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Josh: THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE.

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BETWEEN ME AND
DRAKE IS I'M RESPONSIBLE.

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DRAKE'S IRRESPONSIBLE.

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Drake: UH, HI. I KINDA FORGOT

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO
HAVE A STORY READY. UH...

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Josh: OH! LIKE THE TIME DRAKE.

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AND I FIXED UP THAT DUNE BUGGY.

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Drake: WOW, THIS IS AWKWARD.

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Josh: ONE TIME, DAD LET US TAKE.

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THE DUNE BUGGY TO THE DESERT SO

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WE COULD RIDE AROUND IN IT.

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AND, LIKE, 2 MINUTES AFTER THAT,

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WE RAN OUT OF GAS. IT WAS...

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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

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HELLO?

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Drake: HEY. WHAT
STORY ARE YOU TELLING?

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Josh: YOU CANNOT STEAL MY STORY!

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Drake: I'M NOT. I JUST WANT TO.

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KNOW 'CAUSE IT MIGHT
HELP ME THINK OF ONE.

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Josh: I'M TELLING
THEM ABOUT THE.

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TIME THAT WE WENT TO THE DESERT

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AND BROUGHT THE
DUNE BUGGY AND...

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Drake: OH, PERFECT! THANKS!

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Jake: DRAKE? DRAKE? YOU BETTER.

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NOT STEAL MY
STORY, OR I SWEAR...

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Drake: SO ONE TIME, ME AND JOSH
TAKE THE DUNE BUGGY OUT TO THE.

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DESERT, RIGHT? AND JOSH TELLS ME

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TO MAKE SURE IT'S FILLED WITH

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GAS AND TO BRING
SOME WATER... Josh: AAH!

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Drake: AAH! UHH!

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Drake: JOSH! WHERE ARE YOU?!

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JOSH, YOU HOME YET?

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Josh: DRAKE, WHAT'S WRONG?

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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? DID SOMETHING

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HAPPEN TO OPRAH?

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Drake: NO, BUT LOOK WHAT I GOT.

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IN THE MAIL. CANDY.

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Jake: CANDY?

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Drake: SPECIAL CANDY.

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Jake: THAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?

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[MIMICKING DRAKE] CANDY?

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Drake: NOT JUST ANY CANDY, JOSH.

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THESE ARE SUPER
POWER MEGA-SOURS.

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Josh: SUPER POWER MEGA-SOURS?

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Drake: THE HOTTEST AND THE.

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SOUREST CANDIES IN THE GALAXY.

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AH! AND THERE IT IS.

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Josh: IT'S A PRETTY BIG DAY FOR.

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YOU, ISN'T IT?

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Drake: THE BIGGEST.

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HERE GOES.

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Josh: WELL?

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Drake: WELL, IT'S PRETTY SOUR.

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AND PRETTY HOT, AND...

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I JUST EXPECTED IT TO BE MORE...

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OH, MY GOD! OH! OH, MAN! WHOA!

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OH, IT HURTS! OH! OH, MY TONGUE!

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Josh: SPIT IT OUT.

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Drake: [GARBLED] NO. I LOVE IT!

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WHY ARE YOU WEARING A GOLD VEST?

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Josh: WHY AM I
WEARING A GOLD VEST?

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Drake: UH-HUH. DID
HELEN PROMOTE YOU?

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Josh: NO, HELEN DID NOT PROMOTE.

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ME. SHE'S GETTING LASER
EYE SURGERY TODAY.

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Drake: LASER EYE SURGERY?

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Josh: YEAH. SO I GET TO BE.

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ASSISTANT MANAGER
UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.

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Drake: OH, COOL.

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Josh: AND, HEY, MAYBE IF I DO
A GOOD JOB, SHE'LL LET ME BE.

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ASSISTANT MANAGER PERMANENTLY,

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AND I'll GET TO KEEP
THIS GOLD VEST.

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Megan: I CAN TELL YOU
HOW TO GET PROMOTED.

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Josh: HOW?

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Megan: WELL, WHENEVER YOU GO TO.

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THE MOVIES, IT'S A BIG PAIN IN

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THE BUTT WHEN YOU HAVE TO CARRY

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YOUR POPCORN AND YOUR DRINK AND

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YOUR CANDY, RIGHT?

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Josh: YEAH.

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Drake: ABSOLUTELY.

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Megan: SO WE
CREATE A THING THAT.

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HOLDS ALL OF IT, ONE CONTAINER,

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AND WE CAN CALL IT CUPPA-STUFF.

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I'll SPLIT THE PROFITS
WITH YOU 50-50.

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Josh: EXCUSE ME. OPERATOR? YEAH,

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COULD YOU PUT ME THROUGH TO THE

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DUMB IDEA POLICE?

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Megan: SUCH A SMALL BRAIN IN.

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SUCH A BIG BOOB.

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Drake: [SIGHS] HEY, DOES MY.

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TONGUE LOOK ALL RIGHT?

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Josh: YEAH, IT LOOKS FINE.

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Drake: GOOD.

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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,

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BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY,

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IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

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SEE WHAT'S INSIDE,

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IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,

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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,

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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
OVER YOUR SHOULDER

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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

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I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP

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WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND,

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OHHHHH ♪

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Josh: UH, GAVIN, DID YOU CHECK.

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TOILET NUMBER 3 IN
THE MEN'S REST ROOM?

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Gavin: NAH.

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Josh: WELL, GO
CHECK IT RIGHT NOW.

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Gavin: NAH.

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Josh: BUT I'M THE
ASSISTANT MANAGER.

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CARRY ON!

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Drake: YOU KNOW, IF I WEREN'T.

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HERE RIGHT NOW, YOU'D BE THE

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HOTTEST PERSON IN
THIS MOVIE THEATER.

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Girl: WOW. I GUESS
THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.

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Drake: FREE SODA?

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Girl: SURE.

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Josh: DRAKE, YOU CAN'T USE THE.

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SODA GUN. YOU'RE NOT CERTIFIED!

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Drake: I'VE GOT TO BE
CERTIFIED TO DO THIS?

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Josh: OH! YOU GOT
YOUR GERMS ALL.

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OVER THE NOZZLE!

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SHOULDN'T YOU BE
HOME WATCHING MEGAN?

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Drake: NO, I BROUGHT
HER HERE TO.

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SEE SOME MOVIE WITH
A FRIEND FROM SCHOOL.

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Man: OH! OH! OH! OH, MAN!

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I DROPPED MY SODA, MY POPCORN

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AND EVERYTHING.

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Megan: YO, BOOB!

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DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

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Josh: SO? Megan: TOO
BAD HE DIDN'T HAVE.

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A CUPPA-STUFF.

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Josh: I'M NOT
INTERESTED IN YOUR.

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CRAZY CUP IDEA.
IT'LL NEVER WORK.

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Megan: OH, YEAH? 'CAUSE I BUILT.

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A PROTOTYPE.

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SEE? SODA GOES IN THE BOTTOM,

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PUT THE POPCORN ON TOP, AND YOU

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GOT 2 SIDE POCKETS
TO HOLD YOUR CANDY.

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Gavin: THAT IS SO AWESOME.

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Josh: JUST KEEP WALKING!

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AND I SAY NERTZ TO YOUR DUMB CUP

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IDEA AS LONG AS I'M IN CHARGE,

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AND I'M IN CHARGE
UNTIL HELEN GETS BACK.

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Helen: I'M BACK!

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Josh: AW, JEEZ!

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Megan: SEE YA.

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Josh: HELEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

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HERE? YOU JUST HAD LASER EYE

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SURGERY... AN HOUR
AND A HALF AGO?

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Helen: THAT'S RIGHT. I HAD MY
SURGERY, DROPPED OFF MY DRY.

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CLEANING, AND STOPPED OFF FOR A

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FISH TACO, AND HERE I AM!

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HEY, HEY!

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Josh: SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT HOME?

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YOU CAN'T SEE.

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Helen: I SEE YOU GETTING ON MY.

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NERVES, THAT'S WHAT I SEE.

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Man: I DROPPED MY SODA. CAN I.

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GET ANOTHER ONE,
PLEASE? Josh: YEAH, I'll GET IT.

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Helen: NO, I'll GET IT.

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Man: OH! OH!

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STOP! OH, MAN!

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Helen: THAT'LL BE 3.75.

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Josh: HELEN, YOU JUST COLAED.

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THAT MAN IN THE FACE.

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Helen: WELL, I GUESS MAYBE I.

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SHOULD GO HOME FOR A WHILE AND

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GET MY REST ON.

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Josh: YOU MEAN I GET TO BE.

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ASSISTANT MANAGE
THE REST OF THE DAY?

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Helen: OH, YOU'RE GONNA MANAGE.

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ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE
GONNA MANAGE ME.

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Josh: HUH? Helen: YOU'RE
GONNA HELP ME GET.

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SITUATED BACK AT MY CONDO.

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NOW, HERE'S THE KEYS
TO MY BUICK. LET'S GO.

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Josh: YOU DROVE HERE
WHEN YOU COULDN'T SEE?

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Helen: YEAH, NOT MY BEST IDEA.

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COME ON.

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Josh: JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND.

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Helen: OK.

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Josh: DRAKE?

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Drake: YEAH?

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Josh: YOU JUST MET HER, AND.

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YOU'RE ALREADY KISSING?

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Drake: I GAVE HER A SODA.

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Josh: WHATEVER. LOOK, I HAVE TO.

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TAKE HELEN HOME, ALL RIGHT, AND

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I NEED YOU TO FOLLOW ME SO I CAN

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GET A RIDE BACK.

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Drake: HMM, KISS PRETTY GIRL...

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DRIVE BROTHER IN TRAFFIC... HMM.

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Josh: PLEASE? LOOK, IF I MAKE.

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HELEN HAPPY, SHE MIGHT MAKE ME

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ASSISTANT MANAGER PERMANENTLY.

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JUST DRIVE ME.

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Drake: YEAH. HERE'S A LITTLE.

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SONG FOR YA. AHEM.

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♪ NO ♪

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Josh: HEY, IF YOU DON'T DRIVE.

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ME, I'M TELLING DAD YOU'RE THE

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ONE WHO ATE HIS SPECIAL
FRENCH PORK CHOP.

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Drake: SEE YA. LET'S ROLL.

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Josh: OK, HELEN. YOU READY?

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Helen: I'VE BEEN READY.

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Josh: ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

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Helen: LET ME JUST GET MY PURSE.

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Josh: I'll GET IT.
Helen: NO, I'll GET IT!

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Josh: OW! OW! OW!

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Josh: OK, HELEN, WE'RE AT YOUR.

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PLACE. DRAKE,
TURN ON THE LIGHTS.

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Drake and Josh: OH... MY... GOD.

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Helen: WHAT'S WRONG?!

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IS SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE?!

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Drake: WHOA! WATCH IT, HELEN!

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Josh: HEY! EVERYTHING IS FINE!

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Drake: YEAH. IT'S
JUST YOUR PLACE.

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Helen: WHAT ABOUT IT?

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Josh: IT'S INCREDIBLE.

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Drake: IT'S INSANE.

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Helen: OH, WELL, THANKS, DRAKE.

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Josh: YOU HAVE A HAMSTER?

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Helen: YEAH. HIS NAME'S NUBBY.

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YOU CAN PET HIM IF YOU LIKE.

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Josh: OK.

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HEY THERE, LITTLE... OW!

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Helen: OH, YEAH. HE BITES.

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Josh: REALLY?

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Helen: HEY, JOSH, GIVE ME THE.

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PILLS MY DOCTOR GAVE ME. I'M

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STARTING TO FEEL A
LITTLE PAIN IN MY EYES.

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Josh: OK, HELEN.

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HERE YOU GO. PILLS.

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Helen: GOOD.

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Drake: MAN, HELEN. YOU GOT A.

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GROOVE MACHINE...

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AND A HOT TUB? MAN, HELEN. THIS

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PLACE MUST HAVE COST
YOU, LIKE, A BILLION DOLLARS.

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Josh: YEAH, YEAH. HOW
DO YOU AFFORD ALL THIS?

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Helen: IS THAT SOME
OF YOUR BUSINESS?

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Drake: HOW DO YOU AFFORD
IT? Helen: WELL, I'll TELL YOU,

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DRAKE. I STILL GET
MONEY FROM HAPPY TIMES.

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Josh: HAPPY TIMES? WASN'T THAT,

244
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LIKE, A TV SHOW BACK
IN THE SEVENTIES?

245
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Helen: THAT'S THE ONE.

246
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Drake: WHOA. YOU PLAYED THE.

247
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LITTLE SISTER ON HAPPY TIMES?

248
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Helen: YES. I WAS
LITTLE GEORGIA.

249
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Drake: THAT'S AWESOME.
Josh: THAT'S SO COOL.

250
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Helen: WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T.

251
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LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

252
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YOU WANT TO WATCH AN EPISODE?

253
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Josh: YEAH, WE DO.

254
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Helen: HA HA! THE TAPE'S ON TOP
OF THE VCR. JOSHY, HELP ME TO.

255
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THE SOFA HERE.

256
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JUST PUT IT ON AUXILIARY ONE

257
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AND PRESS "PLAY."

258
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Josh: AUXILIARY
ONE... AND "PLAY."

259
00:10:09,733 --> 00:10:11,143
Boy: HEY, GEORGIA. COME THROW.

260
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THE FOOTBALL WITH ME.

261
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Georgia: IF YOU THROW THAT
FOOTBALL IN THIS HOUSE, MAMA'S.

262
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GONNA BEAT YOU
LIKE A CHEAP DRUM.

263
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Boy: HERE, CATCH.

264
00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:26,876
Woman: MARK! YOU GO
TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!

265
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Mark: YES, MA'AM.

266
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Woman: AND, GEORGIA, YOU GET
SOME PAPER TOWELS AND HELP ME.

267
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CLEAN THIS MESS UP.

268
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Georgia: THAT IS NOT MY JOB!

269
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Drake: [IMITATING GEORGIA]

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"THAT IS NOT MY JOB."

271
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Helen: YEAH, THAT
WAS MY CATCH PHRASE.

272
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Josh: [IMITATING GEORGIA]

273
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"THAT IS NOT MY JOB."

274
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Helen: YOU DON'T DO IT RIGHT.

275
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Drake: HEY, HELEN, YOU WANT TO.

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PLAY SOME GROOVE MACHINE?

277
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Josh: SHE CAN'T SEE.

278
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Helen: I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT
TO SHAKE IT. JUST PUT IT ON.

279
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AUXILIARY 2. COME ON, DRAKE.

280
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LET'S DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT.

281
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

282
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Drake: YEAH! SHAKE IT!

283
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,576
Helen: I'M SHAKING IT, BABY!

284
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WHOO!

285
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Josh: I WANNA GROOVE.

286
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Helen: WELL, GET UP HERE AND.

287
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SHAKE YOUR PANTS, THEN.

288
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HEY! YEAH!

289
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:28,076
UH-HUH.

290
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Josh: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

291
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[TURNS MUSIC OFF] Josh:
HELEN, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO.

292
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PUT YOUR EYE DROPS IN
AS SOON AS WE GOT HOME.

293
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,309
Helen: WELL, GO GET
'EM, THEN. Josh: ALL RIGHT.

294
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,310
Helen: WHOO. I BETTER SIT DOWN.

295
00:11:36,334 --> 00:11:38,043
THESE PAIN PILLS ARE MAKING ME

296
00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:40,509
LOOPIER THAN A LOOPY-LOOP.

297
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,076
Drake: WATCH IT. WATCH IT.

298
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HOW MANY DID YOU TAKE?

299
00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:47,709
Helen: I TOOK, UH, 2.2.

300
00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:48,610
Drake: IT SAYS YOU'RE ONLY.

301
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SUPPOSED TO TAKE ONE.

302
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Helen: WHOOPSIE! [LAUGHS]

303
00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,543
JOSH, WHERE ARE MY EYE DROPS?!

304
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:55,544
Josh: I'M RIGHT HERE. I'M JUST.

305
00:11:55,568 --> 00:11:58,276
GETTING YOU A
GLASS OF... AW, JEEZ!

306
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,509
Drake: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

307
00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:00,410
Josh: I DROPPED HELEN'S EYE.

308
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DROPS DOWN THE DRAIN.

309
00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,409
Drake: WELL, GET 'EM
OUT. CAN YOU SEE 'EM?

310
00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,343
Josh: NO.

311
00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:06,676
HERE, I'll TURN ON THE LIGHT.

312
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:11,476
[GARBAGE DISPOSAL STARTS]

313
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,100
[TURNS OFF DISPOSAL]
Drake: WRONG SWITCH.

314
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,309
Josh: YA THINK?!

315
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,509
HELEN'S GONNA KILL ME.

316
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:19,043
Drake: NO, SHE WON'T. SHE'S ALL.

317
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:21,109
GIGGLY AND LOOPY
ON THOSE PAIN PILLS.

318
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,609
Helen: JOSHY, WHERE
ARE MY DROPS?

319
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:25,143
Josh: UM... UM...

320
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,943
THE, UH... THE PHARMACY, THEY...

321
00:12:27,967 --> 00:12:29,309
THEY GAVE US THE WRONG ONES.

322
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:33,043
Helen: OH, MAN. I HATE PEOPLE.

323
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,409
Josh: UH, YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY.

324
00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:36,043
I'll, UM... I'll JUST
RUN TO THE.

325
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,843
DRUGSTORE AND GET
YOU THE RIGHT ONES.

326
00:12:37,867 --> 00:12:38,710
Helen: GOOD. GET ME SOME TRAIL.

327
00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:42,609
MIX AND A YO-YO. [GIGGLES]

328
00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,309
Drake: YEAH, I THINK HER
PAIN PILLS ARE WORKING.

329
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:47,643
Josh: OH, THEY'RE WORKING.

330
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,143
OK. I HAVE TO GO TO SMART-AID.

331
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,110
THEN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND PICK

332
00:12:50,134 --> 00:12:51,776
UP A FEW THINGS. BUT STAY HERE

333
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,143
AND WATCH HELEN.

334
00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:55,043
Drake: YOU MEAN YOU WANT ME
TO STAY HERE WITH THE GROOVE.

335
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,209
MACHINE, THE PLASMA SCREEN,

336
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,176
AND THE HOT TUB? YEAH, I THINK

337
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,609
I CAN DO THAT.

338
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:01,076
Josh: JUST DON'T LET HELEN OUT.

339
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,343
OF YOUR SIGHT.

340
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:07,376
Drake: OK, PUSHY. GO.

341
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,443
ALL RIGHT, HELEN. READY FOR

342
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:09,543
GROOVE MACHINE ROUND 2?

343
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:11,409
Helen: YOU'RE ON, BUT THIS
TIME LET'S DO IT RIGHT. PUSH THE.

344
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:18,609
BUTTON ON THE WALL THERE.

345
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:21,843
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

346
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,733
Drake: OH, SWEET!

347
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:45,309
Josh: LET'S SEE.
UH... BATHING SUIT,

348
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:52,143
EXTRA SOCKS, JAMMIE
JAMS, DRAKE. DRAKE?!

349
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:53,276
Drake: HEY.

350
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,543
Josh: HEY? HEY?

351
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,509
Drake: HEY.

352
00:13:57,533 --> 00:13:58,743
Josh: DRAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

353
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,476
HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE WATCHING HELEN.

354
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,344
Drake: I KNOW, BUT I CAME BACK.

355
00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:03,276
TO GET A BATHING
SUIT FOR THE HOT TUB.

356
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,609
Josh: YOU LEFT HELEN ALONE?!

357
00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:09,343
Drake: SHE HAS A HAMSTER.

358
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:11,276
Josh: DRAKE! SHE CAN'T SEE,

359
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,109
AND SHE'S LOOPY! HELEN COULD...

360
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,509
COULD DROWN IN HER HOT TUB

361
00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,809
OR... OR FALL OFF HER BALCONY

362
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:18,243
OR SUFFER SOME KIND OF

363
00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:22,343
GROOVE-MACHINE
RELATED CONCUSSION!

364
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:23,876
Drake: HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

365
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,243
OH, HEY, A YO-YO.

366
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,243
Josh: GIVE ME THE YO-YO!

367
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,533
COME ON!

368
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:35,843
Josh: HELEN?! HELEN?!

369
00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:37,043
WHERE IS SHE?!

370
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,543
Drake: SHE'S PROBABLY
JUST IN HER ROOM.

371
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,609
Josh: WELL, GO CHECK!

372
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:43,143
OH! HELEN! HELEN!

373
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,109
HELLO?

374
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,276
Drake: YEAH, SHE'S NOT THERE.

375
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,743
Josh: OH, WHERE COULD SHE BE?!

376
00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:50,809
THE HOT TUB?! OH!

377
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:54,267
DON'T WORRY, HELEN!
JOSHY'S COMING!

378
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,109
Josh: SHE'S NOT IN HERE.

379
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:08,909
I'VE LOST MY
SIGHTLESS, LOOPY BOSS.

380
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:11,576
Drake: YEAH, BUT HOW
NICE IS THAT HOT TUB?

381
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,909
Josh: AARRGGHH!

382
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,543
[BOTH YELLING]

383
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,667
Josh: COME HERE, PARTNER!

384
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,576
Josh: HELEN! HELEN! HELEN!

385
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,543
HELEN! GAVIN!

386
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,243
Gavin: HEY, JOSH.

387
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,809
Josh: HAVE YOU SEEN HELEN?

388
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:38,376
Gavin: NAH. BEEN
SLEEPING ON THE ROOF.

389
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,909
CHECK THE LADIES' ROOM?

390
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:45,176
Josh: LADIES' ROOM!

391
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:49,176
[WOMEN SCREAMING]

392
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:57,200
Josh: HURTING MY ARM!
HURTING MY ARM! AAH!

393
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,876
SHE WASN'T IN THERE.

394
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,176
Gavin: MAN, WHAT IF HELEN.

395
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:05,376
WANDERED INTO
TRAFFIC, GOT, LIKE, KILLED?

396
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:11,276
IMAGINE THAT FUNERAL.

397
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,843
[PEOPLE WEEPING]

398
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:14,043
Reverend: TODAY, WE COME TO LAY.

399
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:16,309
TO REST HELEN OPHELIA DUBUOIS.

400
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,776
OR YOU MIGHT BETTER REMEMBER HER

401
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,643
AS GEORGIA, THE SPUNKY KID

402
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,609
SISTER IN THE HIT
SHOW HAPPY TIMES.

403
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,673
Man: OH, YEAH! Woman: YEAH!

404
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:25,144
Drake: [IMITATING GEORGIA]

405
00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:27,143
"THAT IS NOT MY JOB."

406
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,044
Reverend: BUT SADLY, THESE ARE.

407
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,143
NOT HAPPY TIMES, BECAUSE HELEN

408
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,943
WAS ABANDONED IN HER TIME OF

409
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:35,776
NEED. ABANDONED BY THAT MAN!

410
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,143
JOSH NICHOLS! HOW
COULD YOU, JOSH?!

411
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,209
Mourners: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

412
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,576
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

413
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,443
Drake: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

414
00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:50,443
Woman: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

415
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:56,643
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

416
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,776
Josh: HELLO?

417
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,476
Megan: HEY, JOSH, DID
YOU LOSE SOMETHING?

418
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,843
Josh: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

419
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:02,744
Megan: I FOUND YOUR BOSS AT THE.

420
00:17:02,768 --> 00:17:05,109
PARK TALKING TO A BUSH, SO I

421
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:06,476
BROUGHT HER HOME.

422
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,076
Josh: HELEN'S AT OUR HOUSE?!

423
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,143
Megan: YEAH. LISTEN.

424
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,709
Helen: ONE CUP THAT HOLDS SODA.

425
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:15,543
AND POPCORN AND CANDY! HA HA HA!

426
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:18,343
THAT'S REVOLUTIONARY!

427
00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:21,276
Megan: HEAR THAT?

428
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,177
Josh: JUST DON'T LET HER GO.

429
00:17:22,201 --> 00:17:28,076
ANYWHERE, ALL RIGHT?
I'M COMING TO GET HER.

430
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,067
Gavin: I'M GONNA TAKE
A NAP ON THE ROOF.

431
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,044
Josh: HELEN?

432
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:41,376
Helen: JOSHY! WHAT'S UP, CLOWN?

433
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,043
Josh: UM, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU.

434
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,376
HOME NOW, OK, HELEN?

435
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,543
Helen: OKEY-DOKEY, ARTICHOKEY.

436
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,443
JUST ONE CUP HOLDS YOUR SODA

437
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,176
AND YOUR POPCORN!

438
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,743
Megan: DON'T FORGET
THE CANDY COMPARTMENT.

439
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:54,909
Helen: OH, BRILLIANT! HA HA!

440
00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:56,709
Josh: UGGRRHHH... COME ON!

441
00:17:56,733 --> 00:18:01,943
Helen: OK.

442
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:09,543
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

443
00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:11,443
Drake: ALL RIGHT. WHO
WANTS CRAB PUFFS?

444
00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:12,909
All: ME! ME!

445
00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:15,600
Drake: HERE, CATCH!

446
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,909
Drake: OH! SHH!

447
00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:30,643
[TURNS MUSIC OFF]

448
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:36,643
Josh: I'M JUST GONNA
SIT YOU OVER...

449
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,043
DRAKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

450
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,076
Helen: DRAKE'S STILL HERE?

451
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:44,609
COME GIVE HELEN A BIG OLD HUG.

452
00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,476
Drake: OK, HELEN.
I'M JUST GONNA.

453
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,676
GET UP OFF THE COUCH HERE REAL

454
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,243
QUICK AND COME
OVER AND... HUG YA.

455
00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:54,509
Helen: OK.

456
00:18:54,533 --> 00:19:00,809
Drake: JUST A SECOND.

457
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,043
Helen: YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF.

458
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:05,176
DRAKE, WHY ARE YOU ALL SWEATY?

459
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,709
Drake: OH. UH... WELL...

460
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:08,710
THAT'S JUST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I

461
00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:10,043
HUG A PRETTY GIRL.

462
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,809
Helen: OH! OH, DRAKE. YOU ARE.

463
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:18,343
TOO MUCH AND THEN SOME. HA HA!

464
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:19,576
Jake: HELEN, WOULD
YOU EXCUSE US.

465
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,076
FOR A SEC? I JUST NEED TO ASK

466
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,276
DRAKE A QUESTION
ABOUT... OUR HOMEWORK.

467
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:28,276
Drake: I DON'T DO HOMEWORK.

468
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,543
Josh: YOU'RE HAVING A HOT TUB.

469
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,476
PARTY IN HELEN'S CONDO?

470
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,743
Drake: UH-HUH.

471
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:34,876
Josh: I HAVE BEEN
KILLING MYSELF.

472
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,143
TRYING TO PROVE TO HELEN THAT

473
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,144
I'M RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO BE

474
00:19:37,168 --> 00:19:39,043
ASSISTANT MANAGER PERMANENTLY.

475
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,044
WHAT'S SHE GONNA THINK WHEN SHE

476
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:41,143
FINDS OUT I LET YOU TURN HER

477
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:45,676
CONDO INTO... TEENS GONE WILD?

478
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,043
Drake: SHE CAN'T SEE. JEEZ.

479
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,044
WHY ARE YOU ALL TENSE?

480
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:50,576
Josh: 'CAUSE YOU ARE IN MY LIFE!

481
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,743
Helen: YOU KNOW WHAT?

482
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:53,843
I THINK THIS MEDICATION'S

483
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:55,343
WEARING OFF. I FEEL ACHY. I'M

484
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,543
GONNA TAKE A HOT TUB.

485
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,643
Josh: YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!

486
00:19:58,667 --> 00:19:59,444
Helen: WHY NOT?

487
00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:03,643
Josh: 'CAUSE YOU'LL,
UH... GET ALL DAMP.

488
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:04,743
Helen: JOSH, I'VE HAD ONE.

489
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,509
LUDICROUS DAY, AND I WANT TO

490
00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:07,576
TAKE A HOT TUB!

491
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,909
Josh: OK, UM...

492
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:12,343
WHY DON'T YOU, UH... GO PUT ON

493
00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:13,809
YOUR SWIMSUIT AND... AND TAKE A

494
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,676
LONG TIME DOING IT? Helen:
OH, NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT.

495
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,476
PUTTING ON MY SWIMSUIT IN
FRONT OF 2 TEENAGE BOYS. IT'LL GET

496
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,209
YOUR HORMONES ALL IN A TIZZY.

497
00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:22,109
Drake: NO, IT WOULDN'T.

498
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,576
Helen: I'M NOT GONNA RISK IT.

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00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,609
NOW, JOSH, YOU LEAD
ME TO THE TUB. LEAD ME.

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00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:27,610
Josh: YOU MEAN
YOU'RE JUST GONNA.

501
00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:29,009
GET IN THE HOT TUB WITH ALL YOUR

502
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:30,709
CLOTHES ON? Helen:
SURE. THIS OUTFIT'S 90%.

503
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:32,643
RAYON. WATER'S NOT GONNA
HURT IT. NOW COME ON. LET'S TUB.

504
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:33,809
LET'S TUB.

505
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,376
Drake: OK. WE'RE
HERE AT THE HOT TUB.

506
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,176
Helen: OK. WELL, LEAD ME UP
THE STEPS. I CAN'T SEE A THING.

507
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,400
Drake: OK. 1. Helen: THERE'S 3.

508
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,209
Drake: 2, 3.

509
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:45,209
Josh: THERE YOU
ARE. THERE YOU GO.

510
00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:48,843
Helen: WHOO!
YEAH, THAT... THAT'S.

511
00:20:48,867 --> 00:20:56,209
NICE. AH! I'M JUST SO EXHAUSTED.

512
00:20:56,233 --> 00:21:00,543
WHAT'S THIS?

513
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,043
Drake: THAT'S JUST ME, HELEN.

514
00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:03,309
I WANTED TO TAKE A HOT TUB WITH

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00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:06,143
YOU, SO I JUST GOT
IN. I HOPE THAT'S OK.

516
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,709
Helen: OF COURSE
IT IS. BOY, YOU.

517
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,743
SURE GOT SOME SCRAWNY SHOULDERS.

518
00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:12,276
Drake: YEAH.

519
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,243
Helen: AND, UH,
WHAT'S THIS HERE.

520
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:16,376
IN THE WATER?

521
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,543
SMELLS LIKE A CRAB PUFF.

522
00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:20,876
Josh: THAT'S A, UH...
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

523
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:21,777
PHONE'S RINGING!

524
00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:23,809
Drake: TELEPHONE!

525
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:27,909
Josh: HELLO? UH, YEAH. ONE SEC.

526
00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:29,709
HELEN, IT'S YOUR DOCTOR.

527
00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:33,109
Helen: GOOD. LET ME HAVE IT.

528
00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:36,809
DR. BURNBAUM? YEAH, I FEEL FINE.

529
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,143
REALLY? I CAN TAKE THE BANDAGES

530
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:39,167
OFF MY EYES? Drake: WHAT?!

531
00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:40,577
Josh: WHAT?!

532
00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:42,043
Helen: HOLD ON A SECOND, DOC.

533
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:42,910
WELL, LET'S SEE IF THIS LASER

534
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,667
EYE SURGERY WAS WORTH IT.

535
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:58,933
Helen: HELLO, BOYS.

536
00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:14,443
Drake and Josh: SURPRISE.

537
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,243
All: SURPRISE.

538
00:22:17,267 --> 00:22:18,210
Helen: DR. BURNBAUM, I'M GONNA.

539
00:22:18,234 --> 00:22:20,843
HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.

540
00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:22,309
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

541
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,909
Josh: [MUMBLING]

542
00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:25,909
Helen: JOSH, YOU THREW A PARTY.

543
00:22:25,933 --> 00:22:27,409
IN MY CONDOMINIUM WHILE I WAS

544
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:31,043
INCAPACITATED?

545
00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:32,543
Josh: NO, I DID NOT, ALL RIGHT?

546
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:33,809
IT WAS ALL DRAKE'S IDEA.

547
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,376
Helen: DRAKE!

548
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,443
Drake: YEAH, HELEN, BUT...

549
00:22:36,467 --> 00:22:37,876
Helen: THAT IS JUST ABOUT THE.

550
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:42,809
SWEETEST THING ANYBODY'S
EVER DONE FOR ME!

551
00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:45,043
Josh: HUH?!

552
00:22:45,067 --> 00:22:46,809
Helen: YOU THREW
A PARTY JUST TO.

553
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:50,576
CELEBRATE MY NEW
AND IMPROVED EYE VISION!

554
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,843
Drake: WELL, I WAS
JUST SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

555
00:22:52,867 --> 00:22:54,043
Helen: DRAKE PARKER, I LOVE YOU.

556
00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:57,109
LIKE THE SON I NEVER WANTED.

557
00:22:57,133 --> 00:22:58,476
Drake: YEAH, WELL...

558
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,309
Helen: WELL, COME ON. LET'S GET
THE PARTY STARTED. START SOME.

559
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:04,343
MUSIC AND DROP THE DISCO BALL.

560
00:23:04,367 --> 00:23:12,367
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

561
00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:16,867
Josh: UNBELIEVABLE.

562
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,209
Josh: HELEN, YOU BOUGHT MEGAN'S.

563
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:30,776
CUPPA-STUFF IDEA?

564
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,843
Megan: YEAH, SHE DID.

565
00:23:31,867 --> 00:23:32,677
Helen: I TELL YOU, YOU GOT A.

566
00:23:32,701 --> 00:23:33,776
BRILLIANT LITTLE SISTER HERE.

567
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,143
EACH ONE ONLY COST A DOLLAR TO

568
00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,243
MAKE, AND WE'RE SELLING THEM FOR

569
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:38,809
3.50. HA HA!

570
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,609
SO, MEGAN, COME WITH ME TO
MY OFFICE, AND I'll GIVE YOU YOUR.

571
00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:41,577
PROFITS SO FAR, 'CAUSE YOU HAVE

572
00:23:41,601 --> 00:23:43,609
$700 COMING YOUR WAY.

573
00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:46,609
Megan: SWEET!

574
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:47,676
Helen: OH, AND JOSH, CHECK OUT.

575
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:52,476
TOILET NUMBER 3 IN
THE MEN'S REST ROOM.

576
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,477
Josh: YOU WANT TO HELP ME CHECK.

577
00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:54,843
TOILET NUMBER 3?

578
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:55,644
Drake: [IMITATING GEORGIA]

579
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,367
THAT IS NOT MY JOB.

580
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:01,709
Mark: GEORGIA,
IF I GOT TO CLEAN.

581
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,209
THE GARAGE, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO

582
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,276
IS HELP ME.

583
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:06,476
Georgia: THAT IS NOT MY JOB!

584
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,243
Helen: HA HA!

585
00:24:08,267 --> 00:24:10,143
[BOTH LAUGH]

586
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:11,443
Megan: WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

587
00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:13,209
WERE GEORGIA ON HAPPY TIMES.

588
00:24:13,233 --> 00:24:14,576
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SO FUN.

589
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,409
Helen: NO. SHOW
BUSINESS IS TOUGH.

590
00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:18,143
Megan: YEAH? Helen: YEAH.
TRUST ME. YOU WOULD.

591
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:21,943
NOT WANT TO BE A
LITTLE GIRL ON A TV SHOW.

592
00:24:21,967 --> 00:24:23,743
Megan: INTERESTING.

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00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:25,376
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