1 00:00:03,767 --> 00:00:06,376 OK, TEACHERS? THEY'RE SOME OF 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,209 THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES. 3 00:00:08,233 --> 00:00:10,209 ALL RIGHT, TEACHERS ARE SOME 4 00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:12,509 OF THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES. 5 00:00:12,533 --> 00:00:15,109 WELL, EXCEPT FOR COACH BILBO. 6 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:17,309 AND THE WORST WAS COACH BILBO. 7 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:20,343 IT'S NOT THAT HE WAS A BAD TEACHER. 8 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:22,009 HE WAS A BAD TEACHER. 9 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:23,443 IT'S JUST THAT HE'D ALWAYS 10 00:00:23,467 --> 00:00:25,176 GET SO ANGRY, YOU COULDN'T 11 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,376 UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WAS SAYING. 12 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,343 ALL HE DID WAS YELL... BUT YOU 13 00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:30,209 COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OUTTA THE GUY'S MOUTH. 14 00:00:30,233 --> 00:00:31,210 HE'D BE LIKE, [AS COACH 15 00:00:31,234 --> 00:00:36,376 [BILBO] JOSH! [SLURRING, UNINTELLIGIBLE] 16 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,309 IF I WAS, LIKE, 3 SECONDS 17 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:39,709 LATE TO CLASS, HE'D BE ALL, [AS 18 00:00:39,733 --> 00:00:40,710 [COACH BILBO] DRAKE! [GARBLED] 19 00:00:40,734 --> 00:00:41,776 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' 20 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,076 SHOWIN' UP TO MY CLASS LATE?! 21 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:46,376 SO I'D SAY, "I'M SORRY, COACH 22 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,043 BILBO. WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?" 23 00:00:49,067 --> 00:00:51,509 AND I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT?" 24 00:00:51,533 --> 00:00:52,743 AND THEN HE'D GET MADDER AND 25 00:00:52,767 --> 00:00:54,343 GO, [AS COACH BILBO] JOSH! 26 00:00:54,367 --> 00:00:58,409 [SLURRING, UNINTELLIGIBLE] 27 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,576 AND THEN HE'D GET LIKE 28 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,109 FURIOUS AND GO, [AS COACH BILBO] 29 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:04,043 DRAKE! [SLURRING, UNINTELLIGIBLE] 30 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:06,243 DAD-GUMMIT! 31 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,709 AND THE MADDER HE GOT, THE 32 00:01:07,733 --> 00:01:10,209 LESS I COULD UNDERSTAND HIM! 33 00:01:10,233 --> 00:01:11,643 AND I'D BE LIKE, "DUDE... 34 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:14,109 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!" 35 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:15,243 BUT EVEN THOUGH COACH BILBO 36 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:17,409 WASN'T MY FAVORITE TEACHER, I 37 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:19,476 FELT SAD WHEN HE FINALLY RETIRED. 38 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,444 I'll NEVER FORGET THE DAY. 39 00:01:20,468 --> 00:01:22,676 COACH BILBO FINALLY RETIRED. 40 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,076 I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE 41 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,309 LAST THING HE SAID ON HIS WAY OUT. 42 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,277 HE WALKED THROUGH THE FRONT 43 00:01:27,301 --> 00:01:29,009 DOOR OF THE SCHOOL, LOOKED BACK, 44 00:01:29,033 --> 00:01:31,567 AND SAID... [BOTH SLURRING, UNINTELLIGIBLE] 45 00:01:56,033 --> 00:02:01,067 GREAT. THIS IS NOT GOING WELL. AH! 46 00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:12,676 [CHUCKLES] WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 47 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,444 TRYIN' TO TEACH MYSELF 48 00:02:13,468 --> 00:02:14,576 TO PLAY DRUMS AND GUITAR AT THE 49 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,543 SAME TIME. MAN, I GOTTA FIND A 50 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:18,109 NEW DRUMMER FOR MY BAND. 51 00:02:18,133 --> 00:02:19,676 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY MITCH? 52 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,376 WHO, MITCH? 53 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,043 NO. MITCH. 54 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:25,643 OH, HE QUIT MY BAND SO HE 55 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,309 COULD JOIN HIS CHURCH CHOIR. 56 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,343 JERK. 57 00:02:29,367 --> 00:02:31,243 MITCH. 58 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:32,309 I KNOW. AND MY BAND'S 59 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:33,210 SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE PREMIERE'S 60 00:02:33,234 --> 00:02:35,109 THIRD ANNIVERSARY PARTY NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT. 61 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:37,676 WAIT. MY PREMIERE, WHERE I WORK? 62 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:38,776 YEAH, WHY? 63 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,343 HELEN GAVE ME NEXT FRIDAY 64 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:41,310 OFF 'CAUSE SHE SAID THEY 65 00:02:41,334 --> 00:02:43,576 WERE REPLACING THE CARPET. I 66 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,209 WONDER WHY SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE PARTY. 67 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,343 'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. 68 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:49,376 RI-I-I-I-IGHT. AW, MAN. 69 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,210 WHAT? 70 00:02:50,234 --> 00:02:51,243 I WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT 71 00:02:51,267 --> 00:02:53,443 THE NEW CARPET. I SPENT, LIKE, 3 72 00:02:53,467 --> 00:02:56,009 HOURS LOOKIN' AT SWATCHES. 73 00:02:56,033 --> 00:02:58,076 CAN WE DISCUSS MY DRUMMER ISSUE, PLEASE? 74 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,109 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 75 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:01,576 AH, I HATE PHONES. 76 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:05,176 HELLO? YEAH, THIS IS ME. 77 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:11,043 UH-HUH. NAH-UH! NO! YEAH. I 78 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:14,609 MEAN, YES! OH, THANK YOU! YEAH, 79 00:03:14,633 --> 00:03:16,209 I'll BE THERE! THANK YOU SO. 80 00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:19,276 MUCH! I JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE T.T.T.! 81 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,209 NO! NOT THE T.T.T.! 82 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:22,609 YEAH, THE T.T.T. YOU DON'T 83 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:23,610 EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, DO YA? 84 00:03:23,634 --> 00:03:25,243 NOT A CLUE. 85 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:26,676 IT STANDS FOR "TOMORROW'S 86 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,676 TEACHERS TODAY." 87 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:31,309 GROSS. 88 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:33,243 IT'S NOT GROSS. IT'S A 89 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:34,443 PROGRAM THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE IN 90 00:03:34,467 --> 00:03:35,344 HIGH SCHOOL TO TEACH YOUNGER 91 00:03:35,368 --> 00:03:38,276 KIDS. IT'S A VERY PRESTIGIOUS HONOR. 92 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,743 WHATEVER. SO, WHAT CLASS ARE 93 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:41,544 YOU GONNA TEACH? 94 00:03:41,568 --> 00:03:44,043 CLASS, SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW 95 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:46,009 STUDENT TEACHER, JOSH NACHO. 96 00:03:46,033 --> 00:03:49,109 NICHOLS. 97 00:03:49,133 --> 00:03:50,376 GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS. I'M 98 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,633 VERY EXCITED THAT I'll BE... MEGAN?! 99 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,243 I SWEAR, I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM 100 00:04:00,267 --> 00:04:04,209 BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 101 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:07,576 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, 102 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:12,343 BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY, 103 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:17,343 IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND, 104 00:04:17,367 --> 00:04:20,043 SEE WHAT'S INSIDE, 105 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:27,409 IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE, 106 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,709 BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, 107 00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:36,343 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND OVER YOUR SHOULDER 108 00:04:36,367 --> 00:04:38,176 YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU 109 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,543 I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP 110 00:04:40,567 --> 00:04:48,567 WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND, 111 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:55,167 OHHHHH ♪ 112 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,009 WELL, JOSH, YOU CERTAINLY 113 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:02,243 SEEM EXCITED ABOUT YOUR FIRST 114 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:03,676 DAY OF STUDENT-TEACHING. 115 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:05,109 YES, MA'AM. 116 00:05:05,133 --> 00:05:05,777 I'll BE IN THE TEACHER'S. 117 00:05:05,801 --> 00:05:09,276 LOUNGE IF YOU NEED ME. 118 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:14,243 DON'T NEED ME. 119 00:05:14,267 --> 00:05:16,176 HEY, I'M JUST BRINGIN' MY BROTHER SOME MORE TEACHIN' 120 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,044 STUFF. 121 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:19,743 WHATEVER. 122 00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:21,676 HEY, JOSH. WHERE DO YOU WANT 123 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:24,009 THE DEAD GUY? 124 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,543 IT'S NOT A REAL SKELETON. 125 00:05:25,567 --> 00:05:29,476 JUST PUT IT ANYWHERE. 126 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:33,476 WHOA, YOU GOT MEGAN'S CLASS. 127 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,509 WE'RE HER BROTHERS. 128 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:37,433 DON'T TELL THEM. 129 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:43,376 HEY, ARE YOU PLAYIN' FROZEN 130 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,776 MOON BY THE BOBSLEDS? 131 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,243 UH-HUH. YOU RECOGNIZED IT 132 00:05:46,267 --> 00:05:47,343 FROM THE DRUM BEAT? 133 00:05:47,367 --> 00:05:48,776 SURE, IT'S AN AWESOME TUNE, 134 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,009 AND YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. 135 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:51,276 DRAKE, I'M READY TO START 136 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:53,376 TEACHING. RUN ALONG. 137 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,543 YEAH. ONE SEC. HOW LONG YOU 138 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:55,410 BEEN PLAYIN' DRUMS? 139 00:05:55,434 --> 00:05:57,243 I DUNNO. A FEW YEARS. 140 00:05:57,267 --> 00:05:58,077 KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S 141 00:05:58,101 --> 00:06:00,076 THERE? DRAKE'S LEAVING. SEE YA! 142 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,509 WAIT! HEY, YOU WANNA BE IN A BAND? 143 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:02,613 I'M 11. OH, COOL. MEET 144 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:04,343 ME OUT FRONT AFTER SCHOOL. I'll PICK YOU UP. 145 00:06:04,367 --> 00:06:09,109 GO! GOOD MORNING, CLASS. 146 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:14,276 MY NAME IS MR. NICHOLS. TODAY 147 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:16,176 WE'RE GOING TO BE LEARNING ABOUT THE ATOM. 148 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,743 OOH! MY NAME'S ADAM. 149 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:20,709 [CHUCKLES] NO. I MEAN WE'LL 150 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:22,109 BE LEARNING ABOUT MOLECULAR 151 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:25,476 BONDING. NOW, I'M GONNA BE 152 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,643 TEACHING YOU GUYS ALL KINDS OF 153 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,409 COOL STUFF ABOUT CHEMISTRY. 154 00:06:28,433 --> 00:06:29,443 SO YOU'RE GONNA NEED THESE 155 00:06:29,467 --> 00:06:32,443 SPECIAL TEXTBOOKS. 156 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:35,576 "ADVANCED MOLECULAR THEORY?" 157 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,309 THIS IS A COLLEGE TEXTBOOK. 158 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:41,276 I KNOW. 159 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,209 YO, BOOB. 160 00:06:43,233 --> 00:06:47,243 EXCUSE ME, MEGAN. I'M YOUR TEACHER. 161 00:06:47,267 --> 00:06:50,309 SORRY. MR. BOOB. THIS 162 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,376 STUFF IS LIKE WAY TOO HARD FOR US. 163 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,310 YEAH. 164 00:06:53,334 --> 00:06:55,076 [ALL TALKING] 165 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:57,109 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I BELIEVE 166 00:06:57,133 --> 00:06:58,709 THAT KIDS ARE MUCH MORE CAPABLE 167 00:06:58,733 --> 00:07:00,609 THAN THEY'RE GIVEN CREDIT FOR. 168 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:03,309 KEVIN'S EATING GLUE! 169 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,109 DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT 170 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,476 SUPPOSED TO EAT GLUE? 171 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:11,343 [KEVIN MUMBLES] 172 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:13,543 LOOK, I JUST THINK THAT YOUNG 173 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,243 PEOPLE NEED TO BE CHALLENGED. 174 00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:17,276 AND I'M MR. CHALLENGE. 175 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,276 YOU SAID YOU WERE MR. NICHOLS. 176 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:21,343 I THOUGHT HE WAS MR. BOOB. 177 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:24,009 [KIDS GIGGLE] 178 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:24,677 HEY, WATCH IT, ALL RIGHT?! I 179 00:07:24,701 --> 00:07:25,743 CAN BE QUICK WITH THE TIME-OUTS! 180 00:07:25,767 --> 00:07:29,009 JUST SAYIN'. 181 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:31,076 AND THAT GUY'S YOUR BROTHER? 182 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,509 YEAH. 183 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:35,733 I'M SO SORRY. 184 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:03,209 IS THAT GOOD? 185 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,309 GOOD? YOU'RE AMAZING. MAN, 186 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,709 YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH MY BAND ON FRIDAY NIGHT. 187 00:08:06,733 --> 00:08:10,143 OK. WAIT, WILL IT BE OVER BY 9:00? 188 00:08:10,167 --> 00:08:11,209 WHY? 189 00:08:11,233 --> 00:08:12,576 9:00 IS MY BEDTIME. 190 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,009 COME ON, MAN, YOU'RE GONNA BE 191 00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:15,443 A ROCK STAR. ROCK STARS DON'T 192 00:08:15,467 --> 00:08:16,509 HAVE BEDTIMES. 193 00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:17,709 SO WHEN DO THEY SLEEP? 194 00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:19,243 WHEN THEY'RE DONE ROCKIN'. 195 00:08:19,267 --> 00:08:20,776 SO, ARE YOU IN OR WHAT? 196 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,609 SURE. I'll PLAY IN YOUR BAND. 197 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:25,043 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY DRUMMER. 198 00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:27,276 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M A REAL ROCK STAR! 199 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:27,777 [CAR HORN HONKS] 200 00:08:27,801 --> 00:08:31,543 UH-OH. THAT'S MY MOM. 201 00:08:31,567 --> 00:08:33,276 OH, HI, MR. NICHOLS. 202 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:34,643 HEY, NEIL. DON'T FORGET TO DO 203 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:35,676 YOUR HOMEWORK. 204 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,209 DRAKE SAYS ROCK STARS DON'T 205 00:08:37,233 --> 00:08:38,567 DO HOMEWORK. BYE! 206 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:45,409 DO YOU GET PLEASURE FROM 207 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:47,309 POISONING THE MINDS OF CHILDREN? 208 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,076 I WAS NOT "POISONING HIS" 209 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,343 "MIND." I WAS JUST... MEGAN, WHAT 210 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:52,376 ARE YOU DOIN' IN OUR ROOM? 211 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,376 LOOKIN' FOR MY PENTENDO G-S. 212 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,209 VIDEO GAMES? SHOULDN'T YOU BE 213 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,576 DOING SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW? 214 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,410 SHOULDN'T YOU BE PLUCKIN' 215 00:09:00,434 --> 00:09:03,043 THAT GIANT HAIR STICKING OUTTA YOUR NOSE? 216 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,243 OOH, I'll GET IT. 217 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:08,543 OW!!! I AM NOT FOR PLUCKIN'! 218 00:09:08,567 --> 00:09:11,776 OH, THERE IT IS. 219 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,543 GIMME MY PENTENDO G-S! 220 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:16,209 NO. YOU SHOULD BE DOIN' YOUR HOMEWORK. 221 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:17,443 I'M NOT DOIN' THAT HOMEWORK. 222 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:18,310 HEH? 223 00:09:18,334 --> 00:09:20,309 NONE OF US ARE. IT'S WAY TOO HARD. 224 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:24,176 LISTEN, LITTLE GIRL! I AM 225 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,643 YOUR TEACHER, AND YOU WILL SHOW 226 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,333 ME SOME RESPECT! 227 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,200 [GIGGLES] YOU GOT PANTSED. 228 00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:48,443 [GERMAN ACCENT] GOOD MORNING, 229 00:09:48,467 --> 00:09:52,776 CHILDREN. GUTEN TAG. 230 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,243 AW, MAN. 231 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:57,276 NOW, I AM A VERY FAMOUS 232 00:09:57,300 --> 00:10:00,376 PERSON. WHO AM I? 233 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,676 A HOBO? 234 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:06,276 NO. HOBOS AREN'T FAMOUS. NOW, 235 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:10,109 HERE'S A HINT: I AM A FAMOUS SCIENTIST. 236 00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:10,777 HARRY POTTER? 237 00:10:10,801 --> 00:10:13,609 NO. HARRY POTTER IS A WIZARD. 238 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:18,043 THINK! I AM A GERMAN SCIENTIST. 239 00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,476 A HOBO! 240 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,110 ([NO ACCENT) DUDE, I'M ALBERT 241 00:10:20,134 --> 00:10:23,243 EINSTEIN! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS 242 00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:25,209 FROM YOUR HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT! 243 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,743 I TOLD YOU WE WEREN'T DOING IT. 244 00:10:26,767 --> 00:10:29,309 WAIT A MINUTE. NONE OF YOU 245 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,476 DID YOUR HOMEWORK? 246 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,576 I TRIED TO, BUT I COULDN'T 247 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,243 FIGURE IT OUT, SO I ASKED MY MOM 248 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:34,267 TO HELP ME. AND...? 249 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:35,677 SHE COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT 250 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,209 EITHER, SO SHE ASKED MY DAD, AND 251 00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:40,609 THEN HE GOT MAD AND WENT TO A MOTEL. 252 00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:45,476 WELL, THEN I GUESS I'M GONNA 253 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,309 HAVE TO GIVE YOU ALL A POP QUIZ. 254 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:48,710 WHAT?! 255 00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,076 NO WAY! 256 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,276 AW, MAN! THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR! 257 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,109 YO, EINSTEIN. IF YOU GIVE US 258 00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:55,276 A QUIZ ON HOMEWORK WE DIDN'T DO, 259 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,576 WE'RE ALL GONNA FAIL. 260 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,510 MAYBE YOU SHOULDA THOUGHT OF 261 00:10:57,534 --> 00:10:59,443 THAT WHEN YOU WEREN'T DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. 262 00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:02,376 YOUR BROTHER'S GETTING ON MY NERVES. 263 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,076 YEAH. HE'S BUGGIN' ME, TOO. 264 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,076 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 265 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,643 ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN... OH, NO! 266 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,276 SECURITY! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER 267 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,233 HOBO IN THE CLASSROOM! 268 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:21,309 AAH! I'M NOT A HOBO! OH! OH! 269 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,233 STAND DOWN! 270 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,277 OH, THERE'S KATIE. 271 00:11:31,301 --> 00:11:32,776 HAVE FUN AT THE PARTY. 272 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,333 OH! SNAG ME SOME CAKE. 273 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:39,367 HEY, GUYS. 274 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:49,176 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATIE. 275 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,243 OH... HI, MEGAN. 276 00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:54,376 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 277 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,376 UM, DIDN'T YOU GET MY TEXT MESSAGE? 278 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,376 WHAT TEXT MESSAGE? 279 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,643 THE ONE WHERE I UN-INVITED 280 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,076 YOU TO THIS PARTY. 281 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,676 UM, WHY WOULD YOU UN-INVITE ME? 282 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,276 'CAUSE NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE. 283 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,409 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU GO 284 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:12,743 HANG OUT WITH YOUR BROTHER, THE TEACHER? 285 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:13,767 LOHAN. DUFF. 286 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,433 LOHAN. DUFF. 287 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,300 LOHAN. DUFF. 288 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:18,576 HELEN, WHO WOULD WIN IN 289 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,276 A SLAP FIGHT, LOHAN OR DUFF? 290 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,409 OH, NO CONTEST... LOHAN. 291 00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:23,743 HA! 292 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:27,276 HELEN... >> DUFF CAN'T TAKE A PUNCH! 293 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:30,276 NO. YOU KNOW, YOU FORGOT TO 294 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,277 INVITE ME TO THE ANNIVERSARY 295 00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:32,576 PARTY HERE NEXT WEEK. 296 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,576 NO, I DIDN'T. 297 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,409 WHY'D YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THAT? 298 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:38,109 IT SLIPPED OUT. 299 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,243 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN COME. 300 00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:40,409 SWEET. WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? 301 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:41,244 THAT RED VEST. 302 00:12:41,268 --> 00:12:45,109 YOU'RE PARKING CARS. 303 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:49,276 OK. CLAY AIKEN OR FRODO? 304 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,409 FRODO. 305 00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:53,409 EVERYONE HATES ME BECAUSE OF YOU. 306 00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:55,243 I WANTED ONE PIECE OF CAKE. 307 00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:56,244 NOT YOU. 308 00:12:56,268 --> 00:12:58,343 PROFESSOR DORK-STEIN. 309 00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,309 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I JUST GOT THROWN OUT OF 310 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,310 A PARTY BECAUSE YOU GAVE US 311 00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,109 A POP QUIZ THAT WE ALL FAILED. 312 00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:04,409 ALL RIGHT, YOU FAILED A POP 313 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:07,109 QUIZ? WELCOME TO MY CLUB. 314 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:09,576 I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR F-CLUB. 315 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:14,409 WELL! 316 00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:16,109 MEGAN, IF YOU GUYS JUST 317 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,110 APPLY YOURSELVES... 318 00:13:17,134 --> 00:13:18,409 WE'RE IN THE FIFTH GRADE. 319 00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:19,743 WHY DON'T YOU TEACH ON SOMEONE 320 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,276 YOUR OWN SIZE? 321 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,109 HEY, COME ON. GIVE HIM A BREAK. HE'S PROBABLY JUST 322 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:23,744 TRYING TO HELP YOU GUYS LEARN 323 00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:25,409 SOMETHING OR... SOMETHING. 324 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:27,276 HEY, DRAKE. 325 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,743 HEY, WHAT'S UP, MY DRUMMER? 326 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,109 LISTEN, MY MOM WON'T LET ME 327 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,409 PLAY IN YOUR BAND 'CAUSE I 328 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:35,667 FAILED MR. NICHOLS' QUIZ. SORRY. 329 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,576 LOOK, I AM A TEACHER. NOW, 330 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,743 I REALIZE THESE KIDS MIGHT 331 00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:46,276 THINK THAT I'M BEING TOUGH ON 332 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:49,109 'EM, BUT DEEP DOWN, I KNOW THAT 333 00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,243 THEY APPRECIATE ME. 334 00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:53,576 YEAH, THAT MUST EXPLAIN THE JOSH PIÑATA. 335 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,567 [KIDS ALL SCREAMING AT ONCE] 336 00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:19,133 IT DOES LOOK LIKE ME. 337 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:31,443 STUPID STUDENT TEACHER PROGRAM. 338 00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:33,143 I HATE STUDENT TEACHER 339 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:36,309 PROGRAMS. PEANUT BUTTER AND CELERY? 340 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,609 YOU KNOW, NOBODY IN MY CLASS 341 00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:39,143 LIKES ME ANYMORE, ALL BECAUSE OF 342 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,776 JOSH. WE PLAYED DODGEBALL IN GYM 343 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,443 TODAY. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY 344 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,547 BALLS I HAD TO DODGE? NO. 345 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,776 A LOT OF BALLS, DRAKE. 346 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,076 YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? BECAUSE 347 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,709 OF JOSH, I HAVE NO DRUMMER. 348 00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:55,076 HEY, WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 349 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,709 HEY, YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 350 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,143 YEAH, IT'S SORT OF AN 351 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:01,609 ANNOYING BUZZING SOUND. 352 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:05,776 ANNOYING AND BOOBISH. 353 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,443 FINE. YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY 354 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,776 IT THAT WAY? DOESN'T BOTHER ME. 355 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,276 BECAUSE I KNOW I'M DOING 356 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,143 THE RIGHT THING. I AM A GOOD 357 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,700 TEACHER, BECAUSE I CHALL... 358 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:23,309 I DON'T CARE. 359 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,443 I LIKE IT ON MY FACE. 360 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,776 YOU LISTEN, JOSH. YOU'RE 361 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,777 GONNA CHANGE NEIL'S GRADE TO AN 362 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,143 "A" SO HE CAN PLAY WITH MY BAND 363 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,609 ON FRIDAY NIGHT. AND YOU'RE GONNA STOP 364 00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:32,609 CHALLENGING ALL MY FRIENDS. 365 00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:34,443 NO. ALL RIGHT? YOU KIDS NEED 366 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,309 TO BE CHALLENGED. AND I'll TELL. 367 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,776 YOU WHAT, I AM GONNA WHIP THOSE 368 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,609 LITTLE KIDS' BRAINS INTO SHAPE. 369 00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:43,533 YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL ALL SEE! 370 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,467 I WANT MY PUNCH. 371 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:03,143 NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 372 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:05,276 OH, I LIKE THAT SMILE. 373 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,609 THAT'S A SMILE FULL OF EVIL. 374 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,309 IS THERE ANY OTHER REASON TO SMILE? 375 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,277 YOU GOT A PLAN. TELL ME. 376 00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:12,309 WELL, TOMORROW MISS HUNTER'S 377 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,143 GONNA WATCH JOSH AND EVALUATE 378 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,309 HIS TEACHING SKILLS. 379 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:19,143 AH, I... DON'T KNOW WHY THAT HELPS US. 380 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:21,200 JUST GO GET YOUR CAR KEYS. 381 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:04,609 OK, MEGAN, I'M IN! 382 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:08,143 YEAH, ME, TOO. 383 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,443 HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 384 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:10,444 I WALKED THROUGH THE FRONT 385 00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:13,609 DOOR. IT'S A SCHOOL, DRAKE, NOT A BANK. 386 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,276 WHATEVER. JUST DO YOUR THING. 387 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,143 [BRIEFCASE BEEPING] 388 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,144 MAN, HOW MUCH ALLOWANCE 389 00:17:20,168 --> 00:17:21,276 DO MOM AND DAD GIVE YOU? 390 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,200 JUST GO BE MY LOOKOUT! 391 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,376 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 392 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,609 LOOK, IT'S A BUNNY. 393 00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:00,700 STOP THAT! 394 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,609 JOSH NICHOLS, ARE YOU READY 395 00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:11,276 TO BE EVALUATED? 396 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,277 YES, MA'AM. 397 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,776 PLEASE BEGIN. 398 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:18,276 CHILDREN, PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 399 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,276 NOW, TODAY WE WILL BE COVERING 400 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,609 THE 3 STATES OF MATTER: SOLIDS, 401 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:26,443 LIQUIDS, AND GASES. 402 00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:28,609 NOW, I HAVE SET UP A VIDEO 403 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,443 PRESENTATION FOR YOU TO WATCH ON 404 00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:34,309 THIS MONITOR. NOW, ON SCREEN, 405 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,609 WE WILL BE LOOKING AT THE 406 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,309 LOOSELY-PACKED ATOMIC STRUCTURE 407 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,276 OF A LIQUID. 408 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,700 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 409 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,709 I REALIZE THIS CAN BE VERY 410 00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:52,243 ENJOYABLE, BUT THE... WHAT THE...? 411 00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:53,376 WHY ARE THOSE CLOWNS HURTING 412 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,209 EACH OTHER WITH CHICKENS? 413 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:58,276 YES, JOSH, WHY? 414 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,609 STRIKE ONE. 415 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,776 I'll JUST MOVE ON TO MY NEXT. 416 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,143 SEGMENT. ALL RIGHT. 417 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:09,143 OK. NOW, WATER IS ONE OF THE FEW 418 00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:10,276 COMPOUNDS THAT CAN ASSUME 419 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,276 THE FORM OF EITHER A SOLID, 420 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,367 A LIQUID, OR A GAS. 421 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:20,276 OOH! OHH! OHH! OHH! 422 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,143 THIS WOULD BE THE LIQUID. 423 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,776 YOU BROKE THE FAUCET! 424 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,320 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. HERE, I'll FIX IT. 425 00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:29,276 NO, NO, MOVE. I'll FIX IT. 426 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,700 WHOA! 427 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:45,067 UNH! 428 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,143 STRIKE 2. 429 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:54,609 NEXT... >> OH-HO, GREAT, THERE'S MORE! 430 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:57,276 I WILL SHOW YOU ALL HOW YOU 431 00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,443 CAN COMBINE A LIQUID AND A SOLID 432 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,276 TO FORM A GAS. FIRST, I WILL 433 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,309 TAKE THIS BEAKER OF SODIUM 434 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,276 SULFIDE AND POUR IT INTO THIS 435 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:11,143 JAR, WHICH CONTAINS 10 GRAMS 436 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:14,776 OF CARBON ZENITE. NOW, NOTE HOW 437 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,276 THE COLOR CHANGES WHEN I POUR 438 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,609 THE SODIUM SULFIDE INTO... 439 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,200 [STUDENTS COUGHING] 440 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:38,443 NEXT... >> LEAVE! 441 00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:41,276 [JOSH SOBBING] 442 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:44,609 STRIKE 3, AND YOU'RE OUT. 443 00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:47,467 [MUSIC PLAYING] 444 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,076 [CHEERING] 445 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,376 THANK YOU. HOW ABOUT A HAND 446 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,543 FOR 11-YEAR-OLD NEIL KRAMER ON DRUMS. 447 00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:59,143 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 448 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:01,533 OK, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A SHORT BREAK. 449 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,309 HEY, GREAT JOB. THANKS FOR PLAYING, MAN. 450 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,277 YEAH, BUT THANK MEGAN. 451 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,443 I MEAN, IF SHE DIDN'T GET YOUR 452 00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:10,277 BROTHER FIRED, I WOULDN'T HAVE 453 00:21:10,301 --> 00:21:11,776 GOT MY GRADE CHANGED. 454 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,777 WHO DO YOU THINK HELPED HER 455 00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:15,309 SABOTAGE JOSH'S PRESENTATION? 456 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,609 SHE SAID ALL YOU DID WAS 457 00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:17,776 DRIVE HER THERE. 458 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,276 AND HOME. 459 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,309 DRAKE PARKER, YOUR MUSIC 460 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:23,776 MAKES ME WANT TO WIGGLE TILL I GIGGLE. AAH! 461 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,600 THANKS, HELEN. OH, YOU LOOK SO CUTE WITH 462 00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:26,610 YOUR MICROPHONE, LIKE A LITTLE 463 00:21:26,634 --> 00:21:31,276 ROCK STAR. OHH, GIVE ME A HUG! 464 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,276 YOU, TOO, LITTLE DRUMMER BOY! 465 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,277 IS THIS WHAT YOU MEANT BY 466 00:21:34,301 --> 00:21:35,776 HAVING GIRLS ALL OVER YOU? 467 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,200 SORT OF. 468 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,673 HEY, JOSH. WHAT'S UP? 469 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:43,510 HEY. 470 00:21:43,534 --> 00:21:45,276 WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT? 471 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,543 TO GIVE YOU A PRESENT. 472 00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:48,243 YOU GUYS GOT ME A PRESENT? 473 00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:48,477 YEAH. 474 00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:51,467 I WRAPPED IT. 475 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,609 A TROPHY WITH A GIRAFFE ON IT? 476 00:22:00,633 --> 00:22:03,276 THE TROPHY SHOP WAS OUT OF PEOPLE. 477 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,209 READ WHAT IT SAYS. 478 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,609 "TO MR. NICHOLS, OUR FAVORITE" 479 00:22:07,633 --> 00:22:11,276 "TEACHER." I DON'T GET IT. 480 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:14,276 IS THAT GONNA BLOW UP? 481 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,443 NO. 482 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,143 BECAUSE OF YOU, MISS HUNTER 483 00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:18,167 QUIT TEACHING. FOREVER. 484 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,309 AND WE HATED MISS HUNTER. 485 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,609 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS HATED ME? 486 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,143 WE DO. 487 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:27,309 WE HATE YOU BOTH, BUT IN DIFFERENT WAYS. 488 00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:28,277 ANYWAY, YOU WANT TO COME HAVE 489 00:22:28,301 --> 00:22:29,776 SOME PIZZA WITH US? 490 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,776 AND LISTEN TO DRAKE'S NEXT SET? 491 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,143 YOU GUYS HATE ME, BUT YOU 492 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:34,609 WANT ME TO COME HANG OUT WITH YOU? 493 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:36,609 DUDE, WE HATE YOU AS A TEACHER. 494 00:22:36,633 --> 00:22:42,609 YEAH, BUT AS A GUY, YOU'RE ALMOST COOL. 495 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,309 THEY THINK I'M COOL. 496 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,067 I HEARD "ALMOST." 497 00:22:49,733 --> 00:22:57,733 [SINGING IN HEBREW] 498 00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:00,443 WELL? 499 00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:03,776 UM, YOU DO KNOW THIS GIG IS ON A FRIDAY. 500 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,200 OY. 501 00:23:10,633 --> 00:23:11,776 MAN, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. 502 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,143 THANKS. 503 00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:14,144 COULD YOU TRY IT ONE MORE 504 00:23:14,168 --> 00:23:15,776 TIME. THIS TIME A LITTLE MORE UP-TEMPO? 505 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:20,776 YOU CALLING ME FAT? AAAAAH! 506 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,276 SO HOW'D YOU FIX THE WALL? 507 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,676 OH, RABBI HAD SOME SPACKLE. 508 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,610 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 509 00:23:26,634 --> 00:23:28,600 [ CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... ]