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Josh: YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GREAT ABOUT PARENTS?

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Drake: I'll TELL YOU SOMETHING.

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ABOUT PARENTS.

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Josh: THEY ALWAYS KEEP
AN EYE OUT FOR YOU.

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Drake: YOU'VE GOT
TO ALWAYS KEEP.

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YOUR EYE ON 'EM.

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Josh: LIKE THIS ONE TIME, I WAS.

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CLIMBING A TREE...

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Drake: LIKE ONCE, JOSH CLIMBED.

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ALL THE WAY UP THIS BIG TREE...

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Josh: I FELL.

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Drake: THEN HE FALLS.

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Josh: BUT MY UNDERPANTS GOT.

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HOOKED ON A BRANCH.

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Drake: AND HE ENDS UP DANGLING.

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FROM A BRANCH BY HIS UNDERWEAR!

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Josh: SO DAD SEES ME SWINGING.

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AND RUNS OVER TO HELP ME, RIGHT?

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Drake: SO HERE COMES
DAD TO THE RESCUE.

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Josh: HE GRABBED A LADDER...

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Drake: HE GRABS A LADDER AND.

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STARTS TRYING TO CLIMB UP IT TO

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GET TO JOSH.

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Josh: HE CLIMBED
UP AND TRIED TO.

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UNHOOK MY UNDERPANTS.

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Drake: AND THEN THE
LADDER FALLS BACKWARDS.

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Josh: THEN THE LADDER FELL OVER,

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AND DAD WENT CRASHING DOWN.

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Drake: SO... Josh: SO...

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Drake: WE'VE LEARNED 2 THINGS.

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HERE... YOU GOTTA KEEP AN EYE ON

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YOUR PARENTS...

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Josh: YOU KNOW, MY UNDERPANTS.

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CAUSED ME A LOT
OF PAIN THAT DAY.

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Drake: AND YOUR
UNDERWEAR CAN HURT YOU.

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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE

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SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY,

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I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU
OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

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IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,

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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,

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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
OVER YOUR SHOULDER,

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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

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I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.

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WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND

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OOH-OOH-OOOOOOOH ♪

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Megan: HEY, MOM. HEY, BOOB.

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Drake: DON'T CALL ME A BOOB.

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Megan: SORRY, BOOB.

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SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

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Josh: JOSH IS
MAKING US LOBSTERS.

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Megan: GROSS.

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Drake: LOBSTERS AREN'T GROSS.

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Megan: I MEANT JOSH.

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Josh: CAN I START COOKING THESE.

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ALREADY? I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S

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GOING ON BETWEEN THESE TWO, BUT

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I THINK THEY'RE IN LOVE, IF YOU

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KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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Audrey: YOU KNOW, I THINK WE.

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SHOULD WAIT 'CAUSE YOUR DAD'S

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STILL NOT HOME. Josh:
ALL RIGHT. I'll PUT 'EM.

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BACK IN THEIR CRATE...

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WHERE YOUR DATE CAN CONTINUE.

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Walter: HI, GANG.
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

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Audrey: THAT'S OK. HEY, I LOVED.

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YOUR WEATHER BROADCAST TONIGHT.

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Walter: YOU SAW ME
DO THE WEATHER?

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Audrey: YEAH. WHY SO SURPRISED?

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Walter: WELL, YOU NEVER WATCH.

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MY WEATHER BROADCASTS.

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Audrey: I DO, TOO.

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Drake, Megan: NO, YOU DON'T.

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Audrey: THANKS FOR THE BACKUP.

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Josh: HEY, DAD, MY TEACHER.

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CALLED TO REMIND YOU THAT CAREER

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DAY'S ON WEDNESDAY.

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Walter: CAREER DAY?

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Josh: YEAH.

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REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU'D COME

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SPEAK TO MY CLASS?

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Walter: UM... YEAH.

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WELL, I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M NOT

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GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.

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Josh: WELL, WHY NOT?

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Walter: UM, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT.

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CONFERENCE I HAVE TO GO TO ON

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WEDNESDAY. A-ABOUT CLOUDS. IT'S

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A CLOUD CONFERENCE.
WE CALL IT A "CC."

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Drake: YOU ARE AN EXCITING MAN.

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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Drake: HELLO?

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UH, YEAH, SURE. HANG ON ONE

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SECOND. IT'S SOME LADY FOR YOU.

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Walter: UM,
THANKS. I'll TAKE IT.

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IN THE KITCHEN.

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Megan: SO WHEN ARE THE LOBSTERS.

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GONNA BE READY?

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Drake: YEAH, I'M STARVED.

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Josh: I DO NOT
CONTROL THE SPEED.

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AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE.

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Drake: WELL, THEN, I'M
GONNA GET A SNACK.

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Megan: BRING ME SOMETHING.

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Drake: NO.

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Audrey: DRAKE.

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Drake: I'll BRING HER SOMETHING.

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Walter: YES, OF COURSE I'M.

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INTERESTED. I KNOW. IT'S JUST

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THAT, WELL, I HAVE A FAMILY TO

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THINK ABOUT. LOOK, I'M NOT

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SAYING NO. IT...
ARE YOU KIDDING?

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IT'S ALL I'VE BEEN THINKING

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ABOUT. RIGHT. OK, I'll SEE YOU.

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ON WEDNESDAY. GREAT. OK.

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Megan: WHAT'D YOU BRING ME?

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Drake: HUH? OH. HERE.

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Megan: I'M NOT
GONNA EAT A PIECE.

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OF FRUIT WITH YOUR FREAKISH DNA

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ALL OVER IT.

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Drake: [SCOFFS] THEN DON'T. UH,

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JOSH, CAN I TALK
TO YOU UPSTAIRS?

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Josh: NO. I'M WATCHING EXTREME.

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HOUSEWIVES. OOH-HOO! FELICIA'S

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GETTIN' A TUMMY TUCK!

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Drake: COME ON!

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Josh: WHAT?!

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Josh: WHAT?

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Drake: WE'VE GOT A
PROBLEM WITH DAD.

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Josh: I GOT HIM A
DANDRUFF SHAMPOO.

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Drake: THIS ISN'T A DANDRUFF.

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PROBLEM, JOSH. IT'S
A WOMAN PROBLEM.

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Josh: DAD HAS CRAMPS?

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Drake: LISTEN TO ME, JOSH. I.

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OVERHEARD DAD TALKING ON THE

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PHONE AND...
WELL, I THINK HE'S...

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I THINK HE'S SEEING
ANOTHER WOMAN.

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Josh: SEEING ANOTHER
WOMAN DO WHAT?

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Drake: I THINK HE'S
DATING ANOTHER WOMAN.

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Josh: WHAT?! DAD
CAN'T BE DATING.

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ANOTHER WOMAN. HE'S MARRIED TO

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OUR MOM! HA HA HA HA.

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HA HA HA... OOH.

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Drake: YEAH, OOH.

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Josh: BUT DAD'S NOT THE KIND OF.

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GUY TO GO RUNNING AROUND WITH

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OTHER WOMEN. HE LOVES
MOM AND HAS DANDRUFF.

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Drake: OH, YEAH?
THEN WHY WAS HE.

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TELLING THAT WOMAN ON THE PHONE

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THAT HE'S "INTERESTED" AND

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SHE'S ALL HE'S BEEN
THINKING ABOUT, HUH?

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Josh: YOU OVERHEARD
HIM SAY THAT?

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Drake: IN A HUSHED TONE.

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Josh: HUSHED?

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Drake: HUSHED.

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Josh: OH, MAN. LOOK, MAYBE YOU.

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MISUNDERSTOOD.

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Drake: YEAH. MAYBE I DIDN'T.

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Josh: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S NOT.

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DO ANYTHING YET. LET'S JUST,

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UM... KEEP OUR EYES OPEN FOR THE

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NEXT FEW DAYS, BUT
DON'T SAY A WORD TO MOM.

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Drake: NO WAY.

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WAIT. HEY, UH... YOU
GOT SOME WHITE FLAKES.

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Josh: D'OH, IT'S HEREDITARY!

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[DOOR HINGE CREAKS]

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Walter: SHH.

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[CREAKING]

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Walter: AAH! SHH.

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HI.

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Josh: WHAT'S UP?

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Walter: NOTHING. WHAT MAKES YOU.

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THINK SOMETHING'S UP?
I MEAN, HEH, COME ON.

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Josh: WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?

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Walter: HUH?

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Josh: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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Walter: I WAS, UM...
OUT BUYING SOME MILK.

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Josh: OH.

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Walter: YEAH.

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Josh: WHERE IS IT?

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Walter: HMM?

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Josh: THE MILK, WHERE IS IT?

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Walter: I DRANK IT
ON THE WAY HOME.

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Josh: OK.

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WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT?

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Walter: WHAT, A MAN CAN'T LOOK.

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NICE WHEN HE GOES
DAIRY SHOPPING?

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Josh: SO AT
MIDNIGHT, YOU PUT ON.

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A SUIT, DROVE TO THE MARKET,

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BOUGHT SOME MILK, AND THEN DRANK

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THE ENTIRE CARTON
ON THE WAY HOME?

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Walter: LOOK, LET'S JUST NOT.

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TELL YOUR MOM
ABOUT THIS. ALL RIGHT?

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Josh: YEAH. SURE.

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Josh: DRAKE! WAKE UP! DRAKE!

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DRAKE, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.

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DRAKE, WAKE UP! I
HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!

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HI.

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Drake: I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

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Josh: LOOK, DRAKE, ALL RIGHT...

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YOU WERE RIGHT.

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Drake: GREAT. CAN YOU HAND ME.

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THAT BULLHORN?

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Josh: SURE.

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Drake: THANKS.

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Drake: GET OFF OF ME!!

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NOW, WHAT WAS I RIGHT ABOUT?

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Josh: ABOUT DAD, ALL RIGHT?

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I THINK HE IS DATING
ANOTHER WOMAN.

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Drake: WHAT HAPPENED?
Josh: WELL, I CAUGHT HIM.

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SNEAKING IN. HE WAS WEARING A

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SUIT. WHEN I ASKED HIM WHERE

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HE'D BEEN, HE SAYS, "I WAS OUT

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BUYIN' MILK, BUT I DRANK IT ALL

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ON THE WAY HOME."

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Drake: OH, THAT'S BAD.

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Josh: I KNOW.

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Drake: WE REALLY
NEEDED SOME MILK.

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Josh: THIS IS NOT ABOUT
YOUR DAIRY NEEDS!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S
CHEATING ON MOM.

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Drake: OK, WE DON'T
KNOW FOR SURE.

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Josh: YEAH, WELL, I GOTTA KNOW.

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Drake: OK, TELL YOU WHAT.

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TOMORROW, WE'LL SKIP SCHOOL AND

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FOLLOW DAD AROUND
AND SEE WHAT HE'S UP TO.

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Josh: EXCU-U-U-USE ME?

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PERFECT ATTENDANCE
SINCE NURSERY SCHOOL!

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Drake: AH, THE
GOLDEN DORK AWARD.

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Josh: I'M NOT DITCHING SCHOOL.

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Drake: SO YOU'LL BRING IN.

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A DOCTOR'S NOTE, AND IT
WON'T COUNT AS AN ABSENCE.

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Josh: WHERE AM I GONNA
GET A DOCTOR'S NOTE?

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Drake: UH, LET'S SEE. YOU.

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WANT... SMALLPOX OR HEMORRHOIDS?

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Josh: YOU SEE ANYTHING?

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Drake: NO, NOT YET.

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OH! OH, WAIT! OH,
YEAH, I SEE SOMETHING.

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Josh: YOU SEE DAD?

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Drake: NO, BUT I SEE AN.

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EXTREMELY HOT GIRL WITH

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A BELLY-BUTTON RING.

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Josh: WOULD YOU GIVE ME THOSE?!

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Drake: NO. I WANT 'EM.

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[JOSH BABBLING GIBBERISH]

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Josh: YOU'RE A CHILD!

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Drake: DAD!

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Drake: WHAT'S HE DOING?

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Josh: HE'S JUST SITTING ON.

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A BENCH, EATING A DOUGHNUT.

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Drake: WHAT KIND OF DOUGHNUT?

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Josh: I SEE SPRINKLES. IT MIGHT.

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BE JELLY-FILLED. OH, WHAT

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DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!

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Drake: JUST TRY AND SEE IF HE'S.

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WITH A WOMAN.

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Josh: ALL RIGHT. HE'S JUST.

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SITTING ALONE, LIKE
HE HAS BEEN ALL DAY.

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Drake: WELL, GOOD. HEY, MAYBE.

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WE'RE WRONG, THEN,
ABOUT... Josh: A WOMAN!

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Drake: WOMAN?!

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Josh: WO-MAN!

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Drake: WELL, LOOK AND SEE WHAT.

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THEY'RE DOING.

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Josh: THEY'RE JUST
TALKING AND SMILING...

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AND HUGGING.

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Drake: WHAT?

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Josh: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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THIS IS HORRIBLE. DAD'S CHEATING

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ON MOM. I'M CRUSHED.

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Drake: IT'S OK, BROTHER. I'M...

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I'M HERE FOR YOU, MAN.

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Josh: THANKS, DRAKE. I...

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I JUST SORT OF ALWAYS LOOKED UP

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TO MY DAD, YOU KNOW? LIKE...

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LIKE A ROLE MODEL, SO...

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SO TO SEE HIM DO SOMETHING LIKE

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THIS, YOU KNOW, IT'S SO HURTFUL.

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IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE...

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THE ATTENTION
SPAN OF A SQUIRREL!

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Josh: I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S.

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CHEATING ON MOM. THIS IS

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HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE!

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Drake: DON'T WORRY. I'll THINK.

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OF SOMETHING.

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Josh: NO, ALL
RIGHT? YOU ALREADY.

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GOT US DETENTION FOR SKIPPING

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SCHOOL, AND YOU MUCKED UP MY

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RECORD FOR PERFECT ATTENDANCE,

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YOU... YOU... YOU MUCKER!

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Drake: MUCKER?

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Josh: ONE WHO MUCKS!

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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I

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MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY DAD

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WOULD WANT TO
DATE ANOTHER WOMAN.

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Drake: THAT'S IT!

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Josh: THAT'S WHAT?

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Drake: THE WAY WE GET DAD TO.

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FORGET ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND IS

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TO REMIND HIM HOW
AWESOME MOM IS.

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Josh: THAT'S GENIUS.

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Drake: OOH! HERE COMES DAD.

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Josh: WOW, MOM, THIS BREAKFAST.

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YOU MADE DAD LOOKS AMAZING.

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HEY, DAD.

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Walter: WHAT'S ALL THIS?

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Drake: MOM MADE YOU BREAKFAST.

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Walter: REALLY? WOW. SHE REALLY.

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WENT ALL OUT.

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Josh: YEP. IS SHE AN INCREDIBLE.

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WOMAN, OR WHAT?

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Drake: HOW LUCKY ARE YOU?

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Josh: WELL, CONSIDERING I SEE.

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BLUEBERRY
WAFFLES... I'D SAY VERY.

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Josh: BREAKFAST FOR ONE.

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Walter: WHY, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.

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Drake: OH, MAN, I JUST HOPE ONE.

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DAY, I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO MARRY

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A WOMAN WHO TREATS ME AS WELL AS

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MOM TREATS YOU.

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Walter: AHA.

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Josh: HEY, LET'S NOT FORGET.

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SHE'S PRETTY, TOO.

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Drake: SO PRETTY.

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Josh: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SO.

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MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT MOM, YOU

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COULDN'T COUNT 'EM.

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Drake: WHO COULD
COUNT THAT HIGH?

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Josh: I KNOW. I MEAN, I'M IN.

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ALGEBRA 2, AND I
STILL CAN'T... [CHOKING]

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Josh: ARE... ARE YOU OK?

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Drake: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

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Walter: CU-CU-CUMIN!

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Josh: CUMIN? CUMIN?!

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[GASPING FOR AIR]

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Josh: YOU PUT CUMIN
IN HIS WAFFLES?!

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Drake: YOU TOLD ME TO PUT CUMIN.

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IN HIS WAFFLES!

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Josh: I SAID CINNAMON. CINNAMON!

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Drake: WELL, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?

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Josh: EVERYTHING. ALL RIGHT,

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CINNAMON IS SWEET AND DELICIOUS.

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CUMIN IS A MEXICAN SPICE. YOU

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WERE FLAVORING A
WAFFLE, NOT A CHIMICHANGA!

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Drake: WELL, SO I
MADE A LITTLE MISTAKE.

343
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Josh: A HUGE MISTAKE! ALL RIGHT,

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DAD'S ALLERGIC TO CUMIN. HE'S

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PROBABLY IN THERE
DYING RIGHT NOW. DAD!

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DAD! DAD, WHAT DO I DO?!

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[GASPING]

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Walter: IN-HALER!

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Drake: HE SAID "INHALER."

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Josh: I HEARD HIM SAY INHALER!

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HELP ME FIND IT.

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[GASPING]

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Josh: HERE. HERE. DAD, SIT DOWN.

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SIT DOWN. OK, THERE YOU GO.

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DRAKE, WHAT DO I DO?

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ARE YOU OK? IS THAT BETTER?

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Walter: YEAH. YEAH, I THINK SO.

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Audrey: WALTER, I AM NOT HAPPY.

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Walter: WHY, BECAUSE YOUR DEMON.

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WAFFLES DIDN'T KILL ME?!

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Audrey: WHAT?

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Josh: YOUR HAIR LOOKS PRETTY.

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Walter: YOU KNOW I'M
ALLERGIC TO CUMIN.

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Audrey: SO? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE.

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TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

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Drake: DO YOU THINK MY THUMBS.

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00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,509
ARE THE SAME SIZE?

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Josh: ONE LOOKS THICKER.

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Audrey: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY

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I'M NOT HAPPY, IT'S BECAUSE WHEN

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I GOT IN THE SHOWER THIS

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MORNING, I FOUND
ONE OF THESE AGAIN.

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Walter: SO I LEFT A LITTLE HAIR.

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IN THE DRAIN.

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Josh: HOW 'BOUT THOSE RED SOX?

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THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT?

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[CLUCKS TONGUE]

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Audrey: WHEN I TAKE MY MORNING.

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SHOWER, I DO NOT ENJOY

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STEPPING ON A HAMSTER.

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Drake: HEY, ANYONE
WANT A TANGELO?

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Josh: MMM. 1/2
TANGERINE, 1/2... ELLO.

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Drake: [ENGLISH ACCENT] 'ELLO.

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Walter: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO WORK.

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Audrey: FINE. WHY
DON'T YOU TAKE.

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THIS WITH YOU? I THINK IT MIGHT

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BE "TAKE YOUR HAIRBALL TO WORK"

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DAY.

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Walter: SEE YA!

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Audrey: LATER!

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Drake: I LIKE IT.

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Drake: OK, MAKING DAD REALIZE.

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HOW GREAT MOM IS
DIDN'T GO SO WELL.

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Josh: DON'T BE SO HARD ON.

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YOURSELF. I THOUGHT IT WENT

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PRETTY SMOOTH FOR A POISONING.

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Drake: HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW.

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ABOUT WE FIND THAT WOMAN DAD'S

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BEEN DATING AND HAVE A LITTLE

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TALK WITH HER?

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Josh: YOU MEAN LIKE,
UH... LITTLE TALK?

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00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,943
Drake: UH, NO,
JOSH. I MEAN LIKE.

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00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:30,276
A REAL TALK, YOU KNOW? WE SIT

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HER DOWN AND ASK HER NICELY TO

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PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE.

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Josh: YEAH. I MEAN,
MAYBE IF SHE.

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MET US, SHE'D FEEL BAD ABOUT

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00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,209
STEALING DAD AWAY FROM MOM AND

409
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,676
MESSING UP OUR FAMILY.

410
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,143
Drake: EXACTLY.

411
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,376
Josh: YEAH, BUT ONE PROBLEM...

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HOW DO WE FIND HER?

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Drake: RIGHT. WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW HER NAME.

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00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,309
Megan: HER NAME'S PEGGY SHERMAN,

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AND YOU CAN FIND HER HAVING

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LUNCH WITH DAD TOMORROW AT

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A RESTAURANT CALLED "ON VINE."

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Drake: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

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Megan: I READ DAD'S E-MAIL.

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Josh: HOW'D YOU
GET HIS PASSWORD?

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00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,509
Megan: IT REALLY WASN'T THAT.

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00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:03,809
HARD TO FIGURE OUT. HIS PASSWORD

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00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,676
IS... PASSWORD.

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Drake: NO WAY. IT'S SO DUMB.

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Megan: IT'S A NEW KIND OF DUMB.

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Josh: YEAH, IT IS.

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00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,609
Drake: GOING TO CHANGE
YOUR PASSWORD?

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00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:21,633
Josh: MAYBE.

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Peggy: SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE,

430
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:26,043
WALTER? ARE WE
GONNA DO THIS OR NOT?

431
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:28,276
Walter: WELL, YOU
KNOW I WANT TO.

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00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,509
Peggy: I DON'T THINK
YOU'D REGRET IT.

433
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,043
Walter: I'll TELL YOU WHAT.

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00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:36,343
REALLY EXCITES ME
ABOUT THIS IS THE...

435
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:37,543
Drake: THERE THEY ARE.

436
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,243
Josh: LOOK AT HIM, LUNCHING IT.

437
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,909
UP WITH THAT SKUNK BAG.

438
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:44,509
Drake: WHAT DO
YOU THINK THEY'RE.

439
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,776
TALKING ABOUT?

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00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,809
Josh: PROBABLY WHERE THEY'RE.

441
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:47,909
GONNA RUN OFF TO GET MARRIED SO

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THEY CAN, YOU KNOW,
KISS AND WHATNOT.

443
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:53,709
Peggy: WALTER, IF YOU ACCEPT.

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00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,476
THIS JOB, YOU WOULD BE THE

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MOST-WATCHED
WEATHERMAN IN AMERICA.

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Walter: I KNOW.

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Peggy: GOOD MORNING
TODAY HAS AN.

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AUDIENCE OF 7 MILLION PEOPLE.

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AND YOU'D BE MAKING 10 TIMES THE

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MONEY YOU'RE MAKING NOW.

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Walter: SO ARE YOU OFFICIALLY.

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OFFERING ME THE JOB?

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Peggy: I TOLD
YOU, I CAN'T GO TO.

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MY BOSS UNTIL I GET A DEFINITE

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"YES" FROM YOU. WHY WON'T YOU

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TALK TO YOUR WIFE
AND KIDS ABOUT IT?

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Walter: 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT 'EM.

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TO GET ALL EXCITED, ONLY TO HAVE

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'EM BE DISAPPOINTED
IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

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00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,209
Peggy: LOOK, IF YOU WANT THE.

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JOB AS OUR NATIONAL WEATHERMAN,

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I CAN PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE IT'S

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YOURS. YEAH.

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Walter: WOW. THIS IS SO.

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EXCITING. I... MY
LIP IS SWEATING.

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Josh: COME ON, WE GOTTA GET DAD.

467
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,343
AWAY FROM THAT TABLE.

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00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:42,043
Drake: OH, WATCH THIS.

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00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:50,067
A MEATBALL. FOLLOW ME.

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00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,909
READY?

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00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:58,609
Walter: OH! OH.

472
00:18:58,633 --> 00:18:59,876
Waiter: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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Peggy: WHAT HAPPENED?

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Walter: I DON'T
KNOW. I... I THINK

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00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:06,709
I WAS HIT BY A MEATBALL. OH,

476
00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:09,143
LOOK AT MY SHIRT AND MY TIE.

477
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,609
I'M GONNA GO CLEAN UP.

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Peggy: OF COURSE.

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Walter: WHERE DID...

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Drake: OK, THAT'S OUR CUE.

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Josh: LET'S BUST US A SKUNK BAG.

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Drake: WHAT'S UP?

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Josh: HI.

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Peggy: HELLO. DID I
ORDER 2 TEENAGERS?

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00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:40,743
Drake: NO. ACTUALLY,
WALTER'S OUR DAD.

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Peggy: OH. HA HA. THIS IS.

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AWKWARD. SEE, I REALLY DON'T

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THINK WALTER WANTS YOU TO KNOW

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WHAT'S GOING ON JUST YET.

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Josh: WELL, WE DO KNOW WHAT'S.

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00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:55,309
GOING ON. WE'RE NOT
TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT.

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00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,776
Peggy: REALLY? WOW, I THOUGHT

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00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,043
2 TEENAGE BOYS WOULD FIND IT

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00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,476
RATHER EXCITING.

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00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,343
Drake: WELL, WE DON'T, SO MAYBE.

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00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,309
YOU WOULDN'T MIND BACKING OFF.

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00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,243
Peggy: HA HA. I DON'T THINK SO.

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00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:07,576
Josh: WHY NOT?

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00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,009
Peggy: BECAUSE I WANT YOUR DAD.

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Drake: YEAH, WE KNOW THAT...

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00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:13,343
Peggy: GRANTED, I WAS.

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00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,243
CONSIDERING A FEW OTHER MEN AND

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00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:18,709
ONE WOMAN, BUT THERE'S JUST

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00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,309
SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FATHER THAT

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00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,109
FEELS RIGHT.

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00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,509
Josh: HOW NICE FOR YOU.

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00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,776
Drake: YOU KNOW HE'S MARRIED.

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00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,909
Peggy: I KNOW. I THINK THIS.

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00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:28,243
COULD BE GREAT FOR YOUR MOTHER,

510
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:32,009
TOO. LOOK, WHEN I SEE SOMEONE I

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WANT, I GO AFTER HIM.

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00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,909
Josh: YEAH? WELL, WHEN WE SEE.

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00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:44,443
SOMEONE WE DON'T
LIKE, WE DO THIS.

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00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:49,776
Drake: YEAH, AND
SOMETIMES WE EVEN DO THIS.

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00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:54,209
Walter: DRAKE, JOSH,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:57,909
Peggy: WALTER, IF THIS IS HOW.

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YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN TO

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BEHAVE, THEN I HAVE NO INTEREST

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00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:03,509
IN PURSUING YOU ANY FURTHER.

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00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:04,809
Both: YES.

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00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,043
Walter: PEGGY, PLEASE.

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Peggy: GOOD-BYE, WALTER.

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00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,309
Josh: WE KNOW YOU'RE MAD.

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00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,643
Drake: BUT WE HAD TO DO IT.

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00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:18,709
Josh: WE COULDN'T
LET THAT SKUNK.

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00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,143
BAG STEAL YOU AWAY FROM MOM.

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00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,276
Drake: AND RUIN
OUR WHOLE FAMILY.

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00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,509
Josh: DON'T WORRY.

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00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,576
Drake: WE WON'T TELL MOM ABOUT.

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00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,376
THIS LITTLE EPISODE.

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Josh: WE GOT YOUR BACK.

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00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,343
Walter: YOU THINK I WAS
DATING THAT WOMAN?

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00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:39,243
Josh: WELL, UH... Drake: YEAH.

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00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:42,909
Walter: BOYS, THAT "SKUNK BAG".

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00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:45,309
JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE SENIOR

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00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,876
PRODUCER OF GOOD MORNING TODAY,

537
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,143
AND SHE WAS TALKING TO ME ABOUT

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00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,043
BEING THE WEATHERMAN ON THE

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00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:53,176
NUMBER ONE NATIONAL MORNING SHOW

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00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,843
IN AMERICA!!

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00:21:56,867 --> 00:22:00,909
Josh: THAT'S DIFFERENT.

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00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:03,376
Drake: YEAH. WE'RE GONNA GO.

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00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,743
Josh: BYE.

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00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:09,943
Walter: NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE.

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00:22:09,967 --> 00:22:12,376
GONNA DO SOMETHING ELSE.

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00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,276
Josh: RIGHT.

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00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,143
Drake: NO PROBLEM.

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00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,543
Josh: NOW?

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00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:19,400
Walter: UH-HUH.

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00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,443
Josh: RROOOWWW!

551
00:23:14,467 --> 00:23:17,109
Drake: WHERE'D THE
LOBSTER BITE YOU?

552
00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:19,609
Josh: IS MEGAN
STILL IN THE ROOM?

553
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:21,176
Drake: YEAH.

554
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,676
Josh: TELL YOU LATER.
YOU BAD LOBSTERS.

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00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:27,043
Megan: WHAT WERE YOU
TWO TALKING ABOUT?

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00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:29,176
Drake: UH, WE WERE JUST TALKING.

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00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,209
ABOUT, UH... YOU KNOW.

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00:23:31,233 --> 00:23:33,309
Josh: UH, GEOMETRY.

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00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:34,943
Drake: CHATTING ABOUT GEOMETRY.

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00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:37,109
Megan: THEN TELL ME A LITTLE.

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00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:40,909
ABOUT GEOMETRY.
DRAKE, I LIKE TO LEARN.

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00:23:40,933 --> 00:23:44,209
Drake: WELL, GEOMETRY, YOU SEE.

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00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:47,509
IS ALL ABOUT SHAPES, LIKE

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00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:53,876
CIRCLES, WHICH ARE CIRCULAR, AND

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00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,776
IT'S THEIR CIRCULARITY WHICH

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00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:02,543
CONTRIBUTES TO THE
ROUNDNESS OF THEM.

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00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,276
Josh: I'll GIVE YOU 10 BUCKS TO.

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00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,443
SPILL THAT GLASS OF WATER ON THE

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GUY AT TABLE 3.

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00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:14,543
Waiter: UH, SURE.

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00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:19,676
Man: AAH, WATER!

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00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:22,076
Drake: YOU SENT HIM
TO THE WRONG TABLE.

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00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,176
Josh: THANKS FOR THE UPDATE.

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