1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:03,164 WHOA! NOW, THAT'S A FINE ANIMAL! 4 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:06,234 OH, YEAH. GREAT STUD, I BET. 5 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:08,336 NOW, THE REAL ADVANTAGE OF BEING HERE TODAY 6 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:11,004 AT ATLANTIC CITY RACECOURSE TO BRING YOU THE WEATHER 7 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,173 IS THAT WE'VE GOT THE REAL THING. 8 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:15,976 NO BOARDS, NO MATS, NO PRETTY COMPUTER GRAPHICS. 9 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:19,147 UH-UH. THE REAL THING. 10 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,149 WE GOT THE REAL SUN, AS I PREDICTED. 11 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,916 WE'VE GOT THE REAL BLUE SKIES, 12 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,685 AS I PREDICTED. 13 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,387 HECK, WE EVEN GOT REAL HORSES, 14 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,455 AS I PREDICTED. 15 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:29,157 [LAUGHTER] 16 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,358 AND SPEAKING OF PREDICTIONS, 17 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,226 HEY, WE EVEN GOT A REAL WINNER. 18 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,162 OOH! 19 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,696 THIS IS TAYLOR WORTH, 20 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,565 CHANNEL 5 NEWS, PHILADELPHIA, 21 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,767 AND I'LL SEE YOU AT 11:00. 22 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:40,768 AND WE'RE CLEAR. 23 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:44,172 [CROWD TALKING] 24 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,778 LADIES' DAY AT THE RACES. 25 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:53,381 I'M A HAPPY GUY. 26 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,198 * WELL, I'VE SEEN SO MANY THINGS * 27 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,098 * I'VE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD * 28 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,734 * WELL, I'VE HAD UPS AND DOWNS * 29 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,303 * I DID IT ALL FOR A WHILE * 30 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:18,239 * I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING BETWEEN THE BAD AND THE GOOD * 31 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:22,476 * I GUESS I WAS WRONG BECAUSE I MISUNDERSTOOD * 32 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,445 * ABOUT GIRLS 33 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,249 * GIRLS 34 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:33,321 * WELL, I'VE BEEN SO MANY PLACES THAT I SHOULDN'T BE * 35 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:37,225 * BUT THEN IT FELT SO GOOD THAT IT WAS TORTURE TO LEAVE * 36 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,227 * THEY SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM * 37 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,229 * BUT CAN YOU LIVE WITH? 38 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,097 * I'M JUST ONE MAN WHO'S HAVIN' A FIT * 39 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,499 * WITH THOSE GIRLS * 40 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,436 * THEY WANT YOU TO TELL 'EM THAT YOU LOVE THEM * 41 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:52,440 * THEY'RE SOFT AND THEY'RE WARM WHEN YOU HUG THEM * 42 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:56,244 * THEY'LL TEASE YOU AND HURT YOU WHEN YOU NEED THEM * 43 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,379 * THEY SIGH WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE LEAVIN' * 44 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:02,550 * GIRLS 45 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:06,254 * TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER, TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER * 46 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:11,425 * TELL HER WHAT YOU WANT TO * 47 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:16,264 * DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA * 48 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,466 * SHA NA NA NA DO DO DO DA DA DA * 49 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:26,274 * OH, GIRLS 50 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:30,444 * THEY WANT YOU TO TELL 'EM THAT YOU LOVE THEM * 51 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,347 * THEY'RE SOFT AND THEY'RE WARM WHEN YOU HUG THEM * 52 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:37,485 * THEY'LL TEASE YOU AND HURT YOU WHEN YOU NEED THEM * 53 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,988 * THEY CRY WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE LEAVIN' * 54 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:44,024 * GIRLS * 55 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:48,296 * GIRLS * 56 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,565 * GIRLS * 57 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:57,538 10, 20, 5, 50. 58 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,307 [CROWD TALKING] 59 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:02,343 NUMBER 7, MOVING MARCELLE, TO SHOW. 60 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,412 COME ON, NED, AT LEAST BET HIM TO WIN. 61 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:05,946 THANK YOU. 62 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,148 HI. $40, NUMBER 3, 63 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:12,586 MY CHARLIE'S ANGEL, TO WIN, PLEASE. 64 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,187 THANK YOU. 65 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,356 MY GAMBLING FUND'S A LITTLE LOW. 66 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,591 GAMBLING FUND? GAMBLING FUND? 67 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,159 YES. 68 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,060 NED, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 69 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,329 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KID 70 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,330 WHO BET HIS FATHER'S GOLF CLUBS 71 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,431 ON CINDY BROWNELL'S BRA SIZE? 72 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:26,199 HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I BET MY SCHOLARSHIP MONEY 73 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,701 YOU'D FLUNK OUT BEFORE MIDTERMS? 74 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,970 YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED? 75 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,640 DADDY. DADDY. DADDY. 76 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,075 I SETTLED DOWN. 77 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,345 COME ON, PUMPKIN. 78 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,012 NED'S ACTUALLY A TERRIFIC GUY, 79 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,348 EXCEPT HE'S LOST HIS EDGE. 80 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,882 WHEN WE WERE 11, 81 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,184 HE DECIDED WE SHOULD GET MOHAWKS. 82 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,186 I SHAVED MY HEAD. HE LAUGHED FOR A MONTH. 83 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:46,887 YOU SEE THIS 50? AND YOU SEE THAT 50? 84 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,422 YEAH. 85 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,490 THEY'RE NOT THE SAME. 86 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:50,458 THEY'RE NOT? 87 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,494 NO. THIS IS 3 DAYS OF NURSERY SCHOOL TO ME. 88 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:56,997 AND WHAT'S THAT? CHAMPAGNE FOR 2? 89 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,265 SILK PANTIES FOR MONA. 90 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,500 MONA? DO I KNOW MONA? 91 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,535 NO. I HAVEN'T MENTIONED HER. 92 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,236 YOU'RE BUYING SILK PANTIES FOR A GIRL 93 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,372 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MENTIONED TO ME? 94 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:07,140 NED, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 95 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,543 THERE IS NO MONA. 96 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:15,949 TAYLOR? 97 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,150 LIZBETTE. 98 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,952 DON'T SWEET-TALK ME. 99 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,087 HOW ARE YOU? 100 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,389 HOW SHOULD I BE? 101 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:24,392 YOU ASKED WENDY OUT, MY OWN ROOMMATE. 102 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:27,395 I KNOW. YOU WORK TUESDAY NIGHTS. 103 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,962 DON'T TOUCH ME. 104 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,398 SHE SAID NO. 105 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,399 WELL, OF COURSE SHE DID. 106 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,601 SEE? NO HARM DONE. 107 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,437 HE IS MY HERO. 108 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:39,306 A HERO SHOULD ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING. 109 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:42,242 I MEAN, WHAT HAS TAYLOR ACCOMPLISHED? 110 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,611 WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED MEN. 111 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,945 WITH CURFEWS. 112 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,146 YEAH. I'D RATHER BE LIKE TAYLOR. 113 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:49,450 YLOR DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, BUT HE'D RATHER BE LIKE US. 114 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,419 YOU SHOULD SEE HIM WITH MY FAMILY. 115 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,421 HE REALLY SOAKS IT UP. 116 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,956 NOW, THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY WANTS. 117 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,558 HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET. 118 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:01,294 HEY, I'M A SHRINK. I KNOW THESE THINGS, RIGHT? 119 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:04,465 I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 120 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,502 DID YOU GET A LOAD OF HER LEGS? 121 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,270 YES. 122 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:13,441 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? HE IS DUMPING HER! 123 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:16,276 TAYLOR IS STUCK IN A VERY DESTRUCTIVE PATTERN. 124 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:19,613 THEY HIT THE 2-MONTH MARK, AND HE IS RUNNING. 125 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,281 IT'S CLASSIC. 126 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:23,283 REJECT THEM BEFORE THEY REJECT YOU. 127 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,586 NO. NO WOMAN IS EVER GOING TO REJECT TAYLOR. 128 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:28,456 THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY NEEDS. 129 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,458 WELL, THAT'S WHAT EVERY MAN REALLY NEEDS. 130 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,460 WITHOUT SUFFERING, YOU DON'T GROW. 131 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,327 FORGET IT. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. 132 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,664 IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO FOR HIM. 133 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,467 IF ONLY I COULD PICK TAYLOR'S NEXT WOMAN, 134 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,568 YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WHO WILL DUMP HIM FIRST. 135 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,103 SOMEONE WHO'LL GIVE HIM THE GIFT OF HEARTACHE. 136 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,473 SOMEONE WITH PMS. 137 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,340 NO. SOMEONE WHO'S LOOKING FOR 138 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:48,976 MORE IN A MAN THAN GOOD LOOKS. 139 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:49,910 AND A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 140 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,078 AND A 6-FIGURE INCOME. 141 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,980 AND GLAMOROUS JOB. 142 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,615 YEAH, BUT MORE THAN THAT. 143 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,617 SOMEONE WHO'LL TORTURE HIM, TURN HIM INSIDE OUT, 144 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,619 HURT HIM, YOU KNOW, LIKE LOVE. 145 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,220 FORGET IT. SHE'S NOT OUT THERE. 146 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:01,789 I BET I COULD FIND HER. 147 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,090 I BET YOU COULDN'T. 148 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,925 I BET HE COULD. 149 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:05,926 I GOT 10 BUCKS SAYS NO WAY. 150 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,629 YOU'RE ON. YOU IN, NED? 151 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,330 YOU ARE BOTH MISSING MY POINT. 152 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:11,599 TAYLOR WOULD HAVE TO COOPERATE. 153 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:12,933 OH, NO. HE'LL WANT IN ON THIS. 154 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,102 IT'S GOT TO BE BIGGER. 155 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,737 BIGGER? 2 WOMEN. 156 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,071 10 WOMEN. 157 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,573 11 WOMEN. 158 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,174 THAT'S NOT GOING TO CUT IT ANYMORE. 159 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,142 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO-- 160 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,745 I KNOW. STOP SEEING YOU. 161 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,514 TAYLOR. 162 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,682 LIZBETTE, I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. 163 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,384 YOU'VE MADE SOME VERY VALID POINTS. 164 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,687 I OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A COMMITMENT BY NOW. 165 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,255 TAYLOR, LET'S SAY I NEVER CAME HERE TODAY. 166 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:38,358 NO. NO. 167 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:39,359 LET'S JUST FORGET EVERYTHING. 168 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:42,830 NO. LISTEN TO ME. YOUR INSTINCTS ARE SOUND. 169 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,632 IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 170 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,534 LIZBETTE, I JUST DON'T THINK 171 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,536 IT CAN BE TOGETHER. 172 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,538 WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 173 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,773 YOU? 174 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,642 SOAR. 175 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:58,546 [CALL TO THE POST PLAYS] 176 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:02,716 Race announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 177 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,686 THE HORSES ARE PARADING TO THE POST 178 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,789 FOR THE NEXT RACE OF THE AFTERNOON. 179 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,558 WHAT? 180 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,560 WE'VE GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. 181 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,095 YOU HAVE 3 MONTHS 182 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,364 TO GET ENGAGED TO 3 WOMAN, 183 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,332 AND I PICK THE WOMEN. 184 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,569 YOU'RE INSANE. 185 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,573 CHLOE, THAT'S PRETTY. 186 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:30,578 NOW, THIS IS THE DUMBEST ONE THEY'VE EVER COME UP WITH. 187 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:33,681 THEY'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO ROPE ME IN ON SOME STUPID BET. 188 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,883 THEN WHEN I TAKE THEM UP ON IT, 189 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,818 THEY DROP LIKE FLIES. 190 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:38,952 WATCH. 191 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,722 WHAT ARE THE STAKES? 192 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,595 YOUR FISHING CABIN AGAINST MY MERCEDES. 193 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,596 NO. NO, SEE, I ALREADY HAVE A CAR. 194 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,297 I WANT SOMETHING ELSE. 195 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,900 NAME IT. 196 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,736 I LOVE TORTURING HIM. 197 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,338 THE PICASSO. 198 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,707 THE PICASSO! 199 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,976 IT'S AN ORIGINAL. I CAN'T BET THAT. 200 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,011 FINE. NO BET. 201 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,445 IT'S CLAIRE'S. 202 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,648 HER GRANDFATHER LEFT IT TO HER. 203 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:08,816 SO? 204 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,820 YOU'RE ON. 205 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,021 YOU'RE KIDDING! 206 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,657 THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 207 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:20,661 Announcer: IT'S MOVING MARCELLE IN A CHARGING START, 208 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,764 WITH BOO-BOO, RACHEL'S RIDE, AND.... 209 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,205 BOYS, SORRY I MISSED THE GAME. 210 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,506 THAT'S OK. 211 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,976 DID YOU CRIPPLE ANOTHER QUARTERBACK? 212 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,778 YEAH. 2. 213 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:17,985 BACHELORETTE NUMBER 1. 214 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,386 ICE GODDESS! 215 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,620 I GOT 20 216 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,455 SAYS HE CAN'T EVEN GET A DATE. 217 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,891 40 SAYS HE CAN. 218 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,026 GUYS, A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS ONE 219 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,728 OF THE LONELIEST CREATURES ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. 220 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:31,064 ALL I NEED IS AN OPENING, A TICKET OF ADMISSION. 221 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,666 BET. BET. 222 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:36,003 Ned: NO. NO, CHLOE. HORSEY. HORSEY. 223 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,606 CHLOE, DO YOU SEE 224 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,141 THAT PRETTY BLONDE LADY RIGHT THERE? 225 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,644 I JUST BET SHE WOULD LOVE 226 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,047 TO SEE THIS PICTURE YOU DREW. 227 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,955 THAT'S PRETTY, HONEY. IS IT FOR ME? 228 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,423 YES. 229 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,225 AW! COME HERE. 230 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,861 GEE, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 231 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,463 OH, THAT'S OK. SHE'S A DOLL. 232 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,265 HOW OLD IS SHE? 233 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,567 3. 234 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,069 LET ME GET HER OFF YOUR HANDS HERE. 235 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,570 COME ON, CHLOE. 236 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,772 LET'S NOT BOTHER THESE NICE PEOPLE. 237 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,807 OH, SHE IS NO BOTHER. I LOVE KIDS. 238 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,508 WELL, SHE'S FOR RENT. 239 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,844 SHE'S GOT YOUR EYES. 240 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,512 DON'T LET HER FATHER HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 241 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,748 SHE'S NOT YOURS? 242 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,215 NO. I WISH SHE WERE. 243 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,785 IS THERE ANY REASON WHY WE CAN'T HAVE DINNER SATURDAY NIGHT? 244 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,519 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. 245 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,822 ERIN. ERIN COOPER. 246 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,523 TAYLOR. TAYLOR WORTH. 247 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,760 DINNER WILL BE FINE. 248 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,361 GREAT. ANDRE'S, 7:00? 249 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,763 OK. 250 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,932 [PEOPLE APPLAUDING] 251 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,001 SEE YOU, GUYS. 252 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:48,008 YOU FEEL FREE TO MAKE THE OTHER TWO A CHALLENGE. 253 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,014 WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE BET. 254 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,019 [VIDEO GAME BEEPING] 255 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,957 Child: HOW COME YOU CAN'T GET THIS POINT? 256 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,660 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY. 257 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,595 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T LIKE HIM. 258 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,464 CLAIRE, HE WAS FLUFF. 259 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,633 HIS IDOL WAS GERALDO RIVERA. 260 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:14,567 WELL, VERONICA, WHAT DID YOU SEE IN HIM 261 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,703 IN THE FIRST PLACE? 262 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:17,971 HE WAS THE FIRST GUY I DATED IN AGES 263 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,807 WHO DIDN'T OWN A VCR, SHOP BROOKS BROTHERS, 264 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:20,874 OR DRIVE A BMW. 265 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,810 YOU JUST DESCRIBED NED. 266 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,912 WHAT'S DIFFERENT? YOU AND NED BECAME YUPPIES? 267 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,880 PLEASE DON'T TELL NED THAT. 268 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:27,915 WHEN I FIRST MET NED, HE HAD HAIR DOWN TO HERE 269 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,450 AND HE WAS GROWING MARIJUANA IN THE CLOSET. 270 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,821 NED? YEAH, MY NED. 271 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,390 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO RANDY? 272 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,959 HA HA! GONE! 273 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,393 HE GOT WAY TOO SERIOUS TOO FAST. 274 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,929 I TELL YOU, 275 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:45,665 THE HARDER THEY PUSH, THE BIGGER THE FLAWS. 276 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,566 YOU AND NED WERE LUCKY TO GET MARRIED SO EARLY. 277 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,902 I KNOW I WAS LUCKY. 278 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,538 ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD JUST... 279 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,373 WHAT? 280 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,876 [LAUGHING] 281 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,913 SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD JUST... 282 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,114 [VIDEO GAME BEEPING] 283 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,549 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 284 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,617 THERE I SAID IT! 285 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,619 WELL, WHO DOESN'T? 286 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,621 WHO ARE THESE MEN? 287 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,691 WHO ARE THESE MEN? 288 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,061 [KNIFE CHOPPING] WHO ARE THESE MEN? 289 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,865 VERONICA? 290 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,101 [GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING] 291 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,412 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND. 292 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,481 NUMBER 2 IS A FRIEND OF CLAIRE'S. 293 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,883 SHE'S A MUSICIAN. 294 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,584 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 295 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,086 THIS IS EXACTLY 296 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,720 THE TYPE OF PLACE SHE CAN'T STAND. 297 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,989 THESE ARE EXACTLY 298 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,590 THE KIND OF PEOPLE SHE HATES. 299 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,892 HI. 300 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,994 AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. 301 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,762 NO. YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT. 302 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,898 THIS BET'S TOTALLY ABSURD. 303 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,900 YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT YESTERDAY. 304 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,701 AFRAID YOU'LL LOSE? 305 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,103 NED, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED 306 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,271 HOW THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES? 307 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,007 MY LIFE, FOR EXAMPLE. 308 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,108 IT WON'T CHANGE THAT MUCH. 309 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,912 YOU CAN COME VISIT US AT THE CABIN ANYTIME. 310 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,980 $50 NASSAU. 10 FOR BIRDIES. 311 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,916 THE SANDIES ARE GREENIES. 312 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,919 I FEEL LUCKY TODAY. 313 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,193 SO? 314 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,494 SIGN. 315 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,030 FORGET IT. 316 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,234 OH, SO YOU'RE CHICKENING OUT? 317 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,936 DON'T PUSH ME. 318 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,537 YOU'RE RENEGING ON OUR AGREEMENT. 319 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,040 AM I TO UNDERSTAND 320 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,143 THAT YOUR HANDSHAKE MEANS NOTHING? 321 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,948 IT'S TIME TO TEACH THIS GUY A LESSON. 322 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,998 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO ELEANOR IS? 323 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,299 COME ON, AREN'T YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT CURIOUS 324 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,101 ABOUT NUMBER 3? 325 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,603 I AM TRYING TO PLAY GOLF HERE. 326 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,338 SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 327 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,839 ELEANOR LARIMORE. 328 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,841 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HER. 329 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,811 SHE'S CLASSY. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 330 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:12,812 SHE'S AN ALIEN, RIGHT? 331 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,614 NO. SHE'S A HUMAN. 332 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,583 ALL 3 WOMEN ARE HUMANS. 333 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,751 I HAVE A HEART. 334 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,720 SHE'S MARRIED. 335 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:24,091 [CHUCKLING] 336 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,459 YOU'RE NOT PLAYING FAIR TODAY, NED. 337 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,827 IT'S A BAD MARRIAGE. 338 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,196 IT'S A BAD MARRIAGE. TRUST ME. 339 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,165 NO. NO, I DON'T. I NEVER HAVE. 340 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,002 THAT DOESN'T MATTER. I ALWAYS WIN ANYWAY. 341 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,736 YOU DID READ THE FINE PRINT, DIDN'T YOU? 342 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,039 BECAUSE I HAVE TO ADMIT, 343 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,042 YOU'RE BEING A GREAT SPORT ABOUT THIS. 344 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,411 HOW WILL I KNOW THAT THEY ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSALS? 345 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,214 VIDEOTAPES. 346 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,190 Weatherman: WE HAVE ALL THIS RAIN UP IN HERE. 347 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,792 THEN WE HAVE THIS LOW-PRESSURE-- 348 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,195 [TAPE REWINDS] 349 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,034 WE HAVE ALL THIS RAIN UP IN HERE. 350 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,835 THEN WE HAVE THIS LOW-PRESSURE FRONT 351 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,038 SWEEPING DOWN-- 352 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,256 WE HAVE ALL THIS RAIN UP IN HERE. 353 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,858 THEN WE HAVE THIS LOW-PRESSURE FRONT 354 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,061 SWEEPING DOWN-- 355 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,864 SWEEPING DOWN FROM THE NORTH. 356 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,233 SWEEPING DOWN FROM-- 357 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:46,073 I'M A PERFECTIONIST. 358 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,078 HEY, I DON'T TRY TO BE THIS WAY, 359 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,214 AND IT'S REALLY ROUGH ON THE WOMEN I KNOW. 360 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,716 IT'S LIKE THERE'S THIS CRITIC ON MY SHOULDER. 361 00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:00,087 TROUBLE-SHOOTER, REALLY. 362 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:01,888 EXAMPLE-- 363 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:05,092 SAY SHE'S A CAT LOVER. 364 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,760 ALL I HEAR IS HIM SCREAMING, 365 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,530 "SAY GOODBYE TO NAVY BLUE." 366 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,365 HEY, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 367 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,468 I DON'T WANT TO GROW OLD ALONE. 368 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,536 I LOVE KIDS. 369 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:21,108 I CERTAINLY LOVE WOMEN, BUT I'M NO CASANOVA. 370 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,576 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND A WOMAN 371 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,546 TO GET PAST THE CRITIC IN ME. 372 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,117 MY HOUSEKEEPER-- GREAT COOK. 373 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,457 WHO KNOWS? 374 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,660 MAYBE ONE OF NED'S CHOICES MIGHT BE THE PERFECT WOMAN. 375 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:47,134 WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF IT WAS THE BLONDE? 376 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,472 GOOD EVENING, SIR. 377 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,207 THANKS. 378 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,610 OK. HERE WE ARE. 379 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,712 SATURDAY EVENING, 7:00. 380 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,981 I'VE GIVEN ERIN A LOT OF THOUGHT... 381 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,152 BUT MOSTLY ABOUT STRATEGY. 382 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,253 I CAN'T TOUCH HER 383 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,255 BECAUSE IF I TOUCH HER, I'LL JUMP HER, 384 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,257 AND IF I JUMP HER, I'LL LOSE HER. 385 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,592 EVERY MAN WANTS TO JUMP HER, SO I'VE GOT TO BE DIFFERENT. 386 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,634 ERIN. 387 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,570 TAYLOR. 388 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,240 THIS BET'S GOING TO KILL ME. 389 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,812 LET'S GET YOU BACK IN YOUR COAT. 390 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,414 WE'RE GOING ON A PICNIC. 391 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,451 THEY FLOODED THE ZONE. 392 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,621 KOSAR THREW UNDERNEATH THE COVERAGE TO NEWSOME. 393 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,556 SCIARRA TOTALLY WIMPED OUT! 394 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,525 SCIARRA'S MY MAIN MAN! 395 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,026 SCIARRA TACKLES 396 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:47,894 LIKE HE'S PUTTING HIS GRANDMA TO BED. 397 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,429 OH, NO! 398 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,698 LOOK, YOU MAY BE THE EAGLES' RECEPTIONIST-- 399 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,832 YAY, TEAM! 400 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,034 BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN 401 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,337 YOU KNOW A GOOD TACKLE WHEN YOU SEE ONE. 402 00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,740 I NOT ONLY KNOW ONE, I CAN DO ONE. 403 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,443 RIGHT! 404 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,744 RIGHT. 405 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,679 OK. 406 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,231 COME AT ME. COME AT ME. 407 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,535 NO. I BELIEVE YOU. 408 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,239 NO, YOU DON'T. LET ME HAVE IT. 409 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,876 COME ON. 410 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,145 COME ON, COME AT ME. 411 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:42,482 ERIN, REALLY, I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 412 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,483 AAH! 413 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,718 AAH! UGH! 414 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,520 [LAUGHING] 415 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,622 I THINK I'M IN LOVE. 416 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,258 SEE? 417 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,282 YOU CALL THE PLAYS. 418 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,624 [CARTOONY VOICE] GOOD-BYE, BRYAN. 419 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,758 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 420 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,327 [POP] 421 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,629 Ned: SEE YOU TOMORROW, LEWIS. 422 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,832 HOW ARE YOU TODAY, YOUNG FELLA? 423 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,402 POW! 424 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,106 HOW'S THE BAD SEED? 425 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,609 WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS. 426 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,611 I STILL THINK YOU OUGHTA SEND HIM THROUGH 427 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,446 A METAL DETECTOR BEFORE YOU SEE HIM. 428 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,615 MMM. HONEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 429 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,149 OF COURSE. 430 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,084 WHY ARE YOU FIXING VERONICA UP WITH TAYLOR? 431 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,786 WHO ARE YOU MAD AT? 432 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,788 I'M NOT MAD AT ANYONE. 433 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,390 HONEY, VERONICA IS A TALENTED, 434 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,592 HIGHLY RESPECTED CONCERT PIANIST. 435 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,795 SHE'S GOING TO HATE HIM. HE'S GOING TO HATE HER. 436 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:03,930 SHE'S NOT NEARLY VAPID ENOUGH. 437 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,064 NO, CLAIRE. 438 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,533 AS HIS BEST FRIEND 439 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,535 AND AS AN EXPERT ON THE HUMAN MIND, 440 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,403 I THINK IT'S IN HIS BEST INTERESTS 441 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,438 TO HAVE AN ATYPICAL CONGREGATION 442 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,139 WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. 443 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,874 YOU ARE PISSED AT HIM. 444 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,409 YEAH. 445 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,513 Anchorwoman: THE PHILADELPHIA SWAT TEAM 446 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,482 WAS STILL SURROUNDING A DOWNTOWN JEWELRY STORE. 447 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,017 4 GUNMEN HAD TAKEN HOSTAGES. 448 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,186 AS FAR AS WE KNOW, NO ONE HAS BEEN HARMED, 449 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,656 AND NEGOTIATIONS ARE IN PROGRESS. 450 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,658 THE POLICE SAID... 451 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,192 WHERE'S TAYLOR WORTH? 452 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,995 OVER THERE. HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS. 453 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,931 NOVELIST ANN TRAVERS DIED TODAY 454 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,500 IN A FREAK SKIING ACCIDENT IN CHILE. 455 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,069 SHE HAD BROKEN HER LEG ON THE SLOPES 456 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,904 AND WAS BEING TRANSPORTED TO SAFETY 457 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,440 WHEN THE RESCUERS LOST CONTROL OF HER STRETCHER. 458 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,543 MISS TRAVERS PLUMMETED 1,500 FEET TO HER DEATH. 459 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,813 SHE'S BEST REMEMBERED FOR HER 1979 NOVEL 460 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,549 AREN'T I THE LUCKY ONE? 461 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,586 AND NOW, TAYLOR WORTH WITH THE WEEKEND WEATHER. 462 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,391 ANN TRAVERS...A WOMAN WHOSE LUCK RAN OUT. 463 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,095 LET'S SEE...HOW'D I DO YESTERDAY? 464 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:12,532 DID RAIN LAST NIGHT. HA. GOT THAT RIGHT. 465 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,101 IT'S STILL UNSEASONABLY COLD HERE ON THE EAST COAST, 466 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:17,003 BUT I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR DAYS. 467 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,506 UH-OH! HURRICANE BRENDA. 468 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,508 YEAH, RIGHT DOWN THERE IN FLORIDA. 469 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,110 CAME ASHORE--WOOSH! YOU WANT TO TALK RAIN! 470 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,245 THEY HAD TO CANCEL THE EAGLES-DOLPHINS GAME. 471 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,114 AND I SAID IT WAS GOING TO 472 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,982 STAY OUT THERE IN THE OCEAN SOMEWHERE, 473 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,050 SO THE JOKE'S ON ME. 474 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,586 HERE IN YOUR TRI-STATE AREA, 475 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,423 WE HAVE CLEAR AIR QUALITY TOMORROW IN THE DELAWARE VALLEY. 476 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,060 WELL, CORY, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ON FOR THE WEEKEND? 477 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,430 I'M GOING TO THE COUNTRY, TAYLOR. 478 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,064 THERE YOU HAVE IT. 479 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,699 CORY CHU, OUTSTANDING IN HER FIELD. 480 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,935 [NEWS THEME PLAYS] 481 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,437 THAT'S THE NEWS. 482 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,605 FOR BOB MAYON AND TAYLOR WORTH, 483 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,573 I'M CORY CHU. 484 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:54,774 GOOD NIGHT. 485 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,909 AND WE'RE CLEAR. 486 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,945 EVERYBODY HAVE A NICE WEEKEND. 487 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,848 YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, JERRY. 488 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:04,316 GOOD NIGHT, COOKIE. 489 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,251 GREAT SHOW, TAYLOR! 490 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,519 THANKS, PAUL. 491 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,787 HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, IRV. 492 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,891 ARE YOU AT LEAST A METEOROLOGIST? 493 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,893 THIS MUST BE... VERONICA? 494 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,895 YOU JUST SAY THE WEATHER? 495 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,029 IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK. 496 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,931 IT WOULD HAVE TO BE. 497 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,470 LOOK, TAYLOR. 498 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,971 I'M GOING TO SAVE US BOTH SOME TIME, 499 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,473 AND FOR YOU, A FEW BUCKS. 500 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:27,840 I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE TEST OF MINE 501 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,175 TO SEE IF WE'RE PSYCHOLOGICALLY COMPATIBLE. 502 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,510 SHOOT. 503 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,311 IMAGINE THIS. YOU WALK INTO A ROOM. 504 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:33,646 YOU SEE A HOLE IN THE FLOOR. 505 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,482 YOU WALK UP TO IT AND LOOK IN. 506 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,083 WHAT DO YOU SEE? 507 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,018 A METEOROLOGIST. 508 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,622 RELIABLE BIRTH-CONTROL DEVICES? 509 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:45,958 PERFECT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 510 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,660 GOOD LUCK AND GOODBYE. 511 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,497 IMAGINE THIS. 512 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,100 YOU WALK INTO A STUDIO. YOU MEET A GUY. 513 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,503 YOU TALK TO HIM FOR A COUPLE SECONDS. 514 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,605 WHAT DO YOU SEE? 515 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,507 A MAN WHO READS THE WEATHER 516 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,642 WEARING A LOT OF MAKEUP. 517 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,410 YEAH. DOESN'T THAT PIQUE YOUR CURIOSITY AT ALL? 518 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,178 I MEAN, AREN'T YOU SAYING TO YOURSELF, 519 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,780 "I WONDER IF HE WEARS MORE MAKEUP 520 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,648 IN THE EVENINGS"? 521 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:09,716 LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER, 522 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,552 YOU CAN FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. 523 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,522 I'LL CALL YOU. I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER. 524 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:23,696 742 MINUS 619... 525 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,898 123. 526 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:29,068 487 MINUS 356... 527 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,102 131. 528 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,772 663 MINUS 421. 529 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,907 142. 530 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,009 MAYBE ON MARS. 531 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:40,112 [CLOCK CHIMES] 532 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,247 HA HA HA HA! 533 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:44,784 HA HA HA HA HA! 534 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,756 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] HA HA HA HA HA! 535 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,595 A WOMAN WITH ALL THIS 536 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,962 SHOULD LOOK HAPPIER THAN THAT. 537 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:33,165 HA HA HA HA! 538 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,767 [TIRES SCREECH] 539 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,817 IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER. 540 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,723 IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHOE YOU CHOOSE. 541 00:25:56,823 --> 00:26:00,793 ANY SHOE WOULD LOOK GOOD AT THE END OF YOUR LEG. 542 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,930 MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU MAKE A DECISION. 543 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:06,232 WALK OVER THERE. 544 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,134 LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 545 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:15,174 I REALLY CAN'T TELL ANYTHING 546 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,109 UNLESS YOU STAND UP. 547 00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:26,118 NICE. 548 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,827 HOW ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE... 549 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,128 THIS? 550 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,135 NO. 551 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,203 PLEASE. 552 00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,905 ALLOW ME. 553 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:08,227 No... 554 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,251 HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 555 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,955 FINE. 556 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,893 PLEASE. COME WITH ME. 557 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,762 [THUD] 558 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:45,965 HOW ABOUT... 559 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:47,734 THIS? 560 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:55,207 TRY IT ON...FOR ME. 561 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:02,214 HMM. 562 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:07,987 Eleanor: I CAN'T COME OUT. 563 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,391 IT MAY TAKE A WHILE, 564 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:14,293 BUT ELEANOR'S GOING TO BLOSSOM. 565 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,294 WHOA! 566 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,063 WHOA! 567 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:20,767 [PHONE RINGS] 568 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,301 Recording: THIS IS TAYLOR WORTH. TALK TO ME. 569 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,602 [BEEP] 570 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:24,837 Woman: HI, TAYLOR. IT'S LEANNE. 571 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:29,241 HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR FOSTER CHILD. 572 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,044 GIVE ME A CALL WHEN KIM SU GOES BACK TO KOREA. 573 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:33,012 YOU BIG SOFTY. 574 00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,114 KIM SU. 575 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,082 SHE SOUNDED HOT! 576 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,483 OH, SHE IS. 577 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:40,787 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT IT? 578 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,321 BETWEEN BEING THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN 579 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,322 EVERY NIGHT WITH ERIN 580 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,557 D THE PERFECT STUD EVERY DAY WITH ELEANOR, 581 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:46,492 WHO HAS THE TIME? 582 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:47,960 IN OR OUT? 583 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,629 LOOK, I'LL BE WORRIED WHEN I SEE 3 TAPES 584 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,364 WITH 3 PROPOSALS AND 3 YESES. 585 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,433 BY THEN, IT'LL BE TOO LATE. 586 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,868 YOU'LL HAVE LOST CLAIRE'S PICASSO. 587 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,804 YOUR MARRIAGE WILL BE DESTROYED. 588 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,439 NED, LOOK. I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. 589 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:01,640 YOU JUST SAY THE WORD, 590 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:05,144 WE CAN CALL OFF THIS WHOLE STUPID BET. 591 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:09,681 [CHIP CLATTERS] RAISE YA 5. 592 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:13,485 3 YESES, TAYLOR, AND YOU ONLY GOT 2 MONTHS LEFT. 593 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,454 VERONICA WILL CALL. SO? 594 00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:18,190 I SEE YOU 5. I RAISE YOU 5. 595 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,725 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 596 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:22,294 Ned: OH, SHIT, IT'S CLAIRE! 597 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,362 I...WILL... 598 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,932 [CHIPS CLATTER] SEE YOU. 599 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,901 Recording: THIS IS TAYLOR WORTH. TALK TO ME. 600 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,702 TAYLOR, THIS IS VERONICA BRISKOW. 601 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:33,672 NED AND CLAIRE ARE COMING TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 602 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,209 WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US? MY NUMBER IS 555-3299. 603 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:39,145 BYE. Ned: SHIT! 604 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:42,114 OH, AND, NED? GO HOME. 605 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:43,850 DOUBLE SHIT! 606 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:47,153 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S LEGATO. LEGATO! 607 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,055 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 608 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,756 LEGATO. 609 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,491 HERE. LISTEN TO IT AGAIN. 610 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,994 I'VE ALREADY LISTENED TO IT 3 TIMES. 611 00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:55,995 HMM? NO. 612 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,196 I DON'T KNOW WHAT LEGATO IS. 613 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,698 SOUNDS LIKE A BOAT RACE. 614 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:03,069 BOAT RACE. HA HA HA. TAYLOR HATES MUSIC. 615 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:06,505 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT LEGATO MEANS? 616 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:09,808 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYS] 617 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,779 NICE SWEATER, TAYLOR. 618 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,081 IT'S VERY BROOKS BROTHERS. 619 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:18,184 OH. ARE YOU STILL HAVING TROUBLE 620 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,418 WITH YOUR BMW? 621 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:22,154 [PIANO SCALES IN BACKGROUND] 622 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,490 I CAN NAME THAT SEGUE IN 5 WORDS. 623 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,192 NAME THAT SEGUE. 624 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:31,463 SWEATER. COLD. ALPS. GERMANY. 625 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,265 BMW. BMW. 626 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,373 SO...WHAT DID YOUR MANAGER SAY 627 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:42,474 ABOUT THE REHAB CENTER BENEFIT? 628 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:45,978 HE HATES IT WHEN I PLAY FOR FREE, BUT I'LL DO IT. 629 00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:48,814 OH, GREAT. THANK YOU! 630 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,749 I MEAN, IF I CAN'T PLAY FOR 15 MINUTES 631 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,451 TO KEEP A BUNCH OF DRUGGED-OUT TEENAGERS 632 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,585 FROM STEALING MY CAR, 633 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:54,786 WHAT KIND OF CITIZEN AM I? 634 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:57,456 YEAH. A REAL PHILANTHROPIST. 635 00:30:57,556 --> 00:31:00,159 NO. I LEAVE THAT TO CLAIRE. 636 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,260 MMM. 637 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,130 MY TOMBSTONE'S GOING TO READ, "WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?" 638 00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:07,934 NOTHING, IF YOU MARRY TAYLOR. 639 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,174 LET'S EAT! 640 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,476 TAYLOR, YOU COME JOIN ME IN THE KITCHEN. 641 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,947 CLAIRE, CHECK NED'S POCKETS FOR HALLUCINOGENS. 642 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:27,219 IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH WITH THE REST OF US, 643 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,288 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SEND YOU HOME. 644 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,589 MM-HMM. COME ON. 645 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:31,623 I WANT TO SEE TAYLOR'S REACTION 646 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,092 WHEN HE SEES THE PAINTING. 647 00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:34,460 YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT THE PAINTING? 648 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,561 NO. 649 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:37,463 HA HA HA. LET'S GO. 650 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:49,141 WHY DO YOU ASK? 651 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,010 JUST CURIOUS. 652 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,445 I CAN'T STAND THAT TERM "NEW AGE." 653 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:56,015 I WAS DOING IT LONG BEFORE IT WAS EVER CALLED THAT. 654 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,449 I HAD A CLASSICAL BACKGROUND-- 655 00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,251 OBERLIN, JUILLIARD, THE WHOLE COMPETITION CIRCUIT, 656 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:02,989 BUT IT WAS BASICALLY TOO RIGID FOR ME. 657 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:05,324 I MEAN, I REALLY HATE THAT KIND OF STUFF. 658 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,460 REMEMBER THE CRITIC THAT SITS ON MY SHOULDER? 659 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,362 WELL, HE JUST PASSED OUT. 660 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,464 I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 661 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,403 THIS MUST BE ANOTHER ONE OF HER PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTS. 662 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,305 I TELL YOU, IF I HADN'T SIGNED THAT DAMN CONTRACT, 663 00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,307 I WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH THIS CRAP FOR A MINUTE. 664 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:24,010 I THOUGHT THE HOLE IN THE FLOOR WAS HARD. 665 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,878 SO THE REST IS HISTORY. 666 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,448 I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE CONCENTRATING 667 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:31,017 ON WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 668 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,085 SO COULD YOU JUST SHUT UP? 669 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:36,222 [CRUNCH] 670 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,129 [CRUNCH] 671 00:32:45,031 --> 00:32:45,831 TAYLOR! 672 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:50,736 HA HA HA HA! 673 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:52,504 HA HA HA HA! 674 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,441 [GIGGLING] 675 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:56,875 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 676 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,045 OH, I'M GLAD YOU CAME. 677 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:00,846 HOW ABOUT A GAME OF MONOPOLY? 678 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,049 NED, I'M A LITTLE BEAT. 679 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,117 NED, TURN AROUND AND WALK OUT. 680 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:08,154 COME ON, TAYLOR. 681 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:09,221 LET'S LET THE GIRL GET TO BED. 682 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,256 NOW! 683 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:11,290 BYE, NED. 684 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,092 BYE. 685 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:15,761 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT-- 686 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:17,396 [SLAM] 687 00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:45,424 COME ON, TAYLOR. LET THE GIRL GET TO BED. 688 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,428 [BED CREAKS] 689 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,563 UM! 690 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,100 HOW ABOUT THIS? 691 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,135 DOES THAT FEEL GOOD? 692 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:58,704 IT'S FINE. YOU'RE CRUSHING MY BONE. 693 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,339 SORRY. THAT'S OK. 694 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,641 [SLAM] AAH! 695 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,376 OH! 696 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:11,117 I'VE HAD BETTER TIMES TAKING OUT SPLINTERS. 697 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:15,654 I WISH IT WAS YESTERDAY. 698 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,790 HEY, IT HAPPENS. 699 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,227 THERE WOULDN'T BE GREAT SEX 700 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,362 IF WE DIDN'T HAVE AWFUL SEX. 701 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,431 AWFUL... 702 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,733 MECHANICAL... 703 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,701 SLIGHTLY PAINFUL... 704 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,971 UNSATISFYING SEX. 705 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,406 I'M GOING TO HOP IN THE SHOWER! 706 00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,375 COULD YOU LET YOURSELF OUT, PLEASE? 707 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,477 SURE. 708 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,346 [WATER RUNNING] 709 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,365 [WOMAN GIGGLES] 710 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,669 [BRAKES SCREECH] 711 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:23,889 I LOVE MY LINGERIE. [GIGGLES] 712 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:26,091 UH, ELEANOR... 713 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:29,428 WHAT DO YOU SAY, NEXT TIME WE JUST TALK? 714 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,462 WHY? 715 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,698 I DON'T KNOW. 716 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,333 ROMANCE? 717 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:38,204 I GET TO KNOW YOU, YOU GET TO KNOW ME. 718 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:41,640 I THINK WE'RE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER JUST FINE. 719 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,209 AHEM. 720 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:45,110 OH! WOULD YOU GIVE ME 721 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:48,247 A SPECIAL SIGNAL ON THE SHOW TONIGHT? 722 00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:52,618 WHEN YOU RUB YOUR NOSE, 723 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:55,221 IT MEANS YOU WISH... 724 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,424 [GIGGLING] 725 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,842 THANK GOD IT WAS JUST MY NOSE. 726 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:19,110 [ENGINE STARTS] 727 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:22,314 DINNER AT ERIN'S WILL BE A WELCOME CHANGE. 728 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:25,251 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I'D FIND YOU HERE. 729 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:27,619 I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE. 730 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,087 ERIN IS A FLOWER, 731 00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:30,789 A RARE AND BEAUTIFUL FLOWER. 732 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,425 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE SEES IN A GUY LIKE YOU. 733 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,794 BUT IF YOU MESS WITH HER OR LAY A HAND ON HER, 734 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,863 I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF. 735 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,098 SEEMS REASONABLE. 736 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:42,000 TERRY! SO GLAD YOU DROPPED BY. 737 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:43,735 CAN YOU STAY FOR COFFEE? 738 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:46,838 PUT TAYLOR DOWN. HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE KIDDING. 739 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:49,908 HA HA HA HA! 740 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,443 OH, I GET IT NOW! 741 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,144 UHH! 742 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,781 I'LL BE IN THE LIVING ROOM. 743 00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,651 DID YOU LIKE HIM? 744 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,953 ISN'T HE GREAT? 745 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,855 YEAH. HE SEEMS VERY NICE. 746 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,857 OH, HE IS. 747 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,859 HE'S SMART AND SOPHISTICATED 748 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:08,894 AND REALLY CONSIDERATE. 749 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:11,129 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 750 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:13,131 HE WON'T EVEN START THE CAR 751 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:14,566 UNLESS WE PUT ON OUR SEAT BELTS! 752 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,134 WHAT A GUY. 753 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:18,036 I'VE NEVER GONE OUT WITH SOMEONE FOR A MONTH 754 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:19,305 WHO DIDN'T MAKE A PASS. 755 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,673 I NEVER MADE A PASS. 756 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,609 YOU'RE MY FRIEND, SILLY. 757 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,511 IT DOESN'T COUNT. 758 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,680 SEE YOU, TERRY! 759 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,449 [DOOR CLOSES] 760 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,784 WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN] PLAYS] 761 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,792 [CAT GROWLS] 762 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:47,966 * WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO LIVE... * 763 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,968 POOKIE REALLY SEEMS TO LIKE YOU. 764 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,870 POOKIE'S A HELL OF A CAT. 765 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,605 I KNOW. 766 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:54,940 WILL THERE BE 767 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,608 ANY OTHER EAGLES DROPPING BY TONIGHT? 768 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,076 I HOPE NOT. 769 00:37:58,344 --> 00:38:02,781 * AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY * 770 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:05,451 * WE'VE ONLY BEGUN 771 00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:14,192 * BEFORE THE RISING SUN, WE FLY * 772 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:19,465 * SO MANY ROADS TO CHOOSE 773 00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:25,070 * WE START OUT WALKING AND LEARN TO RUN * 774 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:26,805 * AND YES, WE'VE JUST BEGUN... * 775 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:27,906 TAYLOR? 776 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,975 HMM? 777 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,777 WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME? 778 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,146 ANYTHING. 779 00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:36,682 ON YOUR SHOW, 780 00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:39,685 COULD YOU GIVE ME SOME SORT OF SIGNAL 781 00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:43,188 TO LET ME KNOW THAT I'M YOUR SPECIAL GIRL? 782 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:44,890 SURE. SURE. 783 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:48,627 HOW ABOUT IF I RUB MY-- 784 00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,798 HOW ABOUT IF I SCRATCH MY CHIN? 785 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,833 * ...DAY TO DAY 786 00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:57,669 * TOGETHER... * 787 00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:00,639 THE KID DESERVES HER OWN SIGNAL. 788 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:09,681 CALL ME SENTIMENTAL, 789 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:12,684 BUT I LIKE THE ONE IN HER DINING ROOM BETTER. 790 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:17,489 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH ME. 791 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,592 I'M JUST HERE TO PICK UP MY WATCH. 792 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:24,195 TAYLOR WORTH. WHAT'S HAPPENING, HONEY? 793 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:25,831 OH, NOT MUCH. 794 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:28,133 SHE LEFT THIS, TOO. 795 00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,601 THANK YOU. 796 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,540 IT'S GOOD. 797 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,708 AMBIVALENCE I CAN WORK WITH. 798 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,444 HATE TAKES LONGER. 799 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:40,606 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 800 00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:41,840 SHH! 801 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,149 Guess who's the head fund raiser 802 00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:53,752 for the rehab center. 803 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,521 HMM. 804 00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,457 Come here. Come here. 805 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,539 SEE YA. 806 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:33,058 HI. 807 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,760 GOD, ELEANOR, PLEASE. NOT HERE. 808 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,427 OH, YES, HERE. IN THE LOBBY. 809 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:38,564 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. 810 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:39,998 IN THE CEREAL AISLE AT THE A&P. 811 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,567 TELL ME YOU'RE DYING FOR IT. 812 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:42,433 TELL ME I'M DYING FOR IT. 813 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,169 TELL ME I'M THE BEST. 814 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:45,571 YOU'RE THE BEST. 815 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:46,772 TELL ME I'M BETTER THAN THE BEST. 816 00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:48,907 YOU'RE BETTER THAN THE BEST--OHH! 817 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,919 [SNORING] 818 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,632 BRAVO! 819 00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:19,671 [WHISTLING] 820 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:20,872 BRAVO! 821 00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:24,676 I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH CHANCE 822 00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:26,244 TO GET TO KNOW YOUR WIFE, 823 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:27,746 BUT SHE SEEMS LIKE A REAL GEM. 824 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:28,747 YES. 825 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:30,248 I DON'T KNOW IF I MENTIONED IT, 826 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,282 BUT I'M A PSYCHIATRIST. 827 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,885 SOMETIMES I CAN TELL A GREAT MARRIAGE 828 00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:35,220 WHEN I SEE ONE. 829 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,454 IT SEEMS TO ME 830 00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:38,289 THAT YOU GUYS HAVE A REALLY STRONG, 831 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,726 CLOSE, GOOD ONE, AM I RIGHT? 832 00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:44,863 TAYLOR! TAYLOR! WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING TO? 833 00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:46,064 TAYLOR? 834 00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:48,934 TAYLOR WORTH? 835 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,236 THE WEATHERMAN? 836 00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,438 THAT'S RIGHT. 837 00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:55,641 I LOVE YOUR REPORTS! 838 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:57,242 YOU GIVE THE MOST THOROUGHLY DETAILED 839 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,209 WEATHER REPORTS! 840 00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,745 I KNOW. 841 00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:01,913 WEATHER'S A HOBBY OF MINE. 842 00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:04,249 OH. 843 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,550 HOW ABOUT THAT STORM LAST MARCH? AIYEE! 844 00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:07,452 WAS THAT A SHOCK OR WHAT? 845 00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:08,419 YOUR FLY IS OPEN. 846 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:09,888 QUITE A SHOCK. 847 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:12,257 AND THAT FLASH FLOOD IN NEBRASKA LAST MAY? 848 00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:13,524 WHOOSH! 849 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,260 HOW CAN SHE STAND HIM? 850 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,461 YOUR FLY IS OPEN. 851 00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:18,063 OH, HONEY! HONEY, LOOK. 852 00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:21,199 TAYLOR WORTH. 853 00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:22,233 OH. 854 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,435 HOW DO YOU DO? 855 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:26,672 YOUR FLY IS OPEN! 856 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,674 WELL, IT DOESN'T MAKE ME DEAF! 857 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,242 UH, EXCUSE ME. GOT TO RUN. 858 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,679 11:00 NEWS. 859 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:36,682 YOU PLAYED BEAUTIFULLY. THANK YOU. 860 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,022 DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 861 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:47,092 I KNOW YOU JUST PLAYED FOR 2 HOURS, BUT MAY I COME IN? 862 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:54,866 JUST SO YOU KNOW WHY I'M MAD, 863 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,302 I HATE IT WHEN MY FRIENDS RUN OUT OF MY CONCERTS 864 00:43:57,402 --> 00:43:59,504 WITHOUT TELLING ME HOW WONDERFUL I AM, 865 00:43:59,705 --> 00:44:00,839 AND I REALLY HATE IT 866 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,908 WHEN GUYS COME BY HERE UNANNOUNCED 867 00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:05,711 THINKING IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO LET THEM IN. 868 00:44:05,744 --> 00:44:08,714 HOW MANY YOU LET IN THERE SO FAR? 869 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:14,585 IMAGINE WHAT SHE'S GOING TO DO TO ME 870 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,723 WHEN I CALL OFF OUR WEDDING. 871 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,859 LOOK, YOU GOT TO ADMIT 872 00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:23,194 YOU SENT ME SOME PRETTY MIXED SIGNALS. 873 00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:24,095 I MEAN, "HERE'S YOUR WATCH 874 00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:25,596 ECAUSE I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, 875 00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:27,032 "BUT HERE'S A TICKET BECAUSE 876 00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:28,967 I WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE MISSING." 877 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,937 WELL, I SAW, OK? AND YOU'RE MAGNIFICENT. 878 00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:35,273 I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOU AGAIN. 879 00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:40,278 [RUSTLING] 880 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:48,754 CALL ME. 881 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,969 [CHAIN UNLATCHES] 882 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,985 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 883 00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,989 [RING] 884 00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:26,992 [RING] 885 00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:29,094 HELLO? 886 00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:30,328 VERONICA BRISKOW? 887 00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:31,429 YES. 888 00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:35,133 HI. IT'S TAYLOR WORTH. 889 00:45:45,811 --> 00:45:48,646 I KNOW THIS SEEMS SILLY, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. 890 00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:49,514 IT'S SUCH A PRETTY MOVIE. 891 00:45:49,815 --> 00:45:51,817 ENJOY THE SHOW! 892 00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:53,251 I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. 893 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,821 REALLY? I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. 894 00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:57,856 YOU HAVEN'T? NO. 2 PLEASE. 895 00:45:57,956 --> 00:46:00,826 WAIT TILL YOU SEE DOPEY. HE'S THE MOST ADORABLE THING. 896 00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:02,260 HEY, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. THANKS. 897 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,461 ACTUALLY, I HAD A DIFFERENT 898 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:04,830 SORT OF DAY PLANNED, 899 00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:05,931 ONE THAT ENDS IN A PROPOSAL. 900 00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:06,832 HELLO. 901 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:07,866 MAYBE IF I TOSS IN 902 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:09,300 A HONEYMOON AT DISNEYLAND. 903 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:18,176 [FINALE MUSIC PLAYING] 904 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,090 COME ON! 905 00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:40,598 IT'S SO VERY BEAUTIFUL. 906 00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:42,267 THEY'RE SO MUCH IN LOVE. 907 00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:44,335 [CRYING] 908 00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:49,474 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 909 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:52,077 FILMING OUR OWN HAPPY ENDING. 910 00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:53,278 CAN YOU MOVE A LITTLE TO THE LEFT? 911 00:46:53,378 --> 00:46:55,680 WHOA! WHOA. RIGHT THERE. 912 00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:57,883 THAT'S PERFECT. 913 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,989 ERIN. 914 00:47:04,089 --> 00:47:05,356 TAYLOR. 915 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,425 ERIN, I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW 916 00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:08,493 WHAT I'M GOING TO ASK YOU. 917 00:47:08,593 --> 00:47:10,161 AND THIS MAY SEEM INAPPROPRIATE 918 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:14,032 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T KNOWN YOU VERY LONG, 919 00:47:14,132 --> 00:47:15,266 BUT, ERIN... 920 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:16,667 TAYLOR. 921 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,904 DEAR ERIN... 922 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,505 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 923 00:47:20,605 --> 00:47:21,907 OH. 924 00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,242 OHH! 925 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,680 I TAKE IT THAT'S A YES? 926 00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:31,449 [SHRIEKING] 927 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:32,918 CAN I HEAR THE WORD, PLEASE? 928 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:35,220 CAN I HEAR THAT PRECIOUS WORD? 929 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,687 OH, YES. 930 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:38,289 OH, YES, TAYLOR. 931 00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:41,292 I WILL MARRY YOU. 932 00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:45,096 TAKE ME, TAYLOR. 933 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:49,467 OH, WILD HORSES COULDN'T STOP ME. 934 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,937 MMM. MMM. 935 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:57,642 MMM. MMM. MMM! 936 00:47:57,943 --> 00:47:59,344 OW! WHAT? 937 00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:04,049 OH. SORRY. 938 00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:07,953 NED. NED. 939 00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:11,056 NOT ONLY AM I 1/3 OF THE WAY TO TEACHING YOU A LESSON, 940 00:48:11,156 --> 00:48:14,159 BUT TONIGHT, I WILL BE LYING WITH THE GODS. 941 00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:26,571 ERIN, I WANT YOU TO KNOW, 942 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:30,008 THERE IS NO ONE I WOULD RATHER BE WITH 943 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:33,078 AND NOTHING I WOULD RATHER BE DOING. 944 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,413 MMM! MMM! 945 00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:36,982 OH! 946 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:38,083 I'M SO GLAD I WAITED. 947 00:48:38,183 --> 00:48:38,984 OH, YEAH. 948 00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:42,520 I'M GLAD WE WAITED, TOO. 949 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:45,056 NO. I'M SO GLAD I WAITED. 950 00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:48,159 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M GLAD THAT WE WAITED, TOO. 951 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,394 MMM! MMM! MMM! 952 00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:50,996 NO, TAYLOR. 953 00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,164 I'M SO GLAD I WAITED. 954 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,200 WHAT? 955 00:48:56,534 --> 00:49:00,005 ERIN, I KNOW THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME, DARLING, 956 00:49:00,071 --> 00:49:02,007 BUT YOU'RE NOT SAYING, ARE YOU... 957 00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:05,010 THAT THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME? 958 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:05,443 YES. 959 00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:06,477 OHH. 960 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:09,447 MMM. 961 00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:11,549 TAYLOR, DON'T BE UPSET. 962 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:14,452 I KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR FIRST TIME. 963 00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:16,321 IT'S DIFFERENT FOR MEN. 964 00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:18,389 OH, ERIN, ERIN, ERIN. YOU ARE VERY SPECIAL. 965 00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:20,025 YOU ARE. YOU ARE. 966 00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:22,527 AND--AND--AND YOU'VE WAITED SUCH A LONG TIME. 967 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,462 I WANT THIS TO BE RIGHT FOR YOU. 968 00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:27,632 LET'S WAIT. OK? 969 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:31,402 LET'S WAIT TILL AFTER THE WEDDING. 970 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,638 ARE YOU SURE? 971 00:49:33,738 --> 00:49:35,506 RIGHT NOW, MORE THAN ANYTHING, 972 00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:37,308 I WANT YOU INSIDE ME, 973 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:40,445 TO FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. 974 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,482 OH, GOD. 975 00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:46,417 I'M SURE. 976 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:53,391 YOU ARE SO GOOD AT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE. 977 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:56,761 OH, YEAH. I'M LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE. 978 00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:59,064 MMM! 979 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:01,832 WHAT? 980 00:50:02,067 --> 00:50:03,801 I'M NOT A MONSTER. 981 00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:05,070 [SHRIEKING] 982 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,105 CAN I HEAR THE WORD, PLEASE? 983 00:50:07,205 --> 00:50:09,507 CAN I HEAR THAT PRECIOUS WORD? 984 00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:11,509 OH! OH! OH, YES, TAYLOR. 985 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:17,548 I WILL MARRY YOU. 986 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,422 TAKE ME, TAYLOR. 987 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:25,556 OH, YEAH. 988 00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,425 WILD HORSES COULDN'T STOP ME. 989 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,560 MMM. MMM. 990 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,432 MMM! MMM! MMM! 991 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,134 OW! WHAT? 992 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,570 OH, SORRY. 993 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,707 NED, NED. 994 00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:44,008 NOT ONLY AM I 1/3 OF THE WAY 995 00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:46,544 TO TEACHING YOU A LESSON 996 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:47,845 AND WINNING THIS BET, 997 00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:49,147 BUT TONIGHT, 998 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:52,183 I WILL BE LYING WITH THE GODS. 999 00:50:57,522 --> 00:51:00,491 [TV STATIC] 1000 00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:01,326 I'LL BUY. IT'S MY IDEA. 1001 00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,394 FORGET IT. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO 1002 00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:05,696 TAKE YOU OUT FOR A MONTH. 2, PLEASE. 1003 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:07,265 THANKS. 1004 00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:11,202 GUESS IT'S THE HOT TICKET IN TOWN. 1005 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:22,913 HEY! 1006 00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:24,315 SHH! QUIET! 1007 00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:27,185 SHH! SHH! 1008 00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:29,220 MMM! 1009 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,689 THIS IS BETTER THAN PRIMAL THERAPY. 1010 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,158 IT'S MORE CATHARTIC. 1011 00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,226 CARE FOR A DRINK? 1012 00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:39,029 WE HAVE MAI TAI OR TEQUILA SUNRISE. 1013 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:40,498 * LA DA DA DA * 1014 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:41,532 WHOA, WHOA, HO! 1015 00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:43,501 NO, NO. WHAT DID YOU REALLY THINK OF THE MOVIE? 1016 00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,470 I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT. I'D LOVE TO LIE THERE 1017 00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:47,572 TILL THE RIGHT WOMAN CAME ALONG. 1018 00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,640 YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 1019 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:50,641 SHE LEAVES EVERYTHING BEHIND-- 1020 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:53,211 HER HOME, HER LITTLE FRIENDS, AND FOR WHAT? 1021 00:51:53,311 --> 00:51:54,245 FOR SOME HANDSOME PRINCE! 1022 00:51:54,345 --> 00:51:56,547 THE WHOLE ENDING IMPLIES 1023 00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,184 THAT A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN TO BRING HER TO LIFE! 1024 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:01,552 VERONICA, IT IS NOT REAL LIFE! 1025 00:52:01,652 --> 00:52:02,787 IT'S A FAIRY TALE! 1026 00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:04,422 COME ON! 1027 00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:06,724 I MEAN, DID YOU EVER READ THE FROG PRINCE? 1028 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,193 IN THAT ONE, HE STAYED A FROG 1029 00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:09,227 UNTIL SHE KISSED HIM 1030 00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:11,496 AND BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE. 1031 00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:13,698 YEAH, WELL, I'VE KISSED A LOT OF FROGS, 1032 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:14,565 AND I HAVEN'T MET A PRINCE YET. 1033 00:52:14,665 --> 00:52:17,268 U'VE BEEN KISSING THE WRONG FROGS. 1034 00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:22,207 IT'S HARD TO FIND THE RIGHT PERSON. 1035 00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:24,242 IT'S A SEARCH, A PROCESS. 1036 00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:26,844 I DON'T THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. 1037 00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:28,713 WELL, MAYBE I MISJUDGED YOU, TAYLOR. 1038 00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:30,047 UP UNTIL NOW, 1039 00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:31,816 I THOUGHT OF YOU AS JUST A PLEASANT DIVERSION, 1040 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:33,751 BUT MAYBE THERE'S A WELL OF COMPASSION 1041 00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:35,653 AND SENSITIVITY IN YOU. 1042 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:36,754 REALLY? 1043 00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:39,056 NOT A DEEP WELL. 1044 00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:40,925 MORE LIKE A BUCKET OR A TOY PAIL. 1045 00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:43,628 YOU CAN STOP BEFORE YOU GET TO DIXIE CUP. 1046 00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:48,366 YOU KNOW, SOME SAY YOU HAVE TO KISS A FROG TWICE. 1047 00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:57,742 OH, WHY DID YOU EVER COME INTO MY LIFE? 1048 00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,076 TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 1049 00:52:59,244 --> 00:53:01,111 TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS FOREVER. 1050 00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:02,813 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK MY FATHER IN THE FACE. 1051 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:04,249 LOOK, LET'S GET AWAY-- 1052 00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:05,783 LET'S GET MARRIED IMMEDIATELY, RIGHT AWAY, TONIGHT. 1053 00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:06,984 YOU MEAN ELOPE? 1054 00:53:07,252 --> 00:53:08,253 THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 1055 00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:10,255 BUT WHERE WOULD WE GO? 1056 00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:18,596 [HUMMING] 1057 00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:31,576 GUESS WHAT? 1058 00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:33,143 THIS VERONICA? 1059 00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:35,280 SHE'S REAL EASY TO BE WITH, 1060 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,315 ONCE SHE STOPS BUSTING YOUR BALLS. 1061 00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:40,651 * DA DA DA DA 1062 00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:44,755 AFTER SHE AGREES TO MARRY ME, 1063 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:46,591 I'M GOING TO KEEP DATING HER. 1064 00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:50,295 ...CAN'T TALK TO ONE ANOTHER. 1065 00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:51,896 AND WHENEVER A YOUNG MAN-- 1066 00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,731 AND THERE HAVE BEEN VERY NICE ONES-- 1067 00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:55,300 HEY! HEY! 1068 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,735 I THOUGHT WE MADE A DEAL. 1069 00:53:57,835 --> 00:53:58,736 WHOEVER MAKES BREAKFAST 1070 00:53:58,836 --> 00:53:59,770 GETS TO PICK THE STATION. 1071 00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:00,938 IT'S HALFTIME, 1072 00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:03,341 AND I DON'T CARE WHAT DEAL WE STRUCK. 1073 00:54:03,441 --> 00:54:05,543 I'M NOT WATCHING THE EAGLETTES 1074 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,345 DO THEIR BORN IN THE U.S.A. ROUTINE. 1075 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:09,480 OH, COME ON. THAT'S THEIR BEST ONE. 1076 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,681 MMM! MMM! MMM! 1077 00:54:10,781 --> 00:54:12,950 AHH. 1078 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,785 Announcer: I, MYSELF, HAVE PLAYED HERE. 1079 00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:18,323 AH. I ADMIRE THOSE WOMEN. 1080 00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:20,758 THAT'S BECAUSE THEIR JOB IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOURS. 1081 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:22,927 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON DOWN THERE? 1082 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:24,929 LOOKS LIKE THE EAGLES CHEERLEADERS 1083 00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:27,365 ARE UNROLLING A BANNER OR SOMETHING. 1084 00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:31,336 "CONGRATULATIONS ERIN AND TAY-- " 1085 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:33,771 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1086 00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:36,240 MMM! 1087 00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:37,775 [BEEP] HELLO, MISS BRISKOW? 1088 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:38,643 THIS IS ELEANOR LARIMORE 1089 00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:41,346 CONFIRMING THE LUNCHEON TOMORROW. 1090 00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:42,747 PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL. THANK YOU. 1091 00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:45,450 OH, NO. 1092 00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:47,352 OH, YES. 1093 00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:53,358 MMM. 1094 00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:59,364 MMM. MMM. MMM. 1095 00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:09,707 BYE, LOVE BUCKETS. 1096 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:12,109 PIECE OF CAKE. 1097 00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:13,744 VERONICA. 1098 00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:14,912 HMM? 1099 00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,947 HOW ABOUT IF TONIGHT I GIVE YOU 1100 00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:20,385 A SPECIAL SIGNAL ON THE SHOW, 1101 00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:23,854 YOU KNOW, ONE THAT SAYS I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU? 1102 00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:25,390 OH, THAT'S SWEET, 1103 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:28,393 BUT I WATCH CHANNEL 8. 1104 00:55:32,463 --> 00:55:34,732 THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME. 1105 00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:37,702 HERE IN THE TRI-STATE AREA, 1106 00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:39,470 WE HAVE HIGH WINDS COMING DOWN FROM NEW YORK, 1107 00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,406 BUT WE'LL HAVE CLEAR AIR QUALITY TOMORROW 1108 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:42,973 IN ALL THE DELAWARE VALLEY. 1109 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:44,409 THAT'S ALL FOR THE WEATHER. 1110 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,745 NOW BACK TO MY FAVORITE NEWSCASTER, 1111 00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,279 CORY CHU, 1112 00:55:49,414 --> 00:55:51,449 RIGHT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK. 1113 00:55:51,549 --> 00:55:55,753 AND IN LOCAL NEWS, PHILADELPHIA CITY COUNCIL... 1114 00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:05,763 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1115 00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,566 [RING] 1116 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:10,067 HELLO? 1117 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,970 HEY, BUDDY. DID YOU SEE THE GAME? 1118 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:14,972 NED, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK NOW. 1119 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,774 THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE CLOSE. 1120 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,844 I AM 15 MINUTES LATE FOR A DATE WITH SOMEBODY, 1121 00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:20,845 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO. 1122 00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:23,448 W THAT BANNER ON TV. WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE DID. 1123 00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:25,983 HEY, YOU KNOW, VERONICA AND ELEANOR 1124 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,818 ARE HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER. 1125 00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:31,255 I THINK THIS WHOLE THING IS GONNA BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE. 1126 00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:32,222 NED, ONE MORE THING. 1127 00:56:32,457 --> 00:56:33,791 YEAH, WHAT? 1128 00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:38,062 THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. 1129 00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:40,230 I'VE GOT TO BREAK UP WITH ERIN. 1130 00:56:40,465 --> 00:56:43,468 [PIANO PLAYING] 1131 00:56:43,534 --> 00:56:45,870 HAVE YOU PICKED THE USHERS YET? 1132 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,237 USHERS? 1133 00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:48,506 NO. I HAVEN'T. 1134 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:52,477 UH, SEE, ERIN. WE HAVE TO TALK. 1135 00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:54,344 AT TEDDY'S TUX, IF YOU HAVE 6 OR MORE USHERS, 1136 00:56:54,479 --> 00:56:56,246 THE GROOM GETS HIS TUX FOR FREE. 1137 00:56:56,481 --> 00:56:58,082 I HAVE A TUX. 1138 00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,116 SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 1139 00:56:59,216 --> 00:57:01,085 ERIN, YOU'RE A WONDERFUL GIRL, 1140 00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:04,489 AND I CARE ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH. 1141 00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:06,491 FROM A SELFISH POINT OF VIEW, 1142 00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:07,492 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING 1143 00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:09,226 I WOULD RATHER HAVE THAN YOU BEING MY WIFE 1144 00:57:09,494 --> 00:57:11,929 FOR THE NEXT 50 OR 60-- 1145 00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:12,897 WHAT ARE THESE? 1146 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,899 SWATCHES. 1147 00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:16,501 SWATCHES? FOR WHAT? 1148 00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:18,503 FOR MY DRESS AND THE BRIDESMAIDS DRESSES. 1149 00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:21,305 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY A SELFISH POINT OF VIEW? 1150 00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:23,608 I CAN'T MARRY YOU. 1151 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,510 WHAT? 1152 00:57:25,576 --> 00:57:27,077 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING-- 1153 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,346 I GUESS THAT WE'D GET MARRIED 1154 00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:30,848 AND THAT WE'D BE TOGETHER 1155 00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:32,850 AND WE'D DECIDE TO TRY TO HAVE A FAMILY. 1156 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,520 AND THEN WE'D TRY FOR A YEAR OR 2... 1157 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:37,522 AND THEN WE'D BOTH BE TESTED 1158 00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:39,524 AND YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT I'M-- 1159 00:57:39,557 --> 00:57:40,891 YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE STERILE. 1160 00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:42,527 YES. 1161 00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:45,530 OH, I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 1162 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:47,297 ERIN, YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN ME. 1163 00:57:47,532 --> 00:57:48,899 WAIT A MINUTE. 1164 00:57:48,999 --> 00:57:51,435 YOU'RE SAYING THAT WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY 1165 00:57:51,536 --> 00:57:53,538 ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL AND IF WE WANT A BABY, 1166 00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:56,406 ALL I'LL HAVE TO DO IS BE ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED. 1167 00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,576 I AM SORRY THEY WON'T BE YOURS, THOUGH. 1168 00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:01,679 IT'S NOT JUST THAT I'M STERILE. 1169 00:58:04,048 --> 00:58:06,283 SEE, I CAN'T HAVE... 1170 00:58:06,551 --> 00:58:08,553 AN ORGASM. 1171 00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:09,920 YOU MEAN YOU CAN JUST STAY HARD FOREVER? 1172 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:12,322 NO, GODDAMN IT! 1173 00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:14,825 I MEAN I'M IMPOTENT! 1174 00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:17,728 [MUSIC STOPS AND PEOPLE STOP TALKING] 1175 00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:20,464 OH. 1176 00:58:20,565 --> 00:58:22,466 I UNDERSTAND. YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOOMED 1177 00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:24,101 TO A LIFE WITHOUT SEX. 1178 00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:25,603 NOW, DON'T RUSH ME. 1179 00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:28,205 IT'S JUST A LOT TO THINK ABOUT. 1180 00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:29,874 COULD YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE OF DAYS? 1181 00:58:29,974 --> 00:58:31,408 OH, OF COURSE. 1182 00:58:31,576 --> 00:58:32,610 NOW, IN THE MEANTIME, 1183 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:34,111 WHICH OF THESE DO YOU LIKE BEST 1184 00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:36,647 FOR MY MAID OF HONOR? 1185 00:58:41,085 --> 00:58:42,086 2, PLEASE. 1186 00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:43,721 THANKS. 1187 00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:47,692 I HAD TO BRING HER. 1188 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:48,959 HEY. 1189 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:10,014 DO YOU KNOW ABOUT OUR DISCOUNT PASSBOOKS? 1190 00:59:16,621 --> 00:59:19,690 [MOVIE MUSIC BEGINS] 1191 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:30,968 COME HERE! 1192 00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:33,938 YOU WANT IT, HUH? 1193 00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:36,006 [GIGGLES] 1194 00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:38,976 COME ON. 1195 00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:42,747 YOU BE MY LITTLE GIRL? 1196 00:59:42,847 --> 00:59:44,514 OH! YES. 1197 00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:48,452 OOH! I'LL BE YOUR LITTLE GIRL. 1198 00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:50,054 WILL YOU BE MY MOMMY? 1199 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:52,189 OH, YES! 1200 00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:56,927 OH, OH, I'LL BE YOUR MOMMY. 1201 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:58,195 AHHH! 1202 00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:00,064 WILL YOU BE MY BRIDE? 1203 01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:02,266 OH! YES! 1204 01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:04,268 NO, NO. 1205 01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:06,771 YES! YES, I'LL BE YOUR BRIDE! 1206 01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:07,972 YES! 1207 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,439 HI, HONEY. 1208 01:00:42,673 --> 01:00:44,141 HI, SWEETIE. 1209 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:58,856 OH...OH, YOU KNOW YOUR PICASSO? 1210 01:00:58,956 --> 01:01:00,691 MM-HMM. 1211 01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:04,594 IS THAT ONE OF THOSE PRICELESS SORT OF THINGS, 1212 01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:09,199 OR MERELY WORTH MORE THAN ANY MAN COULD EARN 1213 01:01:09,299 --> 01:01:11,902 IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE? 1214 01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:26,183 * ALL OF MY DAYS 1215 01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:31,822 * GONNA GIVE YOU MY LOVE 1216 01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:36,761 * ALL OF MY HEART AND MY SOUL * 1217 01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:41,832 * FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE 1218 01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:46,904 * AND ALL OF OUR DREAMS 1219 01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:50,240 YOU EVER HEARD OF THE SOONERS? 1220 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:51,909 FOOTBALL TEAM? 1221 01:01:52,009 --> 01:01:52,910 PROPER NOUN. 1222 01:01:53,010 --> 01:01:55,880 YEAH, BUT IT'S ALSO A WORD THAT CAN MEAN, UH... 1223 01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:57,281 PIONEERS. 1224 01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:59,216 FINE. PUT IT DOWN. 1225 01:01:59,316 --> 01:02:00,217 GREAT. 1226 01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:04,054 S-O-O- 1227 01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:08,258 N-E-R. 1228 01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:10,795 THAT'S YOUR WORD? 1229 01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:13,130 SINGULAR SOONER? 1230 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,899 YEAH. 1231 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,167 [GIGGLES] 1232 01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:19,069 WHAT? 1233 01:02:19,169 --> 01:02:22,339 THERE WAS ONLY ONE SOONER IN THE COVERED WAGON. 1234 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,341 GREAT WORD, TAYLOR. 1235 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:26,243 I JUST WISH YOU COULD HAVE 1236 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:27,978 THOUGHT OF IT SOONER. 1237 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:32,983 * ALL OF MY DAYS 1238 01:02:34,819 --> 01:02:37,822 * GONNA GIVE YOU MY LOVE 1239 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:43,894 * ALL OF MY HEART AND MY SOUL * 1240 01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:47,998 * FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE 1241 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,469 YOU MOVED IT. 1242 01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:55,305 YEAH. NOW WE CAN SEE THE SUN COME UP BEHIND THE TREES. 1243 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,310 YOU MOVED MY BED WITHOUT ASKING. 1244 01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:01,912 I DIDN'T BOLT IT DOWN. 1245 01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:04,514 NO? WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THAT? 1246 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:07,918 USUALLY IT'S JUST A FERN OR SOMETHING. 1247 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:09,854 WELL, I'M NOT TRYING TO INSINUATE MYSELF 1248 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,588 INTO YOUR PERFECTLY CONSTRUCTED LIFE. 1249 01:03:11,856 --> 01:03:12,857 NO? THEN WHAT WAS THAT? 1250 01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:14,925 I JUST HAPPEN TO LOVE WAKING UP IN YOUR ARMS. 1251 01:03:15,025 --> 01:03:16,861 I HAPPEN TO THINK IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL 1252 01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:18,863 WATCHING THE DAMN SUN RISE AT THE SAME TIME! 1253 01:03:18,963 --> 01:03:19,997 OW! 1254 01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:24,869 AFRAID OF A LITTLE CHANGE-- 1255 01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,237 YOU ARE THE MOST STUBBORN PERSON I HAVE EVER MET! 1256 01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:28,338 I...LIKE IT... 1257 01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:32,576 HERE! I SHOULD HAVE SAID SO... 1258 01:03:32,877 --> 01:03:34,344 SOONER. 1259 01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,380 * HEY 1260 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,984 * ALL OF MY DAYS 1261 01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:44,221 * GONNA MAKE THEM COME TO ME * 1262 01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:47,958 HE'S IMPOTENT. 1263 01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:49,226 OH. 1264 01:03:50,394 --> 01:03:51,896 I'M SO SORRY. 1265 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,899 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 1266 01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:59,769 I CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND FOR YA. 1267 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:02,072 I WAS HOPING YOU COULD. 1268 01:04:07,011 --> 01:04:08,812 HOW? 1269 01:04:08,913 --> 01:04:12,249 I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING. 1270 01:04:19,056 --> 01:04:23,027 WAIT A MINUTE. DO I ONLY GET ONE SHOT AT THIS? 1271 01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:24,294 DEPENDS. 1272 01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:26,396 YEAH! 1273 01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:31,268 [PANTING] 1274 01:04:36,941 --> 01:04:39,309 MARATHON! 1275 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:40,945 THAT'S VERY GOOD. 1276 01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:43,680 [IN HIGH VOICE] AND THE MOUSE OLYMPICS CONTINUE. 1277 01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:46,450 [HUMMING] 1278 01:04:49,954 --> 01:04:51,355 FIGURE SKATING! 1279 01:04:51,455 --> 01:04:52,656 THAT'S CLOSE. 1280 01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:54,391 [HUMMING] 1281 01:04:55,659 --> 01:04:57,061 PAIR FIGURE SKATING. 1282 01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:59,229 VERY GOOD! AND THAT'S ALL. 1283 01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:00,064 OH, NO, NO. 1284 01:05:00,164 --> 01:05:02,099 DO ONE MORE, PLEASE. PLEASE, PLEASE. 1285 01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:05,702 OK. OK. BUT THIS IS NOT A SPORT. 1286 01:05:05,970 --> 01:05:08,638 THIS IS AN ENTIRELY 1287 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:10,674 DIFFERENT EVENT ALTOGETHER. 1288 01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:13,077 AAA AAAA! 1289 01:05:14,979 --> 01:05:16,046 [CRACKS KNUCKLES] 1290 01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:17,247 AAH! 1291 01:05:18,983 --> 01:05:20,484 DO IT! YES! 1292 01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:24,054 [MAKING SQUEAKY NONSENSE WORDS] 1293 01:05:25,389 --> 01:05:28,725 HA HA HA! 1294 01:05:28,993 --> 01:05:30,827 OH, I'M SO HAPPY. 1295 01:05:30,995 --> 01:05:33,297 HA HA HA! WHAT IS IT? 1296 01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,365 OH, THANK YOU. 1297 01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,234 I HAVEN'T A CLUE. 1298 01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:40,104 MISS MOUSE AMERICA. 1299 01:05:40,204 --> 01:05:43,407 HA HA HA! GET OUT OF HERE. 1300 01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:09,099 I FEEL GREAT. 1301 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:15,372 AFTER TODAY, I WILL BE THROUGH WITH THIS BET. 1302 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:18,442 I'LL HAVE THE CABIN, I'LL HAVE THE PICASSO, 1303 01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:20,477 BUT BEST OF ALL, 1304 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:23,213 I WILL HAVE THE GIRL. 1305 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:28,118 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE NED A THANK-YOU NOTE. 1306 01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:33,223 I'M NOT GOING TO CALL OFF THE ENGAGEMENT WITH VERONICA. 1307 01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:37,527 I'M NOT GOING TO RUSH IT EITHER. 1308 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:41,431 A COUPLE YEARS DOWN THE LINE 1309 01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:45,469 WHEN A LITTLE TAYLOR SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, 1310 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,537 WE'LL TIE THE KNOT. 1311 01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,552 I REALLY LOVE THIS GIRL. 1312 01:07:06,156 --> 01:07:08,492 HA HA HA! STOP THAT. 1313 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,467 AH. 1314 01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:19,236 LET'S SIT HERE. 1315 01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:23,473 YEAH. 1316 01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:25,209 AH. 1317 01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:40,124 WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING 1318 01:07:40,157 --> 01:07:41,125 IT'S TIME FOR A SERIOUS TALK? 1319 01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:44,194 YOU KNOW ME PRETTY WELL. 1320 01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:48,198 SEE, IT'S JUST THAT, UM... 1321 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,502 AAH. 1322 01:07:52,602 --> 01:07:53,703 TAYLOR, YOU'RE NERVOUS. 1323 01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:55,439 NO, I'M NOT. 1324 01:07:55,539 --> 01:07:57,274 YES, YOU ARE. 1325 01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:07,184 YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON. 1326 01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:10,587 OH, BOY. 1327 01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:11,755 OH, GOD. 1328 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:13,590 OH. 1329 01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:16,160 YOU KNOW, ALL MY LIFE 1330 01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:17,461 I WAS CONVINCED 1331 01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:19,463 I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN HAPPINESS. 1332 01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:22,532 I COULD NEVER DEPEND ON ANYONE ELSE TO GIVE IT TO ME. 1333 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:24,534 BUT I WAS WRONG. 1334 01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:26,503 YOU'VE GIVEN IT TO ME. 1335 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,242 COME ON. SIT DOWN. 1336 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:39,649 VERONICA, MARRY ME. 1337 01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:41,585 MARRY YOU? HA HA HA! 1338 01:08:41,685 --> 01:08:43,253 I CAN'T MARRY YOU. 1339 01:08:43,353 --> 01:08:45,389 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO MOVE IN TOGETHER. 1340 01:08:45,489 --> 01:08:47,191 I DO! AND HAVE KIDS AND GROW OLD. 1341 01:08:47,257 --> 01:08:49,193 YEAH, WELL, I'D WANT TO TRY IT OUT FIRST. 1342 01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:52,296 LIVE TOGETHER FOR A FEW MONTHS, SEE HOW WE GET ALONG. 1343 01:08:52,396 --> 01:08:57,100 HOW WE GET ALONG? HOW WE GET ALONG? 1344 01:08:57,201 --> 01:08:58,535 YOU DO THE MOUSE OLYMPICS WITH EVERYONE? 1345 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:01,771 I THINK THERE'S MORE TO MARRIAGE THAN MOUSE OLYMPICS. 1346 01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:03,072 YEAH, SO DO I. 1347 01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:04,641 THERE'S A LOT MORE. 1348 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:06,543 THERE'S CARING. 1349 01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:10,647 VERONICA, I CARE ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH. 1350 01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:12,549 YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AT MYSELF. 1351 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:16,820 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE? 1352 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,456 YOU HAVE MY HEART. 1353 01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:21,658 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 1354 01:09:21,758 --> 01:09:24,528 I DON'T WANT YOU TO LET GO. 1355 01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:26,062 I WANT TO HAVE TERRIBLE FIGHTS WITH YOU 1356 01:09:26,230 --> 01:09:29,233 AND KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1357 01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:35,505 KNOW THAT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1358 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:37,040 I WANT TO PICK THINGS OUT WITH YOU 1359 01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:38,508 AND BUY THEM! 1360 01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:39,909 I WANT A... 1361 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,745 YOU KNOW WHAT, I WANT A... 1362 01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:43,580 AAH! I WANT A COMMITMENT! 1363 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,349 AAH! 1364 01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:50,254 MAKE ONE WITH ME. 1365 01:09:52,456 --> 01:09:56,493 OH, MY GOD. I'VE BEEN SWEPT OFF MY FEET. 1366 01:09:57,627 --> 01:09:59,496 IS THAT A YES? 1367 01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:00,497 YES. 1368 01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:02,266 YES! 1369 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:09,639 I WANT TO MARRY YOU NOW... 1370 01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:11,207 TODAY. 1371 01:10:12,376 --> 01:10:15,245 WELL, HOW ABOUT SOMETIME THIS MONTH? 1372 01:10:35,899 --> 01:10:37,534 I GOT TO TELL HER ABOUT THE BET. 1373 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,504 PRETTY IRONIC, HUH? 1374 01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,639 SAME THING THAT GOT ME INTO THIS 1375 01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:45,575 COULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY. 1376 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:50,246 POETIC JUSTICE DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD. 1377 01:10:56,286 --> 01:10:59,255 THAT WAS NICE. 1378 01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:02,992 WE'RE HERE. 1379 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,129 VERONICA, I'VE DONE SOME THINGS IN MY PAST 1380 01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:07,931 I'M NOT PROUD OF. 1381 01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:09,933 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THEM. 1382 01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:11,134 YEAH, BUT, SEE, THERE'S THIS ONE THING 1383 01:11:11,335 --> 01:11:13,937 IN MY VERY RECENT PAST, 1384 01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,705 SOMETHING I REALIZE IN RETROSPECT 1385 01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:16,740 WASN'T VERY NICE. 1386 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:21,645 SOMETHING THAT INVOLVED A FEW INNOCENT PEOPLE. 1387 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:25,081 SOMETHING THAT NOW THAT MY...UM... 1388 01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:26,850 SINGLE DAYS ARE BEHIND ME, 1389 01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:29,586 I REALIZE WAS NOT VERY NICE. 1390 01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:31,054 ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING IT AGAIN? 1391 01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:32,121 NO. 1392 01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,457 ARE YOU A CRIMINAL? 1393 01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:34,358 GOD, NO! 1394 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:35,859 THEN DON'T TELL ME. 1395 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:37,727 THERE YOU HAVE IT. 1396 01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:40,263 HOWEVER... 1397 01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:43,199 YOU BETTER MARRY ME SOON, 1398 01:11:43,367 --> 01:11:44,368 LIKE BEFORE I SEE YOUR FACE 1399 01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,102 ON THE POST OFFICE WALL. 1400 01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:47,871 HOW ABOUT SATURDAY? 1401 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,843 I HAVE TO BE AT CLAIRE'S IN 3 HOURS. 1402 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,412 I'M MEETING THAT ELEANOR LADY. 1403 01:11:55,512 --> 01:11:59,383 I THINK I CAN SQUEEZE IN A BLOOD TEST. 1404 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:03,687 DO ME A FAVOR. WHAT? 1405 01:12:03,787 --> 01:12:06,155 LET'S WAIT. TELL NED AND CLAIRE TOGETHER. 1406 01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:07,424 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1407 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,593 THEY'D PROBABLY NEVER BELIEVE JUST ONE OF US. 1408 01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:16,433 [DOG BARKING] 1409 01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:20,470 GOOD WEEKEND, HUH? 1410 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:23,239 MMM... 1411 01:12:23,407 --> 01:12:25,742 ARE WE TALKING GIRL IN LOVE HERE? 1412 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:26,943 YES, BUT I'M NOT 1413 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:27,877 SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 1414 01:12:27,977 --> 01:12:30,079 I PROMISED HIM I WOULDN'T. 1415 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:31,815 ARE YOU MOVING IN WITH HIM? 1416 01:12:31,915 --> 01:12:34,418 I CAN'T TELL YOU. 1417 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,292 ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED? 1418 01:12:43,427 --> 01:12:45,161 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU. 1419 01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:47,764 OH, MY GOD! 1420 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:52,469 [MUFFLED SCREAM] 1421 01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:56,806 IS HE A GREAT LAY? 1422 01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:00,877 OH... 1423 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,812 AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE IS. 1424 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:04,948 WELL, SOLD. GOOD. 1425 01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:08,918 I HAD A CHANCE TO MARRY A GREAT LAY ONCE, 1426 01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:12,456 BUT I DIDN'T. 1427 01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,090 I MARRIED HOWARD SR., 1428 01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:15,725 THE RICHEST, SWEETEST, 1429 01:13:15,825 --> 01:13:18,227 MOST APPROPRIATE PERSON I COULD FIND. 1430 01:13:18,462 --> 01:13:20,730 AND FOR 12 YEARS... 1431 01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:25,702 I MANAGED TO GO THROUGH LIFE AS IF THE REST... 1432 01:13:26,470 --> 01:13:27,704 DIDN'T MATTER TO ME. 1433 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:34,478 AND THEN I MET THIS MAN. 1434 01:13:34,578 --> 01:13:37,080 HOW HE EVER FOUND ME, I HAVE NO IDEA, 1435 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:39,783 BUT HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED, 1436 01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:43,019 AND HE GAVE IT TO ME. 1437 01:13:43,119 --> 01:13:45,522 AND HE STILL GIVES IT TO ME 1438 01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,090 AND GIVES IT TO ME AND GIVES IT TO ME. 1439 01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:50,494 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE. 1440 01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:53,563 WHO KNEW? 1441 01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:55,599 HA HA HA! 1442 01:13:55,699 --> 01:13:58,702 ENOUGH ABOUT ME. WHAT'S YOUR FELLOW LIKE? 1443 01:13:58,802 --> 01:13:59,969 OH...WELL. 1444 01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:01,605 [KIDS ARGUING] 1445 01:14:01,705 --> 01:14:02,972 EXCUSE ME. 1446 01:14:03,072 --> 01:14:04,741 GIVE ME IT! 1447 01:14:04,841 --> 01:14:05,609 IT'S MY TAPE! 1448 01:14:05,709 --> 01:14:06,576 IT'S MINE! 1449 01:14:06,676 --> 01:14:09,513 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 1450 01:14:09,579 --> 01:14:11,047 SHE PUT A TAPE ON, AND YOU SAID 1451 01:14:11,147 --> 01:14:12,115 WE SHOULD NEVER DO THAT. 1452 01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:14,718 I WANT TO SEE MARY POPPINS. 1453 01:14:14,818 --> 01:14:15,919 YOU DO? 1454 01:14:16,019 --> 01:14:17,353 THAT'S NOT MARY POPPINS, 1455 01:14:17,521 --> 01:14:19,422 AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET A TIME-OUT. 1456 01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:21,791 YOU'RE GOING TO GET A TIME-OUT, TOO. 1457 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:22,826 ARE NOT. 1458 01:14:22,926 --> 01:14:23,827 ARE, TOO. ARE NOT. 1459 01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:25,361 QUIET, KIDS! 1460 01:14:25,529 --> 01:14:26,830 GO TO YOUR ROOM. GO TO YOUR ROOM. 1461 01:14:26,930 --> 01:14:27,697 Erin: TAYLOR. 1462 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:30,366 I KNEW WE'D BE SENT TO OUR ROOM. 1463 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:31,601 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1464 01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:34,103 YEEEA! 1465 01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:36,673 IS THAT A YES? 1466 01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:38,842 CAN I HEAR THAT PRECIOUS WORD? 1467 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:42,546 OH, OH, YES, TAYLOR. 1468 01:14:43,012 --> 01:14:47,316 I WILL MARRY YOU. 1469 01:14:47,551 --> 01:14:49,553 THAT'S MY TAYLOR. 1470 01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,821 THAT'S MY TAYLOR. 1471 01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:53,022 TAKE ME, TAYLOR. 1472 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:55,625 THAT'S HER TAYLOR. 1473 01:14:58,562 --> 01:15:02,398 NED, NED, NOT ONLY AM I 1/3 OF THE WAY 1474 01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:04,801 TO TEACHING YOU A LESSON AND WINNING THIS BET, 1475 01:15:04,901 --> 01:15:09,573 BUT TONIGHT I WILL BE LYING WITH THE GODS! 1476 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:20,950 NED. 1477 01:15:23,753 --> 01:15:24,821 WHAT? 1478 01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:25,822 WEDDING? 1479 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:29,859 WEDDING. ST. JAMES CHAPEL, 2:00 SATURDAY. 1480 01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:30,927 CIGAR. 1481 01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,128 CIGAR? 1482 01:15:34,931 --> 01:15:37,100 ROCKET, 1483 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,035 YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE PAINTING. 1484 01:15:39,135 --> 01:15:41,004 NO TAPE, NO PAINTING. 1485 01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:44,874 NED, I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW IMMATURE YOU ARE BEING. 1486 01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:46,910 DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOW YOU A TAPE 1487 01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:49,012 OF THE WOMAN I LOVE ACCEPTING MY PROPOSAL? 1488 01:15:49,112 --> 01:15:50,614 IF YOU WANT THE PAINTING. 1489 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:54,050 PAINTING? PAINTING! IT'S NOT ABOUT A PAINTING. 1490 01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:55,084 IT'S ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS. 1491 01:15:55,184 --> 01:15:57,854 IT'S NOT ABOUT A STUPID BET. 1492 01:15:57,954 --> 01:15:59,055 PEOPLE! 1493 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:01,524 I'M ASHAMED OF THAT BET. 1494 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:04,728 IT'S CONTEMPTIBLE! REALLY. 1495 01:16:04,828 --> 01:16:07,631 PLAYING WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES THAT WAY. 1496 01:16:07,697 --> 01:16:09,933 YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED, 1497 01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:11,635 ESPECIALLY YOU, NED. 1498 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:13,870 WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D WIN. 1499 01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:14,938 WIN? 1500 01:16:15,038 --> 01:16:15,772 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 1501 01:16:15,872 --> 01:16:19,709 THE POINT IS, I AM OUT. OUT! 1502 01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:24,180 YOU'RE SERIOUS? 1503 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,982 YES. 1504 01:16:27,651 --> 01:16:28,918 YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO MARRY HER? 1505 01:16:29,018 --> 01:16:30,654 YES, I AM. 1506 01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:35,659 FORGET THE BET. 1507 01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,994 GOOD MAN. 1508 01:16:38,895 --> 01:16:40,396 I STILL GET MY $400 THOUGH, RIGHT? 1509 01:16:40,664 --> 01:16:42,766 ALL BETS ARE OFF. 1510 01:16:42,866 --> 01:16:45,669 WHAT ABOUT ERIN AND ELEANOR? 1511 01:16:47,003 --> 01:16:48,037 I'LL HANDLE IT. 1512 01:16:49,673 --> 01:16:51,074 HEY, TAYLOR. HOW ARE YOU? 1513 01:16:51,174 --> 01:16:52,676 HEY, IRA. 1514 01:16:52,742 --> 01:16:55,378 TRACEY. THANKS. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1515 01:16:55,679 --> 01:16:56,780 IT'S WEDNESDAY, 1516 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,983 AND EVERYTHING IS WORKING OUT JUST GREAT. 1517 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:03,953 TOMORROW, I'M GOING TO HAVE ONE LAST LUNCH WITH ERIN. 1518 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:06,956 SHE'LL CALL OFF THE WEDDING BY DESSERT, TRUST ME. 1519 01:17:07,056 --> 01:17:09,859 BY FRIDAY, ELEANOR SHOULD GET THIS LETTER. 1520 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:13,396 I TOLD HER IT WAS TIME TO PUT HER PASSION BACK INTO HER MARRIAGE. 1521 01:17:13,697 --> 01:17:15,531 MARRIAGE. 1522 01:17:15,699 --> 01:17:17,801 I'M GETTING MARRIED TO VERONICA ON SATURDAY. 1523 01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:25,141 DID YOU EVER THINK IT WAS GOING TO WORK OUT THIS WELL? HA! 1524 01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:31,781 [JAWS-LIKE MUSIC] 1525 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,792 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1526 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:48,965 HI, TAYLOR. 1527 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:50,266 HI. 1528 01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:51,835 AMY! 1529 01:17:53,937 --> 01:17:57,841 DO THE STATION A FAVOR, AND CALL THIS ELEANOR BACK! 1530 01:17:57,941 --> 01:17:59,175 THURSDAY, 9:00 A.M. "I WANT TO SEE YOU." 1531 01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:01,845 9:15, "WHERE ARE YOU?" 1532 01:18:01,945 --> 01:18:05,614 9:30, "I NEED YOU." ET CETERA, ET CETERA. 1533 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,751 HERE'S A SMART GIRL. 1534 01:18:07,817 --> 01:18:11,187 "CAN'T MAKE LUNCH TODAY, HOW ABOUT FRIDAY? ERIN." 1535 01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:17,126 Man: IT WILL BE NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. 1536 01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:18,494 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1537 01:18:18,762 --> 01:18:20,596 HI. WORTH. 1:00. FOR TWO. 1538 01:18:20,764 --> 01:18:22,899 YES. THE YOUNG LADY IS INSIDE. 1539 01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:24,200 AHH. 1540 01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:29,839 [STRING INSTRUMENTS PLAYING] 1541 01:18:33,977 --> 01:18:36,179 SIR, SHE-- 1542 01:18:49,025 --> 01:18:51,127 HELLO. 1543 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:53,196 TAYLOR. 1544 01:18:53,296 --> 01:18:54,831 YOU CAN'T MAKE IT? 1545 01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:57,801 I KNOW WE'VE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. 1546 01:18:57,867 --> 01:19:00,804 YOU SAID YOU'D MAKE YOUR DECISION BY NOW. 1547 01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:03,873 NO, I CAN'T WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK. 1548 01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:08,577 IT'S GOT TO BE TOMORROW IN THE MORNING. 1549 01:19:08,812 --> 01:19:10,313 UH, FINE, FINE. 1550 01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:12,381 YOUR HOUSE, 11:00. 1551 01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:14,117 YEAH, YEAH, THANK YOU. BYE. 1552 01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:16,886 HI, TAYLOR. 1553 01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:22,258 WHERE ARE YOU? 1554 01:19:23,392 --> 01:19:26,262 WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME? 1555 01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:30,666 YOU'VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY. 1556 01:19:30,834 --> 01:19:33,937 MOMMY'S GOING TO HAVE TO PUNISH YOU. 1557 01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:20,649 HI. 1558 01:20:20,884 --> 01:20:21,750 HELLO, TAYLOR. 1559 01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:23,752 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1560 01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:26,189 WHATEVER IT IS, I'LL UNDERSTAND. 1561 01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:29,025 COME ON IN. 1562 01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,960 I MAY HAVE TIME FOR A HAIRCUT BEFORE THE WEDDING. 1563 01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:36,032 SURPRISE! SURPRISE! 1564 01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:38,501 MOM AND DAD, THIS IS TAYLOR. 1565 01:20:38,601 --> 01:20:39,702 SON. 1566 01:20:39,903 --> 01:20:41,137 Mom: OH, TAYLOR. 1567 01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:43,206 ERIN, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 1568 01:20:43,306 --> 01:20:44,773 Not right now. 1569 01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:46,442 WHERE IS THAT PARTY MIX? 1570 01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:48,011 WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON. 1571 01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:50,779 HEY, HI! I'M CHIP, BROTHER OF THE BRIDE. 1572 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,049 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 1573 01:20:53,149 --> 01:20:54,183 YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME 1574 01:20:54,283 --> 01:20:56,052 FOR TALKING AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED... 1575 01:20:56,152 --> 01:20:59,622 LIKE ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. 1576 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,925 HA HA HA! 1577 01:21:02,025 --> 01:21:04,360 GOD, I LOVE ERIN. 1578 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:05,962 SHE'S MY FAVORITE NIECE. 1579 01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:07,931 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST LIKE HER 1580 01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:10,466 TO FIND SOMEBODY LIKE YOU TO MARRY. 1581 01:21:10,566 --> 01:21:12,969 I MEAN, WHAT A HEART ON THAT GIRL. 1582 01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:15,838 ALWAYS BRINGING HOME SOME LIMPING PUPPY 1583 01:21:15,939 --> 01:21:18,474 OR BIRD WITH A BROKEN WING. 1584 01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:20,409 ERIN, ERIN, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 1585 01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:23,046 HAVE YOU TRIED THE STAMP TEST? 1586 01:21:23,146 --> 01:21:23,947 THE WHAT? 1587 01:21:24,013 --> 01:21:25,481 THE STAMP TEST. 1588 01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:26,983 YOU TAKE A FEW STAMPS FROM A ROLL, 1589 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:30,453 ENOUGH TO CIRCLE YOUR PENIS. 1590 01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:34,958 I'D SAY IN YOUR CASE... ABOUT 5. 1591 01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:37,961 PUT THEM ON BEFORE YOU GO TO BED. 1592 01:21:38,027 --> 01:21:39,828 OVERLAP THEM JUST ENOUGH SO YOU CAN LICK ONE 1593 01:21:40,029 --> 01:21:41,330 TO MAKE THEM STICK. 1594 01:21:41,430 --> 01:21:44,833 NOW, IF THEY BREAK OFF DURING THE NIGHT, 1595 01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:46,835 YOUR PROBLEM IS UP HERE. 1596 01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:49,005 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 1597 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:50,006 WHY? 1598 01:21:50,106 --> 01:21:51,440 ERIN! 1599 01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,977 YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL, HONEY. 1600 01:21:54,043 --> 01:21:55,278 I'M RIGHT HERE. 1601 01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:57,981 ERIN, HOW COULD YOU TELL EVERYONE? 1602 01:21:58,081 --> 01:21:59,983 HUH? 1603 01:22:00,016 --> 01:22:00,984 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PERSONAL. 1604 01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:03,987 HONEY, I JUST TALKED ABOUT IT WITH MY FAMILY 1605 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:06,422 AND SOME OF THE GUYS ON THE TEAM. 1606 01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:07,356 SOME OF THE GUYS ON THE TEAM! 1607 01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:09,425 AND THE COACH. 1608 01:22:09,525 --> 01:22:10,426 THE COACH! DAMN IT, ERIN! 1609 01:22:10,526 --> 01:22:12,328 THEY ALL SEEM TO AGREE 1610 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:14,998 THAT AFTER THE FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE, 1611 01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:16,632 SEX ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT. 1612 01:22:16,732 --> 01:22:18,034 SEX IS THE CORNERSTONE OF INTIMACY. 1613 01:22:18,134 --> 01:22:22,038 INTIMACY, SCHMINTIMACY. 1614 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,275 I GOT A HUNCH ABOUT YOU, TAYLOR. 1615 01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,911 I THINK YOUR PROBLEM'S JUST WITH WOMEN. 1616 01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:30,379 I KNOW YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD IN ROSE, 1617 01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:33,449 BUT LILLIAN WOULD LOOK AWFUL, YOU KNOW. 1618 01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:34,450 WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED. 1619 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:38,021 ERIN, I CAN'T MARRY YOU. 1620 01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:41,557 YOU CAN, AND YOU WILL. 1621 01:22:41,657 --> 01:22:42,891 I WANT TO PROPOSE A TOAST. 1622 01:22:43,092 --> 01:22:45,494 A TOAST! HEY! RIGHT! 1623 01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:48,531 NO, STAY THERE, SON. TODAY... 1624 01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:50,033 IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 1625 01:22:50,133 --> 01:22:51,634 MY LITTLE GIRL'S ENGAGED. 1626 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:54,303 SHE'S GOT HERSELF A WONDERFUL GUY. 1627 01:22:54,403 --> 01:22:56,039 OF COURSE, I'D BE A LITTLE HAPPIER 1628 01:22:56,072 --> 01:22:58,041 IF HE COULD FUNCTION AS A REAL MAN, 1629 01:22:58,107 --> 01:23:00,609 BUT EVEN SO, IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 1630 01:23:00,709 --> 01:23:01,610 HIP HIP! 1631 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:03,346 HOORAY! 1632 01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:05,348 * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW * 1633 01:23:05,448 --> 01:23:08,617 * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW * 1634 01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:11,920 * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW * 1635 01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:13,956 * WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY 1636 01:23:14,057 --> 01:23:15,491 * WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY 1637 01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:18,561 * WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY 1638 01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:20,229 * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD--** 1639 01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:51,460 OH! 1640 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:52,828 HI, HONEY. 1641 01:23:53,096 --> 01:23:53,862 YOU'RE HOME. 1642 01:23:54,097 --> 01:23:56,799 YEAH. I'M HOME. 1643 01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:58,867 WHERE ARE YOU? 1644 01:23:59,102 --> 01:24:02,105 I'M HOME, TOO. 1645 01:24:19,822 --> 01:24:21,890 I KNOW WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU. 1646 01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:24,127 NO. NO, YOU DON'T. 1647 01:24:24,227 --> 01:24:25,161 SEX. 1648 01:24:25,261 --> 01:24:27,130 NO. 1649 01:24:27,163 --> 01:24:29,598 YOU'RE AFRAID IT'S GOING TO BE ROUTINE 1650 01:24:29,698 --> 01:24:31,500 NOW THAT WE'RE LIVING TOGETHER. 1651 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:33,502 IT WON'T BE. 1652 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:35,304 I PROMISE. 1653 01:24:35,738 --> 01:24:38,174 LOOK! 1654 01:24:38,274 --> 01:24:39,275 OH! 1655 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:40,476 JESUS! 1656 01:24:42,145 --> 01:24:44,480 LET'S PARTY. 1657 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:46,215 AAH! 1658 01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:55,224 IT'S BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY. 1659 01:24:55,324 --> 01:24:58,161 YOU PROBABLY THINK I DESERVE THIS, DON'T YOU? 1660 01:24:58,227 --> 01:24:59,162 GO AHEAD. SAY IT. 1661 01:24:59,262 --> 01:25:01,330 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 1662 01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:02,598 AAH! 1663 01:25:05,801 --> 01:25:07,603 CAN YOU WASH MY BACK? 1664 01:25:26,689 --> 01:25:28,324 [WHISTLES] HEY! 1665 01:25:28,424 --> 01:25:29,492 HEY, TAXI! 1666 01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:30,593 [WHISTLES] 1667 01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:38,534 TAYLOR! NEED A RIDE TO THE WEDDING? 1668 01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:40,303 YES! 1669 01:25:41,604 --> 01:25:45,641 I'M JUST GOING TO DROP THESE KIDS OFF, OK? 1670 01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:47,210 MOMMY, JASON HIT ME! 1671 01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:48,043 TELL JASON YOU DON'T LIKE IT. 1672 01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:50,546 JASON, I DON'T LIKE IT! 1673 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:51,747 I DON'T LIKE IT! 1674 01:25:51,847 --> 01:25:53,216 GOOD. 1675 01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:54,717 CLAIRE, CAN YOU DROP ME OFF FIRST? 1676 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:56,319 HI, TAYLOR! HI, TAYLOR! 1677 01:25:56,419 --> 01:25:57,620 WE'RE OFF! 1678 01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,422 CLAIRE, DID YOU HEAR ME? 1679 01:25:59,522 --> 01:26:02,325 HEY, PIRATE. COULD YOU MOVE YOUR ICE CREAM A LITTLE? 1680 01:26:03,326 --> 01:26:05,728 MARVIN DROPPED HIS ICE CREAM ON TAYLOR. 1681 01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:07,530 MOMMY, I LOST MY BALLOON. 1682 01:26:07,630 --> 01:26:09,465 CAN WE STOP? 1683 01:26:09,565 --> 01:26:10,533 NO! 1684 01:26:10,633 --> 01:26:12,100 SURE WE CAN, SWEETIE. 1685 01:26:12,235 --> 01:26:14,403 THE WEDDING WAS SUPPOSED TO START 5 MINUTES AGO. 1686 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:17,506 TAYLOR, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO START WITHOUT YOU! 1687 01:26:17,606 --> 01:26:19,508 LEFT. LEFT! 1688 01:26:19,608 --> 01:26:20,809 CLAIRE, LEFT! 1689 01:26:20,909 --> 01:26:22,511 TURN LEFT! 1690 01:26:22,611 --> 01:26:24,380 WHOA! 1691 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:27,883 RELAX! THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! 1692 01:26:27,983 --> 01:26:32,555 OH, I'M GETTING CARSICK. 1693 01:26:32,655 --> 01:26:34,257 NOW, THAT'S SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 1694 01:26:34,323 --> 01:26:35,924 JASON'S THROWING UP ON ME. 1695 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,560 TELL JASON YOU DON'T LIKE IT. 1696 01:26:37,660 --> 01:26:38,527 NONE OF US LIKES IT. 1697 01:26:38,627 --> 01:26:41,063 I HAVE TO GET TO THE WEDDING! 1698 01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:42,465 STOP THE CAR! 1699 01:26:42,565 --> 01:26:44,533 YOU'RE SO ON EDGE! TAKE A VALIUM! 1700 01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:45,601 WHAT'S A VALIUM? 1701 01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:46,869 IT'S LIKE A NAP. 1702 01:26:46,969 --> 01:26:48,003 OH. 1703 01:26:48,271 --> 01:26:49,838 BYE, TAYLOR! 1704 01:26:49,938 --> 01:26:51,840 BYE, TAYLOR! 1705 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:54,277 BYE, TAYLOR! 1706 01:26:57,746 --> 01:26:58,781 OH, THERE HE IS. 1707 01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:01,083 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GROOM. 1708 01:27:01,284 --> 01:27:02,785 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1709 01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:04,287 IT'S 31 FLAVORS. 1710 01:27:04,387 --> 01:27:05,921 YOU LOOK DISGUSTING! 1711 01:27:06,021 --> 01:27:07,189 HERE. COME ON. LET'S GET A SHOT HERE. 1712 01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:09,325 THAT'S NICE. THAT'S GOOD. 1713 01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:11,694 COME ON. GET UP THERE. 1714 01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:13,362 GO! GO! 1715 01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:16,665 GOD... 1716 01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:19,034 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'M WALKING DOWN THE AISLE. 1717 01:27:19,302 --> 01:27:22,338 [HUMS FUNERAL DIRGE] 1718 01:27:25,341 --> 01:27:27,009 [CONGREGATION WHISPERING] 1719 01:27:27,310 --> 01:27:29,578 [FOOTSTEPS] 1720 01:27:29,678 --> 01:27:32,748 [ORGAN PLAYS WAGNER'S BRIDAL MARCH] 1721 01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:58,674 HI. 1722 01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,744 SEEING YOU RIGHT NOW MADE ME REALIZE SOMETHING. 1723 01:28:01,844 --> 01:28:04,780 DEEP DOWN INSIDE, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE HERE. 1724 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:06,715 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 1725 01:28:09,985 --> 01:28:11,787 LET'S GET MARRIED. 1726 01:28:11,887 --> 01:28:13,389 SHALL WE BEGIN NOW? 1727 01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:14,590 YES. 1728 01:28:15,090 --> 01:28:16,392 [CLEARS THROAT] 1729 01:28:16,492 --> 01:28:18,894 EVERY COUPLE HAS ITS OWN STORY. 1730 01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:21,730 IT'S BEEN MY OBSERVATION THAT THE MORE INTERESTING THE STORY, 1731 01:28:21,830 --> 01:28:23,732 THE BETTER THE MARRIAGE, 1732 01:28:23,832 --> 01:28:25,801 AND IT LOOKS TO ME 1733 01:28:25,901 --> 01:28:26,769 LIKE TAYLOR AND VERONICA 1734 01:28:26,869 --> 01:28:28,371 ARE GOING TO HAVE A WONDERFUL MARRIAGE. 1735 01:28:28,471 --> 01:28:32,375 ALL OF US ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY 1736 01:28:32,408 --> 01:28:35,444 TO WITNESS AND SUPPORT THAT UNION. 1737 01:28:35,544 --> 01:28:37,380 TAYLOR WORTH, DO YOU TAKE VERONICA BRISKOW 1738 01:28:37,413 --> 01:28:40,148 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE, 1739 01:28:40,383 --> 01:28:42,117 TO HAVE AND TO HOLD, 1740 01:28:42,385 --> 01:28:44,286 FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, 1741 01:28:44,387 --> 01:28:46,221 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, 1742 01:28:46,389 --> 01:28:48,824 TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH 1743 01:28:48,924 --> 01:28:50,426 FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, 1744 01:28:50,526 --> 01:28:52,861 TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 1745 01:28:52,961 --> 01:28:54,463 I DO. 1746 01:28:54,563 --> 01:28:58,434 VERONICA BRISKOW, DO YOU TAKE TAYLOR WORTH 1747 01:28:58,534 --> 01:29:00,836 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND, 1748 01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:02,838 FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, 1749 01:29:02,938 --> 01:29:04,707 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, 1750 01:29:04,807 --> 01:29:08,310 TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, 1751 01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:12,415 TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 1752 01:29:13,516 --> 01:29:15,418 I'D NEVER MARRY HIM. 1753 01:29:15,518 --> 01:29:18,421 AND YOU CAN BET ON IT! 1754 01:29:18,487 --> 01:29:21,590 [ORGAN PLAYING] 1755 01:29:24,593 --> 01:29:28,864 [ORGAN PLAYS MENDELSSOHN'S WEDDING MARCH] 1756 01:29:28,964 --> 01:29:31,667 TAYLOR... 1757 01:29:31,767 --> 01:29:35,070 DID SHE SAY SHE WAS GOING TO MARRY YOU? 1758 01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:36,605 AND YOU BELIEVED IT. 1759 01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:50,919 THIS WAS A SETUP. 1760 01:29:51,019 --> 01:29:53,456 I DON'T KNOW. 1761 01:29:53,522 --> 01:29:55,791 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS. 1762 01:29:55,891 --> 01:29:57,526 NED. 1763 01:30:02,064 --> 01:30:03,499 OH, GOD. 1764 01:30:06,969 --> 01:30:08,170 CLAIRE... 1765 01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:10,439 CLAIRE! 1766 01:30:10,539 --> 01:30:13,476 CLAIRE? CLAIRE? 1767 01:30:27,456 --> 01:30:28,657 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1768 01:30:36,064 --> 01:30:38,801 VERONICA...MARRY ME. 1769 01:30:38,901 --> 01:30:42,538 I CAN'T MARRY YOU. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO MOVE IN TOGETHER. 1770 01:30:42,638 --> 01:30:43,906 I DO! AND HAVE KIDS AND GROW OLD. 1771 01:30:44,006 --> 01:30:46,441 HA HA HA! 1772 01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:48,143 I'D WANT TO TRY IT OUT FIRST, 1773 01:30:48,243 --> 01:30:49,077 LIVE TOGETHER FOR A FEW MONTHS, 1774 01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:51,346 SEE HOW WE GET ALONG. 1775 01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:54,483 HOW WE GET ALONG? 1776 01:30:54,583 --> 01:30:56,852 HOW WE GET ALONG? 1777 01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:58,587 GO AWAY. 1778 01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:00,756 YOU DO THE MOUSE OLYMPICS WITH EVERYONE? 1779 01:31:00,856 --> 01:31:02,791 THERE'S MORE TO MARRIAGE THAN MOUSE OLYMPICS. 1780 01:31:02,891 --> 01:31:06,294 YEAH, SO DO I. THERE'S A LOT MORE. 1781 01:31:06,529 --> 01:31:08,531 I SAID, GO AWAY! 1782 01:31:08,597 --> 01:31:10,533 THERE'S CARING. 1783 01:31:10,566 --> 01:31:12,334 VERONICA, I CARE ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH. 1784 01:31:12,535 --> 01:31:14,336 AW, THE HELL WITH IT. 1785 01:31:14,537 --> 01:31:15,838 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 1786 01:31:15,938 --> 01:31:18,941 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE? YOU HAVE MY HEART. 1787 01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:22,545 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT YOU TO LET GO. 1788 01:31:22,611 --> 01:31:24,913 I WANT TO HAVE TERRIBLE FIGHTS WITH YOU-- 1789 01:31:25,013 --> 01:31:26,314 YEAH? 1790 01:31:26,549 --> 01:31:27,883 Ned: IT'S ME. 1791 01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:29,117 GO AWAY. 1792 01:31:29,217 --> 01:31:31,286 ARE YOU GOING TO LOCK YOURSELF IN THERE ANOTHER MONTH? 1793 01:31:31,554 --> 01:31:33,355 I AM NOT HOME, NED. 1794 01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:35,591 I'VE SEEN HER. 1795 01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:36,725 KNOW THAT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1796 01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:41,029 I WANT TO PICK THINGS OUT WITH YOU AND BUY THEM. 1797 01:31:43,131 --> 01:31:45,400 WHAT'D SHE SAY? 1798 01:31:45,601 --> 01:31:47,102 SHE MENTION ME? 1799 01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:48,937 DID SHE TALK ABOUT IT? 1800 01:31:52,775 --> 01:31:54,042 HUH? 1801 01:31:54,142 --> 01:31:57,112 ACTUALLY, I JUST WATCHED HER GET INTO CLAIRE'S CAR. 1802 01:31:57,212 --> 01:32:01,016 I WANT A... YOU KNOW, I WANT A... 1803 01:32:01,116 --> 01:32:02,951 AAH! I WANT A COMMITMENT! 1804 01:32:03,051 --> 01:32:04,386 AAH! 1805 01:32:04,587 --> 01:32:06,354 MAKE ONE WITH ME. 1806 01:32:06,589 --> 01:32:09,157 OH, MY GOD. 1807 01:32:09,257 --> 01:32:12,027 I'VE BEEN SWEPT OFF MY FEET. 1808 01:32:12,127 --> 01:32:13,962 IS THAT A YES? 1809 01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:15,731 YES. 1810 01:32:15,831 --> 01:32:16,932 YES-- 1811 01:32:22,605 --> 01:32:23,739 GIVE ME THAT TAPE. 1812 01:32:23,839 --> 01:32:24,940 NO. 1813 01:32:27,610 --> 01:32:29,144 GIVE ME THE TAPE! 1814 01:32:29,244 --> 01:32:31,647 I INSIST YOU GET PROFESSIONAL HELP. 1815 01:32:31,747 --> 01:32:33,048 THESE ARE CLASSIC SIGNS OF DEPRESSION. 1816 01:32:33,148 --> 01:32:35,417 FURTHERMORE... 1817 01:32:35,618 --> 01:32:37,085 NO! GIVE ME THE TAPE! 1818 01:32:37,185 --> 01:32:38,987 NO! 1819 01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:40,122 NO! 1820 01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:42,958 YES, NED! STOP! 1821 01:32:43,058 --> 01:32:44,627 UH! 1822 01:32:46,294 --> 01:32:47,195 AAAOOOH! 1823 01:32:47,295 --> 01:32:48,196 OH! 1824 01:32:48,296 --> 01:32:49,364 WHAT? 1825 01:32:49,632 --> 01:32:50,365 WHAT? NO! LET ME GO! 1826 01:32:50,633 --> 01:32:52,968 THAT'S MY BAD ANKLE. 1827 01:33:01,844 --> 01:33:02,978 OHH! 1828 01:33:03,078 --> 01:33:04,813 OHH! 1829 01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:07,750 UH! 1830 01:33:07,850 --> 01:33:08,984 OHH! 1831 01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:10,218 OHH! 1832 01:33:10,753 --> 01:33:12,688 DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE. 1833 01:33:12,788 --> 01:33:15,157 THERE'S A REAL VERONICA OUT THERE. 1834 01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:16,458 WHO HATES ME. 1835 01:33:16,659 --> 01:33:17,926 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 1836 01:33:18,026 --> 01:33:19,294 NED... 1837 01:33:19,394 --> 01:33:21,229 I PROPOSED TO HER TO WIN A BET. 1838 01:33:21,329 --> 01:33:24,032 YEAH. THAT'S PRETTY FUCKED. 1839 01:33:24,132 --> 01:33:26,068 IT WAS YOUR IDEA! 1840 01:33:26,168 --> 01:33:28,036 WELL, YEAH... 1841 01:33:29,271 --> 01:33:31,073 I'M SORRY. 1842 01:33:33,842 --> 01:33:35,477 I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA 1843 01:33:35,678 --> 01:33:37,479 FOR YOU TO SUFFER. 1844 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:40,148 YEAH? WELL, HERE IT IS. 1845 01:33:40,248 --> 01:33:42,417 TAKE A GOOD LOOK. 1846 01:33:42,685 --> 01:33:44,519 HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 1847 01:33:44,687 --> 01:33:46,121 YOU HATE ME, DON'T YOU? 1848 01:33:46,221 --> 01:33:47,055 YOU HATE ME. 1849 01:33:47,155 --> 01:33:48,691 NO. 1850 01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:51,159 BUT YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO. 1851 01:33:51,259 --> 01:33:52,695 BUT I ASSUME, 1852 01:33:52,728 --> 01:33:54,362 SINCE I'M NOT OUT THERE ON THE STREET 1853 01:33:54,462 --> 01:33:56,164 WITH THAT TAPE, THAT YOU'VE FORGIVEN ME. 1854 01:33:56,264 --> 01:33:58,066 AM I RIGHT? 1855 01:34:00,302 --> 01:34:01,770 WELL? 1856 01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:08,844 MAYBE VERONICA COULD DO THE SAME WITH YOU. 1857 01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:14,717 I THINK IT'S DIFFERENT BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. 1858 01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:16,785 NOT AS DIFFERENT AS YOU THINK. 1859 01:34:16,885 --> 01:34:20,856 MAYBE THAT'S BEEN PART OF YOUR PROBLEM. 1860 01:34:22,290 --> 01:34:24,426 DID CLAIRE FORGIVE YOU? 1861 01:34:24,727 --> 01:34:26,094 YES... 1862 01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:27,796 BUT I HAD TO ASK. 1863 01:34:29,732 --> 01:34:31,333 WELL... BEG, ACTUALLY. 1864 01:34:31,433 --> 01:34:32,901 BEG. 1865 01:34:38,741 --> 01:34:39,842 THANKS. 1866 01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:45,213 WELL, OUR NEXT ITEM 1867 01:34:45,313 --> 01:34:47,315 COMES FROM OUR GREAT FOOTBALL TEAM, THE EAGLES. 1868 01:34:47,415 --> 01:34:48,851 OF COURSE, THEY'RE GREAT NOW. 1869 01:34:48,951 --> 01:34:50,853 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GREW UP HERE AS I DID, 1870 01:34:50,953 --> 01:34:52,821 YOU REMEMBER WHAT THEY USED TO BE LIKE. 1871 01:34:52,921 --> 01:34:54,857 THEY WERE IN LAST PLACE SO MANY YEARS, 1872 01:34:54,957 --> 01:34:56,825 WE USED TO READ THE SPORTS PAGE UPSIDE-DOWN 1873 01:34:56,925 --> 01:34:58,761 JUST TO FEEL WHAT IT'D BE LIKE 1874 01:34:58,794 --> 01:35:01,629 TO SEE OUR TEAM IN FIRST PLACE. 1875 01:35:01,764 --> 01:35:03,365 WELL, WE HAVE HERE A GREAT ITEM. 1876 01:35:03,465 --> 01:35:07,169 IT'S A JERSEY WORN BY OUR VERY OWN 1877 01:35:07,269 --> 01:35:09,838 TERRY CHILDS HERE. 1878 01:35:09,938 --> 01:35:11,439 YAY! 1879 01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:13,141 NOW, WHO'S GOING TO START THE BIDDING 1880 01:35:13,241 --> 01:35:15,210 ON THIS JERSEY? 1881 01:35:15,310 --> 01:35:16,611 $200. 1882 01:35:16,779 --> 01:35:18,513 COME ON! THE MAN SACKED ELWAY TWICE 1883 01:35:18,781 --> 01:35:20,182 WEARING THIS VERY JERSEY! 1884 01:35:20,282 --> 01:35:21,216 LET'S GO! 1885 01:35:21,316 --> 01:35:23,085 $300. 1886 01:35:23,185 --> 01:35:25,821 SOLD FOR $300! 1887 01:35:30,826 --> 01:35:33,028 WELL, OUR NEXT ITEM FOR AUCTION 1888 01:35:33,128 --> 01:35:35,063 HAS TO BE THE SPECIAL ONE OF THE EVENING, 1889 01:35:35,163 --> 01:35:37,165 AND I EXPECT THE BIGGEST RESPONSE TO THIS ONE. 1890 01:35:37,265 --> 01:35:40,102 WE ALL ENJOYED MISS BRISKOW'S PLAYING EARLIER THIS EVENING. 1891 01:35:40,202 --> 01:35:41,436 [WHISTLING] 1892 01:35:41,536 --> 01:35:43,371 WELL, SHE HAS GRACIOUSLY DONATED 1893 01:35:43,471 --> 01:35:44,807 TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER 1894 01:35:44,907 --> 01:35:47,109 AN EVENING PERFORMANCE AT A PRIVATE PARTY. 1895 01:35:47,209 --> 01:35:48,343 HOW'S THAT? 1896 01:35:48,443 --> 01:35:51,546 MISS BRISKOW, WOULD YOU COME UP? 1897 01:35:51,814 --> 01:35:53,215 COME ON UP. 1898 01:35:53,315 --> 01:35:54,416 TAKES A LOT OF GUTS. 1899 01:35:54,516 --> 01:35:56,318 I'D NEVER DO MY ACT IN A HOUSE. 1900 01:35:56,418 --> 01:35:57,820 SEE ME AT THE KITCHEN-- 1901 01:35:57,886 --> 01:36:00,455 "PLEASE DON'T EAT THAT. I HAVE A CHICKEN JOKE. 1902 01:36:00,555 --> 01:36:02,124 IT'S GREAT. PUT DOWN YOUR SANDWICH." 1903 01:36:02,224 --> 01:36:04,326 OK., NOW. LET'S OPEN UP THE BIDDING AT $200. 1904 01:36:04,426 --> 01:36:06,161 $200. 1905 01:36:06,261 --> 01:36:07,195 $400. 1906 01:36:07,295 --> 01:36:08,330 600. 1907 01:36:08,430 --> 01:36:10,198 6. DO I HEAR 7? 1908 01:36:10,298 --> 01:36:13,201 $1,000. 1909 01:36:13,301 --> 01:36:16,371 WOO! $1,000. 1910 01:36:16,471 --> 01:36:17,973 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE... 1911 01:36:18,073 --> 01:36:21,609 $2,000. 1912 01:36:21,844 --> 01:36:23,879 I HEARD $2,000. 1913 01:36:23,979 --> 01:36:25,280 2,200. 1914 01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:26,982 3,000. 1915 01:36:27,082 --> 01:36:28,316 3,200. 1916 01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:29,985 3,200. GOING ONCE... 1917 01:36:30,085 --> 01:36:31,286 GOING TWICE. 1918 01:36:31,386 --> 01:36:35,290 $4,000 AND A FISHING CABIN. 1919 01:36:35,390 --> 01:36:36,258 A FISHING CABIN? 1920 01:36:36,358 --> 01:36:37,592 TAYLOR? 1921 01:36:37,692 --> 01:36:41,329 LOOK! IT'S OUR VERY OWN CHANNEL 5 WEATHERMAN-- 1922 01:36:41,429 --> 01:36:42,998 TAYLOR WORTH! 1923 01:36:43,098 --> 01:36:44,199 [WHISTLING] 1924 01:36:51,339 --> 01:36:53,008 LOOK! 1925 01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:54,943 OK! 1926 01:36:56,544 --> 01:36:59,982 UH... DO I HEAR 4,200? 1927 01:37:00,082 --> 01:37:01,716 4,200. 1928 01:37:01,884 --> 01:37:03,986 4,200. OK. GOING ONCE... 1929 01:37:04,086 --> 01:37:05,253 OH... 1930 01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:06,288 GOING TWICE... 1931 01:37:06,388 --> 01:37:08,290 NOT SO FAST, DAVID. 1932 01:37:08,390 --> 01:37:10,893 $4,200, 1933 01:37:10,959 --> 01:37:12,094 A FISHING CABIN, 1934 01:37:12,194 --> 01:37:14,897 AND A PUBLIC PROCLAMATION OF WHAT A CREEP HE IS. 1935 01:37:14,963 --> 01:37:16,899 [AUDIENCE GIGGLES] 1936 01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:23,405 OOH! 1937 01:37:23,505 --> 01:37:25,273 I'M A CREEP. 1938 01:37:25,373 --> 01:37:26,274 I'M A BASTARD. 1939 01:37:26,374 --> 01:37:28,243 HE'S A GREAT LAY. 1940 01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:29,978 I KNEW IT! 1941 01:37:31,980 --> 01:37:33,748 I DON'T DESERVE YOU, I KNOW THAT, 1942 01:37:33,916 --> 01:37:36,351 BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE NOT LOVING YOU. 1943 01:37:36,451 --> 01:37:37,285 YOU'RE BOLD, YOU'RE SPLENDID, 1944 01:37:37,385 --> 01:37:39,187 YOU'RE INTRIGUING. 1945 01:37:39,287 --> 01:37:41,256 YOU'RE A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS I NEVER KNEW MATTERED. 1946 01:37:41,356 --> 01:37:43,391 OH! OH! 1947 01:37:43,491 --> 01:37:46,061 VERONICA... 1948 01:37:46,161 --> 01:37:47,395 VERONICA... 1949 01:37:47,495 --> 01:37:49,064 SAVE ME. 1950 01:37:49,164 --> 01:37:51,033 I BEG YOU. 1951 01:37:51,133 --> 01:37:52,200 MARRY ME. 1952 01:37:55,403 --> 01:37:56,404 IS THAT ALL? 1953 01:37:56,504 --> 01:37:58,373 AND A SCRABBLE REMATCH. 1954 01:37:58,473 --> 01:38:00,943 UNLIMITED MOUSE OLYMPICS? 1955 01:38:00,976 --> 01:38:02,477 I'LL EVEN BECOME A METEOROLOGIST. 1956 01:38:02,577 --> 01:38:04,012 THEN KISS ME! 1957 01:38:11,386 --> 01:38:15,023 OHH! OHH! 1958 01:38:18,660 --> 01:38:20,428 SOLD FOR $4,200, A FISHING CABIN, 1959 01:38:20,528 --> 01:38:22,297 A PUBLIC PROCLAMATION OF WHAT A CREEP HE IS, 1960 01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:24,866 A SCRABBLE REMATCH, UNLIMITED MOUSE OLYMPICS, 1961 01:38:24,967 --> 01:38:26,334 HE'LL BECOME A METEOROLOGIST, 1962 01:38:26,434 --> 01:38:27,335 AND A KISS. 1963 01:38:27,435 --> 01:38:29,404 [APPLAUSE] 1964 01:38:33,976 --> 01:38:35,777 [CHEERING] 1965 01:38:36,011 --> 01:38:37,212 PIECE OF CAKE. 1966 01:38:46,989 --> 01:38:50,892 * ALL OF MY DAYS 1967 01:38:50,993 --> 01:38:55,063 * GONNA GIVE YOU MY LOVE * 1968 01:38:57,032 --> 01:39:01,203 * ALL OF MY HEART AND MY SOUL * 1969 01:39:01,303 --> 01:39:05,273 * FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE * 1970 01:39:07,075 --> 01:39:11,013 * AND ALL OF OUR DREAMS 1971 01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:15,350 * GONNA MAKE THEM COME TRUE * 1972 01:39:18,020 --> 01:39:22,924 * 'CAUSE THE THRILL OF IT ALL * 1973 01:39:23,025 --> 01:39:27,629 * IS TO GIVE YOU MY ALL * 1974 01:39:27,729 --> 01:39:31,333 * ALL OF MY DAYS 1975 01:39:33,035 --> 01:39:37,905 * I WILL LET YOU IN 1976 01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:41,943 * AND THROW AWAY THE KEY 1977 01:39:42,044 --> 01:39:45,513 * MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN, OPEN * 1978 01:39:45,613 --> 01:39:52,054 * YOU'RE MY FANTASY 1979 01:39:52,587 --> 01:39:57,959 * ALL OF MY DAYS 1980 01:39:58,060 --> 01:40:01,396 * GONNA GIVE YOU MY LOVE * 1981 01:40:03,698 --> 01:40:08,203 * ALL OF MY HEART AND MY SOUL * 1982 01:40:08,303 --> 01:40:11,139 * FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE * 1983 01:40:13,675 --> 01:40:15,510 * AND ALL OF OUR DREAMS 1984 01:40:15,610 --> 01:40:18,280 * ALL OF OUR DREAMS 1985 01:40:18,380 --> 01:40:22,016 * GONNA MAKE THEM COME TRUE * 1986 01:40:24,286 --> 01:40:28,623 * 'CAUSE THE THRILL OF IT ALL * 1987 01:40:28,723 --> 01:40:34,462 * IS TO GIVE YOU MY ALL * 1988 01:40:34,562 --> 01:40:37,132 * ALL OF MY DAYS 1989 01:40:39,301 --> 01:40:41,803 * WITH EVERY LITTLE WHISPER * 1990 01:40:42,036 --> 01:40:43,938 * WHISPER * 1991 01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:48,343 * YOU BRING ME TO MY KNEES * 1992 01:40:49,444 --> 01:40:52,747 * HOW I LONG TO HOLD YOU, HOLD YOU * 1993 01:40:52,847 --> 01:40:59,754 * YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING 1994 01:40:59,854 --> 01:41:02,157 * ALL OF MY DAYS 1995 01:41:04,159 --> 01:41:09,964 * GONNA GIVE YOU MY LOVE * 1996 01:41:10,132 --> 01:41:14,669 * AND ALL OF MY HEART AND MY SOUL * 1997 01:41:14,769 --> 01:41:18,173 * FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE * 1998 01:41:19,907 --> 01:41:25,147 * AND ALL OF OUR DREAMS 1999 01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:30,985 * GONNA MAKE THEM COME TRUE * 2000 01:41:31,153 --> 01:41:36,023 * 'CAUSE THE THRILL OF IT ALL * 2001 01:41:36,158 --> 01:41:40,762 * IS TO GIVE YOU MY ALL * 2002 01:41:40,862 --> 01:41:42,964 * ALL OF MY DAYS 2003 01:41:43,165 --> 01:41:46,067 * I FEEL YOU TONIGHT * 2004 01:41:46,168 --> 01:41:49,237 * GONNA LOVE YOU CRAZY 2005 01:41:51,273 --> 01:41:53,875 * 'CAUSE, BABE, I WANT YOU TO NEED ME * 2006 01:41:54,176 --> 01:41:55,910 * TO WANT ME * 2007 01:41:56,178 --> 01:41:59,046 * OHHHH, BE MINE * 2008 01:41:59,247 --> 01:42:04,486 * TILL THE END OF TIME * 2009 01:42:04,586 --> 01:42:09,257 [SAXOPHONE SOLO] 2010 01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:21,636 * OHHH-OHHH 2011 01:42:21,736 --> 01:42:26,040 * ALL OF MY DAYS 2012 01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:27,209 * GONNA GIVE YOU MY LOVE... **