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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE KNOWS

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THAT JOSH CAN BE ANNOYING.

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IT'S NO SECRET THAT DRAKE CAN

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CAUSE ME EXTREME AGGRAVATION.

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BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO

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CONSTANTLY DRIVES ME INSANE?

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BUT YOU KNOW WHO REALLY GETS

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MY BLOOD PRESSURE UP
INTO THE DANGER ZONE?

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SHE'S 11.

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SHE'S A GIRL.

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SHE'S EVIL.

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SHE'S A DEMON!

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SHE'S MY LITTLE SISTER.

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Both: MEGAN.

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LAST MONTH, SHE PUT KITTY

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LITTER IN MY SNEAKERS.

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DID YOU KNOW SHE SIGNED ME UP

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FOR THE MEXICAN ARMY?

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AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE TIME

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SHE DYED ALL MY UNDERWEAR PINK.

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SHE GAVE MY CELL PHONE NUMBER

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TO 3 HOBOS.

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I DO NOT LOOK
GOOD IN PINK PANTIES.

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NOW, EVERY OTHER TIME MY

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PHONE RINGS, IT'S A HOBO.

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ONE DAY... OH OH! ONE DAY, BABY!

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ONE DAY SHE'S GONNA
PUSH ME TOO FAR.

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REVENGE. REVENGE!

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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

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HELLO?

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CAN I COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE?

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NO! LEAVE ME ALONE,
HOBO! IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

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3 TIMES THE SQUARE
ROOT... MINUS X.

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MINUS X. [TURNS ON STEREO]

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HEY.

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HEY!

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OH, HEY. WANT SOME SANDWICH?

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NO! I'M TRYING TO DO MY

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HOMEWORK. COULD
YOU TURN THAT OFF?

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OFF? [TURNS STEREO OFF]

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♪ OH, CRANKY JOSH,

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HE'S GETTIN' SO
CRANKY, SO VERY CRANKY,

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OH, NOW HE'S BREAKING THINGS,

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WRITIN' TO THE
PENCIL REPAIR MAN... ♪

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DUDE! WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE

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IMPROVISATIONAL BLUES TUNE?

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SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING
THIS HOMEWORK, TOO?

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MY HOMEWORK'S
ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF.

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[PLAYS BLUES RIFF]

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"PLEASE EXCUSE DRAKE FROM

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DOING HIS HOMEWORK. HE TWISTED

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HIS LIVER AND IS UNABLE TO READ,

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WRITE, OR BATHE. YOURS
TRULY, THE DOCTOR."

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WROTE IT MYSELF.

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SHOULDN'T THE
DOCTOR HAVE A NAME?

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AH, YES. HERE, GIVE ME THAT.

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UH, LET'S SEE...
BOB, THE DOCTOR.

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YEAH?

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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
NOW IT'S PERFECT.

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COOL.

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[PLAYS GUITAR]

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HEY, DRAKE, HAVE
YOU SEEN MY LAPTOP?

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YEAH, I THINK MEGAN'S USING

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IT IN THE BACKYARD.

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WHAT? HOW MANY TIMES DO I

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HAVE TO TELL HER NOT TO TOUCH MY

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ITEMS? I AM GONNA FIX HER WAGON!

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SHE DOESN'T HAVE A WAGON.

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IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

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♪ WELL, OL' CRANKY JOSH

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IS FIXIN' MEGAN'S WAGON,
BUT NOT LITERALLY ♪

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BUT NOT LITERALLY
♪ [PLAYS CHORD]

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♪ WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT

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THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY,

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I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU
OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

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IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,

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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE

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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
OVER YOUR SHOULDER,

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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

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I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.

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WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND,

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OOH-OOH-OOH, OOOOOOOH ♪

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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STUDYING ASTRONOMY.

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AH, THE STUDY OF
STARS AND PLANETS.

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YES. IT'S EXCITING TO KNOW

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THINGS. NOW GIVE
ME MY LAPTOP BACK.

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NO, I NEED IT!

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FOR WHAT?

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MOM JUST BOUGHT ME THIS
REALLY COOL TELESCOPE THAT YOU

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CAN HOOK UP TO A COMPUTER. HERE,

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CHECK THIS OUT. I JUST TYPE IN

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THE NAME OF ANY PLANET OR

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CONSTELLATION I WANT TO SEE,

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AND THEN THE COMPUTER TELLS THE

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TELESCOPE WHERE TO POINT. LOOK.

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AND YOU CAN SEE THE IMAGE RIGHT

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ON THE SCREEN. HOW COOL IS THAT?

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WHY CAN'T YOU USE YOUR LAPTOP?

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'CAUSE I'M NOT BRINGING MY

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LAPTOP OUTSIDE. IT COULD GET WET

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OR SOMETHING.

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YEAH, SHE'S GOT A POINT.

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SHE'S GOT NO POINT.

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CALM DOWN. SO SHE'S USING

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YOUR LAPTOP.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

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THANK YOU.

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HEY! HEY! WHAT'S THAT UNDER

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YOUR TELESCOPE?

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WHAT?

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IS THAT MY NEW LEATHER JACKET?

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MAYBE.

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MEGAN!

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WELL, I'M NOT PUTTING MY

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BRAND-NEW TELESCOPE
ON THE GRASS.

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SHE'S GOT A POINT.

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SHE'S GOT NO POINT. I WANT MY

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JACKET BACK.

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YEAH, AND I WANT MY LAPTOP.

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OK, FINE. JUST ONE SEC.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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AAH!

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[DOG BARKS]

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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WELL, I WAS JUST OUT HERE

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TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT SPACE,

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AND DRAKE AND JOSH
PUSHED ME DOWN.

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WHAT?

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WE DIDN'T PUSH HER DOWN.

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OH, RIGHT. I JUST DECIDED

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TO LIE DOWN IN THE
GRASS AND SCREAM.

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YES! THAT'S EXACTLY...

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BOYS! STOP TAUNTING YOUR

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LITTLE SISTER AND GO UPSTAIRS.

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DAD, WE DIDN'T... GO UPSTAIRS!

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CAN YOU BELIEVE HER? SHE

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AGGRAVATES ME IN SO MANY
WAYS. HO HO, I AM WHIPPED UP, MAN!

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WE HAVE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT HER.

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ABOUT HER. LIKE WHAT?

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OK, I'VE GOT IT.

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WE FREEZE HER. THEN WE THAW HER

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OUT LIKE 300 YEARS IN THE

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FUTURE. OH, MAN, SHE WILL BE

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SO FREAKED OUT.

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OK, LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN.

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FREEZE HER.

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YOU DIDN'T REALLY
WRITE THAT DOWN.

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NO!

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WELL, FINE. YOU GOT
SOMETHING BETTER?

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YEAH. OK, MEGAN'S REALLY INTO

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HER TELESCOPE, RIGHT?

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YEAH.

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WHAT IF SHE SAW SOMETHING

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IN HER TELESCOPE THAT TOTALLY

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FREAKED HER OUT?

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OH, DAD'S BUTT?

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FREAKIER.

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WOW. YEAH.

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YEAH. HEY, SWEETIE.

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LISTEN, TAKE A BREAK AND GO HELP

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YOUR DAD WITH THE DISHES.

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BUT WHAT IF HE TALKS TO ME?

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HEY, I PUT UP WITH
IT. YOU CAN, TOO.

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WHAA!

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ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THE DVD.

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HERE.

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[GROANS]

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YOU PUT MY COPY OF ALIEN

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ATTACK 2DOWN YOUR PANTS?

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SO?

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IT'S SO WARM.

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JUST HURRY.

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NOW, WHEN THE DVD LOADS, I'll.

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TAKE A STILL FRAME OF THE SPACE

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SHUTTLE USING PHOTODOC. THEN

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WITH THE CROPPING TOOL... PLEASE

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DON'T BREATH IN MY EAR. SORRY.

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YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE HATE

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DOING THE DISHES, BUT I THINK

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IT'S KIND OF FUN. DON'T YOU

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THINK IT'S KIND OF FUN?
YES. THIS IS KIND OF FUN.

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SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART,

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THE SCRUBBING, THE
DRYING, OR THE STACKING?

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WELL, THEY'RE ALL JUST SO

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MUCH FUN, IT'S HARD TO PICK.

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I KNOW. HEY, AREN'T WE HAVING

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TOO MUCH FUN TOGETHER?

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[FORCED LAUGH] OH, WALTER.

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YOU SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK?

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YEAH, SEE? I JUST CUT AROUND

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THE IMAGE OF THE SPACESHIP FROM

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THE MOVIE, THEN I DRAG THE

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PICTURE OF THE SPACESHIP INTO

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THE WINDOW OF MEGAN'S TELESCOPE

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IMAGE, AND BAM, WE GOT ALIENS.

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Walter: WAIT! YOU
WANNA HELP ME VACUUM?

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Megan: NO, THANKS, WALTER.

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MEGAN'S COMING. COME ON,

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HIDE! HURRY! COME ON!
COME ON! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

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OH, HERE! COME ON, THE CANS.

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GOOD IDEA.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERE'S A

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CAN RIGHT THERE.

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I DON'T WANT TO
GET IN THERE ALONE.

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ALONE. OH, JUST GET IN THE CANS.

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OH, JUST GET IN THE CANS. OW!

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OK, NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON UP IN THE SKY.

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OK, LET'S SEE WHAT...
NO WAY! A SPACESHIP?

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IT IS A SPACESHIP.

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MOM! DAD! I SEE A SPACESHIP!

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I SEE A SPACESHIP! MOM! DAD!

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IT'S A SPACESHIP!

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DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHE

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TOTALLY BOUGHT IT.

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I SEE A SPACESHIP!

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I SEE A SPACESHIP.

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OH, MAN, WE FINALLY GOT MEGAN.

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DAD, I SWEAR.

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I SAW AN ALIEN SHIP.

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YEAH, SURE YOU DID.

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OH. DAD'S COMING.

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BACK INSIDE.

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SPACESHIP.

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I BOUGHT HER A TELESCOPE,
SHE SEES SPACESHIPS.

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SHE SEES SPACESHIPS. SPACESHIPS.

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[STATIC WHINING]

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SO WHAT YOU DOING THERE?

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WELL, IF I TELL YOU

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SOMETHING, YOU PROMISE
TO KEEP IT A SECRET?

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SURE.

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ABSOLUTELY.

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OK, LAST NIGHT I
SAW... I SAW A U.F.O.

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NO WAY.

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REALLY?

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I SWEAR.

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IT WAS AN ALIEN SPACESHIP.

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NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

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WELL, THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

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ASTONISHING.

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SO WHAT'S UP WITH
THE CRAZY RADIO?

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I'M TRYING TO SEE IF I
CAN PICK UP ANY ALIEN

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TRANSMISSIONS. IF THEY'RE CLOSE

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ENOUGH THAT I CAN SEE 'EM, I

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SHOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR 'EM,
TOO. OK. YOU BE CAREFUL NOW.

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OH, MAN, THIS IS AWESOME.

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PRICELESS. SHE TOTALLY

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BELIEVES SHE SAW
REAL SPACESHIPS.

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OH, YEAH. THIS SO
BEATS ANY PRANK SHE

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EVER PULLED ON US. MAN, JUST

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LOOK AT HER SITTING THERE TRYING

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TO PICK UP ALIEN TRANSMISSIONS.

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HEY, WHAT DO YOU
SAY WE HELP HER OUT?

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HELP HER OUT HOW?

255
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CRAIG AND ERIC ARE IN THE HAM

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RADIO CLUB AT SCHOOL.
AREN'T THEY JEWISH?

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HAM RADIOS. WE CAN BORROW A

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TRANSMITTER AND HAVE SOME FUN.

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OH, WE COULD. AND WE SHOULD.

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COME ON.

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OK. HEY, WHY WOULD THEY NAME

262
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A RADIO AFTER HAM?

263
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,758
I DON'T KNOW.

264
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:10,782
I LIKE HAM. WHO DOESN'T?

265
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COME ON, ALIENS. WHERE ARE YOU?

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HEY. SHE OUT THERE?

267
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:26,869
YEP. SHE KEEPS LOOKING UP

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AT THE SKY, WONDERING
WHERE THE ALIENS ARE.

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PERFECT. ALL RIGHT, COME

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HERE. NOW, THIS
IS THE HAM RADIO.

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HAM RADIO.

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NOW, WE JUST TALK INTO THIS

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MIKE AND SOUND LIKE ALIENS.

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OH, COOL. GIVE ME IT.

275
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BONJOUR. SI'L VOUS
PLAIT. OUI, OUI, MERCI.

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OUI, OUI, MERCI.

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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE

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WE'RE FROM OUTER
SPACE, NOT PARIS!

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YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WAY
TO CORRECT PEOPLE NICELY.

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ZIFF. ZIFF.

281
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,131
COME ON. DO IT WITH ME.

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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OH, MY GOD.

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GUIG.

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HE SAID "GUIG."

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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WOW. WOW. OH, WOW.

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ALIENS! I HEARD ALIENS!

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ALIENS! ALIENS!

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ALIENS! I JUST HEARD ALIENS!

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I HEARD ALIENS! ALIENS ON MY

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RADIO! I HEARD
ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS!

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00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,011
HOW'S IT COMING?

294
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DON'T PRESSURE ME.

295
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:12,670
I'll GET PIMPLES.

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HI.

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00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,412
HEY. WHAT TIME DOES MEGAN GET

298
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,630
HOME FROM OBOE PRACTICE?

299
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,023
A FEW MINUTES. WHY?

300
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,242
'CAUSE I HAD CRAIG HOOK UP

301
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,460
ALL THE ELECTRICAL STUFF IN THE

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KITCHEN TO A REMOTE CONTROL.

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00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,923
FOR WHAT? WELL, YOU SEE, SHE WAS

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WATCHING A SHOW LAST NIGHT ABOUT

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00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,597
ALIENS THAT SAID IF THEY EVER

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GOT CLOSE TO EARTH, THEIR

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SPACECRAFTS WOULD MESS UP ALL

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KINDS OF ELECTRICAL FIELDS.

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00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,298
OK. I'M DONE.

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HERE'S THE REMOTE.

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AWESOME.

312
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,564
WELL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE

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GETTING ON HOME, HUH?

314
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,221
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I FEEL

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YOU JUST USE ME.

316
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,705
OH, COME ON, CRAIG,
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

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00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,926
I'M ERIC.

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[DOOR SHUTS]

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MEGAN JUST GOT DROPPED OFF.

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AWESOME.

321
00:15:56,085 --> 00:16:00,544
WELL, YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT.

322
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:04,983
OK, WHEN MEGAN COMES
IN, FOLLOW MY LEAD.

323
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,245
HELLO!

324
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,725
I DON'T KNOW, JOSH. MAYBE WE

325
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,335
SHOULD CALL AN ELECTRICIAN.

326
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:12,338
CALL AN ELECTRICIAN FOR WHAT?

327
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:15,951
OH. WELL, IT'S WEIRD,
BUT ALL DAY LONG...

328
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:20,694
DAY LONG... >> WHOA!
WHAT IS UP WITH THE

329
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,000
BLENDER?

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00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,872
I DON'T KNOW. OH. THERE GOES

331
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THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

332
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,574
WELL, THAT IS DOWNRIGHT ODD.

333
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,750
YEAH. WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE

334
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,404
ELECTRICAL PROBLEMS?

335
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,579
IT'S THE ALIENS.

336
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:36,667
WHAT?

337
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,799
NO.

338
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,453
YES. THEIR SPACECRAFTS MAKE

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00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,412
ELECTRICAL STUFF ACT ALL CRAZY.

340
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:46,155
MEGS, THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS ALIENS.

341
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,721
THERE ARE, TOO. I SAW THEM.

342
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,506
AND I HEARD THEM. AND NOW

343
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,464
THEY'RE COMING. THE ALIENS ARE

344
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:59,488
COMING! ALIENS! ALIENS!

345
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,564
DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO PLAY

346
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,305
CARDS TONIGHT? I DON'T WANNA

347
00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:06,914
STAY HOME BY MYSELF.

348
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,525
WHAT ABOUT DRAKE AND JOSH?

349
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,309
SORRY.

350
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,527
YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO A CONCERT.

351
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,398
MOM.

352
00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:13,399
OH, BABY, YOU'LL BE FINE.

353
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,531
YOU STAYED BY YOURSELF LOTS OF

354
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,749
TIMES BEFORE.

355
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:16,794
YEAH, AND YOU BABY-SIT THAT

356
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,578
LITTLE BOY ACROSS THE STREET.

357
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:19,797
YES. HE'S NOT AN ALIEN WHO'S

358
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:22,539
GOING TO EAT MY FACE.

359
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,759
MEGAN, THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS ALIENS.

360
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,239
AND IF THERE WERE, THEY

361
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,284
WOULDN'T JUST EAT YOUR FACE.

362
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:31,504
THEY'D EAT ALL OF YOU.

363
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:35,291
WELL, WHY WOULD
THEY STOP AT THE FACE?

364
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,945
CAN WE JUST GO?

365
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,164
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. WE'LL

366
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,601
SEE YOU LATER, OK?
HAVE A GOOD TIME, GUYS.

367
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,560
BE CAREFUL.

368
00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:45,127
ALL RIGHT.

369
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,433
WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO THAT CONCERT.

370
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,000
LATER, MEGS.

371
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:51,742
FINE.

372
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,570
LEAVE ME BY MYSELF. BUT WHEN THE

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00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,614
ALIENS HAVE ME AS AN HORS

374
00:17:54,638 --> 00:18:00,707
D'OEUVRE, YOU'LL
FEEL REALLY BAD.

375
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:04,885
WOW. MEGAN'S REALLY
SCARED AND UPSET.

376
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,671
YEAH, I KNOW.

377
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,542
HIGH FIVE.

378
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:16,984
COME ON. LET'S GO.

379
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:25,008
COME ON. I'M COMING. AHHH!

380
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,258
OK, I'M IN. DENISE, COME ON.

381
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,259
HURRY.

382
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,956
DON'T RUSH ME. I'M COMING.

383
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,305
YOU SURE THIS LADY CAN MAKE

384
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,915
US LOOK LIKE REAL ALIENS, RIGHT?

385
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,526
OH, YEAH, TOTALLY. SHE DID

386
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,701
ALL THE SPECIAL EFFECTS MAKEUP

387
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,398
ON GHOST MONSTERS.

388
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,226
WHERE DID YOU FIND HER?

389
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,009
SHE'S MINDY'S 3rd COUSIN.

390
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:42,794
WELL, SHE BETTER BE GOOD

391
00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,055
FOR WHAT WE'RE PAYING HER.

392
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,796
YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME ENOUGH

393
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,145
TO BE CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF

394
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,451
YOUR HOUSE AND IN THROUGH YOUR

395
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,626
WINDOW. AH, I THINK A SPIDER

396
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,629
CRAWLED IN MY BRA. OH! OH!

397
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,109
OOH!

398
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:59,853
DON'T TOUCH... DON'T
TOUCH MY PERSON!

399
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,028
ARE YOU OK?

400
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,030
YES. IT'S THE CLIMBING MADE

401
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:08,949
ME SWEATY. OH! I
NEED A BUBBLE BATH.

402
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:09,950
LOOK, JUST TURN US INTO

403
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,692
ALIENS AND YOU CAN
TAKE A BATH LATER.

404
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:16,392
OK, PUSHY. LET ME
SEE YOUR FACES.

405
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,177
OH! YOUR SKIN IS FLAWLESS.

406
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,092
LEAVE IT TO MINDY TO FIND

407
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:28,534
HERSELF A FINE
BOYFRIEND LIKE YOU.

408
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:33,496
ACTUALLY, I'M MINDY'S BOYFRIEND.

409
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:37,804
BOYFRIEND. OH.

410
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:45,247
OH. YEAH. YOU NEED WORK.

411
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:49,164
[WHIRRING]

412
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,035
HELLO.

413
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,603
HELLO!

414
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,083
WHO'S OUT THERE?

415
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:56,868
HELLO.

416
00:19:56,892 --> 00:19:58,999
AHH-AHH-GRU-MAN.

417
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:01,263
WHO SAID THAT?

418
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:06,616
[BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

419
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,922
LEAVE ME ALONE.

420
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,750
YOU BETTER NOT EAT MY FACE.

421
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:11,622
AGGGHHH!

422
00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:13,318
STAY AWAY.

423
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,754
[BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

424
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:18,105
AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

425
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:22,458
1... 2... 3.

426
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,982
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

427
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:33,006
DANCE. ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA

428
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:39,866
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA GOTCHA!

429
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,521
WHAT?

430
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,828
DRAKE. JOSH.

431
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:48,832
THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE GIRL.

432
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,399
FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,

433
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,748
WE GOT YOU GOOD.

434
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:52,619
YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE

435
00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:54,011
ON THE OTHER END
OF THE PRANK, HUH?

436
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,534
HA-HA!

437
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:59,364
OK. THAT WAS THE
MEANEST THING EVER.

438
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,713
GOOD. MAYBE IT'LL TEACH YOU A

439
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,106
LITTLE LESSON.

440
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,194
YEAH, I BET NEXT TIME YOU'LL

441
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:04,500
THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU TRY...

442
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:08,330
[DISTORTED VOICES]

443
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,331
WHAT IS THAT?

444
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,332
I DON'T KNOW.

445
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,985
ALL RIGHT, COME ON. JOKE'S

446
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,813
OVER. JUST STOP IT.

447
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,251
IT ISN'T US.

448
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,601
I'M SERIOUS. THIS
ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.

449
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,906
DRAKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

450
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:20,907
I DON'T KNOW.

451
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,561
[DISTORTED VOICES]

452
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:23,910
[SWOOSHING]

453
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:29,176
WHAT WAS THAT?

454
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,875
GRRRR!

455
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:39,899
GRRRR! AAH! AAH!

456
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,321
[MEGAN SCREAMING]

457
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,888
1, 2, 3.

458
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:52,852
AAH!

459
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:59,294
AAHH!

460
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,861
<< AAHHH!

461
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:07,171
AAH!

462
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,781
AAH!

463
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:09,826
NICE JOB, DANNY.

464
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:13,308
SURE THING, MEGAN.

465
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,700
THOSE BOOBS WON'T STOP

466
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:16,049
RUNNING TILL THEY HIT MEXICO.

467
00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:18,965
YEAH. HEY, CAN YOU
MAKE ME SOME COFFEE?

468
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:25,320
SOME COFFEE? SURE.

469
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,712
COFFEE'S READY.

470
00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:27,887
AWESOME.

471
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,431
HOW DO YOU TAKE
IT? BLACK'S FINE.

472
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:32,239
COOL.

473
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,240
Mom: HI.

474
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,264
Dad: WE'RE HOME. MEGAN?

475
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,722
IN THE KITCHEN.

476
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,333
HEY, SWEETIE.

477
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,769
YOU'RE MAKING COFFEE?

478
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:40,684
NOT FOR ME.

479
00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:48,343
IT'S FOR A FRIEND. WHAT FRIEND?

480
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,474
WHAT'S UP?

481
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:57,498
AAH! AHHHHH!

482
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:01,094
♪ WELL, MY BROTHER JOSH

483
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:06,186
HE'S DOING HIS HOMEWORK
THE KIND OF WORK

484
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:08,406
THAT YOU DO AT HOME

485
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,321
WHICH IS WHY THEY
CALL IT HOMEWORK ♪

486
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:11,844
CAN YOU PLEASE CUT THAT
OUT? ♪ WORKING AT HOME

487
00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:13,716
SHALL WE GO DOWNSTAIRS AND

488
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:14,978
TELL HER THIS WHOLE ALIEN THING

489
00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:15,979
WAS A BIG JOKE?

490
00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,023
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

491
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:19,374
NO, NO, NO, NO. ALL RIGHT? THIS

492
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:23,116
WHOLE ALIEN THING
HAS JUST BEGUN.

493
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:26,903
Both: HA HA HA HA!

494
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,252
I DON'T GET IT.

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