1 00:00:02,167 --> 00:00:03,343 JOSH DOES REALLY WELL IN SCHOOL. 2 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:05,867 DRAKE DOES REALLY WELL AT EVERYTHING... 3 00:00:05,967 --> 00:00:07,433 EXCEPT SCHOOL. 4 00:00:07,533 --> 00:00:10,300 LAST SEMESTER, JOSH TOOK TWO EXTRA CLASSES, 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,967 GOT As IN BOTH OF THEM. 6 00:00:12,067 --> 00:00:15,133 LAST WEEK, DRAKE TOOK TWO GIRLS TO A CONCERT, 7 00:00:15,233 --> 00:00:16,800 KISSED THEM BOTH! 8 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:19,033 YEAH, ME, I DON'T DO GREAT IN SCHOOL. 9 00:00:19,133 --> 00:00:21,600 I'M ALWAYS BUGGING HIM TO DO HIS HOMEWORK. 10 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:24,100 LAST WEEK, JOSH WAS BUGGING ME TO DO MY HOMEWORK. 11 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,100 AND WHAT DOES HE DO? 12 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,867 I HANDCUFFED HIM TO A TENNIS RACKET. 13 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:29,200 HE HANDCUFFED ME TO A TENNIS RACKET! 14 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:30,633 IT WAS SO COOL. 15 00:00:30,733 --> 00:00:32,467 IT WAS SO NOT COOL! 16 00:00:32,567 --> 00:00:34,367 I WISH I HAD A KNACK FOR SCHOOL. 17 00:00:35,867 --> 00:00:37,800 I WISH I HAD A HANDCUFF KEY. 18 00:00:48,533 --> 00:00:49,933 HEY! HOW WAS THE MOVIE? 19 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:51,533 AH, STUPID. 20 00:00:51,633 --> 00:00:52,967 LOVED IT. 21 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:57,800 WHOA! WHO'S THAT? 22 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,100 OH, THAT'S MICHELLE. 23 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:00,333 SHE'S IN MY ENGLISH CLASS, 24 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:02,667 AND SHE'S CAPTAIN OF THE ACADEMIC TEAM. 25 00:01:02,767 --> 00:01:04,667 AH, YOUR WORDS BORE ME. 26 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:07,067 BUT I'M DEFINITELY INTERESTED IN THAT GIRL. 27 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:10,400 FORGET IT. SHE'S WAY TOO SMART TO FALL FOR YOUR GAME. 28 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:13,600 MAYBE I GOT A LITTLE MORE GAME THAN YOU THINK. HEY! 29 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:15,833 IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 30 00:01:15,933 --> 00:01:17,200 AW, JEEZ! 31 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:20,300 LOOK, WITH MY GUMMY BEARS ALL OVER THE FLOOR! 32 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,400 OH! 33 00:01:21,433 --> 00:01:23,333 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 34 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:24,700 OH, THANKS. 35 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,533 I'M NOT SURE YOU STILL WANT THESE, 36 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:28,073 UNLESS YOU LIKE THEM CARPET-FLAVORED. 37 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:30,367 HA HA! GOOD POINT. 38 00:01:30,467 --> 00:01:31,933 UH, SO, WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEE? 39 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:33,800 "LE PETIT FROMAGE." 40 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:35,600 I LOVE FRENCH FILMS. 41 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:36,600 WHAT DID YOU SEE? 42 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,733 AH, "DOGGIE PROM." 43 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:41,667 I LOVE DOGS IN TUXEDOS. 44 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:43,733 TALK ABOUT YOUR PAVLOVIAN NIGHTMARES! 45 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:44,833 HA HA HA! 46 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:46,400 [BOTH GIGGLING] 47 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,567 WHAT YOU SAID. 48 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:50,600 UH... YOU WANNA GRAB SOME PIZZA? 49 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:53,300 I CAN'T. I HAVE ACADEMIC TEAM PRACTICE. 50 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,000 WE'RE COMPETING AGAINST BUSHMONT NEXT WEEK 51 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:56,067 IN THE STATE FINALS. 52 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,600 OH, OK. WELL, I HOPE YOU DO GOOD. 53 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,133 WELL. 54 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,300 WELL, WHAT? 55 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:04,133 HA HA HA! 56 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:06,133 THAT'S GREAT! I LOVE GRAMMAR JOKES. 57 00:02:06,233 --> 00:02:10,500 HA HA! YEAH, ME, TOO... I, TOO... ME, ALSO. 58 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,867 NOW YOU TALK. 59 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,400 YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY. UH... 60 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,100 WELL, I'll SEE YOU AROUND. 61 00:02:22,233 --> 00:02:23,767 SO, DID YOU ASK HER OUT? 62 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:27,133 I... THINK SO. 63 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:28,400 YEAH? AND WHAT DID SHE SAY? 64 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,567 I HAVE NO IDEA. 65 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,567 UGH! WHAT'S THE MATTER? 66 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:35,600 CARPET FLAVOR. 67 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:39,400 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪ 68 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:44,233 ♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪ 69 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:48,933 ♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪ 70 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:51,767 ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪ 71 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:59,067 ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪ 72 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:06,233 ♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪ 73 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:09,800 ♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪ 74 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:15,600 ♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN' YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪ 75 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:22,333 ♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪ 76 00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:26,067 ♪ WHOO ♪ 77 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:48,467 Drake: JOSH! 78 00:03:51,867 --> 00:03:53,067 DUDE, WAKE UP! 79 00:03:58,267 --> 00:03:59,433 UH, YOU, UH... 80 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:01,133 YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING... 81 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,200 AW, JEEZ! 82 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:06,400 MEGAN! 83 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,867 YEP! AAH! 84 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:12,267 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? YOU! 85 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:15,533 YOU HAVE BURNED ME FOR THE LAST TIME! 86 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:18,100 I WILL GET MY REVENGE! 87 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,067 YEAH, NICE SPEECH. BUT JUST REMEMBER, JOSH: 88 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:24,433 I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU. 89 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:27,300 ONE... STEP... AHEAD. 90 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:36,067 I'M SCARED FOR YOU. 91 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,767 UNDERWEAR. 92 00:04:39,867 --> 00:04:40,867 AAH! 93 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:47,433 OOH! WHERE YOU GOING, FANCY? 94 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:48,567 TO THE MOVIES. 95 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:52,067 GONNA ACCIDENTALLY RUN INTO MICHELLE AGAIN. 96 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,233 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 97 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:55,367 THINKING OF WAYS AT GETTING BACK AT MEGAN. 98 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:58,300 I'M GONNA GET HER BEFORE SHE GETS ME. 99 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:02,500 SHE GLUE YOUR BUTT TO THE CHAIR? 100 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,200 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 101 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,800 MEGAN! 102 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:23,167 DRAKE? OHH! 103 00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:25,267 HEY, MICHELLE! 104 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,633 HI! DID YOU SEE THE SAME MOVIE I SAW? 105 00:05:27,733 --> 00:05:29,733 OH, YEAH... "BEAUTIFUL MUCUS." 106 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:33,367 YOU MEAN, "BOUNTIFUL MUSIC"? 107 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,167 UH-HUH. 108 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:36,467 DID YOU LIKE IT? 109 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:38,600 UH... ACTUALLY, 110 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,367 I REALLY NEED TO LET A MOVIE SINK IN 111 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:41,667 BEFORE I CAN DISCUSS IT. 112 00:05:41,767 --> 00:05:43,833 OH, SO YOU CAN DIGEST THE IMAGERY 113 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:46,567 AND ANALYZE THE SYMBOLISM? 114 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:47,767 SURE. 115 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:52,067 I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. 116 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:53,400 WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME. 117 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:55,633 OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. MOVIE? 118 00:05:55,733 --> 00:05:57,700 NAH, TOO IMPERSONAL. 119 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,867 TELL YOU WHAT: TOMORROW NIGHT, LET'S GO SOMEPLACE 120 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:02,400 WHERE WE CAN SIT AND... JUST TALK. 121 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,267 TALK? 122 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:08,633 YEAH! I REALLY WANT TO EXPLORE YOUR MIND. 123 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,100 HA HA HA! 124 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:15,600 SHE WANTS TO EXPLORE YOUR MIND?! 125 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:19,100 SO, HOW LONG'S YOUR DATE GONNA LAST... LIKE, 45 SECONDS? 126 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,467 YEAH, THIS ISN'T GOOD! 127 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,267 YOU BETTER CANCEL THAT DATE, BRO. 128 00:06:22,367 --> 00:06:24,667 NO! I LIKE MICHELLE. 129 00:06:24,767 --> 00:06:28,067 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT HER BEING ALL SMART, IT'S... 130 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:29,367 KIND OF INTRIGUING. 131 00:06:29,467 --> 00:06:30,867 INTRIGUING? 132 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:33,967 THAT'S A WORD, RIGHT? 133 00:06:34,067 --> 00:06:35,367 WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED? 134 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:37,833 'CAUSE SHE PROBABLY LIKES BRAINY GUYS. 135 00:06:37,933 --> 00:06:40,067 YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT ACTUALLY DO THEIR HOMEWORK 136 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,867 AND... READ BOOKS. 137 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,933 SO, READ A BOOK. 138 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:46,967 I DON'T HAVE A YEAR! 139 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,933 LOOK, I JUST NEED YOU TO HELP ME LEARN ENOUGH STUFF 140 00:06:51,067 --> 00:06:52,767 TO IMPRESS MICHELLE ON OUR DATE. 141 00:06:52,867 --> 00:06:54,633 OK, THEN TONIGHT WE'LL... 142 00:06:54,733 --> 00:06:57,200 OOH! THERE'S MEGAN! 143 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:58,200 SO? 144 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,733 I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO GET MY REVENGE. 145 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:03,200 YOU KNOW THE CLOSET IN THE HALL? 146 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,600 THE HALL CLOSET? 147 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,433 THAT'S THE ONE. 148 00:07:06,533 --> 00:07:08,567 I PACKED IT FULL OF DIRTY LAUNDRY. 149 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:10,267 SO I'M GONNA TRICK HER INTO OPENING IT, 150 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:12,933 AND THEN SHE'S GONNA GET BURIED UP TO HER EVIL LITTLE EYES 151 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:15,167 IN DIRTY SOCKS AND UNDERPANTS. 152 00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:16,867 EWW. YOURS? 153 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:18,167 DAD'S. 154 00:07:18,267 --> 00:07:19,367 EWW-ER. 155 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 COME ON! 156 00:07:24,433 --> 00:07:26,167 HEY, MEGAN! 157 00:07:26,267 --> 00:07:28,067 YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS, 158 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:30,600 BUT MOM HID YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT IN THE HALL CLOSET. 159 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,967 NO WAY! I GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT! 160 00:07:34,967 --> 00:07:37,767 HERE. YOU CAN HAVE THE LAST ICE POP. 161 00:07:37,867 --> 00:07:40,300 OH! THANKS, MEGAN. 162 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,367 WOW! REVENGE, AND AN ICE POP. 163 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:46,633 NICE! 164 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,667 YEAH. LET'S GO WATCH HER OPEN THE CLOSET. 165 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:56,067 YEAH, LIKE I'D EVER GIVE YOU THE LAST ICE POP. 166 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,167 WHAT'S GOING ON? 167 00:08:08,267 --> 00:08:10,167 YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME TO SMART YOU UP 168 00:08:10,267 --> 00:08:12,067 FOR YOUR DATE WITH MICHELLE. 169 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:14,600 CLASS IS IN SESSION. 170 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,367 OK, TEACHER. TEACH ME THINGS. 171 00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:19,233 OK. NOW, MICHELLE KNOWS A LOT OF STUFF, RIGHT? 172 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,367 SO I'VE LISTED 5 MAJOR SUBJECTS: 173 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:24,533 CHEMISTRY, MATH, HISTORY, ENGLISH, AND LATIN. 174 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:25,767 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START? 175 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:29,700 HMM. I HATE THEM ALL SO MUCH. 176 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,533 WE'LL START WITH CHEMISTRY. 177 00:08:32,633 --> 00:08:34,867 NOW, CHEMISTRY IS THE SCIENCE OF MATTER, 178 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:36,600 AND ALL MATTER CAN BE BROKEN DOWN 179 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,467 INTO THE EXACT SAME MICROSCOPIC ELEMENTS. SEE... 180 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:41,433 NO WAY! THAT'S AWESOME! I KNOW! 181 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:43,600 YOU SEE, LEARNING CAN BE REALLY... DRAKE! 182 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:44,833 HANG ON A SECOND. 183 00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:46,600 DUDE, TREVOR GOT ANOTHER PET COBRA. 184 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,667 HE'S GONNA MAKE THEM FIGHT EACH OTHER! 185 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:54,067 YOU CAN HAVE THIS BACK AFTER CLASS. 186 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:57,400 AS I WAS SAYING, ALL MATTER CAN BE BROKEN DOWN 187 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,100 INTO THE EXACT SAME MICROSCOPIC ELEMENTS... 188 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:04,400 IT WASN'T ME. 189 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:08,967 FOR THE LAST TIME, 190 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:13,467 THE 6 NOBLE GASES ARE XENON, HELIUM, 191 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:16,233 NEON, ARGON... JUST FORGET IT, JOSH. 192 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:18,400 I CAN'T RELATE TO ANY OF THIS STUFF, ALL RIGHT? 193 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:19,567 YOU'RE A BAD TEACHER. 194 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:22,100 LIKE IT'S MY FAULT YOU CAN'T RELATE TO ANYTHING 195 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,067 BUT GIRLS AND YOUR GUITAR? 196 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:26,200 AAAHH! WHAT? 197 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,700 I JUST GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS STUFF 198 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,633 USING SOMETHING YOU CAN UNDERSTAND! 199 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:31,633 YOU GOT A GIRL? 200 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:34,067 NO! GO GET YOUR GUITAR. 201 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,733 I GET IT! SO, AN ATOM 202 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,567 IS LIKE A NOTE. [PLUCKS STRING] 203 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,200 AND WHEN YOU PUT NOTES TOGETHER... 204 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,133 YOU HAVE... A CHORD! 205 00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:49,233 AND A CHORD IS LIKE... A MOLECULE! 206 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,767 YOU KNOW CHEMISTRY, BROTHER! 207 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:01,667 IT IS SO NICE TO FINALLY GET TO TALK TO YOU. 208 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:02,900 I'VE HAD THE WORST DAY. 209 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,400 WHAT HAPPENED? 210 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,500 I HAD TO KICK GEORGE DODY OFF THE ACADEMIC TEAM. 211 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,700 GET THIS. TELL ME. 212 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,567 HE COULDN'T EVEN NAME ALL 206 BONES OF THE HUMAN BODY! 213 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,967 PFFFT! WHAT A MORON! 214 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:19,709 HEY, CAN I HAVE A SIP OF YOUR WATER? 215 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:23,267 AH, SURE YOU CAN HAVE A SIP OF MY... H2O. 216 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,767 THAT'S CHEMISTRY FOR WATER. 217 00:10:27,867 --> 00:10:29,233 SO I'VE HEARD. 218 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,967 SO, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR? 219 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,233 UH... MY LEG FELL ASLEEP. 220 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,667 GOTTA WALK IT OFF. 221 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,609 QUICK! SHE WANTS TO KNOW MY FAVORITE AUTHOR. 222 00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:46,233 SO, PICK ANY AUTHOR YOU KNOW. RIGHT. UM... RIGHT. UM... RIGHT. UM... 223 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,533 WELL, I GUESS MY TOP 5 FAVORITE AUTHORS WOULD BE 224 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:53,733 MARK TWAIN... THANKS! 225 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:57,967 AHH. MARK TWAIN. 226 00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:00,567 INTERESTING. 227 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:03,567 WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT HIM? 228 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,600 OTHER LEG. BACK IN A SEC. 229 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,167 WHAT DO I LIKE ABOUT HIM? 230 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:11,167 OH, THERE'S SO MANY THINGS: 231 00:11:11,267 --> 00:11:13,867 HIS USE OF SOCIAL SATIRE... THANKS! 232 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:18,933 SOCIAL SATIRE. 233 00:11:20,267 --> 00:11:21,333 HUH? 234 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:24,933 MARK TWAIN... I LOVE HIS SOCIAL SATIRE. 235 00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:27,300 REALLY? ME, TOO! 236 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:29,200 YOU, TOO? 237 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:33,567 DRAKE, I HAVE TO SAY, THIS IS GOING SO WELL. 238 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,467 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 239 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:41,467 OH, I THINK I'M THINKING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 240 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:44,867 GREAT! SO... WHAT DO YOU SAY? 241 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,533 I SAY YES. 242 00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:48,767 REALLY? OH, THANK YOU, DRAKE! 243 00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:50,933 I'M SO HAPPY YOU'LL JOIN THE ACADEMIC TEAM! 244 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,533 HUH? 245 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,367 YOU'RE GONNA HELP US BEAT BUSHMONT 246 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:58,200 IN THE STATE FINALS THIS WEEKEND! 247 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,567 BACK IN A SEC. 248 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,533 NOW WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? 249 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,200 EVERYTHING! 250 00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:17,733 JOSH! 251 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:20,533 I FIGURED OUT HOW I CAN FAKE MY WAY THROUGH THIS ACADEMIC BOWL. 252 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:21,800 TELL ME. 253 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:24,733 YOU WHISPER THE ANSWERS... IN MY EAR. 254 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:27,567 HUH? 255 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,567 HOW CAN I WHISPER IN YOUR EAR 256 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,100 WITHOUT PEOPLE SEEING ME? 257 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,900 I WEAR... A REALLY BIG COAT! 258 00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:41,300 WHAT? 259 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,500 SORRY, LUCY... ETHEL AIN'T PLAYING! 260 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:48,067 JOSH... LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY THAT I CAN... 261 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,967 OOH! IT'S 4:00 P.M.! 262 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,233 WHAT'S THAT? 263 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,700 I CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT WAY TO FINALLY GET MEGAN. 264 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,933 I'M LISTENING. 265 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,633 SHE COMES HOME FROM SOCCER PRACTICE 266 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,200 EVERY DAY AT 4:00 P.M., 267 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,067 AND PARKS HER BIKE DIRECTLY UNDER THIS WINDOW. 268 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,333 SO I'M GONNA DROP THIS BALLOON, WHICH IS FILLED 269 00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:08,267 WITH 27 OUNCES OF DISGUSTING GOO, 270 00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:10,567 ALL OVER HER EVIL LITTLE HEAD! 271 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:15,500 SHE SHOULD BE RIDING UP ANY SECOND, 272 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,767 AND WHEN SHE DOES... HEY, JOSH! LOOK UP! 273 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,967 HEY, MEGAN! HOW'D YOU GET UP ON THE ROOF? 274 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,400 UH... YOU GOT A LITTLE... I KNOW! 275 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,233 OHH. 276 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,333 UNDERWEAR. 277 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,567 BLECCH! 278 00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,467 EVERY TIME I PLAN SOMETHING NASTY, 279 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,300 SHE BEATS ME TO THE NASTY! 280 00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:46,133 HOW CAN SHE READ MY MIND? 281 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,900 WAIT. WHERE'S THE CACTUS MEGAN GAVE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS? 282 00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:52,633 BY MY BED... [WHISPERING] Shh! Don't talk. 283 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,700 WHAT IS IT? IT'S A BUG. 284 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,700 KILL IT! NO. SHH! 285 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:08,700 IT'S A MICROPHONE. 286 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,133 MEGAN BUGGED OUR ROOM. 287 00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:13,200 THAT IS IT! I AM GONNA GET HER 288 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,767 NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES, 289 00:14:14,867 --> 00:14:16,967 AND SHE'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING! 290 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:19,867 I THINK I WILL. 291 00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:23,667 I think she heard you. 292 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,200 I KNOW! 293 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,733 MEGAN, YOU CANNOT GO AROUND BUGGING PEOPLE'S ROOMS. 294 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:34,833 IT'S A FELONY! 295 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,867 IT'S A FUNNY FELONY. 296 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:39,200 I'M TELLING MOM. 297 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,733 NO! YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE! 298 00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:45,900 ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE? 299 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,067 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 300 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:50,467 I NEED A WAY FOR JOSH TO FEED ME ANSWERS 301 00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:52,400 WHILE I'M ON STAGE AT THE ACADEMIC BOWL. 302 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,533 THAT'S ALL? 303 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:54,733 YOU GOT ANYTHING? 304 00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,067 I GOT EVERYTHING. 305 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,500 WHOA! NIGHT VISION GOGGLES? 306 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,600 GOVERNMENT ISSUE. 307 00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,200 OH, WATCH IT. YOU DROPPED A THUMBTACK IN HERE. 308 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,867 THAT'S A VIDEO CAMERA. 309 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,800 LOOK, I JUST NEED A WAY FOR JOSH TO GIVE ME THE ANSWERS 310 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:16,900 WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING. 311 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:21,200 THEN YOU NEED... THIS. 312 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,200 HOW'S IT WORK? 313 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,567 YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR EAR. 314 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,367 OK. THEN WHAT? 315 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,600 THEN JOSH TALKS INTO THIS, AND YOU CAN HEAR EVERYTHING HE SAYS. 316 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,133 THIS IS PERFECT! 317 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,900 YOU'RE THE BEST EVIL LITTLE SISTER EVER. 318 00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,533 I KNOW. 319 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,733 HEY... NICE PEN. 320 00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,200 LOOKS LIKE A PEN, DOESN'T IT? 321 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,867 IT'S NOT A PEN? 322 00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,867 CLICK IT. 323 00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,733 WHY? JUST CLICK IT. 324 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:48,133 [ELECTRICAL BUZZING] 325 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:51,900 Josh: AAAAHHH! 326 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,133 MEGAN! 327 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:54,500 DRAKE DID IT! 328 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,900 AAAHH! 329 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,067 THANK YOU FOR THE BUTT BRUISE! 330 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,676 ARE YOU READY? YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT? 331 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,900 YEAH... CHEAT! 332 00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,800 I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT CHEATING. 333 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,933 BEG TO DIFFER! 334 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,600 ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OR NOT? I MEAN... 335 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,100 I HELPED YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOUR FOOT CAUGHT IN THE TOILET! 336 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,367 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 337 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,333 YOU LAUGHED AND TOOK DIGITAL PICTURES! 338 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,333 COME ON, JOSH, PLEASE? 339 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:27,633 Man: WOULD EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS? THE ACADEMIC BOWL IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 340 00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,267 WELL? 341 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:30,367 FINE. 342 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,067 BUT LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. 343 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,100 THIS WHOLE THING MAKES ME FEEL SO DIRTY. 344 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,567 SO TAKE A BATH WHEN YOU GET HOME. 345 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,800 GIVE ME THE EARPIECE. 346 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,100 THANKS, BROTHER. 347 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,133 YOU BETTER LOVE ME FOR THIS! 348 00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:45,300 NOT THAT KIND OF LOVE! 349 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,667 Man: WELCOME TO THE ACADEMIC BOWL STATE FINALS. 350 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:56,900 [AUDIENCE CLAPS] 351 00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,167 THE FIRST TEAM THAT ANSWERS 20 QUESTIONS CORRECTLY 352 00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:01,367 WINS THE MATCH. 353 00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:02,633 GOOD LUCK, DRAKE. 354 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,567 OOH... HOW ABOUT JUST A LITTLE MORE LUCK? 355 00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:09,967 OOH. I'M GOOD. 356 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:14,400 WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF URUGUAY? 357 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,567 BELLEVIEW? 358 00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:21,067 [ACCENTED] MONTEVIDEO. 359 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,367 CORRECT! 360 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,633 AND NICE ACCENT, BY THE WAY. 361 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:27,367 BELLEVIEW IS FIRST ON THE BOARD, WITH ONE POINT. 362 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,200 NEXT QUESTION: 363 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,367 NAME THE YOUNGEST MAN TO HOLD THE OFFICE 364 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,233 OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 365 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:34,567 [BUZZER] BUSHMONT? 366 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,567 JOHN F. KENNEDY. INCORRECT. 367 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:37,900 [BUZZER] BELLEVIEW? 368 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:41,833 UH... THEODORE ROOSEVELT. 369 00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:44,367 I BELIEVE THE YOUNGEST PRESIDENT WAS 370 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,600 THEODORE ROOSEVELT. 371 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:46,567 CORRECT. 372 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:47,900 YES! 373 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,567 WAY TO GO, DRAKE. 374 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,767 I KNOW THINGS. 375 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,267 NEXT: IN MYTHOLOGY, 376 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:57,200 WHO WAS THE GREEK GOD OF WAR? 377 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,967 BELLEVIEW? 378 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,267 ARES? 379 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:01,967 I'M THINKING IT'S ARES. 380 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,467 ARES IT IS! 381 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:07,300 BELLEVIEW 3, BUSHMONT 0. 382 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:15,967 E = M C SQUARED. 383 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,433 MARTHA WASHINGTON. 384 00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:21,533 100. 385 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,633 RUSSIAN. 386 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:24,867 DARIEN GAP. 387 00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:27,533 BUSHMONT, YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND. NEXT QUESTION: 388 00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:29,633 IN WHAT GEOMETRIC SHAPE 389 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,467 DOES THE EARTH TRAVEL AROUND THE SUN? 390 00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,067 ELLIPTICAL. 391 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,100 BELLEVIEW'S CORRECT AGAIN! 392 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,267 THE CURRENT SCORE IS BELLEVIEW WITH 19 POINTS, 393 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,933 BUSHMONT WITH 17. 394 00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:48,333 ONE MORE POINT FOR BELLEVIEW AND THEY WIN THE MATCH. 395 00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:49,467 KEEP IT UP, DRAKE. 396 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:50,900 OH, I'M JUST GETTING STARTED. 397 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,900 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! BRING IT! 398 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,233 VERY WELL. NEXT QUESTION: 399 00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,167 WHAT DOES THE ACRONYM "NAFTA" STAND FOR? 400 00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:01,600 [BUZZER] BELLEVIEW? 401 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,133 IT'S... UH... IT'S, UM... 402 00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,800 YOUR ANSWER, BELLEVIEW? 403 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:10,133 NORTH AMERICAN FREE TRADE AGREEMENT. 404 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,400 [RADIO STATIC] 405 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,067 IT'S THE, UH... 406 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:17,933 Man: YEAH, WELCOME TO MEGA BURGER. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN...? 407 00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,467 I THINK WE'RE PICKING UP RADIO INTERFERENCE 408 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,767 FROM THE MEGA BURGER DRIVE-THROUGH. 409 00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:25,600 MR. PARKER, YOU BUZZED IN. 410 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,633 WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER? 411 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,800 NORTH AMERICAN FREE TRADE AGREEMENT! 412 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,540 Man: YEAH, YOU WANT CHEESE ON THAT BURGER? 413 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,533 UH, "YOU WANT CHEESE ON THAT BURGER"? 414 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,400 UH... NO. THANK YOU. 415 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,633 BUSHMONT, IT'S TO YOU. 416 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:43,100 NORTH AMERICAN FREE TRADE AGREEMENT. 417 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,200 CORRECT! 418 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,267 [APPLAUSE] 419 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,900 NEXT QUESTION: 420 00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:50,933 WHAT YEAR WAS THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS FOUGHT? 421 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,100 BELLEVIEW? 422 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,533 1066! 423 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,167 Man: OK, YOUR TOTAL COMES TO $23.64. 424 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,367 2364? 425 00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:05,967 I'M SORRY, BUT THAT YEAR 426 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:08,333 HASN'T HAPPENED YET. 427 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,233 BUSHMONT? 428 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,433 1066. 429 00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,167 CORRECT! 430 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,567 DRAKE?! 431 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:19,500 UH... TIME-OUT, PLEASE. TIME? 432 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:21,500 NO, YOU CANNOT CALL A TIME-OUT. 433 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,233 WE'LL BE TAKING A SHORT TIME-OUT. 434 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:32,400 THIS COMPETITION WILL RESUME IN 3 MINUTES. 435 00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,767 HE GAVE HIM A 20. 436 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,100 DRAKE, ARE YOU OK? 437 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,500 I TOLD YOU: BOYS CAN'T BE HANDSOME AND SMART! 438 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,133 LOOK, I'll BE RIGHT BACK. 439 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,100 UHH! 440 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,300 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 441 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,400 WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? HELPING YOU CHEAT! 442 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,976 WELL, YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB! 443 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,900 OH, IT'S MY FAULT MEGA BURGER'S HAVING 444 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,900 A SALE ON CURLY FRIES? 445 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 I CAN'T CONTROL RADIO INTERFERENCE! 446 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,633 WHY DIDN'T YOU PULL UP YOUR ANTENNA? 447 00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:00,833 I'll PULL YOUR ANTENNA! 448 00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:02,300 LOOK, YOU LISTEN TO ME! I... 449 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,667 YOU LISTEN TO ME! I QUIT! 450 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,367 I'M OUTTA HERE! GOOD-BYE! 451 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,700 FINE! NEXT TIME YOU GET YOUR FOOT STUCK IN THE TOILET, 452 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,067 I'M FLUSHING! 453 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,433 HEY! HOW'S EVERYONE? 454 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:17,467 DRAKE, WE'VE BEEN TALKING, 455 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,200 AND WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF... 456 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,400 IF YOU COULD JUST KEEP YOUR BIG BAZOO SHUT! 457 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,833 WE WILL HANDLE IT FROM HERE. 458 00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:28,400 JUST PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE BUZZER. 459 00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,200 Host: AND WE'RE BACK. 460 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,633 THE SCORE IS TIED AT 19 ALL. 461 00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:36,067 THE TEAM THAT ANSWERS THE NEXT QUESTION CORRECTLY 462 00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:38,300 WINS THE MATCH. 463 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,933 IN THE CATEGORY OF CHEMISTRY, 464 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:45,533 NAME ANY 3 OF THE 6 NOBLE GASES. 465 00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:47,133 5 SECONDS. 466 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:53,633 3... 2... 1... BELLEVIEW? 467 00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:56,733 UH... HELIUM, NEON, AND XENON! 468 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,067 THAT IS CORRECT! 469 00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:00,067 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 470 00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:03,533 WE WON! 471 00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:05,100 YOU'RE BRILLIANT! 472 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,067 YEAH... 473 00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,133 COME HERE. 474 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:17,533 DRAKE, WHAT...? 475 00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:19,400 MICHELLE, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 476 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,167 WHAT? 477 00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:22,733 I'M NOT AS BRAINY AS YOU THINK I AM. 478 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,067 BUT YOU JUST... TRUST ME. 479 00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:26,067 I DON'T KNOW WHO MARK TWAIN IS, 480 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:28,567 AND I HATE FOREIGN FILMS. 481 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:30,409 THE ONLY REASON I KNEW THE NAMES OF THOSE GASES 482 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:31,476 IS 'CAUSE MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME 483 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,167 IN AN ALL-NIGHT STUDY SESSION. 484 00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:36,200 YOU STUDIED ALL NIGHT FOR THE ACADEMIC BOWL? 485 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:39,067 NO, I DID IT TO IMPRESS YOU. 486 00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:42,367 DRAKE, I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF GRADES YOU GET. 487 00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:44,733 I LIKE YOU. 488 00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:46,267 YEAH? 489 00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:48,067 HOW MUCH? 490 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,267 YOU TELL ME. 491 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:12,909 DRAKE, I'M REALLY SORRY. JOSH, I'M REALLY SORRY. 492 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,733 NO, NO. 493 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:16,333 I WENT KIND OF CRAZY BACK THERE. 494 00:23:16,433 --> 00:23:18,500 YOU HAD EVERY RIGHT TO GO CRAZY, MAN. 495 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,143 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE MADE YOU CHEAT FOR ME. 496 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,367 OK. IT WAS YOUR FAULT. 497 00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,667 BUT I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. 498 00:23:26,767 --> 00:23:27,967 KIWI? UP HIGH. 499 00:23:30,933 --> 00:23:34,067 YOU KNOW WHAT? SINCE YOU ARE SUCH AN AWESOME BROTHER, 500 00:23:34,133 --> 00:23:35,543 I'M GONNA HELP YOU GET BACK AT MEGAN. 501 00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:36,933 SERIOUS? TOTALLY. 502 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,700 WHEN SHE LEAST EXPECTS IT, WE'RE GONNA STRIKE. 503 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,300 COOL! THANKS. 504 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,733 HEY, YOU WANT TO GO PLAY SOME GAMESPHERE? 505 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:45,900 SURE! 506 00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:54,367 MEGAN! 507 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,900 ITALIAN NEW-WAVE CINEMA HAS ALWAYS REMINDED ME 508 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,400 OF THE IMAGERY YOU SEE IN EARLY KUROSAWA FILMS, BECAUSE... 509 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,333 [THINKING] WOW. SHE'S REALLY SMART. 510 00:24:07,433 --> 00:24:09,833 AND SO HOT. 511 00:24:09,933 --> 00:24:12,333 WAIT... SHE MIGHT NOTICE I'M NOT LISTENING. 512 00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:13,767 BETTER ACT LIKE I AM. 513 00:24:13,867 --> 00:24:16,067 I'll NOD. YEAH! 514 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,900 WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE. 515 00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:22,567 BOYS CAN'T BE HANDSOME AND SMART! 516 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:23,900 WHAT? 517 00:24:24,067 --> 00:24:25,333 I LOVE YOU! 518 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:27,833 ERIC! 519 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,433 MMM!