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MY BROTHER DRAKE? HE'S ALL

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ABOUT IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION.

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THERE'S BROWNIES IN THERE...

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AND I WANT 'EM!

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"IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION"

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MEANS WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING,

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YOU GOTTA HAVE
IT, LIKE, RIGHT NOW.

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I COULD BE EATING A BROWNIE

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RIGHT NOW... IF IT
WASN'T FOR JOSH.

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SEE, I CAME UP WITH THIS

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AMAZING BROWNIE RECIPE WHEN I

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WAS ONLY 9 YEARS OLD.

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HE CALLS 'EM FUDGIE BOOS.

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I NAMED 'EM FUDGIE BOOS. BUT,

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COME ON, I WAS 9.

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SO TONIGHT HE SPENDS, LIKE,

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AN HOUR AND A HALF MIXIN' HIS

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BROWNIE INGREDIENTS IN A BOWL.

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AND WHILE I WAS MAKIN' 'EM

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TONIGHT, DRAKE'S, LIKE, STANDING

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OVER ME THE WHOLE TIME.

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HE WOULDN'T EVEN
LET ME LICK THE SPOON.

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AND HE KEEPS GOIN', "LET ME

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LICK THE SPOON! LET
ME LICK THE SPOON!"

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I JUST WANTED TO LICK THE SPOON.

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I DON'T WANT HIS
TONGUE ON MY SPOON.

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MAN, WHEN ARE THEY
GONNA BE READY?

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THEY'LL BE READY IN ABOUT 25

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MORE MINUTES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

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OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THEY'LL BE WORTH THE WAIT.

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I AM NOT WAITING!

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YOU SEE, DRAKE'S GONNA

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LEARN SOMETHING TONIGHT.

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HE'S GONNA LEARN THAT SOME

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THINGS ARE JUST
WORTH WAITING FOR.

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OHH. OHH, IT'S LIKE...

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WARM BROWNIE SOUP.

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HE'LL REALIZE THAT
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.

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OH, MY GOD, WHY DIDN'T I DO

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THIS 5 MINUTES AGO?

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THANKS, CHET. I'M HERE LIVE

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AT MYSTIC MOUNTAIN WHERE YOU CAN

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LITERALLY FEEL THE EXCITEMENT,

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BECAUSE EVERYONE HERE IS BUZZING

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ABOUT THIS NEW, BIG, BAD ROLLER

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COASTER CALLED THE DEMONATOR.

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OH, MY GOD!

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DRAKE, CHECK IT OUT! SHH!

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YOU KNOW HOW MINDY AND I
ALWAYS WRITE LITTLE NOTES TO

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EACH OTHER IN CLASS?

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DON'T CARE.

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SHE SAVED EVERY NOTE THAT I

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EVER WROTE HER AND PUT THEM

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IN THIS SCRAPBOOK FOR ME. SEE?

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YEAH, YEAH, NERDS IN LOVE.

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NOW SHUSH.

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YOU KNOW, THIS IS, LIKE,

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THE NICEST PRESENT ANYONE'S

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EVER GIVEN ME. THE LEAST YOU

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COULD DO IS ACT LIKE YOU CARE.

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DUDE, THIS IS A NEWS REPORT

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ABOUT THE DEMONATOR.

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THE DEMONATOR?! WHAT'D THEY

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SAY?! WHAT'D THEY SAY?!

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THAT IT'S THE FASTEST, THE

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SCARIEST, MOST INTENSE, MOST

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DANGEROUS ROLLER
COASTER IN THE WORLD.

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WHOA!

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AND WE ARE GONNA RIDE IT

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TOMORROW, THE
FIRST DAY IT OPENS.

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HEY, YOU WANNA PRACTICE?

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OK. I'll SET THE MOOD.

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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]

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CHHHHHH!

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READY? GOIN' UP!

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WELCOME, LADIES AND

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GENTLEMEN, TO MYSTIC MOUNTAIN.

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WHILE RIDING THE DEMONATOR,

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PLEASE REMEMBER TO KEEP ALL

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HANDS AND FEET...
IT'S GOIN' DOWN!

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AAH!

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[DRAKE AND JOSH SCREAMING]

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LOOK OUT! CORKSCREW!

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WHAT IS THIS? SOME NEW KIND

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OF BOOB DANCE?

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CHHHHHHOOHH! YOU'RE JUST

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JEALOUS, LITTLE GIRL.

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CHHHH. YEAH, BECAUSE WE ARE

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GONNA RIDE THE DEMONATOR...

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THE FIRST DAY IT OPENS.

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OH, YEAH, AND, UM...

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[CHUCKLES] YOU'RE NOT.

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UH, IF TOMORROW'S THE FIRST

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DAY IT OPENS, THEN WHY ARE THOSE

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PEOPLE IN LINE
GETTING ON RIGHT NOW?

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HUH?!

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MYSTIC MOUNTAIN OFFICIALS

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HAVE JUST ANNOUNCED THEY'LL BE

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OPENING THE DEMONATOR TONIGHT, A

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SPECIAL SNEAK PREVIEW FOR A FEW

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VERY LUCKY ROLLER COASTER FANS.

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YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA RIDE

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IT THE FIRST DAY IT OPENED.

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WELL, WHO KNEW
THEY'D OPEN IT TONIGHT?

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AWW, IT'S OK. YOU GUYS CAN

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RIDE IT TOMORROW, THE
SECOND DAY IT'S OPEN.

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DON'T WORRY. WE'RE GONNA RIDE

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THE DEMONATOR TONIGHT.

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COUNT ON IT.

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AWESOME. HEY, ONE MORE QUICK

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PRACTICE RUN?

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YEAH.

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[MUSIC PLAYS]

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CHHHHH!

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OK, READY? TCHH, TCHH, TCHH,

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TCHH, TCHH, TCHH. AND NO HANDS!

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WHOA-HO-HO! AND... NO FEET!

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Both: AAH! OOF!

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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT

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THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY,

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I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU
OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

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IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,

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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE

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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
OVER YOUR SHOULDER,

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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

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I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.

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WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND,

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OOH-OOH-OOH, OOOOOOOH ♪

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[PAPA NICHOLS SNORING]

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CAN WE PLEASE HURRY?

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I DO NOT WANT TO BE LATE.

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ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD GO OUT

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TONIGHT? WHAT IF
PAPA NICHOLS NEEDS US?

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WHAT'S HE GONNA NEED US FOR?

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WELL, THE MAN HAD SURGERY

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TODAY, AND HE'S 81 YEARS OLD.

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LOOK, HE'S MY GRANDFATHER.

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LET ME WORRY ABOUT IT, OK?

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OK, BUT WHAT IF HE WAKES UP...

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I AM NOT MISSING THE NEWSIE

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AWARDS! I COULD WIN THIS YEAR.

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OH, WALTER, YOU'VE BEEN

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NOMINATED FOR BEST WEATHERMAN 5

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YEARS IN A ROW, AND THEY ALWAYS

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GIVE IT TO BRUCE WINCHILL.

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DO NOT MENTION BRUCE

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WINCHILL'S NAME IN THIS HOUSE.

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HEY, PARENTS. BYE, PARENTS.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHERE DO

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YOU BOYS THINK YOU'RE GOING?

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UH, TO MAKE HISTORY?

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WE ARE GOING TO
RIDE THE DEMONATOR.

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NO. YOU PROMISED THAT YOU'D

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STAY HERE AND
WATCH PAPA NICHOLS.

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FINE. HERE, COME ON.

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HE CAN COME WITH US.

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COME ON, JOSH. GRAB HIS FEET.

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WHY DO I ALWAYS
HAVE TO GRAB THE FEET?

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GUYS, YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR

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GREAT-GRANDFATHER
TO RIDE THE DEMONATOR.

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SURE WE CAN.

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YEAH, YOU ONLY
HAVE TO BE THIS TALL.

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THE MAN JUST HAD SURGERY, AND

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HE'S HEAVILY MEDICATED.

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OH, COME ON, HE
FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR II.

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THE DEMONATOR IS NOTHING FOR

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A MAN WHO'S SEEN COMBAT.

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OK, LISTEN TO MY WORDS. YOU

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BOYS ARE GOING TO STAY HERE AND

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TAKE CARE OF PAPA NICHOLS.

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ARE WE CLEAR?

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YES.

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FINE.

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HEY, WALTER. TAKE THESE TO

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THE NEWSIE AWARDS
FOR ME, WOULD YA?

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OH, HOW SWEET. SHE GOT

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YOU FLOWERS FOR YOUR BIG NIGHT.

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NO. THEY'RE FOR BRUCE WINCHILL.

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WINCHILL? HOW COULD YOU BUY

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FLOWERS FOR MY COMPETITION?

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HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HAIR?

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SUCH GREAT HAIR.

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IT'S LIKE COTTON
CANDY, BUT BROWN.

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STOP THINKING ABOUT IT! WELL,

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COME ON. LET'S JUST GO SO I CAN

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LOSE ALREADY.

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ALL RIGHT.

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AND WHEN DID SHE START

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CALLING ME WALTER?

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I DON'T KNOW. BOYS, THE

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AWARDS'LL BE OVER AROUND 10:30,

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SO WE SHOULD BE HOME BY 11:00.

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DO NOT LEAVE THIS HOUSE.

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WE WON'T. WE'RE
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

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ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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WE'RE GONNA RIDE THE

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DEMONATOR TONIGHT, AREN'T WE?

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OH, YEAH.

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BUT WHAT ABOUT PAPA NICHOLS?

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I GOT A PLAN.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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OH, GOOD, THEY'RE HERE.

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HEY, DRAKE. THANKS FOR

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INVITING US TO THE PARTY.

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WE BROUGHT YOU A BUNDT CAKE.

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UH, THANKS.

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UM, WHERE'S THE PARTY?

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ARE WE EARLY? YOU KNOW I

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DON'T LIKE BEING THE
FIRST ONES AT A PARTY.

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DON'T START WITH ME!

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GUYS, GUYS, YOU'RE NOT EARLY.

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YEAH. YOU SEE THIS OLD GUY?

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YES? I SEE HIM.

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THIS IS OUR

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GREAT-GRANDFATHER, PAPA NICHOLS.

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YEAH, AND HE LOVES TO PARTY.

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SO, YOU GUYS HANG OUT WITH HIM

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'CAUSE JOSH AND I
GOT THINGS TO DO.

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[CHUCKLES] YOU TAKE CARE.

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WAIT A MINUTE! YEAH?

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YOU DUPED US!

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YEAH.

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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

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COME ON, CRAIG. WE ARE OUTTIE.

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OK. I GUESS YOU GUYS DON'T

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WANNA WATCH THESE DIGITALLY

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REMASTERED EPISODES
OF SPACE TREK.

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IN WIDE-SCREEN DVD FORMAT.

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OH, MY GOD. THE
ENTIRE FIRST SEASON!

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WITH BONUS FOOTAGE!

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AND THE ALTERNATE ENDING TO

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EPISODE 21, WHERE SPOTNIK DIES!

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ALL RIGHT, WE'LL STAY.

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HAVE FUN. SEE YOU.

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OH, WAIT. WHEN'S HE
SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP?

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

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YEAH, HE JUST HAD SURGERY.

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HE'S ON TONS OF MEDICATION.

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HE'LL TOTALLY SLEEP THROUGH

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THE NIGHT. YOU READY?

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READY TO DEMONATE!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. PAPA

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NICHOLS JUST HAD SURGERY AND NOW

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HIS OWN GREAT-GRANDSONS ARE

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JUST GONNA ABANDON HIM? I'M

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DISGUSTED, AND I JUST MIGHT

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HAVE TO TELL MOM AND DAD.

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YOU WANNA RIDE THE DEMONATOR

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WITH US TONIGHT, DON'T YOU?

252
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I'll GET MY JACKET.

253
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15. WE'RE ONLY 15 PEOPLE

254
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AWAY FROM RIDIN' THE DEMONATOR.

255
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GET TO

256
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RIDE IT THE FIRST NIGHT IT

257
00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:49,043
OPENS. UH-OH. I JUST
HAD A BAD THOUGHT.

258
00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:49,944
WHAT? THAT YOU MIGHT GROW

259
00:09:49,968 --> 00:09:54,443
OLD, NEVER GET
MARRIED, AND DIE ALONE?

260
00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:56,709
NO. BUT THANK YOU FOR

261
00:09:56,733 --> 00:09:59,609
POINTING OUT THAT POSSIBILITY.

262
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,976
WHAT'S YOUR BAD THOUGHT?

263
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,043
WHAT IF THE DEMONATOR'S NOT

264
00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:03,843
AS GREAT AS WE
THINK IT'S GONNA BE?

265
00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:06,109
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

266
00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:08,343
I'M JUST SAYIN'.
WHAT IF IT'S ALL HYPE?

267
00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:14,209
PLEASE EXIT THE
DEMONATOR TO YOUR LEFT.

268
00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:15,776
OH, MAN, THAT RIDE WAS

269
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,309
INSANE! I FEEL LIKE PART OF ME

270
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:21,909
HAS DIED, BUT ANOTHER PART HAS

271
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JUST BEEN BORN.

272
00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:28,943
I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT I PUKED!

273
00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:30,343
YEAH. IT'S ALL HYPE.

274
00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:31,443
OH, MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE THE

275
00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:33,043
GREATEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES.

276
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:36,109
TRUE THAT! UH-OH.

277
00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:37,133
I GOTTA PEE. NOW?

278
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:38,544
YEAH, WE'RE ALMOST TO THE

279
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FRONT. CAN'T YOU HOLD IT?

280
00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:41,843
MAYBE. BUT SINCE WE'RE ALL

281
00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,109
GONNA BE SITTING IN
THE SAME ROLLER COAST...

282
00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:43,744
Drake and Megan: GO PEE.

283
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:48,009
I'll BE RIGHT BACK.

284
00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,776
IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT BACK IN
TIME, WE'RE STILL GONNA GO ON

285
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,777
THE RIDE, RIGHT?

286
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:51,943
IF HE'S MAULED BY A BEAR,

287
00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:57,043
WE'RE STILL GOIN' ON THE RIDE.

288
00:10:57,067 --> 00:11:01,376
[PAPA NICHOLS GROANING]

289
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,243
DRAKE SAID HE'D
BE ASLEEP ALL NIGHT.

290
00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:07,143
WHERE AM I? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

291
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,243
HE'S DISORIENTED.

292
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:09,177
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

293
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,109
OH, UH, NOTHING, SIR.

294
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,476
I WAS JUST... >> WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE

295
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,509
REST OF MY UNIT?

296
00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:19,443
WHAT DOES HE MEAN, "HIS UNIT?"

297
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,476
I GUESS HE THINKS HE'S BACK

298
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,043
IN WORLD WAR II.

299
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,376
GENERAL PATTON, SIR! IT'S

300
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,876
SERGEANT NICHOLS. I'VE JUST BEEN

301
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,743
CAPTURED BY 2 GERMAN NERDS!

302
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:29,276
OH, NO... NO, SIR...
WE'RE NOT GERMANS.

303
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,643
THAT'S JUST WHAT A
GERMAN WOULD SAY!

304
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,709
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...

305
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:35,309
NO, NO! YOU'LL NOT
CAPTURE ME, EVER!

306
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,776
ERIC!

307
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,777
GET OVER HERE!

308
00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:39,643
AAH!

309
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:44,043
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

310
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:48,167
U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.!

311
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,076
WHY IS IT TAKIN'
JOSH SO LONG TO PEE?

312
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,509
44 OUNCES OF LEMONADE CAN

313
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ONLY TRAVEL SO FAST.

314
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,076
PARDON ME.

315
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,076
HEY! THE KID WITH THE LARGE

316
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,443
HEAD'S TRYIN' TO CUT IN LINE.

317
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:08,043
WHAT? NO, NO. I WAS
ALREADY STANDING...

318
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,209
NO CUTTIN'!

319
00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,309
[ALL SHOUTING]

320
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,409
HEY, BACK OF THE LINE, PUNK!

321
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,576
HEY, MEGAN, DRAKE!

322
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,643
HEY, JOSH, COME UP HERE!

323
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:21,409
I'M TRYING!

324
00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:23,043
COME ON. PLEASE. SORRY.

325
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:25,676
EXCUSE ME. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

326
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,043
DRAKE, COME ON, PLEASE!

327
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:29,209
[ALL COMPLAINING]

328
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:30,110
HERE, JOSH!

329
00:12:30,134 --> 00:12:31,443
HEY, THANKS, MAN.

330
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:32,410
JUST LET US THROUGH. COME ON!

331
00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:33,809
NO, IT'S OK. HE'S WITH ME.

332
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,643
NOW THEY'RE ALL
TRYIN' TO CUT IN LINE!

333
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,043
WHAT?

334
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:40,509
SECURITY! CUTTERS!

335
00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,209
WE GOT CUTTERS AT THE
DEMONATOR. SEND BACKUP.

336
00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:43,343
[WALKIE-TALKIE STATIC]

337
00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:45,043
OK, KIDS, BACK OF THE LINE.

338
00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,044
BACK OF THE LINE?!

339
00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:47,276
WE DID NOT CUT!

340
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:52,743
THEY DID, TOO! I SEEN 'EM!

341
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:56,109
[ALL CHEERING]

342
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,576
PAPA NICHOLS?

343
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,543
PAPA NICHOLS.

344
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:04,376
PAPA NICHOLS?

345
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:08,043
WORLD WAR II IS OVER...

346
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,876
AND WE'RE NOT GERMANS.

347
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,943
WE'RE HONOR STUDENTS.

348
00:13:12,967 --> 00:13:15,176
WHY IS HE HIDING FROM US?

349
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,476
I GUESS HE'S CONFUSED ON

350
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,643
ACCOUNT OFF ALL THAT MEDICATION

351
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,309
THEY GAVE HIM AFTER HIS SURGERY.

352
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,443
WELL, WHERE COULD HE BE?

353
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:26,776
AAH! [GROANS]

354
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:34,800
U.S.A., U.S.A.,
U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.!

355
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,609
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT US

356
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:39,043
SENT TO THE BACK OF THE LINE.

357
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:42,609
YOU JUST HADTO PEE.

358
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,409
SORRY. YEAH, NEXT TIME I'll.

359
00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:45,743
JUST LET MY BLADDER EXPLODE.

360
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:49,476
THANK YOU.

361
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,343
GUYS, IT'S NOT SO BAD. WE'LL

362
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:52,177
STILL BE ABLE TO RIDE THE

363
00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:54,543
DEMONATOR AND BE HOME
BEFORE MOM AND DAD.

364
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,609
OH, REALLY? "WAIT TIME FROM

365
00:13:57,633 --> 00:14:00,076
THIS POINT, 2 HOURS."

366
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:04,943
2 HOURS?!

367
00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:09,100
HEY, NO CUTTIN'! SHE SAID IT.

368
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:15,367
[RIDERS SCREAMING]

369
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:25,309
THIS CLOSE. WE WERE THIS

370
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,843
CLOSE TO RIDIN' THE DEMONATOR.

371
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,476
AND NOW WE GET TO WAIT 2 HOURS.

372
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,376
LOOK, I SAID I WAS SORRY.

373
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,177
WHAT, DO YOU GUYS JUST ENJOY

374
00:14:32,201 --> 00:14:33,443
MAKING ME FEEL ALL BAD?

375
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:34,210
Drake and Megan: YEP. YES.

376
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:39,809
ALL RIGHT, THEN.

377
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:43,243
I'M A PIRATE! ARR!

378
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,176
[CHUCKLES] YEAH, YOU'RE A

379
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,676
CUTE LITTLE PIRATE. ARR! RIGHT

380
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,043
BACK AT YA. BUT LET'S NOT POKE

381
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,143
OTHER PEOPLE WITH YOUR SWORD,

382
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:52,809
ALL RIGHT? OK. LOOK, GUYS, I...

383
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:58,376
ARR! WALK THE PLANK, MATEY! ARR!

384
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,276
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU HIS MOTHER?

385
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,144
YEAH?

386
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,643
COULD YOU PLEASE SAY SOMETHING?

387
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,476
SURE. QUIT BUGGIN' MY KID!

388
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,776
HE'S TRYIN' TO PLAY PIRATE!

389
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,143
ARR!

390
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:09,844
WELL, I SEE WHERE THE BOY

391
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,443
GETS HIS CHARM.

392
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,144
LOOK, SMART MOUTH...

393
00:15:12,168 --> 00:15:14,809
YOU WANNA TUSSLE?!

394
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,109
JOSH, WILL YOU COOL IT BEFORE

395
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,044
YOU START A FIGHT AND GET US

396
00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:18,509
SENT TO THE BACK
OF THE LINE AGAIN?

397
00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:19,510
OH, YEAH. I'D HATE TO BE SENT

398
00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:24,943
ALL THE WAY BACK... THERE.

399
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:28,343
OH, MAN, IT'S GETTING LATE.

400
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:29,443
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SKIP THE

401
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,043
RIDE AND GO HOME.

402
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,843
OH. YOU GET US KICKED TO THE

403
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:33,876
BACK OF THE LINE AND NOW YOU

404
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,043
JUST WANNA GO HOME?

405
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,309
LOOK, IF WE DON'T BEAT MOM

406
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,609
AND DAD HOME, THEY'LL FIND OUT

407
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:39,843
WE LEFT PAPA NICHOLS,
AND THEY'LL KILL US.

408
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:40,876
WELL, WE'RE GONNA BEAT 'EM

409
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,709
HOME AND QUIT WORRYING ABOUT

410
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,043
PAPA NICHOLS. CRAIG AND ERIC

411
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,533
ARE ALL OVER IT.

412
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:55,310
CRAIG, I FOUND HIM!

413
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:56,543
HE'S UPSTAIRS!

414
00:15:56,567 --> 00:16:02,176
OH. THANK GOODNESS!

415
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:07,043
PAPA NICHOLS? PAPA NICHOLS,

416
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,243
ARE YOU FEELING BETTER?

417
00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:13,243
AAH! HEY! CRAIG, HELP ME!

418
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:15,676
AAH! AAH!

419
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,609
AAH!

420
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:22,067
GENERAL PATTON, I
JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE!

421
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,409
HEY. HEY, LOOK, WE'RE ALMOST

422
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:32,743
TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE AGAIN.

423
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,776
IT'S ABOUT TIME. [GASPS]

424
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,943
LOOK, IT'S MILFORD MOUSE!

425
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:39,143
UM, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD

426
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,176
TO GET EXCITED ABOUT A GUY IN

427
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,443
A BAD MOUSE COSTUME?

428
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,043
MILFORD MOUSE, OVER HERE!

429
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:50,943
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! [LAUGHS]

430
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,709
YO, MOUSE! MOUSE! [RIP]

431
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:56,943
HA-HA!

432
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:58,876
HEY! YOU DO NOT YANK OFF

433
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,243
MILFORD MOUSE'S TAIL!

434
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:01,576
JOSH, STAY OUT OF IT.

435
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,076
HEY, BUDDY! YOU DO
NOT YANK OFF MY TAIL!

436
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,409
YEAH, I KNOW. HE'S THE ONE...

437
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:06,576
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I

438
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,043
YANKED OFF YOUR TAIL, HUH?

439
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,743
YEAH, YA LIKE THAT?

440
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:10,744
COOL IT, BUDDY!

441
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,876
OHH, DON'T YOU PUSH ME!

442
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:17,109
AAH! WHY, MILFORD, WHY?!

443
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,609
BREAK IT UP!

444
00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:20,276
THEY'RE HURTING MILFORD MOUSE!

445
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,043
SECURITY!

446
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:24,143
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

447
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,176
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! GET OFF

448
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:26,877
MILFORD MOUSE!

449
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:28,309
YEAH, GET HIM OFF OF ME!

450
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,776
WHAT?! BUT HE STARTED IT!

451
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,309
THAT MOUSE IS VERY AGGRESSIVE!

452
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,144
LOOK, YOU MESS WITH THE

453
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,809
MOUSE, YOU GO TO
THE BACK OF THE LINE!

454
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,276
Drake and Josh: WHAT?!

455
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,309
YOU WITH THESE GUYS?

456
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,176
NEVER SEEN 'EM
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

457
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,200
COME ON! MEGAN!

458
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:42,709
OHH!

459
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:44,667
[ALL CHEERING]

460
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:52,276
ALL RIGHT, FOR THE LAST TIME,

461
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:55,509
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH COLONEL BRADFORD?

462
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,576
WE DON'T KNOW.

463
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,209
WE'RE NOT GERMANS!

464
00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:00,209
WE'RE FROM LAWNDALE.

465
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,376
UM, ACTUALLY, I'M FROM NORTH

466
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,376
LAWNDALE. SEE, LAST
YEAR, CITY COUNCIL...

467
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,210
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

468
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:06,709
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?!

469
00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:07,710
WHERE'S IT COMING FROM?!

470
00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:11,876
MY SHIRT POCKET?

471
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,743
WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF

472
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:18,609
WEAPON? ARE YOU
TWO FROM THE FUTURE?!

473
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,776
NO. THAT'S JUST MY CELL PHONE.

474
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:26,809
IT'S A TRICK! INCOMING!

475
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,376
OH, NO! HE RUINED MY PICTURE

476
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,676
PHONE! IT HAD ALL OF OUR

477
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,443
VACATION PHOTOS ON IT!

478
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:35,900
FROM NIAGARA FALLS? AW, MAN!

479
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,643
OH, MAN, THIS IS NOT GOOD.

480
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,343
ERIC ALWAYS ANSWERS
HIS CELL PHONE.

481
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,643
DUDE, I'M SURE PAPA NICHOLS

482
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,876
IS STILL SOUND ASLEEP.

483
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,176
NO, THAT'S NOT THE POINT,

484
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,709
ALL RIGHT? WE HAVE TO GO HOME.

485
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:50,477
THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN

486
00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:51,543
RIDE THE DEMONATOR AND BE HOME

487
00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:52,544
BEFORE MOM AND DAD GET THERE.

488
00:18:52,568 --> 00:18:53,643
YES, WE CAN.

489
00:18:53,667 --> 00:19:00,943
PLEASE, EXIT THE
DEMONATOR TO YOUR LEFT.

490
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,276
HELLO.

491
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,676
YOU RODE THE DEMONATOR?

492
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,043
SHE RODE THE DEMONATOR.

493
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,509
OH, I RODE THE DEMONATOR.

494
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,044
AND?

495
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,076
HOW WAS IT?

496
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:09,944
IT WAS LIKE TAKING A

497
00:19:09,968 --> 00:19:11,543
PIGGYBACK RIDE FROM A WILD TIGER

498
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,843
THROUGH THE EYE OF A TORNADO.

499
00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:15,844
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE STAYIN'.

500
00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:16,909
[CHUCKLES] THAT'S MY BOY.

501
00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:18,143
HEY, GIVE ME THE CAR KEYS. I

502
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:26,167
GOTTA GO LIE DOWN. [MOANS]

503
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:27,743
DO YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN

504
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,809
RIDE THE DEMONATOR AND BE HOME

505
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,176
BEFORE MOM AND DAD GET BACK?

506
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,043
OK, LET'S THINK THIS THROUGH,

507
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:34,209
ALL RIGHT? IT'S BEEN 17 MINUTES

508
00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:35,177
SINCE WE WERE AT THE SIGN THAT

509
00:19:35,201 --> 00:19:36,576
SAID "2 HOURS FROM THIS POINT."

510
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,643
YOU FIGURE AN HOUR AND 43

511
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,043
MINUTES FOR THE LINE, 6 MINUTES

512
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,044
TO RIDE THE DEMONATOR, 13

513
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:41,143
MINUTES TO FIND THE CAR, AND 22

514
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:42,576
MINUTES TO DRIVE HOME. THAT PUTS

515
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,909
US AT THE FRONT DOOR AT EXACTLY

516
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,776
10:58, WHICH IS 2 MINUTES BEFORE

517
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,076
MOM AND DAD SAID THEY'D BE HOME.

518
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,809
ALL RIGHT, LIKE, IF YOU COULD

519
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,443
FIGURE ALL THAT OUT... WHY ARE

520
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,809
YOU FAILING MATH?

521
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:57,067
BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT.

522
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,076
ALMOST. UNH!

523
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,943
WE'RE FREE!

524
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:06,476
Both: YEAH!

525
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,543
All: AAH!

526
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:11,876
Both: WE'RE SORRY. WE'RE SORRY.

527
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,867
WE'RE SORRY. WE'RE SORRY...

528
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:16,410
Voice over P.A.:
PLEASE EXIT THE.

529
00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:18,333
DEMONATOR TO YOUR LEFT.

530
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:30,609
OH... >> MY... Both: GOD.

531
00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:33,743
WE RODE THE DEMONATOR.

532
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,976
THE GREATEST ROLLERCOASTER IN

533
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,209
THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

534
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,509
IT'S BETTER THAN LOVE.

535
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:44,376
IT'S BETTER THAN GIRLS.

536
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,576
OK, DON'T GET CRAZY.

537
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,976
MAN, MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA BE

538
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,443
HOME IN 20 MINUTES.

539
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,200
OK, LET'S GO.

540
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,876
HEY, WHAT'S UP?

541
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,243
HI.

542
00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:00,867
WOULD YOU COME ON! LET'S GO!

543
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:08,109
OH, WE MADE IT.

544
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,633
OH... AND 3 MINUTES
BEFORE 11:00.

545
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,109
WHY ARE CRAIG AND ERIC TIED UP?

546
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:19,044
BECAUSE YOUR GREAT

547
00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:21,909
GRANDFATHER WENT
BERSERK. THAT'S WHY.

548
00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:23,609
HE'S AN ANIMAL.

549
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,276
AND I'll TELL YOU SOMETHING.

550
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,643
ELSE... YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA BUY ME

551
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:30,043
A NEW CELL PHONE.

552
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:31,143
HEY, MOM AND DAD JUST DROVE

553
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,343
UP THE DRIVEWAY!

554
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,209
OH, WE'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

555
00:21:34,233 --> 00:21:37,309
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

556
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,909
OK... >> DUDE, YOUR
DEMONATOR SHIRT!

557
00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,309
AAH!

558
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,043
GO, GO, GO, GO!

559
00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:46,243
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A CHOICE.

560
00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:47,643
GO, GO! COME ON, COME ON, COME

561
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:49,643
ON! ALL RIGHT, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

562
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,776
YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU ALL RIGHT?

563
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,609
YEAH, YOU'RE ALL
RIGHT. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

564
00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:57,343
WE'RE HOME.

565
00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:59,343
HEY, GUYS.

566
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,809
HOW'D IT GO?

567
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:05,543
AND YOU'RE WEARING
MY DRAPES... WHY?

568
00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:06,576
[CHUCKLES] YOU KNOW... IT'S

569
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,143
GETTING A LITTLE
CHILLY... >> YEAH.

570
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,076
AND SO TO GET WARM
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS...

571
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,043
DAD, DID YOU WIN THE
WEATHERMAN AWARD?

572
00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:15,843
NO. BRUCE WINCHILL WON!

573
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,943
[GASPS] YAY!

574
00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:25,967
AWW. GOOD NIGHT, MOM.
GOOD NIGHT, WALTER.

575
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:28,443
WHEN DID SHE START CALLING ME...

576
00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:30,543
I DON'T KNOW!

577
00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:31,609
SO HOW DID EVERYTHING GO TONIGHT

578
00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:33,043
WITH PAPA NICHOLS?

579
00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:34,827
OH, PERFECT. GREAT.
YEAH, HE JUST SLEPT

580
00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:36,043
ALL NIGHT LONG.

581
00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,044
AS WE WATCHED HIM.

582
00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:38,509
YEP.

583
00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,309
WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD WAKE

584
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,443
HIM UP AND TAKE HIM
TO THE GUEST ROOM.

585
00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:44,143
[PAPA NICHOLS SNORING]

586
00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:48,343
PAPA NICHOLS. PAPA NICHOLS.

587
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,943
WAKE UP. IT'S TIME TO...

588
00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:56,909
AAH! AH... NICE TRY, GERMAN!

589
00:22:56,933 --> 00:23:00,809
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

590
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:03,767
USA! USA!

591
00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:12,476
ERIC! ERIC?

592
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:20,500
ERIC... [TAPPING ON CLOSET DOOR]

593
00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,233
ERIC?

594
00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:31,409
AAH! AAH! TELL THE MARINES

595
00:23:31,433 --> 00:23:34,409
THE BEACH IS SECURE! AAH!

596
00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,143
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597
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