 - [John #2] All right. - [Jane #2] Okay. 864 00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:07,291 - [John #2] Okay, guys, okay. - [Jane #2] Bye. 865 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:09,375 [John #2] Much love. See you soon. 866 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,791 - [Jane #2] Bye. - [John #2] Bye-bye. 867 00:34:10,791 --> 00:34:12,166 All right, bye. 868 00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:13,666 [phone chimes] 869 00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:17,833 [cash register sound effect] 870 00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:25,125 ♪ ♪ 871 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,833 ♪ ♪ 872 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,750 ♪ ♪ 873 00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:53,416 [♪ Tchaikovsky: "Swan Theme" from Swan Lake] 874 00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:06,958 [John] What are you doing? 875 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:09,416 [sighs] Trying to cry. 876 00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:11,500 ♪ ♪ 877 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,958 Is it working? 878 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:24,125 No. 879 00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,083 - [music stops] - No. 880 00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:29,291 [sighs] 881 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,291 I called you a robot. 882 00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:38,250 You're not, you're not a robot. 883 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:41,166 I don't, I just want you to know that. 884 00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:44,375 I know you're not a robot 885 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:46,250 'cause you get jealous. 886 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:49,375 [laughs] 'Cause what? 887 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,791 You get jealous. 888 00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,708 [laughs] No, I don't. 889 00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:55,708 No, I don't. 890 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,666 Runi has two hands. 891 00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:02,041 Always has. 892 00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:08,083 [laughs] It was a good lie. 893 00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:10,291 - Whatever. - Such a whatever. 894 00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:12,916 - You fell for it. - You said she... [laughs] 895 00:37:12,916 --> 00:37:14,333 You said th... 896 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:17,166 You said she had one hand. 897 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:18,791 I mean, it was good. 898 00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:21,083 It was a good lie. 899 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:23,000 It was good. 900 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,041 If you had told me 15 minutes later, 901 00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:29,833 I would've been like, "Nah," but it was quick. 902 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,375 - Good job. - And you fell for it. 903 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:32,916 - I fell for it. - And you dated her. 904 00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:34,666 - [laughs] - And you... you questioned it. 905 00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:37,250 I did. You got me. 906 00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:42,791 Earlier you said you loved me. 907 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,041 Right before the machete. 908 00:37:47,958 --> 00:37:50,166 Yeah, you did, too. 909 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:53,583 Yeah, but we were about to die. 910 00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:57,083 So you didn't mean it? 911 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,166 No, I do. 912 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:11,541 You do what? 913 00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:15,041 [laughs] I do love you. 914 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,125 - That's cool. - [both laugh] 915 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,333 - Say "I..." - Ow! 916 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:27,500 [both laugh] 917 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,541 - Say it. - [laughs] 918 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,000 - I like this. I like... - I mean, you don't... 919 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,625 [grunts] 920 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,708 - "I love you." - I love you, Jane. 921 00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:37,458 Do you mean it? 922 00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:40,458 Yeah. 923 00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:42,458 [exhales] 924 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:44,583 So stupid. 925 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:46,666 [both laugh softly] 926 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,375 I really... 927 00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:00,875 I really didn't like those two. 928 00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:03,958 I hate those two people. 929 00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:06,541 - You do? - I hate them. 930 00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:09,541 - So much. - So much. They suck. 931 00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:11,375 - They're not cool. - No! 932 00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,416 - They're not cool at all. - No. 933 00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:16,500 That's what's so cra... It's like a weird spell 934 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,375 - that you... - I don't know what happened. 935 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:21,208 - Why were we so into them? - I... 936 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:23,750 I really don't know. They were so... 937 00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:26,583 - That snee... sneezing thing? - Oh, the sneezing. 938 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:29,125 - We clapped for that. - We clapped. We were so into it. 939 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:30,375 We-we clapped. We were like, 940 00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:31,958 "Why? Is that a... that's your thing?" 941 00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:33,583 It's like, "Oh, we go to parties 942 00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:35,583 - and we sneeze." - In threes. 943 00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,208 And it was like, I... In threes. 944 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,833 - I think that he faked the last one. - Yeah. 945 00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:41,333 The first two, I'm like, "Okay, real." The last one... 946 00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:43,250 - He couldn't get it out, no. - He couldn't get it out. 947 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,500 He was like, "Uh, there's all this..." 948 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,000 - [imitates sneeze] - [both laughing] 949 00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:50,583 - It's his accent. - It is. 950 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:51,958 - You-you want to help him. - I know. 951 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:54,208 You feel, like, you forgive so much. 952 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,625 - He'd be like... [stammering] - Oh, my... 953 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,500 [with accent] "You... All you have to do 954 00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,583 - is breathe." - [laughing] 955 00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:00,666 "And you can get through anything." 956 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,250 - And you, like... - You were like, 957 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:03,875 - you were like, "Uh, what?" - [laughing] No! 958 00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:05,791 No! That was you. 959 00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:08,500 You ga... you did the, you did this head shake. 960 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,250 You were like, "This is too good." 961 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,958 - He said something... - I did the head shake, 962 00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:13,250 which is embarrassing. 963 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:16,000 ...that we've been doing our entire lives. 964 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,833 - He made it feel like magic. - [laughs] 965 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,416 - He made it feel like we had never done it before. - I know. 966 00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:24,625 I was, like, "Breathing, of course. 967 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:26,958 Why didn't I think about that?" 968 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:29,000 [both laugh] 969 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,250 Oh, my God. 970 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,666 [sighs] 971 00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:34,083 [laughs] 972 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,750 - Yo, fuck those guys. - I know. 973 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:38,833 {\an8}♪ ♪ 974 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,875 {\an8}♪ ♪ 975 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:40,916 {\an8}♪ ♪ 976 00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:12,250 {\an8}♪ ♪