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[CRACK]

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YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME FEEL

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GOOD? VOLUNTEERING
TO HELP PEOPLE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN? INSTANT

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MESSAGING 4 GIRLS AT ONCE.

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LIKE ONE TIME, I MADE DRAKE

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COME WITH ME TO VOLUNTEER AT

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THIS HOME FOR THE ELDERLY.

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BUT IT WAS NOT FUN WHEN JOSH

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BROUGHT ME TO SOME OLD FOLKS'

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HOME TO HELP OUT.

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WE MET THIS COUPLE WHO WAS IN

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THEIR LATE EIGHTIES, MURRAY AND

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FRANCINE BOSHWIT.

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WHICH IS WHERE I GOT TO MEET

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MURRAY AND FRANCINE BOSHWIT.

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MRS. BOSHWIT TRIED TO CUT

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DRAKE'S HAIR, 'CAUSE SHE THOUGHT

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HE WAS A HIPPIE.

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NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE'S

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COMIN' AT ME WITH SCISSORS

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YELLIN', "HOLD STILL, HIPPIE!"

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AND THEN MR. BOSHWIT STARTS

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TELLING US THESE STORIES.

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THEN HER HUSBAND STARTS

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YAPPIN' ABOUT THE OLD DAYS.

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WHICH WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO

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BAD, EXCEPT THAT HE WAS EATING

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MEATLOAF WHILE HE TALKED.

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AND THE WHOLE TIME HE'S

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TALKIN', HE'S SCARFIN'
DOWN MEATLOAF.

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IT WAS KIND OF
LIKE... >> IMAGINE THIS.

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[MUMBLING]

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[MUMBLING] YOU GIVE ME ON

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GOOD REASON WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE

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CANCELED BONANZA.

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ANYWAY, I WENT BACK TO THAT

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OLD FOLKS' HOME
A BUNCH OF TIMES.

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I NEVER WENT BACK THERE AGAIN.

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'CAUSE I REALLY LIKE
CHEERING UP OLD PEOPLE.

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'CAUSE INSTANT MESSAGING
GIRLS IS WAY MORE FUN THAT

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HAVING MR. BOSHWIT SPIT MEATLOAF

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ON YOUR FACE.

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[CRACK]

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[BELL RINGS]

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OH, JEEZ! TAYLOR, HAVE

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YOU SEEN DRAKE? HEY.

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WHAT'S UP?!

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HAVE YOU SEEN DRAKE?!

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NO, SORRY. OH, HEY, DID THAT

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OINTMENT MAKE YOUR RASH GO AWAY?

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A LITTLE LOUDER. I DON'T

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THINK THEY HEARD
YOU IN AUSTRALIA!

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WHAT DO YOU NEED
DRAKE FOR SO BAD?

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I DON'T. MRS. HAYFER ALREADY

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HATES HIM. IF HE'S LATE ONE MORE

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TIME, SHE'S GONNA
BE REALLY MAD...

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GOOD MORNING, ADOLESCENTS.

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PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. TAYLOR,

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TAKE OFF YOUR HEADPHONES OR I

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WILL SELL THEM ON THE INTERNET.

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OH. WE HAVE AN EMPTY
SEAT. WHO'S NOT HERE?

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MRS. HAYFER, THE LUNCH

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LADIES ARE FIGHTING AGAIN.

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WHAT IS IT ABOUT SLOPPY JOE

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DAY THAT MAKES THOSE WOMEN SO

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VIOLENT? HELGA?! HELGA?

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SO WHAT ARE THE LUNCH LADIES

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FIGHTING ABOUT?

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THEY'RE NOT FIGHTING.

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THEN WHY DID YOU TELL MRS.

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HAYFER THAT THEY WERE FIGHTING?

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THANK YOU, BECCA.

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OF COURSE.

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AND HOW COULD I EVER REPAY YOU?

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I THINK YOU CAN GUESS.

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LET ME KNOW IF YOU
NEED MORE HELP.

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LET ME KNOW IF YOU
NEED ANY MORE DRAKE.

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OH, AND, UH, JOSH, YOU LEFT YOUR

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OINTMENT AT HOME.

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IS NOTHING PERSONAL?

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WELL, THE LUNCH LADIES WERE

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NOT FIGHTING AND I DON'T KNOW

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WHY THOSE GIRLS CALLED ME...

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DRAKE PARKER. WERE
YOU HERE WHEN I LEFT?

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OH, YEAH, TOTALLY, YOU

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PROBABLY DIDN'T SEE ME BECAUSE I

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HAD MY FACE BURIED IN THIS BOOK.

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ARE YOU LYING TO ME, DRAKE?

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WOULD I LIE TO YOU?

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LET ME THINK. YES. BUT I KNOW

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SOMEONE WHO NEVER LIES. JOSH,

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WAS DRAKE ON TIME
TO MY CLASS TODAY?

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HA HA. UM... YOU KNOW, LIKE,

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WHAT IS TIME WHEN YOU THINK

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ABOUT IT? BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

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EINSTEIN THEORIZED THAT TIME IS

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ACTUALLY KIND OF... >> JOSH.

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NO, HE WASN'T HERE ON TIME.

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JOSH!

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HE TOLD THAT GIRL TO COME IN

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HERE AND TRICK YOU INTO LEAVING

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SO HE COULD SNEAK INTO CLASS.

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I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T LIE

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AND IF YOU MURDER ME
IN MY SLEEP TONIGHT, I'D

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APPRECIATE YOU DOING IT IN AWAY

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THAT'S NOT PAINFUL. IS THAT TOO

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MUCH TO ASK?

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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,

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BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY,

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IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

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SEE WHAT'S INSIDE,

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IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,

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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,

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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
OVER YOUR SHOULDER

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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

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I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP

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WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND,

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OHHHHH ♪

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[BELL RINGS]

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SEE YOU TOMORROW, CLASS.

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OK. HOW MANY DAYS OF

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DETENTION ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ME?

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NONE. NONE?

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SHE SAID NONE?

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I HEARD THE NONE.

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I'M PUTTING YOU IN
REMEDIAL ENGLISH.

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AAH!

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WHAT'S THE MATTER, DRAKE?

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DID YOU NOT ENJOY YOUR LAST

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EXPERIENCE IN
REMEDIAL ENGLISH CLASS?

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[SHOUTING]

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WOULD SOMEONE LIKE TO COME TO

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THE BOARD AND DIAGRAM THAT

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SENTENCE? AND PERHAPS UNTIE ME.

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STOP TALKING!

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[GRRR]

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OH, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE

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ALLOWED TO HAVE DOGS AT SCHOOL.

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YOU LEAVE CUDDLES ALONE!

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[WOOF WOOF WOOF]

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I HEAR YOU KISS GOOD.

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OH, NO, NOT REALLY.

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YOU'RE OUR NEW BOYFRIEND.

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I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST!

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NO, I DO!

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NO, YOU DON'T!

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OW! OW, OW, OW, OW.

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KISS ME!

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SAVE ME, CUDDLES! AAH!

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OK, YOU CANNOT PUT ME BACK IN

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REMEDIAL ENGLISH.

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WELL, THERE IS ONE OTHER OPTION.

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WHAT OTHER OPTION?

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I COULD GIVE YOU
A LITTLE SIBLING.

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A BABY PIG?

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A SIBLING IS A
BROTHER OR SISTER.

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YES. MY HUSBAND JEROLD IS A

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SPONSOR FOR THE LITTLE
SIBLING FOUNDATION.

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I'M ALMOST SURE
SIBLINGS ARE BABY PIGS.

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WELL, THEY'RE NOT!

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LITTLE SIBLINGS IS AN

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ORGANIZATION THAT MATCHES UP

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UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS WITH AN

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OLDER BROTHER OR SISTER.

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SO YOU'RE GONNA PUNISH ME BY

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MAKING ME BABY-SIT SOME KID?

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I'M HOPING THAT IT WILL TEACH

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YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE. IT'S YOUR

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CHOICE, DRAKE. YOU CAN EITHER

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GET A LITTLE SIBLING OR YOU CAN

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GO BACK TO REMEDIAL ENGLISH

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CLASS. WHICH WILL IT BE?

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I'll TAKE THE BABY PIG.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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HI. ARE YOU DRAKE?

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THAT'S ME.

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I'M JEROLD HAYFER. MY WIFE IS

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YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER.

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RIGHT.

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SHE HATES YOU.

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I KNOW.

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WELL, THIS IS SAMMY. TRY NOT

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TO SCREW HIM UP. LATER.

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[ALARM BEEPS]

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SO?

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SO... WHEN ARE YOU
GETTING PICKED UP?

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I JUST GOT HERE.

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UH, RIGHT. WELL, I GOT SOME

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STUFF HERE FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH.

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HERE. CHECK IT OUT. OK.

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REMOTE CONTROL CAR.

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COOL. IT'S MISSING TWO WHEELS.

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YEAH. UH, AND HERE'S A PADDLE

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THINGY AND SOME COLORING BOOKS

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AND A CALCULATOR AND... TINFOIL.

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HAVE FUN.

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WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

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WATCH TV.

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WELL, CAN'T WE DO
SOMETHING TOGETHER?

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UGH! LIKE WHAT?

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YOU CAN HELP ME
WITH MY HOMEWORK.

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YEAH, I DON'T EVEN
DO MY OWN HOMEWORK.

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BUT I NEED HELP WITH FRACTIONS.

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[SIGHS] ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE

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A LOOK AT YOUR HOMEWORK.

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COOL. OK. THIS WEEK WE'RE

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LEARNING ABOUT LEAST
COMMON DENOMINATORS.

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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LIKE IF I WANT TO ADD 1/2 AND

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1/3, I'M SUPPOSED TO MULTIPLY

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THE DENOMINATORS...

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OH. I GOTTA TAKE THIS. HEY,

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CARMELLA, HOW'S IT GOIN'? OH,

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YOU DO? OHH, YOU DO?

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NO, I'M NOT BUSY.

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YEAH, I'D LOVE TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR DREAM.

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UH, HELLO. I STILL EXIST.

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UH-HUH. OH, SO YOU WERE

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CAPTURED BY PIRATES. OH, BY

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ALIEN PIRATES. THEY WERE ALL

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NAMED DRAKE? INTERESTING.

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UH-HUH. YEAH. YEAH. TALK A

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LITTLE SLOWER. REALLY?

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NOW, I POUR THE MILK INTO MY

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MAGIC NEWSPAPER AND
SAY THE MAGIC WORD.

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OOH, CAN I SAY IT?

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SURE. SAY SAMMY KAAZAM.

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SAMMY KAAZAM!

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AND... TA-DA!

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THERE YOU ARE. WHAT ARE YOU

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DOIN' UP HERE?

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HANGIN' WITH JOSH.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

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MAKING MILK DISAPPEAR.

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DUDE, SAMMY'S SUPPOSED TO BE

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HANGIN' OUT WITH ME. YOU WANT

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HAYFER TO STICK ME BACK IN

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REMEDIAL ENGLISH WITH THAT

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VICIOUS DOG AND THE LOVE-STARVED

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BARTLEBEE SISTERS?

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SORRY! HE JUST WANDERED UP

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HERE WITH SOME TINFOIL
LOOKING ALL BORED.

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HE WASN'T BORED. COME ON,

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SAMMY, LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN.

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I'M HAVING FUN HERE.

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NO, YOU'RE NOT. COME WITH ME.

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[DRIPPING]

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OK, SEE THOSE GIRLS?

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YEAH.

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OK, I SAY 6, 8 AND THEN

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9 1/2. YOU AGREE?

253
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NO. THEY'RE WAY OLDER THAN THAT.

254
00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,976
SAMMY, WE'RE RATING THEM ON

255
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THEIR HOTNESS.

256
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,776
WELL, I'M BORED. I'M GONNA GO

257
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GET A DRINK.

258
00:10:49,867 --> 00:10:50,867
OOH, GET ME ONE.

259
00:10:58,633 --> 00:11:00,176
HEY, WHAT'S UP, SAMMY?

260
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,376
JOSH! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'

261
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,210
HERE?

262
00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:04,209
I'M JUST GETTING
READY FOR MY SHIFT.

263
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:07,109
YOU WORK HERE? THAT'S SO COOL!

264
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,676
THANKS. HEY, YOU WANT TO GO

265
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:09,743
CHECK OUT THE CANDY COUNTER?

266
00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:11,276
UH, YEAH!

267
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,809
COME ON. I'll GIVE
YOU THE FULL TOUR.

268
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:13,644
AWESOME!

269
00:11:13,668 --> 00:11:15,676
GO RIGHT OVER THERE. NOW,

270
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:18,109
HERE WE HAVE THE CANDY, E.G.,

271
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,643
MEGA BOMB BARS, FLUTTER-NUTTER,

272
00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:23,143
SUGAR NOOGIE. COME 'ROUND HERE.

273
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:26,343
COME ON. NOW, RIGHT OVER HERE,

274
00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:27,643
WE HAVE THE POPCORN MACHINE AND

275
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,443
LIVIN' RIGHT NEXT TO IT, WE GOT

276
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THE IMITATION BUTTER DISPENSER.

277
00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:32,943
YOU KNOW, FOR ALL YOUR SYNTHETIC

278
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BUTTERY NEEDS. AND RIGHT OVER

279
00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:38,043
HERE, WE'VE GOT A PERSONAL

280
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FAVORITE OF MINE... THE
HOSE OF MANY SODAS.

281
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,609
SAMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

282
00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:46,743
I'M THIRSTY HERE. OH, AND GUESS

283
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,843
WHO JUST WALKED
IN? 2 NINES AND A TEN.

284
00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:50,243
WHO CARES ABOUT GIRLS?

285
00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:55,076
AAH! SAMMY, DON'T EVER SAY

286
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:59,043
THAT. COME ON.
WE GOT A LOT TO DO.

287
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:01,409
NO. I WANT TO STAY
HERE WITH JOSH.

288
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:02,277
WHAT?

289
00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:04,243
I WANT HIM TO BE MY BIG SIBLING.

290
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,309
AHEM! MRS. HAYFER. [COUGHING]

291
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,576
VERY, VERY INTERESTING.

292
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,109
MRS. HAYFER, WHAT ARE YOU

293
00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:12,643
DOING OUT IN... PUBLIC?

294
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:16,276
APPARENTLY WATCHING YOU FAIL

295
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,376
MISERABLY. JOSH, WOULD YOU TAKE

296
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,176
SAMMY TO THE NURSE FOR A MOMENT?

297
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,209
THERE'S NO NURSE HERE.

298
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,177
TO THE NURSE!

299
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,433
COME ON, SAMMY!

300
00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,909
MRS. HAYFER, I CAN EXPLAIN.

301
00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,076
DRAKE, WE HAD A DEAL. YOU

302
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,376
STAY OUT OF REMEDIAL ENGLISH AS

303
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,709
LONG AS YOU'RE SAMMY'S BIG

304
00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:39,576
SIBLING, BUT IF SAMMY PREFERS

305
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,776
JOSH, WELL, I THINK WE KNOW WHAT

306
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,133
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.

307
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,076
[SHOUTING AND BARKING]

308
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,143
AAH!

309
00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:52,276
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]

310
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,909
WON'T SOMEONE
PLEASE CALL THE POLICE?!

311
00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:58,909
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]

312
00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:00,776
OK, OK. JUST GIVE ME ONE

313
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,943
DAY, AND I PROMISE
SAMMY WILL LOVE ME.

314
00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:06,409
MAKE SURE IT HAPPENS. OH,

315
00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:07,476
AND, DRAKE, GUESS WHAT.

316
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,500
WHAT? I HATE YOU.

317
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,400
I KNOW.

318
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:21,143
NOW TO MAKE CHICKEN PIE-YARD,

319
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,376
YOU MUST FIRST POUND YOUR

320
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,643
CHICKEN WITH A MALLET.

321
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:26,843
YOUR MALLET, CHEF JOSH.

322
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:29,643
WHY, THANK YOU, CHEF SAMMY.

323
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:32,533
NOW, POUND IT!

324
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:42,076
MEGAN. YOU JUST WALKED
THROUGH THE SHOT.

325
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,809
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

326
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,076
WE'RE PRETENDING TO BE TV CHEFS.

327
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,276
WITH OUR OWN COOKING SHOW.

328
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,543
WHAT'S IT CALLED, THE IRON BOOB?

329
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,209
THAT'S IT! OFF THE SET!

330
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,276
WHATEVER.

331
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:59,409
NOW CHEF SAMMY WILL SHOW US

332
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:02,776
OUR FINISHED PRODUCT.

333
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,576
CHICKEN PIE-YARD FOR 6.

334
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,509
MMM! PIE-YARDY.

335
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:13,543
MAN, YOU'RE SO MUCH FUN!

336
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:15,476
YEAH? YOU, TOO, BUDDY.

337
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,043
NO, I MEAN IT. YOU'RE, LIKE,

338
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,276
THE COOLEST GUY EVER!

339
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,676
SERIOUSLY?

340
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:20,544
YEAH!

341
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,043
WELL, THAT'S A FIRST.

342
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,876
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

343
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:27,609
YOU KNOW, WITH DRAKE BEING MY

344
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,309
BROTHER, PEOPLE USUALLY THINK

345
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,876
HE'S THE COOL GUY, SO IT'S

346
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,043
KINDA NICE HAVING SOMEONE THINK

347
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,809
IT'S THE OTHER WAY
AROUND FOR ONCE.

348
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,409
[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING DOWN STAIRS]

349
00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:42,543
JOSH! HEY, SAMMY. I
GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

350
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,876
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, JOSH, YOU

351
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,576
GOTTA HELP ME.
I'M IN BIG TROUBLE.

352
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,276
WHOSE GIRLFRIEND
DID YOU HIT ON NOW?

353
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,043
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT SAMMY.

354
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,509
SAMMY HAS A GIRLFRIEND?

355
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:53,109
FOCUS!

356
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,467
OW!

357
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,600
OW!

358
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:14,043
TIME OUT! NOW, LISTEN, IF

359
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:14,844
SAMMY DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE HIS

360
00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:15,876
BIG SIBLING, THEN MRS. HAYFER'S

361
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,043
GONNA SEND ME STRAIGHT BACK TO

362
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,609
REMEDIAL ENGLISH. AND I WILL NOT

363
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,377
MAKE OUT WITH THE BARTLEBEE

364
00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:20,709
SISTERS. I JUST WON'T DO IT.

365
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:23,643
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

366
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:28,876
HERE'S THE PLAN. YOU
BE MEAN TO SAMMY.

367
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,109
WHAT?

368
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,709
WELL, COME ON. IF SAMMY

369
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,143
HATES YOU, THEN HE'LL JUST COME

370
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,709
RUNNING STRAIGHT BACK TO ME.

371
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:39,876
WHAT KIND OF TWISTED
PERSON ARE YOU?

372
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:42,576
DOES IT MATTER WHAT KIND?

373
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,543
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME?

374
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,409
SOMEWHAT.

375
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:47,909
WELL, THEN BE A GOOD PERSON.

376
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:50,309
GO IN THERE AND MAKE
THAT LITTLE BOY CRY.

377
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:53,076
I WILL NOT!

378
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:56,209
OK, FINE, YOU LITTLE SIBLING

379
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:58,409
STEALER. WE'LL JUST SEE WHO

380
00:15:58,433 --> 00:15:59,876
SAMMY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH.

381
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:02,043
FINE. I'VE GOT A COOKING SHOW

382
00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,243
TO GO FINISH.

383
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:04,409
OH, YEAH? WHAT'S IT CALLED,

384
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:05,443
THE IRON BOOB?

385
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,467
MY JOKE.

386
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,843
ALL RIGHT, SAMMY, YOU READY?

387
00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:15,867
READY! OK.

388
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:22,376
AND YOUR ANSWER
IS... >> MOCHA COLA.

389
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,967
CORRECT! ALL RIGHT. ROUND TWO.

390
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,043
MOUNTAIN FIZZ.

391
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:32,933
CORRECT! ALL RIGHT,
LIGHTNING ROUND.

392
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:42,243
UM... ROOT BEER, GINGER ALE,

393
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,276
DIET MOCHA COLA!

394
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,609
DING DING DING DING DING!

395
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:47,509
CORRECT! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU,

396
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:48,510
MY FRIEND, HAVE JUST WON

397
00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:50,109
YOURSELF AN ALL-EXPENSE PAID

398
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,967
TRIP TO PUERTO VALLARTA!

399
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,376
WHOA!

400
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,876
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

401
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:04,109
HEY, SAMMY, YOU LIKE MY MACHINE?

402
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,143
SURE!

403
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:09,676
WELL. COME HOP UP.

404
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,843
WHOA! THIS ROCKS!

405
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:16,800
THAT'S RIGHT. ENJOY THE VEHICLE.

406
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,543
YOU MUST BE PRETTY
PROUD OF YOURSELF.

407
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,109
YEAH. COOL FOUR-WHEELER, HUH?

408
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:30,809
I BORROWED IT FROM
TREVOR. SAMMY LOVES IT.

409
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,776
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. WHAT,

410
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,777
YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY HIM BACK

411
00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:35,443
WITH THIS GREEN THING?

412
00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:37,309
PROBABLY. BUT JUST IN CASE, I

413
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,543
ALSO HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE

414
00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,309
SOLD-OUT BLAINE DARVEY MAGICAL

415
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,043
EXTRAVAGANZA.

416
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:44,509
OOH AHH!

417
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:46,076
WOW! DO I GET TO GO?

418
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,209
YEP, AND THEN AFTERWARDS, I

419
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,076
THOUGHT WE'D GO TO THE
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET AT THE

420
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,043
JEN & BERRY'S ICE
CREAM EMPORIUM.

421
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,776
OH, MY GOD!

422
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,576
YEAH. I'D ASK YOU TO COME,

423
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,609
JOSH, BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE TO

424
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:56,676
WORK HERE IN THIS BORING OLD

425
00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,067
MOVIE THEATER. SEE YA.

426
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:06,343
WOW!

427
00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:07,676
HEY, WHO'S THE COOL GUY ON

428
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,409
THE FOUR-WHEELER?

429
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:12,233
MMMAH!

430
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,876
AND NOW CHEF SAMMY WILL SHOW

431
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,643
US THE FINISHED PRODUCT.

432
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:29,743
CHICKEN PIE-YARD FOR 6.

433
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:33,343
MMM! PIE-YARDY!

434
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:36,043
HA HA! MAN, YOU'RE SO MUCH FUN!

435
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,143
YEAH?

436
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,077
HEY, JOSH.

437
00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:39,376
HI.

438
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,343
HEY, MAN, I'M REALLY SORRY I

439
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:42,443
HAD TO TAKE SAMMY AWAY FROM YOU,

440
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,476
BUT I COULD NOT DEAL
WITH REMEDIAL ENGLISH.

441
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,809
WHATEVER. IT'S COOL. I'M

442
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,576
GOIN' OVER TO MINDY'S.

443
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,676
OH, COME ON. YOU'RE MAD AT ME.

444
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:51,843
NO, I'M NOT. SAMMY DOESN'T

445
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:53,043
MEAN ANYTHING TO ME. HE'S JUST

446
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:55,967
SOME KID. I DON'T EVEN CARE.

447
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,509
MAN, YOU'RE SO MUCH FUN!

448
00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:06,876
YOU, TOO.

449
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,476
NO, I MEAN IT. YOU'RE, LIKE,

450
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,143
THE COOLEST GUY EVER!

451
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,476
SERIOUSLY?

452
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,444
YEAH.

453
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:13,909
WELL, THAT'S A FIRST.

454
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:15,843
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

455
00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:18,443
YOU KNOW, DRAKE BEING MY

456
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,943
BROTHER, PEOPLE USUALLY THINK

457
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:22,776
HE'S THE COOL GUY. SO IT'S KINDA

458
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,843
NICE HAVIN' SOMEONE THINK IT'S

459
00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:25,509
THE OTHER WAY AROUND FOR ONCE.

460
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:27,233
THANKS, SAMMY.

461
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,476
[DOORBELL RINGS]

462
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,444
THANKS FOR THE RIDE, MR.

463
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,543
HAYFER!

464
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:40,544
HI, SAMMY.

465
00:19:40,568 --> 00:19:42,043
HEY, MEGAN. WHERE'S DRAKE?

466
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,876
OVER HERE.

467
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,043
HEY, DRAKE.

468
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:49,276
WHAT'S UP, SAMMY?

469
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,743
YOU READY TO GO?

470
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:52,376
I CAN'T. I'M REALLY SICK.

471
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,043
BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO SEE

472
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,376
THE BLAINE DARVEY MAGIC SHOW.

473
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,176
AND THEN THE ICE CREAM BUFFET.

474
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,276
SORRY, BUDDY, I CAN'T GO.

475
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:02,676
BUT, HEY, I DON'T THINK JOSH HAS

476
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:05,476
PLANS. WHY DON'T YOU
SEE IF HE'LL TAKE YOU?

477
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,209
OK. HEY, JOSH! JOSH!

478
00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,076
HEY, WHAT'S UP, SAMMY?

479
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,176
YOU BUSY?

480
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,776
NO, I WAS JUST UPSTAIRS

481
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,843
WATCHING OPRAH. I MEAN FOOTBALL.

482
00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:18,509
I LOVE OPRAH!

483
00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:19,576
OH, MY GOD! IS SHE GREAT OR

484
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,409
WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU AND DRAKE

485
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,143
WERE SUPPOSED TO
BE AT A MAGIC SHOW.

486
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,943
NO, HE'S SICK. YOU
WANT TO TAKE ME?

487
00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:29,543
YEAH, SURE. YEAH, LOVE TO.

488
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,876
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
TOO SICK TO GO?

489
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:35,109
I GUESS I COULD TRY.

490
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:39,976
AAH! NO. YEAH, I GOT
PANCREAS TROUBLES.

491
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,143
YOU GUYS GO HAVE FUN.

492
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,443
WILL DO. COME ON,
SAMMY, LET'S GO.

493
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:45,377
YOU THINK BLAINE DARVEY WILL

494
00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:46,676
DO THE TRICK WHERE HE TURNS A

495
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,876
SHEEP INSIDE OUT?!

496
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,433
IF WE'RE LUCKY!

497
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,809
PANCREAS TROUBLES?

498
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:59,109
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

499
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,044
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE

500
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,643
YOUR PANCREAS IS.

501
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:04,309
YES, I DO. IT'S RIGHT... IT'S

502
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:09,276
SOMEWHERE IN THE TUMMY AREA.

503
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,709
YOU'RE NOT SICK.

504
00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:12,243
ALL RIGHT, SO I'M NOT SICK.

505
00:21:12,267 --> 00:21:13,276
SO?

506
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,276
SO WHAT DID YOU MAKE IT UP FOR?

507
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,476
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THINK

508
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,843
THAT BEING SAMMY'S BIG SIBLING

509
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:19,943
MEANS A LOT MORE TO JOSH THAN IT

510
00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:20,877
DOES TO ME.

511
00:21:20,901 --> 00:21:23,043
SO YOU FAKED PANCREAS TROUBLE

512
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,076
TO MAKE JOSH FEEL GOOD?

513
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,609
YEAH.

514
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,867
YOU ARE SICK.

515
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:40,143
AND ON THE COUNT OF 3, I

516
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:44,076
SHALL TURN THIS
ORDINARY SHEEP INSIDE OUT!

517
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,044
[BAA]

518
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:49,076
ONE... 2... 3!

519
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,909
[AAB AAB AAB]

520
00:21:50,933 --> 00:21:51,943
WOW! AMAZING!

521
00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:52,810
OH, MY GOD!

522
00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:55,676
OUTSTANDING! YOU
DID IT AGAIN, DARVEY!

523
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,100
I KNOW! WAS THAT COOL OR WHAT?

524
00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:04,943
SO I UNDERSTAND SAMMY WANTS

525
00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:07,709
JOSH TO BE HIS BIG
SIBLING, NOT YOU.

526
00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:09,509
YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.

527
00:22:09,533 --> 00:22:12,376
CAN'T SAY THAT I BLAME HIM.

528
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,043
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FOR

529
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:17,643
YOU, DRAKE, DON'T YOU? DO YOU

530
00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,067
KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?

531
00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:23,809
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]

532
00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:26,476
[SHOUTING]

533
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:30,476
WOULD SOMEONE
PLEASE CUT ME DOWN?

534
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,543
PUCKER UP, BOYFRIEND.

535
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:33,843
OH, I DON'T WANT TO.

536
00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:34,744
I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST.

537
00:22:34,768 --> 00:22:39,743
OW. OW, OW.

538
00:22:39,767 --> 00:22:42,543
UH, MR. TALBOT, THE PRINCIPAL

539
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:44,043
WANTS TO SEE DRAKE RIGHT AWAY.

540
00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:47,176
VERY WELL. DRAKE, YOU MAY GO.

541
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,200
YES, SIR!

542
00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:53,809
WHY DOES THE PRINCIPAL
WANT TO SEE ME?

543
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,143
HE DOESN'T.

544
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,676
I LOVE YOU.

545
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:57,644
I KNOW.

546
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,067
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]

547
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,676
HEY, WHAT IF BLAINE DARVEY

548
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:10,176
AND OPRAH EVER DID
A SHOW TOGETHER?

549
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,243
OH, DON'T TEASE ME! LET'S GO!

550
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,576
HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE THE

551
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,143
COOLEST MAGIC TRICK EVER?

552
00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:19,509
NO.

553
00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:23,743
YOU PEOPLE ARE DEAD INSIDE.

554
00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:25,043
[BAA]

555
00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,044
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

556
00:23:26,068 --> 00:23:28,043
[ CAPTIONING INSTITUTE.
www.ncicap.org... ]

557
00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:30,043
MMM!

558
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:31,533
[ELECTRIC BUZZING]