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Josh: YA KNOW? I HATE IT WHEN.

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DRAKE GETS ME INTO "SITUATIONS."

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Drake: I LOVE GETTIN' JOSH INTO.

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"SITUATIONS."

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Josh: ONE TIME, HE ENTERED ME.

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INTO A CHICKEN
WING-EATING CONTEST.

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Drake: LIKE, ONCE, I ENTERED.

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JOSH INTO A CHICKEN
WING-EATING CONTEST.

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Josh: SO THEY RING THE BELL, AND

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I START SCARFIN' DOWN CHICKEN

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WINGS AS FAST AS I CAN.

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Drake: I SWEAR JOSH WOULDA WON.

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Josh: BUT THE CONTEST GOT.

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STOPPED WHEN THESE CRAZY PEOPLE

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SHOWED UP TO PROTEST.

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Drake: BUT THE CONTEST GOT.

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STOPPED BY THE P.F.C.R.

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Josh: THE PEOPLE FOR CHICKENS'

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RIGHTS. THEY WERE VERY UPSET.

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Drake: THEY WERE SO MAD, THEY.

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THREW JOSH IN A LAKE.

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Josh: I WAS THROWN INTO A LAKE.

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Drake: I JUMPED IN AND HELPED.

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HIM SWIM TO SHORE.

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Josh: I WAS MOIST AND ANGRY.

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Drake: I ATE SOME OF THE.

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LEFTOVER CHICKEN WINGS.

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Josh: THERE WERE 3 THINGS I.

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LEARNED THAT DAY.

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Drake: I LEARNED A
FEW THINGS THAT DAY.

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Josh: NUMBER ONE...
THE PEOPLE FOR.

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CHICKENS' RIGHTS? CRA-ZY.

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Drake: THE P.F.C.R...
OUTTA CONTROL.

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Josh: NUMBER 2...
DRAKE CAN GET ME.

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MIXED UP IN SOME
PRETTY INSANE SITUATIONS.

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Drake: JOSH... NOT THE BEST.

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SWIMMER. AND LAST...

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Both: CHICKEN
WINGS? PRETTY GOOD.

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Man on TV: AND 3... AND 4...

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AND 5. DON'T FORGET TO BREATHE.

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Josh: NOW YA TELL ME!

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Drake: WHAT'S UP?

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Josh: HEY, JUST WORKIN' OUT.

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Drake: WHY? MEGAN BEAT YA AT.

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ARM-WRESTLING AGAIN?

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Josh: IT WAS A TIE! HEY,

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CHECK OUT MY
BICEP. HOW'S IT FEEL?

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Drake: KINDA LIKE A PLASTIC BAG.

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FILLED WITH PUDDING.

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Josh: CUTE.

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WHAT'S THAT?

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Drake: POTATO LAUNCHER.

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Josh: WHERE'D YA GET
A POTATO LAUNCHER?

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Drake: TOY STORE.

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Josh: IT SAYS HERE IT'S FOR.

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CHILDREN AGES 6 TO 12.

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WHY DID YOU BUY THIS?

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Drake: IT LAUNCHES
POTATOES UP TO 50 FEET.

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Josh: WELL, THEN.

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Megan: ALL RIGHT, IT
IS FREEZING UPSTAIRS.

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Drake: WHOA, WHOA. WHAT DO YOU.

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THINK YOU'RE DOING?

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Megan: TURNING DOWN THE AIR.

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CONDITIONING SO I
DON'T FREEZE TO DEATH.

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Drake: YEAH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.

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Josh: YEAH, WE LIKE
IT COLD UP HERE.

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Megan: WELL, I DON'T.

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Drake: TOO BAD,
THE THERMOSTAT'S.

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IN OUR ROOM.

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Josh: SO KNIT YOURSELF.

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A SWEATER, LITTLE GIRL.

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Megan: YOU KNOW
WHAT I'D RATHER KNIT?

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Josh: WHAT?

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Megan: A STUPID BAG SO I COULD.

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STUFF YOU IN IT AND SELL YOU IN

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A CONVENIENT POUCH.

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Drake: I'D BUY
ONE. I'll GO PLAY.

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WITH MY POTATO.

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[TURNS VOLUME BACK UP]

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Man on TV: OK, NOW WE'RE GONNA.

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MOVE ON TO THE HEAVY STUFF.

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LET'S GET READY
TO DO A DEAD LIFT.

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Josh: READY.

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Man: AND SQUAT.

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Josh: SQUATTIN'.

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Man: GRIP.

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Josh: GRIPPIN'.

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Man: AND LIFT.

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[GRUNTING]

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AND HOLD IT...
HOLD IT... HOLD IT.

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[SCREAMING]

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Drake: IT WORKS.

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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,

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BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY,

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IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

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SEE WHAT'S INSIDE,

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IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,

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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,

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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
OVER YOUR SHOULDER

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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

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I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP

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WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND

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OOH ♪

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Megan: MOM, THERE'S
A BUG ON THE WALL.

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Audrey: JOSH, GO KILL THE BUG.

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Josh: GO KILL THE BUG.

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Drake: I DON'T
WANNA KILL THE BUG.

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Walter: JOSH, SHE
ASKED YOU TO DO IT.

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GET UP AND GO SQUISH THAT BUG.

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Audrey: RIGHT NOW.

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Josh: OK.

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Audrey: OK, WHAT
UP WITH THE CANE?

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Josh: UH, THIS?
UH... I USE IT TO.

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KILL BUGS AND WHATNOT.

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SEE?

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Audrey: JOSH!

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Walter: WHAT'S THE
MATTER WITH YOU?

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Josh: I DON'T KNOW.
THIS HOUSE IS TILTED.

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Megan: NO. JOSH
CRUSHED HIS FOOT.

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AND REFUSES TO GO TO A HOSPITAL.

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Audrey: YOU WHAT?

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Walter: LET'S GET HIS SHOE OFF.

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Josh: LOOK, DON'T EVEN WORRY.

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ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? I'M... I'M

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SURE IT'S FINE. IT DOESN'T

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REALLY EVEN HURT ANYMORE!

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Walter: OH, MY! JOSH!

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Megan: COOL.

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Drake: IT LOOKS LIKE
MOM'S MEATLOAF.

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WHICH TASTES SO GOOD.

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Audrey: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

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Drake: HE DROPPED
A BARBELL ON IT.

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Josh: YEAH, AFTER YOU
SHOT ME WITH A POTATO.

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Audrey: A POTATO?

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Drake: IT'S A LONG STORY.

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Walter: WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL US ABOUT THIS?

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Josh: BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF.

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HOSPITALS, ALL RIGHT?!

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Walter: OH, COME ON.

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Audrey: DO YOU KNOW HOW
SERIOUS THIS COULD BE?

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Walter: YOU COULD
LOSE THAT FOOT.

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Josh: BUT I LOVE THIS FOOT!

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Audrey: COME ON, WE HAVE TO GET.

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HIM TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW.

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Megan: IF THEY HAVE TO REMOVE.

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HIS FOOT, CAN I HAVE IT?

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Walter: NO!

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Josh: WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

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Audrey: THEY HAVE TO
DEVELOP THE X-RAYS.

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Josh: I HATE THIS PLACE.

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Audrey: JUST BE PATIENT.

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GET IT?

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"PATIENT"? HA HA HA HA HA!

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AH, WHY DO I TRY?

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Walter: SERIOUSLY, JOSH,

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I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO

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FREAKED OUT BY HOSPITALS.

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Doctor: HURRY! HURRY!

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SOMETHING'S GONE WRONG!

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CODE RED! CODE RED!

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Woman: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?!

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Doctor: I DON'T KNOW!

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Josh: I'M OUTTA HERE.

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Audrey: LOOK, HERE COMES DRAKE.

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WITH YOUR FROZEN YOGURT.

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Josh: GOOD. DID THEY
HAVE FRENCH VANILLA?

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Drake: YEP.

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Josh: IT'S EMPTY.

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Drake: YEAH.

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Josh: HEADACHES!

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Doctor: HI, SORRY TO
KEEP YOU ALL WAITING.

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Walter: THAT'S OKAY, DOCTOR.
Audrey: HOW DO HIS X-RAYS LOOK?

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Doctor: WELL, NOT SO GOOD.

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Megan: ARE YOU GONNA
HAVE TO CUT OFF HIS FOOT?

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Doctor: NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

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SERIOUS. BUT HIS FOOT WILL

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REQUIRE A BIT OF SURGERY.

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Josh: SEE YA.

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Audrey: STOP THAT.

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SO, HE REALLY NEEDS SURGERY?

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Doctor: YES, IF HE
WANTS TO HAVE.

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COMPLETE MOBILITY OF HIS

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LEFT FOOT, WE WILL
HAVE TO OPERATE.

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Walter: WILL YOU BE
DOING THE PROCEDURE?

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Doctor: NO, WE'LL GET
HIM A FOOT SPECIALIST.

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Josh: SPECIALIST?!

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Audrey: AND WHEN DOES THIS.

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SURGERY TAKE PLACE?

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Doctor: A FEW HOURS.

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[JOSH SQUEALS] Doctor:
I'll HAVE A NURSE CHECK.

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HIM INTO A ROOM.

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Josh: AW, THEY'RE
GONNA CARVE ME.

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UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS HAM.

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Drake: RELAX. SHE
SAID IT WASN'T SERIOUS.

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Audrey: YOU'LL BE FINE.

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NOW, LISTEN, YOUR FATHER IS

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GONNA STAY HERE WITH YOU

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WHILE I TAKE MEGAN HOME.

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Josh: ACTUALLY, DAD, COULD YOU.

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RUN HOME AND PICK ME UP, LIKE,

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A COUPLE MAGAZINES AND MY

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LAPTOP? YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I'M

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GONNA BE WAITING
AROUND FOR A WHILE.

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Walter: YOU GOT IT, KID.

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Audrey: MEGAN, DON'T YOU.

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WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO

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YOUR BROTHER BEFORE YOU GO?

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Megan: I HOPE YA DON'T DIE.

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Josh: LOVE YOU, TOO.

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MAN, I'M SCARED.

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Drake: DON'T BE SCARED, MAN.

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LOOK, I'M GONNA STAY RIGHT
HERE WITH YOU, OK? YOU GOT

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NOTHING TO WORRY
ABOUT. [BEEPING]

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OH. HANG ON A SECOND.

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GOT A TEXT MESSAGE.

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WHOA, ARIANI JUST INVITED ME

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OVER TO GO NIGHT SWIMMING.

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Josh: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

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YOU'RE JUST GONNA
LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE?

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Drake: ARIANI. NIGHT SWIMMING.

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DUDE, I GOTTA GO.

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Doctor: ALL RIGHT, STUDENT.

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NURSES. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A 5

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MINUTE BREAK AND THEN CONTINUE

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WITH OUR TOUR.

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Drake: I'M GONNA STAY.

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RIGHT HERE WITH YA, MAN.

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Josh: "ONCE THE FOOT IS DRAINED,

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THE SURGEON MUST CAREFULLY AND

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SLOWLY SCRAPE THE
METATARSAL BONES."

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WOOZY!

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Drake: GOOD AFTERNOON.

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Josh: OH, HEY, DOC.

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LOOK, I WAS JUST ON THE

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INTERNET, READING ABOUT FOOT

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SURGERY, AND I WANTED TO

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ASK YOU A COUPLE
QUESTIONS... Drake: YES?

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Josh: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!

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Drake: PLAYING DOCTOR.

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Josh: PLAYING?!

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Drake: YEAH. DUDE, THIS.

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HOSPITAL'S LIKE CRAWLING
WITH CUTE NURSES.

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Josh: SO? THEY'RE ALL LIKE.

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IN THEIR TWENTIES. THEY
DON'T WANT TO GO OUT

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WITH SOME GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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Drake: EXACTLY. SO I FOUND THIS.

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CLOSET WITH DOCTOR'S STUFF,

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PUT IT ON, AND IN THE PAST

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HALF-HOUR, I'VE MADE LIKE 4

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DATES WITH THE HOTTEST NURSES.

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Josh: WHAT?!

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Drake: WHAT?

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Josh: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

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Drake: SURE I CAN.

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LOOK. MICHELLE'S THURSDAY,

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KRISTEN'S FRIDAY,
LATEESHA'S SATURDAY. OW!

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YOU HURT ME WITH A SANDWICH.

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Josh: COME HERE!

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YOU CAN'T IMPERSONATE A DOCTOR!

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IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!

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Drake: I'M NOT
"IMPERSONATING" A.

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DOCTOR. I'M
PRETENDING TO BE ONE.

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Josh: PRETENDING TO
BE A DOCTOR IS ILLEGAL!

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IF THEY CATCH YOU,

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THEY WILL PUT YOU IN JAIL.

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Drake: OH. I WOULD
NOT DO WELL IN JAIL.

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Josh: YEAH!

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Drake: THAT'S OK. I'll.

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JUST TAKE THE
DOCTOR'S STUFF OFF AND...

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Dr. Carlson: JOSH NICHOLS?

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HELLO THERE. I'M DR. CARLSON.

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I'll BE DOING THE SURGERY ON.

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YOUR FOOT IN A FEW HOURS, SO I

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THOUGHT I'D STOP BY
TO SAY... OH, I'M SORRY.

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I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS

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INTERRUPTING. DOCTOR.

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Drake: DOCTOR.

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Dr. Carlson: I DON'T THINK.

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WE'VE MET BEFORE.

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Drake: UH... RIGHT, RIGHT.

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YOU SEE, I'M JUST FILLING IN.

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Dr. Carlson: JUST FILLING IN?

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JUST FILLING IN?

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OH, MY GOODNESS! OF COURSE!

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YOU'RE DR. NUSSBAUM?!

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Drake: YES. YES,
I'M DR. PUS-BAUM.

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Josh: NUSSBAUM.

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Drake: NUSSBAUM.

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IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU.
Dr. Carlson: WELL, NO, NO,

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BELIEVE ME. IT'S A PLEASURE FOR

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ME TO MEET YOU. JUST...

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STUDENTS, PLEASE. PLEASE, COME

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IN HERE! ALL OF YOU. ALL OF

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YOU. COME ON IN. STUDENTS,

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MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO DR.

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ELLIOT NUSSBAUM, THE
YOUNGEST SURGEON TO EVER

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GRADUATE FROM
HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL.

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Drake: REALLY?! I MEAN, YES.

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THAT IS WHAT I DID.

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Dr. Carlson: WE WEREN'T.

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EXPECTING YOU UNTIL TONIGHT.

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Drake: OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU.

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LOSE TRACK OF TIME WHEN YOU'RE

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SO BUSY SAVING THE LIVES.

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Dr. Carlson: INDEED. ALL OF.

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THESE ARE MEDICAL
STUDENTS AT U.C.L.A.

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Drake: AH.

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Dr. Carlson: WOULD YOU MIND.

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TELLING THEM YOUR
INCREDIBLE STORY?

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Drake: WELL... EXCUSE ME. THEY.

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WANT TO HEAR MY STORY.

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Josh: I'D TELL 'EM YOUR STORY.

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Drake: INTERESTING. UH...

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Dr. Carlson: OH, I'M SORRY. I.

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SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT YOU

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DON'T WANT TO
APPEAR BRAGGADOCIOS.

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Drake: YES. "BRAGAGADOCIOS."

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I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

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Dr. Carlson: AT THE AGE OF 13,

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DR. NUSSBAUM GRADUATED FROM

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HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL.

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Drake: RIGHT.

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Dr. Carlson: BY 15, HE WAS.

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PUBLISHED IN THE NEW ENGLAND

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JOURNAL OF MEDICINE.

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Drake: SURE.

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Dr. Carlson: AND TO THINK THAT.

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YOU GREW UP IN
KANSAS ON A CORN FARM.

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Drake: AH, YES. WE GREW ALL.

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KINDS OF CORN THERE. ON THE COB,

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POPPED, CREAMED.

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Dr. Carlson: HA HA HA HA! OH!

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THAT'S THAT NUSSBAUM SENSE OF

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HUMOR THAT WE'VE
HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT.

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Drake: UH, YES. WELL, I SHOULD.

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BE GOING NOW. SO MANY...
Dr. Carlson: WAIT JUST A MINUTE.

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DOCTOR, I'M JUST ABOUT

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TO PERFORM A FOOT PROCEDURE ON

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A FEMALE PATIENT OF MINE.

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Drake: AH, YES! FEMALE.

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Dr. Carlson: AND THE DOCTORS IN.

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TRAINING HERE WOULD BENEFIT

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00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,909
SO MUCH MORE BY WATCHING YOU DO

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IT THAN MYSELF.

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Drake: OH, NO, NO, NO.
Dr. Carlson: NO, NO, NO.

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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

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IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO WATCH

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A GENIUS LIKE YOURSELF
PERFORM SURGERY.

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Drake: NO, REALLY, I CAN'T.

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Dr. Carlson: WHY NOT?

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Drake: I DON'T KNOW HOW.

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Dr. Carlson: HA HA HA HA HA!

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A BRILLIANT SURGEON AND FUNNY!

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OH, SCORE ANOTHER
ONE FOR NUSSBAUM.

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Drake: NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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I REALLY HAVE TO GO.
Dr. Carlson: OH, NO, NO, NO,

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SIR. YOU ARE IN FOR SUCH A

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TREAT. YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE

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GENIUS PERFORM SURGERY!

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RIGHT THIS WAY.

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WE WON'T TAKE NO FOR A...

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Drake: NO, SIR, I... I CAN'T.

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Dr. Carlson: THERE WE GO.

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Drake: ANY ADVICE?

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Josh: FOR THE SURGERY OR PRISON?

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Dr. Carlson: DOCTOR! THIS WAY.

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Drake: OHHHHH.

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Walter: PARDON ME, NURSE?

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Nurse: YES? Walter:
COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT.

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TIME MY SON'S SURGERY
IS SUPPOSED TO START?

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HIS NAME IS JOSH NICHOLS.

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Nurse: OH, I'M SORRY.

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HE PASSED AWAY.

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Walter: WHAT?!

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Nurse: OH, WAIT.

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JOSH NICHOLS.

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HIS SURGERY DOESN'T BEGIN

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FOR A COUPLE MORE HOURS.

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Walter: THANKS.

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Nurse: SURE.

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Dr. Carlson: THE OPERATING ROOM.

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IS RIGHT THIS WAY, DOCTOR.

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Drake: OH, YOU KNOW, I REALLY.

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THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE

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PERFORMING THIS OPERATION.

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Dr. Carlson: AND
MISS THE CHANCE.

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TO LEARN FROM A DOCTOR LIKE YOU?

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OH, NO. THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY

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OF A LIFETIME. RIGHT THIS WAY.

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Drake: UHH!

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Dr. Carlson: RIGHT THIS
WAY, DR. NUSSBAUM.

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Drake: YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S.

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REALLY NICE THAT YOU
WANT ME TO... UHHH...

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WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

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Surgeon: I HOPE IT'S
OK, DR. NUSSBAUM, BUT.

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WHEN THE HOSPITAL STAFF FOUND

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OUT THAT YOU WERE PERFORMING

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THE SURGERY, WELL, EVERYONE

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00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:23,576
WANTED TO OBSERVE.

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Drake: WOW. HOW GREAT.

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00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:27,043
SO, FOOT SURGERY, HUH?

402
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,044
WHAT ARE WE TALKIN' ABOUT?

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00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,076
AN INGROWN TOENAIL OR SOMETHING?

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00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,709
Dr. Carlson: NO, NO.

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THIS PATIENT REQUIRES MAJOR

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RECONSTRUCTION OF THE FOOT.

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Drake: MAJOR?

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00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:36,943
Dr. Carlson: YES. SHE GOT THAT.

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00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:41,243
RIGHT FOOT GOT CAUGHT
IN A FOOD PROCESSOR.

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Drake: WHAT WAS SHE MAKING?!

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Dr. Carlson: I DON'T KNOW.

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00:15:45,367 --> 00:15:48,709
BUT BOY, IT MAKES
YOU THINK, DOESN'T IT?

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00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:51,109
WELL, SHALL WE SCRUB UP?

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00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:51,944
Drake: OH, I'M COOL.

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00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:53,609
I TOOK A SHOWER LAST NIGHT.

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Dr. Carlson: HA HA HA HA!

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00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:04,876
MY GOD, MAN, YOU
ARE A JOKE MACHINE.

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Drake: YEAH.

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00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,643
Audrey: MEGAN!

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00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:25,776
Megan: YES, MOMMY?

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00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,043
Audrey: WHERE ARE YOU?

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00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:31,843
Megan: UM... HANG ON.

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I'M IN DRAKE AND JOSH'S ROOM.

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Audrey: THERE YOU ARE.

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00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:37,744
DON'T YOU WANT DINNER?

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I ORDERED CHINESE.

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00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,409
Megan: OH, COOL. SURE.

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00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,476
Audrey: UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

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00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,676
IN THE BOYS' ROOM?

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00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,843
Megan: OH, I JUST WANTED TO.

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00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,276
CLEAN UP A LITTLE, MAKE SURE

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EVERYTHING'S NICE FOR JOSH WHEN

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HE GETS HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL.

434
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,443
Audrey: YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK.

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00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:55,643
JOSH HAS ANY IDEA HOW LUCKY

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00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,843
HE IS TO HAVE A
LITTLE SISTER LIKE YOU.

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00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:58,777
Megan: IT'S OK.

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00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,600
HIS HAPPINESS IS MY REWARD.

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00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,743
Dr. Carlson: ANYTIME
YOU'RE READY, DOCTOR.

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00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:37,676
Drake: OK.

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00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,477
Anesthesiologist: WHY DON'T.

442
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,843
YOU START THE OPERATION ALREADY?

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00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:41,609
Drake: RIGHT. UH...

444
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:44,143
I WILL FIRST BEGIN BY MAKING

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A SMALL INCISION BY
THE BIG TOE BONE...

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Josh: HELLO, EVERYONE!

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00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,043
SORRY I AM LATE!

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00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,909
Dr. Carlson: EXCUSE
ME, WHO ARE YOU?

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00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,909
Josh: HA HA HA! I AM DR.

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VISHI-SWOZ.

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Dr. Carlson: DR. VISHI-SWOZ?

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I'M AFRAID I'VE
NEVER HEARD OF...

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Drake: YES! DOCTOR, I'VE BEEN.

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WAITING FOR YOU.

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00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,343
Dr. Carlson: YOU
KNOW EACH OTHER?

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00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:09,443
Josh: INDEED.
DR. NUSSBAUM AND I.

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STUDIED TOGETHER AT
THE COLLEGE OF HARVARD.

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Drake: YEAH. YOU SEE, DR.

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VISHI... Josh: SWOZ...

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Drake: SWOZ IS
ACTUALLY MY ASSISTANT.

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00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,909
Josh: I PREFER TO BE.

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THOUGHT OF AS A COLLEAGUE.

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Drake: COLLEAGUE, ASSISTANT.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
Josh: WELL, IT MAKES A.

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DIFFERENCE TO MY MOTHER!

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Anesthesiologist: WE MUST
BEGIN THE SURGERY BEFORE.

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THE ANESTHESIA WEARS OFF!

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00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:33,709
Dr. Carlson: YES, DOCTOR.
WE REALLY NEED TO BE...

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00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,476
Josh: OH, OK, BUT BEFORE WE.

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START THE SURGERY, I MUST

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SPEAK TO DR. NUSSBAUM PRIVATELY.

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00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:40,876
Josh: AH, RIGHT. YOU SEE,
WE ALWAYS CHAT BEFORE I...

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Josh: OK. EXCUSE US, PLEASE!

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00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,643
HAVE YOU COMPLETELY
LOST YOUR MIND!?

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00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,276
Drake: WHAT?! Josh:
YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GONNA.

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00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,476
OPERATE ON A PERSON?!

477
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,309
Drake: WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?!

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Josh: TELL THEM YOU'RE
NOT A REAL SURGEON!

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Drake: DON'T YOU THINK I WANT
TO?! MAN, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT.

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TOLD ME I COULD GET ARRESTED FOR

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PRETENDING TO BE A DOCTOR.

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YOU TELL ME HOW
TO GET OUT OF THIS!

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Josh: OK.

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00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,543
ALL RIGHT. JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.

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00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:08,176
HA HA HA! OKEY-DOKEY.

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00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,043
DR. NUSSBAUM IS READY FOR TO

487
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,409
DO THE SURGERY
ON THE FOOT PERSON.

488
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,753
Drake: I AM?
Dr. Carlson: YOU ARE.

489
00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:18,276
Drake: I AM. OK...

490
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:21,043
WELL, I'll BEGIN BY MAKING A.

491
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:24,443
SMALL INCISION RIGHT HERE

492
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:31,143
BY THE TICKLE NERVE. HERE I GO.

493
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:33,776
Josh: I KISSED YOUR WIFE.

494
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,843
Drake: WHAT?

495
00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:39,076
Josh: I KISSED YOUR WIFE.

496
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,909
Nurse: DOCTOR
NUSSBAUM'S MARRIED?

497
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:42,043
Josh: OH, YES!

498
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:43,609
Nurse: BUT HE ASKED ME OUT!

499
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,809
Second nurse: HE ASKED ME OUT!

500
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:47,643
Third nurse: HE
MADE OUT WITH ME!

501
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:51,243
Dr. Carlson: NUSSBAUM, YOU DOG.

502
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:55,643
IS THERE ANYTHING
THIS GUY CAN'T DO?

503
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:56,577
Anesthesiologist:
I WISH HE'D DO.

504
00:19:56,601 --> 00:19:58,109
THIS SURGERY!

505
00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,876
Dr. Carlson: YES, DOCTOR.
WE REALLY NEED TO GET...

506
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,576
Drake: YOU KISSED MY WIFE?!

507
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,209
Josh: I CAN'T
HELP IT. SHE IS SO.

508
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:04,943
PRETTY AND SWEET SMELLING.

509
00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:05,976
Drake: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU,

510
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,709
AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH TOGETHER AT HARVARD?!

511
00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:09,076
Josh: WELL, I AM JUST A MAN!

512
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,476
Drake: YEAH. A MAN
WHO KISSED MY WIFE!

513
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,244
Dr. Carlson: DOCTOR, I REALIZE.

514
00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:12,476
THIS IS AN AWKWARD MOMENT,

515
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,043
Drake: I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU, VISHI-SWOZ!

516
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:15,176
Josh: WELL, IT IS YOUR FAULT!

517
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:15,977
Drake: MY FAULT?!

518
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,009
Josh: YES! YOU DO NOT
SATISFY HER NEEDS.

519
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:20,076
Drake: DON'T YOU TELL
ME ABOUT MY WIFE!

520
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:20,877
Josh: OH, I WILL TELL YOU.

521
00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:21,943
SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR WIFE, AND

522
00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:22,777
THIS IS WHAT IT IS.

523
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,309
Drake: YOU KNOW, I
OUGHT TO PUNCH YOU, MAN!

524
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:25,976
Josh: SO, YOU PUNCH ME.
I WILL PUNCH YOU BACK!

525
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,509
Drake: NO! HEY, DON'T
YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!

526
00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:28,444
Josh: I AM WALKING AWAY!

527
00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:29,809
Drake: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY.

528
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,009
WIFE! I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S BEEN

529
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,900
GOING ON, VISHI-SWOZ!

530
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,200
Patient: IS MY FOOT FIXED?

531
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,309
Drake: HUG ME BROTHAH!

532
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,409
MAN, YOU WERE GREAT!

533
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:48,643
Josh: YEAH. YOU TOO, BRO!

534
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,743
Drake: "VISHI-SWOZ?"

535
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:50,577
Josh: IT'S A SOUP!

536
00:20:50,601 --> 00:20:52,309
Drake: I MUST TRY SOME.

537
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,509
Josh: WE BETTER GET
ALL THIS STUFF OFF.

538
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:55,310
Drake: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. HEY.

539
00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:57,743
HERE. GIMME. MAN, YOU BETTER GET

540
00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:58,477
OFF THAT FOOT.

541
00:20:58,501 --> 00:20:59,709
Josh: YEAH. NO DOUBT.

542
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:03,143
THE LITTLE PANTS.

543
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:04,309
OK, BAD FOOT, BAD FOOT.

544
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:05,077
Drake: SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

545
00:21:05,101 --> 00:21:11,309
Josh: 1, 2, 3, GO!
I'M ALL RIGHT.

546
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,376
Drake: LOOK, MAN, I'M REALLY.

547
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,676
SORRY ABOUT MAKING
YOU BREAK YOUR FOOT.

548
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,743
Josh: I'M SORRY I
KISSED YOUR WIFE.

549
00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:18,644
Drake: HOW WAS SHE?

550
00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:21,409
Josh: OH, EXCELLENT.

551
00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:22,177
Dr. Carlson: EXCUSE ME.

552
00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:24,276
Drake: OH. HI, THERE. UM...

553
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,676
LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY

554
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,743
ABOUT THAT ARGUMENT I GOT INTO

555
00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,776
WITH MY ASSISTANT. YOU KNOW HOW

556
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,609
WE DOCTORS CAN BE.

557
00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,043
Dr. Carlson: YES, YES. WELL, I.

558
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,643
WAS ACTUALLY JUST COMING DOWN

559
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,843
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT WHEN I

560
00:21:35,867 --> 00:21:38,733
RAN INTO SOMEBODY
ON THE ELEVATOR.

561
00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:44,209
Drake: WHO'S HE?

562
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:50,543
Dr. Carlson: THIS
IS DR. NUSSBAUM.

563
00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:53,943
Josh: YOU MEAN HE'S AN IMPOSTER?

564
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:57,809
Dr. Carlson: IT WOULD APPEAR SO.

565
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,276
ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU COULD GO

566
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:03,333
TO PRISON FOR
IMPERSONATING A DOCTOR?

567
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,533
[GLASS SHATTERING]

568
00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:27,309
Josh: MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU.

569
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:28,776
JUMPED OUT THAT WINDOW.

570
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,643
Drake: I CAN'T BELIEVE
I BROKE MY ARM.

571
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:32,843
Josh: YEAH, BUT AT LEAST YOU.

572
00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:35,876
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT...

573
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:40,909
UHH! OK. IS IT LIKE
REALLY COLD IN HERE?

574
00:22:40,933 --> 00:22:47,043
Drake: YEAH. LOOK. [EXHALES]

575
00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:49,043
Josh: IT MUST BE
LIKE 40 DEGREES.

576
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,709
Megan: 31 DEGREES AND DROPPING.

577
00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,253
Drake: ALL RIGHT,
MEGAN. WHAT'D YOU DO?

578
00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:54,277
Megan: I JUST MODIFIED THE AIR.

579
00:22:54,301 --> 00:22:55,409
CONDITIONING IN YOUR ROOM.

580
00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:59,743
YOU GUYS DID SAY
YOU LIKE IT COLD, RIGHT?

581
00:22:59,767 --> 00:23:00,943
Josh: YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

582
00:23:00,967 --> 00:23:02,543
Drake: YEAH. WE LOVE IT COLD.

583
00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:03,709
Josh: SO IF YOU
THOUGHT THIS WAS.

584
00:23:03,733 --> 00:23:05,843
GONNA UPSET US, TOO BAD!

585
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:06,810
Drake: DIDN'T WORK.

586
00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:08,043
Josh: SO HA!

587
00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:10,209
Drake: AND HA!

588
00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:12,409
Megan: GOOD. ENJOY THE WEATHER.

589
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,467
BOOBS.

590
00:23:17,867 --> 00:23:19,576
Josh: WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE.

591
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,943
FOILED HER LITTLE PLAN.

592
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,076
Drake: YEAH, SO SHE MADE THE.

593
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,044
ROOM A LITTLE COLD.

594
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,143
LIKE WE CARE.

595
00:23:25,167 --> 00:23:26,443
Josh: WANNA WATCH SOME TV?

596
00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:28,643
Drake: SURE.

597
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:29,444
Character on TV: CAPTAIN,

598
00:23:29,468 --> 00:23:31,600
IT APPEARS WE'VE BEEN ATTACKED.

599
00:23:45,733 --> 00:23:47,043
Josh: DUDE?

600
00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:48,600
Drake: I KNOW.

601
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,209
Drake: AW, HERE, COME ON, MAN.
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL.

602
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,409
Josh: NO, NO. I'll BE FINE.

603
00:23:57,433 --> 00:23:59,309
Drake: COME ON. YOU
SAID IT WAS BROKEN.

604
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:00,876
Josh: OW! I'M NOT GOING TO ANY.

605
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,643
HOSPITAL. LOOK, I'M SURE IT'S

606
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:04,843
JUST A BRUISE.

607
00:24:04,867 --> 00:24:05,710
Drake: MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

608
00:24:05,734 --> 00:24:07,609
HAPPENED. I JUST SHOVED THE

609
00:24:07,633 --> 00:24:09,309
POTATO IN HERE BUT IT WASN'T

610
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:11,943
SUPPOSED TO GO OFF
UNTIL I PRESSED THE...

611
00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:13,043
[THUD]

612
00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:14,909
[POTATO SHOOTER FIRES]

613
00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:17,043
Josh: PFFFT!

614
00:24:17,067 --> 00:24:19,809
Man: MMM!

615
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:20,810
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616
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