1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,876 Josh: OK. IN MY WHOLE LIFE, 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:06,243 I'VE ONLY HAD ONE REAL GIRLFRIEND. 3 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,543 Drake: IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, 4 00:00:07,567 --> 00:00:12,776 I'VE ONLY HAD, LIKE... 74 GIRLFRIENDS. 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,209 Josh: BUT THE ONE THING I'VE. 6 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:15,843 ALREADY LEARNED ABOUT DATING... 7 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:16,644 Drake: AND THE ONE THING I'VE. 8 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:17,909 LEARNED FROM ALL THAT DATING... 9 00:00:17,933 --> 00:00:20,343 Josh: YOU HAVE TO LET THE GIRL KNOW... 10 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:21,244 Drake: YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE THE. 11 00:00:21,268 --> 00:00:22,643 GIRL UNDERSTANDS... 12 00:00:22,667 --> 00:00:25,676 Both: THE GUY'S IN CHARGE. 13 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:26,544 Drake: LIKE RIGHT NOW, I'M. 14 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,009 DATING THIS GIRL LUCY... 15 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:29,876 Josh: YOU KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND MINDY... 16 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:30,544 Drake: AND LAST NIGHT, SHE. 17 00:00:30,568 --> 00:00:31,643 STARTS YELLING AT ME JUST 'CAUSE 18 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:33,543 I HAPPENED TO STARE AT THIS 19 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:36,276 OTHER HOT GIRL WHO WALKED BY. 20 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,776 Josh: WELL, YESTERDAY, MINDY. 21 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,509 GETS ALL UP ON MY CASE JUST 22 00:00:39,533 --> 00:00:40,776 'CAUSE I SHOWED UP 20 MINUTES 23 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,176 LATE TO PICK HER UP. 24 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,243 Drake: SHE YELLED AT ME. 25 00:00:43,267 --> 00:00:44,543 I YELLED AT HER. 26 00:00:44,567 --> 00:00:46,209 Josh: THEN WE GOT IN THIS BIG ARGUMENT. 27 00:00:46,233 --> 00:00:47,110 Drake: AND FINALLY, I JUST SAID, 28 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,843 "I'M OUTTA HERE." 29 00:00:48,867 --> 00:00:51,676 Josh: AND I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER SINCE. 30 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:52,444 Drake: YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU. 31 00:00:52,468 --> 00:00:55,076 JUST GOTTA LET A GIRL KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE. 32 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,476 Josh: AND WHEN SHE CALLS, SHE. 33 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:57,876 BETTER BE READY TO DO SOME 34 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,076 SERIOUS APOLOGIZING. 35 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,709 [BOTH CELL PHONES RING] 36 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:05,043 Drake: AND THERE'S LUCY NOW. 37 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:09,043 Josh: HELLO? OH, HEY, MINDY. 38 00:01:09,067 --> 00:01:10,343 Drake: I'M REALLY SORRY. 39 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:11,344 Josh: [WEEPING] IT WAS ALL MY. 40 00:01:11,368 --> 00:01:13,676 FAULT! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE 41 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,176 PUNCTUAL. YES. YES, I NEED TO 42 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,833 IMPROVE, AND I PROMISE I WILL. 43 00:01:28,267 --> 00:01:29,843 Drake: JOSH! JOSH! HURRY! HURRY! 44 00:01:29,867 --> 00:01:31,209 THERE'S SMOKE IN THEATER 7! 45 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:33,367 Josh: SMOKE?! 46 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,243 Josh: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 47 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,467 OUT OF MY WAY! 48 00:01:57,667 --> 00:02:01,843 Josh: YOU DISAPPOINT ME. 49 00:02:01,867 --> 00:02:03,176 WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT SMOKE IN 50 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,043 A MOVIE THEATER? 51 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:05,877 Drake: I DIDN'T LIE. THERE WAS. 52 00:02:05,901 --> 00:02:07,076 AN OLD MAN ON THE SCREEN SMOKING 53 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,609 A PIPE. I THINK THAT SENDS TEENS 54 00:02:08,633 --> 00:02:10,609 A BAD MESSAGE. 55 00:02:10,633 --> 00:02:11,743 Mindy: HEY, JOSH. 56 00:02:11,767 --> 00:02:13,043 Josh: HEY, MINDY. 57 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:14,227 Mindy: DRAKE. Drake: CREATURE. 58 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:15,609 Mindy: "D" AVERAGE. 59 00:02:15,633 --> 00:02:18,843 Drake: D-PLUS! 60 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:20,676 Mindy: SO, JOSH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 61 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,209 Josh: SURE. WHAT'S UP? 62 00:02:22,233 --> 00:02:23,309 Mindy: WELL, WE'VE BEEN DATING. 63 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,109 FOR A COUPLE MONTHS NOW. 64 00:02:25,133 --> 00:02:26,409 Josh: [WEEPING] YOU'RE BREAKING. 65 00:02:26,433 --> 00:02:29,409 UP WITH ME?! WHY?! WHAT DID I DO?! 66 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:30,177 Mindy: NOTHING. 67 00:02:30,201 --> 00:02:32,309 Josh: I CAN'T HELP IT! I SWEAT! 68 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:37,709 Mindy: I LIKE YOUR SWEAT. 69 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:39,543 LOOK, ALL I WAS GONNA SAY WAS I 70 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:40,809 WANT YOU TO HAVE DINNER AT MY 71 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:42,643 HOUSE WITH ME AND MY PARENTS. 72 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:44,943 Josh: OH. HOW COME? 73 00:02:44,967 --> 00:02:46,509 Mindy: WELL, THEY JUST FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD GET TO KNOW YOU. 74 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,409 BETTER, THAT'S ALL. YOU WORRIED? 75 00:02:48,433 --> 00:02:50,309 Josh: NAH. NO. NO WORRIES. 76 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:51,909 LOOK, PARENTS LOVE ME. 77 00:02:51,933 --> 00:02:52,777 Mindy: WELL, LOOK, JUST KEEP IN. 78 00:02:52,801 --> 00:02:54,343 MIND MY PARENTS ARE KINDA STRICT. 79 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:55,409 Josh: NO PROBLEM. 80 00:02:55,433 --> 00:02:56,144 Mindy: AND THEY'RE NOT VERY. 81 00:02:56,168 --> 00:03:00,076 FUN... OR FRIENDLY... OR NICE. 82 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,309 IN FACT... Josh: IT'LL BE FINE. 83 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:03,343 Mindy: I HOPE SO. 84 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:05,043 Josh: TRUST ME. LOOK, NO KID IS. 85 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:07,043 SMOOTHER WITH ADULTS THAN ME. 86 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:08,067 Helen: JOSH! Josh: WHAT?! 87 00:03:08,633 --> 00:03:09,277 Helen: WHERE ARE THE CANDY. 88 00:03:09,301 --> 00:03:10,709 RECEIPTS? I CAN'T FIND 'EM! 89 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:11,377 Josh: WOULD YOU LET ME... 90 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:12,876 Helen: YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF FOOL?! 91 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:14,376 Josh: OF COURSE NOT... Helen: DON'T YOU SHOUT AT ME! 92 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,244 HUSH! YOU HAVE UPSET ME IN WAYS 93 00:03:15,268 --> 00:03:18,376 I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND, BOY! 94 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:22,643 Mindy: SMOOTH. 95 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:26,209 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, 96 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:31,109 BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY, 97 00:03:31,133 --> 00:03:35,876 IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND, 98 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:38,643 SEE WHAT'S INSIDE, 99 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:45,943 IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE, 100 00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:48,276 BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, 101 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:54,776 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND OVER YOUR SHOULDER 102 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,609 YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU 103 00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:59,209 I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP 104 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:07,233 WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND, 105 00:04:09,267 --> 00:04:12,867 OHHHHH ♪ 106 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:29,043 Lucy: YOU ARE A GREAT KISSER. 107 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:31,709 Drake: YOU ARE CORRECT. 108 00:04:31,733 --> 00:04:32,776 Lucy: I'll GET US A TABLE. 109 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,476 Drake: I'll GET US SOME DRINKS. 110 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,043 HEY, JOSH. ONE DIET MOUNTAIN 111 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:39,443 FIZZ, ONE REGULAR. 112 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:41,376 Josh: COMING UP. 113 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,576 SO? YOU AND LUCY? 114 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,043 Drake: YEAH. I'M REALLY LIKING. 115 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:49,476 HER, YOU KNOW? SHE MIGHT EVEN BE THE ONE. 116 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:50,743 Josh: THE ONE YOU DATE FOR MORE. 117 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:51,809 THAN 3 WEEKS? 118 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:56,476 Josh: YEP. SHE COULD BE A "MONTHER." SODAS? 119 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,509 Josh: THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS. 120 00:04:57,533 --> 00:05:01,443 Drake: AWW. YOU'RE SO CUTE. 121 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,909 YOUR BEVERAGE. 122 00:05:02,933 --> 00:05:05,709 Lucy: THANKS. WANT A FRENCH FRY? 123 00:05:05,733 --> 00:05:06,544 Drake: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 124 00:05:06,568 --> 00:05:07,809 Lucy: ONE OF THOSE IDIOT JOCKS. 125 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:10,309 OVER THERE THREW IT AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD. 126 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,743 Drake: THOSE GUYS? 127 00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:13,443 Lucy: YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 128 00:05:13,467 --> 00:05:14,943 Drake: I'll HANDLE THIS. Lucy: DRAKE, DON'T. THOSE GUYS. 129 00:05:14,967 --> 00:05:16,043 ARE PRETTY BIG. 130 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:17,509 Drake: YEAH, I KNOW. 131 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:20,509 HEY, JOSH! 132 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:22,476 Josh: WHAT'S UP? 133 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,210 Drake: THOSE GUYS ARE BEING ALL. 134 00:05:23,234 --> 00:05:25,409 OBNOXIOUS AND THROWING FRENCH FRIES. 135 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:27,809 [GUYS LAUGHING] 136 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:31,509 Josh: NOT ON MY WATCH. 137 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:35,909 HEY! 138 00:05:35,933 --> 00:05:37,643 Lucy: SO, TELL ME, WHEN YOU. 139 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:39,209 WRITE A SONG, WHAT COMES FIRST, 140 00:05:39,233 --> 00:05:41,043 THE MUSIC OR THE LYRICS? 141 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:42,409 Drake: WELL, IT DEPENDS. YOU. 142 00:05:42,433 --> 00:05:43,643 KNOW, SOMETIMES I'll JUST BE IN. 143 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:51,309 MY ROOM PLAYING GUITAR... WHAT HAPPENED? 144 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:53,043 Josh: WILL YOU PLEASE REMOVE THE. 145 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:59,176 BUCKET FROM MY HEAD AND UNTIE MY HANDS? 146 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,709 Lucy: THOSE GUYS DID THAT TO YOU? 147 00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:03,376 Josh: YES. I THINK THE BIG ONE. 148 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:10,476 STUFFED SOMETHING DOWN MY PANTS. 149 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,343 IT'S A CORN DOG. 150 00:06:13,367 --> 00:06:14,210 Drake: WAIT HERE. 151 00:06:14,234 --> 00:06:16,043 Lucy: DRAKE, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 152 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:18,109 Drake: HEY! YOU'RE THE BIG TOUGH. 153 00:06:18,133 --> 00:06:19,643 GUY WHO PUT A CORN DOG DOWN MY 154 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:23,609 BROTHER'S PANTS? 155 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,043 Boy: MAYBE. 156 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:26,643 Second boy: OR MAYBE I DID. 157 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,643 Drake: YEAH? WELL, LOOK, YOU CAN'T JUST... 158 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:30,233 Josh: DRAKE! 159 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:40,109 Lucy: ARE YOU OK? 160 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,043 Drake: YEAH, YEAH. I'M COOL. 161 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:45,376 Boy: HEY! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU. 162 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,709 Helen: I BEG TO DIFFER. 163 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:50,709 NOW, YOU AND YOUR LITTLE HOODLUM FRIENDS GET OUT OF MY MOVIE 164 00:06:50,733 --> 00:06:51,909 THEATER BEFORE I POP YOU LIKE A 165 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:56,309 ZIT! MOVE IT! 166 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,443 Josh: WOW. LUCY, WHERE DID YOU. 167 00:06:57,467 --> 00:06:58,876 LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE THAT? 168 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:00,243 Lucy: I GREW UP WITH 5 OLDER. 169 00:07:00,267 --> 00:07:01,443 BROTHERS, AND IT WAS EITHER 170 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:02,809 LEARN HOW TO FIGHT OR GET HELD 171 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,843 DOWN AND BURPED ON. 172 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:07,643 Helen: I'll TELL YOU WHAT. 173 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:09,376 BREAKS MY HEART TO SEE TODAY'S 174 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,609 ADOLESCENTS MISBEHAVING LIKE 175 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:12,843 THAT. MM-HMM. MMM. 176 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:16,043 Josh: UM... HELEN, THAT, UH... 177 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:17,243 THAT CORN DOG? 178 00:07:17,267 --> 00:07:18,077 Helen: HMM? 179 00:07:18,101 --> 00:07:19,333 Josh: NOTHING. 180 00:07:28,467 --> 00:07:30,343 Josh: "WELL, MRS. CRENSHAW, 181 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:34,400 WHAT A LOVELY HOUSE YOU HAVE." 182 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:44,943 Megan: WHAT UP WITH THE TIE? 183 00:07:44,967 --> 00:07:45,744 Josh: I'M JUST GETTING READY FOR. 184 00:07:45,768 --> 00:07:48,176 MY BIG DINNER WITH MINDY'S PARENTS TONIGHT. 185 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,109 Megan: OH, YEAH? YOU NERVOUS? 186 00:07:50,133 --> 00:07:54,309 WHAT IF THEY THINK YOU'RE A BOOB? I DO. 187 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,576 Josh: OH, DO YA? LOOK, PARENTS. 188 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,409 LOVE ME, SO I WILL NOT BE NERVOUS. 189 00:08:00,433 --> 00:08:02,043 Megan: REALLY? 'CAUSE MOST. 190 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:03,044 PEOPLE I KNOW PUT THEIR 191 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:10,409 UNDERWEAR ON BEFORE THEIR PANTS. 192 00:08:10,433 --> 00:08:11,676 LATER. 193 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,576 Drake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 194 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:17,276 Megan: BE QUIET. 195 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,209 Drake: HEY, JOSH. CAN I BORROW YOUR... 196 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,109 [CHUCKLES] 197 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,343 SHOULD I ASK? 198 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:23,144 Josh: I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS. 199 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:24,243 ABOUT MY DINNER WITH MINDY'S 200 00:08:24,267 --> 00:08:25,509 PARENTS TONIGHT. 201 00:08:25,533 --> 00:08:26,943 Drake: AND IT CALMS YOU DOWN TO. 202 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:30,143 WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR LIKE THAT? 203 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,144 Josh: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. 204 00:08:31,168 --> 00:08:33,309 ANYWAY? I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE WITH LUCY? 205 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,709 Drake: YEAH, I CANCELLED IT. 206 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:36,343 I THINK I'M GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER. 207 00:08:36,367 --> 00:08:38,087 Josh: WHY? Drake: I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND. 208 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,676 WHO'S TOUGHER THAN ME. 209 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,509 Josh: DRAKE, THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER SHOVED YOU WHEN YOU. 210 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:42,609 WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING, OK? 211 00:08:42,633 --> 00:08:45,109 LUCY IS NOT TOUGHER THAN YOU. 212 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:45,844 Drake: YEAH, I GUESS HE DID. 213 00:08:45,868 --> 00:08:47,343 KINDA CATCH ME OFF GUARD. 214 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,143 Josh: YEAH, TOTALLY. AND PLUS, 215 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,576 LUCY IS A REALLY GREAT GIRL, 216 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,509 AND SHE'S TOTALLY CUTE. SO I 217 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,477 WANT YOU TO CALL HER BACK RIGHT 218 00:08:53,501 --> 00:08:55,243 NOW AND ASK HER OUT TONIGHT, ALL RIGHT? 219 00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:56,709 Drake: OK, I WILL. Josh: ALL RIGHT. COOL. 220 00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:57,809 AND I AM GOING TO GO SHOW 221 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:00,309 MINDY'S PARENTS THAT I AM THE 222 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:03,776 PERFECT BOYFRIEND. LATER. 223 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,243 Drake: JOSH! 224 00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:06,333 Josh: I KNOW. 225 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:28,043 Josh: WOW. FANCY DINING ROOM. 226 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,143 Mindy: THANKS. NOW, REMEMBER, 227 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,676 MY PARENTS CAN BE A LITTLE UPTIGHT. 228 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,709 Josh: MINDY, THEY'RE YOUR. 229 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:34,576 PARENTS, SO I THINK THEY'RE AWESOME. 230 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,043 Mrs. Crenshaw: SHOES OFF IN THE HOUSE! 231 00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:37,743 Josh: YES, MA'AM! 232 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:42,133 Mindy: UH, MOM, DAD, YOU KNOW... JOSH. 233 00:09:48,367 --> 00:09:50,609 Josh: UH... UH... MR. CRENSHAW, 234 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:51,809 GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR. 235 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:54,209 Mr. Crenshaw: NICE TO SEE YOU, JOSH. 236 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:55,409 YOU'RE HURTING MY HAND. 237 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:58,376 Josh: SORRY. MY FAULT. 238 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,476 Mr. Crenshaw: CLEARLY. 239 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,676 Mindy: UH, JOSH, YOU MENTIONED. 240 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,143 YOU BROUGHT SOME PRESENTS? 241 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:06,176 Josh: UH, YES, I DID. UM... 242 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,843 CHOCOLATES FOR THE GENTLEMAN, 243 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:11,209 AND DAISIES FOR THE LOVELY LADY. 244 00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:12,676 Mr. Crenshaw: I'M DIABETIC. 245 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,176 Mrs. Crenshaw: I'M ALLERGIC TO DAISIES. 246 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,909 Josh: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 247 00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,176 HOW ABOUT THAT? 248 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,843 Mrs. Crenshaw: CHOCOLATE GIVES ME A RASH. 249 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:21,943 Mr. Crenshaw: IN CZECHOSLOVAKIA, 250 00:10:21,967 --> 00:10:27,343 THE DAISY IS KNOW AS "THE FLOWER OF DEATH." 251 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:30,600 Mindy: SO, WHO'S HUNGRY? 252 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,676 Drake: YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU? 253 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,143 Lucy: WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT ME? 254 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:44,010 Drake: YOU'RE ALWAYS IN A GREAT. 255 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,209 MOOD. MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I 256 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:49,276 EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT DUMPING YOU. 257 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,809 Lucy: HUH? 258 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,109 Drake: OH, OH, NOTHING. IT'S STUPID. 259 00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:55,976 Lucy: NO, TELL ME. 260 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,376 Drake: WELL, IT'S JUST, YOU. 261 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,109 KNOW... OK, TO BE TOTALLY HONEST, 262 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:01,376 I GOT KIND OF FREAKED OUT ABOUT 263 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,043 THE OTHER NIGHT. Lucy: WHAT, THE THING WITH THE. 264 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,143 FOOTBALL PLAYER? 265 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:04,844 Drake: YEAH, YOU KNOW, I WAS. 266 00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:06,109 THINKING, "HOW CAN I DATE A GIRL" 267 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,176 "WHO'S TOUGHER THAN ME?" BUT JOSH 268 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,076 TOLD ME I WAS JUST BEING DUMB. 269 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:14,276 Lucy: YEAH. SO NOW YOU'RE COOL WITH IT? 270 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,909 Drake: COOL WITH WHAT? 271 00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:16,644 Lucy: DATING A GIRL THAT'S. 272 00:11:16,668 --> 00:11:18,276 TOUGHER THAN YOU. 273 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,476 Drake: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. OK, YOU. 274 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,676 ARE NOT TOUGHER THAN ME. THAT 275 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,509 FOOTBALL PLAYER JUST CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. 276 00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:28,543 Lucy: HA HA! OK. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 277 00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:30,643 Drake: YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGHER THAN ME. 278 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,933 Lucy: KINDA. 279 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,476 Mrs. Crenshaw: DINNER IS SERVED. 280 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,776 IF EVERYONE WILL PLEASE TAKE A SEAT. 281 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:48,776 Josh: OK. 282 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:54,876 YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE. MINDY, AFTER YOU. 283 00:11:54,900 --> 00:12:02,900 NO SURPRISE THERE. 284 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:05,409 WELL, MRS. CRENSHAW, THIS 285 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,709 CERTAINLY IS A LOVELY DINNER 286 00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:10,909 THAT YOU PREPARED. 287 00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:11,810 Mrs. Crenshaw: THAT FLICKERING. 288 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:14,309 BULB IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 289 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,043 Josh: THAT? WELL, IT'S PROBABLY. 290 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,676 JUST LOOSE. I COULD FIX IT. 291 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,443 Mindy: JOSH, PLEASE DON'T. Josh: OH, NO, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 292 00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:20,410 I'M NOT WEARING ANY SHOES. IT'LL 293 00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:22,643 JUST TAKE A SEC. 294 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:23,377 Mindy: PLEASE DON'T LET HIM. 295 00:12:23,401 --> 00:12:24,409 FALL, PLEASE DON'T LET HIM FALL, 296 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,809 PLEASE DON'T LET HIM FALL. 297 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,909 Josh: AND THERE WE GO. AH, NOW, 298 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,333 WHO WOULD LIKE SOME CHICKEN? 299 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,543 Drake: OK, THAT'S IT! IT'S A TIE! 300 00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:52,776 Lucy: NO WAY! YOU JUST QUIT. 301 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,876 BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M TOUGHER THAN YOU. 302 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,076 Drake: [SCOFFS] I KNOW NOTHING. 303 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,576 WAIT A SECOND. 304 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,544 Lucy: LOOK, THERE IS ONLY ONE. 305 00:12:59,568 --> 00:13:00,843 WAY TO SETTLE THIS. 306 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:01,943 Drake: OH, YEAH? AND HOW'S THAT? 307 00:13:01,967 --> 00:13:05,676 Lucy: YOU AND I ARE GONNA FIGHT. 308 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:06,809 Drake: WHAT? 309 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,209 Lucy: YOU HEARD ME. 310 00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,043 Drake: I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT A GIRL. 311 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:11,409 Lucy: OH, COME ON! WHAT CENTURY. 312 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,143 DO YOU THINK THIS IS? GIRLS 313 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,043 HAPPEN TO BE IN THE ARMY, GIRLS 314 00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:17,043 HAPPEN TO BE POLICE OFFICERS, 315 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,876 AND THIS GIRL HAPPENS TO BE ABLE 316 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,943 TO KICK YOUR BUTT. 317 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,609 Drake: OK, WHATEVER. 318 00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:25,843 Lucy: YOU'RE AFRAID TO FIGHT ME. 319 00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:27,209 Drake: I AM NOT. 320 00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:30,443 Lucy: CHICKEN. [CLUCKING] 321 00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,276 Drake: YOU'RE INSANE, YOU KNOW THAT? 322 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,309 Lucy: WE GOT A CHICKEN IN THE. 323 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,143 HOUSE! CHICKEN IN THE HOUSE! 324 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,176 Drake: I AM NOT GONNA HIT A GIRL. 325 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,809 Lucy: FINE. THEN WE'LL WRESTLE. 326 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,509 NO HITTING. WHICHEVER ONE OF US 327 00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:41,643 PINS THE OTHER ONE'S SHOULDERS 328 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,709 DOWN FOR 3 SECONDS WINS. 329 00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:45,776 Drake: OK, IT'S ON. 330 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,543 Lucy: YEAH, IT IS. Drake: SATURDAY NIGHT, MY HOUSE. 331 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:53,109 Lucy: SEE YOU THERE. 332 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,044 Drake: I JUST MADE A DATE TO. 333 00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:56,543 FIGHT MY GIRLFRIEND. 334 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,667 [WOMAN LAUGHING] 335 00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:26,143 Drake: WHOA, WHAT'S THIS? 336 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:27,509 Josh: JUST GETTING READY FOR MY. 337 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,476 BIG DIN... WHHRRR! DRAKE, 338 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,843 WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 339 00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:35,709 YOU'RE NEVER HOME SATURDAY NIGHT. 340 00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:37,409 Drake: I TOLD YOU. TONIGHT'S MY BIG FIGHT WITH LUCY. 341 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:39,076 Josh: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU NEVER SAID THAT. NEVER SAID. 342 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,143 THAT! YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE 343 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,443 GONNA BE HOME SATURDAY. 344 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,676 Drake: WELL, I AM. OOH, OLIVES. 345 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,476 Josh: PAWS OFF MY OLIVES! 346 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,709 Drake: WELL. 347 00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:50,276 Josh: DRAKE, YOU KNOW HOW HARD. 348 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,244 IT WAS FOR ME TO CONVINCE 349 00:14:51,268 --> 00:14:52,509 MINDY'S PARENTS TO COME HERE AND 350 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:53,776 HAVE DINNER, ALL RIGHT? THIS IS 351 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,243 MY LAST CHANCE TO IMPRESS THEM, 352 00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:56,309 AND IF I DON'T, THEY'RE NOT 353 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,043 GONNA LET ME DATE MINDY ANYMORE. 354 00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,543 Drake: SO? SHE'S ICKY. 355 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,376 Josh: SHE IS NOT ICKY. SHE IS MY. 356 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,643 GIRLFRIEND AND I LIKE HER! 357 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:10,176 Drake: I CAN'T HAVE ONE OLIVE? 358 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,343 Josh: LEAVE THE HOUSE. OK? LEAVE. 359 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:12,876 THE HOUSE. EVERYTHING HAS TO GO 360 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,743 PERFECT TONIGHT, AND I CAN'T HAVE YOU RUNNING AROUND HERE 361 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,176 DRAKE-ING UP THE PLACE. 362 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,110 Drake: OK, WELL, THE FIGHT'S. 363 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,143 UPSTAIRS AND YOUR DINNER'S 364 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:21,076 DOWNSTAIRS. PROBLEM SOLVED. 365 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,500 [DOORBELL RINGS] Josh: THEY'RE HERE. 366 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:23,677 Lucy: DRAKE? 367 00:15:23,701 --> 00:15:27,609 Drake: IT'S JUST LUCY. CALM DOWN. 368 00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:29,643 HEY, YOU LOOK CUTE IN YOUR FIGHT OUTFIT. 369 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,043 Lucy: UH-UH. NO KISSING UNTIL. 370 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:34,076 AFTER I WIN THE FIGHT. OH, HEY, JOSH. 371 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:34,944 Josh: HEY, HOW ARE YOU? GET. 372 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,643 UPSTAIRS! AND DON'T COME DOWN 373 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,443 UNTIL THE CRENSHAWS LEAVE! 374 00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:41,444 [DOORBELL RINGS] 375 00:15:41,468 --> 00:15:44,109 OH, THEY'RE HERE! ALL RIGHT, ALL 376 00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:47,876 RIGHT. PLAY THAT THING! 377 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:51,076 [WOMAN PLAYS HARP] 378 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,876 HEY, MINDY, MR. AND MRS. 379 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:59,776 CRENSHAW. PLEASE COME IN. 380 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,643 Drake: OK, SO I'VE MOVED MOST OF THE FURNITURE OUT OF THE WAY, SO. 381 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:04,943 WE HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM TO... WHOA! 382 00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:06,043 MEGAN, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 383 00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:07,909 Megan: WE'RE HERE TO WATCH THE FIGHT. 384 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,309 Boy: YEAH. 385 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:12,076 Megan: LOOK, I BROUGHT AN OFFICIAL BELL. 386 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,743 [RINGS BELL] 387 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:14,809 Drake: NICE. YOU CAN RING IT AS. 388 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,909 YOU'RE LEAVING. NOW GET OUT. 389 00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,209 Megan: YOU CAN'T THROW US OUT. I. 390 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:24,043 CHARGED THESE PEOPLE 10 BUCKS ADMISSION. 391 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,143 Drake: I WANT HALF THE MONEY. 392 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:29,276 Megan: I EXPECTED THAT. 393 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,376 Drake: OK, FINE, BUT YOU KIDS. 394 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:34,209 STAY ON THE BED. 395 00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:36,509 Boy: YOU CHARGED US 20 BUCKS EACH. 396 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:39,809 Megan: SHH. 397 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,233 [HARP PLAYING] 398 00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,576 Mr. Crenshaw: JOSH, THIS IS. 399 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,676 QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE DINNER. THE 400 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:53,343 FOOD, THE ICE SCULPTURE, THE 401 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:56,609 ELDERLY HARPIST. 402 00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:57,776 Mrs. Crenshaw: DID YOU DO ALL. 403 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,509 THIS JUST FOR US? 404 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,809 Josh: SURE. YEAH. I JUST FEEL. 405 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,243 THAT IF MINDY'S MY GIRLFRIEND, 406 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,643 THEN HER PARENTS DESERVE THE BEST. 407 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,243 Mindy: OHH, IS HE THE SWEETEST? 408 00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:10,409 Josh: AH-AH-AH-AH. YOU KNOW HOW 409 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:17,409 I FEEL ABOUT PRE-MARITAL KISSING. 410 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:18,933 [HARPIST SNORING] 411 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,576 Josh: UM... HA-HA-HAVE YOU TWO. 412 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,233 SEEN OUR FRONT DOOR? 413 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,967 [BEGINS PLAYING HARP] 414 00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,409 Lucy: OK, BOYFRIEND, YOU READY. 415 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,043 TO LEARN THAT SOME GIRLS ARE 416 00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,809 TOUGHER THAN SOME GUYS? 417 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:44,710 Drake: YEAH, I THINK ONE OF US. 418 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:47,609 IS ABOUT TO LEARN SOMETHING THE HARD WAY. 419 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,243 Lucy: AW, IF ONLY YOU WERE AS. 420 00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:51,176 TOUGH AS YOU ARE CUTE. 421 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,276 Drake: SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 422 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,780 Lucy: RING THE BELL. Megan: ROUND ONE. 423 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:55,267 Boy: DO IT! [BELL RINGS] 424 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,509 Lucy: IT'S ON. 425 00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:58,676 [KIDS CHEERING] 426 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,376 COME ON. COME AND GET ME. 427 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,409 Drake: OK, BUT IF ANYTIME DURING. 428 00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:02,776 THIS FIGHT YOU FEEL ANY PAIN, 429 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:10,676 JUST YELL UNCLE AND I'll... Lucy: WHOOPS. 430 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,709 Drake: NOT BAD. 431 00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,667 Lucy: WELL, THERE'S A LOT MORE... [CHEERING] 432 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,909 Megan: HOW GREAT IS THIS? 433 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,943 Boy: YEAH. SO WORTH 20 BUCKS. 434 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:35,667 Drake: YOU SAID IT WAS 10. 435 00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:50,909 Mr. Crenshaw: JOSH, I MUST. 436 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:54,109 CONFESS, PERHAPS MRS. CRENSHAW 437 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,943 AND I MISJUDGED YOU. AFTER 438 00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:00,276 SEEING YOUR PARENTS' LOVELY HOME HERE... 439 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,309 Mrs. Crenshaw: AND THIS ELEGANT. 440 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:04,043 DINNER YOU'VE PREPARED, WELL, 441 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,909 IT'S CLEAR TO US THAT YOU COME 442 00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,809 FROM A FINE FAMILY. 443 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:08,644 Mr. Crenshaw: WHICH MAKES US. 444 00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:10,143 FEEL A LOT BETTER ABOUT YOU AND 445 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:14,309 MINDY DATING AND... [CRASH] 446 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,709 WHAT WAS THAT? 447 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:20,167 [CHEERING] 448 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,809 Lucy: UHH! 449 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,643 [THUD] 450 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,276 Girl: YOU GOT HIM PINNED! 451 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:33,367 Kids: 1, 2... [CHEERING] 452 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,500 Boy: DRAKE, WATCH IT! 453 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:56,409 Megan: WHOA! 454 00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:57,410 [CRASH] 455 00:19:57,434 --> 00:19:58,743 THEY'RE ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS! 456 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:02,143 Boy: LET'S GO! 457 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:07,376 [KIDS SHOUTING] 458 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,643 Mindy: JOSH! 459 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,467 Josh: DRAKE! LUCY! MEGAN! 460 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,200 AHH! 461 00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:38,809 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 462 00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:42,876 IT'S A DRAW! 463 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:46,543 Mr. Crenshaw: JOSH, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 464 00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:47,843 Josh: UH, THIS IS MY BROTHER. 465 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,609 DRAKE. DRAKE, THIS IS... 466 00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,143 Mrs. Crenshaw: HE'S YOUR BROTHER? 467 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,809 Mr. Crenshaw: I KNEW IT. I KNEW. 468 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:53,710 THESE WERE NOT THE KIND OF 469 00:20:53,734 --> 00:20:54,809 PEOPLE OUR DAUGHTER SHOULD BE 470 00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,076 ASSOCIATING WITH. MINDY, WE'RE GOING. 471 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,044 Mindy: DAD, MOM, WAIT. 472 00:20:58,068 --> 00:21:00,043 Josh: YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO? ONE. 473 00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:01,509 NIGHT, ONE NIGHT I ASK YOU TO 474 00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:03,609 HELP ME AND YOU RUIN IT. 475 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:04,310 Drake: JOSH... 476 00:21:04,334 --> 00:21:05,643 Josh: I TOLD YOU HOW IMPORTANT. 477 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,376 THIS WAS TO ME. I TOLD YOU THAT 478 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,643 THIS WAS MY LAST CHANCE TO 479 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,609 IMPRESS MINDY'S PARENTS. I... I 480 00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:12,209 SPENT, LIKE, 2 DAYS WORKING ON 481 00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:13,309 THIS DINNER AND I SPENT, LIKE, 482 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,509 300 BUCKS ON A DUMB HARPIST, WHO 483 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:19,209 AT THIS POINT SHOULD STOP PLAYING! 484 00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:20,743 [STOPS PLAYING] 485 00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:21,744 AND I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT YOU 486 00:21:21,768 --> 00:21:23,043 THINK OF MINDY, ALL RIGHT? 487 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,044 BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST THING 488 00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:25,643 THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME, 489 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:27,043 AND I CAN'T DATE HER ANYMORE 490 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:29,909 BECAUSE YOU WRECKED IT. YOU 491 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,476 WRECKED MY DINNER, YOU WRECKED 492 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,409 MY $100 ICE SCULPTURE, AND YOU 493 00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:36,743 WRECKED MY RELATIONSHIP! 494 00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:40,043 Drake: YOU SPENT $100 ON ICE? 495 00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:44,076 Josh: RRRR! 496 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,809 Lucy: GUYS, STOP IT! 497 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:52,676 Mr. Crenshaw: LISTEN, JOSH, I THINK... 498 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:55,509 THAT YOU AND MINDY SHOULD CONTINUE DATING. 499 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:56,543 Josh: FOR REAL? 500 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,209 Mindy: WHY'D YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 501 00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,110 Mrs. Crenshaw: BECAUSE ANY YOUNG. 502 00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:00,743 MAN WHO CARES THAT MUCH ABOUT 503 00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:04,743 OUR MINDY... I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 504 00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:06,209 Josh: THANK YOU SO MUCH, MR. AND. 505 00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:08,143 MRS. CRENSHAW. 506 00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:09,676 Mr. Crenshaw: JUST ONE THING. 507 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,043 Josh: YES, SIR? 508 00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:12,044 Mr. Crenshaw: WHAT WERE YOU TWO. 509 00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:14,509 FIGHTING ABOUT? 510 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,876 Lucy: SEE, I CHALLENGED HIM TO A. 511 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,176 WRESTLING MATCH BECAUSE HE 512 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,309 DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT I WAS TOUGHER THAN HIM. 513 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,476 Mr. Crenshaw: WELL, OF COURSE. 514 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,209 YOU'RE NOT. HA HA! 515 00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,843 Lucy: HUH? 516 00:22:24,867 --> 00:22:25,710 Mr. Crenshaw: PHYSICALLY, BOYS. 517 00:22:25,734 --> 00:22:27,876 ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO GIRLS. 518 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:30,709 Drake: AHH, THANK YOU. 519 00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:31,410 Mrs. Crenshaw: OH, PAUL, YOU. 520 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,076 SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT. 521 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,376 Mindy: YOU TELL HIM, MOM. 522 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,144 Mrs. Crenshaw: FIGHTING HAS TO. 523 00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:36,776 DO WITH SKILL, NOT MALE VERSUS 524 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,043 FEMALE GENETICS. 525 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:38,944 Mr. Crenshaw: OH, DON'T BE. 526 00:22:38,968 --> 00:22:41,509 ABSURD. MEN ARE TOUGHER THAN WOMEN. 527 00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:42,310 Mrs. Crenshaw: OH, I'VE HAD. 528 00:22:42,334 --> 00:22:45,109 STEAKS TOUGHER THAN YOU. 529 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:46,044 Megan: WELL, I GUESS THERE'S. 530 00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:47,943 ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS. 531 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,776 Boy: FIGHT! 532 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,843 [BELL RINGS] 533 00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:52,043 [CHEERING] 534 00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:53,476 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 535 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,433 [ CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... ] 536 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,143 Mrs. Crenshaw: ALDEN, WHY DON'T. 537 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:08,776 YOU OFFER JOSH SOME CHICKEN? 538 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,043 Josh: THANK YOU. 539 00:23:10,067 --> 00:23:11,476 Alden: THAT'S MY PIECE! 540 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,509 Josh: OK, HERE. 541 00:23:12,533 --> 00:23:13,643 Alden: I DON'T WANT IT AFTER YOU. 542 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,043 PUT YOUR FORK IN IT! 543 00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:17,276 Josh: OH, OK, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 544 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,509 Alden: I DON'T LIKE THE BREAST! 545 00:23:18,533 --> 00:23:20,043 Josh: WELL, WHO KNEW?! 546 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,209 Alden: NOW I DON'T WANT TO EAT. 547 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,433 ANYTHING! HE RUINED MY DINNER!