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["Attitude" playing]
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♪ Don'’t care what you may say ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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♪ Yeah, we got that PMA ♪
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♪ Hey, we got that PMA ♪
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♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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♪ I don'’t care
What you may say ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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[dog barks]
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Charles!
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Charles, come, come!
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[gasps] Shit.
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[groans]
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Charles, come!
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[groaning continues]
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[Charles yelps, whines]
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[groans]
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You stupid dog.[Charles barking]
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Come! Now!
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[groans, mutters]
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Oh, fuck.
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Charles.
Come here, boy.[snapping fingers]
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Come here, boy.
Come, come.
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Come.
Come here, come here.
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I'’m sorry.
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Can you please help me?
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I need to get in touch
with my daughter.
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Can I borrow your phone?
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Please.
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Please.
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If you were a cat,
you'’d be dead.
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Morris, please,
for God'’s sake.
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Mom, just...
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Okay? Please?
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What'’s it gonna
fucking take, huh?
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You'’re never gonna see
your little girl again.
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Do you understand that?
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The fuck
is wrong with you?
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Okay.
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Hey, Mike D!What up, buddy?
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You know what time it is?[Mike] Yeah, I do.
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Yeah? All right.
Come on, let'’s go.
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[whistles]
Hey, Cruise!
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Come on, buddy!
Get your ass moving!
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I can clearly see your balls,
for God'’s sake!
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Hey, Morris,
is that you?
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Coming at you, buddy.[car horn honks]
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Hey, Sammy!
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Sammy, your ride'’s here!
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Hey, there he is.
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How'’s it going, bud?
You doing all right?
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- Mmm.
- That'’s what
I'’m talking about.
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Get a little snap to it, yeah?
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Hey, look,
today'’s our Monday
accountability meeting.
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Why don'’t you
sit in, yeah?
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[groans] I'’m sorry.
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[spits] I'’m sorry.
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Came here drunk?
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Can'’t have that here.
You understand me?
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- I can'’t have it here.
- Yeah.
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All right, look.
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Yeah, we'’re all here
to get better, right?
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Maybe you sobered up
a little bit with that puke.
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Take any drugs today?
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Not today.
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That'’s nice.
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Okay.
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Look, leave the bag for me
on the front porch.
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All right.
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I'’m gonna check you
for paraphernalia.
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Yeah.
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I'’ll give it to you
at the end of the afternoon.
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[sighs]
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May the Force
be with you, man.
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Come on in, Sammy.
Come here.
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- Buddy.
- I'’m gonna miss you, buddy.
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- Great work.
- We'’ll talk.
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All right.
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["Hyung" playing]
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There he is.
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Let'’s go, Pete!
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- What the fuck, Pete?
- All right,
all right, all right!
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[Dip]
Just fucking read, bro."If I am disturbed,
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it is because I find
some person, place,
thing or situation,
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some fact of my life
as unacceptable to me."
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All right, fellas.
I want you to meet Morris.[scoffs]
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Is Clint Eastwood
gonna tell me to
get off his lawn?
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[laughter]
All right, all right.
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Welcome, Morris.
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Thank you, Jake.
That'’s Jake. That'’s Dip.
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Don'’t take anything
he says seriously.
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That'’s Garvey over
there in the corner.
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We got Mike D,
we got Cedric,
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Stew, Diego,
Tom Cruise.
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Sammy outside
just graduated.
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Come, Morris.
Everything'’s gonna be okay.
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Make him feel comfortable.[Cedric] Welcome
to the loony bin.
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Hey, sit down.
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Move the chair.
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All right, fellas,
meeting time!
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Garvey, I want you to show him
to you guys'’ room
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- right after the meeting.
- What the fuck, Pete?
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Why'’s he gotta be in my room?
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'’Cause you don'’t
have a roommate.
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[Garvey]
I like being by myself.
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Bullshit, bro.
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[Pete] He doesn'’t mean
any of that, Morris.
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[Garvey]
Packing them in, huh, Pete?
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Profiting off the ill.
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Making the cash, huh?
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Give me that book.
[clears throat]
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"And I can find no serenity
until I accept the person,
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place, thing or situation
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has been exactly the way
it'’s supposed to be
at this moment."
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That is some good shit.
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What do you say, Stewie?
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Good shit.
Good shit.
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Yeah.
That'’s good shit.
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[footsteps approaching]
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You'’re on the bottom.
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I'’m outta here before you
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and then
you'’ll get the top.
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Cycle through.
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You smell that?
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[Garvey inhales deeply]
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Probably something left over
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from the fuckhead who
was in here before you.
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Total weirdo.
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Hung himself.
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Between us,
I'’m okay with it.
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Dude used to keep piss
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in Ziploc bags
under his bed
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and collect
his own eyelashes.
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Annoying as shit.
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I was on the bottom bunk.
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You see how it works?
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[shouts]
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[chattering][bongos drumming]
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[bongos continue drumming][chattering continues]
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[laughing]
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["Dixie Lane" playing]
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♪ Say you'’ll stay here
When you don'’t ♪
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♪ Go to sleep
But then you won'’t ♪
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♪ You speak in onomatopoeia... ♪
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You good?
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Yeah.
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[Jake] So if you go with
the house rules, and the flow,
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do your chores
and don'’t complain,
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it'’s pretty easy.
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You gotta attend five AA
or NA meetings a week.
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We make a big dinner
every night.
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Eventually,
you'’ll get a night.
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But you gotta make
your own breakfast
and lunch.
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When do we get
to leave the house?
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In the beginning,
just for meetings.
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Me, I can go whenever.
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But you?
You'’re here for a while.
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There'’s super good
sobriety here though.
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Dudes are pretty chill.
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[Stew] That'’s right.
That'’s right.
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Dude freaks me out.
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Oh, Stew?
Ladies love Stew.
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Vodka.
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It always starts with booze.
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Then whatever.
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I did K almost daily
for two years.
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Blew a hole in my septum.
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Now boogers go from
one side to the other.
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He started this place
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'’cause he got let go
from another sober living
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for beating up
the program director.
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Those places can be
super shady.
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Feeding off suffering kids
who can'’t get right.
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Making a shit ton of dough.
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No real program.
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Actually counting on
repeat offenders
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and recycling
helpless addicts in and out
like Dip over there.
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Yo, I'’ma be in
and out of your moms, bruh.
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And once
you'’re off restrictions,
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you can almost go anywhere.
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As long as you'’re with
a phase two guy.
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I'’m phase two,
so you can go surfing with me.
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I do surf therapy.
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That'’s what Garvey
was giving Pete
so much shit about?
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Yeah, but that'’s
not Pete though.
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Pete started
this place from scratch
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with a different mindset
on recovery.
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Real solution.
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Changed how
I fucking see the world.
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So your company'’s why
you'’re here.
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Well, they took me off
the roster till I get better.
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Plus I'’ve been blackballed
everywhere else,
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so kind of need them
on my side.
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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How do I get to phase two?
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Thirty days
sober and clean.
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Do your chores.
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Don'’t go missing for hours.
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Don'’t miss any meetings.
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Don'’t pee hot.
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And you'’re good.
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Easy fucking does it.
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[dog barking]
Handle your animal, bro!
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Dirty aliens!
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I'’m gonna fuck y'’all up!
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I'’ll piss on
both of y'’all, son!
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What the fuck'’s
wrong with that guy?[dog howling]
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See this tat
- right here, bro?
- Ohh!
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I actually have a career.
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Oh, yeah? [scoffs]
So you work tomorrow?
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♪ I'’ve been less than lonely
Since you came in ♪
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♪ I'’ve been less than lonely
Since you came in ♪
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[chattering
in distance]
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[person on phone]
I saw the fucking video.
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You are a piece of shit
excuse for a man.
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You know what?
You'’re not even a man.
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And you'’re certainly
not a father.
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Lose my fucking number.
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We are done with you.
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[loud rock music playing] Who wants it?
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Who wants it, motherfucker?
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Who wants to
fucking go, huh?
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Fuck!
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Come at me!
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Where is he?
Who the fuck are you, huh?
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You want some?
You want some, motherfucker?
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[video stops]
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[knocks on door]
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Hey, buddy.
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No phones, man.
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Hand it over.
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Come on.
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You have two phones?
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You have
my work phone.
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[sighs] Any other phones
I gotta worry about?
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You sure?
No bed phone?
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Are you okay?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Well, we got a softball game
in, like, 30.
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Put on some sweatpants
or some shit.
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[sighs]
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[chattering]
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Lob it, chief.[Garvey] Go, buddy.
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- All right!
- Go, Diego!
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[chattering continues]
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[Mike] Come on, Diego!
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Whoo!
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[Jake] Man doing gymnastics.
257
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:25,946
[Pete] There it is.
258
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,209
Come on now.
259
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,429
Come on, Diego!
You got this, baby!
260
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,388
Come on,
put a little boom in it now!
261
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,259
Come on, Diego!
262
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:37,697
[umpire] Out!
263
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,394
Out?
What the fuck?
264
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,048
That was clearly a ball.
265
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,745
One,
Diego never swings.
266
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,095
All right?
He doesn'’t wanna get dirty.
267
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,618
Two,
it'’s a strike.
268
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,273
If the ball hits the plate,
it'’s a strike.
269
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,535
I hate softball.
270
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,494
Well, it was
a good pitch though.
271
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,625
But you'’re right.
272
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,236
Softball
ain'’t baseball.
273
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,977
Definitely not.
274
00:11:57,151 --> 00:12:00,371
My old man had Dodgers
season tickets since the '’80s.
275
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,243
You a fan?
276
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,288
Red Sox.[Jake] Fuck '’em up, Garvey!
277
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,986
[laughs]
Fuckers.
278
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,031
All right, mami, serve
up that titty milk, huh?
279
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,817
[Pete] Come on, Garvey!
280
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,470
[cheering]
There you go, baby!
281
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:13,776
Yeah!
282
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,256
Damn.
283
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,736
Let'’s go, Garvey! Damn.
284
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,128
Yeah, man, he played D1.
285
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,913
He'’s the only
guaranteed run we have.
286
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,524
[umpire] Secret Agents 18,
Sweet Dreams 3!
287
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,005
You guys are terrible.
288
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,485
It'’s not bad.
Only 15 runs this time.
289
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,096
[Mike] Morris.
290
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,794
You'’re up, Chuck.
[chuckles]
I'’m good.
291
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,318
Come on, bro.
It'’s a bad look
not to participate.
292
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,929
Just take
the fucking bat, cool guy.
293
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,626
[Pete]
It'’ll be good for you.
294
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,193
[applause][whoops]
295
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,455
Get out there. Come on.
296
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,938
[Jake] There he goes.
297
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,204
[Mike] Come on now,
you got this!
298
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,685
[Jake] Let'’s go,
Morris, let'’s go!
299
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,253
[Dip] Take your time.
[laughs]
300
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,125
[Cruise]
We have faith in you, man!
301
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,128
[Pete] Come on,
Morris, you got it.
302
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,566
[Jake] Let'’s go, Morris!
303
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,438
[Dip, singsongy]
We want a hitter,
not a drug quitter!
304
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,702
[Mike] Come on now.
305
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,749
[grunts][team cheering]
306
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,577
Go, go, go!
307
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,194
[cheering][applause]
308
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,979
[whistling]
309
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,809
[Dip]
Was not expecting that.
310
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,854
[team laughs]
311
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,510
My kid'’s barely sleeping.
312
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,251
I mean, I volunteered
to handle nights
313
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,905
so my wife could sleep,
314
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,429
but I'’m up every five minutes
until midnight
315
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,473
for the last few days.
316
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:43,692
So last night,
317
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,000
I yelled at him
like Mark Wahlberg in Fear
318
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,916
when he'’s like, "So let me
in the fucking house!"
319
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,961
[group laughs]
And my kid got scared
320
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,181
and I didn'’t even feel bad.
321
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,922
Until I laid back down,
322
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,315
and then I couldn'’t sleep
the rest of the night.
323
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,013
You'’d think
after ten years sober,
324
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,276
I wouldn'’t lose
my shit like this.
325
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,234
With a toddler too.
326
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,237
That'’s all I got, thanks.
327
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,239
[group applauds][person] Thanks, Gary.
328
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,068
Uh, Jake,
let'’s hear from you.
329
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,200
[Jake] Thanks, Miguel.
330
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,723
I'’m Jake. Alcoholic.
331
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,464
Jake![group] Jake!
332
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,553
I really relate to that story
you told right there, Gary.
333
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,251
Seriously, man.
It reminds me of my roommate
over here, Tom Cruise.
334
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,079
I feel the same way
about him, huh, Tom?
335
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,255
[group laughs]
But that'’s all I got.
336
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,431
I want to pass it
to Morris if I can.
337
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,826
[whispers]
It'’s okay, Morris.
338
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,349
Okay, thanks, Jake.
339
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,005
Morris. Alcoholic.
340
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,007
[group] Hey, Morris!
341
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:41,184
I got a DUI once,
so I'’ve been to these before.
342
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,925
Not this meeting, but AA.
343
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,363
I don'’t know,
I fucked up pretty bad.
344
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,975
I went to this work thing,
345
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,629
and I got in a fight
with a coworker'’s husband.
346
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:52,892
And the next thing you know,
347
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,850
I wake up bloody
on a park bench.
348
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,852
[group member] Dude,
you'’re in the right place.
349
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,549
Yeah, the thing is,
350
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,901
I left my eight-year-old
daughter home alone by herself.
351
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,254
And I waited till
she fell asleep,
352
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:10,039
and I was gonna be back
before she woke up,
353
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,520
but I went out
and had a few drinks
354
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,915
and next thing you know,
I wake up on the bench.
355
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,699
I don'’t remember the fight.
356
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:18,918
Nothing.
357
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,007
[chuckles]
358
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,878
No one seemed to care
359
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,011
when I was left home alone
at that same age.
360
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:28,188
But, you know,
different time, I get it.
361
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:35,847
It would'’ve been fine,
but she woke up
362
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,676
and went looking for me.
363
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,027
And then locked herself
out of the house.
364
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,638
Neighbor found her.
365
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,945
Called the cops.
It was a fucking nightmare.
366
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,776
And I can just see
her little face crying.
367
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,475
So scared.
368
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,658
How am I supposed to go to
a party and not drink?
369
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,704
Go to a game or even on a date?
370
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,144
You know, any idea of having
a good time is fucking gone.
371
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,798
And no offense, guys,
372
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,149
but I don'’t want to
end up like you
373
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,194
and have no life
and the only thing
to look forward to
374
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,587
is these fucking meetings.
375
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,458
[group laughs]
376
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,460
That'’s it.
377
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,288
Yeah, Morris!
378
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,030
[group member] Fuck yeah!
379
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:31,468
Uh, let'’s hear from
that crusty guy Frank.
380
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:32,556
[Frank] Oh, fuck you.
381
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,818
Hey, I'’m Frank.
382
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,819
I'’m an alcoholic
and drug addict.
383
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,821
[group] Frank!
384
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,867
Thanks for the meeting, buddy.
385
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,782
Morris,
that takes courage, man.
386
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,305
Good job.
387
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,481
For real. You know,
when I first came in here,
388
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,483
I could not stop
shooting dope.
389
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,398
I did that shit for 25 years
390
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,444
and I was running the biggest
record company in town
391
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,836
at the fucking time too.
392
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,056
Didn'’t matter.
And I had everything.
393
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,623
I had the hot wife,
the cars, the kids.
394
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,885
I had all the toys,
395
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,278
but I was
fucking miserable, man.
396
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,019
I was miserable.
397
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,325
And when I finally had enough
and I decided to get sober,
398
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,719
all those people I worked
with, they thanked me.
399
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,286
They thanked me![group chuckles]
400
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,070
Wow!
401
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,290
My wife--
Well, she'’s my ex-wife now
at that point.
402
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,769
[group laughs]
403
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,771
I fucked that up,
but she fucking thanked me.
404
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,296
It'’s like everybody
knew what a mess
my life was except me.
405
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,906
It took a minute.
406
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,516
I'’m here to tell you
it ain'’t fun out there.
407
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,865
It gets worse.
408
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,693
And the guys in this room
will tell you
409
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,782
this sober shit,
it ain'’t boring.
410
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,002
[group chuckles]
Fuck no!
411
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,396
Look at this fucking guy
slinging dick up there.
412
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,441
[group laughs]
413
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,182
He'’s the best!
414
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,531
You can be just like him!
415
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:35,837
[group laughs]
416
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,404
You'’re gonna
get your life back.
417
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,188
You'’re gonna get
your life back and then some.
418
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:42,496
It'’s like if you get
free here, get clean here,
419
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,106
a whole new world
cracks open.
420
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,239
It just does. It does.
421
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,632
And I thought just like
you think right now.
422
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,025
You know, and I
remember being new.
423
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,114
I remember being
a newcomer sitting there.
424
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,682
I did not want to hear
the shit coming out of
my mouth right now, Morris.
425
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,032
No way. I was thinking,
"Man, fuck this guy.
426
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,642
He doesn'’t know."
427
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,122
You guys are
thinking that right now.
428
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,254
[group laughs]
429
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,517
Fuck this guy
specifically.
430
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,129
So it'’s really up to you
if you want this or not.
431
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,957
It'’s just up to you.
You know?
432
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,828
You can always go back to
doing what you were doing.
433
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,003
What do you have
to lose?
434
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,309
That'’s all I got.
435
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,050
[group member]
Nice. Thank you, Frank!
436
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,530
[group cheers]
437
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,185
[group member] Frankie![group member] Solid.
438
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,925
["Lot Lizard 93"
playing in distance]
439
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,102
[chattering]
Fuck.
440
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:24,973
Jesus.
441
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,848
[song continues playing,
muffled]
442
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,982
[sniffing]
443
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,387
Motherfucker.
444
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,873
It'’s funny?
445
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,048
Think it'’s funny?
446
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,441
Okay, motherfucker.
447
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,965
[urinating]
448
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,709
Dude!
What the hell?
449
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,757
Motherfucker!
You want another broken nose?
450
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,759
Come on, Garvey, chill!
451
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,282
He didn'’t do it!
He didn'’t do it!
452
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,806
[grunting]
The socks are mine!
453
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,591
Stop, Garvey![Diego] Let him go, Garvey!
454
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:18,940
- Why?
- He didn'’t do nothing!
455
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,420
- You fucker!
- Why?
456
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,551
Whoa!
457
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,164
- [Garvey] Fucking pussy.
- What the fuck is going on?
458
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,122
[Jake] I was just...
459
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,168
pushing buttons.
460
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,647
Get it together, boys.
461
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:32,954
You and I will talk later.
462
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,564
You, let'’s chat.
463
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,087
Come on, motherfucker!
464
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,091
You almost got
the new guy killed.
465
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,268
[Pete] Enough of
the fucking pranks, Jake!
466
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,794
[Morris] I cannot live
in that fucking room.
467
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,361
Garvey is a psycho.
468
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,754
And he smells bad.
469
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:51,929
[Pete] All right, I get it.
470
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,583
He has really poor hygiene,
471
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,977
but maybe you could show him
something about self-care.
472
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,198
You know, I feel like
I'’m trapped in here
473
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,982
with a bunch
of underachievers.
474
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,592
I am not them.
475
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,551
I won awards,
for fuck'’s sake.[Pete] Dude.
476
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,206
And I'’m not gonna
pretend like this is all--Dude. Dude!
477
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,078
You were dropped.
478
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,298
Temporarily.
479
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,343
They'’ll bring me back
once I'’m outta here.
480
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,192
[sighs]
481
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,108
You'’re gonna have to
push all this shit aside.
482
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,763
I know how you feel.
483
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,548
Must be hard to find
anything attractive
484
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,637
about this place
with these guys,
485
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,770
but you'’re all here
doing the same thing.
486
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,470
You know that guy Frank
- from the meetings?
- Yeah.
487
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,907
A fucking mogul.
488
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,561
Wound up sleeping in his car.
489
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:00,694
And the sad thing is
490
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,783
most of these guys
are not gonna make it.
491
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,873
Probability is
you'’re not gonna make it.
492
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,744
Hardly anyone stays sober.
493
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,399
How do you think those meetings
stay the same size?
494
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,665
Do you really want this?
495
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,147
Yeah.
496
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,280
Of course, if I ever want
to see my daughter again.
497
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:22,542
No, Morris.
498
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,631
For you. Not for her.
499
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:25,849
For you.
500
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,026
I'’m gonna need you
to dig deep.
501
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,073
Start looking at these guys
and see what they have to offer.
502
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,509
What you did for a living
503
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,990
is much harder
than being clean for 90 days.
504
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:40,908
If they focus on negative shit,
you get negative shit.
505
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,476
I don'’t know.
506
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,521
Maybe cook these guys
dinner one night.
507
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:46,696
They'’ll love it.
508
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,004
Right? I mean,
contribute, be an asset.
509
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,963
Use your big-shot shit
and teach them something.
510
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,794
You do all of that,
it'’ll all fall into place.
511
00:21:57,968 --> 00:21:59,709
I promise.
512
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,278
Yeah.
513
00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:08,718
[phone ringing]
514
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,764
Uh, hang on a second.
515
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:12,548
Yeah, this is Pete.
516
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:17,771
Yeah, that'’s what
I consolidated.
517
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,862
[whispers] Go fuck yourself.
518
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,735
Everything okay?
519
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,477
Yeah, telemarketers.
520
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,914
- Mmm.
- No shame.
521
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,133
What'’s that?
522
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,528
What, the gold glove?
523
00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,617
That'’s our 2015
championship trophy.
524
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,750
It'’s a pretty nice trophy
for softball.
525
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:43,492
Well, we haven'’t taken it
seriously in quite some time.
526
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:48,584
But did I see you having
a good time the other night?
527
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,588
It'’s the only fun I'’ve had.
528
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,156
That'’s something.
529
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:00,770
[Morris] Hey, Shannon.
530
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,425
I know you'’re pissed.
531
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,340
I fucked up
really bad this time.
532
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:06,559
I know this.
533
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:10,127
I was hoping
to talk to Sofie.
534
00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:12,347
I miss her,
and I feel awful.
535
00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:15,045
And I hope you aren'’t
making things worse
536
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,699
than they already are.
537
00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:19,963
I'’m sorry.
I didn'’t mean that.
538
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,706
Anyways,
if you wanna reach me,
539
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,319
it'’s 310-122-0199.
540
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:29,669
It'’s a house phone.
541
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:32,411
I don'’t get my phone
back for a bit.
542
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:35,283
Please.
543
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,894
Talk to you later.
544
00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:39,113
Bye.
545
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,117
["Cochino" playing]
546
00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,427
Cruise.
547
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,212
Here, try that.
548
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:54,998
Mmm, very nice.
549
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,697
Hey, if you need any help,
let me know.
550
00:23:57,871 --> 00:23:59,916
I'’m a pretty good cook.
551
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:02,528
You can do the dishes.
552
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,791
Oh. Okay.[Cruise] You cook?
553
00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:07,141
I'’m sure your girlfriend
really likes that.
554
00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:10,361
[chuckles]
Yeah, no girlfriend.
555
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:12,494
Nice.
556
00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:15,889
Yeah, I usually cook
a big meal for the crew
557
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,891
after I wrap a job.
558
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:20,937
[Cruise] "Crew." Is that
like a caterer chef?
559
00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:22,939
I don'’t know
what you call that.
560
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,941
I'’m a director.
561
00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:26,247
Mostly music videos.
562
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,293
I too was once
a part of the industry.
563
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,295
I was a very
sought-after
underwear model.
564
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,733
[Morris, Mike laugh]
565
00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:35,256
Shut the fuck up.
566
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:37,258
Look.
567
00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:39,478
N-- [laughs]
568
00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:41,741
No fucking way. I--
569
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:46,006
Tom Cruise, right there.
570
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,573
Well, my birth name
is Tom Yodeler.
571
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:49,618
- Oh.
- But the guys started
calling me Tom Cruise
572
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,490
when they found out
about these. [chuckles]
573
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,710
What happened?
574
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,497
Sorry, that sounded shitty.
575
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,238
That'’s cool.
576
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,676
I know I'’m a little fat now.
577
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:06,853
I stopped drinking,
got super depressed,
578
00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:09,595
and I just started
eating my feelings.
579
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,336
I think I felt better
when I was still drinking.
580
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,295
Damn.
581
00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:22,259
Maybe I should be the one
to sample the wings.
582
00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:26,829
[laughs] Fuck you, man!
583
00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:29,615
I want to try some of
those fucking wings, Mike D!
584
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,007
[Mike] Oh, I bet you do.
585
00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,096
- Get in line, Bubba, whoo!
- Whoo! [whistles]
586
00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:34,184
All right.
587
00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:37,231
[lips smacking]
588
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,723
[Jake] Ugh, man.
589
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,551
You don'’t have
no table manners, bro?
590
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,819
Bro, I'’m gonna stab
myself in the face
591
00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:01,995
if I have to watch you
molest another wing like that.
592
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,605
[laughter]
Well, I can'’t eat another.
593
00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:04,693
Who wants my last wing?
594
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:05,955
- Oh!
- Me!
595
00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,696
- Me!
- No, not Dip.
596
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:10,394
Give it to Cruise.
597
00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:12,440
Fuck you, Morris.
598
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,094
[Mike]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Garvey.
599
00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:15,965
- Chill out, bro.
- I'’m not gonna chill.
600
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,576
He gets all the shit, man.
601
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,230
Hope you guys relapse, dawg.
602
00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:23,364
I'’m gonna clean up, man.
603
00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:24,713
[Cruise] Thanks, man.
[groans]
604
00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:26,585
[Jake] Bro.
605
00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:29,109
There you go.
606
00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:30,327
Thanks, man.
607
00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:34,418
You don'’t want that.
608
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:35,724
[group exclaiming]
609
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,901
You just got
hot sauce in my eye!
610
00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:40,468
I'’m gonna murder you!
611
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,601
Don'’t do it,
don'’t do it, don'’t do it!
612
00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:45,647
[group shouting]
613
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:47,214
He'’s like
an angry Benihana chef.
614
00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:48,781
[laughs]
615
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:50,173
[Dip] Yo, come on,
look at him.
616
00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,392
Like a tiny T.rex.
617
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:52,959
Like a little Pikachu.
618
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,874
You better not leave
your room tonight.
619
00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,877
If I see you come out,
even for a second,
you'’re fucked.
620
00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:01,054
And wipe that stupid smirk
off your fucking face!
621
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,186
Morris, I got '’em.[Mike] You got what?
622
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,318
The tickets.
623
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,102
- What tickets?
- What tickets?
624
00:27:06,276 --> 00:27:07,713
Morris, he traded
his box seats
625
00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:09,105
for nosebleeds this Saturday.
626
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,629
Red Sox-Dodgers game.
627
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:12,065
We'’re going to the game.
628
00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:15,198
That'’s right![all cheering]
629
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:17,810
[Diego] Going to the game!
We'’re going to the game!
630
00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:20,377
[Mike] Great work, Morris.[Pete] All right,
all right, all right!
631
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,683
Why do you have
a pan in your hand?
632
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:22,815
- I'’m making croissants.
- Cruise.
633
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,120
Put the fucking pan down.
634
00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:25,426
I'’m sorry.
635
00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:34,304
Whew.
636
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:39,135
["Cochino" playing]
637
00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:50,451
[Garvey]
These seats are sick, huh?
638
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,018
[Pete] Not helping, Garvey.
639
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:53,889
[grunts]
640
00:27:54,063 --> 00:27:56,196
[announcer on radio,
indistinct]
641
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,546
Yo, Cruise! You find it?
642
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,243
I can'’t find it.
643
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,723
Oh, motherfucker!
644
00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:02,985
Damn, man!
645
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:05,031
Our lives fucking suck!
646
00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:06,685
And now we'’re here?[Pete] Hey, who'’s up?
647
00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:08,817
I can'’t hear the game.[groans]
648
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:11,167
- [Cedric] Turn it up!
- I did.
649
00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:13,604
[announcer] Top of the fifth,
JD Martinez will dig in.
650
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,650
Let'’s see how Kershaw
goes after him.
651
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,521
[Morris] Clayton'’s looking
pretty good today.
652
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,175
Yeah, yeah, yeah.[chuckles]
653
00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:21,264
Eighty thousand for
a softball tournament?
654
00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:24,615
"Go to iamyourbiggestfan.com
to sign up today."
655
00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:27,401
Eighty bands
for a tournament?
656
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,142
Iamyourbiggestfan.com.
657
00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:30,230
Is it OnlyFans?
658
00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:32,928
Hey, we should do it.
659
00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:34,147
[Pete] Yeah,
we should do it.
660
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:35,888
Morris here is
a huge softball fan.
661
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,759
- Aren'’t you, Morris?
- I fucking hate softball.
662
00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:40,022
They say we gotta
sign up by Sunday,
and that'’s tomorrow.
663
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:42,764
Pete, are you sure
- about this shit?
- Fuck out of here.
664
00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:45,811
I'’m not gonna let
a bunch of sober dicks
split 80 grand.
665
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:47,508
You'’d probably
relapse together.
666
00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:48,727
Come on, Pete.
667
00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:50,729
- Let us relapse.
- That sounds lit.
668
00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:52,208
It would be
a good business decision.
669
00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:53,993
Have you guys
back at the house.
670
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,995
Oh, you know,
whoever doesn'’t die
671
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:58,475
- from an $80,000 bender.
- Bro, you'’re so dramatic.
672
00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,608
I'’m trying to set
you guys up to live.
673
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,175
Why?[Jake] You should be
all about this.
674
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,567
Yeah.
675
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,047
[Pete] Hey,
I'’d look forward to it.
676
00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,701
The tourney,
not the relapse.
677
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,355
[Garvey] Never gonna happen,
fellas, '’cause Pete.
678
00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:09,922
[Jake]
The teams on here. Man.
679
00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:11,445
It says no pros.
680
00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:12,968
It'’s gonna be
a bunch of office teams
681
00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,709
and firemen teams
and shit like that.
682
00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,058
Cafeteria workers.
683
00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:17,233
MILFs.
684
00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:19,061
Oh, MILFs, dawg.[phone buzzing]
685
00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,584
[announcer]
Deep right field.
686
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,934
Betts goes back to the wall
and it'’s gone!
687
00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:24,023
[Garvey groans][Pete] Fuck yeah, JD!
688
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,111
[Garvey] Fuck Kershaw.
689
00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:26,199
[Pete] Hell yeah.
690
00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:27,417
One run, relax.
691
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:28,897
[Diego] Hey, tontos,
692
00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,507
traded those nosebleeds
for some fine cuisine.
693
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,292
[whooping][Garvey]
Solid work, Diego!
694
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:34,120
Guys, guys, guys!
695
00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:35,338
Guys!
696
00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:37,384
Sammy OD'’ed.
697
00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:38,515
No fucking way.
698
00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:39,952
Fuck!
699
00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:42,345
He'’s fucking dead.
700
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,434
- [Jake] Man.
- He'’s fucking dead.
701
00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:47,829
Morris, you know
he had your bed
702
00:29:48,003 --> 00:29:49,048
before you got here, right?
703
00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:51,224
[announcer continues,
indistinct]
704
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:55,141
Way to ruin
- a good time, man.
- Shut the fuck up, Garvey.
705
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:57,012
This is serious, fellas!
706
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:00,276
Fuck!
707
00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,286
Damn.
708
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,378
Stop it.
709
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:17,859
Hey, stop it, man.
710
00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:21,645
I told you to stop it!
711
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,692
Yo, get Kung Fu Panda
off me, man.[Pete] Hey, hey, hey.
712
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,259
[Cruise] Panda?
More like a koala, dude.
713
00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:27,913
[Jake] Pete, what you up to
on the computer, man?
714
00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:29,610
You know what I'’m doing?
715
00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:31,438
I'’m looking at the tape of
Cruise trying to kill you.
716
00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:33,048
I would'’ve killed you too.
717
00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:35,311
You'’re a grown man, dude.
718
00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:37,357
You gotta work on
your impulsivity.
719
00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:39,446
You gotta ask yourself
720
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,883
why you feel
so comfortable with chaos
721
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,973
when you have
a complete disregard
for everybody else around you?
722
00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:47,671
Hey,
let'’s see the tape, Pete.
723
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,935
I'’m not gonna play the tape.
Hey, wake up Garvey.
724
00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:51,762
- Garvey! Come on, Garvey!
- Come on, dawg.
725
00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,329
- Let'’s see the footage.
- Let'’s see the tape.
726
00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:54,591
You want to see it?[shouts]
727
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:55,984
You want to see it?[group] Yeah!
728
00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:58,073
Yeah, all right.
Gather round. Here you go.
729
00:30:58,247 --> 00:30:59,335
Boom.
730
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,076
[Cruise] That'’s not a tape.
731
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,122
It'’s the softball
tournament, y'’all.
732
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,819
That'’s right.
I filled out the application
733
00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,386
and I paid the entry fee.
It'’s over.
734
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,214
[group grumbling]
Oh, hell no, man.
735
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,519
[Diego] Softball?[Pete] Come on.
736
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,086
It'’s gonna be great
for all of us.
737
00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,872
And I also drew up a contract
regarding the money.
738
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:17,353
Nobody gets a dime unless
you do a full year sober.
739
00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,138
That'’s a lot of
pressure, gang.
740
00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:20,922
Ain'’t this supposed to be
day at a time?
741
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,445
[Pete] That'’s how
we get through.
One day at a time.
742
00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,317
- Sounds shady.
- Yeah.
743
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:26,145
Who'’s gonna keep you
from spending
the money, huh, Pete?
744
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:27,886
I thought about
that too, Garvey.
745
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,844
That'’s why I set up an escrow
account for each of you.
746
00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:31,715
Easy fucking does it.
747
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,456
And you'’re gonna need a coach.
748
00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:36,590
I'’m not doing it, all right?
There'’s no fucking way.
749
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:39,723
You need to pick out a team name
so I can order the jerseys.
750
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,290
Everything starts in five days
751
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,597
and none of this
interferes with our program.
752
00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:44,946
Mm-hmm.
753
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,121
Cruise.
754
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:49,864
I want to apologize
for being an asshole, man.
755
00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:53,128
Hitting your chicken wing
out your hand like that
across the room wasn'’t cool.
756
00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:55,914
If there'’s anything
I can do to make it right,
let me know.
757
00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:57,959
Morris, Garvey,
758
00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:00,092
same with the sock thing.
759
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,832
It was childish.
760
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,443
I didn'’t mean to cause
no friction between y'’all.
761
00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:04,487
We family.
762
00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:06,141
[Stew] That'’s right.
763
00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:07,316
That'’s right,
that'’s right, that'’s right.
764
00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:08,709
That'’s right.
765
00:32:10,232 --> 00:32:13,105
I love you too, bro.
And it'’s okay.
766
00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,063
And I'’m sorry
I tried to murder you.
767
00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:21,156
Felt good. Felt good.
768
00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:23,767
Anybody else
want to make amends?
769
00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:28,555
How about
Sweet Dreams Backdoor Sliders?
770
00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:30,861
[whistles][group laughs]
771
00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:33,560
I'’m not playing unless
I get to pick the team name.
772
00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:36,345
And you guys can'’t win
shit without me, so...[groans]
773
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:37,781
Whatever, Garvey.
774
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,044
He'’s right.
775
00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:42,961
Garvey...
776
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,920
I'’m sorry
I pissed in your pillow.
777
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,140
[chuckles]
That was hilarious.
778
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:51,665
And?
779
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:58,411
[sighs] And I can
make it up to you?
780
00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:00,935
All right.
781
00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:06,201
Be the coach, Big Time.
782
00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:11,685
I appreciate the sentiment,
but I'’m not the guy.
783
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:14,340
But you did ask
if you could
make it up to him, Morris.
784
00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:16,429
[Dip chanting]
Be the coach.
785
00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,387
Be the coach.
786
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,781
[all] Be the coach!
787
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,348
Be the coach!
788
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:24,045
Be the coach!
789
00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:26,091
Be the coach!
790
00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,440
Be the coach!
791
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,311
We have to practice.[group whoops] Yeah!
792
00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,574
I'’m gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my bat.
793
00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,098
[chuckles][Diego] Why?
794
00:33:33,272 --> 00:33:34,751
You'’re already
a huge dick.[group laughs]
795
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:36,840
Motherfucker.
796
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,581
["Up All Night" playing]
797
00:33:38,755 --> 00:33:40,583
Get one.[Cruise] Hot out here.
798
00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:42,846
Mike D.Nice, Mike.
799
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,022
Mike D.
800
00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:45,675
[team exclaims]
801
00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:46,850
[Garvey]
Right in the pecker.
802
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,027
- [Cruise] Fuck!
- I felt that.
803
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,118
[team exclaiming, chattering][Mike, Garvey] First base!
804
00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:54,989
[Morris] Oh, boy.
805
00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:58,427
I have about six days
and, uh...
806
00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:00,908
[group applauds][attendee whoops] Nice!
807
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,344
Hope I get to seven.
808
00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:04,390
All right, Pete.
Get two.
809
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:05,739
[Pete] Get on base.
Touch it. There you go.
810
00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:08,046
- Throw it.
- First, first. Come on!
811
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,091
- Come on.
- You'’re not even
trying, Cruise.
812
00:34:10,265 --> 00:34:12,572
- I couldn'’t see it!
- Might as well put
a lawn gnome on first base.
813
00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:13,616
What the fuck?
814
00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:19,753
♪ Know you better
Shine your light on down ♪
815
00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:22,277
♪ '’Cause I'’m afraid
Of the dark ♪
816
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:23,844
"Field of Sweet Dreams."
817
00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:25,280
[team groans]
818
00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:27,065
[Jake] Too wholesome.[Stew] "Fever Pitch."
819
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,457
[team exclaims] Yeah.
820
00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:31,417
- [Morris] Got under it.
- Fuck!
821
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:32,635
[Pete] That'’s all you, Stew.
822
00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,768
[teammate whoops]
Whoo!
823
00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:37,814
♪ But I can'’t let it show ♪
824
00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:40,426
My sister says...
825
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,036
♪ Only you ♪
826
00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,864
- Come on, man!
- What the fuck?
827
00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:49,130
[Cruise] "Come Together."[Cedric] "Come Together."
828
00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:50,523
Yeah, by The Skeatles.
829
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:52,090
[laughing]
830
00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:54,527
[chattering continues]
831
00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:55,615
Yeah!
832
00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:57,095
[team cheering]
833
00:34:58,270 --> 00:34:59,271
[shouts]
834
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:06,408
Load up on that back foot.
Drive off the back foot, okay?
835
00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:08,541
[Dip] You'’ve taken
enough balls to the face.
Let'’s go!
836
00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:09,672
Back arm...
837
00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:12,284
Back leg and push.
838
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,894
[Cruise]
"Fentanyl in the Family."
839
00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:15,896
[laughing]
840
00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,550
How about
"No Glove, No Love?"
841
00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:19,029
[exclaiming]
842
00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,248
It'’s about sex.
843
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:22,946
Come on.
Let'’s hit a Hobbit home run.
844
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,078
[team exclaims]
845
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:25,558
[Morris] Cruise.
846
00:35:25,732 --> 00:35:27,255
[Dip] How the fuck
are you hitting them shits?
847
00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:28,952
I'’m pretending
that they'’re rice balls.
848
00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:31,825
Good to see you.
849
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,696
- You'’re Morris, bro?
- Morris, yeah.
850
00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,791
[Cruise] Dudes,
you guys have no idea.
851
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:45,882
I literally peed in the bed
every night for years.
852
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:49,234
I used to take
this workout pill filled
with ephedrine-- it'’s speed.
853
00:35:49,408 --> 00:35:50,844
And I used to drink,
pass out,
854
00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,454
but my body would keep going.
855
00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:54,064
I pissed in corners,
laundry baskets,
856
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,892
women, some guy named Benji.
857
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,546
He'’s my half cousin,
but we still fuck--
858
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,461
Fellas, jerseys.
859
00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:02,116
- Yo, let'’s go.
- We didn'’t even
pick a name.
860
00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:04,423
What the hell?
861
00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:06,294
[laughing]
No fuckin'’ way.
862
00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:09,254
- They must'’ve fucked it up.
- Are you serious, bro?
863
00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:11,952
Well the C is pretty close
to the D on the keyboard, so...
864
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,214
I can fix them.
865
00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:14,389
Shit, I figured
you'’d love them.
866
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:15,608
Someone better
fix this shit.
867
00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,610
I kinda like them, bro.[groans]
868
00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,307
- Come on, bro.
- Me too. [laughs]
869
00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:20,395
This is sus.
870
00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:22,180
["Honey" playing]
871
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:35,628
♪ I don'’t need no money ♪
872
00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:40,241
♪ I don'’t need no gold ♪
873
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,723
Okay, guys.
Let'’s bring it in.
874
00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:47,727
Gonna take the field
and practice a little defense
875
00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:49,163
before the other team gets here.
876
00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:50,904
Yo, you think we got here
early enough, bro?
877
00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:52,819
What the fuck else
do you guys have to do today?
878
00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:54,821
Get some Vitamin D,
Mike D.Oh, you know it.
879
00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:57,084
Guys, let'’s not forget
about 80 fucking grand!
880
00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:58,607
- Eighty grand, baby.
- Eighty Gs!
881
00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:00,827
[Dip] That'’s the only reason
I'’m here.
882
00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:02,176
Come on, Dip.[bus horn honks]
883
00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:03,786
[Mike] Holy shit.[screaming, hooting]
884
00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:10,010
Man,
look at these fools.
885
00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:14,275
I'’ve always played better
with a buzz.
886
00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:17,147
Sweet Creams!
Nice team name.
887
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,498
Hey,
the jerseys are a hit.
888
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,326
[burps]
889
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,501
Hey.
890
00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:24,372
Morris?
891
00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:27,767
Yo, it'’s Bobby Busby.
892
00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:28,942
What'’s up?
893
00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:30,770
Yo, this fool is crazy.
894
00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,554
Good to see you, bro.
895
00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,861
Yo, you used to do
that thing
with your ball sac.
896
00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:37,907
He whips the shit out
and then stretches it,
897
00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,692
and right before
you take your shot,
898
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:42,695
he'’ll set his beer on
his stretched-out ball sac.
899
00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:46,612
He uses his stretched-out
ball sac as a coaster.
900
00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:47,787
[laughing]
901
00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:49,876
It'’s good to see you, man.
902
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,269
Are you still in Venice?
903
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,184
No, I live with these guys.
904
00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:57,666
All of '’em?
905
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,539
- Something like that.
- Cool, man.
906
00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:02,541
Hey, we'’re about to
whip your ass
907
00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:05,500
like I used to whip you
in pool. [laughs]
908
00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:06,893
Let'’s go!
909
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,505
A human coaster?
910
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:12,333
I'’m gonna have to
try that one, bro.
911
00:38:12,507 --> 00:38:14,292
[Cedric]
Don'’t get testy, Morris.
912
00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:16,990
[Pete] Nobody put any drinks
on their testicles.
913
00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:19,340
All right,
let'’s keep it clean.
914
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:20,776
Okay?
915
00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:21,995
I know we'’re playing
for some dough here,
916
00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:23,518
but it'’s still softball.
917
00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:25,564
All right? So listen up.
918
00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:27,914
Pitches must clear
the height of the batter.
919
00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:29,829
Okay? Count starts
one and one.
920
00:38:30,003 --> 00:38:31,439
No leading off.
921
00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:32,658
No bunts.
922
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,312
And if the ball
goes out of play,
923
00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:35,922
that'’s only one extra base.
924
00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:37,706
Not two. Not three.
925
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,881
All right?
926
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,970
Sweet Creams?
927
00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:42,581
Really?[chuckles]
928
00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:44,800
All right.
929
00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,193
Got your lineups?
930
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:47,847
Here you go.
931
00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:49,501
Everybody'’s batting.
932
00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:52,591
I'’m only counting eight.
933
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:53,766
What?
934
00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,291
We had nine when we--
What the--
935
00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:58,597
Hold on.
936
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,034
Yo, who are we missing?
937
00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,906
Stacey looked pretty wobbly
when we left the bar.
938
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,604
We left her?
939
00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:06,779
Fuck.
940
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:09,477
Uh, it'’s cool.
941
00:39:09,651 --> 00:39:11,305
Um, so we forgot someone.
We'’re gonna play with eight.
942
00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:13,481
Sorry, my man,
you gotta have nine.
943
00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,657
You got about five minutes
to figure out
944
00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:18,094
what you'’re gonna do
before you guys gotta forfeit.
945
00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:20,880
I don'’t know,
ask Sweet Creams here
if they have an extra guy.
946
00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:23,665
No.
947
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:24,884
[chuckles]
948
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:26,364
- [Garvey] Get one here.
- Here you go.
949
00:39:26,538 --> 00:39:27,930
Thanks, man.
I'’ll pay you later.
950
00:39:28,104 --> 00:39:29,758
- My money'’s in escrow.
- No problem.
951
00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:31,543
Hey, Sweet Creams.
952
00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:34,546
Lucky day for you idiots.
You win by forfeit.
953
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,113
!¡Eso! All right, all right.
954
00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:39,377
- Enjoy your victory.
- All right.
955
00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:41,204
- Let'’s go home, fellas!
- Hey, Blue!
956
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,467
Yeah?
957
00:39:42,641 --> 00:39:44,120
Can we play anyways?
958
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:45,905
Whatever they want to do, man.
I don'’t give a shit.
959
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:47,210
I'’m getting paid either way.
960
00:39:47,907 --> 00:39:49,561
Yo, ding-dongs!
961
00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:52,259
You guys want to play anyways?
I mean, we'’re already here.
962
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:53,739
Fuck yeah!
963
00:39:53,913 --> 00:39:56,176
[Busbys cheering]
All right, fellas, come on.
964
00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:57,656
Let'’s do it!
Yeah, guys? Come on.
965
00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:58,787
[cheers]
Come on, buddy.
966
00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:00,049
Let'’s have some fun.
967
00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:02,922
All right.
968
00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:04,053
We bat first.
969
00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:05,359
- Whoo!
- Jake, you'’re up.
970
00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:06,708
- Come on, Jake!
- Jakey!
971
00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:08,275
Come on, Jake!
972
00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:09,624
You got this.[Bobby] Hey, Morris!
973
00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:12,018
No dick tricks!
We got chicks on our team!
974
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:13,585
[laughs][cheering]
975
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:15,543
All right.
976
00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:18,459
Good times.
977
00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:21,723
[Morris]
Level swing, Jake!
978
00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:23,551
[Mike] Come on, Jake.
You got it, baby.
979
00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:25,074
[cheering]
980
00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:26,511
["The River" playing]
981
00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:29,122
[chattering, shouting]
982
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:32,386
Let'’s go, Jake!
983
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,911
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
984
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:37,565
[groans]
985
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,698
Come on, Jake!
You let a drunk girl
throw you out?
986
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,351
- Come on, Diego.
- Come on, Diego.
987
00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:43,919
[umpire]
Strike, batter out.
988
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:45,617
You have to swing.
989
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:47,575
Hey, you'’re out.
Back to the dugout.
990
00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,796
- You'’re out.
- Oh. Thanks. [chuckles]
991
00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:53,146
[Pete] That'’s you, Mike D!
992
00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:56,802
[screams]
993
00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,067
About to take my nuts
for a walk.
994
00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:03,983
[cheering]
995
00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:18,388
[Garvey] He'’s like running,
but slower.
996
00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:21,435
Way to hustle, bro.[groans]
997
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,829
I let fucking Mardi Gras
get me out?
998
00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:25,004
Jesus Christ.
999
00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:26,658
Next time.
Way to hustle, buddy.
1000
00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:31,445
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
1001
00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:33,186
Fuck!
1002
00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:36,711
- Oh, man.
- Oh, shit.
1003
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:40,976
[Pete]
Somebody throw it!
1004
00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:45,328
Do better, man.
- Do better!
- Oh, come on.
1005
00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:48,680
Ball. Take a base.
1006
00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:51,596
I fucked your mom
last night, bro.
1007
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:52,771
Ball.
1008
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:55,251
- Ball. Ball.
- Come on.
1009
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:57,645
Take a base.
1010
00:41:58,646 --> 00:41:59,647
Fuck!
1011
00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:03,346
[bat hits ball]
1012
00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:08,743
Nice catch, dickass!
1013
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:10,484
- The fuck you just say?
- Yo, yo, chill.
1014
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:12,355
- What the fuck?
- You motherfucker!
1015
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,401
- ...outta your goddamn mouth!
- Okay!
1016
00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:15,968
[umpire] Hey! Hey!
1017
00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:17,709
Knock it off.
1018
00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,798
- Not on my field!
- Pete, chill out.
1019
00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:21,974
Clear it out
or you'’re both disqualified.
1020
00:42:23,192 --> 00:42:25,499
We know, Pete. Damn.
Chill, man. We know.
1021
00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:27,370
[Richie] Ump,
you got ex-cons out here?
1022
00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:30,548
Stewie, what was up
with that catch, bro?
1023
00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:32,288
For real. You been
holding out on us, bro.
1024
00:42:32,462 --> 00:42:34,421
- [Diego] We weren'’t that bad.
- Did you see the score?
1025
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:36,031
We got our shit rocked.
1026
00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:37,859
Yeah,
they were drunk as shit.
Don'’t forget.
1027
00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:39,948
Later, pussies!
1028
00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:41,994
[laughing]
1029
00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:44,170
Yo, they fucking sucked, dude.
1030
00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:45,737
Fuck you.
1031
00:42:45,911 --> 00:42:47,216
Yo, we got a gift today.
1032
00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:48,696
That'’s some higher power shit,
huh, Pete?
1033
00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,350
Yeah, my little miracle.
1034
00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:52,526
Pussies?
Man, fuck that noise!
1035
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,528
Shit, even when we win,
we lose.
1036
00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:57,096
Shit, I don'’t know, bro.
Looks like I got
a car full of pussy.
1037
00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:59,098
[all laughing]
1038
00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:01,535
I need to get
some methadone, boys.
1039
00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:04,190
[Diego] That'’s crazy.[Cedric]
Fucking Garvey'’s stupid.
1040
00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:13,808
[Morris] Look, I don'’t know
if I'’m the one
to be coaching this team.
1041
00:43:13,982 --> 00:43:15,810
[Jake] Stop it, man.
You'’re undefeated.
1042
00:43:15,984 --> 00:43:17,507
[phone ringing]
Oh, God.
1043
00:43:22,991 --> 00:43:23,992
Hello?
1044
00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:26,299
Yeah.
1045
00:43:27,387 --> 00:43:28,606
Pete! Phone!
1046
00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:29,781
He'’s not here.
1047
00:43:33,567 --> 00:43:34,742
[lowers voice]
This is Pete.
1048
00:43:39,007 --> 00:43:42,576
Yeah, this is
definitely a mistake.
1049
00:43:44,796 --> 00:43:45,797
Yeah.
1050
00:43:46,928 --> 00:43:48,321
We'’ll get it taken care of.
1051
00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:52,455
You too. Thanks.
1052
00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:00,028
What was that about?
1053
00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:01,987
He said the house
is going up for auction
1054
00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:03,249
in three weeks.
1055
00:44:03,423 --> 00:44:04,903
What the fuck?[Pete] Coming down!
1056
00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:06,339
The house is
going up for auction.
1057
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:07,688
Just dropped the kids
off at the pool.
1058
00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:09,255
Barbarians were at the gate.
1059
00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:10,822
Why is the house
up for auction?
1060
00:44:10,996 --> 00:44:11,997
What the fuck, Pete?
1061
00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:13,346
[Garvey]
Auction? What the fuck?
1062
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,826
It'’s not what
you guys think, okay?
1063
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,697
- What'’s going on?
- Just take a deep breath.
1064
00:44:16,871 --> 00:44:18,786
Let'’s see Pete try
and weasel his way
out of this one, huh?
1065
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,440
This is not a high-priced
shooting gallery.
1066
00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:22,355
What does that mean?
1067
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:25,140
It means this is not
a place that collects
large sums of money
1068
00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:26,968
just to screw guys over
1069
00:44:27,142 --> 00:44:29,362
and let them out
into the world
and relapse and die.
1070
00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:32,191
I'’m trying to create
lasting change with you guys.
1071
00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,847
Sometimes when you have
a balanced amount of guys,
1072
00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:39,067
it just doesn'’t create
a fortunate income. Okay?
1073
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,117
Some of you know
that my dad'’s been sick,
1074
00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:47,554
and I dug myself into a hole.
1075
00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:50,122
Consolidated the mortgage
a couple of times,
1076
00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:52,602
and I'’m in
a little bit of a spot.
1077
00:44:54,953 --> 00:44:58,086
Man. Put everything
I have into this place.
1078
00:45:00,610 --> 00:45:02,700
Maybe that'’s why
I was on edge at the game.
1079
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:09,141
I'’m sorry.
1080
00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:15,451
You got ten guys here right now
that need this place.
1081
00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:16,975
Without this place,
we all gonna die.
1082
00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:18,411
[Mike]
Don'’t be so dramatic, Jake.
1083
00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:19,891
You'’re on
a fucking scholarship anyway.
1084
00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:21,631
Wait, I'’m paying
for Jake to get sober?
1085
00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,503
Your mom'’s paying, bro.
I'’m on a scholarship too.
1086
00:45:23,677 --> 00:45:25,244
We can'’t all have rich parents.
1087
00:45:25,418 --> 00:45:27,159
She'’s spending my money?
Okay. That money'’s mine.
1088
00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,682
Dude, I got nowhere else to go.
1089
00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,118
The only place I can
afford to live is the Valley
1090
00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:31,467
and I'’m not moving there.
1091
00:45:31,641 --> 00:45:33,165
My plug lives there.[Stew] Eighty grand.
1092
00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:34,557
Eighty grand.[Cruise] Yeah.
1093
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,385
- The tournament.
- Eighty grand.
1094
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,300
That'’s genius, Stew.[Dip]
Eighty Gs ain'’t nothing.
1095
00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:41,303
Guys, just let it go, okay?
Just please let it go.
1096
00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:43,088
No way are we
fucking letting it go.
1097
00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:45,786
I don'’t wanna go
to another sober living.
1098
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,398
We are 1 and 0, and it is
a double elimination tournament.
1099
00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,313
That'’s what
I'’m talking about, bro.
1100
00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:52,967
- [Jake] We'’re close.
- That'’s what
I'’m talking about.
1101
00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:54,316
Fuck, I'’m really sorry, guys.
1102
00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:56,014
[Cedric]
Fuck that bad attitude.
1103
00:45:56,188 --> 00:45:57,929
You'’re always talking
about a positive mental state.
1104
00:45:58,103 --> 00:45:59,234
Let'’s win this motherfucker.
1105
00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:00,583
[Jake]
How you gonna quit on us?
1106
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:04,457
[Dip] Lace '’em up, bitch.
Let'’s go.[Cedric] Let'’s go.
1107
00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:05,545
Okay.
1108
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:06,894
[group cheers]
1109
00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:08,504
[Mike] Hell yeah![Dip] Let'’s do it!
1110
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:10,506
[Mike] Yeah, you fuckers!
1111
00:46:21,256 --> 00:46:22,388
[laughter]
1112
00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:25,304
["All Mixed Up"
playing in distance]
1113
00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:28,046
[Cruise] Shit, this is it.
1114
00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:31,614
[chuckles]
1115
00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:33,878
[Dip] You said our man Morris
1116
00:46:34,052 --> 00:46:35,967
used to be a big-time
music video director?
1117
00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:37,882
I never heard
this shit in my life, G.
1118
00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:40,145
Bro, this was
triple platinum in '’95.
1119
00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:41,929
You need to stop
orbiting the planet Dip
1120
00:46:42,103 --> 00:46:43,409
and join the rest of us
in the universe.
1121
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,367
Man, they used to
give out plaques like hotcakes
1122
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:47,239
back in the day, bro.
1123
00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:48,762
Yo, Morris, this you?
1124
00:46:48,936 --> 00:46:50,808
The underwear model say
you a big-time director.
1125
00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:53,898
Oh, you famous famous, huh?
1126
00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:56,335
Our boy Morris used to
be the man.
1127
00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:58,380
Yeah, used to be.[Jake] That'’s cold.
1128
00:46:58,554 --> 00:47:00,295
[Cruise]
Don'’t be a hater, dude.[Dip] Whatever, bro.
1129
00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:01,775
[knocking on door]
1130
00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:05,692
Yeah?
1131
00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:08,826
[exhales] Song'’s gonna be
stuck in my head all day.
1132
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,001
Think quick.
1133
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,004
Congrats,
you'’re off restrictions.
1134
00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:14,570
- Seriously?
- Yeah, man.
1135
00:47:14,744 --> 00:47:17,225
Way to step up with
the softball, chores and shit.
1136
00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:19,227
You might make it outta here.
1137
00:47:19,401 --> 00:47:21,664
I don'’t think I'’ve been
more than two days
without drinking
1138
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,101
in the last 15 years.
1139
00:47:23,275 --> 00:47:24,798
It gets better.
1140
00:47:24,972 --> 00:47:26,495
Oh, better than Sweet Dreams?
1141
00:47:26,669 --> 00:47:28,541
I know it'’s hard to imagine,
but it gets better.
1142
00:47:28,715 --> 00:47:30,282
[chuckles]
1143
00:47:30,456 --> 00:47:31,500
[door closes]
1144
00:47:32,110 --> 00:47:33,198
[sighs]
1145
00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:46,646
[groans] Fuck.
1146
00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:51,651
[Sofie] Hi, Dad.
1147
00:47:52,826 --> 00:47:54,175
I miss you a lot.
1148
00:47:56,656 --> 00:48:00,442
Don'’t tell Mom I called
'’cause she'’s really mad at you.
1149
00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:05,883
I'’m sorry
I got you in trouble.
1150
00:48:08,624 --> 00:48:09,799
I'’d better go.
1151
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:15,544
All right,
let'’s get it started, yeah?
1152
00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:17,329
All right, welcome to FRAG.
1153
00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:19,679
"Fear, resentment,
anger and gratitude."
1154
00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:22,595
What we like to
call in our version
1155
00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:24,249
our tenth step.
1156
00:48:24,423 --> 00:48:25,903
All right, Ced.
1157
00:48:26,077 --> 00:48:27,295
- Doing good?
- Yeah.
1158
00:48:27,469 --> 00:48:28,862
Nice of you to join us.
1159
00:48:29,036 --> 00:48:30,255
Why don'’t you get started, yeah?
1160
00:48:30,429 --> 00:48:31,691
- Serious?
- Yeah.
1161
00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,301
Fuck.
1162
00:48:33,475 --> 00:48:35,260
Um, Cedric.
1163
00:48:35,434 --> 00:48:36,957
Addict. Alcoholic.
1164
00:48:37,131 --> 00:48:39,220
[group] What'’s up?[Mike] Ced!
1165
00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:41,309
Um, fear.
1166
00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,181
I think we all got
the same fears.
1167
00:48:45,270 --> 00:48:47,402
But for real, fuck that team.
1168
00:48:47,576 --> 00:48:50,579
They get to go out every night
and have fun and drink.
1169
00:48:50,753 --> 00:48:52,320
Chill with girls and shit.
1170
00:48:52,494 --> 00:48:53,626
Meanwhile, we'’re sitting here,
1171
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,584
a bunch of sober dicks
not doing shit.
1172
00:48:56,716 --> 00:48:58,631
They smoked us too,
in case y'’all forgot.
1173
00:48:59,284 --> 00:49:00,198
Like a crack rock.
1174
00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:01,721
What about gratitude, Ced?
1175
00:49:02,678 --> 00:49:03,636
I'’m grateful.
1176
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,160
I didn'’t go 0 for 5 like Diego.
1177
00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:07,553
You gotta learn
how to swing, my G.
1178
00:49:07,727 --> 00:49:08,946
Oh, he swings.
1179
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,425
All right, easy, Mike. Easy.
1180
00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:12,471
- [chuckling] Oh, come on.
- Jake.
1181
00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:14,995
Alcoholic and K fanatic.
1182
00:49:15,169 --> 00:49:16,954
[group] Jake.
1183
00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,433
Fuck those guys.
1184
00:49:18,607 --> 00:49:21,088
And fuck that girl
for calling us pussies too.
1185
00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:23,351
But why?
Why does that bother me?
1186
00:49:23,525 --> 00:49:25,310
Is there a way to use my anger,
1187
00:49:25,484 --> 00:49:28,443
but do it with
dignity and integrity?
1188
00:49:28,617 --> 00:49:31,185
I'’m grateful we one and nothing,
but I can'’t lie to y'’all.
1189
00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:33,666
I'’m definitely scared of
that next team though.
1190
00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:39,628
Tom.
1191
00:49:39,802 --> 00:49:41,413
Alcoholic and food bitch.
1192
00:49:41,587 --> 00:49:43,676
[group] Cruise.
1193
00:49:44,764 --> 00:49:45,983
I had fun at the game.
1194
00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:47,985
I know I suck,
1195
00:49:48,159 --> 00:49:49,290
but it was the first time
I had fun
1196
00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:51,510
doing something active
in, like, forever.
1197
00:49:52,772 --> 00:49:54,208
And you guys
are a great group.
1198
00:49:54,382 --> 00:49:57,124
And you have no idea
how much you'’ve helped me.
1199
00:49:57,298 --> 00:50:00,562
I wake up hating myself.
1200
00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:02,260
Yeah.
1201
00:50:02,434 --> 00:50:05,393
It takes me so much to get
out of bed on a daily basis.
1202
00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:08,527
But when you guys make fun
of each other, and me,
1203
00:50:08,701 --> 00:50:10,181
it literally keeps me going.
1204
00:50:11,312 --> 00:50:13,923
You guys inspire me.
1205
00:50:15,316 --> 00:50:17,275
And I know
I have to lose weight.
1206
00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:21,714
I'’m scared,
but I-- I have to try.
1207
00:50:21,888 --> 00:50:25,152
[crying] I mean, I'’ve been here,
what, five years, Pete?
1208
00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:26,675
- Seven.
- Seven.
1209
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,201
And, Morris,
1210
00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:33,682
I'’m so grateful
you showed up here.
1211
00:50:34,988 --> 00:50:37,208
You'’ve had such
a big impact on me.
1212
00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:39,514
You fucking rock, dude.
1213
00:50:42,517 --> 00:50:46,217
And I-- I'’m afraid to
lose the house,
I really am.
1214
00:50:47,653 --> 00:50:49,655
It'’s a major fear for me.
1215
00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:51,222
Put Stew on first.
1216
00:50:51,396 --> 00:50:53,572
[sobbing, laughing]
1217
00:50:53,746 --> 00:50:55,748
I fucking suck!
1218
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,489
I fucking suck.
[laughing]
1219
00:50:57,663 --> 00:50:59,665
- I fucking suck.
- You don'’t suck, bud.
1220
00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:02,494
But, Stewie, you did have
a sick snag though, brother.
1221
00:51:02,668 --> 00:51:04,583
[laughing] That'’s right.
That'’s right. That'’s right.
1222
00:51:04,757 --> 00:51:05,888
Wanna follow that, Morris?
1223
00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:08,239
Not really.
1224
00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:13,070
Morris. Alcoholic.
1225
00:51:13,244 --> 00:51:14,723
[group] Morris.
1226
00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:17,900
Fear. Uh...
1227
00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:24,690
I'’m scared my ex
won'’t let me
see my daughter again.
1228
00:51:31,349 --> 00:51:32,872
I'’m scared
I won'’t work again.
1229
00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:36,571
I'’m scared
I won'’t be inspired.
1230
00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:40,314
I have so many doubts.
1231
00:51:42,055 --> 00:51:44,144
And I'’m so mad at myself.
1232
00:51:44,318 --> 00:51:46,407
Because
I fucking know better.
1233
00:51:46,581 --> 00:51:49,497
But whenever the opportunity
to drink comes up,
1234
00:51:49,671 --> 00:51:54,285
my brain somehow forgets
how unstoppable
the debauchery is.
1235
00:51:57,331 --> 00:52:01,205
How many times
I'’ve driven drunk
1236
00:52:01,379 --> 00:52:03,729
with my daughter in the car?
1237
00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:05,339
Like totally wasted.
1238
00:52:06,645 --> 00:52:07,733
Not just a little.
1239
00:52:10,736 --> 00:52:14,131
And when I fell over
on my bike
1240
00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:17,046
when she was on the back
1241
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:18,874
and she was three years old.
1242
00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:23,314
And she cried and she cried.
1243
00:52:24,837 --> 00:52:26,708
And I just tried to shake it off
1244
00:52:26,882 --> 00:52:29,537
and tried to make her laugh
like some fucking idiot.
1245
00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:36,892
I'’m a little lost right now.
1246
00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:42,637
Thanks.
1247
00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:45,684
That'’s it.
1248
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,167
Shit, I'’m sorry.
1249
00:52:52,299 --> 00:52:53,605
I'’m grateful.
1250
00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:59,306
I'’m grateful to
be here with you guys.
1251
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,269
I'’ve had
these tiny, tiny moments
1252
00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:07,009
where my mind gets quiet.
1253
00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:11,188
I'’m hoping
for more of those.
1254
00:53:14,365 --> 00:53:15,366
Thanks.
1255
00:53:16,236 --> 00:53:17,716
[Mike] Nice.[Pete] Nice.
1256
00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:19,500
Well done, brother.[applause]
1257
00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:22,329
[Pete] My man Morris.
1258
00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:33,993
[bed frame squeaking]
1259
00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:50,575
[squeaking continues]
1260
00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,410
[groans]
1261
00:54:08,810 --> 00:54:10,247
[sighs]
1262
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:16,557
[exhales]
1263
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,611
[Dip] Why you really
out here, Morris?
1264
00:54:28,003 --> 00:54:30,441
[Morris] Trying to figure out
what to tell my little girl.
1265
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,792
Like, how do you say,
"Hey, sweetie,
1266
00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:36,751
Daddy'’s
got a drinking problem
1267
00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:39,058
and that'’s why
he left you home alone
for 12 hours"?
1268
00:54:40,929 --> 00:54:43,280
That sounds pretty good
right there. [chuckles]
1269
00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:49,373
I never knew my dad.
1270
00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:53,464
Probably why
I'’m so fucked up.
1271
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,730
Yeah, when my dad died
that fucked me up too.
1272
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,431
[car approaches, stops]
1273
00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,215
[passenger]
Yeah, let'’s do it!
1274
00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:12,309
What'’s up, babe?
1275
00:55:12,483 --> 00:55:13,658
This fucking guy.[all] Hey!
1276
00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:15,529
Daddy'’s home.
1277
00:55:15,703 --> 00:55:17,096
[passenger]
Let'’s go. Reno, baby.
1278
00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:18,967
[Morris]
That is no good.
1279
00:55:19,794 --> 00:55:21,318
Weird night, huh, Morris?
1280
00:55:22,971 --> 00:55:24,016
Definitely.
1281
00:56:09,061 --> 00:56:10,715
[umpire] All right,
you got eight minutes.
1282
00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:12,020
Loosen up.
1283
00:56:12,194 --> 00:56:14,762
[chattering, cheering]
1284
00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:16,764
Anybody heard
from Garvey?
1285
00:56:16,938 --> 00:56:19,637
[Cedric] Gang,
you know he'’s locked up
in a hotel room in Reno.
1286
00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:21,465
Say goodbye to the house.
1287
00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:23,554
Never thought
I'’d be missing Garvey.
1288
00:56:23,728 --> 00:56:26,383
[Mike] Yo, if anyone needs
to be positive right now,
it'’s you, Pete.
1289
00:56:26,557 --> 00:56:27,819
Pull it together, man.
1290
00:56:27,993 --> 00:56:28,994
You'’re right, Mike D.
You'’re right.
1291
00:56:29,168 --> 00:56:30,822
Let'’s get it together, boys.
1292
00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:32,998
Honestly,
we'’re kind of fucked.[Morris] Come on, now.
1293
00:56:33,172 --> 00:56:35,130
I'’m gonna put Stew at first.
1294
00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:38,960
And let'’s have
Diego pinch-run for
any of you slowpokes.
1295
00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:40,353
We gotta
score some runs, guys.
1296
00:56:40,527 --> 00:56:42,268
If we score,
we have a chance.
1297
00:56:42,442 --> 00:56:44,879
Defense is getting better,
so let'’s do this.
1298
00:56:45,053 --> 00:56:46,794
- All right.
- Go get it.
1299
00:56:46,968 --> 00:56:48,230
[Morris]
So let'’s do this.
1300
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,145
[Mike] Let'’s go.
Come on, man!
1301
00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:52,974
All right.
1302
00:56:54,019 --> 00:56:54,933
Come on, Dip.
1303
00:56:55,107 --> 00:56:56,413
["Take The Field" playing]
1304
00:56:56,587 --> 00:56:58,327
♪ Woken up to a pint of Tuss ♪
1305
00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:00,155
♪ Bitch, I'’m born to bust
Dangerous ♪
1306
00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:02,070
♪ All my clicky shifty
And shiesty as fuck ♪
1307
00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:03,463
♪ Who want up, who want next? ♪
1308
00:57:03,637 --> 00:57:05,117
♪ Got one hundred on my neck ♪
1309
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:06,727
♪ Jewels
I break rules and cash checks ♪
1310
00:57:06,901 --> 00:57:07,946
♪ Slap dicks
Inside my new TECs ♪
1311
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,817
♪ Let'’s air it out ♪
1312
00:57:09,991 --> 00:57:11,123
♪ Got a lot of enemies
Don'’t talk about ♪
1313
00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:13,604
[chattering, shouting]
Fuck.
1314
00:57:13,778 --> 00:57:15,257
♪ I'’m really '’bout
Sex Pistols, violence ♪
1315
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,998
♪ Woke up on an island ♪
1316
00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:18,913
♪ Found out
It was Johnny Depp'’s ♪
1317
00:57:19,087 --> 00:57:20,349
♪ I'’ll get sued
If I talk '’bout it ♪
1318
00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:22,439
Safe. You don'’t
high five the other team.
1319
00:57:22,613 --> 00:57:24,092
It'’s not something
- you do in softball.
- They'’re doing so great.
1320
00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,529
- I said not on my field.
- Okay.
1321
00:57:25,703 --> 00:57:27,922
♪ Got a .45 up in my new ride ♪
1322
00:57:28,096 --> 00:57:29,446
Let'’s go. Run.
1323
00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:32,274
Safe.
1324
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,015
♪ Really hugging blocks
Really toting Glocks ♪
1325
00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:35,930
♪ Really off the shits
Really bobo off... ♪
1326
00:57:36,104 --> 00:57:37,062
[Mike] Wait.
1327
00:57:37,236 --> 00:57:40,152
Go back, go back, go back!
1328
00:57:40,326 --> 00:57:43,460
[shouting, groaning]
1329
00:57:44,548 --> 00:57:46,506
- [groans] Fuck.
- Strike!
1330
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,943
[song continues playing]
1331
00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:50,771
[shouts]
1332
00:57:50,945 --> 00:57:53,339
[chattering continues]
1333
00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:54,993
- Should I bunt it?
- Don'’t dare bunt.
1334
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:56,603
[Morris] No,
there'’s no bunting.
1335
00:57:58,170 --> 00:57:59,388
He'’s out.
1336
00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:00,825
[Morris] No bunting.
1337
00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:04,219
Run, run, run, run, run!
1338
00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:05,307
Run, Stew, run!
1339
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,874
Run, run, run, run!
1340
00:58:07,048 --> 00:58:08,789
Get back, get back,
get back, get back!
1341
00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:10,051
What are you doing?
1342
00:58:11,226 --> 00:58:12,663
- [umpire] Ball.
- What?
1343
00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:14,578
- Ball.
- It was obviously
a fucking strike.
1344
00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:16,710
It was obviously
- a fucking ball!
- What are you, blind?
1345
00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:18,277
What, you got
sunscreen in your eyes?
1346
00:58:18,451 --> 00:58:20,105
Hey, look at my eyes.
Twenty-twenty vision, bitch.
1347
00:58:20,279 --> 00:58:21,889
- That was a ball.
- Twenty-twenty, my ass.
1348
00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:23,717
Look right here,
- 20-20 vision!
- Whatever, you look like--
1349
00:58:23,891 --> 00:58:25,284
- Twenty-twenty vision!
- Back off of me!
1350
00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:26,894
Why don'’t you put
some Tic Tacs in your mouth?
1351
00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:28,417
You want out of this game?
1352
00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:29,767
I want out of this game.
I don'’t give a shit.
1353
00:58:29,941 --> 00:58:31,725
What, Morris?
It was obviously a strike!
1354
00:58:31,899 --> 00:58:33,161
[Jake] Relax, man.[Morris] Apologize.
1355
00:58:33,335 --> 00:58:34,728
All right,
I'’m sorry, okay?
1356
00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:36,077
- I'’m sorry.
- Relax, man.
1357
00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:37,775
- Chill, bro.
- You sure as hell are.
1358
00:58:37,949 --> 00:58:39,559
Fucking
Pebbles'’ grandmother.
1359
00:58:39,733 --> 00:58:42,040
[song continues playing]
1360
00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:43,476
[cheering]
1361
00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:46,174
Safe.
1362
00:58:47,088 --> 00:58:48,612
Ball game.
1363
00:58:49,438 --> 00:58:50,875
- Why?
- Go home.
1364
00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:53,007
- Mercy rule. Mercy rule.
- What?
1365
00:58:53,181 --> 00:58:54,356
- Mercy rule.
- What is that?
1366
00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:56,054
Mercy?
We want more pain.
1367
00:58:56,228 --> 00:58:57,969
They'’ve got too many runs.
You can'’t catch up.
1368
00:58:58,143 --> 00:58:59,797
That'’s game.[Morris] Mercy rule, guys!
1369
00:58:59,971 --> 00:59:01,189
- [umpire] Look it up.
- Goddamn it!
1370
00:59:01,363 --> 00:59:02,626
[umpire] Go home.
I gotta shit.
1371
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,323
Let'’s get all our shit
out of the dugout.
1372
00:59:05,803 --> 00:59:07,805
[Jake] It'’s called
cognitive dissonance.
1373
00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:10,634
The wanting to quit,
but not being able to.
1374
00:59:10,808 --> 00:59:13,985
[scoffs] You know
I got arrested twice
during the pregnancy?
1375
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:15,508
A nude pier jump.
1376
00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:17,858
And a DUI
in my parked car, bro.
1377
00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:21,122
It was hell for me.
Even more hell for his mom.
1378
00:59:21,296 --> 00:59:24,343
Spiritually,
one of the lowest places
I ever been.
1379
00:59:24,517 --> 00:59:26,911
And with
a beautiful little boy
on the way.
1380
00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:29,653
But I can'’t get caught up
in the couldas, shouldas.
1381
00:59:29,827 --> 00:59:31,959
I got a real chance now,
Morris, to be a rad dad.
1382
00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:34,048
[chuckles] I like that.
1383
00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:36,181
You'’re so lucky
you don'’t gotta get sober.
1384
00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:37,704
You'’re already doing it.
1385
00:59:37,878 --> 00:59:40,228
Kids, they'’ll love you
no matter what.
1386
00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:41,665
And if you can stay sober,
1387
00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:43,492
it'’ll make it
way less painful for them.
1388
00:59:46,408 --> 00:59:47,627
Kiedis lights me up.
1389
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,064
His mom and me
still have hiccups,
1390
00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:52,371
but we'’re getting better
at the co-parenting thing.
1391
00:59:52,545 --> 00:59:54,329
I'’m connected with some
sober guys that got kids,
1392
00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:56,593
so it really helps
give perspective.
1393
00:59:56,767 --> 00:59:58,203
Plus, there'’s always
some guy
1394
00:59:58,377 --> 01:00:00,205
that'’s been in
the same place I'’m in now.
1395
01:00:00,379 --> 01:00:02,120
And someone with
a way worse situation.
1396
01:00:03,512 --> 01:00:04,644
[Morris]
Kiedis, like Anthony?
1397
01:00:04,818 --> 01:00:05,950
Hey, I know, right?
1398
01:00:06,124 --> 01:00:07,604
His mom'’s a huge
Chili Peppers fan.
1399
01:00:07,778 --> 01:00:09,127
The kid looks like me,
1400
01:00:09,301 --> 01:00:10,911
so the fear that Anthony Kiedis
is his father...
1401
01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:12,913
[scoffs] ...that shit
did not last long.
1402
01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:14,436
[laughs]
1403
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,135
I always wanted to
direct a Chili Peppers video.
1404
01:00:18,745 --> 01:00:20,486
[Jake]
You'’ve surfed before, right?
1405
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:21,835
[Morris]
It'’s been a minute.
1406
01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:24,272
Hey, Jake!
1407
01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:27,232
Oh, hey, Kat, what'’s up?
1408
01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:28,625
Hey, that'’s Kat.
1409
01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:30,844
Kat does what I do.
Surf therapy.
1410
01:00:32,019 --> 01:00:33,978
All right.
Think I'’m gonna go out.
1411
01:00:37,808 --> 01:00:39,244
I'’m gonna stretch.
1412
01:00:39,418 --> 01:00:41,855
["Happy Damage" playing]
1413
01:00:50,037 --> 01:00:54,389
♪ Hey, man, what'’s the news? ♪
1414
01:00:54,563 --> 01:00:56,696
♪ Cracking up ♪
1415
01:00:57,479 --> 01:00:58,959
♪ How about you ♪
1416
01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:01,701
♪ Spacing out ♪
1417
01:01:02,484 --> 01:01:04,704
♪ Yeah, me too ♪
1418
01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:06,967
♪ Rolling on ♪
1419
01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:09,230
♪ Smiling through ♪
1420
01:01:09,404 --> 01:01:13,887
♪ I want happy damage ♪
1421
01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:18,326
♪ I want it all in my head ♪
1422
01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:21,852
♪ Psychic terror ♪
1423
01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:23,767
♪ What a waste ♪
1424
01:01:23,941 --> 01:01:25,594
[song fades]
1425
01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:27,292
What'’s going on,
you two?
1426
01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:32,863
[groans] Man.
1427
01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:34,908
You guys didn'’t catch
one single wave.
1428
01:01:35,648 --> 01:01:36,910
I'’m catching rays.
1429
01:01:37,084 --> 01:01:38,738
This is my happy place.
1430
01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:40,653
Surf. Therapy.
1431
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,264
Feel like
I'’ve been tricked.
1432
01:01:43,438 --> 01:01:45,353
You'’re just doing
way too much, my man.
1433
01:01:45,527 --> 01:01:46,703
Maybe slow down.
1434
01:01:47,573 --> 01:01:49,009
It'’s fun though, right?
1435
01:01:49,183 --> 01:01:50,402
Yeah.
1436
01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:52,534
I'’m gonna go
put my feet in the water.
1437
01:01:56,234 --> 01:01:57,235
You'’re pretty new?
1438
01:01:58,236 --> 01:01:59,324
Well, I used to surf
1439
01:01:59,498 --> 01:02:01,021
with my dad a lot
when I was young,
1440
01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:03,284
but it'’s been
more and more rare
over the years.
1441
01:02:04,416 --> 01:02:05,852
I'’m talking about sobriety.
1442
01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:09,813
Yeah. Uh...
1443
01:02:09,987 --> 01:02:11,379
Twenty-three days,
I think.
1444
01:02:11,553 --> 01:02:13,338
I just got a year.
1445
01:02:13,512 --> 01:02:14,687
Oh, congrats.
1446
01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:18,517
You'’re at a sober living
for girls?
1447
01:02:18,691 --> 01:02:20,693
Was. I'’m out now.
1448
01:02:20,867 --> 01:02:22,129
Got my own pad.
1449
01:02:22,303 --> 01:02:24,915
Trying to work things out
with my ex.
1450
01:02:25,089 --> 01:02:27,352
Still do surf therapy
with the girls from the house.
1451
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:32,574
I have a hard time
seeing you at a place
like Sweet Dreams.
1452
01:02:34,141 --> 01:02:36,143
Misery doesn'’t care
what you look like.
1453
01:02:49,330 --> 01:02:51,463
What do you like, man?
Jazz? Hip-hop?
1454
01:02:51,637 --> 01:02:53,595
You look like
a blues kind of guy
though to me.
1455
01:02:54,509 --> 01:02:56,381
I want to be sober.
1456
01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:58,992
I want to be
a rad dad to my little girl.
1457
01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:01,342
That'’s great to hear, man.
1458
01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:03,780
I heard this guy
the other day
say this at a meeting--
1459
01:03:03,954 --> 01:03:06,695
"Argue for your own limitations
and you get to keep them."
1460
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:08,872
[engine starts]
1461
01:03:22,363 --> 01:03:24,452
[Pete] We'’re out of time, guys.[Morris] Thanks, Mike D.
1462
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:31,764
Big B.
1463
01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:33,897
What'’s up, homeboy?
1464
01:03:39,293 --> 01:03:42,166
You know, I probably
would'’ve been
more shaken up
1465
01:03:42,340 --> 01:03:44,385
had I not been so wasted
from the night before.
1466
01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:45,909
[chuckles]
1467
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:49,651
I got so fucked up
on an international flight,
1468
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,653
I woke up
on the beach in Brazil
1469
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:54,047
and I was married
to a prostitute.
1470
01:03:55,222 --> 01:03:58,617
[laughs] Oh, dear.
1471
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:00,140
I might still be.
1472
01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:05,406
[Frank] Sounds like
you got your hands full, man.
1473
01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:07,147
Just stay close.
1474
01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:09,454
If you go all in on this,
you'’re gonna be amazed.
1475
01:04:09,628 --> 01:04:11,151
You'’re gonna find
that your old dreams,
1476
01:04:11,325 --> 01:04:13,545
they become
very different new dreams, man.
1477
01:04:13,719 --> 01:04:14,981
And you know what?
1478
01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:16,417
You'’ll start
caring about other people.
1479
01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:18,028
You won'’t be
a self-centered prick anymore,
1480
01:04:18,202 --> 01:04:19,943
burning bridges all over town.
1481
01:04:21,727 --> 01:04:22,859
I, um...
1482
01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:28,995
I was gonna maybe ask
if you could be my sponsor.
1483
01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:32,825
You know, all the signs
point to me taking
this sober thing seriously.
1484
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,654
I'’ll be your sponsor
under two conditions.
1485
01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:37,308
One, you call me every day.
1486
01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:39,136
Call me, don'’t text me.
1487
01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:41,399
I'’m too old to be squinting
at my fucking phone and shit.
1488
01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:43,314
And two, don'’t lie to me.
1489
01:04:43,488 --> 01:04:45,142
Morris, if you lie to me,
we'’re done.
1490
01:04:45,316 --> 01:04:46,621
Okay.
1491
01:04:46,795 --> 01:04:48,014
No, I mean,
if you lie to me, we'’re done.
1492
01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:49,407
I got it.
1493
01:04:49,581 --> 01:04:50,712
Okay.
1494
01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,105
Fucking Christ.
Do you want to eat?
1495
01:04:52,279 --> 01:04:53,628
'’Cause I want to eat.
1496
01:04:53,802 --> 01:04:55,892
- Yeah, I could eat.
- Yeah, he can eat!
1497
01:04:56,066 --> 01:04:57,328
Yeah.
1498
01:04:57,502 --> 01:04:59,286
Fuck yeah.
Let'’s eat, dude.
1499
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:00,374
[chuckles]
1500
01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:01,898
[Frank] You got a big book?
1501
01:05:02,072 --> 01:05:03,508
'’Cause I got some pages
I want you to read.
1502
01:05:03,682 --> 01:05:06,119
Jesus! What the fuck?
1503
01:05:08,252 --> 01:05:09,427
Guess lunch is out.
1504
01:05:11,342 --> 01:05:13,866
Sweet shit, it looks like
fucking Chernobyl in there.
1505
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,390
Hey, you guys can'’t go in there.
We'’re closed for a while.
1506
01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:19,306
Some asshole drove
his truck through
the wall a few weeks ago.
1507
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,700
Just waiting for insurance
to come and take some photos.
1508
01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:23,920
In the meantime,
I'’m just trying to air it out.
1509
01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:28,446
Morris, let'’s go.
What the fuck, man.
1510
01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:29,926
Come on. I'’m starving.
1511
01:05:35,844 --> 01:05:37,281
That place across the street
is pretty good.
1512
01:05:37,455 --> 01:05:39,457
They got half the recipes
from here anyway.
1513
01:05:39,631 --> 01:05:41,328
Right.
I'’m not really hungry anymore.
1514
01:05:41,502 --> 01:05:43,504
Do you think
we can just go back
to the house?
1515
01:05:44,897 --> 01:05:47,160
You'’re a weird guy,
- Morris.
- I know.
1516
01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:48,335
- I know.
- Let'’s go.
1517
01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:52,731
Boom. Sweet Dreams, kid.
1518
01:05:52,905 --> 01:05:54,472
This is where it all happens.
1519
01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,128
Hey.
1520
01:05:58,302 --> 01:06:00,304
You sure you'’re okay, Morris?
1521
01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:02,610
Yeah. Yeah, I'’m good.
1522
01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:06,658
- Uh, I'’ll call you tomorrow.
- We got a lot of work to do.
1523
01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:09,835
Turns out our stories
are more alike
than we thought, you know.
1524
01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,968
[chuckles]
Thanks for the lift, Frank.
1525
01:06:12,142 --> 01:06:13,230
Okay.
1526
01:06:19,149 --> 01:06:20,585
[Mike] Yo, Pete!
1527
01:06:21,586 --> 01:06:23,153
What the fuck, bro?
1528
01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:31,813
They put a sign up
for the auction.
1529
01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:48,047
[sobbing]
1530
01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:50,136
[shouts]
1531
01:06:50,310 --> 01:06:51,572
["Woke Up" playing]
1532
01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:53,879
[whooping]
1533
01:06:57,796 --> 01:06:59,841
[Mike] Oh. Oh. Oh!
1534
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:00,929
Yeah!
1535
01:07:01,104 --> 01:07:02,714
Boom, baby, boom!
1536
01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:08,589
Come on, baby.
1537
01:07:10,591 --> 01:07:12,289
Let'’s go!
1538
01:07:12,463 --> 01:07:14,726
- Strike zone.
- Happy birthday, dude.
1539
01:07:23,169 --> 01:07:25,911
- This is a lot.
- You gotta lighten up, buddy.
1540
01:07:26,085 --> 01:07:27,956
Everybody love bowling.
1541
01:07:28,131 --> 01:07:29,610
There'’s girls here.
1542
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:31,221
Plus, this is better
than sitting at home
1543
01:07:31,395 --> 01:07:33,266
watching Cruise
eat fucking pizza rolls.
1544
01:07:34,137 --> 01:07:35,399
[Cedric]
Damn, Stew, I see you.
1545
01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:37,314
Yeah, that'’s right.
This is Raquel.
1546
01:07:37,488 --> 01:07:39,533
All the Roughhouse girls
are down there.
1547
01:07:39,707 --> 01:07:40,969
- Hey, I'’m Jake.
- Hey, Raquel.
1548
01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:42,188
Morris.
1549
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,495
Is Kat down there too
or what?
1550
01:07:44,669 --> 01:07:45,670
Yeah, yeah.
1551
01:07:45,844 --> 01:07:47,280
I'’ll be right back.
1552
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,415
All right, Dippity Doo.
1553
01:07:51,589 --> 01:07:52,720
Ow!
1554
01:07:54,287 --> 01:07:55,462
Come on,
come on, come on.
1555
01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:56,898
[pins clattering]
1556
01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:59,162
Hello, everyone.
1557
01:07:59,336 --> 01:08:01,729
Didn'’t know
the Insane Clown Posse
had a bowling team.
1558
01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:04,254
Morris, just the man
I was looking for.
1559
01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:06,038
Okay.
1560
01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:08,954
We haven'’t met,
but I'’ve heard a lot about you.
1561
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,651
Hmm.
1562
01:08:10,825 --> 01:08:12,697
I'’m Bert,
D. Squiz'’s manager.
1563
01:08:13,611 --> 01:08:16,614
I'’m sorry. Who'’s D. Squiz?
1564
01:08:17,789 --> 01:08:19,617
You living under a rock?
1565
01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:21,227
Yeah.
1566
01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:22,663
Follow me.
1567
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,454
Hey. Hey.
1568
01:08:30,628 --> 01:08:31,977
Isn'’t that
D. Squiz'’s dude?
1569
01:08:33,021 --> 01:08:34,066
How the fuck you know that?
1570
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,372
The Internet.
1571
01:08:44,598 --> 01:08:47,210
So my director bailed
last minute
1572
01:08:47,384 --> 01:08:49,864
to do some Marvel shit,
so I'’m fucked.
1573
01:08:50,038 --> 01:08:51,388
Bert told me
you'’re the man, though.
1574
01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:53,216
I'’m making fun of
all the '’90s bands.
1575
01:08:53,390 --> 01:08:55,696
I really want it
to feel like that, okay?
1576
01:08:55,870 --> 01:08:57,959
I got a big-ass budget.
It'’s gonna be on some MTV shit.
1577
01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:02,399
And you guys want me?
1578
01:09:02,573 --> 01:09:04,009
[Bert] We don'’t care
what anybody else says.
1579
01:09:04,183 --> 01:09:05,271
You'’re the guy.
1580
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:07,752
It'’s all set up
for Saturday.
1581
01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:09,493
All you gotta do
is show up.
1582
01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:11,016
Saturday, this Saturday?
1583
01:09:11,190 --> 01:09:13,061
- Like, this Saturday.
- Shit.
1584
01:09:14,976 --> 01:09:15,890
- All right?
- Hey.
1585
01:09:16,064 --> 01:09:17,501
Are you in or are you out?
1586
01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:23,115
[chattering]
1587
01:09:25,073 --> 01:09:27,685
[Pete] I'’m gonna need
all you guys to blow!
1588
01:09:27,859 --> 01:09:31,123
Dip, Cedric, Morris,
you'’re on the pee list tonight!
1589
01:09:31,297 --> 01:09:32,820
[Cedric] Aight, bet.
1590
01:09:32,994 --> 01:09:35,432
Yo, next time I'’m gonna get
a turkey though, watch.
1591
01:09:35,606 --> 01:09:37,260
Take a leak.
1592
01:09:37,434 --> 01:09:38,870
Hey, you get her number?
1593
01:09:39,044 --> 01:09:41,046
I got her IG,
- but she already blocked me.
- Fuck!
1594
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:44,528
Here you go.
Thanks, Morris.
1595
01:09:47,444 --> 01:09:48,445
Dip.
1596
01:09:48,619 --> 01:09:49,794
Yes, sir.
1597
01:09:54,364 --> 01:09:56,366
[urinating]
1598
01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:06,245
Weird. It'’s coming up
hot for opiates.
1599
01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:08,726
Hmm. Yup.
1600
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,467
There something
you need to tell me?
1601
01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:14,688
I ate a poppy seed bagel
the other day.
1602
01:10:14,862 --> 01:10:16,777
You know what?
We'’ll just talk
after Cedric gets done.
1603
01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:19,302
Get out of here.
Wait for me over there.
Ced, come on.
1604
01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:22,827
Here you go.
1605
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,223
[urinating]
1606
01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:31,705
[Cedric] Not so fresh,
but it'’s clean.
1607
01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:34,317
Damn, Dip.
Told you not to eat that bagel.
1608
01:10:34,491 --> 01:10:36,014
Hey, Jake.
1609
01:10:36,188 --> 01:10:37,711
Put these samples
up for me, okay?
1610
01:10:37,885 --> 01:10:39,757
And take
the Breathalyzer equipment
and put it up too.
1611
01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:41,280
- All right, Pete.
- Thank you.
1612
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:43,804
[sighs]
1613
01:10:45,153 --> 01:10:47,068
You know, once
we send those samples
over to the lab,
1614
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:50,811
we'’ll be able to trace
if it'’s a bagel
or something else.
1615
01:11:01,735 --> 01:11:02,910
Fuck.
1616
01:11:07,915 --> 01:11:09,830
Oh, fuck. Jesus.
1617
01:11:11,354 --> 01:11:12,790
[groans][Kat] What'’s up, boys?
1618
01:11:13,443 --> 01:11:14,357
The fuck?
1619
01:11:14,531 --> 01:11:16,010
Oh, yeah,
you guys made it!
1620
01:11:16,184 --> 01:11:17,621
Jake to
the motherfucking rescue.
1621
01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:19,710
More like Kat to
the motherfucking rescue.
1622
01:11:19,884 --> 01:11:20,798
What'’s up, girl?
1623
01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:22,495
Why didn'’t you tell me?
1624
01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:24,280
Man, you got a lot
going on as it is,
1625
01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:25,846
so I just wanted to
look out for you.
1626
01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:27,370
Diego, do you got our uniforms?
1627
01:11:27,544 --> 01:11:28,806
Yeah, they'’re right here.
1628
01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:29,981
Meet Syd and Lily.
1629
01:11:30,155 --> 01:11:31,548
Hi.[Pete] Hi, Syd.
1630
01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:32,897
I'’m Cedric.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.
1631
01:11:33,071 --> 01:11:34,028
Hi. Diego.
1632
01:11:34,202 --> 01:11:36,248
- Tom Cruise.
- I'’m Dip.
1633
01:11:36,422 --> 01:11:38,424
Uh, who'’s that?
1634
01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:39,991
Stew.
1635
01:11:40,165 --> 01:11:42,254
Aw, we love Stew.
1636
01:11:42,907 --> 01:11:45,475
Okay, guys, and girls,
1637
01:11:45,649 --> 01:11:48,347
we'’ve been playing
pretty good on defense lately,
1638
01:11:48,521 --> 01:11:49,870
so let'’s stick with that.
1639
01:11:50,044 --> 01:11:53,221
Just get hits. Small ball.
We need base runners.
1640
01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,572
Stop trying to
win the game in one at bat.
1641
01:11:55,746 --> 01:11:58,314
And I don'’t need
to remind everyone
that if we lose today,
1642
01:11:58,488 --> 01:12:00,316
we are done
in more ways than one,
1643
01:12:00,490 --> 01:12:02,927
so let'’s--Then stop reminding us,
bro. It'’s depressing.
1644
01:12:03,101 --> 01:12:04,537
[Mike] Yeah,
we don'’t need a pep talk.
1645
01:12:04,711 --> 01:12:06,234
Let'’s just go murder
these motherfuckers.
1646
01:12:06,409 --> 01:12:07,410
[sighs]
1647
01:12:07,584 --> 01:12:09,150
Wait,
I'’m not wearing this.
1648
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,717
[Diego] What?
I worked hard on those.
1649
01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:12,458
I like it.
1650
01:12:13,372 --> 01:12:14,634
[Morris] All right,
let'’s do this.
1651
01:12:14,808 --> 01:12:16,027
Kat, you'’re leading off.
1652
01:12:16,201 --> 01:12:17,550
- Let'’s get to it.
- Let'’s do it, Kat!
1653
01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:19,378
- Come on now!
- Here you go, Kat.
1654
01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:21,424
["Make Me Wanna Die" playing]
1655
01:12:23,774 --> 01:12:25,341
[cheering]
1656
01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:39,485
♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪
1657
01:12:39,659 --> 01:12:42,575
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1658
01:12:42,749 --> 01:12:45,796
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1659
01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:49,495
♪ I dry those tears
From your eyes... ♪
1660
01:12:49,669 --> 01:12:51,149
Aw, fuck.
1661
01:12:51,323 --> 01:12:53,369
That'’s all you, Kat, come on!
That'’s all you!
1662
01:12:54,413 --> 01:12:55,371
Let'’s go!
1663
01:12:55,545 --> 01:12:57,373
[cheering, shouting]
1664
01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:01,420
Hustle! Hustle!
1665
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,815
All right!
1666
01:13:04,989 --> 01:13:07,600
Hold on line drives
and watch pop-ups.
1667
01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:08,732
All right.
1668
01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:10,386
Here you go.
1669
01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:14,912
♪ I gotta go outside ♪
1670
01:13:15,086 --> 01:13:17,958
♪ '’Cause it'’ll make me smile ♪
1671
01:13:18,132 --> 01:13:20,961
♪ Yeah, it'’ll make me smile ♪
1672
01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:23,877
♪ Oh, why ♪
1673
01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:26,967
♪ Don'’t you go outside? ♪
1674
01:13:27,141 --> 01:13:29,317
♪ You think
It'’ll make you smile? ♪
1675
01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:30,971
♪ Think
It'’ll make you smile... ♪
1676
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,233
I got it!
1677
01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:35,019
[umpire] Ball game!
1678
01:13:35,193 --> 01:13:37,413
[cheering, chattering]
1679
01:13:43,157 --> 01:13:46,639
We got two more games!
We got two more games to win!
1680
01:13:46,813 --> 01:13:50,513
♪ And the mess we'’re making ♪
1681
01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:54,821
♪ It doesn'’t matter to me
Matter to me at all ♪
1682
01:13:57,128 --> 01:14:01,698
♪ Oh, and the news
They'’ll hate you ♪
1683
01:14:01,872 --> 01:14:03,743
Yahoo!
1684
01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:06,006
♪ It doesn'’t matter to me
Matter to me at all ♪
1685
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,878
All right!
Let'’s go, Kit Kat!
1686
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:11,447
Give me some!
Nice work!
1687
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,147
- Let'’s go!
- Let'’s go!
1688
01:14:16,321 --> 01:14:18,671
- [Mike] Two runs!
- Maybe we should try
to get it in the gap.
1689
01:14:26,679 --> 01:14:28,289
Go, baby, go!
1690
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,769
[shouting, cheering]
1691
01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:30,683
Safe!
1692
01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:32,772
[cheering]
1693
01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:37,603
♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪
1694
01:14:37,777 --> 01:14:40,563
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1695
01:14:40,737 --> 01:14:43,217
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1696
01:14:44,567 --> 01:14:48,440
♪ I dry those tears
From your eyes ♪
1697
01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:52,139
♪ They make me want to die ♪
1698
01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:54,794
♪ They make me want to die ♪
1699
01:14:54,968 --> 01:14:56,056
♪ Die ♪
1700
01:15:08,721 --> 01:15:10,636
[knocking on door]
1701
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:16,294
Hey.
1702
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:18,426
You again.
1703
01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:20,864
Um, we'’re still closed.
1704
01:15:21,038 --> 01:15:23,997
Right. Is the owner here
by any chance?
1705
01:15:24,868 --> 01:15:26,086
Will!
1706
01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:27,740
Guy wants to talk to you.
1707
01:15:31,265 --> 01:15:33,659
- What'’s going on, brother?
- Hey.
1708
01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:36,880
My name is Morris,
and I'’m in a program.
1709
01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:41,145
And my sponsor suggested
that I come down here
1710
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:43,626
to tell you
that I may be the person
1711
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,194
that caused all this damage
to your place.
1712
01:15:50,067 --> 01:15:51,372
You'’re purple pants guy?
1713
01:15:52,069 --> 01:15:53,113
Yeah.
1714
01:15:56,769 --> 01:15:58,249
And part of my recovery...
1715
01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:02,427
If there'’s anything
I can do to make it right,
1716
01:16:02,601 --> 01:16:06,126
I'’d like to offer
that up because I'’m...
1717
01:16:09,260 --> 01:16:11,262
Hey, Frank,
you'’re not gonna believe this.
1718
01:16:11,436 --> 01:16:13,656
The owner is sober!
1719
01:16:13,830 --> 01:16:16,397
[laughs]
I have to work out the damages,
1720
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,443
but, you know,
he'’s not gonna call the cops.
1721
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:21,272
And I still have to figure out
whose truck I crashed, but...
1722
01:16:21,446 --> 01:16:23,404
Oh, God,
this is great, isn'’t it?
1723
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,102
[laughs]
1724
01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:27,278
Frank? You there?
1725
01:16:29,802 --> 01:16:30,977
Ah, shit.
1726
01:16:33,893 --> 01:16:35,765
Frank! Hey!
1727
01:16:35,939 --> 01:16:39,116
You'’re not gonna believe this,
but the owner is sober.
[chuckles]
1728
01:16:41,553 --> 01:16:42,685
[phone buzzes]
1729
01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:55,915
[sighs]
1730
01:17:04,402 --> 01:17:06,883
I don'’t know how the hell
you guys pulled this off.
1731
01:17:08,406 --> 01:17:09,886
A lot of luck though.
1732
01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:11,539
[chuckles]
1733
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:12,802
How'’s your old man?
1734
01:17:12,976 --> 01:17:14,847
He'’s better.
1735
01:17:15,021 --> 01:17:17,937
I think the in-and-out
of the hospital was worse
than him being sick.
1736
01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:19,330
Mmm.
1737
01:17:19,504 --> 01:17:21,680
My dad,
he was so defiant.
1738
01:17:21,854 --> 01:17:23,900
Just always out
partying with his friends
1739
01:17:24,074 --> 01:17:27,338
and always hiding
from his family.
1740
01:17:27,512 --> 01:17:29,166
Never showed anybody
any pain.
1741
01:17:30,254 --> 01:17:32,082
Then he fucking
has a heart attack
1742
01:17:32,256 --> 01:17:34,040
from eating
too many hot dogs.[scoffs]
1743
01:17:35,128 --> 01:17:36,652
Sorry about your dad, Morris.
1744
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:39,089
I'’m impressed, man.
1745
01:17:39,263 --> 01:17:41,526
I mean, when you first got here,
I was like,
1746
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:45,051
"This guy has
no shot of making it."
1747
01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:47,793
I mean, you were so warped
in the image that you created.
1748
01:17:48,838 --> 01:17:51,275
Well, the guys
shut that down real quick.
1749
01:17:51,449 --> 01:17:54,060
You know,
I thought I was so cool.
1750
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,020
I'’m a dork.
1751
01:17:57,194 --> 01:17:58,151
Thirty days.
1752
01:17:58,325 --> 01:18:00,545
It'’s a big fucking deal, man.
1753
01:18:01,764 --> 01:18:03,504
You'’re working the steps
with Frank, yeah?
1754
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,594
Yeah, you know,
I'’m still freaking out
1755
01:18:06,769 --> 01:18:08,335
over the truck
I stole and crashed,
1756
01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:10,424
but Frank says
if I have one foot
in the future
1757
01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:11,774
and one foot in the past,
1758
01:18:11,948 --> 01:18:13,253
I'’m shitting on
the present, so...
1759
01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:16,256
Remember,
what you focus on will grow.
1760
01:18:17,214 --> 01:18:19,303
Like the connections
with these guys.
1761
01:18:20,608 --> 01:18:22,132
Just go
where the love is, man.
1762
01:18:22,306 --> 01:18:24,090
Go where the love is!
1763
01:18:27,006 --> 01:18:29,356
I'’m thinking of
stacking the lineup.
1764
01:18:30,749 --> 01:18:33,447
What?
I mean, you'’re the coach.
1765
01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:36,450
Things have been going so well,
it'’s kind of odd
to change things up.
1766
01:18:37,016 --> 01:18:38,365
That doesn'’t help.
1767
01:18:38,539 --> 01:18:40,977
Come on, man,
you'’re a baseball guy.
1768
01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:42,543
Like, what if
something happens to me?
1769
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:45,329
I have
a stroke or something.
1770
01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:46,547
Stroke?
1771
01:18:47,418 --> 01:18:48,506
The fuck outta here.
1772
01:18:50,247 --> 01:18:52,771
You put that out there,
what'’s the matter with you?
1773
01:18:55,426 --> 01:18:56,470
[chuckles]
1774
01:19:03,434 --> 01:19:04,870
[sighs]
1775
01:19:11,268 --> 01:19:13,749
Oh, man,
what am I gonna
tell everybody?
1776
01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:17,274
[engine starts]
1777
01:19:32,028 --> 01:19:33,638
♪ I'’m tryna fuck
Before the bomb drops ♪
1778
01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:35,422
♪ Get to you before
They build that wall ♪
1779
01:19:35,596 --> 01:19:37,163
♪ Party on till my heart stops ♪
1780
01:19:37,337 --> 01:19:38,774
♪ Before all of
That cholesterol ♪
1781
01:19:38,948 --> 01:19:40,558
♪ They copping pistols
Apocalypto ♪
1782
01:19:40,732 --> 01:19:42,516
♪ But I just want you
To take that off ♪
1783
01:19:42,690 --> 01:19:44,344
♪ If they pull us over
They can'’t hold us ♪
1784
01:19:44,518 --> 01:19:45,955
♪ We'’ll fuck
In front of that racist cop ♪
1785
01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:47,739
♪ The world gone to shit ♪
1786
01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:49,262
♪ We just trying to get lit ♪
1787
01:19:49,436 --> 01:19:51,134
♪ 24K handcuffs... ♪
1788
01:19:51,308 --> 01:19:53,440
- Here you go. Thank you.
- Bye.
1789
01:19:53,614 --> 01:19:55,051
[song fades]
1790
01:19:55,225 --> 01:19:56,487
Damn, Morris.
1791
01:19:57,488 --> 01:19:58,532
Fuck.
1792
01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:00,752
Hey, y'’all seen
a tall white guy
1793
01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:02,145
with gray hair and glasses?
1794
01:20:02,319 --> 01:20:03,668
Nah, sorry.
1795
01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:05,496
Damn.[umpire] Game time!
1796
01:20:05,670 --> 01:20:07,367
Let'’s go, guys![sighs]
1797
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:09,108
Where the fuck
- you at, Morris?
- All right, let'’s go.
1798
01:20:09,282 --> 01:20:10,501
Game time!
1799
01:20:10,675 --> 01:20:11,850
[Pete] All right,
bring it in, everybody!
1800
01:20:12,024 --> 01:20:13,069
Come on!
1801
01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:14,853
Come on, Cruise,
hustle in!
1802
01:20:15,506 --> 01:20:16,899
Come on, guys!
1803
01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:18,161
Uh...
1804
01:20:19,075 --> 01:20:21,077
Uh... [chuckles]
1805
01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:23,340
Has anybody seen
Morris or Diego?
1806
01:20:23,514 --> 01:20:26,299
I seen Morris chopping it up
with D. Squiz
at the alley the other night.
1807
01:20:26,473 --> 01:20:27,910
I knew some shit was slimy.
1808
01:20:28,084 --> 01:20:29,259
Why the fuck
wouldn'’t you tell me?
1809
01:20:29,433 --> 01:20:30,651
You always tell me
to mind my own.
1810
01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,262
Motherfucker!
1811
01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:37,528
Okay, we'’ll just, um, do
what we always do.
1812
01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:40,531
Uh, except I'’ll take
Morris'’s spot on the lineup.
1813
01:20:40,705 --> 01:20:43,360
Aw, hell nah. Come on, Pete.
We gotta wait for them.
1814
01:20:43,534 --> 01:20:45,710
- They should be here by now.
- He fucked us for D. Squiz.
1815
01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:46,798
Hell no.
1816
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:49,279
Uh, why don'’t we, uh...
1817
01:20:49,453 --> 01:20:50,846
Ced, you'’re up.
1818
01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:52,586
[Diego]
Hostage situation!
1819
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:54,458
Morris sent me
on a wild goose chase.
1820
01:20:55,676 --> 01:20:58,114
Sorry, everybody.
My wires got crossed a little.
1821
01:20:58,288 --> 01:21:00,246
[Mike] Drive it in, buddy.
Way to drive it home.
1822
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:01,639
[laughing]
1823
01:21:02,988 --> 01:21:04,990
We'’ll talk later, Morris.
1824
01:21:05,164 --> 01:21:06,426
Yeah.
1825
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,646
But right now,
Jake, you'’re leading off.
1826
01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:10,082
Switching things around,
everybody,
1827
01:21:10,256 --> 01:21:11,692
so we can score some runs quick
1828
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,172
and get ahead of these pricks.
1829
01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:14,913
[Bobby] Hey, Morris!
1830
01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:17,785
Tell the chicks
they can come
celebrate with us later!
1831
01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:21,267
Bitches got the first round![groans] Gross.
1832
01:21:21,441 --> 01:21:22,616
[Pete]
Fucking hate that team.
1833
01:21:22,790 --> 01:21:24,140
You guys have history, huh?
1834
01:21:24,314 --> 01:21:26,403
Oh, yeah,
they beat us pretty bad.
1835
01:21:26,577 --> 01:21:28,971
With eight players,
and they were wasted.[Pete] That'’s right.
1836
01:21:29,145 --> 01:21:33,105
Coach, you really gonna put
Mike D, Stew, Cruise and Diego
back to back like that?
1837
01:21:33,279 --> 01:21:35,760
Hell yeah. Gives us a chance
to score five or six runs.
1838
01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:37,370
Without it,
we score two or three.
1839
01:21:37,544 --> 01:21:40,025
You know with them at bat,
we'’re gonna score zero.
1840
01:21:40,199 --> 01:21:42,114
[laughs] Look,
you guys asked me to coach.
1841
01:21:42,288 --> 01:21:43,811
No time to start
doubting me now.
1842
01:21:43,986 --> 01:21:45,726
Come on, let'’s get out there
and do this. Come on!
1843
01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:47,772
[cheering, whooping][Pete] Come on!
1844
01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,428
Come on. Come on.
1845
01:21:54,039 --> 01:21:55,258
Come on, Morris!
1846
01:21:57,477 --> 01:21:59,175
[cheering, whooping continue]
1847
01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:03,614
[umpire] Safe!
1848
01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:10,577
[chattering]
Safe!
1849
01:22:13,754 --> 01:22:16,235
[chattering continues]
1850
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:26,985
Move, you little shit!
1851
01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:32,643
[Mike] Cruise, Cruise,
look alive!
1852
01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,819
Hey, not bad.
Congratulations.
1853
01:22:34,993 --> 01:22:37,517
We gotta figure out
how to stop these guys.
1854
01:22:37,691 --> 01:22:39,650
Or just keep up with them.
1855
01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:41,434
[Cruise] Go, Jake!
1856
01:22:53,664 --> 01:22:54,708
Safe!
1857
01:22:57,189 --> 01:22:58,625
All right,
shake it off, shake it off.
1858
01:22:58,799 --> 01:22:59,975
[Cruise] Come on, Morris!
1859
01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:02,847
[Mike] Yeah, baby!
That'’s it!
1860
01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:04,153
Oh, my God!
1861
01:23:04,936 --> 01:23:06,938
Give me some, baby!
1862
01:23:08,244 --> 01:23:10,681
Whoo-hoo!
Come on, Kat, bring it in!
1863
01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:12,030
Whoo!
1864
01:23:12,204 --> 01:23:15,555
Come on, coach, baby!
Yahoo!
1865
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,863
Whoo-hoo![grunts]
1866
01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:23,563
[chattering continues]
1867
01:23:26,436 --> 01:23:27,263
[umpire] Out!
1868
01:23:32,050 --> 01:23:34,705
Hey, Morris,
this one'’s for your wife.
1869
01:23:37,925 --> 01:23:41,059
[exclaiming, chattering]
1870
01:23:42,887 --> 01:23:44,062
Hold him back,
hold him back!
1871
01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:45,498
Go to first,
go to first!
1872
01:23:46,847 --> 01:23:48,327
Ooh!
1873
01:23:48,501 --> 01:23:49,633
That'’s an out,
that'’s an out.
1874
01:23:49,807 --> 01:23:51,809
[grunts] Motherfuckers!
1875
01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:55,552
[Mike] Come on now, bud!
1876
01:23:56,857 --> 01:23:58,337
[Jake]
Come on, Chuck Morris!
1877
01:23:58,511 --> 01:23:59,556
[Bobby] Come on, Richie.
1878
01:23:59,730 --> 01:24:01,079
Come on, Mor!
1879
01:24:01,253 --> 01:24:03,951
[Mike] Let'’s go, Morris.
Come on, buddy.
1880
01:24:04,126 --> 01:24:06,389
[whooping]
1881
01:24:11,785 --> 01:24:14,353
[team] Good eye!
Good eye, good eye, baby!
1882
01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:19,010
♪ You got to trust
Your instincts ♪
1883
01:24:20,316 --> 01:24:23,928
♪ And let go of regret ♪
1884
01:24:26,104 --> 01:24:30,021
♪ And to bet
On yourself now, star ♪
1885
01:24:30,195 --> 01:24:32,850
♪ '’Cause that'’s your best bet ♪
1886
01:24:33,024 --> 01:24:35,853
[Stew continues
playing song]
1887
01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:39,204
[Kat] Go, go, go, go!
1888
01:24:39,378 --> 01:24:41,467
[Mike] We got a run!
We got a run!
1889
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:45,732
♪ This is the style we bring ♪
1890
01:24:45,906 --> 01:24:47,691
[Mike]
Let'’s go, Morris!
1891
01:24:49,780 --> 01:24:50,781
Thanks for this.
1892
01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:55,264
[Sofie] Daddy!
1893
01:24:55,438 --> 01:24:57,570
[song continues playing]
1894
01:24:58,397 --> 01:25:00,138
- Hey!
- Hey! There he is.
1895
01:25:03,228 --> 01:25:04,882
[cheering, shouting]
1896
01:25:05,056 --> 01:25:07,450
[Kat] Morris![Pete] Run, Morris!
Jesus!
1897
01:25:07,624 --> 01:25:08,712
Run!
1898
01:25:12,455 --> 01:25:13,586
[umpire] Safe!
1899
01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:16,720
Whoo!
1900
01:25:16,894 --> 01:25:19,723
- Yay!
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!
1901
01:25:22,552 --> 01:25:23,553
Let'’s go!
1902
01:25:24,989 --> 01:25:27,209
Go, Coach! Come on, Coach!
1903
01:25:27,383 --> 01:25:30,037
Good job! Yeah!
1904
01:25:32,997 --> 01:25:34,303
Safe.
1905
01:25:40,265 --> 01:25:41,136
Fuck!
1906
01:25:45,270 --> 01:25:46,532
What'’s your Instagram handle?
1907
01:25:46,706 --> 01:25:48,404
[spectator] All right,
come on, Sweet Dreams.
1908
01:25:48,578 --> 01:25:50,406
This is your last inning.
Let'’s go!
1909
01:25:50,580 --> 01:25:52,930
Let'’s go, Big C!
Come on, baby!
1910
01:25:54,932 --> 01:25:56,934
Come on, Ced!
1911
01:25:59,284 --> 01:26:01,721
Go, Cedric![Diego chattering
in Spanish]
1912
01:26:01,895 --> 01:26:03,636
- Fuck!
- Strike one!
1913
01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:04,811
Oh!
1914
01:26:04,985 --> 01:26:07,336
Two more. Let'’s go.
1915
01:26:07,510 --> 01:26:08,467
[laughs]
1916
01:26:08,641 --> 01:26:10,034
We'’re fucked.
1917
01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:11,296
[Cruise] Come on, Stew!
1918
01:26:11,470 --> 01:26:13,298
Come on, Stew, let'’s go!
1919
01:26:13,472 --> 01:26:15,213
Base rip, buddy, come on.
1920
01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:18,173
[Cruise]
Let'’s go, Beef Stew!
1921
01:26:18,347 --> 01:26:20,349
Come on, buddy,
let'’s get a hit, baby!
1922
01:26:20,523 --> 01:26:22,612
[Cruise] Come on, Stew![Mike] Come on, Stew!
1923
01:26:22,786 --> 01:26:24,875
[Morris]
Let'’s go, Stew. Base rip!
1924
01:26:25,049 --> 01:26:27,269
Base hit, buddy. You got this.
1925
01:26:27,443 --> 01:26:31,186
[chattering continues]
1926
01:26:39,759 --> 01:26:41,065
[umpire] Safe![chuckling]
1927
01:26:41,239 --> 01:26:43,459
Yeah, baby Stew, come on!
1928
01:26:43,633 --> 01:26:44,982
Give them that Stew shuffle!
1929
01:26:45,156 --> 01:26:47,202
Yeah! Whoo!
1930
01:26:52,468 --> 01:26:53,643
Thank you, God.
1931
01:26:53,817 --> 01:26:56,298
Come on, Diego.
Swing the bat, buddy.
1932
01:26:56,472 --> 01:26:58,125
Swing the bat.
Be aggressive.
1933
01:27:00,606 --> 01:27:02,521
- You have to swing, dude.
- Please.
1934
01:27:06,569 --> 01:27:08,135
[chattering, shouting]
1935
01:27:08,310 --> 01:27:10,660
Strike![Busby player]
Good job, Richie.
1936
01:27:10,834 --> 01:27:13,097
- Good form, I guess.
- It'’s all right, buddy.
It'’s okay.
1937
01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:16,100
At least you swung.[Morris] All right, buddy.
1938
01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:18,363
Come on,
give me your best shot!
1939
01:27:18,537 --> 01:27:19,843
[Cruise] Come on, Diego!
1940
01:27:23,455 --> 01:27:25,675
[crowd groans]
Strike! Batter out!
1941
01:27:29,026 --> 01:27:30,462
[laughing]
1942
01:27:30,636 --> 01:27:32,159
It'’s okay.
1943
01:27:32,334 --> 01:27:34,031
It'’s all right.
At least you swung that time.
1944
01:27:35,075 --> 01:27:36,773
Who'’s up? Is it Cruise?[exhales]
1945
01:27:36,947 --> 01:27:38,296
[Mike] Cruise![Pete] Cruise!
1946
01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:40,255
You got it, Cruise.[Kat] Come on, Tom!
1947
01:27:40,429 --> 01:27:42,126
[Mike] Come on, Cruise![Pete] Come on, Cruise.
1948
01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:43,910
- Don'’t fuck it up.
- Okay.
1949
01:27:44,084 --> 01:27:47,131
- Come on, Cruise.
- Let'’s go, Tom.
1950
01:27:48,611 --> 01:27:49,960
Hey, good game.
1951
01:27:50,134 --> 01:27:52,528
The hell are you doing, man?
Hit the ball. Damn.
1952
01:27:52,702 --> 01:27:53,833
Come on, Cruise!
1953
01:27:54,007 --> 01:27:55,400
- Better swing!
- Come on, buddy!
1954
01:27:55,574 --> 01:27:58,403
Earn your keep! Seven years!
Remember that, please!
1955
01:27:58,577 --> 01:28:00,666
Come on, Cruise, come on!
1956
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:02,233
[whimpers]
1957
01:28:03,539 --> 01:28:04,888
[Pete] You got it, Cruise.
1958
01:28:05,062 --> 01:28:06,585
You got it, Cruise!
1959
01:28:07,978 --> 01:28:09,153
[grunts][umpire] Strike!
1960
01:28:09,327 --> 01:28:10,633
We have no shot.
1961
01:28:10,807 --> 01:28:12,199
There'’s no way
it'’s gonna happen.
1962
01:28:15,812 --> 01:28:16,987
[exhales]
1963
01:28:18,771 --> 01:28:20,556
Bring it in, outfield.
1964
01:28:26,692 --> 01:28:28,999
[cheering]
1965
01:28:32,394 --> 01:28:33,786
[screaming][spectator] Shit!
1966
01:28:34,961 --> 01:28:36,006
- [umpire] Safe!
- Oh, shit.
1967
01:28:36,572 --> 01:28:37,616
Safe!
1968
01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:39,314
[groaning][Pete] You okay, Cruise?
1969
01:28:39,488 --> 01:28:41,272
[Morris] Hey, Pete. Come on.
1970
01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:43,143
He can'’t even get up.
1971
01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,015
You all right, buddy?
1972
01:28:45,189 --> 01:28:46,190
What hurts?
1973
01:28:46,364 --> 01:28:47,800
I think
I broke my anal bone.
1974
01:28:47,974 --> 01:28:49,324
- [Pete] It'’s a tailbone.
- You okay, man?
1975
01:28:49,498 --> 01:28:50,760
I broke both.
1976
01:28:50,934 --> 01:28:52,283
[Pete] Don'’t be dramatic.
You got this.
1977
01:28:52,457 --> 01:28:54,241
[whimpers]
1978
01:28:54,416 --> 01:28:56,331
[crowd applauds]
1979
01:28:56,505 --> 01:28:58,550
[Cedric] Shake it off, buddy!
Shake it off!
1980
01:28:58,724 --> 01:29:00,247
All right,
all right, all right.
1981
01:29:00,422 --> 01:29:01,640
[Morris] Nice and easy.
1982
01:29:01,814 --> 01:29:03,468
- [Cedric] Looking good, baby.
- Nice and easy.
1983
01:29:03,642 --> 01:29:06,297
[Kat] All right,
- give this boy some ice!
- You good?
1984
01:29:09,213 --> 01:29:11,171
Good job, Cruise.
Good job, dude.
1985
01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:13,217
Good job, buddy.
Good job, buddy.
1986
01:29:13,391 --> 01:29:14,740
Proud of you.
1987
01:29:16,829 --> 01:29:18,135
Diego.
1988
01:29:18,309 --> 01:29:20,267
- I need you to pinch-run.
- What? Are you serious?
1989
01:29:20,442 --> 01:29:21,443
Come on.
1990
01:29:22,531 --> 01:29:23,923
Come on, Diego.
1991
01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:25,621
You got it, you got it.
1992
01:29:27,057 --> 01:29:28,319
All right.[exhales]
1993
01:29:30,234 --> 01:29:32,497
Mike D, keep it
on the ground, man.
1994
01:29:32,671 --> 01:29:34,107
All we need'’s a base hit.
1995
01:29:34,281 --> 01:29:36,588
[cheering]
Come on, Mike D!
1996
01:29:43,378 --> 01:29:45,292
[Morris]
Get us a rip, Mike D!
1997
01:29:45,467 --> 01:29:48,034
All right, it'’s okay.
It'’s okay.
1998
01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:49,514
Good job. Good job.
1999
01:29:51,734 --> 01:29:52,691
Hi!
2000
01:29:55,302 --> 01:29:56,521
Let'’s go, Mike D!
2001
01:30:02,788 --> 01:30:05,965
Swing, batter, batter,
batter, batter! Swing!
2002
01:30:15,018 --> 01:30:16,628
[shouts]
2003
01:30:16,802 --> 01:30:17,847
Strike!
2004
01:30:18,891 --> 01:30:20,458
It'’s all right, Mike D.It'’s all right.
2005
01:30:23,722 --> 01:30:25,811
[Morris] Line drive, Mike D,
line drive.
2006
01:30:28,684 --> 01:30:30,294
Get him, Mike D,
get him!
2007
01:30:30,468 --> 01:30:31,904
[Kat] Put it on the ground!
2008
01:30:37,127 --> 01:30:39,303
Go, go, go! Go!
2009
01:30:42,001 --> 01:30:43,742
Go, go, go, go!
2010
01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:44,961
Run!
2011
01:30:48,486 --> 01:30:50,401
Diego, go, go, go!
2012
01:30:50,575 --> 01:30:52,534
Diego! Touch the plate!
2013
01:30:52,708 --> 01:30:54,057
- Whoo!
- Touch the plate!
2014
01:30:54,231 --> 01:30:55,362
Touch the plate, Diego!
2015
01:30:55,537 --> 01:30:56,451
The plate!
2016
01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:58,801
[cheering]
2017
01:31:18,690 --> 01:31:21,301
Baby! We did it!
2018
01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:23,434
Oh, baby!
2019
01:31:24,043 --> 01:31:25,480
Daddy!
2020
01:31:25,654 --> 01:31:27,438
Come here, baby.[squeals]
2021
01:31:27,612 --> 01:31:28,744
Come here.
2022
01:31:32,269 --> 01:31:34,489
Mommy said it'’s okay
if we go get ice cream.
2023
01:31:34,663 --> 01:31:37,579
- She did?
- Someone'’s slowly
coming around.
2024
01:31:37,753 --> 01:31:39,755
Did you have
anything to do with that?
2025
01:31:45,891 --> 01:31:48,198
Do you mind
if I bring a friend along?
2026
01:31:49,329 --> 01:31:51,723
I'’m not allowed on my own
just yet.
2027
01:31:51,897 --> 01:31:53,769
Of course
your friend can come, Daddy.
2028
01:31:53,943 --> 01:31:55,335
[chuckles]
2029
01:31:58,121 --> 01:32:00,819
Let'’s go get
- some ice cream.
- Yay!
2030
01:32:01,907 --> 01:32:05,302
- [laughs] Oh, boy.
- Yeah, buddy!
2031
01:32:05,476 --> 01:32:07,478
We did it, baby!
Whoo!
2032
01:32:07,652 --> 01:32:09,567
Not bad for a bunch of drunks.
2033
01:32:12,004 --> 01:32:14,441
- Yo, Pete.
- Yeah?
2034
01:32:14,616 --> 01:32:16,922
Are you sure we can'’t keep
just a little bit of the money?
2035
01:32:17,096 --> 01:32:18,663
Come on, man.
That'’s how it starts.
2036
01:32:18,837 --> 01:32:20,665
No. Nobody keeps
any of the money.
2037
01:32:20,839 --> 01:32:22,188
- It'’s for the house.
- Pete'’s silly.
2038
01:32:22,362 --> 01:32:23,102
Yeah.
2039
01:32:23,276 --> 01:32:24,669
Hear that, kid?
2040
01:32:25,670 --> 01:32:27,454
Go empty his pockets.
2041
01:32:27,629 --> 01:32:28,934
[Morris laughs]
2042
01:32:29,108 --> 01:32:31,589
- We won, baby.
- Yeah!
2043
01:32:33,765 --> 01:32:35,245
Proud of you, Daddy.
2044
01:32:35,419 --> 01:32:37,595
Thank you, baby.[Mike] That'’s right,
"Daddy!"
2045
01:32:37,769 --> 01:32:39,118
[engine starts]
2046
01:32:42,644 --> 01:32:44,080
[giggles]
2047
01:32:44,254 --> 01:32:45,560
[Cruise] Friends forever.
2048
01:32:57,963 --> 01:33:01,271
["Way Out" playing]
2049
01:35:18,147 --> 01:35:20,540
Let'’s do this for Johnny, guys.
Let'’s do it for Johnny.
2050
01:35:20,715 --> 01:35:24,762
[clapping][group] Johnny!
2051
01:35:24,936 --> 01:35:26,546
[Johnny]
The gloves are off.
2052
01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:28,853
Don'’t make a fucking animal
out of me now.
2053
01:35:29,027 --> 01:35:30,289
Okay, okay.
2054
01:35:30,463 --> 01:35:31,900
- [Lije] Half that.
- Okay, okay.
2055
01:35:33,205 --> 01:35:34,424
Maybe.
2056
01:35:34,598 --> 01:35:36,687
Fucking sing. Sing.
2057
01:35:36,861 --> 01:35:38,558
Fully do it
one year sober. Again.
2058
01:35:38,733 --> 01:35:41,039
And nobody gets a dime
unless you did one year sober.
2059
01:35:41,213 --> 01:35:43,912
The cash
is a real liability.[Lije] Do that again.
2060
01:35:44,086 --> 01:35:45,783
You do it again.
All right, yes, sir.
2061
01:35:45,957 --> 01:35:47,829
[crew laughing]
2062
01:35:53,051 --> 01:35:54,531
Watch this, Lije.
2063
01:35:54,705 --> 01:35:56,707
Watch this. You'’ll shit.
2064
01:35:56,881 --> 01:35:59,144
[Lije] Do we need a little AC,
- or you good?
- Nah, we'’re ready to go, kid.
2065
01:35:59,318 --> 01:36:00,929
- [Lije] Great, here we go.
- Let'’s fucking go.
2066
01:36:01,103 --> 01:36:02,539
[Pete] You gotta learn
how to share, buddy.
2067
01:36:02,713 --> 01:36:04,149
I don'’t want to learn
how to do it.
2068
01:36:04,323 --> 01:36:05,890
[cast, crew laughs]
2069
01:36:06,064 --> 01:36:08,501
Sick, sick people in here,
like the fucking Mayflower.
2070
01:36:08,675 --> 01:36:10,765
Putting us in here, Pete.
Stacking them, huh?
2071
01:36:11,940 --> 01:36:13,855
Why don'’t you just
sell my back to somebody?
2072
01:36:14,029 --> 01:36:15,857
Let somebody lay on my back.
2073
01:36:16,031 --> 01:36:18,250
Some drunk.[Pete] Nobody'’s trying
to sell your back.
2074
01:36:18,424 --> 01:36:21,123
Yeah, you'’re making money,
you little booze Scrooge.
2075
01:36:21,297 --> 01:36:22,907
You know what you'’re doing.[laughter]
2076
01:36:23,081 --> 01:36:24,474
Did you give it one of these?
2077
01:36:24,648 --> 01:36:27,085
Huh?
- No, but like this.
- Oh!
2078
01:36:27,259 --> 01:36:29,174
I just caught it
out the side of my eye.
2079
01:36:29,348 --> 01:36:30,785
- Like this.
- I thought
you went like that.
2080
01:36:30,959 --> 01:36:32,917
Surf therapy.
Okay, let'’s go again.
2081
01:36:35,050 --> 01:36:36,573
- Goddamn!
- Ow!
2082
01:36:36,747 --> 01:36:37,792
Fuck!
2083
01:36:40,707 --> 01:36:42,187
Oh!
2084
01:36:42,361 --> 01:36:43,536
You all right, Cruise?
2085
01:36:43,710 --> 01:36:46,191
I can'’t see![Pete] You can see.
2086
01:36:46,365 --> 01:36:48,803
Bro, that was
going to my dick, dude.
2087
01:36:48,977 --> 01:36:50,892
If you punch my dick, man,
I'’m gonna get your dick.
2088
01:36:51,066 --> 01:36:52,415
I wasn'’t trying
to hit him in the dick.
2089
01:36:52,589 --> 01:36:54,156
Hi-yah!
2090
01:36:54,330 --> 01:36:55,679
I was defending myself!
2091
01:36:56,636 --> 01:36:57,899
Bully.
2092
01:36:59,465 --> 01:37:01,337
We have a good time.
Look at this fucking guy.
2093
01:37:01,511 --> 01:37:02,512
[group laughs]
2094
01:37:02,686 --> 01:37:03,774
Looks like an egg.
2095
01:37:03,948 --> 01:37:05,341
[group laughs]
2096
01:37:05,515 --> 01:37:07,386
Look at this fucking guy.
Brawny paper towel man.
2097
01:37:09,519 --> 01:37:12,696
What'’s up, George Clooney?
Welcome to the loony bin.
2098
01:37:12,870 --> 01:37:15,655
Yo, Pete, this rehab
or a retirement home?
2099
01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:17,353
[snickers]
Look at them grays, bro.
2100
01:37:17,527 --> 01:37:18,876
[Morris laughs]
2101
01:37:19,050 --> 01:37:20,573
No fucking way.
2102
01:37:20,747 --> 01:37:23,925
If Charles Bronson
and Jackie Chan
had a love child.
2103
01:37:25,056 --> 01:37:26,666
- Can I say that?
- You can.
2104
01:37:26,841 --> 01:37:27,885
You come to my place
all fucked-up.
2105
01:37:28,059 --> 01:37:29,191
You know what this is, right?
2106
01:37:29,365 --> 01:37:30,496
I got a bunch
of degenerates in there.
2107
01:37:30,670 --> 01:37:31,715
They'’re barely holding on.
2108
01:37:31,889 --> 01:37:33,064
Smell a little bit
of lemon vodka,
2109
01:37:33,238 --> 01:37:34,457
they'’re all
back in the sewer.
2110
01:37:34,631 --> 01:37:36,241
Come here shit-faced?
Are you kidding me?
2111
01:37:36,415 --> 01:37:37,721
These guys smell
a little bit of vodka,
2112
01:37:37,895 --> 01:37:39,027
they go down the sewer.
You know that?
2113
01:37:39,201 --> 01:37:40,419
No,
being sober, douche.
2114
01:37:40,593 --> 01:37:42,334
No,
being sober, stupid.
2115
01:37:42,508 --> 01:37:44,989
I'’m gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my dick.
2116
01:37:45,163 --> 01:37:46,904
[cast, crew laughs]
2117
01:37:48,297 --> 01:37:49,951
[groaning]
So gross.
2118
01:37:50,125 --> 01:37:52,127
[babbles]
2119
01:37:55,217 --> 01:37:56,218
Hello?
2120
01:37:57,001 --> 01:37:58,176
[coughs]
2121
01:37:58,350 --> 01:38:00,004
Chew. Chew.
2122
01:38:03,181 --> 01:38:04,313
Chew.
2123
01:38:04,487 --> 01:38:06,184
[coughing]
I'’m getting Spike Jonze.
2124
01:38:07,838 --> 01:38:09,013
[groans]
2125
01:38:09,187 --> 01:38:11,363
Foolish.
He looked foolish.
2126
01:38:12,408 --> 01:38:14,714
- [Pete] Third, third!
- Okay, third.
2127
01:38:14,889 --> 01:38:15,933
Third, man!
2128
01:38:16,107 --> 01:38:17,587
- Fucking idiot.
- Third.
2129
01:38:17,761 --> 01:38:18,980
Third base, idiot!
2130
01:38:19,763 --> 01:38:21,678
Yeah![cheering]
2131
01:38:21,852 --> 01:38:23,288
Probably something left over
2132
01:38:23,462 --> 01:38:26,465
from that fucking weirdo
that was in here before you.
2133
01:38:26,639 --> 01:38:27,945
Total ant farmer.
2134
01:38:28,119 --> 01:38:29,816
Used to keep his piss
in Ziploc bags.
2135
01:38:29,991 --> 01:38:30,948
Look at me while I slept.
2136
01:38:31,122 --> 01:38:32,602
Used to eat his own eyebrows.
2137
01:38:35,561 --> 01:38:38,129
[cast, crew laughs]
That wasn'’t there before.
2138
01:38:38,303 --> 01:38:40,088
Ah![laughing]
2139
01:38:41,567 --> 01:38:42,612
Made it.
2140
01:38:45,223 --> 01:38:46,529
Turn it off.
2141
01:38:46,703 --> 01:38:48,574
[crew]
- Which one is that, yours?
- Probably.
2142
01:38:48,748 --> 01:38:49,836
My wife'’s dying.
2143
01:38:50,011 --> 01:38:51,447
Lije, you left me
hanging earlier.
2144
01:38:51,621 --> 01:38:54,537
Fucking dap
that shit up, kid.[Johnny] Yeah, yeah.
2145
01:38:55,886 --> 01:38:57,496
Right after
he did a great take.
2146
01:38:57,670 --> 01:39:00,108
[laughing]
He was wanting a little...
2147
01:39:00,282 --> 01:39:01,196
In the future.
2148
01:39:01,370 --> 01:39:02,588
Way to go, Stew!
2149
01:39:02,762 --> 01:39:05,069
[laughs]
2150
01:39:05,243 --> 01:39:07,289
Way to go, buddy!
Hell yeah!
2151
01:39:09,900 --> 01:39:11,684
Like that?[group laughs]
2152
01:39:11,858 --> 01:39:13,034
[Lije]
That was nice.