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OK, YOU WANT TO KNOW
SOMETHING ABOUT JOSH?

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YEAH, I'll TELL YOU A LITTLE.

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SECRET ABOUT DRAKE.

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HE CAN BE THE MOST IRRITATING

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HUMAN ON THE PLANET.

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SOMETIMES HE AGGRAVATES ME TO

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A POINT WHERE I JUST WANT TO GO

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GRRR... YEOW!

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I'M NOT DOING TOO GOOD

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IN ENGLISH, RIGHT? YOU
KNOW DRAKE HATES MY

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GIRLFRIEND MINDY, RIGHT?

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SO LAST WEEK HE GOES UP

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TO OUR TEACHER... >>
SO ON SATURDAY MINDY'S

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WALKING UP OUR DRIVEWAY...

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AND JOSH TELLS HER I SHOULD

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HAVE A TUTOR.

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AND DRAKE SPRAYS
HER WITH THE HOSE!

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A TUTOR?

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A HOSE!

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I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER WITHOUT

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FINDING HIS HAIR ON THE SOAP.

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HE PEES... NEAR THE TOILET.

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Both: SOMETIMES HE
JUST DRIVES ME INSANE.

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OOH, HOOKED IT.

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[SIGHS]

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OK, 200 YARDS TO THE GREEN.

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HEY, DRAKE. AAH!

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DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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GOLFING.

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YOU CAN'T HIT REAL GOLF BALLS

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IN OUR ROOM!

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SURE, I CAN. WATCH THIS.

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DON'T, PLEASE!

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YOU SMASHED MY FRAMED
KINDERGARTEN DIPLOMA.

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NOW THERE IS NO PROOF!

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YOU HAVE NO RESPECT
FOR MY PERSONAL ITEMS.

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NEITHER DO YOU. WHAT?

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LOOK AT THIS.

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LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO MY UNDERWEAR.

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RED BOXERS IN ONE PILE,

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BLUE BOXERS IN ANOTHER?

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YEAH. YOU SHOULD THANK ME FOR

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ORGANIZING THEM.

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OK, FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME,

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I DON'T LIKE YOU TOUCHING MY

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UNDERWEAR. BESIDES, I LIKE THEM

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ORGANIZED LIKE THIS.

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[GASPS]

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NOW EXCUSE ME.

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I HAVE A TOURNAMENT TO PLAY.

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YOU WILL NOT HIT ANOTHER

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GOLF BALL IN THIS ROOM!

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FORE!

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AAH!

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MY LAVA LAMP FROM
CANADA... THAT TEARS IT!

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DON'T DO IT, JOSH.

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WHOOPS.

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OK, OK, YOU WANT
TO PLAY THAT WAY?

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GET YOUR HANDS OFF
MY PICTURE OF OPRAH!

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FINE. OOH, YEAH.

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THAT'S RIGHT. NO HANDS.

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ME AND OPRAH CHEEK TO CHEEK.

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YOU'RE THE WORST...
YOU'RE THE WORST

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BROTHER EVER!

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[BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE]

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HEY! HEY! HEY!

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Drake: WHAT?

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IT IS 11:45 P.M.

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I AM A LITTLE GIRL.

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LITTLE GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE

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ASLEEP AT 11:45 P.M.

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NOW, THIS IS THE THIRD NIGHT IN

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A ROW YOU CLOWNS HAVE KEPT ME UP

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WITH YOUR FIGHTING.

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[BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE]

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HEY!

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HERE.

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Josh: WHAT ARE THESE?

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TICKETS TO THE DR. PHYLLIS

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SHOW. YOU GUYS BOTH GO ON

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TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL. THE TOPIC

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IS BICKERING BROTHERS. NOW, I'M

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GONNA GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND I

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DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER SOUND

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OUT OF THIS ROOM.

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I DON'T WANT TO GO ON

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THE DR. PHYLLIS SHOW.

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WHY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID

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SHE'LL DIAGNOSE
YOU AS A BIG JERK?

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OH, I'M A BIG JERK?

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I SAID IT, BUDDY!

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YOU'RE A JERK.

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J-E-R-K!

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[BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE]

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[DEVICE BEEPING]

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[BEEPING FASTER]

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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT

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THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY,

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I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU
OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

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IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,

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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE

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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
OVER YOUR SHOULDER,

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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

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I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.

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WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND,

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OOH-OOH-OOH, OOOOOOOH ♪

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[APPLAUSE]

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Producer: EVERYONE STAND BY.

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IN 5, 4, 3, 2... >>
HELLO, I'M DR. PHYLLIS

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TUPPER, AND WELCOME
TO DR. PHYLLIS.

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[APPLAUSE]

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TODAY'S TOPIC IS ON BICKERING

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BROTHERS. FIRST I'D LIKE YOU TO

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MEET DRAKE PARKER.

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W-WAIT. WHY DOES HE GET

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INTRODUCED FIRST?

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WHY DON'T YOU QUIT YOUR WHINING?

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IRRITANT.

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MY NAME'S JOSH NICHOLS.

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[APPLAUSE]

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WELL, OBVIOUSLY THERE'S BEEN

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A LOT OF BICKERING GOING ON

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BETWEEN YOU TWO BOYS. WHY DON'T

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YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT?

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WELL, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I

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DON'T KNOW WHERE
TO START WITH THIS KID.

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CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE, DOC.

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[BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE]

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SO WONDERFUL YOU'RE

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MARRIED. DRAKE! YOU PROMISED

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YOU'D BACK OFF. HOW DARE YOU

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MARRY MY WOMAN.

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HEY, DON'T GET MAD AT ME.

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YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS
A FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY.

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WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS.

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WELL, WE'RE REALLY
GOOD FRIENDS NOW.

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I'M... I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT

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ACTUALLY MARRIED.

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UH, YEAH, WE ARE.

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YOU HEARD ME SAY...

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[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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WOULD YOU GIVE ME... >> NO!

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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YOU'RE A CHILD!

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YOUR ROOM?

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THAT'S RIGHT... SINCE MY OLD

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ROOM IS INHABITED
BY AN IMMATURE BEAST.

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THIS IS NOT YOUR ROOM.

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YEAH? THEN WHY IS MY BED IN

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HERE? WHY IS MY GUITAR IN HERE?

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AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WHY ARE YOU IN HERE?

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BECAUSE THIS IS THE LIVING

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ROOM, AND UH... YEAH, LIVING!

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MAYBE, BUT NOT FOR LONG.

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OK, YOU WANNA TUSSLE?

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YOU SICKEN ME.

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YOU'RE THE WORST.

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I HOPE YOU GO BALD.

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I HOPE THEY CANCEL OPRAH.

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TAKE THAT BACK!

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WHOA!

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YOU PUT CUMIN IN HIS WAFFLES?

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YOU TOLD ME TO PUT
CUMIN IN HIS WAFFLES.

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I SAID CINNAMON. CINNAMON!

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YOU RUINED MY
FIRST BASEBALL GAME.

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OH, POOR LITTLE JOSH DIDN'T

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GET HIS FOAM FINGER.

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YOU WANT A MOUTHFUL OF FIST?

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YOU WANT A BUTT FULL OF FOOT?

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BRING IT, PARKER.

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YOU BRING IT!

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WELL, CLEARLY THERE IS A LOT

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OF FIGHTING THAT GOES ON BETWEEN

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YOU TWO BROTHERS.

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OH, YEAH. AND HE'S
ALWAYS STARTING IT.

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BEG TO DIFFER.

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UH, JOSH, DRAKE IS SPEAKING

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RIGHT NOW, AND YOU NEED TO

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RESPECT THAT, BECAUSE IF YOU

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DON'T RESPECT HIM, HOW WILL HE

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EVER RESPECT YOU?

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YES, JOSH. HOW?

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HE'S NOT GONNA RESPECT ME.

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HE NEVER DOES.

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DO NOT USE THE WORD "NEVER,"

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BECAUSE "NEVER" IS JUST "EVER"

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WITH AN "N" IN FRONT OF IT.

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[MOUTHING WORD]

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DRAKE, PLEASE, CONTINUE

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TELLING US A LITTLE
BIT MORE ABOUT JOSH.

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GLAD TO, PHYLLIS. THE MAIN

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THING ABOUT MY BROTHER JOSH IS

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HE'S A SPAZ. AND IF YOU DON'T

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BELIEVE ME, LET ME SHARE A FEW

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MEMORIES WITH YOU.

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PARENTS WILL LOVE ME,

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SO I WILL NOT BE NERVOUS.

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REALLY? 'CAUSE MOST PEOPLE

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I KNOW PUT THEIR UNDERWEAR ON

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BEFORE THEIR PANTS.

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I GOTTA GET A HAIRCUT.

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PYOOKA'S COMING! OW!

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I'M COMING! WHOA!

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DON'T WORRY, HELEN!

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JOSH IS COMING! WHOA!

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[MUMBLING EXCITEDLY]

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AAH, AAH!

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SO YOU SEE WHAT I'M DEALING

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WITH HERE? I'M TELLING YOU,

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IT IS NOT EASY HAVING
JOSH FOR A BROTHER.

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OH, AND YOU THINK YOU'RE

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A WALK THROUGH A FRESH MEADOW?

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SEE? WHO SAYS THINGS LIKE THAT?

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YOU HUSH. THIS IS MY TIME.

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NOW, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT

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AGGRAVATING? LET ME TELL YOU

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A COUPLE STORIES
ABOUT MY BROTHER DRAKE.

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SO YOU TURN THE MAGNET ON

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BY PRESSING THIS RED BUTTON?

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OW. TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!

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TURN IT OFF!

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OK, SO HOW DO WE BUY SOME?

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CAN'T. SAYS HERE THEY'RE ONLY

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AVAILABLE IN SOUTH AW-MER-EECA.

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WHAT?

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SOUTH AMERICA!

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OH.

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OOH, UH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY

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PUT THAT FIRE OUT FIRST.

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ON IT.

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NOT THAT WAY!

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Robot: POR FAVOR.

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NO!

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Robot: POR FAVOR.

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NO!

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Robot: POR FAVOR.

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ALL RIGHT.

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WE FREEZE HER. YEAH, YEAH.

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THEN WE THAW HER OUT, LIKE,

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300 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE.

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OH, MAN, SHE WILL
BE SO FREAKED OUT.

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FREEZE HER.

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YOU DIDN'T REALLY
WRITE THAT DOWN...

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NO!

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[GRUNTS]

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Man on television: PUSH IN.

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HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.

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AAH! OW! OW! OH!

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YOU WRECKED MY DINNER,

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YOU WRECKED MY $100 ICE

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SCULPTURE, AND YOU
WRECKED MY RELATIONSHIP!

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YOU SPENT $100 ON ICE?

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RAAH!

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AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVING

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WITH DRAKE IN YOUR LIFE.

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ALL RIGHT. WELL, WE ARE GOING

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TO BREAK FOR OUR COMMERCIAL NOW.

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AND DURING THAT TIME, DRAKE AND

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JOSH, I WOULD LIKE YOU BOTH TO

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THINK ABOUT HAPPIER TIMES THAT

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YOU'VE SHARED.

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LIKE BEFORE HE
MOVED INTO MY LIFE?

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YOU SEE WHAT HE DOES?

264
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,876
YOU ALL SAW IT.

265
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OH, GIVE IT A REST JOSH.

266
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YOU KNOW WHAT...
[BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE]

267
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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WELCOME BACK. I'M DR.

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PHYLLIS. AND THE SUBJECT WE ARE

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TACKLING TODAY IS BICKERING

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BROTHERS, WHICH IS WHY I HAVE

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DRAKE AND JOSH
HERE... 2 BROTHERS

273
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WHO LATELY HAVE BEEN DOING MORE

274
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THAN THEIR FAIR
SHARE OF BICKERING.

275
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I DO NOT BICKER. I JUST

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RESPOND TO HIS ABNORMAL,
IRRITANT BEHAVIOR.

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[SCOFFS] YOU'RE THE BICKERER.

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LIAR!

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OK, BOYS, NOW, I FIND THAT

280
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WHEN THERE IS TENSION BETWEEN

281
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2 SIBLINGS, SOMETIMES THAT

282
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TENSION CAN BE COMING
FROM ANOTHER SOURCE.

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

284
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SHOCKER.

285
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WHAT I'M ASKING YOU IS IF

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THERE MIGHT BE SOMEONE ELSE IN

287
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YOUR HOUSEHOLD THAT
CAUSES YOU GUYS STRESS?

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Both: MEGAN.

289
00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:49,909
Josh: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

290
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[MEGAN SCREAMS]

291
00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:53,543
[DOGS BARKING]

292
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WHAT HAPPENED?

293
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:56,876
WELL, I WAS JUST OUT HERE

294
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,343
TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT SPACE, AND

295
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:02,076
DRAKE AND JOSH PUSHED ME DOWN.

296
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,343
WHAT?

297
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,043
WE DIDN'T PUSH HER DOWN.

298
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,943
OH, RIGHT. I JUST DECIDED

299
00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:10,076
TO LIE DOWN IN THE
GRASS AND SCREAM.

300
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,509
FIRST I WILL TAKE THIS BEAKER

301
00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:14,876
OF SODIUM SULFIDE AND POUR IT

302
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,609
INTO THIS JAR. NOTE HOW

303
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THE COLOR CHANGES WHEN I POUR

304
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THE SODIUM SULFIDE INTO...

305
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,767
[CHILDREN COUGHING]

306
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,933
STRIKE 3, AND YOU'RE OUT.

307
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:37,609
[DRAKE SNORING]

308
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:40,476
Watch: STEREO ON.

309
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,100
AAH!

310
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:51,343
AAH! MEGAN, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

311
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:54,043
I WANT MY PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPERS.

312
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,044
IS THAT A BAND?

313
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,076
I'M AFRAID I'M NOT FAMILIAR

314
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,209
WITH THEIR WORK.

315
00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,309
YEAH, AND I'M AFRAID I'M

316
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:03,309
GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

317
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:06,609
I WANT MY PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPERS!

318
00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:09,476
[JOSH SCREAMING]

319
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,643
WHAT UP WITH THE TIE?

320
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:12,743
I'M JUST GETTING READY

321
00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:13,876
FOR MY BIG DINNER WITH MINDY'S

322
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,176
PARENTS TONIGHT.

323
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,843
OH, YEAH? YOU NERVOUS? WHAT

324
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:18,576
IF THEY THINK YOU'RE A BOOB?

325
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,476
I DO.

326
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,309
GIVE ME THE REMOTE.

327
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,543
I DON'T THINK SO, MEGAN.

328
00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:26,643
IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST

329
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:30,209
RUN UP TO YOUR... HEY!

330
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,409
WHAT THE... MEGAN,
YOU CAN'T JUST

331
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:36,843
FLIP SOMEONE... YEOW!

332
00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:38,509
I AM YOUR TEACHER, AND YOU

333
00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:41,467
WILL SHOW ME SOME RESPECT.

334
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:51,767
[BEEPING]

335
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:05,476
HAPPY?

336
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,276
NOW, FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE

337
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,843
THAT AN 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL DID

338
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,709
ALL THOSE THINGS TO YOU.

339
00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:11,843
WELL, IT'S TRUE.

340
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:12,909
YEAH, YOU WANT TO SEE

341
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:15,209
THE SCARS AND BRUISES?

342
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,043
NO, THANK YOU. NO, WHAT I'D

343
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,776
LIKE YOU TO DO IS TRY A PHYSICAL

344
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,309
EXERCISE. IF YOU COULD TURN AND

345
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,443
FACE EACH OTHER...

346
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,043
NOW TAKE EACH OTHER'S HANDS.

347
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:25,844
EW.

348
00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:27,676
GROSS.

349
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:33,143
TAKE EACH OTHER'S HANDS.

350
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,143
GOOD, GOOD. NOW, I WANT YOU

351
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,609
TO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK

352
00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:40,643
BACK TO A TIME... >>
OW! HE PINCHED MY PALM!

353
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:41,610
DRAKE!

354
00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:43,443
I DID NOT! OW! OW!

355
00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:45,476
HE TWISTED MY THUMB!

356
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,243
BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!

357
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:50,043
[BOTH SCREAM]

358
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,643
BOY! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!

359
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,109
Josh: I'll GET YOU FOR THAT!

360
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:56,876
STOP IT! BOYS, STOP!

361
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,843
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BOYS!

362
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:02,043
NOW... NOW JUST STOP IT!

363
00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,609
IS THIS HOW YOU TWO DEAL WITH

364
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:06,309
YOUR PROBLEMS... WITH
PHYSICAL VIOLENCE?

365
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:10,776
WELL... >> ON RARE OCCASIONS.

366
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,043
THAT FINGER SHOULD BELONG TO ME.

367
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:14,076
YEAH? WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE

368
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,176
IT. YOU KNOW WHY?

369
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,110
WHY?

370
00:16:16,134 --> 00:16:20,709
'CAUSE I'M NUMBER ONE.

371
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:23,209
RAAH!

372
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,333
[BOTH SHOUTING]

373
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:32,676
HA! HA!

374
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,167
[BOTH SHOUTING]

375
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,543
TIME OUT!

376
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:53,277
AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO

377
00:16:53,301 --> 00:16:56,176
GIVE YOU A TICKET, SON.

378
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,476
NO, SIR, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE

379
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,576
TO GIVE ME 2 TICKETS.

380
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,709
WHAT FOR?

381
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:02,943
ONE FOR THE FAULTY

382
00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:06,343
TAIL LIGHT, AND ONE FOR THIS!

383
00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:08,609
[BOTH SHOUTING]

384
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:10,900
[HORN HONKING]

385
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:17,377
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]

386
00:17:17,401 --> 00:17:19,643
WHAT IS IT, DRAKE?

387
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,843
OK, I CAN'T DO THIS IF HE'S

388
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:22,043
GONNA TALK LIKE THAT.

389
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,309
I'M BEING A GIRL.

390
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,409
WHAT GIRL HAS A MOUSTACHE,

391
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,843
OTHER THAN YOUR GRANDMOTHER?

392
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,709
THAT TEARS IT!

393
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,376
AAH!

394
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,309
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

395
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,209
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪

396
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:38,876
[JOSH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

397
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,300
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪

398
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,943
UNBELIEVABLE.

399
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:47,076
Both: I KNOW.

400
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,909
BICKERING IS ONE THING,

401
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:51,543
BUT YOU TWO SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF

402
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,376
YOURSELVES FOR ALLOWING IT TO

403
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,576
ESCALATE TO PHYSICAL
CONFRONTATION.

404
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,143
NO! I WILL NOT SHARE

405
00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:00,276
THE BLAME HERE. I AM THE VICTIM

406
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,609
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

407
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,209
OH, HOW ARE YOU THE VICTIM?

408
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,343
YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO

409
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,376
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME.

410
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,543
HA!

411
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,743
DRAKE, COME ON, HONESTLY,

412
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,243
DO YOU EVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF

413
00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:11,509
JOSH JUST A LITTLE BIT?

414
00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:13,943
WELL... >> NOT JUST ME. HE TAKES

415
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,209
ADVANTAGE OF EVERYONE.

416
00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:16,609
OH, NAME ONE TIME.

417
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:19,709
OK, UH... THAT GIRL LIZA.

418
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:20,644
HOT LIZA?

419
00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:22,376
YEAH. YOU TOTALLY DATED HER

420
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,609
JUST TO GET YOUR
OLD GIRLFRIEND BACK.

421
00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:25,743
OH, THAT'S AN EXASPERATION.

422
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:28,476
EXAGGERATION! READ
A BOOK, WOULD YOU?

423
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,143
NO!

424
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,943
JOSH, TELL ME A LITTLE BIT

425
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,443
MORE WHAT WENT ON BETWEEN DRAKE

426
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:35,309
AND THIS GIRL HOT LIZA.

427
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,743
GLAD TO. SEE, DRAKE HAD JUST

428
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,176
BROKEN UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND

429
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,876
TORI, BUT HE WANTED HER BACK.

430
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,243
SO HE THOUGHT HE'D TRY TO MAKE

431
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,576
HER JEALOUS BY MAKING OUT WITH

432
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,909
THIS HOT GIRL NAMED LIZA.

433
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:48,043
DRAKE, IS THAT STORY TRUE?

434
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,143
WELL, YEAH, BUT I TOTALLY

435
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:51,176
LEARNED MY LESSON. 'CAUSE LET ME

436
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:55,843
TELL YOU, LIZA TUPPER...
WORST KISSER EVER.

437
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:59,043
I HAVE HEARD THAT.

438
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,044
LIZA TUPPER?

439
00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:01,643
YEAH. AND SHE'S NOT EXACTLY

440
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,043
THE SMARTEST WONTON ON THE

441
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:06,609
PUPU PLATTER, IF YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

442
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,109
YOU'RE SAYING SHE'S DUMB.

443
00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:10,909
AND A VERY BAD KISSER.

444
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:17,443
LIZA TUPPER HAPPENS
TO BE MY DAUGHTER.

445
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:23,276
OH! WELL, AHEM, THIS
IS AWKWARD. OH! OH!

446
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,209
JOSH, GET HER OFF OF ME!

447
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:27,543
SHE'S KILLING ME!

448
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:32,609
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]

449
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:35,676
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OW!

450
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,743
[BOTH SCREAMING]

451
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,343
Josh: GO TO COMMERCIAL!

452
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:43,233
GO TO COMMERCIAL!

453
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:53,043
OH, THAT WAS AWESOME.

454
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,609
WE GOT INTO A STREET FIGHT WITH

455
00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:56,943
DR. PHYLLIS RIGHT ON HER SHOW!

456
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:59,109
INSANITY. HEY, I'M GONNA GRAB

457
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,143
A DRINK. YOU WANT ONE?

458
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:03,976
YEAH, SURE. MAN, SHE ALMOST

459
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,743
CRUSHED YOUR NECK
WITH THAT SCISSOR LOCK.

460
00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:11,109
I KNOW! HEY, MOCHA COLA COOL?

461
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:13,676
YEAH, PERFECT. YOU KNOW WHAT

462
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:16,076
REALLY BUGGED ME
ABOUT BEING ON HER SHOW?

463
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,809
WHAT'S THAT?

464
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,309
WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

465
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,709
SHE ONLY MADE US TALK ABOUT THE

466
00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:22,909
BAD TIMES BETWEEN US.

467
00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:25,776
YEAH. WE'RE NOT ALWAYS FIGHTING.

468
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,843
NO WAY.

469
00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:28,809
WE DO NICE STUFF FOR EACH OTHER.

470
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:29,943
TOTALLY.

471
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,509
SHALL WE REMINISCE?

472
00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:33,909
LET'S.

473
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,143
MAN, IT'S LINCOLN. YOU'RE GONNA

474
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,309
GET MURDERED OUT THERE.

475
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,976
YEAH, PROBABLY, BUT I CAN'T

476
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,343
LET MY TEAMMATES AND THE WHOLE

477
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:43,700
SCHOOL DOWN. I GOTTA DO THIS.

478
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:50,043
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH?

479
00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:52,576
YOU'RE PRETTY COOL.

480
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,143
THE COOLIEST?

481
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:57,843
DON'T RUIN IT.

482
00:20:57,867 --> 00:20:59,143
DUDE, YOU SHOULD DATE WHOEVER

483
00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:00,209
YOU WANT TO DATE. YOU KNOW?

484
00:21:00,233 --> 00:21:02,343
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT
ANYONE ELSE THINKS.

485
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:05,043
BUT... BUT YOU... >>
SO I DON'T LIKE HERE.

486
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,343
BIG DEAL. I DON'T LIKE HALF

487
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:10,143
THE GIRLS I DATE.

488
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:11,209
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MY BROTHER,

489
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:13,043
JOSH. IF SHE MAKES YOU HAPPY,

490
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,876
THEN I'M HAPPY.

491
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,209
I JUST THINK THAT BEING SAMMY'S

492
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:18,243
BIG SIBLING MEANS A LOT MORE

493
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:19,843
TO JOSH THAN IT DOES TO ME.

494
00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:21,909
SO YOU FAKED PANCREAS TROUBLE

495
00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:24,276
TO MAKE JOSH FEEL GOOD?

496
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:27,509
YEAH.

497
00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:29,309
MR. TALBOT, UM, THE PRINCIPAL

498
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,076
WANTS TO SEE DRAKE RIGHT AWAY.

499
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,843
VERY WELL. DRAKE, YOU MAY GO.

500
00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:38,276
YES, SIR!

501
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,776
WHY DOES THE PRINCIPAL
WANT TO SEE ME?

502
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,409
HE DOESN'T.

503
00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:43,310
I LOVE YOU.

504
00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:45,543
I KNOW.

505
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:48,743
Both: HUG ME, BROTHER!

506
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:52,043
HUG ME, BROTHER!

507
00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:55,576
NOW HUG ME, BROTHER!

508
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,600
QUICK ONE?

509
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,509
Both: YEAH.

510
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:05,043
ALL RIGHT, A TOAST...

511
00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:07,443
TO THE BEST BROTHER
I HAVE EVER HAD.

512
00:22:07,467 --> 00:22:10,043
BACK AT YOU, BROTHER.

513
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,643
UGH! THIS IS DIET.

514
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:12,709
HERE, SWITCH WITH ME.

515
00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,043
NO, YOU ALREADY TOOK A SIP.

516
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:14,910
SO?

517
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,376
SO I DON'T WANT TO
DRINK YOUR BACKWASH.

518
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,776
DON'T BE SUCH A PRISS.

519
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,076
I'M NOT A PRISS.

520
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,443
THEN SWITCH WITH ME.

521
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:23,743
NO!

522
00:22:23,767 --> 00:22:25,543
COME ON, MAN, YOU
KNOW I HATE DIET.

523
00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:27,809
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA
GET MAD ABOUT THIS?

524
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:30,267
[BOTH SHOUTING]

525
00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:42,209
[DEVICE BEEPING]

526
00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:44,600
[BEEPING FASTER]

527
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,476
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

528
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,433
[ CAPTIONING INSTITUTE.
www.ncicap.org... ]

529
00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:23,809
WHAT IS THIS,

530
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,767
SOME NEW KIND OF BOOB DANCE?