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OH, COME ON.

2
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YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME.

3
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AW, COME ON. YOU
KNOW I LOVE YOU.

4
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OH, HEY, HEY, I GOT TO GO.

5
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MAYBE I'll CALL
YOU THIS WEEKEND.

6
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I'll CALL YOU THIS WEEKEND, OK?

7
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BYE, STEPHANIE.

8
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BYE, GRANDMA.

9
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I LOVE TALKING TO GIRLS.

10
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I LOVE TALKING TO MY GRAMMY.

11
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I JUST WISH IT WAS AS EASY

12
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TO TALK TO FEMALES
WHO AREN'T, YOU KNOW,

13
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ELDERLY.

14
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JOSH, ON THE OTHER HAND...

15
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NOT SO SMOOTH WITH THE LADIES.

16
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IT'S LIKE ME AND GIRLS

17
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SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.

18
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THEY SPEAK
ENGLISH, I SPEAK IDIOT.

19
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT
MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS...

20
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THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING TO REMEMBER

21
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IS ALWAYS BE YOURSELF.

22
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UNLESS YOU'RE JOSH.

23
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[BELL RINGS]

24
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AW, COME ON! GAAH!

25
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EVERY STINKING DAY.

26
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OPEN, YOU FREAKISH LOCKER.

27
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EXCUSE ME. SORRY.THAT'S OK.

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OH!

29
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I'M OK.

30
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OH! HI.

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HI, KATHY.

32
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SORRY. I DIDN'T
MEAN TO SCARE YOU.

33
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OH, YOU DIDN'T SCARE ME.

34
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I JUST AS... ZU-ZU-BE-SPOONS?

35
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SPOONS?

36
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YEAH. YEAH. DO YOU LIKE SPOONS?

37
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I THINK THEY'RE VERY HELPFUL

38
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WITH CEREAL AND SOUP.

39
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HA HA HA! AND THAT'S
WHAT I'M SAYING!

40
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WELL, BYE.

41
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SPOONS?

42
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THE BEST I CAN COME
UP WITH IS SPOONS?

43
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OHH.

44
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JOSH, WHAT'S WRONG?

45
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SHE THINKS I'M AN IDIOT.

46
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WHO? KATHY?

47
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YES.

48
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DID YOU SAY "SPOONS" AGAIN?

49
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YES.

50
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LOOK. DON'T FREAK OUT.

51
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NEXT TIME, JUST TRY TO
HAVE A CONVERSATION

52
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THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SILVERWARE.

53
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[BELL RINGS]

54
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I GOT TO GET TO CLASS. LATER.

55
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BYE.

56
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NO!

57
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OH, MAN.

58
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♪ WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT ♪

59
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♪ I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪

60
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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪

61
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♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪

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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME ♪

63
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♪ TO REALIZE ♪

64
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♪ REALIZE ♪

65
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♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE ♪

66
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♪ I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪

67
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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW ♪

68
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♪ THAT I TOLD YOU I'll
ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP ♪

69
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪

70
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♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪

71
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♪ OOH ♪

72
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EVERY TIME I EVEN
THINK ABOUT HER,

73
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I GET ALL SWEATY AND NAUSEOUS.

74
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MMM. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE.

75
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OR YOU'VE EATEN SOME BAD SHRIMP.

76
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DAD, BE SERIOUS.

77
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SORRY. LOOK, SON,

78
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YOU MAY FIND THIS
HARD TO BELIEVE,

79
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BUT I WASN'T ALWAYS SO
SMOOTH WITH THE LADIES MYSELF.

80
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REALLY?

81
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REALLY. THE FIRST
TIME HE ASKED ME OUT,

82
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I SWEAR, HE ALMOST THREW UP.

83
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THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.

84
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AFTER I ASKED YOU
OUT, I DID THROW UP.

85
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AH, BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS
BECAUSE OF THOSE BAD SHRIMP.

86
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HEY, HEY, GUYS! I WAS
JUST AT THE COFFEE SHOP.

87
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THE BREW NOTE? CHECK IT OUT.

88
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THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A BAND

89
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TO PLAY THERE
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT.

90
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW
COOL THAT WOULD BE,

91
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FOR MY BAND TO PLAY
THERE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT,

92
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AT THE COFFEE SHOP?

93
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UM, WHILE YOU WERE THERE,

94
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DID YOU HAPPEN TO
DRINK ANY COFFEE?

95
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NO. A LITTLE. 6 CUPS.
WHY DO YOU ASK?

96
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MAYBE I SHOULD
BUY HER A PRESENT.

97
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SHE DID SAY SHE LIKED SPOONS.

98
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WHAT, KATHY AGAIN?

99
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YEAH. WE WERE JUST TALKING

100
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ABOUT HOW TO HANDLE
HIS LITTLE CRUSH.

101
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IT'S NOT A CRUSH.

102
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IT'S LOVE.

103
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JOSH, IF YOU WANT ADVICE
ON HOW TO APPROACH GIRLS,

104
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YOU DON'T ASK OLD PEOPLE.

105
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NO OFFENSE.

106
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ROBERT!

107
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COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE.

108
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MEGAN? WHAT?

109
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WHY ARE YOU IN OUR ROOM?

110
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I'M NOT.

111
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YOU ARE TOO.

112
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SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

113
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MEGAN.

114
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OK. I GOT A PET CAT,
AND I KIND OF LOST IT.

115
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YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO CATS.

116
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OK, I DIDN'T GET A CAT.

117
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GOOD.

118
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I GOT A SNAKE.

119
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EVIL!

120
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YOU LOST A SNAKE IN OUR ROOM?

121
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Dad: SNAKE!

122
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[CRASH]

123
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I THINK I JUST FOUND HIM.

124
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OH, ROBERT, HERE I COME.

125
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DON'T SWALLOW DADDY.

126
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WHO NAMES A SNAKE "ROBERT"?

127
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WHO CARES? WE NEED TO TALK

128
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ABOUT THIS KATHY SITUATION.

129
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IT'S GONNA MAKE ME LOOK BAD

130
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IF MY STEP-BROTHER
IS A DORK WITH GIRLS.

131
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SO HOW DO WE DE-DORKIFY ME?

132
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OK. YOU PRETEND I'M KATHY.

133
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YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE KATHY.

134
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SO USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

135
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OOH. I KNOW.

136
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HOLD THIS PICTURE OF KATHY
UP IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.

137
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DID YOU DRAW THIS?

138
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I DOODLED IT.

139
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THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

140
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THANKS. THAT'S NOT
EVEN MY BEST ONE.

141
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I HAVE DOZENS. CHECK
OUT MY WATERCOLORS.

142
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OK, THAT'S CREEPY.

143
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LET'S JUST TRY THIS, OK?

144
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COME HERE, JOSHY.
GIVE ME A KISS.

145
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COME ON, BABY,
GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.

146
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OH, FORGET IT. THIS IS HOPELESS.

147
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COME ON. YOU CAN
TALK TO A GIRL YOU LIKE.

148
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NO, YOU CAN TALK
TO A GIRL YOU LIKE.

149
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HOW DO YOU DO IT?

150
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I DON'T KNOW.

151
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I GUESS I JUST TALK
ABOUT STUFF I KNOW.

152
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YOU KNOW? I MEAN, I
PLAY GUITAR, RIGHT?

153
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I MEAN, THAT'S SOMETHING I DO

154
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THAT GIRLS THINK IS REALLY COOL.

155
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YOU MUST DO
SOMETHING COOL, RIGHT?

156
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I'M NOT COOL, OK?

157
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WHY DO YOU THINK OLD
PEOPLE LOVE ME SO MUCH?

158
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ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO?

159
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I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE
DRAKE PARKER CRASH COURSE

160
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IN HOW TO APPROACH GIRLS.

161
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I'll GET A PEN AND
SOME DOODLE PAPER.

162
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SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

163
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I FEEL COOL. SAY IT AGAIN.

164
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I FEEL COO-EL.

165
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YEAH. DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.

166
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ALL RIGHT. LET'S PRACTICE
THIS ONE MORE TIME.

167
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THAT ORANGE IS KATHY.

168
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CAN WE USE AN APPLE?
ORANGES GIVE ME THE ACID REFLUX.

169
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,965
THERE. THE APPLE IS KATHY.

170
00:08:08,103 --> 00:08:10,551
NOW TALK ABOUT HER EYES.

171
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HELLO, KATHY.

172
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YOUR EYES ARE LIKE TWO
CRYSTAL CLEAR POOLS OF BLUE.

173
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EXCELLENT. WHAT'S
YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?

174
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CHECKERS. JOSH.

175
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FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL
BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS MANLY

176
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AND I'M ALL MAN.

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HEY, GUYS.

178
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AAH!

179
00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:35,517
WHAT A MAN. CAN'T YOU
KEEP THAT THING IN ITS CAGE?

180
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NO. MOM SAYS I HAVE TO TAKE
HIM BACK TO THE PET STORE.

181
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YOUR DAD'S SCARED OF HIM.

182
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OH, WELL, EXCUSE MY DAD

183
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FOR NOT ENJOYING YOUR
SLITHERING BEAST OF DEATH!

184
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Drake: OK. COMPLIMENT HER HANDS.

185
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HER HANDS. YOUR
HANDS ARE BEAUTIFUL.

186
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THEY COULD BREAK
THROUGH 3 BOARDS.

187
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NO. SHE DOESN'T
HAVE STRONG HANDS.

188
00:09:03,862 --> 00:09:05,965
[BELL RINGS]

189
00:09:09,034 --> 00:09:10,034
THERE SHE IS.

190
00:09:11,275 --> 00:09:12,965
JUST WAITING TO
FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

191
00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,517
OH, I AM READY FOR THAT!

192
00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,413
GOOD. OK. I GOT TO GO MEET
MY BAND FOR THE AUDITIONS.

193
00:09:17,586 --> 00:09:18,586
OH, YEAH. GOOD LUCK.

194
00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:19,896
GOOD LUCK WITH KATHY.

195
00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:21,493
AND DON'T BE NERVOUS.
SHE'S JUST A PERSON.

196
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:25,689
I MEAN, GIRLS ARE
JUST GUYS WITHOUT...

197
00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:28,724
JUST DO GOOD.

198
00:09:28,862 --> 00:09:32,000
AND REMEMBER, SMOOTH.

199
00:09:32,137 --> 00:09:34,206
SMOOTH.

200
00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:40,448
UH, HI, KATHY.

201
00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:42,206
HI. JOSH, RIGHT?

202
00:09:42,344 --> 00:09:45,896
YEAH. AND I... I
COULDN'T HELP NOTICING

203
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,862
THAT YOUR EYES ARE LIKE TWO
CRYSTAL CLEAR POOLS OF BLUE.

204
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,965
MY EYES ARE BROWN.

205
00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:56,344
OH. UH... WH... I KNOW. I KNOW.

206
00:09:56,482 --> 00:10:00,344
THEY'RE LIKE TWO CRYSTAL
CLEAR POOLS OF... OF... OF MUD.

207
00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:04,137
WOW. THANK YOU.

208
00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,827
I... I... I SEE YOU
HAVE A FLUTE.

209
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,896
OH, YEAH. IT'S A RECORDER.

210
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,448
♪

211
00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:14,000
I HAD TO LEARN TO PLAY
SOMETHING FOR MUSIC APPRECIATION,

212
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:17,172
AND, WELL, YOU KNOW, A
TUBA WON'T FIT IN MY BACKPACK.

213
00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:20,482
HA HA HA HA!

214
00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:28,517
THAT IS FU-UH-UH-NY!

215
00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:30,379
WOW. YEAH.

216
00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:31,379
DO YOU PLAY ANYTHING?

217
00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:32,862
CHECKERS. WHAT?

218
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,172
GUITAR. I MEAN GUITAR.

219
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,068
COOL.

220
00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:41,206
HEY, I'M HAVING A BIRTHDAY
PARTY THIS SATURDAY NIGHT.

221
00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:42,206
YOU WANT TO COME?

222
00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:43,379
[SQUEAK]

223
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,379
I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

224
00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:46,965
COOL.

225
00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:49,241
HERE.

226
00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:51,206
YOU'RE HAVING IT
AT THE BREW NOTE?

227
00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:53,827
YEAH. MY DAD'S FRIEND
OWNS THAT PLACE.

228
00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:55,010
SHOULD BE A REALLY FUN PARTY.

229
00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,206
YEAH, IT WILL.

230
00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:58,724
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
PRESENT I'M GONNA GET YOU.

231
00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,931
NOW, WHAT SIZE SOCK DO YOU WEAR?

232
00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:04,137
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BUY ME A PRESENT.

233
00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,000
BUT YOU HAVE TO
BRING YOUR GUITAR

234
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,137
AND PLAY ME A SONG.

235
00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:11,793
SEE YA.

236
00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:14,310
OH, UH... OH, WOULDN'T
YOU RATHER HAVE

237
00:11:14,482 --> 00:11:18,620
SOMETHING LESS MUSICAL,
MORE... MORE SOCKLIKE?

238
00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:22,724
OR A SPOON? YOU LIKE SPOONS.

239
00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:30,344
NEXT AUDITION IS DRAKE.

240
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:31,517
WHERE'S DRAKE?

241
00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:34,413
OH, HEY, HEY. I'M... WHOA.

242
00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:36,896
WHAT? IS THERE A BUG ON MY FACE?

243
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000
GET IT OFF!

244
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:40,103
NO, NO.

245
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,907
YOU'RE THE GUY THAT
TAUGHT MY BROTHER KARATE.

246
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,137
REMEMBER? JOSH?

247
00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:46,931
YEAH. HE WAS VERY, VERY BAD.

248
00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:48,862
RIGHT. ANYWAY,

249
00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,896
I'M HERE TO AUDITION
WITH MY BAND.

250
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,793
HI. HEY.

251
00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:54,586
WHEN SHOULD WE... SHA!

252
00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:58,896
LESS TALK, MORE THIS, HUH?

253
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,034
OK. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TO DO.

254
00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:05,275
I PLAY DRUMS.

255
00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:08,448
YOU DO THAT.

256
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:10,413
OK, HERE WE GO.

257
00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:12,310
OH, MY PICK.

258
00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:13,448
BACKPACK.

259
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,793
OH, RIGHT.

260
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:17,620
[BAND WARMING UP]

261
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,896
OK. THIS IS A SONG I WROTE
CALLED "I FOUND A WAY."

262
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,068
1, 2, 3, 4.

263
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,793
♪ WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT ♪

264
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:42,862
♪ I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪

265
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,000
♪ AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE TOO CRAZY, BUT ♪

266
00:12:47,103 --> 00:12:51,103
♪ I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪

267
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:56,172
♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪

268
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,655
♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪

269
00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:03,482
♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪

270
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,068
♪ OOH ♪

271
00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:08,379
♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER... ♪

272
00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:11,275
AAH! SNAKE!

273
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:12,379
[SCREAMING]

274
00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:15,413
AAH! AAH! AAH!

275
00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:17,241
[SCREAMING]

276
00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:21,448
WHAT WAS THAT? ARE YOU
KIDS OUT OF YOUR MINDS?

277
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,275
I'M SORRY. I... I
DON'T KNOW HOW...

278
00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:24,931
GET OUT! ALL OF YOU!

279
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:28,931
NEVER COME BACK TO MY PLACE
OF MUSIC AND COFFEE AGAIN!

280
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:31,551
GET OUT!

281
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:47,379
♪ @♪$ñ! ♪

282
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:49,000
$%X♪♪!& ♪

283
00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:51,137
OH, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

284
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,310
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BACK HOME SO SOON?

285
00:13:57,448 --> 00:13:58,803
DIDN'T YOU GET A
CHANCE TO AUDITION?

286
00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:03,586
OH, WE AUDITIONED.
IT WAS A TRAIN WRECK.

287
00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:05,275
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU GUYS ROCK.

288
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:08,655
NOT WHEN A 3-FOOT SNAKE
SLITHERS OUT OF MY BACKPACK

289
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:10,862
AND OVER MY SHOULDER
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR SONG.

290
00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:13,344
MEGAN!

291
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:17,068
YUP. ME AND MY BAND ARE NO
LONGER WELCOME AT THE BREW NOTE.

292
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,275
YOUR BAND'S BEEN BANNED?

293
00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:21,965
FOR LIFE. OH, AND YOU'RE
NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.

294
00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:24,724
THE GUY WHO TAUGHT YOU
KARATE OWNS THAT PLACE.

295
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:27,137
AH, DRAKE. I'M IN BIG TROUBLE.

296
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:29,931
I TOLD KATHY I KNOW
HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR.

297
00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:32,344
AND WHY LIE TO HER?

298
00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:35,275
I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST
POPPED OUT OF ME

299
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:38,103
LIKE SOME KIND
OF HIDEOUS PIMPLE.

300
00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:40,965
OH. WELL, THANK YOU
FOR THAT PUSSIE VISUAL.

301
00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:42,379
JUST HELP ME.

302
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,689
OK, CALM DOWN.

303
00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,827
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO
KNOW YOU LIED TO HER.

304
00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:49,000
SHE EXPECTS ME
TO PLAY HER A SONG

305
00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:52,275
AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY
ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

306
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,965
NO PROBLEM.

307
00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,689
YES PROBLEM.

308
00:14:55,827 --> 00:15:01,172
JOSH, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
SONGS ARE JUST 3 SIMPLE CHORDS?

309
00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:03,068
I COULD TEACH YOU 3
CHORDS BY SATURDAY.

310
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:04,793
YOU CAN?

311
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:08,344
SURE. I COULD TEACH A
MONKEY 3 CHORDS BY SATURDAY.

312
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:13,689
UNBELIEVABLE!

313
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,586
YOU BROKE EVERY STRING.

314
00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,793
BETTER CALL A MONKEY!

315
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,689
THERE ARE PEOPLE WITHOUT ARMS

316
00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:22,344
THAT LEARN TO PLAY THE GUITAR

317
00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:23,931
WITH THEIR FEET!

318
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:27,827
OH, THIS WHOLE THING
IS MY FAULT FOR LYING.

319
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,217
I'M JUST GONNA TELL
KATHY THE TRUTH

320
00:15:29,241 --> 00:15:31,655
AND LET HER BEGIN HER
LIFELONG HATRED OF ME.

321
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,068
YOU CAN'T TELL HER THE TRUTH.

322
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:35,758
I CAN'T GO ON LIVING A LIE!

323
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,517
LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO BE HONEST,

324
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,068
OR DO YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND?

325
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,034
GIRLFRIEND, PLEASE.

326
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,448
OK. I THINK I HAVE A PLAN.

327
00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:46,786
WHERE'S KATHY'S PARTY GONNA BE?

328
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:47,931
THE BREW NOTE.

329
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,482
YEAH. THIS DAY JUST
KEEPS GETTING BETTER.

330
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:01,551
ALL CLEAR.

331
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,103
OK.

332
00:16:04,241 --> 00:16:05,689
YOU GO SAY HI TO KATHY.

333
00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:07,148
WAIT. HOW ARE YOU
GONNA GET BACKSTAGE?

334
00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,551
THERE'S A BACK
DOOR IN THE ALLEY.

335
00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:10,068
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

336
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,079
JUST STICK TO THE PLAN, AND
KATHY WILL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

337
00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:13,137
BEFORE THE NIGHT'S OVER.

338
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:14,931
I'M STICKING.

339
00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:19,379
UH, HI, KATHY.

340
00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:21,482
OH, JOSH, HI!

341
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,862
COME HERE.

342
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,965
EVERYBODY, THIS IS JOSH.

343
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:28,068
HE'S GONNA PLAY A SONG
JUST FOR MY BIRTHDAY. RIGHT?

344
00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:30,034
OH, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR A SONG.

345
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:31,034
OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

346
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,724
MY DAD'S FRIEND, THE OWNER...

347
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:35,517
HE'S STILL LOOKING FOR A MUSICIAN
TO PLAY HERE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT.

348
00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:37,482
ISN'T HE STILL HAVING
OPEN AUDITIONS?

349
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,689
NO. HE CANCELLED
THOSE AFTER SOME IDIOT

350
00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:42,344
THREW A LIVE SNAKE
TO THE AUDIENCE.

351
00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:45,482
HA. WHAT A FREAK.

352
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,827
YEAH. WELL, DO YOU WANT
TO GET SET UP ONSTAGE?

353
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,034
UH, SOUNDS GREAT.

354
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:52,758
WHAT SONG ARE YOU GONNA PLAY?

355
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:56,344
WHY DON'T WE ALL BE SURPRISED?

356
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:04,379
OH, HEY, HERE.

357
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:05,689
I'M NERVOUS.

358
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,448
DON'T BE. JUST
PUT ON THE JACKET.

359
00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:09,551
OK.

360
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:14,206
UH, YOU KNOW, GREEN
ISN'T A GREAT COLOR ON ME.

361
00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:15,862
COME HERE.

362
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,448
OW!

363
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:20,137
HEADACHES! YOU
GIVE ME HEADACHES!

364
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,068
JUST PUT ON THE JACKET.

365
00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:24,896
Kathy: EVERYBODY...

366
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:29,689
EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY,
MY FRIEND JOSH

367
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:31,517
IS A REALLY TALENTED MUSICIAN,

368
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:34,655
AND HE'S GOING TO PLAY ME A
SPECIAL SONG FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

369
00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:35,896
SO GIVE IT UP FOR JOSH!

370
00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:38,551
WHOO HOO! WHOO HOO!

371
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:44,931
HEH HEH HEH!

372
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:47,172
AH.

373
00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:50,206
HI, JOSH.

374
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:51,793
WAVE.

375
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,413
OH, OK.

376
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,896
HA HA! HOW ARE YOU?

377
00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:59,275
UH, THAT'S ENOUGH.

378
00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:03,172
OW! OW!

379
00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:07,931
I, UH, I, UH, I ALWAYS
SLAP MYSELF IN THE FACE

380
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:09,862
TO WARM UP BEFORE I PLAY.

381
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,793
OW! OW! OW! OW!

382
00:18:11,896 --> 00:18:14,827
OK, I THINK I'M WARMED UP.

383
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,448
UH... UM...

384
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:18,793
I WILL NOW PLAY A SONG FOR KATHY

385
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:24,000
CALLED, UH... I
DON'T KNOW. HA HA!

386
00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:27,275
TRYING TO THINK
OF THE NAME HERE,

387
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:28,827
THE NAME OF THE SONG.

388
00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:31,793
STILL THINKING. I DON'T KNOW.

389
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:34,103
UH, HA HA!

390
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:36,551
IT DOESN'T HAVE A
NAME. I JUST WROTE IT.

391
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:39,931
UH, WELL, IT'S... IT'S
CALLED "THE KATHY SONG."

392
00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:41,137
YEAH!

393
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:44,034
WOO! WOO!

394
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:51,827
UM, UH, UH, I WILL
NOW START TO PLAY.

395
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,275
NOW.

396
00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:24,724
WOO! WOO!

397
00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:29,586
THANK YOU. THANK
YOU ONE AND ALL.

398
00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:31,137
PEACE OUT.

399
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:33,793
JOSH, WAIT. YOU'RE AMAZING.

400
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:35,344
I WANT TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO THE OWNER.

401
00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:38,034
OH, UH, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S NECESSARY.

402
00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:39,379
I GOT TO GO.

403
00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:41,482
BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
PARTY. YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET.

404
00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:44,379
COME ON! OH! OH! OH!

405
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,379
OH!

406
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,103
THEY'RE CONJOINED!

407
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,758
WHOA!

408
00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:03,275
YOU! I THOUGHT I BANNED
YOU AND YOUR BAND!

409
00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:07,793
KATHY, I CAN EXPLAIN.

410
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,965
RUN! I'M RUNNING!

411
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:13,655
OH, COULD YOU JUST GO?

412
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,275
[BELL RINGS]

413
00:20:23,344 --> 00:20:25,758
MAN, THERE SHE IS.

414
00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:28,103
COME ON. YOU CAN'T
HIDE FROM HER FOREVER.

415
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:29,241
JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

416
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:31,137
NO. NO.

417
00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:36,862
UH... UH, HI, KATHY.

418
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,551
OH, HI, JOSH.

419
00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:42,758
OR IS YOUR NAME REALLY JOSH?

420
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:47,034
BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF HARD TO
KNOW WHEN YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH.

421
00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:50,655
LOOK, I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.

422
00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:53,551
JOSH, I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY,

423
00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:56,000
BUT I'M NOT REALLY
INTERESTED IN BEING FRIENDS

424
00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:57,896
OR ANYTHING ELSE WITH
SOMEONE WHO THINKS

425
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000
THEY HAVE TO LIE TO IMPRESS ME.

426
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:08,620
"FROM JOSH." WHAT'S THIS?

427
00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:12,241
OH... OH... OH...
UH, A SURPRISE?

428
00:21:12,344 --> 00:21:13,586
A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

429
00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:14,724
WHEN DID YOU GET...

430
00:21:14,827 --> 00:21:17,000
WHY DON'T I LEAVE
YOU TWO KIDS ALONE?

431
00:21:18,482 --> 00:21:22,827
IT'S... IT'S AMAZING.
WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

432
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:25,137
ACTUALLY, I... I PAINTED IT.

433
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,724
YOU PAINTED THIS?

434
00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:30,724
JOSH, IF YOU CAN
PAINT LIKE THIS,

435
00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:33,862
THEN WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO
ME ABOUT PLAYING THE GUITAR?

436
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,620
BECAUSE YOU'RE
SMART AND PRETTY...

437
00:21:38,724 --> 00:21:43,758
AND IF YOU HAD ANY
IDEA HOW TERRIFYING IT IS

438
00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:47,896
FOR A GUY LIKE ME TO
TALK TO A GIRL LIKE YOU,

439
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,241
THEN YOU'D UNDERSTAND
WHY I SAY THE WRONG THINGS

440
00:21:50,379 --> 00:21:52,965
ALL THE TIME.

441
00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:57,000
YOU JUST SAID THE
RIGHT THING THIS TIME.

442
00:21:58,724 --> 00:21:59,896
WAIT A MINUTE.

443
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,724
HOW DO I KNOW THAT
YOU REALLY PAINTED THIS?

444
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,586
I'VE GOT A WHOLE
NOTEBOOK FULL OF THEM.

445
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:08,413
MAYBE I COULD
S-SHOW YOU SOMETIME.

446
00:22:08,517 --> 00:22:11,137
WOULD NEXT SATURDAY
NIGHT BE COOL?

447
00:22:11,241 --> 00:22:13,793
UH, YEAH, IT WOULD.

448
00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:15,275
COOL.

449
00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:17,413
HEY. HEY, KATHY?

450
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,586
UM, YOU KNOW, DRAKE'S THE ONE

451
00:22:19,724 --> 00:22:22,551
WHO PLAYED THE SONG
THAT YOU REALLY LOVED,

452
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,793
AND HE'S AN AWESOME MUSICIAN.

453
00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:27,586
SO DO YOU THINK
THAT MAYBE YOU COULD

454
00:22:27,724 --> 00:22:29,103
TALK TO YOUR DAD'S FRIEND

455
00:22:29,172 --> 00:22:31,655
ABOUT GETTING HIM ANOTHER
CHANCE TO PLAY AT THE BREW NOTE?

456
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,896
I THINK I CAN GET
DRAKE ANOTHER SHOT.

457
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,379
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.

458
00:22:39,517 --> 00:22:43,206
YOU LEFT YOUR JACKET
AT THE COFFEE SHOP.

459
00:22:43,344 --> 00:22:46,241
YOU MUST HAVE DROPPED IT
WHEN YOU RAN OUT SCREAMING.

460
00:22:46,379 --> 00:22:48,206
THANKS.

461
00:22:48,344 --> 00:22:51,068
[BELL RINGS]

462
00:22:51,241 --> 00:22:52,241
SEE YOU IN CLASS?

463
00:22:52,344 --> 00:22:53,586
YEAH, YOU WILL.

464
00:22:53,758 --> 00:22:54,896
[GIGGLES]

465
00:22:59,172 --> 00:23:02,482
NOW, THAT WAS SMOOTH.

466
00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:05,172
HEY, HOW DID YOU GET MY
PAINTING INTO HER LOCKER?

467
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:08,241
MEGAN'S LOCK-PICKING KIT.

468
00:23:10,448 --> 00:23:12,000
YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU KNOW THAT?

469
00:23:12,137 --> 00:23:14,758
YES, I KNOW.

470
00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:16,620
OH, AND GUESS WHAT. WHAT?

471
00:23:16,758 --> 00:23:18,586
KATHY SAID SHE'LL TALK
TO HER DAD'S FRIEND

472
00:23:18,724 --> 00:23:20,586
ABOUT GETTING YOUR
BAND ANOTHER CHANCE

473
00:23:20,689 --> 00:23:21,689
AT THE BREW NOTE.

474
00:23:21,827 --> 00:23:23,034
SERIOUS? YEAH!

475
00:23:23,137 --> 00:23:24,448
OK. IT'S OFFICIAL.

476
00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:27,413
I'M NOT THE BEST. YOU ARE.

477
00:23:27,551 --> 00:23:29,034
I TRY.

478
00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:34,206
[GIGGLING]

479
00:23:34,344 --> 00:23:36,413
WHAT?

480
00:23:36,586 --> 00:23:37,862
WHAT'S WRONG?

481
00:23:42,862 --> 00:23:47,862
SNAAAKE! 3 F1 3 F1