1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:03,143 Josh Nichols: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE. 2 00:00:03,167 --> 00:00:04,476 YOU NEVER EVEN MET BEFORE? 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:05,310 Drake Nichols: HAVE YOU EVER. 4 00:00:05,334 --> 00:00:06,776 BEEN REALLY THIRSTY, JUST DIDN'T 5 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,176 FEEL LIKE GETTIN' UP? 6 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,009 Josh: SEE, FOR OVER A YEAR NOW, 7 00:00:11,033 --> 00:00:12,909 I'VE BEEN E-MAILING THIS GIRL 8 00:00:12,933 --> 00:00:14,533 FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY. [TELEPHONE RINGS] 9 00:00:14,633 --> 00:00:18,009 ONE SEC. HELLO? 10 00:00:18,033 --> 00:00:19,276 Drake: YEAH, THIS IS LIEUTENANT. 11 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:20,343 PETERSON WITH THE SAN DIEGO 12 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:21,409 POLICE DEPARTMENT. 13 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:24,309 Josh: OH, IS IT? 14 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:25,409 Drake: YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA NEED. 15 00:00:25,433 --> 00:00:26,443 TO GET A CAN OF SODA UPSTAIRS TO 16 00:00:26,467 --> 00:00:28,176 YOUR BROTHER, A CODE THREE. 17 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,809 Josh: CODE THIS! 18 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:31,833 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 19 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:40,109 ANYWAY, BACK TO MY E-PAL YOOKA. 20 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:41,376 IT'S KINDA WEIRD TO BE FRIENDS 21 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,609 WITH SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET OR 22 00:00:42,633 --> 00:00:44,176 EVEN TALKED TO ON THE PHONE, BUT 23 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:48,509 I... [TELEPHONE RINGS] 24 00:00:48,533 --> 00:00:51,009 IF YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME, I 25 00:00:51,033 --> 00:00:52,609 WILL TAKE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF 26 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:55,109 MAPLE SYRUP AND POUR IT ALL OVER 27 00:00:55,133 --> 00:00:56,909 YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER SO FOR THE 28 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:57,976 NEXT THE NEXT NINETY DAYS YOU 29 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,343 COULD WALK AROUND WITH STICKY BUTT! 30 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:05,676 Walter Nichols: JOSH, IT'S YOUR FATHER. 31 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:09,409 Josh: NICE TRY, Y'BIG DOOF! 32 00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:12,843 MAN! IF HE'S SO THIRSTY, 33 00:01:12,867 --> 00:01:14,143 WHY CAN'T HE COME DOWNSTAIRS, 34 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:18,809 GO IN THE KITCHEN AND GET HIMSELF... 35 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:20,167 OH, JEEZ. 36 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:27,443 Computer: HELLO, JOSH. 37 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:29,043 TWO NEW E-MAILS. 38 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:35,443 Drake: LOZENGE... SYRINGE... 39 00:01:35,467 --> 00:01:37,309 Josh: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Drake: TRYIN' TO WRITE A SONG, 40 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:38,943 BUT I CAN'T FIND A WORD TO RHYME 41 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:40,576 WITH ORANGE. CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING? 42 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,043 Josh: YOOKA! 43 00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:44,109 Drake: OK, YOU HAVE SERIOUS RHYMING ISSUES. 44 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:48,109 Josh: NO! YOOKA'S MY E-PAL! 45 00:01:48,133 --> 00:01:49,809 Y'KNOW, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN E-MAILING WITH FOR THE PAST 46 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:50,843 YEAR-AND-A-HALF?! 47 00:01:50,867 --> 00:01:52,467 Drake: OH, YEAH. THAT CHICK FROM YUBONIA? 48 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:55,043 Josh: YUDONIA! 49 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:58,276 AND SHE'S COMING TO AMERICA TO VISIT ME! 50 00:01:58,300 --> 00:01:59,476 Drake: WHOA, REALLY? 51 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,310 Josh: YEAH! 52 00:02:00,334 --> 00:02:01,709 I GOTTA GET A HAIRCUT! 53 00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:03,700 YOOKA'S COMIN'! HA HA! 54 00:02:07,567 --> 00:02:08,909 Drake: YOU ALL RIGHT? 55 00:02:08,933 --> 00:02:14,076 Josh: I HIT MY FOREHEAD ON THE DOOR HINGE. 56 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,067 Josh: DOOR HINGE! 57 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:20,109 Drake: ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT 58 00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:24,576 THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY, 59 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,476 I FOUND A WAY, AND... 60 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:32,109 IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪ 61 00:02:32,133 --> 00:02:34,043 Chorus: ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪ 62 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:36,209 Drake: ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME 63 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:44,233 TIME TO REALIZE, BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, 64 00:02:44,433 --> 00:02:49,476 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, 65 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,609 OVER YOUR SHOULDER, YOU'LL KNOW 66 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:53,676 THAT I TOLD YOU I'll ALWAYS BE. 67 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:58,709 PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, 68 00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:06,733 SO JUST TURN AROUND... OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 69 00:03:15,867 --> 00:03:17,143 Josh: DRAKE, YOOKA'S GONNA BE. 70 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:18,077 HERE ANY SECOND! 71 00:03:18,101 --> 00:03:21,376 Drake: OK. 72 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,043 Josh: WILL YOU PLEASE HELP ME. 73 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:24,076 CLEAN UP A LITTLE BIT? 74 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,276 Drake: I WILL CLEAN UP AFTER I'M. 75 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,300 DONE WITH MY POPCORN AND MY MOCHA COLA. 76 00:03:39,367 --> 00:03:40,409 Josh: YOU'RE DONE! 77 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:41,909 [HORN HONKS] 78 00:03:41,933 --> 00:03:47,509 HURRY! YOOKA'S HERE! PEACE OUT. 79 00:03:47,533 --> 00:03:50,100 MEGAN, COME DOWN! YOOKA'S COMIN'! 80 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,909 Megan: I'D HIT 'EM AGAIN IF I WERE YOU. 81 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,743 Josh: HA HA. VERY FUNNY. 82 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:02,409 COME HERE. COME HERE. MEGAN! 83 00:04:02,433 --> 00:04:03,843 COME HERE. 84 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:07,243 Audrey Parker-Nichols: WE'RE BACK! 85 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:09,043 Walter: MEGAN, JOSH, DRAKE... 86 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:13,043 PLEASE MEET... YOOKA. 87 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:14,743 Drake: YOOKA?! 88 00:04:14,767 --> 00:04:16,576 Yooka: JOSH! 89 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:21,609 Josh: UHHH... THAT'S NOT JOSH. 90 00:04:21,633 --> 00:04:23,143 Drake: YES, I AM. 91 00:04:23,167 --> 00:04:25,709 Josh: I'M JOSH. 92 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:27,509 NICE TO MEET YOU, YOOKA. 93 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,843 Yooka: JOSH! 94 00:04:29,867 --> 00:04:34,043 Josh: OH, YEAH, JOSH LIKEY. 95 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:35,709 Audrey: YOOKA, YOU JUST MAKE. 96 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,043 YOURSELF AT HOME. 97 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:39,043 WE'LL GO GET THE REST OF YOUR THINGS OUT OF THE CAR. 98 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:40,509 Yooka: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 99 00:04:40,533 --> 00:04:42,843 Josh: OH, UH, YOOKA... 100 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:45,109 THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER MEGAN. 101 00:04:45,133 --> 00:04:46,709 Yooka: OH, YES. MEEGAN. 102 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:48,609 JOSH HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH THINGS 103 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:52,576 ABOUT YOU. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. 104 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,776 Megan: WE'LL SEE. 105 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,709 Josh: OH, YOOKA, I HAVE A. 106 00:04:57,733 --> 00:04:58,909 PRESENT FOR YOU. COME HERE. 107 00:04:58,933 --> 00:05:04,343 Yooka: OH, WHAT IT IS? OH. 108 00:05:04,367 --> 00:05:09,776 OH! IT'S A GLOKMAH! 109 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:10,677 Drake: NO, NO. 110 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,176 THIS IS A GOAT. 111 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,209 Josh: GLOKMAH MEANS GOAT. 112 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,077 Yooka: YES! 113 00:05:17,101 --> 00:05:19,076 YOU SEE, THE GOAT IS THE 114 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:21,409 NATIONAL SYMBOL OF YUDONIA. 115 00:05:21,433 --> 00:05:25,076 THE GLOKMAH IS VERY SACRED IN MY COUNTRY. 116 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,576 Josh: OH, HEY, YOOKA! 117 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,043 YOU WANNA SING A YUDONIAN FOLK SONG? 118 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,044 ♪ ICK-VON SCHNYE, 119 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,576 ICK-VON-SCHNYE, DIGGA DIGGA 120 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,843 OOM-FA, ICK VON-SCHNYE ♪ 121 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,076 HEH? 122 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,676 Drake: JOSH, I DON'T THINK YOOKA. 123 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:37,544 CAME HERE TO SING YUDONIAN 124 00:05:37,568 --> 00:05:39,043 FOLK SONGS. SHE PROBABLY 125 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:39,910 WANTS TO EXPERIENCE MORE 126 00:05:39,934 --> 00:05:41,576 AMERICAN THINGS LIKE SUSHI 127 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,376 AND MEXICAN FOOD. RIGHT, YOOKA? 128 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,343 Yooka: OH, YES! CAN WE, JOSH? 129 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:48,376 Josh: SURE. 130 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,443 Yooka: OH, EXCELLENT! 131 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:52,376 BUT FIRST I MUST TAKE SHOWER. 132 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,476 Drake: OK, I'll GO SHOW YOU HOW. 133 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:54,310 THE SHOWER WORKS. 134 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:56,800 Josh: NO, YOU WON'T! HOW ARE YA? 135 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,843 Drake: HEY, THERE'S JOSH. 136 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:10,810 'SUP? 137 00:06:10,834 --> 00:06:12,576 Josh: DON'T YOU 'SUP ME! 138 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,476 WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? 139 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,043 Drake: IN THE MALL. 140 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:16,877 YOU DITCHED US. 141 00:06:16,901 --> 00:06:18,643 Josh: NO. YOU SENT ME TO THE. 142 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:20,043 FOOD COURT TO GET US CORN DOGS, 143 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:21,609 AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET 144 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:23,376 ME THERE FORTY-FIVE MINUTES AGO. 145 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,043 Drake: YEAH, BUT WE PASSED BY. 146 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:26,743 THE TEENY BIKINI AND I THOUGHT 147 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:27,744 THAT YOOKA SHOULD HAVE SOME 148 00:06:27,768 --> 00:06:28,909 AMERICAN SWIM WEAR. 149 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:33,043 Josh: OH, WHAT A SWEET BOY! 150 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:36,209 YOOKA, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 151 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:37,309 Yooka: YOU DO?! 152 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:41,076 Josh: YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT! 153 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,709 ICK GLOKMAH! 154 00:06:43,733 --> 00:06:45,709 Drake: ICK GLOKMAH? 155 00:06:45,733 --> 00:06:47,309 Josh: IT HAPPENS TO BE THE ONLY. 156 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:49,209 MOVIE EVER PRODUCED IN YUDONIA. 157 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:50,443 I HAD TO PULL A FEW STRINGS, BUT 158 00:06:50,467 --> 00:06:51,543 I GOT STEVE THE PROJECTIONIST TO 159 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:52,876 PLAY IT HERE TONIGHT! 160 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:54,709 SO, YOOKA, YOU READY TO GET YOUR 161 00:06:54,733 --> 00:06:56,443 GLOKMAH ON?! 162 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:59,043 Yooka: JOSH, THAT'S VERY, VERY. 163 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:01,043 SWEET OF YOU, BUT I HAVE ALREADY 164 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:04,476 SEEN ICK GLOKMAH FORTY-TWO TIMES. 165 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,043 Drake: WELL, THAT'S OK. 166 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:08,876 THE THREE OF US CAN SEE PUPPET FEVER. 167 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:11,809 Yooka: OH, I WOULD LOVE THIS! 168 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:15,176 Josh: OK. C'MON, IT'S IN THEATER SEVEN. 169 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,280 Yooka: OK. Steve: HEY, JOSH. 170 00:07:16,933 --> 00:07:19,076 Josh: OH, HEY, CRAZY STEVE... UH, STEVE. 171 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,109 Steve: SO I GOT THAT FOREIGN. 172 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:22,276 FILM READY FOR YA IN THEATER FIVE. 173 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:25,043 Josh: OK. WELL, UH, THE THING IS. 174 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:28,243 WE DECIDED TO SEE PUPPET FEVER INSTEAD. 175 00:07:28,267 --> 00:07:29,943 Steve: OH. WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE. 176 00:07:29,967 --> 00:07:30,910 A LITTLE PROBLEM BECAUSE, SEE... 177 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:32,343 WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO FIND THAT 178 00:07:32,367 --> 00:07:34,743 MOVIE FOR YOU, I SPENT FIVE 179 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:35,909 HOURS ON THE PHONE TRACKING IT 180 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,809 DOWN AND TALKING HELEN INTO 181 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,543 LETTING ME SCREEN IT FOR YOU, SO 182 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:41,276 NOW THAT I'VE DONE ALL THAT... 183 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,343 SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE WATCHIN' ICK 184 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:45,809 GLOKMAH TONIGHT, OR ELSE 185 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,909 SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE AN ORGAN 186 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,343 DONOR BEFORE THEIR SEVENTEENTH 187 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:52,709 BIRTHDAY, JOSH NICHOLS! 188 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:59,733 Josh: UM, SO I'M GONNA SEE ICK GLOKMAH. 189 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:11,209 HEY. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE 190 00:08:11,233 --> 00:08:12,909 COMIN' HOME RIGHT AFTER THE MOVIE. 191 00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:14,209 Drake: OH, SORRY MAN, BUT YOOKA. 192 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:15,476 WANTED TO SEE SHAMU. 193 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:16,643 Josh: YOU WENT TO SEA WORLD. 194 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:19,176 WITHOUT ME?! THAT'S MY PLACE! 195 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:23,176 Yooka: DRAKE, I JUST HAVE SO. 196 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,743 WONDERFUL A TIME TONIGHT. 197 00:08:24,767 --> 00:08:26,309 I WILL SAY THANK YOU THE WAY WE 198 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:27,600 DO IN YUDONIA. 199 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:33,876 YOU LIKE? 200 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,476 Drake: YEAH. MAYBE LATER, I'll. 201 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,477 SHOW YOU HOW WE SAY 202 00:08:37,501 --> 00:08:39,043 "YOU'RE WELCOME" IN AMERICA. 203 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:40,909 HA HA HA. 204 00:08:40,933 --> 00:08:43,509 Josh: HA HA HA HA. HA! 205 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:45,276 Megan: YOOKA, THERE'S A. 206 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,376 LONG-DISTANCE PHONE CALL FOR 207 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:48,409 YOU. I THINK IT'S YOUR PARENTS. 208 00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:52,076 Yooka: AH. IF YOU BOYS WILL EXCUSE ME. 209 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:54,676 Josh: YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY! 210 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,109 Drake: DUDE, I DIDN'T MAKE YOU. 211 00:08:57,133 --> 00:08:59,276 SIT THROUGH THAT DUMB GOAT MOVIE. 212 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,277 Josh: NO? EVER SINCE YOOKA GOT. 213 00:09:00,301 --> 00:09:01,909 HERE, YOU'VE BEEN ALL OVER HER. 214 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,443 AND SHE'S MY E-PAL! 215 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:05,043 Drake: OK, LOOK, HEY, 216 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:06,843 IF IT'S BUGGIN' YOU, I'll JUST BACK OFF. 217 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:08,227 Josh: YOU SWEAR? Drake: YEAH, SURE. 218 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:11,043 Josh: OK. I'M SORRY I HAD TO. 219 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:12,776 GET TOUGH ON YOU LIKE THAT. 220 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,376 Yooka: OOON-YAFA DEESH. 221 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,276 ICK-NAFFIN LOOM-FINA SCHNYE! 222 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:19,609 Drake: SHE SOUNDS UPSET. 223 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:22,643 Josh: WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S SAYIN'? OOH! 224 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:26,043 MY YUDONIAN PHRASE BOOK! 225 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:28,209 Yooka: NO-DOOMINYA EEP FLANJA! 226 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:30,676 Drake: OK, DOOMINYA EEP FLANJA! 227 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,709 LOOK THAT UP! 228 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:33,093 Josh: I'M LOOKIN'! OOH, HERE IT IS! 229 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,743 LET'S SEE... FLANJA MEANS SICK. 230 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:37,509 Drake: SHE'S SICK? 231 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,709 Josh: NO. NOW, LOOK, LOOK. 232 00:09:39,733 --> 00:09:45,576 DOOMINYA MEANS HOME. AW, YOOKA'S HOMESICK. 233 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,544 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 234 00:09:46,568 --> 00:09:48,176 Drake: MAYBE YOU CAN FIND A WAY. 235 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,043 TO MAKE HER FEEL MORE AT HOME? 236 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,609 Josh: YEAH! YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD. 237 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,609 IDEA. YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE 238 00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:55,509 EARNED YOURSELF A YUDONIAN THANK 239 00:09:55,533 --> 00:10:01,909 YOU. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 240 00:10:01,933 --> 00:10:03,567 Drake: TO BOIL MY FACE. 241 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,267 Man: JOONJA. 242 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:26,943 Drake: THANK YOU? JOSH, SOME. 243 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:28,409 WEIRD MAN JUST SPLASHED ME WITH 244 00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:31,376 WATER FROM A BOWL AND SAID JOONJA. 245 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,876 Josh: YEAH, THAT'S BLEMIN. 246 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,776 Drake: BLEMIN? 247 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,677 Blemin: JOONJA. 248 00:10:36,701 --> 00:10:39,009 Drake: OK. I DON'T LIKE BLEMIN. 249 00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:40,643 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? Josh: WELL... ALL RIGHT. 250 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:41,909 I SEARCHED THE INTERNET AND I 251 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:42,777 FOUND THE ONLY PERSON IN SAN 252 00:10:42,801 --> 00:10:44,476 DIEGO FROM YUDONIA. 253 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,310 SO I INVITED HIM HERE TO MAKE 254 00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:46,643 YOOKA FEEL MORE AT HOME. 255 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,143 Drake: WELL, I'M IMPRESSED. 256 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,376 Josh: AND GET THIS. BLEMIN SAID. 257 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,343 HE'D PERFORM THIS SPECIAL LIKE 258 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:55,343 YUDONIAN FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY FOR ALL OF US. 259 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:56,709 Drake: A FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY? 260 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:58,976 Yooka: JOSH, I WAS TRYING TO. 261 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,500 WORK THIS TELEVISION MACHINE AND I... 262 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:11,443 OH, MY! IT IS SO MUCH LIKE MY HOMELAND. 263 00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:14,509 Josh: YOOKA, MEET BLEMIN. HE'S. 264 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:16,576 FROM YUDONIA. BLEMIN, YOOKA. 265 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,909 Blemin: JOONJA. 266 00:11:17,933 --> 00:11:19,176 Yooka: JAJOON. 267 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,409 Josh: BLEMIN SAID HE'D PERFORM. 268 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:22,043 THIS SPECIAL CEREMONY FOR US 269 00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,443 CALLED, UMMM... Blemin: YADOKA. 270 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:24,743 Yooka: YADOKA?! 271 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,043 Josh: YADOKA. 272 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:30,843 Yooka: OH! JOSH! HOW DID YOU KNOW? 273 00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:31,909 Josh: WELL, WE SORTA OVERHEARD. 274 00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:33,209 YOU TALKING ON THE PHONE TO YOUR 275 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:36,043 PARENTS AND... WE JUST WANTED TO HELP. 276 00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,909 Yooka: OH, THANK YOU! 277 00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:40,076 THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH! 278 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,609 Blemin: PLEASE, WE MUST BEGIN. 279 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:44,776 WHILE THE SUN IS IN THE HOUSE OF KARFLOG. 280 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,443 Drake: RIGHT, KARFLOG. 281 00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:50,143 Blemin: NOW, PLEASE TO WRAP. 282 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:53,609 YOURSELVES IN THE CEREMONIAL RAG. 283 00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:55,300 Drake: RAG. 284 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:05,043 [FOLK MUSIC PLAYING] 285 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,709 Blemin: NOW, YOU MUST HOLD HANDS. 286 00:12:07,733 --> 00:12:11,643 AND REPEAT MY WORDS. 287 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:14,309 ROSHON... EE-NAY KUDA-SYE 288 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,876 M'JOONGA OON-TA-YAH. 289 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:19,643 Drake: UM, E-NAY NINJA... Blemin: E-NAY... 290 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:23,543 Drake: E-NAY... Blemin: KUDA-SYE... 291 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:27,109 Drake: KUDA-SYE... Blemin: M'JOONGA... 292 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:31,576 Drake: M'JOONGA... Blemin: OON-TA YAH. 293 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,643 Drake: OON-TA YAH. 294 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:39,943 Blemin: FOONJA... EE-NAY KUDA-SYE M'JOONGA. 295 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,443 OON-DOOFINDA. 296 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:43,776 Yooka: EE-NAY KUDA-SYE M'JOONGA. 297 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,167 OON-DOOFINDA. 298 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:53,376 Blemin: TEEDU... OONFA N'YOG! 299 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:57,476 Josh: OONFA N'YOG! 300 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:02,243 Blemin: AND NOW... DI-AYNU! 301 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:06,209 Josh and Drake: DI-AYNU! 302 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:07,376 Yooka: IT IS DONE! 303 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,909 Blemin: ZISH. YOU MAY NOW, 304 00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:12,143 HOW YOU SAY, "KISS THE BRIDE." 305 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,743 Drake: UHHH... ONE MORE TIME? 306 00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:17,109 Yooka: YOU MAY KISS ME! 307 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,543 Drake: YEAH, I'M COOL WITH THAT. 308 00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,309 PART, BUT WHAT'S THIS TALK ABOUT... 309 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,177 Josh: BRIDE?! 310 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,476 Yooka: OH, JOSH. YOU KNOW. 311 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,876 YOU ARRANGED THIS WHOLE CEREMONY. 312 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,076 DRAKE AND I ARE MARRIED! 313 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,044 Josh: MARRIED?! 314 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,176 Drake: MARRIED?! 315 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,043 Josh: DRAKE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! 316 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,309 Drake: I DUNNO. MAY AS WELL. 317 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,400 START WITH THIS... 318 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,967 Yooka: THIS IS SO WONDERFUL! 319 00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:57,209 Josh: YEAH, UM, YOOKA... 320 00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:58,276 COULD YOU MIND WAITING 321 00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,743 DOWNSTAIRS FOR A SEC? 322 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:00,943 I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE DRAKE 323 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,243 PRIVATELY ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE. 324 00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:03,909 Yooka: OH, OF COURSE. Josh: IT'S SO WONDERFUL, YOU'RE. 325 00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:06,709 MARRIED! DRAKE! 326 00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:08,376 YOU PROMISED YOU'D BACK OFF! 327 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,443 HOW DARE YOU MARRY MY E-WOMAN! 328 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,309 Drake: HEY, DON'T GET MAD AT ME! 329 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,343 YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY! 330 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:15,344 Josh: WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS! 331 00:14:15,368 --> 00:14:17,543 Drake: WELL, WE'RE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS NOW! 332 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:20,309 Josh: I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY MARRIED. 333 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,543 Drake: YEAH, WE ARE! 334 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:22,709 YOU HEARD ME SAY E-NAY KUDA-SYE 335 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,309 M'JOONGA OON-TA-YAH! 336 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,809 Josh: MAYBE IT'S NOT OFFICIAL. 337 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,376 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS 338 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,409 AND TALK TO YOOKA. MAYBE WE CAN 339 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,109 GET THE MARRIAGE ERASED OR SOMETHING. 340 00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:33,509 Drake: YEAH, LET'S GO TALK TO YOOKA. 341 00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:35,309 Josh: OK. OOH. WE SHOULD. 342 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,376 PROBABLY PUT THAT FIRE OUT FIRST. 343 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,909 Drake: FINE. 344 00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:41,167 Josh: NOT THAT WAY! 345 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,600 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 346 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:59,043 Josh: HEY. HEY, YOOKA. 347 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,076 Yooka: HELLO. 348 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:04,776 OH, DRAKE, WHAT IS WRONG, MY SWEET HUSBAND? 349 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,543 Drake: OHH. 350 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:09,909 Josh: UH, YOOKA, UMMM... 351 00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:12,509 THIS WHOLE WEDDING... IT WASN'T LIKE A... 352 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,276 REAL MARRIAGE, RIGHT? 353 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:17,176 Yooka: HA HA HA HA! YES, IT IS. 354 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,609 Josh: OW! 355 00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:21,376 Yooka: WE HAVE A CERTIFICATE. 356 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,776 Josh: AW, JEEZ. 357 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,043 Drake: AW, MAN. 358 00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:28,043 Yooka: I AM SORRY, I HAVE A CONFUSION? 359 00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,209 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DO THIS 360 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,676 TO HELP ME STAY HERE IN AMERICA. 361 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,576 Drake: WAIT. YOU WANNA STAY HERE? 362 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,043 Yooka: OF COURSE. 363 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:41,209 Josh: WAIT. BUT WE OVERHEARD YOU. 364 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,409 ON THE PHONE SAY THAT YOU WERE 365 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:45,109 HOMESICK. UMMM... REMEMBER YOU 366 00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:48,143 SAID, UM... DOOMINYA FLANJA? 367 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:49,943 Yooka: NO, NO, NO. YOU. 368 00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:51,743 MISUNDERSTAND. YOU SEE, 369 00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,543 I TELL THEM, "I AM SICK OF" 370 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,043 "HOME." NOT HOMESICK. 371 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:58,333 Josh: I MISUNDER... OK. 372 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,476 Y'KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR CUTICLES. 373 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,876 Drake: YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE JOKES. 374 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,443 YOU'RE STILL SINGLE. 375 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:17,443 Josh: SHE JUST WANTS TO STAY IN AMERICA. 376 00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:18,377 YOU MIGHT BE TECHNICALLY 377 00:16:18,401 --> 00:16:19,743 MARRIED, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S 378 00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:21,276 GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 379 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,210 Drake: YEAH, I JUST NEED. 380 00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:23,609 SOMETHIN' TO GET MY MIND OFF OF 381 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:27,733 IT. WELL, HELLO, SOMETHIN'. 382 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:33,343 'SCUZE ME. 383 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,776 IS THIS YOUR PURSE ON THE FLOOR? 384 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,176 Girl: YEAH. THANKS. IT MUST HAVE. 385 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,643 FALLEN WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING. 386 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,576 Drake: WELL, THEN THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 387 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,043 Girl: YEAH, WHY'S THAT? 388 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,443 Drake: YOU GOT YOUR PURSE BACK, 389 00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:44,609 AND I'M FREE TONIGHT. 390 00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,743 Girl: THEN IT IS MY LUCKY DAY. 391 00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:48,409 Yooka: A-CHEM! 392 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:49,709 Drake: YOOKA, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' 393 00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:50,710 HERE? 394 00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:51,909 Yooka: YOU, YOU TAKE YOUR EYES. 395 00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:54,043 OFF MY HUSBAND, YOU SKUNK BAG! 396 00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:55,909 Drake: YOOKA?! 397 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,109 Girl: HUSBAND?! 398 00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,709 Josh: SKUNK BAG?! 399 00:16:58,733 --> 00:16:59,876 Drake: NO! NO, NO, YOU SEE, I'M. 400 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,343 NOT REALLY HER HUSBAND. 401 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,543 WE'RE JUST MARRIED. 402 00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:03,544 Girl: YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOU'RE. 403 00:17:03,568 --> 00:17:04,743 HITTING ON ME?! 404 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,400 Drake: YOU SEE, THERE'S A FUNNY STORY... 405 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,809 UGH, MAN, WHAT A NIGHT. 406 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,243 I'M SO WRECKED. 407 00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,343 Josh: HEY, DRAKE. 408 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:23,109 Yooka: YES. "HEY," DRAKE. 409 00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:25,076 OR SHOULD I SAY, "YOU WERE 410 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,643 SUPPOSED TO BE HOME TWO HOURS 411 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,709 AGO AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, DRAKE?" 412 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:32,143 Drake: I WAS REHEARSING WITH MY BAND. 413 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:33,676 Yooka: YOU ARE MARRIED NOW. 414 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,043 YOU NEED TO START FOCUSING ON YOUR CAREER. 415 00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:37,576 Drake: CAREER?! I'M IN HIGH. 416 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,476 SCHOOL! I DON'T WANT A CAREER. 417 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,476 IN FACT, HAVING NO CAREER IS MY 418 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,743 CAREER AND I'M VERY GOOD IT. 419 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,843 Yooka: OH. SO I SUPPOSE YOU. 420 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:48,509 PLAN TO LET ME AND YOUR CHILDREN STARVE? 421 00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:50,043 Drake: CHILDREN?! 422 00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:54,043 Yooka: YES, I WANT NINE OF THEM. 423 00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:56,743 Josh: I HAVE TO PEE. 424 00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,300 Drake: I'll GO WITH YOU, JOSH. 425 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,643 Drake: SHE'S TALKIN' CHILDREN! 426 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:07,577 NINE CHILDREN! 427 00:18:07,601 --> 00:18:08,609 YOU GOT ME INTO THIS. YOU FIND A 428 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:10,033 WAY TO GET ME OUT. Josh: I'M TRYING! 429 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,376 I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE 430 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,943 YUDONIAN EMBASSY FOR AN HOUR, I 431 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,576 TRIED TO GET YOU DRAFTED, AND I 432 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,276 EVEN PUT A CALL IN TO OPRAH! 433 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,443 Drake: WHAT CAN OPRAH DO?! 434 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:24,143 Josh: OPRAH CAN DO ANYTHING! 435 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,243 BUT SHE DIDN'T CALL BACK. 436 00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:29,509 Audrey: DRAKE! JOSH! COME DOWN HERE. 437 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:31,043 Drake: WHAT NOW? 438 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,067 Josh: COME ON. 439 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,043 HEY. 440 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,209 Drake: WHO ARE THEY? 441 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:46,376 Audrey: BOYS, THESE ARE YOOKA'S PARENTS. 442 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,143 Yonka: I AM YONKA. 443 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:50,743 THIS IS MY WIFE, YEESTA. 444 00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,476 Yeesta: FALOOP! 445 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,509 Josh: SEE YA. 446 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,776 Drake: YAA. 447 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,309 Walter: THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM YUDONIA. 448 00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,909 Audrey: BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO. 449 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,233 MEET THEIR NEW SON-IN-LAW. 450 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,676 Drake: OK, LOOK... 451 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:12,043 WE'RE NOT REALLY MARRIED. 452 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,709 Yooka: M'MA? P'PA? AAH! 453 00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:17,476 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 454 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,444 Yonka: WE HAVE COME TO MEET YOUR. 455 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:19,609 NEW HUSBAND. 456 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:21,776 Audrey: OK, IF YOU'LL JUST. 457 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,343 EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT... 458 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:28,709 DRAKE, JOSH, MAY WE SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN? 459 00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:30,043 Drake: CAN'T WE TALK OUT HERE? 460 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,044 Josh: WHERE THERE'LL BE. 461 00:19:31,068 --> 00:19:34,043 WITNESSES IF YOU KILL US? 462 00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:38,043 Audrey: 5, 4, 3... Drake: OH, COME ON. 463 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:38,877 Josh: DON'T YOU THINK WE'RE A. 464 00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:40,043 LITTLE OLD FOR THAT? 465 00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:41,100 Audrey: 2... 466 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,909 OK, DRAKE. I JUST WANT YOU TO 467 00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:54,476 CALMLY EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU ARE 468 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,376 MARRIED TO THAT YUDONIAN GIRL! 469 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,876 Drake: WELL, YOU SEE, JOSH. 470 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,843 ARRANGED THIS... THIS WHOLE 471 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,476 "FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY," BUT IT 472 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,276 TURNED OUT TO BE A MARRIAGE CEREMONY! 473 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,843 Audrey: JOSH?! YOU DID THIS?! 474 00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:07,743 Josh: BUT DRAKE'S THE ONE THAT. 475 00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,409 SAID E-NAY KUDA-SYE M'JOONGA 476 00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:11,109 OON-TA-YAH WHEN THE SUN WAS IN 477 00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:14,143 THE HOUSE OF KARFLOG! 478 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,209 Audrey: WHAT?! 479 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:18,143 Walter: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL JUST. 480 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,643 CALL THE YUDONIAN EMBASSY AND 481 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,709 WE'LL HAVE THEM ANNUL THE MARRIAGE. 482 00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,143 Josh: I TRIED. YOU CAN'T GET THE. 483 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,509 MARRIAGE ANNULLED UNLESS BOTH 484 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,443 THE HUSBAND AND WIFE AGREE. 485 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,276 BUT DON'T WORRY, ALL RIGHT? 486 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,676 I'M WORKIN' ON A PLAN. 487 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:33,209 Drake: OPRAH IS NEVER CALLING YOU BACK! 488 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:38,376 Josh: NO. MOM, DAD, JUST GO OUT. 489 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,743 THERE AND KEEP YOOKA'S PARENTS 490 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,109 BUSY FOR A WHILE. 491 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:45,776 JUST TRUST ME. 492 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,333 Walter: ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 493 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,509 Drake: YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN FIX THIS? 494 00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:55,309 Josh: I THINK SO. BUT JUST IN. 495 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:58,076 CASE, BEST WE DON'T HAVE THESE 496 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,333 IN THE HOUSE. 497 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,743 MORE MEATBALLS? 498 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,043 Yonka: MMMM! PLEASE. 499 00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:13,443 THIS FOOD IS MOST EXCELLENT. 500 00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:14,444 Josh: GLAD YA LIKE IT. 501 00:21:14,468 --> 00:21:15,509 Walter: YOU KNOW, JOSH HAS. 502 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:16,909 ALWAYS BEEN A WONDERFUL COOK. 503 00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:18,276 IN THE FIFTH GRADE, HE WON FIRST 504 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,909 PRIZE FOR HIS BROWNIE RECIPE. 505 00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:22,543 WHAT'D YOU CALL THAT SON? 506 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,109 FUDGIE BOOS? 507 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,776 Josh: OH, DAD, PLEASE STOP TALKING. 508 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,510 Walter: NO, NO, NO, THAT WASN'T. 509 00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:28,309 IT. IT WAS FROSTY POOS. 510 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,309 Josh: RIGHT. SO I'M GONNA GET MORE MEAT. 511 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,043 Yeesta: SO, DRAKE, YOU HAVE NOT. 512 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,576 TOLD ME HOW YOU PLAN TO SUPPORT 513 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,743 MY DAUGHTER. 514 00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:36,943 Drake: WELL, MY HOPE IS TO. 515 00:21:36,967 --> 00:21:39,209 BECOME A FAMOUS MUSICIAN AND SINGER. 516 00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:42,743 Yeesta: BOOSHA! 517 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:44,376 Drake: BOOSHA?! 518 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,943 Yonka: YOU MUST GET A REAL JOB. 519 00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:48,576 Audrey: HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL. 520 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,409 Drake: YEAH. MY GRADES ARE VERY. 521 00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:51,576 IMPORTANT TO ME. 522 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,276 Megan: YEAH, DO YOU KNOW HOW. 523 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:56,576 HARD HE WORKS TO MAINTAIN HIS "D" AVERAGE? 524 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,876 Audrey: MEGAN. 525 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:01,843 Yonka: I SAY SCHOOL NOT SO. 526 00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:04,043 IMPORTANT. I NOT GO TO SCHOOL, 527 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:07,476 YET I BECOME BILLIONAIRE BY AGE 29. 528 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,943 Drake: A B-BILLIONAIRE? 529 00:22:09,967 --> 00:22:12,143 LIKE WITH A "B"? 530 00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:15,043 Yonka: YOK. 531 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,043 Drake: WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. 532 00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:17,810 YOUR FAMILY HAD A BILLION 533 00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:18,876 DOLLARS? THAT'S WORTH 534 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:22,409 MENTIONING... MY SWEET, SWEET WIFE. 535 00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:24,309 Yooka: OHH, DRAKE. 536 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,709 Drake: OH, MONEY... YOOKA! 537 00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:27,677 OHHH, YOOKA. 538 00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:32,576 Yonka: JOSH, THIS MEAT IS MAGNIFICENT. 539 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,576 WE DON'T HAVE BEEF LIKE THIS IN 540 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,477 OUR HOMELAND. 541 00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:38,143 Josh: OH, THAT'S NOT BEEF. 542 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,876 Yeesta: OH? THEN WHAT IS THIS MEAT? 543 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,376 Josh: IT'S GOAT. 544 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,309 [SPITTING OUT MEAT] 545 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,709 Yonka: GLOKMAH?! 546 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,476 Yeesta: YOU SERVE US GOATBALLS?! 547 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,843 Yooka: JOSH, HOW YOU COULD DO THIS?! 548 00:22:52,867 --> 00:22:55,243 Josh: WELL, IT WAS DRAKE'S IDEA. 549 00:22:55,267 --> 00:22:59,209 IN FACT, HE COOKED THIS ENTIRE MEAL. 550 00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:00,443 Drake: BE QUIET, JOSH. 551 00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:02,209 THEY HAVE A BILLION DOLLARS. 552 00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:03,843 Yooka: DRAKE! 553 00:23:03,867 --> 00:23:06,876 YOU KNOW THAT GOAT IS SACRED IN MY COUNTRY! 554 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,209 Drake: YES, YES! I KNOW! 555 00:23:08,233 --> 00:23:09,376 I WOULD NEVER SERVE GOAT TO MY 556 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,709 WONDERFUL YUDONIAN FAMILY WITH 557 00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:12,043 SO MUCH MONEY! 558 00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:16,809 Yonka: FAMILY, WE GO. NOW! 559 00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,909 Drake: WAIT, WAIT! DON'T GO! 560 00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:20,443 I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! 561 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,443 Yeesta: BOOSHA! 562 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:25,300 Yonka: THIS MARRIAGE IS NO MORE! 563 00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:32,209 Drake: YOOKA! YOOKA, WAIT! 564 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:32,944 DON'T GO! WHAT ABOUT THE LOVE 565 00:23:32,968 --> 00:23:34,743 WE SHARE?! I'M SORRY ABOUT 566 00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:38,876 THE GLOKMAH! WAIT. CAN'T I JUST 567 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,343 HAVE A FEW MILLION DOLLARS? 568 00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:41,376 PLEASE? 569 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,633 [TIRES SQUEAL] 570 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,567 BOOSHA! 571 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,176 Josh: WHOA, DRAKE. CHECK OUT. 572 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,509 THIS E-MAIL FROM YOOKA. 573 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:59,343 SHE WRITES, "WHEN I GOT BACK TO" 574 00:23:59,367 --> 00:24:01,676 YUDONIA, I MET A WONDERFUL BOY 575 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:04,043 NAMED ACHBOO. WE FELL IN LOVE 576 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,909 AND ARE ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED. 577 00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:07,876 HE IS A BIG FAN OF AMERICAN 578 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:10,176 BASEBALL, SO MY FATHER BOUGHT 579 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,643 "HIM THE BOSTON RED SOX." 580 00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:14,876 MAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 581 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,709 Drake: BOOSHA. [BLOWS NOSE] 582 00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:20,343 Man: MMM! 583 00:24:20,367 --> 00:24:22,343 [CAPTIONED BY NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 584 00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:23,367 [ www.ncicap.org... ]