1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:04,776 Drake: AS FAR AS BROTHERS GO, JOSH IS OK. 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,009 Josh: I LOVE HAVING DRAKE AS A BROTHER. 3 00:00:07,033 --> 00:00:08,143 Drake: BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN... 4 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:09,876 Josh: BUT OCCASIONALLY... Drake: I WANT TO HIT HIM WITH. 5 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:12,043 SOMETHING HEAVY. 6 00:00:12,067 --> 00:00:13,743 Josh: BUT SOMETIMES, I JUST WANT. 7 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:15,509 TO GRAB HIS LITTLE NECK AND... 8 00:00:15,533 --> 00:00:19,376 UURRGGHH! UURRGGHH! UURRGGHH! 9 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,443 Drake: LIKE THE TIME HE MADE. 10 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:21,476 FUDGE BROWNIES FOR ME AND 11 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:24,176 MONIQUE, THIS HOT GIRL I WAS DATING. 12 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,144 Josh: LIKE THE TIME I ENTERED MY. 13 00:00:25,168 --> 00:00:27,976 FANCY RAT BOBO INTO THE RODENT SHOW. 14 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,109 Drake: MONIQUE WAS THIS FRENCH. 15 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:31,143 GIRL THAT WAS ALLERGIC TO NUTS. 16 00:00:31,167 --> 00:00:32,609 Josh: BOBO WAS THIS RAT WHO I. 17 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,676 TRAINED TO DO ALL THESE COOL TRICKS. 18 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:35,610 Drake: ONE NIGHT, MONIQUE COMES. 19 00:00:35,634 --> 00:00:36,943 OVER TO HANG OUT, AND JOSH 20 00:00:36,967 --> 00:00:39,509 BRINGS US THIS BIG TRAY OF BROWNIES, RIGHT? 21 00:00:39,533 --> 00:00:41,076 Josh: BUT DRAKE BOUGHT ANOTHER. 22 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,609 RAT THAT LOOKED LIKE BOBO AND 23 00:00:43,633 --> 00:00:47,076 SWITCHED THEM AS A LITTLE JOKE. 24 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:48,176 Drake: SO ME AND MONIQUE. 25 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,476 SCARFED DOWN SOME OF JOSH'S BROWNIES. 26 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,244 Josh: SO THEN I TRIED TO SHOW. 27 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:52,443 ONE OF THE JUDGES THIS TRICK 28 00:00:52,467 --> 00:00:54,709 WHERE BOBO LICKS YOUR NOSE. 29 00:00:54,733 --> 00:00:55,444 Drake: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, 30 00:00:55,468 --> 00:00:56,609 MONIQUE START SWEATING, AND HER 31 00:00:56,633 --> 00:01:00,409 FACE SWELLS UP LIKE A WATERMELON. 32 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:02,343 Josh: AND THIS DERANGED IMPOSTER. 33 00:01:02,367 --> 00:01:04,476 RAT BITES THE JUDGE ON HIS NOSE 34 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:07,043 AND WON'T LET GO. 35 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,176 Drake: AND SHE STARTS GOING... 36 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,309 [FRENCH ACCENT] "WHY, DRAKE? 37 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:10,843 WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME NUTS? 38 00:01:10,867 --> 00:01:15,043 YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO SUCH NUTS." 39 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:16,044 Josh: AND THE JUDGE STARTS. 40 00:01:16,068 --> 00:01:18,776 YELLING, "THE RAT IS BITING MY 41 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:23,709 NOSE! THE RAT IS BITING MY NOSE!" 42 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:25,476 Drake: [REGULAR VOICE] BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LEARNED THAT NIGHT? 43 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:26,244 Josh: EVEN THOUGH DRAKE CAN. 44 00:01:26,268 --> 00:01:31,309 DRIVE ME CRAZY... I LOVE THAT GUY. 45 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:32,177 Drake: SOME FRENCH GIRLS ARE. 46 00:01:32,201 --> 00:01:36,133 REALLY ALLERGIC TO NUTS. 47 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:48,943 Drake: I'M HOME! ANYBODY HERE? 48 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:50,809 [DOOR CLOSES] 49 00:01:50,833 --> 00:01:54,243 HELLO? 50 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:55,876 "DRAKE, PLEASE ENJOY THE LAST 51 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,176 PIECE OF APPLE STRUDEL. YOUR 52 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,043 LOVING BROTHER... JOSH." 53 00:01:59,067 --> 00:02:02,276 SWEET. 54 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:07,543 MMM. STRUDELY. 55 00:02:07,567 --> 00:02:08,943 Josh: DRAKE? 56 00:02:08,967 --> 00:02:10,776 [DOOR CLOSES] 57 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,109 HEY. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GIVE 58 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,743 ME A RIDE HOME FROM SCHOOL. 59 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,809 Drake: SORRY, MAN. I WAITED AS. 60 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:15,909 LONG AS I COULD. 61 00:02:15,933 --> 00:02:17,043 Josh: HOW LONG DID YOU WAIT? 62 00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:19,909 Drake: LIKE, 20, 30 SECONDS. 63 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:21,843 Josh: WELL, THANKS A LOT. I HAD. 64 00:02:21,867 --> 00:02:23,476 TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME. 65 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,543 A WIENER DOG CHASED ME FOR 6 BLOCKS. 66 00:02:26,567 --> 00:02:29,243 Drake: WHO RUNS FROM A WIENER DOG? 67 00:02:29,267 --> 00:02:30,110 Josh: THE POINT IS WHEN I ASK. 68 00:02:30,134 --> 00:02:36,943 YOU TO WAIT FOR ME, THE... 69 00:02:36,967 --> 00:02:38,876 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 70 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:43,376 Drake: STANDING HERE... CHEWING ON STRUDEL. 71 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,176 Josh: THAT WAS MY LAST PIECE OF STRUDEL. 72 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,743 Drake: YEAH. YOU SAID I COULD HAVE IT. 73 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,109 Josh: I DID NO SUCH THING. 74 00:02:49,133 --> 00:02:50,276 Drake: YEAH, YOU DID. 75 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,244 Josh: YOU KNOW GRAMMY SENT ME. 76 00:02:51,268 --> 00:02:53,043 THAT STRUDEL FOR MY BIRTHDAY, 77 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:54,343 AND I TOLD EVERY PERSON IN THIS 78 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:56,776 HOUSE, "PAWS OFF." 79 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:57,943 Drake: YOU LEFT ME A NOTE SAYING 80 00:02:57,967 --> 00:02:59,376 I COULD HAVE IT. 81 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,543 Josh: SHOW ME THE NOTE. 82 00:03:00,567 --> 00:03:01,743 Drake: YOU WANNA SEE THE NOTE? 83 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:02,843 Josh: SHOW ME THE NOTE! 84 00:03:02,867 --> 00:03:06,176 Drake: I'll SHOW YOU THE NOTE. 85 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,043 "PROPERTY OF JOSH. DO NOT EAT." 86 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:09,509 HA! 87 00:03:09,533 --> 00:03:12,209 OH. 88 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,900 Josh: [MIMICKING] OH. 89 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,809 Megan: HEY. 90 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:27,309 ANY STRUDEL LEFT? 91 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:30,876 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, 92 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:35,909 BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY, 93 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:40,443 IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND, 94 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:43,143 SEE WHAT'S INSIDE, 95 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:50,709 IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE, 96 00:03:50,733 --> 00:03:53,076 BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, 97 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:59,509 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND OVER YOUR SHOULDER 98 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:01,343 YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU 99 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:03,909 I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP 100 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:11,933 WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND, 101 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:18,067 OHHHHH ♪ 102 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:35,043 Josh: ARE YOU COPYING MY ANSWERS? 103 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,176 Drake: NO. I'M JUST COMPARING. 104 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,643 YOUR ANSWERS WITH THE ANSWERS 105 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:44,509 I'M ABOUT TO WRITE. 106 00:04:44,533 --> 00:04:46,109 Walter: HEY, A PADRES GAME. 107 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:47,776 YOU GUYS WANNA WATCH SOME BASEBALL? 108 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,544 Audrey: YEAH. 109 00:04:48,568 --> 00:04:50,709 Megan: WHATEVER. 110 00:04:50,733 --> 00:04:51,710 Audrey: YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN. 111 00:04:51,734 --> 00:04:54,276 TO PADRES GAME IN YEARS. 112 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,943 Megan: WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME. 113 00:04:55,967 --> 00:04:57,943 Josh: YEAH, FINE. YOU CAN ALL. 114 00:04:57,967 --> 00:04:59,676 GO... WITHOUT ME. 115 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,676 Walter: OH, JOSH. COME ON. 116 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,109 Josh: I WILL NEVER GO TO A. 117 00:05:03,133 --> 00:05:06,043 PADRES GAME AGAIN! 118 00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:08,143 Walter: IT'S BEEN 8 YEARS. 119 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:09,276 Megan: SINCE WHAT? 120 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:10,244 Josh: SINCE SOME ROTTEN KID. 121 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,343 STARTED A FIGHT WITH ME WHEN I 122 00:05:11,367 --> 00:05:12,876 WAS TRYING TO BUY A FOAM FINGER. 123 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,176 Walter: YOU WERE 8 YEARS OLD. 124 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,609 LET IT GO. 125 00:05:15,633 --> 00:05:17,143 Audrey: HEY, DRAKE. DIDN'T YOU. 126 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,509 GET INTO A FIGHT WITH SOME BOY 127 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:20,643 AT A PADRES GAME WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? 128 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:21,544 Drake: YEAH. REMEMBER THAT. 129 00:05:21,568 --> 00:05:22,809 LITTLE DORKY KID FREAKED OUT 130 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:30,833 WHEN I BOUGHT THE LAST... FOAM FINGER? 131 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,343 Josh: IT WAS YOU. 132 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:38,043 Drake: IT WAS YOU? 133 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:39,243 Megan: WAIT. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS. 134 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:40,244 DIDN'T MEET UNTIL YOU WERE IN 135 00:05:40,268 --> 00:05:42,043 THE SEVENTH GRADE. 136 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:44,076 Josh: WELL, APPARENTLY WE DID. 137 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:46,376 MEET BEFORE THEN. ONCE... 138 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,509 WHEN YOU STOLE MY FOAM FINGER! 139 00:05:48,533 --> 00:05:50,343 Drake: I DID NOT STEAL YOUR FOAM. 140 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:51,376 FINGER, OK? I JUST HAPPENED TO 141 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,909 BUY THE LAST ONE. IT'S NOT MY 142 00:05:52,933 --> 00:05:54,043 FAULT THEY RAN OUT. 143 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:55,176 Josh: YEAH, IT WAS YOUR FAULT, 144 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,809 AND I'll NEVER FORGET IT. 145 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:59,376 I WAS 8 YEARS OLD, AND I WAS AT 146 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,943 MY FIRST BASEBALL GAME, RIGHT? 147 00:06:00,967 --> 00:06:02,643 SO ALL I WANTED WAS A FOAM 148 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:04,343 FINGER, SO I GET IN LINE, RIGHT? 149 00:06:04,367 --> 00:06:05,909 THERE'S THIS KID IN FRONT OF ME. 150 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:10,309 SO I INTRODUCE MYSELF VERY NICELY... HEY. 151 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:11,443 Drake: HEY. 152 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:13,476 Josh: I'M JOSH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 153 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,609 Drake: DRAKE. 154 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:16,409 Josh: I'M GONNA BUY A FOAM FINGER. 155 00:06:16,433 --> 00:06:18,843 Drake: UM, COULD YOU NOT TALK TO ME? 156 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:20,343 Josh: HA HA! YOU'RE FUNNY. 157 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:22,276 WANNA BE FRIENDS? 158 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:23,909 Drake: IF I SAY YES, WILL YOU. 159 00:06:23,933 --> 00:06:26,209 STOP TALKING TO ME? 160 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:28,543 Josh: UM, PARDON ME, BUT I THINK. 161 00:06:28,567 --> 00:06:29,709 YOU'RE NEXT IN LINE. 162 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:31,843 Drake: YEAH, I KNOW. 163 00:06:31,867 --> 00:06:33,243 HEY, GIRLS. WHY DON'T YOU CUT IN 164 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:35,409 LINE? YOU CAN ALL BUY FOAM FINGERS. 165 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:38,209 [GIRLS CHEERING AND YELLING] 166 00:06:38,233 --> 00:06:41,909 Josh: BUT... HEY, NO CUTSIES! 167 00:06:41,933 --> 00:06:44,476 UM, I WAS IN LINE! 168 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,509 Girls: WHOO! 169 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:48,743 Josh: LADIES! 170 00:06:48,767 --> 00:06:51,109 Drake: GOT ANY FOAM FINGERS LEFT? 171 00:06:51,133 --> 00:06:52,044 Vendor: JUST ONE. 172 00:06:52,068 --> 00:06:53,343 Drake: GOOD. I'll BUY IT... 173 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:55,409 SO HE CAN'T HAVE IT! 174 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:56,443 Josh: HUH?! 175 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,609 Vendor: HERE YOU GO. LAST FOAM FINGER. 176 00:06:58,633 --> 00:07:02,443 Drake: HA HA! I GOT THE LAST FOAM FINGER. 177 00:07:02,467 --> 00:07:03,210 Josh: DADDY! 178 00:07:03,234 --> 00:07:05,876 AAH! 179 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,743 YOU THUMPED ME! 180 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,309 Drake: DID NOT. 181 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:10,776 Josh: DADDY! 182 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,743 Drake: AARRGGHH! 183 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:16,309 [BOTH YELLING] 184 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:18,409 Vendor: COPS! COPS! 185 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:23,076 [POLICE BLOW WHISTLE] 186 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,209 Josh: AND THEN THE COPS HAD TO. 187 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:25,909 COME BREAK IT UP. 188 00:07:25,933 --> 00:07:27,043 Drake: ALL RIGHT. WAIT A MINUTE. 189 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,443 I DID NOT START THAT FIGHT. 190 00:07:28,467 --> 00:07:30,043 Josh: YOU DID, TOO. YOU THUMPED. 191 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:31,943 ME IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD. 192 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:32,910 Drake: NO, NO, NO. I'll TELL YOU. 193 00:07:32,934 --> 00:07:34,243 WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, OK? 194 00:07:34,267 --> 00:07:35,509 I'M JUST STANDING IN LINE 195 00:07:35,533 --> 00:07:36,676 MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND 196 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:37,876 THEN HE WALKS UP TO ME AND 197 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,776 STARTS BEING ALL OBNOXIOUS AND 198 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,943 YELLING AT ME. 199 00:07:41,967 --> 00:07:43,043 Josh: HEY! WHAT THE HECK IS. 200 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:44,809 TAKING SO LONG?! 201 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,143 Drake: OH, DON'T WORRY. THE. 202 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:47,609 LINE'S MOVING PRETTY FAST. 203 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:51,143 Drake: WHO ASKED YOU?! 204 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:52,209 Vendor: NEXT IN LINE? 205 00:07:52,233 --> 00:07:53,943 Josh: HE SAID, "NEXT IN LINE." 206 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:56,743 GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF YOUR EARS! 207 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,409 Drake: OH. SORRY. 208 00:07:58,433 --> 00:07:59,843 Josh: JUST HURRY IT UP! 209 00:07:59,867 --> 00:08:00,744 Girl, English accent: 210 00:08:00,768 --> 00:08:02,243 PARDON ME, SIR. I HAVE ONLY 3 211 00:08:02,267 --> 00:08:04,209 WEEKS TO LIVE. MAY I PLEASE CUT 212 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:07,043 IN FRONT OF YOU? EVERY MINUTE COUNTS. 213 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:10,209 Josh: AW! FOR THE LOVE OF CRUD! 214 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:16,409 Drake: SURE. GO RIGHT AHEAD. 215 00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:21,043 Girl: YOU'RE VERY KIND. 216 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,676 Drake: ONE FOAM FINGER, PLEASE. 217 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:24,644 Vendor: OK. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU. 218 00:08:24,668 --> 00:08:25,909 GOT THE LAST ONE. 219 00:08:25,933 --> 00:08:27,376 Josh: THE LAST ONE?! 220 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,310 Drake: I'M SORRY. 221 00:08:28,334 --> 00:08:30,909 Josh: YOU'RE DEAD, PUNK. 222 00:08:30,933 --> 00:08:35,509 AARRGGHH! 223 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:37,343 Vendor: COPS! COPS! 224 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:40,909 [POLICE BLOW WHISTLE] 225 00:08:40,933 --> 00:08:44,076 Josh: AARRGGHH! 226 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,576 Drake: SO IT WAS JOSH WHO. 227 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,809 STARTED THE FIGHT. 228 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:49,243 Josh: THAT IS SO NOT HOW IT HAPPENED. 229 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,843 Audrey: OH, THAT POOR LITTLE GIRL. 230 00:08:51,867 --> 00:08:52,810 Josh: THERE'S NO "POOR LITTLE." 231 00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:54,509 "GIRL." WHY WOULD A DYING BRITISH 232 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:57,509 ORPHAN BE AT A PADRES GAME? 233 00:08:57,533 --> 00:09:00,543 Drake: ORPHANS LOVE BASEBALL. 234 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:01,410 Megan: HOW COME THE CONCESSIONS. 235 00:09:01,434 --> 00:09:03,376 STAND GUY HAD A PATCH OVER HIS EYE? 236 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,376 Drake: I DON'T KNOW! 237 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,276 Josh: ADMIT YOU MADE THAT WHOLE STORY UP. 238 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,077 Drake: NO. 239 00:09:08,101 --> 00:09:09,143 Josh: YOU STARTED THAT FIGHT! 240 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:10,110 Drake: YOU CALLING ME A LIAR? 241 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:12,709 Josh: I AIN'T CALLING YOU A TRUTHER. 242 00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:14,043 Walter: ALL RIGHT, BOYS... 243 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:16,409 Drake: YOU RUINED MY FIRST BASEBALL GAME. 244 00:09:16,433 --> 00:09:17,476 Drake: OH, POOR LITTLE JOSH. 245 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,909 DIDN'T GET HIS FOAM FINGER. 246 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,409 Audrey: THAT'S ENOUGH, DRAKE. 247 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:21,410 Walter: STOP IT, JOSH. 248 00:09:21,434 --> 00:09:23,043 Josh: YOU WANT A MOUTHFUL OF FIST?! 249 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:24,676 Drake: YOU WANT A BUTTFUL OF FOOT?! 250 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,309 Josh: BRING IT, PARKER! Drake: YOU BRING IT! 251 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,044 Josh: YOU BRING IT! 252 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:29,776 Megan: COME ON! BOOB FIGHT! 253 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,076 Drake: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT. 254 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,943 GONNA FIGHT YOU. I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 255 00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:34,543 Audrey: DRAKE! Josh: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BETTER." 256 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:37,133 "IDEA?" I'M SPEAKING TO YOU! 257 00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:41,243 Josh: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Drake: JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT. 258 00:09:41,267 --> 00:09:43,043 WANT TO SEE SOMETHING. Josh: NO! ALL RIGHT, THERE IS. 259 00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,044 NOTHING THAT YOU CAN SHOW ME 260 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:45,376 RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD EVER MAKE 261 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,909 ME FORGIVE YOU... [GASPS] 262 00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:52,176 Drake: YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. 263 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,643 Josh: THE FOAM FINGER. 264 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:54,676 Drake: THE LAST FOAM FINGER FROM. 265 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:57,476 THAT PADRES GAME 8 YEARS AGO. 266 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,309 Josh: YOU KEPT IT ALL THESE YEARS? 267 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,643 Drake: SURE DID...'CAUSE I LOVE. 268 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,176 IT! YOU SEE, I FORGOT HOW MUCH I 269 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,609 LOVE IT, BUT SINCE YOU REMINDED 270 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:10,109 ME, I'M READY TO START... LOVING IT AGAIN. 271 00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:13,109 Josh: THAT FINGER SHOULD BELONG TO ME. 272 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:13,910 Drake: YEAH? WELL, YOU CAN'T. 273 00:10:13,934 --> 00:10:15,043 HAVE IT. YOU KNOW WHY? 274 00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:15,910 Josh: WHY? 275 00:10:15,934 --> 00:10:20,843 Drake: 'CAUSE I'M NUMBER ONE! 276 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:28,867 Josh: AARRGGHH! 277 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:34,076 HA! 278 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,643 Drake: YOU CROSSED THE LINE. 279 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:39,343 Josh: YOU CROSSED THE LINE 8 YEARS AGO. 280 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:40,643 Drake: GET OUT! 281 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,076 Josh: NO! 282 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,876 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 283 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:45,810 Drake: LATER! 284 00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:47,109 Josh: WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 285 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:50,800 Drake: I'M MOVING OUT! 286 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,076 Josh: AAH! 287 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:19,076 [CANS CLANKING ON FLOOR] 288 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:24,276 WHAT THE... Drake: CAN I HELP YOU? 289 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,809 Josh: WHAT'S UP WITH THE CANS? 290 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,043 Drake: JUST A LITTLE BURGLAR. 291 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:31,776 ALARM I INVENTED. 292 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,309 SO NO ONE CAN SNEAK UP ON ME 293 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:36,743 WHILE I'M SLEEPING IN MY ROOM. 294 00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:38,076 Josh: YOUR ROOM? 295 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,609 Drake: THAT'S RIGHT... SINCE MY. 296 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:43,276 OLD ROOM IS INHABITED BY AN IMMATURE BEAST. 297 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:45,343 Josh: THIS IS NOT YOUR ROOM. 298 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,476 Drake: YEAH? THEN WHY IS MY BED. 299 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,809 IN HERE, WHY IS MY GUITAR IN 300 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,343 HERE, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, 301 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:50,843 WHY ARE YOU IN HERE? 302 00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,743 Josh: BECAUSE THIS IS THE LIVING. 303 00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:57,576 ROOM, AND, UH... YEAH! LIVING! 304 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,276 Drake: MAYBE, BUT NOT FOR LONG. 305 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,776 Josh: OK! YOU WANNA TUSSLE?! 306 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,876 Drake: TUSSLE? 307 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,643 Audrey: WHAT IS GOING ON NOW? 308 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:07,444 Drake: JOSH CAME INTO MY ROOM, 309 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:09,909 AND HE'S MAKING NOISES WITH CANS. 310 00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:11,043 Walter: YOUR ROOM? 311 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,309 Josh: HA! 312 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,176 Audrey: JOSH, YOU GO TO BED, 313 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,776 AND DRAKE, YOU CLEAN THAT STUFF 314 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,476 UP AND GET BACK UP TO YOUR ROOM. 315 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,876 Drake: NOT TILL HE APOLOGIZES. 316 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:19,943 Josh: WHY DON'T YOU APOLOGIZE. 317 00:12:19,967 --> 00:12:22,143 FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD? 318 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:23,343 Walter: OK, YOU WANNA ACT LIKE. 319 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:26,843 CHILDREN? FINE! JOSH, GO TO BED! 320 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:27,909 DRAKE, YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT, 321 00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,043 BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO STAY 322 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:30,109 IN THIS LIVING ROOM. 323 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,876 Drake: OH, MAN! 324 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,576 Audrey: COME ON, WALTER. LET'S GO BACK TO BED. 325 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,309 Walter: ALL RIGHT. 326 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:39,600 Audrey: OH! 327 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:55,909 Walter: AAH! 328 00:12:55,933 --> 00:12:58,909 Drake: HEY. 329 00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:01,700 Walter: CAN'T SLEEP IN THE BATHROOM EITHER. 330 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:20,576 [DRAKE SNORING] 331 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,743 [WATCH BEEPS] 332 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,533 Recording: LAMP ON. 333 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:30,067 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 334 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:35,809 HEY. 335 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,167 DRAKE! 336 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,067 [DRAKE CONTINUES SNORING] 337 00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:06,744 [WATCH BEEPS] 338 00:14:06,768 --> 00:14:08,376 Recording: STEREO ON. 339 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,277 [LOUD SNORING] 340 00:14:09,301 --> 00:14:11,609 Drake: AAH! 341 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:12,843 WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 342 00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:14,543 Megan: GET OUT OF HERE. 343 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:15,609 Drake: COME ON, I'VE GOT NOWHERE. 344 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:16,643 ELSE TO SLEEP. 345 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,909 Megan: GO SLEEP IN THE ATTIC. 346 00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:19,743 Drake: NO WAY. THERE'S MONSTERS UP THERE. 347 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:20,744 Megan: DRAKE. 348 00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:21,776 Drake: LOOK, I'M SLEEPING IN. 349 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,943 HERE TONIGHT. IF YOU HAVE TO 350 00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:24,443 TORTURE ME OR REMOVE MY INTERNAL 351 00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:25,743 ORGANS, GO AHEAD. I DON'T CARE. 352 00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,676 GOOD NIGHT. 353 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,367 Megan: FINE. WHATEVER. 354 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,567 [DRAKE SNORING] 355 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,443 Drake: WAS THERE MORE CORNBREAD? 356 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,443 Walter: YES. 3 PIECES LEFT. 357 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,276 JOSH, WOULD YOU PASS THE 358 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,343 CORNBREAD TO DRAKE, PLEASE? 359 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,367 Josh: NOPE. 360 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,609 Audrey: SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL? 361 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:10,809 Drake: YOU'RE THE WORST. 362 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,143 Josh: YOU SICKEN ME. 363 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:15,109 Audrey: I SEE. 364 00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:17,476 Megan: UH... ANYBODY WANT MORE CHICKEN? 365 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,876 Josh: I HOPE YOU GO BALD. 366 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:19,943 Drake: I HOPE THEY CANCEL OPRAH. 367 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,643 Josh: TAKE THAT BACK. 368 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:26,067 Walter: ALL RIGHT, DINNER IS OVER. 369 00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:32,309 [DOORBELL RINGS] 370 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,643 Audrey: NOW, WHO'S THAT? 371 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,776 Megan: I INVITED SOMEONE OVER. 372 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,776 Walter: NOW, HOW MUCH LONGER ARE. 373 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,243 YOU TWO GONNA FIGHT OVER A DUMB 374 00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:40,776 FOAM FINGER? 375 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,443 Drake: UNTIL HE ADMITS HE STARTED THE FIGHT. 376 00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:43,609 Josh: YOU THUMPED ME IN THE BACK. 377 00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:44,577 OF MY 8-YEAR-OLD HEAD. 378 00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:45,900 Drake: I DID NOT. 379 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,443 Lenny: HI, I'M LENNY SPODNICK. 380 00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,143 I THINK WE TALKED ON THE PHONE. 381 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,443 Megan: YEAH. I'M MEGAN. 382 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:55,809 COME ON IN. 383 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:59,767 Lenny: NICE PLACE. LOOKS EXPENSIVE. 384 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,309 Walter: UH, HELLO. 385 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,044 Audrey: HI. 386 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:06,309 Lenny: HEY. IS THAT CORNBREAD? 387 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,943 Josh: UH-HUH. 388 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:12,043 Audrey: MEGAN, WHO'S YOUR LITTLE FRIEND? 389 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,943 Megan: HIS NAME IS LENNY SPODNICK. OR YOU MAY KNOW HIM. 390 00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,109 BETTER AS THE GUY WHO SELLS 391 00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,443 FOAM FINGERS AT THE PADRES' 392 00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:17,444 GAMES. 393 00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:18,943 Lenny: USED TO SELL FOAM. 394 00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:22,209 FINGERS. I GOT PROMOTED TO BOBBLE HEADS. 395 00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:23,709 Josh: WHOA... 396 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:24,743 Drake: YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THE. 397 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:25,744 CONCESSION STAND. 398 00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,509 Josh: THE FOAM FINGER GUY. 399 00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:30,643 Lenny: BUT NOW IT'S BOBBLE HEADS. 400 00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:31,843 Audrey: SO, WAIT. THIS IS THE. 401 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,609 MAN WHO SOLD YOU THE FOAM FINGER 402 00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:34,876 8 YEARS AGO? 403 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:35,710 Megan: YEP. 404 00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:36,876 Walter: HOW DID YOU FIND HIM? 405 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,643 Megan: I CALLED THE STADIUM AND ASKED IF I COULD SPEAK TO THE. 406 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:39,776 GUY WITH THE EYE PATCH. 407 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,443 WASN'T HARD. 408 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,143 Lenny: SAME WAY MY EX-WIFE'S. 409 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,543 LAWYER FOUND ME. 410 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:47,576 Walter: NOT TO BE RUDE, LENNY, 411 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,376 BUT, UH, WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE? 412 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,176 Megan: 'CAUSE DRAKE SAYS JOSH. 413 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,843 STARTED THE FIGHT. AND JOSH SAYS 414 00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:54,810 DRAKE STARTED THE FIGHT. AND I'M 415 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,509 SICK OF DRAKE SNORING UP MY 416 00:16:56,533 --> 00:17:00,309 ROOM. SO, HERE'S AN EYEWITNESS. 417 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,767 NO OFFENSE. 418 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,043 Audrey: MEGAN, THAT'S VERY. 419 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,743 RESOURCEFUL OF YOU, BUT I DOUBT 420 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:07,809 IF THIS GENTLEMAN'S GONNA 421 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:08,577 REMEMBER SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 422 00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:09,909 8 YEARS AGO. 423 00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:11,409 Lenny: OH, I REMEMBER THESE. 424 00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:13,643 BOYS. NOT TOO OFTEN YOU HAVE TO 425 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:16,309 CALL THE COPS ON 28-YEAR-OLDS. 426 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,643 Josh: OK. WELL, THEN WOULD YOU. 427 00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,309 PLEASE TELL EVERYONE THAT HE IS 428 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,310 THE ONE THAT THUMPED ME ON THE 429 00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,043 BACK OF MY HEAD AND THAT'S WHAT 430 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,709 STARTED THE FIGHT? Drake: NO. YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE. 431 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:25,644 HERE THAT HE JUST ATTACKED ME 432 00:17:25,668 --> 00:17:27,076 FOR NO REASON. 433 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,143 Walter: COULD YOU TELL US WHAT HAPPENED? 434 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,376 Lenny: I'D BE HAPPY TO. 435 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,243 LET ME SEE, UM... 436 00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:35,609 THE PADRES WERE PLAYING AGAINST 437 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,643 THE GIANTS. AND I WAS SELLING 438 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,643 FOAM FINGERS. IT WAS LATE IN THE 439 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,043 AFTERNOON. THESE 2 BOYS GET IN 440 00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:44,043 LINE AT THE CONCESSION STAND. 441 00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:46,043 Audrey: OK, DRAKE. HERE'S SOME. 442 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:48,243 MONEY. YOU GO GET YOURSELF A SOUVENIR. 443 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,244 Drake: THANKS, MOM. 444 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,276 Audrey: MEGAN, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 445 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,277 Megan: YEAH. 446 00:17:53,301 --> 00:17:55,476 Audrey: YES. YOU CAN HAVE A. 447 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,167 COOKIE. TAKE THE COOKIE. 448 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:02,300 Josh: HEY. Drake: HEY. 449 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,420 Josh: I'M JOSH. Drake: DRAKE. 450 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,043 Josh: I'M GONNA BUY A FOAM FINGER. 451 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:08,107 Drake: ME, TOO. Josh: COOL. 452 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:09,644 Lenny: NEXT IN LINE. 453 00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:11,143 Josh: HEY, YOU'RE UP. 454 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:13,643 Girl: HI. IS IT OK IF WE CUT IN. 455 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,644 FRONT OF YOU? 456 00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:16,609 Drake: COOL WITH ME. COOL WITH YOU? 457 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:17,776 Josh: SURE. 458 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,167 Drake: GO AHEAD. 459 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,876 Josh: YOU KNOW, MY DAD'S A WEATHERMAN. 460 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,876 Drake: WOW. MY MOM LOVES WEATHERMEN. 461 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:30,776 Girl: THANKS. BYE. 462 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,309 Drake: ONE FOAM FINGER, PLEASE. 463 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,643 Lenny: OK. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE LAST ONE. 464 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:37,109 Josh: AW, THAT'S THE LAST FOAM FINGER? 465 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,876 Drake: I'M REALLY SORRY. 466 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,500 Josh: DADDY. 467 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,267 Josh: OWW! 468 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,676 YOU THUMPED ME. 469 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,043 Drake: NO, I DIDN'T. 470 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:53,044 Josh: YAAA! 471 00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:56,043 Drake: YAAA! 472 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,633 Lenny: COPS! COPS! 473 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:17,476 Josh: SO, IT WAS MEGAN WHO. 474 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,477 STARTED THE FIGHT. 475 00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,409 Lenny: THAT'S RIGHT. SHE THREW THE COOKIE. 476 00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:23,943 Megan: WOW. I WAS EVEN COOL THEN. 477 00:19:23,967 --> 00:19:25,609 Drake: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 478 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,343 Audrey: MR. SPODNICK, WE REALLY. 479 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,343 APPRECIATE YOU CLEARING THIS UP FOR US. 480 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,809 Lenny: OH, I'M JUST HAPPY I. 481 00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:33,343 COULD HELP OUT. OH, UM, THE GIRL 482 00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:36,076 DID MENTION $100. 483 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,109 Walter: $100? 484 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,700 Megan: OH, JUST PAY HIM. 485 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,676 Lenny: THANKS. MY EX-WIFE AIN'T. 486 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,209 GETTING HER PAWS ON THIS. 487 00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:52,543 WELL, I BETTER GET GOING. 488 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,143 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 489 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:57,376 I GOT YOU A BOBBLE HEAD. 490 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,467 LIVE IT UP. 491 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:06,143 Audrey: THAT WAS SO NICE OF HIM TO DO THAT. 492 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:10,076 Walter: NO! HE TOOK $100 FROM ME. 493 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,176 Drake: YEAH, BUT I GET A FREE BOBBLE HEAD. 494 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,576 Josh: HEY, MAYBE I WANT THE BOBBLE HEAD. 495 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,109 Drake: I GET THE BOBBLE HEAD. 496 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,976 Josh: YOU GOT THE FOAM FINGER. 497 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,843 Drake: YOU RUINED THE FOAM FINGER. 498 00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:21,576 Josh: I WANT THE BOBBLE HEAD. THIS IS SO UNFAIR. YOU ALWAYS... 499 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,533 [CONTINUES INDISTINCT] 500 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:27,676 Megan: WHO WANTS CORNBREAD? 501 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:28,700 Audrey: ME. Walter: I DO. 502 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,843 Josh: SO, JOSH NICHOLS, TELL US. 503 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:37,844 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE FIRST 504 00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:42,809 ASTRONAUT TO SET FOOT ON JUPITER! 505 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:46,843 WELL, OPRAH, JUPITER'S COOL, BUT 506 00:20:46,867 --> 00:20:50,776 I MUCH PREFER BEING HERE ON YOUR SHOW. 507 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:55,176 OH, COMMANDER JOSH, YOU ARE SO HANDSOME. 508 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,809 Drake: HEY, JOSH. 509 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:00,876 Josh: WHAT UP, DRAKE? 510 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:04,176 Drake: IS IT COOL IF I MOVE BACK IN? 511 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,376 Josh: OH, GET IN HERE. 512 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,843 Drake: LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY. 513 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,543 Josh: DON'T EVEN SAY IT. 514 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,676 WE BOTH ACTED KINDA STUPID. 515 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:15,943 Drake: YEAH. HEY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 516 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:18,176 Josh: A FOAM FINGER? 517 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,177 Drake: YEAH. 518 00:21:19,201 --> 00:21:20,609 Josh: HOW'D YOU FIX IT? 519 00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:21,776 Drake: OH, YOU KNOW. 520 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,176 HOT GLUE GUN. 521 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,176 Josh: DRAKE PARKER, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 522 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,177 Drake: WHAT'S THAT? 523 00:21:28,201 --> 00:21:31,143 Josh: NUMBER ONE. 524 00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,509 Drake: COOL. 525 00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:38,443 Josh: OH, UH, AND LOOK. 526 00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:40,443 I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE BOBBLE HEAD. 527 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,109 Drake: AW, THANKS, MAN. 528 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:46,109 Josh: CAN YOU BELIEVE US? 529 00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,609 I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING THIS 530 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:49,476 WHOLE WEEK WHAT WE WERE FIGHTING 531 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,776 WHEN WE WERE 8 YEARS OLD. 532 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,777 Drake: YEAH. I WONDER WHAT IT'S. 533 00:21:51,801 --> 00:21:53,943 GONNA BE LIKE WHEN WE'RE 80. 534 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,467 Josh: YEAH. 535 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:06,043 Josh: I AM STARVING. 536 00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:09,043 STARVING. 537 00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:12,043 Drake: YEAH. WHERE'S MEGAN WITH OUR DINNER? 538 00:22:12,067 --> 00:22:14,376 Both: MEGAN! 539 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,609 Megan: I'M COMING. I'M COMING. 540 00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:20,709 DRAKE, HERE'S YOUR OATMEAL. 541 00:22:20,733 --> 00:22:28,143 JOSH, HERE'S YOUR CREAM OF WHEAT. 542 00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:30,243 BOOBS. 543 00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:34,409 Josh: WAIT. WAIT, WAIT. I WANTED. 544 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:35,876 THE OATMEAL. 545 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,620 Drake: NO. YOU ASKED FOR THE CREAM OF WHEAT. 546 00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:40,076 Josh: YOU GIVE ME THAT OATMEAL. 547 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:42,043 Drake: OVER MY DEAD BODY. 548 00:22:42,067 --> 00:22:46,109 Josh: FINE. I COULD WAIT 5 MINUTES. 549 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:48,643 Drake: THAT'S IT. I'M EATING ON. 550 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:49,743 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. 551 00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:51,933 Josh: SO, WHO NEEDS YA? 552 00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:01,500 UHH! 553 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,376 YOU DO SOMETHING TO ME! 554 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,876 Drake: THAT'S A LIE. 555 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,676 Josh: IT IS ON. 556 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:11,676 Drake: OH, IT'S ON. 557 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:14,609 Josh: IT'S GO TIME. 558 00:23:14,633 --> 00:23:16,676 Drake: I'll SHOW YOU GO TIME. 559 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:20,133 Josh: I AM COMING AT YOU FAST AS LIGHTNING. 560 00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:24,467 [GRUNTS] 561 00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:40,667 [SNORING] 562 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:49,644 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 563 00:23:49,668 --> 00:23:51,600 [ CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www. Ncicap.org... ] 564 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,509 Josh: DRAKE? 565 00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:58,633 DRAKE, YOU AWAKE? 566 00:24:04,233 --> 00:24:06,209 OH, OPRAH. 567 00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:09,100 OH, COMMANDER NICHOLS. 568 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,209 IT COULD HAPPEN. 569 00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:19,167 Voice: MM...