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YOU KNOW, FINDING THE
PERFECT GIRL TO GO OUT WITH

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TAKES A LOT OF LUCK.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST BORN LUCKY.

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I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

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SOMETIMES A GIRL
MAY SEEM PERFECT,

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BUT THEN JUST TURN
OUT TO BE HORRIBLE.

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READY?

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HEADS.

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IT'S TAILS.

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LIKE GABRIELLE. I DATED
HER FOR ALMOST A MONTH.

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THEN I FOUND OUT
HER FAVORITE FOOD:

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HORSE MEAT.

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AND TAILS.

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HEADS.

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EVERY TIME?!

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I MEAN, I THOUGHT I WAS
IN LOVE WITH THAT GIRL,

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BUT THEN SHE ATE A HORSEBURGER.

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[GAGGING]

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Both: YOU SEE WHAT
I MEAN BY UNLUCKY?

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[COUGHING]

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[BELL RINGS]

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HEY, DRAKE. HEY.

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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT?

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GRAMMY SENT IT TO
ME. DON'T YOU LOVE IT?

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WELL, HOW CAN I PUT THIS?

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IT LOOKS LIKE THE 2 MOST
HIDEOUS SHIRTS IN THE WORLD

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GOT MARRIED, AND YOU'RE
WEARING THEIR BABY.

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WELL, I THINK IT'S HANDSOME.

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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

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AHH, MAN! A TEXT
MESSAGE FROM KELLY.

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I HAVE A DATE WITH HER TONIGHT.

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WHY ARE YOU DOWN
ON KELLY? SHE'S CUTE.

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YEAH, BUT SHE HAS
THIS LAUGHING PROBLEM.

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WHEN IS LAUGHING A PROBLEM?

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OK, HERE. TELL ME WHAT
YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST.

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I DON'T KNOW, SOME
CEREAL... HA HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA HA! HEH HEH... HEH!

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MORNING, CLASS. I
GRADED YOUR ESSAYS.

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JOSH, YOU WROTE A
WONDERFUL STORY.

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I CRIED WHEN THE
LEPRECHAUN GAVE BIRTH.

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A-PLUS.

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THANK YOU, MRS.
HAFER. GLAD YOU LIKED IT.

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LOVED IT. IN FACT,
IT WAS SO GOOD,

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YOU CAN SKIP TODAY'S POP QUIZ.

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WOW. A-PLUS AND NO QUIZ.

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TODAY'S MY LUCKY DAY.

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YES, IT IS. THERE'S
YOUR ESSAY, DRAKE.

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A D-MINUS? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

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I DON'T KNOW. JUST
WRITE ANOTHER ONE.

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DUDE, SHE IS SO MEAN.

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WHY DOES SHE HAVE IT
IN FOR ME? MRS. HAFER?

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SHE'S THE NICEST TEACHER
IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL.

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IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD.

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ALL RIGHT, CLASS. LET'S BEGIN.

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"THE ILIAD" AND "THE ODYSSEY"
WERE ORIGINALLY WRITTEN

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IN WHAT LANGUAGE... DRAKE?

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UH, GREEK.WRONG. TODD.

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GREEK? CORRECT.

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♪ WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT ♪

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♪ I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪

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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND

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♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE

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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME ♪ TO REALIZE

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♪ REALIZE ♪ BUT
IF YOU LOOK INSIDE

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♪ I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND

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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW

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♪ THAT I TOLD YOU I'll
ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP ♪

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♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN
♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND

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♪ OOH

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MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE
STILL WEARING THAT FREAK SHIRT.

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WILL YOU STOP MAKING
FUN OF MY SHIRT?

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I DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR...

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WELL, IF YOU HAD
SOMETHING TO MAKE FUN OF,

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I WOULDN'T MAKE FUN OF IT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE A JERK!

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OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE CRAZY!

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I BREAK UP WITH YOU!

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GOOD. HERE.

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YOU CAN TAKE BACK
YOUR $1,000 WATCH.

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I DON'T WANT IT AFTER IT'S
BEEN ON YOUR FILTHY WRIST!

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FINE!

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HERE. HAVE A WATCH.

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AND HAVE YOUR RING, TOO!

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WOW. A WATCH AND A RING.

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THESE ARE GOLD.

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THIS IS, LIKE, THE
10th LUCKY THING.

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THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.

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THIS SHIRT... IT HAS POWERS.

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YES, JOSH. THE POWER
TO MAKE CHILDREN CRY.

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OH, HEY, DRAKE.

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OH, HERE COMES KELLY.

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HEY, CUTIE.

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UH, YOU KNOW JOSH.

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HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

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HEE HEE HEE! HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA HA!

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GOOD. HA HA HA!

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YEAH, WELL, LET'S SIT DOWN.

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SORRY I'M LATE.

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SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL?

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ACTUALLY, PRETTY ROUGH.

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HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

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I HAD A PRETTY BAD DAY, TOO.

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UH, WHAT HAPPENED?

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MY HAMSTER DIED. HA HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

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IT'S NOT FUNNY. OHH.

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HA HA HA HA!

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OK.

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FIRST WE AIM.

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NEXT WE LOAD THE TOMATOES.

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AND NOW WE WAIT FOR THE BOOM.

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[BEEP, BOOM!]

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WHAT THE...

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AHH, MAN!

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I MISSED YOUR HEAD.

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HOW COULD I HAVE
MISSED YOUR GIANT HEAD?

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FIRST, MY HEAD IS ONLY
SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN AVERAGE...

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SECOND... [BEEP, BEEP, BEEP]

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D-OHH! OHH!

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UHH, DARN IT!

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I GOT TO GO READ THE MANUAL.

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WAIT. AREN'T YOU
GONNA CLEAN THIS UP?

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IT'S YOUR ROOM.

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WHO EXPLODED?

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JUST ONE OF MEGAN'S PRANKS,

128
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BUT THIS TIME SHE MISSED ME.

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WOW. SHE NEVER MISSES.

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SHE DOES WHEN I'M
WEARING MY LUCKY SHIRT.

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SO, HOW WAS YOUR
DATE WITH KELLY?

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HORRIBLE! MAN, I CAN'T TAKE
THE INAPPROPRIATE LAUGHING.

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I'VE GOT TO BREAK UP WITH HER.

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I'M JUST GONNA GO TO HER HOUSE
AND GET IT OVER WITH RIGHT NOW.

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HEY. HEY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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BREAK UP WITH MY
GIRLFRIEND. HAVE FUN.

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JOSH, YOUR DAD'S WAITING
FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

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"O.R." IS ON. "O.R."?
OH, I FORGOT.

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THEY'RE DOING A
COLONOSCOPY ON NATALIE.

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HMM. [BEEP]

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KELLY, YOU... YOU'RE
A REALLY NICE GIRL.

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I... I JUST DON'T THINK
THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT.

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OH, NO.

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KELLY, I'M JOINING THE ARMY.

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NAVY?

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CIRCUS? [DOOR OPENS]

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WHO'S OUT HERE?

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OH, HEY, IS KELLY HO... LY SNOT!

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WHAT A CHARMING SENTIMENT.

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MRS. HAFER, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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WATCHING "O.R.," AND I'M MISSING
MADELINE'S COLONOSCOPY.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PORCH?

153
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ISN'T THIS KELLY'S ADDRESS?

154
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WAIT. YOU'RE THE BOY WHO'S
BEEN DATING MY DAUGHTER?

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YOU'RE KELLY'S MOM?

156
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I'M GOING TO BE SICK.OH,
RIGHT THERE WITH YOU.

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DRAKE, I WASN'T
EXPECTING YOU TONIGHT.

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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YEAH, I WASN'T EXPECTING MY
ENGLISH TEACHER TO BE YOUR MOM.

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YOU'RE ONE OF MY MOM'S STUDENTS?

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IF YOU USE THE TERM
STUDENT LOOSELY.

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YEAH, WELL, I'D
BETTER GET GOING.

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OH, NO, NO. YOU CAME
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE.

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SO, WHAT DID YOU WANT? UM...

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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ME
TO PLAY MINIATURE GOLF?

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OH, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T...

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I'll GO GET MY PUTTER. OK.

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SO, UH, HEH HEH.
NICE NIGHT, HUH?

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I HATE YOU. I KNOW.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW

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YOU WERE DATING
MRS. HAFER'S DAUGHTER.

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I NEVER KNEW KELLY'S LAST NAME.

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BESIDES, THEY LOOK
NOTHING ALIKE...

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DRAKE! YES, MUM... MA'AM.

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SINCE YOU'RE TALKING,
PLEASE TELL THE CLASS

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
NOVEL FROM THE 20th CENTURY.

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UH, "CATCHER IN THE RYE." WRONG.

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WRONG? BUT YOU
ASKED ME WHAT MY...

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WRONG! BUT... WHAT... WHY?

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WAS I TALKING TO YOU?

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KINDA.

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[BELL RINGS]

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CLASS DISMISSED.

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HEY, JOSH, YOU GOT A
GAMESPHERE, RIGHT?

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YEAH. WHY? SOMETHING
WRONG WITH YOURS?

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NO, MY DAD GAVE MINE AWAY.

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[GASPS]

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HOW COME?

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WELL, MY FAMILY
JOINED THIS CULT,

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SO I'M NO LONGER ALLOWED
TO ENJOY VIDEO GAMES...

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OR LIFE.

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SO, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

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WHOA. THERE'S, LIKE,
40 GAMES IN HERE.

194
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AND YOU'RE JUST GIVING ME THESE?

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YEAH. WELL, I GOT
TO GO SHAVE MY HEAD.

196
00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,586
MAN, YOU ARE THE
LUCKIEST GUY ALIVE.

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00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:11,448
WHEN I'M WEARING
MY LUCKY SHIRT, I AM.

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00:10:11,482 --> 00:10:13,655
COME ON. LET'S
GET TO STUDY HALL.

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NOT SO FAST, DRAKE.

200
00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,689
WE HAVE TO SOME
THINGS TO DISCUSS.

201
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[DOOR CLOSES]

202
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,965
DRAKE, I'M NOT GOING TO
MINCE WORDS WITH YOU.

203
00:10:32,724 --> 00:10:36,068
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
MINCE MEANS, DO YOU?

204
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,793
LIKE BREATH MINTS?

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00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:42,172
DRAKE, FOR SOME REASON,
MY DAUGHTER LIKES YOU.

206
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:45,827
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER THIS HAPPY
SINCE I BOUGHT HER THAT PUTTER.

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00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:48,241
SHE'S ALWAYS SO
FULL OF LAUGHTER.

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00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:50,000
I'VE NOTICED.

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00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:52,551
KELLY'S HAPPINESS IS
VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

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SO I WANT TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR.

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00:10:56,931 --> 00:11:00,586
YOU DO ANYTHING TO
MAKE HER UNHAPPY,

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00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:04,241
AND I WILL DROP A
BOMB ON YOUR LIFE.

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00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:06,724
I SEE.

214
00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:08,655
WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN?

215
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:13,034
YOU BREAK HER HEART, YOU'RE
GOING TO SUMMER SCHOOL.

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00:11:13,068 --> 00:11:14,827
SUMMER SCHOOL?

217
00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:16,758
THAT'S RIGHT. SUMMER SCHOOL.

218
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:20,862
2 WORDS EVEN YOU UNDERSTAND.

219
00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:23,275
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

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00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:27,379
Man: AND DO YOU, KELLY,

221
00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:29,586
TAKE DRAKE TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?

222
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:37,620
I DO! HA HA HA HA!

223
00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:41,137
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

224
00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:43,620
I DO.

225
00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,655
[ELECTRICAL ZAPPING]

226
00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:03,655
THAT'S RIGHT.

227
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,034
WHAT'S UP, MEGAN?

228
00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:14,034
OH, MY TEACHER'S MAKING US DO
A PROJECT ON OUR FAMILY TREE.

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00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,586
SO I NEED A PICTURE OF YOU.

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00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,724
GO SIT THERE. ALL RIGHT.

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00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,827
CHEESE.

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00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,724
JUST MOVE!

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00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,344
I DON'T GET IT.

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00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,068
IT WORKS ON THE BANANA.

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FACE IT, MEGAN.

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YOU CAN'T GET ME WHEN
I'M WEARING MY LUCKY SHIRT.

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00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:48,000
THEN THE SHIRT
MUST BE DESTROYED.

238
00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:51,000
GOOD LUCK.

239
00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:53,344
I'M NEVER TAKING IT OFF.

240
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,931
YEAH? WE'LL SEE.

241
00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:01,517
WHAT A WASTE OF POTASSIUM.

242
00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,103
[DOOR OPENS]

243
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,482
[DOOR SLAMS]HEY. WHAT'S UP?

244
00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:08,034
BAD THINGS.

245
00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:09,793
WHAT DID MRS. HAFER SAY TO YOU?

246
00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:11,458
THAT IF I BREAK UP WITH
HER PRECIOUS DAUGHTER,

247
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,103
SHE'S SENDING ME
TO SUMMER SCHOOL.

248
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,482
UHH...

249
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:19,793
THAT IS SO UNFAIR.YEAH, IT IS.

250
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,758
I SWEAR IF I HEAR "HA
HA HA HA" ONE MORE TIME,

251
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:24,413
I'M GONNA STAPLE MY EARS SHUT.

252
00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:26,034
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

253
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,689
I DON'T KNOW, BRO.

254
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,172
LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST... WAIT!

255
00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:35,517
MRS. HAFER SAID YOU COULDN'T
BREAK UP WITH KELLY, RIGHT?

256
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:36,827
YEAH...

257
00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:40,344
BUT WHAT IF KELLY
BREAKS UP WITH YOU.

258
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:44,172
HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

259
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:49,000
DUDE, I'M SAYING YOU SHOULD
MAKE KELLY BREAK UP WITH YOU.

260
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:51,310
OHH, THAT'S GOOD.
I LIKE YOUR WORDS.

261
00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:52,965
KEEP SAYING THEM.

262
00:13:54,482 --> 00:13:56,482
UH, WELL, SHE LIKES YOU, RIGHT?

263
00:13:56,517 --> 00:14:00,241
SO ALL YOU GOT TO
DO IS ACT UN-YOU-ISH.

264
00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:01,896
I'M NOT JEWISH.

265
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,965
NO. UN-DRAKE-ISH.

266
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,034
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA SEE HER NEXT?

267
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,034
TONIGHT. SHE'S COMING
OVER FOR DINNER.

268
00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:11,379
PERFECT.

269
00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:15,931
NOW, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS
ACT LIKE ANDY SCHNIPPMAN.

270
00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:19,206
THE GUY FROM SEVENTH GRADE
THAT ATE LUNCH AT THE LOSER TABLE?

271
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,310
YEAH.

272
00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:22,827
WAIT, I ATE AT THAT TABLE.

273
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,137
UH, RIGHT. SO, WHAT
ABOUT SCHNIPPMAN?

274
00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:27,424
OK. WELL, REMEMBER HOW HE
USED TO, LIKE, EAT WITH HIS HANDS

275
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:30,379
AND BLOW HIS NOSE AND STUFF?

276
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,586
OH, YEAH. THAT GUY
WAS DISGUSTING.

277
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,862
THAT'S RIGHT.

278
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:38,172
SO TONIGHT, YOU BE DISGUSTING.

279
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:41,586
BE THE SCHNIPPMAN.

280
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:45,241
BE THE SCHNIPPMAN.

281
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,137
I AM THE SCHNIPPMAN.

282
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,689
[WHISPERS] Be the Schnippman.

283
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,896
OH, I LOVE SPAGHETTI!

284
00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:53,758
HA HA HA HA!

285
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,413
UH, YEAH, THAT GREAT.
SO, WHERE WERE WE?

286
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:58,931
UM, OH, WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT YOUR MUSIC.

287
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,137
OH, RIGHT.

288
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:02,379
SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
SONG YOU EVER WROTE?

289
00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:05,793
HMM... YOU KNOW,
IT'S HARD TO SAY.

290
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,344
THERE'S SO MANY.

291
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:14,482
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A PARENT
PICKING THEIR FAVORITE CHILD.

292
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:17,310
OH, I GOT TO BLOW MY NOSE.

293
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:25,517
HERE. YOU WANT A TISSUE?

294
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,620
OH, THANKS.

295
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,655
KEEP IT.

296
00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:45,379
DRAKE, YOU KNOW
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU?

297
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:48,551
[BELCHES] OH, I AM SO SORRY.

298
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:50,344
YOU SHOULD BE. THAT WAS WEAK.

299
00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:53,310
CHECK THIS OUT. [LOUD BELCH]

300
00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:56,724
I JUST LOVE HOW YOU AND I CAN BE

301
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:59,724
SO COMFORTABLE WITH
EACH OTHER. HA HA HA HA!

302
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:04,000
HA HA HA... [SQUEAK]
HA HA HA HA!

303
00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:07,275
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? GREAT.

304
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,862
HEY, THAT'S A VERY
INTERESTING SHIRT.

305
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:15,137
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

306
00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,965
ME?

307
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,965
YEAH. WOULD YOU MIND IF I SET
YOU UP WITH MY FRIEND ALLISON?

308
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,620
SHE JUST GOT BACK FROM
DOING SOME MODELING IN PARIS.

309
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:23,931
SHE'S A MODEL?

310
00:16:23,965 --> 00:16:27,034
YEAH. OH, AND SHE LOVES
VIDEO GAMES AND MAGIC TRICKS.

311
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:31,413
SHIRT, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

312
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,379
WHEN DO I GET TO MEET HER?

313
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,344
TOMORROW NIGHT. THE 4 OF US
COULD MEET AT THE PREMIERE.

314
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,344
COOL.

315
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:39,172
OH.

316
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,034
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

317
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,206
HA HA HA HA! HEH HEH.

318
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:46,379
[CONTINUES LAUGHING]

319
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:49,413
HA HA HA HA HA!

320
00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:51,344
HA HA HA HA!

321
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:52,907
MAN, SHE'S NEVER
GONNA BREAK UP WITH ME.

322
00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:54,217
AND WE'RE GONNA STAY
TOGETHER, GET MARRIED,

323
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:58,275
AND HAVE LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE-
LAUGHING CHILDREN.

324
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:02,379
AND MRS. HAFER'S GONNA
BE YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.

325
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:06,344
OH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANYWAY?

326
00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:07,827
STEAMING MY SHIRT.

327
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,424
OH! PLEASE DO NOT TELL
ME YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THAT

328
00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:11,275
ON OUR DOUBLE DATE TONIGHT?

329
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,034
OH, BUT I AM.

330
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:15,517
THIS IS THE LUCKIEST
SHIRT IN THE WORLD.

331
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,000
IT GOT ME A DATE
WITH A TEEN MODEL

332
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:19,413
WHO LOVES MAGIC AND VIDEO GAMES.

333
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,827
THAT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FEMALE.

334
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,103
LUCKY SHIRT... [SMOOCH]

335
00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:28,275
YOU'RE MY POLYESTER ANGEL.

336
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,172
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

337
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:32,068
YOU WANT TO GET THAT?

338
00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:34,620
NAH, THE MACHINE WILL GET IT.

339
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:36,827
Drake on machine: HEY,
IT'S DRAKE AND JOSH.

340
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:38,931
LEAVE YOUR NAME AND
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

341
00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:40,241
[BEEP]

342
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:43,517
[KELLY LAUGHS]

343
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:45,448
HI, DRAKE. IT'S KELLY.

344
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,034
ME AND ALLISON WILL MEET
YOU AND JOSH TONIGHT AT 8:00.

345
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,310
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

346
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:52,413
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

347
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:54,689
I'M GONNA MAKE THAT GIRL
BREAK UP WITH ME TONIGHT.

348
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,586
YOU ALREADY TRIED
THAT, BRO. IT DIDN'T WORK.

349
00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:03,034
I KNOW. IT'S 'CAUSE I NEED
SOMETHING LIKE A... A...

350
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:04,689
THAT SHIRT! MY SHIRT?

351
00:18:04,724 --> 00:18:05,827
YOUR SHIRT.

352
00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:08,137
NO. YOU DON'T EVEN
BELIEVE IN ITS LUCKY POWERS.

353
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,379
YEAH, I DO. YOU GOT VIDEO
GAMES, GOLD JEWELRY,

354
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:13,965
A DATE WITH A MODEL...
YOUR LIFE'S NOT THAT GOOD.

355
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,586
THIS SHIRT IS POSSESSED.

356
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:18,068
I PREFER ENCHANTED.

357
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:20,206
OK, WELL, WHATEVER
IT IS, IT'S LUCKY,

358
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:21,586
AND I NEED SOME LUCK.

359
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,655
I'M WEARING THIS SHIRT TONIGHT.

360
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:26,758
HUH HUH HUH! YOU AIN'T NEITHER!

361
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:28,551
I WILL NOT GO TO
SUMMER SCHOOL, JOSH.

362
00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:30,103
I WILL NOT!

363
00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:33,310
BUT I MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER
DATE WITH A MAGIC-LOVING,

364
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:35,896
VIDEO GAME PLAYING TEEN MODEL.

365
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,586
I NEED MY LUCKY SHIRT.

366
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,000
I NEED IT MORE!

367
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,344
WHAT YOU JU... WOULD
YOU JU... AAH! AAH!

368
00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:46,620
AH, GREAT! NOW WHAT?

369
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:49,620
HEY. HEY, LADIES.

370
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:52,655
THEY HAVE REALLY
GOOD PIZZA HERE.

371
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:54,620
HA HA HA HA.

372
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,965
YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.

373
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,137
ALLISON, I, UM, COULDN'T
REMEMBER WHETHER YOU ASKED

374
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,931
FOR DIET OR REGULAR,
SO I JUST WENT WITH DIET,

375
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:06,103
'CAUSE YOU'RE A MODEL SO YOU'RE
PROBABLY WATCHING YOUR FIGURE.

376
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:10,448
OH, NOT THAT YOU NEED
TO WATCH YOUR FIGURE.

377
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,137
I... I MEAN, YOU
HAVE A GREAT BODY.

378
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:15,931
OH, NOT THAT I
WAS LOOKING AT IT.

379
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:20,482
I JUST... I JUST... OH, JEEZ.

380
00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:23,310
HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.

381
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:28,000
UM, KELLY, I'M MOVING TO AFRICA.

382
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,310
WHAT? WHY?

383
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:34,517
UM, IT'S PART OF THIS WHOLE
EUROPEAN FOREIGN EXCHANGE PROGRAM.

384
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:38,068
AFRICA'S NOT IN EUROPE.

385
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:39,965
UH, RIGHT. IT'S
LIKE A 3-WAY TRADE.

386
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,413
YOU KNOW, I GO TO AFRICA;
THEY SEND A KID TO HOLLAND;

387
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,137
MY PARENTS GET A
LITTLE DUTCH BOY.

388
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:47,103
HIS NAME IS HANSEL.

389
00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:48,551
HANSEL? HANSEL!

390
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:51,137
SO, THE POINT IS

391
00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:54,827
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE
YOU FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.

392
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,275
OH. WELL, THAT'S OK.

393
00:19:56,310 --> 00:20:00,275
I THINK THAT LONG-DISTANCE
RELATIONSHIPS ARE REALLY ROMANTIC.

394
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:04,862
HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.

395
00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:07,034
JOSH, COULD I SPEAK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?

396
00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:10,344
PLEASE!

397
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:12,310
KILL ME! WOULD YOU KILL ME?

398
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,896
YEAH, I SHOULD, FOR
RIPPING MY LUCKY SHIRT.

399
00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:16,655
IT DOESN'T WORK ALL SEVERED.

400
00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:18,379
THAT'S IT! OW!

401
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:19,758
WHAT'S "IT"?

402
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,517
WE GOT TO PUT THE
SHIRT BACK TOGETHER.

403
00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:24,379
GIVE ME THE SLEEVES.NO!
YOU GIVE ME THE TORSO.

404
00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:27,413
I NEED THE LUCK! I
NEED THE TEEN MODEL!

405
00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:29,172
LOOK, THERE IS
NO WAY I'M GONNA...

406
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:32,344
I'M SO SICK OF YOU...
SHH! CALM DOWN!

407
00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:34,172
LET'S NOT FIGHT, ALL RIGHT?

408
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:36,137
WE'RE ALL WE'VE GOT.

409
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:38,896
OK. YOU JUST GIVE ME THE
SLEEVES FOR 5 MINUTES AND LET

410
00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:40,827
THE SHIRT WORK ITS MAGIC FOR ME,

411
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:43,044
AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE IT
BACK FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

412
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:46,379
ALL RIGHT. 5 MINUTES.

413
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,241
QUICKLY. COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.

414
00:20:48,275 --> 00:20:50,000
PUT YOUR ARM THROUGH.

415
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,551
GO GO GO.

416
00:20:56,586 --> 00:21:00,137
UM, DRAKE, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?

417
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,931
UH, SURE.

418
00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:04,620
HA HA HA HA.HA HA HA HA.

419
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:10,482
WHAT'S UP?

420
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:13,137
DRAKE, THERE'S NO
EASY WAY TO SAY THIS.

421
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,586
I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S WORKING OUT,

422
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,413
YOU KNOW, US.

423
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,931
ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?

424
00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:22,793
HA HA HA HA!

425
00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:25,275
I'M SO SORRY.

426
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:26,965
NO, NO. DON'T BE SORRY.

427
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,551
CONSIDER ME DUMPED. BYE.

428
00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:33,241
YOU ARE GONNA TELL YOUR
MOM THAT YOU DUMPED ME, RIGHT?

429
00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:35,068
UH, SURE. I GUESS.

430
00:21:35,103 --> 00:21:36,620
GREAT. YOU DO THAT. BYE!

431
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:39,068
HUG ME, BROTHER!

432
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,758
WHAT HAPPENED?

433
00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:44,206
SHE DUMPED ME! I'M FREE.

434
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:47,482
FREE OF HER AND FREE
OF SUMMER SCHOOL.

435
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:49,931
ALL YOURS. MAY THE
LUCK BE WITH YOU.

436
00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:52,793
WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA! WHOO-HOO!

437
00:21:52,827 --> 00:21:55,000
HA HA! WHOO-HOO!

438
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,793
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JOSH?

439
00:21:59,827 --> 00:22:02,655
WHO'S JOSH?

440
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:03,896
HEY, GIRLS.

441
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:06,034
WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO BE A THIRD WHEEL.

442
00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:08,551
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

443
00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:10,724
HA HA! BYE.

444
00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:15,241
SO, ALLISON... WOW.

445
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:19,172
YOU HAVE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL EYES.

446
00:22:21,517 --> 00:22:23,896
I DO?

447
00:22:23,931 --> 00:22:25,275
THANKS.

448
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,034
YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE

449
00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:29,517
AND NOT WATCH THE MOVIE?

450
00:22:29,551 --> 00:22:32,724
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?

451
00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:35,137
SO WE CAN DO THIS.

452
00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:44,862
RACE YOU THERE!

453
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:48,379
OH!

454
00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:54,862
WHERE IS IT? IT'S
NOT IN OUR ROOM.

455
00:22:54,896 --> 00:22:56,068
I CHECKED THE LAUNDRY.

456
00:22:56,103 --> 00:22:58,275
WHOA, SLOW DOWN,
GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON?

457
00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,379
THE SHIRT'S MISSING.

458
00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:01,310
WE GOTTA HAVE THAT SHIRT!

459
00:23:01,344 --> 00:23:03,482
IT MADE A MODEL KISS ME!

460
00:23:04,482 --> 00:23:06,586
YOU MEAN THAT HIDEOUS SHIRT?

461
00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:07,793
YEAH. WHERE IS IT?

462
00:23:07,827 --> 00:23:09,689
MEGAN SAID YOU
DIDN'T WANT IT ANYMORE.

463
00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:11,068
HUH? WHAT?

464
00:23:11,103 --> 00:23:13,586
I GAVE IT TO
GOODWILL. [SCREAMING]

465
00:23:14,965 --> 00:23:18,896
HEY, GUYS. UH-OH. AAH!

466
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:22,068
Mom: BOYS, BOYS,
BOYS... OK, GUYS, LOOK!

467
00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:24,241
HEY, HEY!

468
00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:27,034
I'M SURE MEGAN DIDN'T KNOW
THAT SHIRT WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU.

469
00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:30,896
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP
THE LESS FORTUNATE THAN US.

470
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,896
OH. COME ON, SWEETIE.

471
00:23:32,931 --> 00:23:36,206
LET'S GO GET RID OF SOME
OF YOUR DAD'S UGLY SHIRTS.

472
00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:37,655
OK!

473
00:23:43,068 --> 00:23:44,310
YOU KNOW WHAT?

474
00:23:44,344 --> 00:23:47,103
MAYBE THAT SHIRT WASN'T LUCKY.

475
00:23:47,137 --> 00:23:48,758
YOU THINK?

476
00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:51,241
SURE. I MEAN, SHIRTS
CAN'T BE LUCKY.

477
00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:53,965
IT WAS ALL IN OUR HEADS.

478
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,206
YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

479
00:23:57,241 --> 00:24:02,172
[SIGHS] LUCKY SHIRT.

480
00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:06,034
Man on radio: AS
YOU PEOPLE KNOW.

481
00:24:06,068 --> 00:24:08,103
WE HAVE A CONTEST
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT.

482
00:24:08,137 --> 00:24:12,413
AND THE WINNING NUMBERS FOR TONIGHT'S
MUCHO MILLION-DOLLAR JACKPOT ARE:

483
00:24:12,448 --> 00:24:18,862
7, 14, 22, 39, AND 44.

484
00:24:18,896 --> 00:24:20,655
Man: I WON.

485
00:24:20,689 --> 00:24:22,448
I WON!

486
00:24:22,482 --> 00:24:24,482
I'M A MILLIONAIRE!

487
00:24:24,517 --> 00:24:28,000
Man: MMM!