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Josh: OK. DRAKE'S A
PRETTY AWESOME GUY.

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Drake: SOMETIMES
JOSH IS RIDICULOUS.

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Josh: BUT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

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THE IMPORTANCE
OF SETTING LIMITS.

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Drake: CASE IN POINT...

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Josh: TAKE LAST HALLOWEEN...

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Drake: LAST HALLOWEEN, ME AND.

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JOSH WENT TO THIS HUGE PARTY AT

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THE SAN DIEGO MEGADOME...

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Josh: DRAKE AND I WERE AT THIS.

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PARTY, RIGHT...

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Drake: SO I FOUND A GARBAGE BAG.

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AND LOADED IT UP WITH, LIKE,

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20 POUNDS OF CANDY.

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Josh: AND DRAKE COMES HOME WITH.

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THIS GINORMOUS SACK OF CANDY.

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Drake: SO JOSH GOES ON HIS.

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COMPUTER AND PRINTS OUT A

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SCHEDULE OF WHEN
I SHOULD EAT IT.

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Josh: SO I CREATED A COMPU.

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CALENDAR TO HELP DRAKE PLAN HIS

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CANDY CONSUMPTION.

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Drake: YEAH. I WAS SUPPOSED TO.

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EAT, LIKE, 2 PIECES OF CANDY

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PER DAY FOR THE NEXT YEAR.

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Josh: THEN HE LOCKED ME IN THE.

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CLOSET AND ATE THE ENTIRE BAG OF

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CANDY IN, LIKE, A HALF HOUR.

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Drake: THEN I LOCKED JOSH IN A.

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CLOSET AND ATE THE
ENTIRE SACK OF CANDY.

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Josh: AND THEN HE THREW UP.

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Drake: I PUKED.

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Josh: AND AFTER
THAT, HE FALLS ASLEEP.

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Drake: THEN I FELL ASLEEP,

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SO JOSH SLEPT IN THE
CLOSET THAT NIGHT.

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Josh: KID'S GOTTA
KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS.

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Drake: IT'S FUN LOCKING
JOSH IN CLOSETS.

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Megan: WHAT?

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Drake: ♪ WE'RE GONNA
BE THE BOSS OF YOU ♪

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Josh: ♪ AND YOU HAVE
TO DO WHAT WE SAY ♪

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Drake: ♪ HA HA ♪

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Josh: ♪ HA-HA HA HA ♪

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Megan: OK. YOU CAN'T SING.

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YOU'RE A MORON. AND WHAT ARE YOU

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TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY?

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Drake: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE.

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FACT THAT MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA

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BE OUT OF TOWN ALL WEEKEND.

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Josh: WHICH MEANS WE ARE IN.

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CHARGE OF THE HOUSE...

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Drake: THE REFRIGERATOR...

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Josh: THE TV SET...
Drake: AND THE YOU.

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Megan: OH, YOU
GUYS REALLY THINK.

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YOU'RE GONNA BE IN CHARGE?

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Josh: YEAH, WE ARE.

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Drake: IN FACT, I'VE JUST.

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DECIDED TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

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[CHANGES CHANNEL]

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Megan: I WAS WATCHING SOMETHING.

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Josh: UM... WERE.

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Drake: YEAH, GOOD ONE.

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Megan: GIVE ME THE REMOTE.

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Drake: I DON'T THINK SO, MEGAN.

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IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN

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UP TO YOUR... HEY!

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Josh: WHAT THE?! MEGAN, YOU.

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CAN'T JUST FLIP...
OH, YAH... UHH!

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[CHANGES CHANNEL]

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Audrey: OK, BOYS, WE'RE
ABOUT TO HEAD OUT.

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Walter: YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO.

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GET CAUGHT IN
TRAFFIC ON THE WAY TO...

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Audrey: OK. WHY ARE
YOU GUYS ON THE FLOOR?

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Josh: IT'S A LONG,
PAINFUL STORY.

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Audrey: ALL RIGHT. JOSH,

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NOW HERE IS ALL THE INFORMATION

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ABOUT THE HOTEL
WE'LL BE STAYING AT.

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Walter: SO, COME ON. LET'S
GO. I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.

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Audrey: OK. UM, OH, AND, BOYS,

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HERE'S $200. NOW THAT IS FOR

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FOOD AND EMERGENCIES ONLY.

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Josh: GOT IT.

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Walter: AND REMEMBER, L.A.'s.

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ONLY 2 HOURS AWAY... Josh: GO.

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Drake: GO. HAVE A GOOD TIME.

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Josh: BYE.

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Drake: OK, MEGAN.

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Josh: YOU HAVE TO DO
ALL YOUR HOMEWORK...

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Megan: LISTEN TO ME.

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YOU GET ON ONE OF MY NERVES THIS

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WEEKEND, AND YOU'LL BOTH WAKE UP

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TOMORROW MORNING
VERY CONFUSED IN CUBA.

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Drake: MAYBE WE
SHOULDN'T BOTHER HER.

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Josh: WORD.

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Drake: OH, HEY, YOU
HEAR THAT, JOSH?

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Josh: WHAT?

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Drake: IT'S SAYING, "SPEND ME,

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JOSH. WON'T YOU SPEND ME?"

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Josh: MONEY IS NOT A PUPPET.

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Drake: COME ON. Josh:
NO. ALL RIGHT, YOU HEARD.

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MOM AND DAD. THIS MONEY IS FOR

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FOOD AND EMERGENCIES ONLY.

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Drake: YEAH, YEAH.

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Josh: WHAT?

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Drake: MAN, HOW MUCH FUN IS IT.

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SPENDING 200 BUCKS?

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Josh: DRAKE, WE HAVE NO MONEY.

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LEFT? HOW ARE WE GONNA
BUY FOOD FOR MEGAN?

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Drake: [FRENCH ACCENT]
DINNER IS SERVED.

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Drake: ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT

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THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY,

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I FOUND A WAY, AND...

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IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪

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Chorus: ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪

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Drake: ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME

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TIME TO REALIZE, BUT
IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,

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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,

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OVER YOUR SHOULDER, YOU'LL KNOW

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THAT I TOLD YOU I'll ALWAYS BE.

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PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,

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SO JUST TURN AROUND... ♪

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OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

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Man, on cell phone:
SIR... SIR, PLEASE?

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I KNOW WE DON'T HAVE A

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RESERVATION, BUT EVERY HOTEL IN

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TOWN IS FULL. OH, OK. I SEE.

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NO, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT.

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WE WILL BE FINE...
SLEEPING IN THE STREET!

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Drake: YOU HEAR THAT?

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THEY NEED A PLACE TO STAY.

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WE CAN RENT THEM A ROOM AT THE

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HOUSE WHILE MOM
AND DAD ARE AWAY.

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Josh: HEY, THAT
IS SO, SO STUPID.

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Drake: COME ON, MAN. IT'S GONNA.

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BE SPRING BREAK ALL WEEKEND.

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Josh: SO?

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Drake: SO EVERY HOTEL IN.

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SAN DIEGO IS GONNA BE BOOKED.

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I BET THEY GIVE
US, LIKE, 200 BUCKS.

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Josh: LOOK, WE HAD 200 BUCKS,

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ALL RIGHT, WHICH YOU PROMPTLY

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THREW AWAY ON BUBBLE GUM,

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A WRISTWATCH, A TELESCOPE,

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AND A MEXICAN ROBOT.

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Drake: COME ON. THIS IS COOL.

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[ROBOT MAKES SOUND]

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Josh: OK, THAT IS PRETTY COOL.

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[ROBOT MAKES SOUND]

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Drake: ANYWAY, WE NEED MONEY.

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WHICH THEY WILL PAY US.

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Josh: THEY WANNA STAY AT A.

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HOTEL, ALL RIGHT?
NOT SOMEONE'S HOUSE.

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Drake: SO THEN WE'LL TELL THEM.

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OUR HOUSE IS ONE OF THOSE FANCY

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HOTELS. YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU

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CALL THEM? BED AND BREAKFAST.

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Josh: NO.

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[ROBOT MAKES SOUNDS]

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Josh: NO.

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[ROBOT MAKES SOUNDS]

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Josh: NO!

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[ROBOT MAKES SOUNDS]

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Josh: ALL RIGHT.

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Drake: TERRY, GAIL,
RIGHT THIS WAY.

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Gail: OH, THIS IS LOVELY.

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Drake: THANK YOU. IT'S JUST A.

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LITTLE PLACE I LIKE TO CALL

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THE DRAKE AND JOSH INN.

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Terry: GREAT.

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Terry: SO WHERE DO
WE, UH, CHECK IN?

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Drake: OH, UH... HERE.
HERE, UH, JUST...

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GO AHEAD AND WRITE DOWN YOUR

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NAMES AND... OTHER HOTEL STUFF,

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AND JOSH WILL TAKE
YOUR BAGS UPSTAIRS.

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Josh: DRAKE.

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Drake: WE'LL TAKE
YOUR BAGS UPSTAIRS.

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Terry: HOW GREAT IS IT THAT WE.

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FOUND THIS PLACE?

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Gail: I KNOW. IT'S SO NICE.

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THEY REALLY MADE IT FEEL LIKE

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IT'S SOMEONE'S ACTUAL HOME.

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Terry: HELLO.

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Megan: HI.

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Gail: HOW ARE YOU?

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Megan: GOOD.

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Terry: UH, HAVE YOU
BEEN STAYING HERE LONG?

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Megan: KINDA.

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Gail: HOW'S THE FOOD?

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Megan: DRAKE! JOSH!

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Drake: OH, HEY! CAN WE TALK TO.

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YOU IN THE KITCHEN FOR A SECOND?

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Megan: NO. Josh:
JUST FOR A SECOND.

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Megan: NO.

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PUT ME DOWN!

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Josh: HEY!

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Megan: YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE.

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BEING LIFTED! AND
WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?

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Drake: THEY NEEDED A HOTEL.

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Megan: AND?

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Josh: WE SORT OF TOLD THEM THIS.

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WAS A HOTEL.

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Megan: OK, I'M
CALLING MOM AND DAD.

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Drake: STOP HER!

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Josh: NOW, YOU MAY HAVE THE.

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PHONE BACK AFTER WE TALK TO YOU.

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Megan: I WOULDN'T WANT THAT.

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PHONE BACK IF I WERE DYING ON

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THE KITCHEN FLOOR.

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Drake: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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DO NOT CALL MOM AND DAD.

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Megan: I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU.

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TURN OUR HOUSE INTO A HOTEL.

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UNLESS... Drake: WHAT
DO YOU WANT, MONEY?

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Megan: NO. I DON'T
NEED YOUR MONEY.

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Drake: ALL RIGHT. THEN WHAT'S IT
GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO KEEP QUIET.

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ABOUT THIS? Megan: YOU
WANNA PRETEND THIS.

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HOUSE IS A HOTEL? FINE. THEN I

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WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A GUEST.

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Josh: HUH?

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Drake: WHAT?

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Megan: YOU KNOW, MAKE MY BED,

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BRING ME FOOD, AND
ANYTHING ELSE I WANT.

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Josh: NO. NO WAY.
NO... Drake: DEAL.

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Josh: DEAL?

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Megan: DEAL?

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Josh: OK.

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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Megan: I AIN'T GETTING THAT.

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Drake: ME, NEITHER.

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[RING]

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Josh: HELLO?

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Terry: THANKS.

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Josh: SURE.

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Terry: MMM. THIS COFFEE IS SO.

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FRESH. HOW GREAT IS THIS PLACE?

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Gail: SO GREAT.
DO YOU KNOW THIS.

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IS THE NICEST BED AND BREAKFAST

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WE'VE EVER STAYED AT?

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Josh: JUST LET ME KNOW IF.

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THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO

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MAKE YOUR STAY HERE
MORE PLEASURABLE.

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Gail: CAN I GET SOME
HONEY FOR MY TEA?

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Josh: [SOUTHERN
ACCENT] OH, SURE.

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THING, HONEY.

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MA'AM.

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Drake: HEY, JOSH. Josh:
[REGULAR VOICE] HEY.

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Drake: HOW GOES THE HOTEL BIZ?

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Josh: PRETTY GOOD. WE'RE MAKING

248
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200 BUCKS A NIGHT OFF THESE

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GUYS, AND I KINDA
LIKE RUNNING A HOTEL.

250
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Drake: I'M SO PSYCHED TO HEAR
YOU SAY THAT, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN.

251
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DOWN AT THE BEACH ALL MORNING.

252
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Josh: DOING WHAT? Drake:
TALKING TO A BUNCH OF.

253
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COLLEGE KIDS WHO ARE HERE FOR

254
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SPRING BREAK WITH
NO PLACE TO STAY.

255
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Josh: SO?

256
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Drake: RIGHT IN HERE, GUYS.

257
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Josh: WHA... WHA...

258
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THE GIRL... HOW ARE YOU, GIRL ON

259
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A COOLER? WHAT... BOOGIE BOARD?

260
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WHAT... WHAT THE... DOG?

261
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WHOA. WHAT THE...

262
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DRAKE, YOU CAN'T LET THESE

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PEOPLE STAY HERE.

264
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Drake: OH, REALLY? 'CAUSE ABOUT.

265
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HALF OF THEM PAID IN ADVANCE.

266
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Josh: SPRING BREAKERS! WELCOME.

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TO THE DRAKE AND JOSH INN!

268
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WHOO!

269
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All: WHOO!

270
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Josh: YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?

271
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I KNOW I AM.

272
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THERE ARE MORE?

273
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OH. HI.

274
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UM... BEACH BALLS... UM, HI.

275
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[PEOPLE TALKING]

276
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Josh: OH, COME ON, GUYS. NO.

277
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THROWING STUFF IN THE HOTEL.

278
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HEY! HEY, WE HAVE A
STRICT "NO PET" POLICY.

279
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[RUFF]

280
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EXCEPT FOR YOU.

281
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Drake: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.

282
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SO WHO ELSE WANTS
SOME SUNTAN LOTION, HUH?

283
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[CHUCKLES] AND WE JUST RAN OUT.

284
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Josh: DRAKE, THIS IS OUT OF.

285
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,343
CONTROL, ALL RIGHT?
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

286
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[LIMBO MUSIC PLAYING]

287
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Drake: OH! CAN'T
TALK. GOTTA LIMBO.

288
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Terry: SIR?

289
00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:20,876
Josh: YEAH, WHAT?

290
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Terry: YOU REALLY NEED TO CLEAN.

291
00:12:21,668 --> 00:12:23,576
THE POOL. IT'S
GETTING PRETTY DIRTY.

292
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Josh: WHAT POOL?

293
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Gail: THE ONE UPSTAIRS.

294
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,167
Josh: POOL?!

295
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Josh: UHH!

296
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:37,409
COME ON, YOU GUYS! NO ONE'S

297
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SUPPOSED TO BE IN OUR ROOM.

298
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HEY, WHO PUT THIS POOL IN HERE?

299
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Boy: BELLY FLOP!

300
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,210
[ALL CHEERING]

301
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Josh: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT.

302
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,376
DOING A BELLY FLOP!

303
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All: GO! GO! GO!

304
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Boy: HEY!

305
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[CHEERING]

306
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YEAH!

307
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:58,476
Man: THAT WAS AWESOME.

308
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:03,543
Josh: EXCUSE ME!

309
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:06,709
DRAKE!

310
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DRAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

311
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,043
Drake: OH, HEY. THIS IS NIKKI.

312
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,143
Nikki: HEY, I'M NIKKI.

313
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,909
Drake: YEAH, SHE'S IN BEAUTY
SCHOOL, SO I'M LETTING HER GIVE.

314
00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:14,910
ME A HAIRCUT.

315
00:13:14,934 --> 00:13:17,343
Nikki: I BROUGHT MY SCISSIES.

316
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:20,043
Josh: WOW. THAT'S...
THAT'S REALLY COOL.

317
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:20,744
Nikki: I KNOW.

318
00:13:20,768 --> 00:13:24,343
Josh: NOW GO AWAY!

319
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,143
Drake: WHOA. WHAT'S
YOUR PROBLEM?

320
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:26,877
Josh: LOOK, I WANT ALL OF THESE.

321
00:13:26,901 --> 00:13:27,943
PEOPLE OUT OF HERE NOW!

322
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:28,877
Drake: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

323
00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:30,043
THEY'RE PAYING US A FORTUNE,

324
00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:31,044
AND I'M HAVING FUN.

325
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Man: HEY, MAN, IS
THIS YOUR GUITAR?

326
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Drake: [GASPS]

327
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OK. I WANT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE

328
00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:38,344
OUT OF HERE NOW!

329
00:13:38,368 --> 00:13:40,643
Josh: ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS.

330
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:41,510
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! OUT OF THE

331
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WAY. OUT OF THE WAY.

332
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[UNPLUGS STEREO, MUSIC STOPS]

333
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All: HEY! HEY!

334
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,676
Josh: [FAKES CRYING] SORRY,

335
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,043
EVERYBODY, ALL RIGHT?!

336
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,143
BUT THE DRAKE AND JOSH INN IS

337
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:53,043
NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED.

338
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[ALL GROAN]

339
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,276
YEAH, SORRY. SO IF EVERYONE WILL

340
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PLEASE... OW!

341
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,443
Drake: WAIT! HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU...

342
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,377
[MUSIC STARTS]

343
00:14:00,401 --> 00:14:03,309
JOSH! HERE, GET UP.

344
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,676
Josh: UHH!

345
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:10,409
Drake: HERE.

346
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,110
MAN, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET ALL

347
00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:12,809
THESE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE?

348
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,309
Josh: THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON.

349
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:19,143
TOUGH ENOUGH TO
HANDLE 75 COLLEGE KIDS.

350
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:20,044
Drake: OK, YOU GO GET HELP,

351
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,900
AND I'M GONNA STAY
HERE AND MAKE SURE...

352
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,476
Josh: HELEN? HELEN!

353
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,310
Helen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

354
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,709
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO WORK TODAY.

355
00:14:31,733 --> 00:14:33,443
Josh: LOOK, I NEED
YOUR HELP, ALL RIGHT?

356
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:36,676
Helen: YOU WANNA
BORROW MY OINTMENT?

357
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,709
Josh: NO. LOOK, I
HAVE 75 PEOPLE.

358
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AT MY HOUSE.

359
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:40,610
Helen: HOW MUCH OINTMENT DO YOU.

360
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:42,876
THINK I HAVE?

361
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,209
Josh: NO. LOOK, ALL RIGHT...

362
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,443
THERE WAS A PARTY, AND... AND IT

363
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:47,676
SORT OF GOT OUT OF CONTROL,

364
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,809
AND NOW THEY WON'T LEAVE,

365
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,543
AND I WAS HOPING MAYBE YOU COULD

366
00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:52,876
COME OVER AND...
AND SCARE THEM AWAY.

367
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,209
Helen: OK, LOOK,
JOSH, I AM YOUR.

368
00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:55,376
EMPLOYER, AND I DON'T FEEL IT'S

369
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,776
MY RESPONSIBILITY TO HELP YOU

370
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,776
OUT OF YOUR PERSONAL
PREDICAMENTS.

371
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:03,943
Josh: PLEASE... Helen:
I AM SORRY, JOSH.

372
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,643
Josh: YOU'RE... YOU'RE RIGHT.

373
00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:06,644
Helen: MM-HMM.

374
00:15:06,668 --> 00:15:08,276
Josh: I... I BETTER GET HOME.

375
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,509
BEFORE ALL THOSE INSANE PEOPLE

376
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,243
EAT DRAKE ALIVE. Helen:
DRAKE'S IN TROUBLE?!

377
00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,076
WHOA! COMING, DRAKE!

378
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,267
MOVE IT NOW!

379
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,609
[MUSIC PLAYING]

380
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:23,176
Drake: GET OFF OF...

381
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,776
Megan: DRAKE! I
NEED ANOTHER SET.

382
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,043
OF CLEAN SHEETS
SENT UP TO MY ROOM.

383
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:28,810
Drake: WHAT? WE JUST SENT CLEAN.

384
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:29,843
SHEETS UP THERE, LIKE, 2 HOURS

385
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,276
AGO. WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE?

386
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,443
Man: I'M SHEET MAN!

387
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:38,076
♪ DA DA-DA DA ♪

388
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:41,409
Megan: I WANT THESE
PEOPLE OUT OF HERE!

389
00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:44,776
Drake: SO DO WE!

390
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,376
Helen: DRAKE?! DRAKE?!

391
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,709
WHERE IS HE?

392
00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:49,176
Josh: THERE HE IS!

393
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,309
Helen: PUT HIM...
YOU BETTER PUT.

394
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:53,609
THAT BOY DOWN!

395
00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:54,743
Josh: DRAKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

396
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,143
Drake: UHH. YEAH.

397
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,543
Helen: OH! DON'T WORRY, HONEY.

398
00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:59,109
HELEN'S HERE. I'M GONNA MAKE ALL

399
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,543
THESE BAD PEOPLE GO AWAY.

400
00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:03,743
Drake: OH, THANK YOU, HELEN.

401
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:05,876
Man: OH, YEAH. WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?

402
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,676
I'M J.D. WARFIELD, AND THIS IS

403
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,476
MTV SPRING BREAK COMING AT YA

404
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,109
FROM BEAUTIFUL SAN
DIEGO, CALIFORNIA.

405
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:13,776
[CHEERING]

406
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,343
Helen: MTV? WELL, I DO LOVE THE.

407
00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:17,709
MUSIC TELEVISION.

408
00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:20,043
Josh: ARE THESE GUYS
REALLY FROM MTV?

409
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,044
Drake: YEAH, THEY SHOWED UP A.

410
00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:23,543
HALF HOUR AGO.

411
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:27,176
Helen: ♪ I WANT TO
LOVE YOU, FEEL YOU,

412
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,109
WRAP MYSELF AROUND YOU,

413
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:32,509
I WANT TO SQUEEZE
YOU, PLEASE YOU,

414
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,143
I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH,

415
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:39,043
AND IF YOU MOVE REAL
SLOW, I'll LET IT GO ♪

416
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,409
HELP ME OUT NOW.

417
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,943
Drake: OK, WHY DID
YOU BRING HELEN?

418
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:43,644
Josh: I THOUGHT SHE'D MAKE ALL.

419
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:45,376
THESE PEOPLE LEAVE.

420
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,110
Drake: WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY.

421
00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:48,209
WORKING, IS IT?

422
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:50,109
Helen: ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪

423
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,044
All: WHOO!

424
00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:52,676
Helen: ♪ AND I
JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪

425
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,809
All: WHOO!

426
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,143
Helen: ♪ I KNOW I'M
ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL,

427
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,743
AND I THINK HE LIKES IT ♪

428
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:02,776
All: WHOO!

429
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,443
Josh: THIS CANNOT GET ANY WORSE.

430
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:09,543
Drake: HEY! WHAT...

431
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:12,800
Josh: THAT'S NOT NATURAL!

432
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,209
Walter: ♪ I'M SO EXCITED,

433
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:20,176
AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT,

434
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,643
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL,

435
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:25,843
I THINK I LIKE IT,
I'M SO EXCITED ♪

436
00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:28,076
Audrey: WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

437
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,044
Walter: OH, I DON'T KNOW.

438
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,809
IT'S, UH, IT'S MTV. IT'S A BIG

439
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,909
SPRING BREAK THING, I THINK.

440
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:39,076
Audrey: LOOK AT ALL
THOSE INSANE KIDS. HA.

441
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,044
WALTER.

442
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,476
Walter: HUH?

443
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,543
Audrey: DOES THAT...

444
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:47,243
DOES THAT LOOK
LIKE OUR LIVING ROOM?

445
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,576
Walter: WHAT?

446
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,243
WELL, I GUESS IT DOES,

447
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,909
A LITTLE, BUT THERE'S NO WAY

448
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,376
THAT COULD BE OUR HOUSE. I MEAN,

449
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,133
HA, COME ON.

450
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,310
[MUSIC PLAYING]

451
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,276
Josh: DO NOT EAT THAT CUSHION!

452
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,376
OH!

453
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,609
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

454
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:11,609
WHOA!

455
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,444
GET IN HERE!

456
00:18:12,468 --> 00:18:15,143
Drake: WHAT?! WHAT?!

457
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,643
Josh: LOOK AT THE CALLER I.D.

458
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,476
Drake: LOS ANGELES! MOM AND DAD?

459
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:23,043
Josh: EITHER THEM
OR LINDSAY LOHAN!

460
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,376
Drake: WELL, JUST ANSWER IT.

461
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,044
Josh: YOU GOTTA MAKE THESE.

462
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:32,343
FREAKS BE QUIET FIRST.

463
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:38,209
[BLOWS AIR HORN]

464
00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:39,110
Drake: OK, NOW, PLEASE, IF.

465
00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:40,176
EVERYONE COULD JUST BE QUIET

466
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,376
FOR 60 SECONDS, AND THEN YOU

467
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,109
GUYS CAN MAKE ALL
THE NOISE YOU WANT, OK?

468
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:48,743
Josh: HELLO? HAPPY SATURDAY.

469
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,943
Audrey: JOSH? IS ANYTHING
GOING ON THERE?

470
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:55,943
Josh: UM, NO. HA HA.
NOTHING TO SPEAK OF.

471
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,143
Audrey: WELL, WE'RE WATCHING TV,

472
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,276
AND WE COULD SWEAR WE'RE LOOKING

473
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,543
AT A WILD PARTY GOING ON IN OUR

474
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:03,076
LIVING ROOM.

475
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,043
Josh: IT'S FOR YOU!

476
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:08,576
Drake: MOM? WHAT'S DOING?

477
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,176
Walter: ALL RIGHT. DRAKE, I
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,

478
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,409
BUT WE'RE COMING HOME.

479
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,543
Drake: NO! NO! UH...
[HANGS UP PHONE]

480
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:19,043
YOU CAN'T! IT'S... AARGH!

481
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,943
Josh: SO HOW'S L.A.?

482
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:22,109
Drake: THEY'RE ON
THEIR WAY HOME.

483
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:23,743
Josh: OH! Drake: MAN,
IF WE DON'T GET ALL.

484
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:24,477
THESE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE IN LESS

485
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:26,476
THAN 2 HOURS,
OUR LIVES ARE OVER.

486
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:31,443
Josh: WELL, WHAT
ARE WE GONNA DO?

487
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:35,176
Drake and Josh: MEGAN!

488
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,309
Drake: OK, WHAT DO WE DO?

489
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:37,310
Megan: JUST PUSH THAT THING...

490
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,343
Josh: I'M PUSHIN' IT!

491
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:41,044
Megan: NOW OPEN UP THE AIR.

492
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:45,076
CONDITIONING VENT.

493
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,209
Drake: OK, NOW WHAT?

494
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:46,944
Megan: NOW HELP
ME PUT THIS HOSE.

495
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,043
UP INTO THE VENT.

496
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,609
Josh: COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.

497
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,833
HERE. GO, GO, GO.

498
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:06,433
[MUSIC PLAYING]

499
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,443
[BLOWS AIR HORN]

500
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,009
[MUSIC STOPS] Nikki:
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

501
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:12,509
Man: YEAH, CRANK
THE TUNES BACK UP.

502
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,076
Drake: SHH. EVERYONE,
QUIET, PLEASE.

503
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,543
Josh: OK, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.

504
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:17,009
Drake: UH, YES. IT
SEEMS WE HAVE.

505
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:18,709
A SERIOUS GAS LEAK HERE IN THE

506
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,143
DRAKE AND JOSH INN.

507
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:24,643
Man: OH, UH, SORRY.
I THINK THAT WAS ME.

508
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,043
Josh: NO! ALL RIGHT. THERE IS A.

509
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:29,409
SERIOUS LEAK OF... HYDRO...

510
00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:31,609
MON-MONOXOPUFF GAS.

511
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:35,343
Drake: YEAH. IT MAKES
YOUR EYES BLEED.

512
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,509
Josh: SO EVERYONE WILL PLEASE.

513
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,109
LEAVE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY.

514
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,343
Second man: I DON'T BELIEVE 'EM.

515
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:41,343
Nikki: YEAH. COME
ON, LET'S PARTY.

516
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:43,243
All: YEAH!

517
00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:44,543
Drake: NOW!

518
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,776
Megan: COPY.

519
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:52,109
[MACHINE TURNS ON]

520
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:54,376
Josh: OH, NO! LOOK!

521
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,976
Drake: IT'S THE MONOXOPUFF GAS.

522
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:57,710
Helen: COVER YOUR EYES, PEOPLE.

523
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,009
COVER YOUR EYES.

524
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:01,109
[ALL TALKING]

525
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,609
Josh: GET OUT! GET OUT!

526
00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:08,176
Helen: YOU BETTER GET
OUT OF HERE! GO ON!

527
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,476
Josh: NOW LOCK IT!

528
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:15,067
NOW HUG ME, BROTHER!

529
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,800
Drake: OH! THEY'RE HOME!

530
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,376
Josh: COME ON. QUICK. QUICK.

531
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,143
1, 2, 3... 4.

532
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:53,276
Drake: OH, YOU
LOSE A TURN, JOSH.

533
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,043
Josh: RATS!

534
00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:57,143
Walter: AHEM.

535
00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,343
Megan: OH. LOOK WHO'S BACK.

536
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:01,576
Drake: HEY.

537
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,309
Audrey: YEAH... WE'RE BACK.

538
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,110
Drake: SO HOW COME
YOU GUYS CAME.

539
00:22:05,134 --> 00:22:06,443
HOME SO EARLY?

540
00:22:06,467 --> 00:22:10,043
Walter: WE WERE
WATCHING TV, AND WE SAW...

541
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,476
Audrey: A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY.

542
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,309
COLLEGE KIDS
PARTYING LIKE MANIACS.

543
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,876
Walter: AND A DOG AND A BIG.

544
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,943
HAIRY GUY WITH A
ROOT BEER BOTTLE...

545
00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:23,909
Audrey: AND A WOMAN
WAS SINGING R&B TUNES.

546
00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:27,576
Walter: SHE HAD A LAZY EYE.

547
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,643
Audrey: AND WE COULD HAVE SWORN.

548
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,443
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE OUR HOUSE.

549
00:22:31,467 --> 00:22:36,243
Drake: YEAH, OK.

550
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:37,443
Josh: COME ON. WE WOULDN'T HAVE.

551
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:40,709
A PARTY WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION.

552
00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:42,309
Walter: WELL...

553
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:45,076
I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T TRUST YOU.

554
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:46,843
Audrey: WE WON'T
DOUBT YOU AGAIN.

555
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:47,577
Walter: HEY, TO MAKE IT UP TO.

556
00:22:47,601 --> 00:22:48,609
YOU, WHY DON'T WE ALL GO OUT

557
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:49,913
FOR SOME PIZZA?
Drake: OH, GREAT.

558
00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:51,210
Megan: AWESOME.

559
00:22:51,234 --> 00:22:54,643
Josh: UH, BUT,
UH... FIRST, UH...

560
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:55,544
THE 3 OF US HAVE TO GO DO

561
00:22:55,568 --> 00:22:57,676
SOMETHING UPSTAIRS.

562
00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:02,776
Drake: WHAT DO WE HAVE TO...

563
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:09,543
Megan: [LAUGHS] BE RIGHT BACK.

564
00:23:09,567 --> 00:23:11,876
Walter: I WONDER WHAT
THAT WAS ALL ABOUT.

565
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,276
Audrey: TEENS ARE CRAZY.

566
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,109
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

567
00:23:18,133 --> 00:23:19,643
I WONDER WHO THAT IS.

568
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:24,543
[KNOCK]

569
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,676
Walter: YES, OFFICERS,
CAN WE HELP YOU?

570
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,876
Officer: YES. SIR, DO YOU KNOW.

571
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:28,744
IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO HOST A

572
00:23:28,768 --> 00:23:29,943
TELEVISED EVENT FROM A PRIVATE

573
00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:32,243
RESIDENCE WITHOUT A
CITY-AUTHORIZED PERMIT?

574
00:23:32,267 --> 00:23:34,143
Walter: HUH?

575
00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:35,809
Audrey: WE DIDN'T HOST
A TELEVISED EVENT.

576
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,509
Officer: WE HAVE EVIDENCE
THAT SAYS YOU DID.

577
00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:38,510
Walter: BUT, OFFICERS...

578
00:23:38,534 --> 00:23:39,909
Officer: COME WITH US, PLEASE.

579
00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:41,543
Walter: HOLD ON...
BUT YOU SEE...

580
00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:46,209
I'M A WEATHERMAN.

581
00:23:46,233 --> 00:23:47,144
Drake: OK.

582
00:23:47,168 --> 00:23:51,076
Josh: WE'RE READY.

583
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:56,067
Megan: HELLO?

584
00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:00,209
Josh: AND I CANNOT
BELIEVE I LET.

585
00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:01,543
YOU TALK ME INTO SPENDING OUR

586
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:06,043
MONEY THAT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE FOR FOOD.

587
00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:09,209
Drake: I BOUGHT
GUM. GUM IS FOOD.

588
00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:10,443
Josh: ARRGGH!

589
00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:14,743
[GUM SPLATTERS ON FLOOR]

590
00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:15,544
Helen: JOSH!

591
00:24:15,568 --> 00:24:17,209
Josh: WHAT?!

592
00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:19,143
Helen: WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?

593
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,376
Josh: IT'S MY DAY OFF.

594
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,110
Helen: OH, AND SO YOU THINK.

595
00:24:21,134 --> 00:24:23,043
THAT'S AN EXCUSE
NOT TO BE WORKING?

596
00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:24,143
Drake: HEY, HELEN.
Helen: WHAT IS IT?!

597
00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:25,476
Drake: AAH!

598
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,477
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