1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:05,964 [♪] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:46,171 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 5 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,645 [GARGLING] 6 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:05,940 YES, MOM. 7 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,443 YEAH, NO, I'M GOING TOWEAR THE SHOES. 8 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,320 NO, NO, NO,I CAN'T WEAR THOSE. 9 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,947 I WORE THOSE ON BLACK FRIDAYAND CYBER MONDAY. 10 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,291 YES, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 11 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,301 [♪] 12 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,231 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR! 13 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,117 OOH, EXCUSE ME. 14 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,953 ARE YOU DONEWITH THE CROSSWORD? 15 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:02,205 THANK YOU. 16 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,840 HEY, WINDOW-WASHER. 17 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,758 HEY, WINDOW-DRESSER! 18 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,301 WELL, ASSISTANTWINDOW DRESSER, 19 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,427 BUT THANKS FOR THE UPGRADE. 20 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,304 "NINE-LETTER WORDFOR SPANISH MOSS." 21 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,514 MISTLETOE. 22 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,516 OF COURSE. 23 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:24,144 I'M STUCK ON 13 DOWN. 24 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,854 YEAH... 25 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:26,855 I'M THINKING "CHAPLIN." 26 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,274 THAT WOULD WORK. 27 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:30,942 YOU SEEING THE BOSS 28 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:32,360 DRESSED LIKE THAT? 29 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:33,987 'TIS THE SEASON. 30 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,029 BESIDES, UNLIKE YOU, 31 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,030 THEY DIDN'T HIRE MEFOR MY LOOKS. 32 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,532 I'M A LOOKER. [CHUCKLES] 33 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,450 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 34 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,413 OKAY, LATTE,EXTRA FOAM. 35 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,665 AH, THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 36 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,125 YEAH. 37 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:48,710 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE READYTO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 38 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,712 I WOULD BE HAPPY TOTAKE OVER THE FRONT WINDOWS. 39 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,672 YOU DO THAT, AND I'LL BE HERETO WASH THEM FOR YOU. 40 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:53,882 THANKS, MAC. 41 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,550 GOOD LUCK. 42 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:56,801 [CHUCKLES]THANKS. 43 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,097 [SIGHING NERVOUSLY] 44 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,599 GOOD MORNING, MR. FITCH,HOW ARE YOU? 45 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,058 CUT THE SMALL TALK, SLOAN. 46 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:06,728 WORK TO DO. 47 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:08,813 [SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION] 48 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:15,403 HEY... 49 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,155 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 50 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,448 WELL, LET ME SEE. 51 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:19,866 OH, RIGHT, I WORK HERE. 52 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:22,035 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT HEREFOR THE WINDOW JOB. 53 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:25,163 THE POSITION HASN'TBEEN FILLED YET, HAS IT? 54 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,956 [CHUCKLES]DON'T WORRY, 55 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:28,249 I'M SUREYOU'LL GET IT. 56 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,085 OH, I AM NOT WORRIED. 57 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,420 CANDY CANE? 58 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:34,881 NO, THANK YOU. 59 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,132 I HAD CANDY CANES FOR BREAKFAST. 60 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,759 OH, YUM. 61 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,597 OKAY, NOT THATIT'S GOING TO HELP, 62 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,600 BUT, UH, THAT SWEATERYOU'RE WEARING-- 63 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,101 IS AWESOME. RIGHT? 64 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,144 BOUGHT IT ON 34TH STREET. 65 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,437 YEAH. 66 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,606 UM, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BEWEARING CLOTHES FROM McGUIRE'S. 67 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,108 YOU KNOW,SO, YOU MAY WANT TO... 68 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,860 TAKE THAT OFF. 69 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,029 OH, I SEEWHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. 70 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,906 I'M FLATTERED,HONESTLY, 71 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,449 BUT I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULDKEEP THIS RELATIONSHIP 72 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:02,575 STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. 73 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,410 [LAUGHS] 74 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,454 THIS MAY BEA JOKE TO YOU, 75 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,998 BUT THIS IS NOTA JOKE TO ME. 76 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:13,294 THIS JOB IS ABOUTPROJECTING AN IMAGE, OKAY? 77 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,463 IT'S A RESPONSIBILITY. 78 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,965 WE'RE NOTDOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS. 79 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,383 WE'RE WINDOW DRESSERS. 80 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,009 MM-MM, MM-MM. 81 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:22,095 WE ARE VISUAL MERCHANDISERS. 82 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:25,473 ISN'T THAT KIND OF LIKECALLING THE TRASH GUY 83 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:26,474 A "GARBOLOGIST"? 84 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:27,934 NO. 85 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,394 [CLEARS THROAT]GOOD MORNING. 86 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,104 HOW ARE YOU? OKAY. 87 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,022 NOW, I'M SURE YOU'VE BOTH HEARD, 88 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,482 THAT OUR LOYALMISS JEFFERS, 89 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,984 OUR HEAD DESIGNERFOR TWO DECADES, 90 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,151 STABBED US IN THE BACK 91 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:38,528 AND WENT TO GO WORK FOROUR COMPETITORS, 92 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,530 TAKING HER PEOPLEAND HER SKETCHES, 93 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,365 AND LEAVING MEWITH EMPTY WINDOWS 94 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,408 AND LOW HANGING FRUIT, 95 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,702 A.K.A., YOU TWO. 96 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,787 SO, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME. 97 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,497 [SIGHS] 98 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:50,957 SO, OBVIOUSLY, 99 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,166 IT'S FAR TOO LATE TO FINDANY SUITABLE REPLACEMENTS. 100 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:53,584 [STAMMERING]I WOULD ACTUALLY... 101 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,629 I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPYTO STEP IN FOR MISS JEFFERS. 102 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:57,964 OH. OH... 103 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:00,008 WELL, THERE YOU GO,PROBLEM SOLVED, RIGHT? 104 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:03,845 NO, I REALIZE THAT I DON'T HAVEHER EXPERIENCE, PER SE. 105 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,638 NO. 106 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,432 BUT THREE OFTHE WINDOW IDEAS 107 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:09,100 THAT WERE IMPLEMENTEDOVER THE SUMMER, 108 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,019 THEY WERE MINE. 109 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,562 PARTIALLY MINE. 110 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,773 I GRADUATED FROM PARSONSWITH HONORS. 111 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,276 CARRY ON, SORRY. 112 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,028 OH. THANK YOU. 113 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,195 AND I HAVE BEEN WORKINGAT McGUIRE'S 114 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,530 FOR TWO YEARS NOW. 115 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:23,948 FOR TWO YEARS. 116 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,491 MY GOSH, THAT'S PRACTICALLYA LIFETIME, TWO YEARS. 117 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,410 I'VE BEEN HERE TWO MONTHS,AND IT FEELS LIKE A LIFETIME. 118 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,037 IT CERTAINLY DOES, JAKE. 119 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,705 IT FEELS LIKE A LIFETIME, YEAH. 120 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,706 [SIGHS WEARILY] 121 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:34,751 OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN, 122 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,586 CHRISTMAS IS IN 28 DAYS. 123 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,546 THAT'S TWO NEW WINDOWSEVERY WEEK 124 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,132 UNTIL THE JOLLY FAT GUYIN THE SUIT SHOWS UP, RIGHT? 125 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,383 SANTA![OTHERS BLUSTERING TO ANSWER] 126 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,384 SANTA CLAUS, THANK YOU. 127 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,219 I WAS GONNA SAY "SANTA". 128 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,264 I KNOW WE'VE BEEN THROUGHSOME REMODELING HERE, 129 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,475 BUT McGUIRE'S HAS 95 YEARSOF TRADITION WE HAVE TO UPHOLD, 130 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,684 AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET 131 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,561 SOME BLACK-HEARTED TURNCOATBRING US DOWN. 132 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:54,437 NO. 133 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:55,980 NO, BECAUSEOUR WINDOWS? 134 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,482 OUR WINDOWS ARE GOING TOGRAB PEOPLE OFF THE STREET, 135 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:58,649 AND TAKE THEIR BREATH AWAY-- 136 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,193 SHOOP!BREATH RIGHT OUT OF THEM, 137 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:01,778 RUNNING INTO THE STOREWITH THEIR CREDIT CARDS. 138 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,196 "RIGHT, GET OUT OF MY WAY!" 139 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,406 RUNNING IN,BUYING THINGS. 140 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,741 LISTEN TO ME,THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 141 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,077 IF THE IMPOSSIBLEWERE TO HAPPEN, 142 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,995 AND ONE OF YOU TWOWERE TO IMPRESS ME, 143 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:14,582 YOU MIGHT JUST FIND YOURSELVESTHE NEXT MISS JEFFERS. 144 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:17,335 GOD HELP US! 145 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,212 THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY. 146 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:21,798 UM, I WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU. 147 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,174 GOOD. 148 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:25,426 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, MIGHT. 149 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,012 NO DOUBT YOU WILL,NO DOUBT YOU WILL. 150 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,514 PRESSURE'S ON,PRESSURE COOKER'S ON. 151 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:31,432 PRESSURE'S ON! 152 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:32,934 COME ON, GUYS,LET'S DO THIS. 153 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:37,814 WELL, HE'S FUN. 154 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,941 [♪♪] 155 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:51,327 NICE LEGS. 156 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,746 OR SHOULD I SAY "LEG." 157 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,540 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 158 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,669 SLOAN VAN DOREN. 159 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:03,464 MOM, I TOLD YOU THAT I CAN'T... 160 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,592 NO, YOU CAN'T CALL MEON MY CELL HERE. 161 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:07,802 I DON'T GET ANY RECEPTION. 162 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:08,719 I... 163 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,304 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 164 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,807 IF IT'S NOT ONE THING,IT'S YOUR MOTHER, HUH? 165 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,600 [CHUCKLES] 166 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,352 SO, UH, THREE NAMES OR FOUR? 167 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:17,270 WHAT? 168 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:18,271 NO, LET ME GUESS,LET ME GUESS. 169 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:22,567 UM... MRS. BITSY HANOVER... 170 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:23,693 VAN DOREN JONES. 171 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,320 SHE'S IN THE GARDEN CLUB-- 172 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,406 OH, AND ON THE BOARDOF SEVERAL CHARITIES. 173 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:31,576 WOW, YOU MUST BE PSYCHIC. 174 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:33,828 I AM.AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I SEE? 175 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:34,662 WHAT? 176 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:35,621 [SNAPS FINGERS] 177 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,248 ME AS THE FUTURE MISS JEFFERS. 178 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:42,587 AND 95 YEARS OF McGUIRE'SCOMES TO A SCREECHING HALT. 179 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,339 YOU KNOW,THERE ARE TWO WINDOWS. 180 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:46,966 WE COULD TEAM UP,POOL OUR IDEAS. 181 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:48,509 YEAH. 182 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,845 YEAH, OR, UM, 183 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:53,014 I COULD GET BOTH WINDOWS, 184 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,600 AND THEN YOU COULD GO BACKTO DOING THE SOCK DISPLAY 185 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:56,809 ON THE SECOND FLOOR. 186 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,145 OR I COULD GET BOTH WINDOWS, 187 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:00,354 AND YOU COULD GO BACK TO READING 188 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,440 "HOW TO WIN FRIENDSAND INFLUENCE PEOPLE." 189 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,958 [♪] 190 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,805 [JAKE]: AH, LIFESTYLESOF THE RICH AND SHAMELESS. 191 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:37,600 KENNY, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 192 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:38,726 IT'S KENNETH, ACTUALLY, 193 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,728 AND NO OFFENSE,BUT I DON'T SHAKE HANDS. 194 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,355 MM, TENNIS ELBOW? 195 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,314 NO. GERMS. 196 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,398 YES, IT'S FLU SEASON, 197 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,733 AND KENNETHCAN'T AFFORD TO GET SICK. 198 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:47,652 OH, ARE YOU SAYINGI MAKE PEOPLE SICK? 199 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,528 AT LEAST ONE, YEAH. 200 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,155 OUCH. 201 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,408 THANK YOU. 202 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,577 OKAY, YOU TWO. 203 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:58,788 WHOA! 204 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,166 [KNOCKS BRISKLY] 205 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,961 YOU DIDN'T DROPA DIME, DID YOU, KENNY? 206 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:05,920 NO. 207 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,338 LOSERS, WEEPERS. 208 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,423 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW? 209 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,883 YAY. 210 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:11,842 LET'S GO. 211 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,010 I LIKE THIS GUY. 212 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:18,391 ♪ OH, DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW 213 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:21,561 ♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH 214 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,438 ♪ OVER THE FIELDS WE GO... 215 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,857 FLANDERS AND MISSYWANT TO MEET UP LATER. 216 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,818 OH, UM, I CAN'T. 217 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,279 I REALLY NEED TO GET HOMEAND START SKETCHING. 218 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,780 -IT'S EARLY.-I KNOW. 219 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,699 I'M... I'M SORRY. 220 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:37,576 OKAY, SO, UM, 221 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,537 TO CLARIFY, 222 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:40,871 IF YOU GET THIS, 223 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,623 YOU'LL BE WORKINGOVER THE HOLIDAYS? 224 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,668 WELL... YES. 225 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,962 SO, WHAT ABOUT ASPEN? 226 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,298 YEAH. 227 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,465 WE COULD... 228 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,800 WE COULD GO IN JANUARY-- 229 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:53,843 AFTER NEW YEAR'S? 230 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:54,969 [LAUGHS] 231 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,430 EVERYONE WILL BE GONE BY THEN. 232 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:00,016 SO, WHAT, IT'S LIKE POMPEII? 233 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,101 THE ENTIRE TOWN VANISHES? 234 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,269 YEAH. 235 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,645 I MEAN, EVERYONE THAT MATTERS. 236 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,480 OH. 237 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:07,815 COME ON, NOBODY GIVES UPSKIING IN ASPEN 238 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,942 TO PUT UP BALLOONSIN SOME WINDOWS, SLOAN, NOBODY. 239 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,528 IT'S NOT JUST SOME WINDOW. 240 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,197 IT'S...IT'S MY CHANCE. 241 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,408 YOU KNOW, I COULD BEHEAD WINDOW DESIGNER 242 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,993 AT McGUIRE'S. 243 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:22,997 ANYWAY, 244 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,707 I PROBABLY WON'T GET IT. 245 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,792 I MEAN, THEY'LL MOST LIKELYGIVE IT TO JAKE. 246 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,586 NO, YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT. 247 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,381 I'LL HAVE MY DAD CALLOLD MAN MCGUIRE 248 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,507 WHO BELONGS TO OUR CLUB. 249 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,508 YOU'LL GET IT. 250 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,468 WHAT? NO. 251 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:36,927 NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. 252 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,346 SLOAN, THIS ISHOW THINGS HAPPEN. 253 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,972 PEOPLE CALL IN FAVORSALL THE TIME. 254 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,308 BUT, SEE, I DON'T WANT THISTO BE A FAVOR. 255 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,976 I NEED TO GET THIS ON MY OWN. 256 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,937 I CAN DO THIS. 257 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,190 OKAY. 258 00:10:56,322 --> 00:11:00,701 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ITFOR TONIGHT, FOLKS. 259 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,204 [SNORING SOFTLY] 260 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:04,914 JAKE? 261 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,624 JAKE... 262 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,668 WAKE UP, WE'RE DONE. 263 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,545 SORRY. 264 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,923 THANK YOU. 265 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:20,721 JAKE... 266 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,099 YOU HAVE UNTIL 10:00. 267 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,058 THANKS. 268 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:24,934 ALL RIGHT? 269 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,185 LOCK UP ON YOUR WAY OUT. 270 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,396 WILL DO. 271 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,649 MAJOR PROGRESSTONIGHT, EVERYBODY. 272 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,735 SEE YOU NEXT THURSDAY. 273 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,574 [SIGHING] 274 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:45,955 [♪] 275 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,200 NINE-LETTER WORDFOR SHREW? 276 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,160 UH... HARRIDAN? 277 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,579 FISHWIFE? 278 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:27,746 HEY, MAC. 279 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,832 BATTLEAXE.IT'S BATTLEAXE. 280 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,542 WHY DID YOU JUSTPOINT AT ME 281 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,751 AND SAY "BATTLEAXE"? 282 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,378 WHAT? OH, COME ON,IT'S A TERM OF ENDEARMENT. 283 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,464 A SOLDIER GOES TO WAR,HE NEEDS HIS BATTLEAXE, RIGHT? 284 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,798 -THANKS, HONEY.-YEAH, THANKS, HON'. 285 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:38,966 HEY, DON'T. NO. 286 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,384 COME ON, WHAT HAPPENED TOTHAT CHRISTMAS SPIRIT? 287 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,510 ALL RIGHT,THE BIGGER QUESTION IS 288 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,137 WHY IS AN ADULTEATING A GINGERBREAD MAN 289 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,263 AT 7:30IN THE MORNING? 290 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,222 ADULT? 291 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,640 OH, THANK YOU. 292 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,975 I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING.WHAT AM I FORGETTING? 293 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,560 DON'T LOOK AT ME.I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS. 294 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:50,478 IT'S WEDNESDAY. 295 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,479 IT'S THURSDAY. 296 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,481 WHAT?HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 297 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:57,610 SO, UH, BIG NIGHTWITH YOU AND SIR KENNETH? 298 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,653 NO. SKETCHING,ACTUALLY 299 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,238 OH, SKETCHING. 300 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,657 YES. FOR THE WINDOW? 301 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,117 [SNAPS FINGERS]THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT. 302 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:05,951 PAPER. 303 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:06,994 I FORGOT PAPER. 304 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,038 YOU KNOW WHAT? SORRY.REAL QUICK. 305 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:09,997 WHAT? 306 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,248 GEE, THANKS. 307 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,208 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 308 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,584 YOU'RE JUSTDOING THIS NOW? 309 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,212 INSPIRATION STRIKESWHEN IT STRIKES. 310 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,838 YEAH, NO,TAKE YOUR TIME. 311 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,216 YOU HAVE A WHOLE,OOH, SEVEN MINUTES. 312 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,509 YUP. 313 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,177 AH-AH-AH-AH... 314 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,845 OH, YOU'RE RIDICULOUS. 315 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,515 HEY, THAT'S GOOD,THAT'S GOOD. 316 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,391 A LITTLE SNOWMAN, MAYBE? 317 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,686 PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE, 318 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,689 CLEARLY, THIS ASSIGNMENTWAS ABOVE YOUR PAY GRADE. 319 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,525 WELL, EVERYTHING'SABOVE MY PAY GRADE. 320 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,526 NEEDLESS TO SAY, 321 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,693 I AM HAPPY TO REPORT 322 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,153 THAT YOU'RE NOT ENTIRELYVOID OF TALENT. 323 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,863 THANK YOU, MR. FITCH. 324 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,156 REALLY, SLOAN, 325 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,951 IS THERE NO END TOYOUR GRATUITOUS PLEASANTRIES? 326 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,036 OH, YEAH. THERE IS. 327 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,038 INSTALLATIONS BEGIN 328 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,081 TOMORROW NIGHT. 329 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,249 SO IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING 330 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,167 THAT THE ALARM WILL BE ON, 331 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,044 SO EXIT THROUGH THE ALLEY DOOR. 332 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,046 THE SYSTEM WILL BYPASSTHAT SPECIFIC EXIT 333 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,548 FOR TWO HOURS 334 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,715 AND THEN RE-ARM. 335 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,801 WE DON'T NEED ANOTHERHALLOWEEN FIASCO. 336 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,970 [SCOFFING]THAT WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT. 337 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,890 OKAY. 338 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:10,891 SOUTH WINDOW. 339 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:11,725 YES! 340 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,936 UM, THANK YOU, MR. FITCH, 341 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,896 AND, UM, WHICH ONEARE WE GOING TO GO FOR 342 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,233 IN THE NORTH WINDOW? 343 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,734 UH, NORTH WINDOW. 344 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,069 HEY! 345 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,529 I ACCEPT. 346 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,822 OH, THIS ISSO UNEXPECTED. 347 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,949 UH, I'D LIKE TO THANKMY THIRD GRADE ART TEACHER. 348 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,242 OF COURSE, I WOULDN'T BESITTING HERE TODAY 349 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,577 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS CHAIR... 350 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,786 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 351 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,121 I THOUGHT YOU SAIDTHAT ONLY ONE OF US WAS 352 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,914 WAS GOING TO GET TO REPLACEMISS JEFFERS. 353 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,624 OH, AND ONE OF YOU WILL. 354 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,293 THE ONE WHOSE BRINGS INTHE MOST CUSTOMERS 355 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,544 BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS. 356 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,047 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,MR. FITCH, 357 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,884 I TAKE THISVERY SERIOUSLY. 358 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,136 I MEAN, I WAS UP ALL NIGHTWITH THOSE SKETCHES, 359 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,221 AND HE DID HISIN, LIKE, WHAT 360 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,764 10 MINUTESON THE CURB? 361 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:51,765 WELL, SEVEN, 362 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,267 BUT WHO'S COUNTING? 363 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,935 UM... 364 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,187 HIS DESIGN WAS BETTER. 365 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,940 IN FACT, HAD HE NOTSMEARED FROSTING 366 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,568 ON HIS SECOND NAPKIN, 367 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,945 HE MIGHT HAVE HAD BOTH WINDOWS. 368 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,113 OH. 369 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,407 THERE YOU GO. 370 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,867 THANK YOU. 371 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,545 [♪] 372 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:33,891 YOU LOOK TIRED,SWEETHEART. 373 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,936 SLEEP IS CRUCIALFOR WOMEN LIKE US. 374 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,146 LIKE US? 375 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,814 YOU KNOW, 376 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,441 THE UNMARRIED. 377 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:43,901 LOOK AT ME, 378 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,736 I GET MY NINE HOURS,NO MATTER WHAT. 379 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,655 ALARM COULD GO OFF 380 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,614 IN THE BUILDING, 381 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:49,865 MY HEAD STAYS ON THE PILLOW. 382 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,742 THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS. 383 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,743 NOT AS DANGEROUS 384 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:53,994 AS THAT LIPSTICKYOU'RE WEARING. 385 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,829 THOSE RED HUESTOTALLY WASH YOU OUT. 386 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,416 YOU'RE A FALL,NOT A WINTER. 387 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,711 KNOCK 'EM DEAD. 388 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,171 UH-HUH. 389 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,298 THANK YOU, RITA. 390 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,927 WHAT, NO TIPFOR ALL THAT ADVICE? 391 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,765 OH. 392 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,350 HAVE A NICE DAY. 393 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,643 HOW COULD I NOT? 394 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,186 LOOK AT ALL THESESURROUNDINGS. 395 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,855 IF YOU DON'T MINDME SAYING SO, DEARIE, 396 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:25,442 THAT SCARF DOESN'T DO YOUANY JUSTICE. 397 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,029 HAVE YOU SEEN THE DISPLAYON THE THIRD FLOOR? 398 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,199 I'M JUST TRYINGTO BE HELPFUL. 399 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,379 WHOA. 400 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,009 [SIGHS] 401 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,219 HOLD THE DOOR! 402 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,262 WHOA, WHOA! AH... 403 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,221 M'LADY. 404 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,180 THANK YOU, DARLING. 405 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,223 WHERE YOU HEADED? 406 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,224 HOUSEWARES. 407 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,892 COOKING DEMONSTRATIONBY ANY CHANCE? 408 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,477 BEST APPETIZERSIN THE HOUSE. 409 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,187 AND ON THE HOUSE. 410 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,023 I JUST HOPE THEY HAVETHAT PLUM PUDDING TODAY. 411 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,400 NO, PLUM PUDDINGIS TUESDAYS. 412 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,901 TODAY IS CANDIED YAMS. 413 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,236 WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY ARETHOSE HONEY-BAKED HAM THINGS. 414 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,239 SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USEA HOMECOOKED MEAL. 415 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,074 YEAH, IT'S A LITTLEMORE EXPENSIVE HERE 416 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,075 THAN I'M USED TO. 417 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,118 McGUIRE'S? 418 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,161 NEW YORK. 419 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,246 AH, AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. 420 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,039 [LAUGHS] 421 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,292 TALK TO YOU.THANK YOU. 422 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,254 HEY. 423 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,466 [THEY CONTINUE CHATTING] 424 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,638 [♪] 425 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,239 GOOD NIGHT, MAC. 426 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,492 GOOD NIGHT, RITA. 427 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,043 [CARD LOCK BEEPS] 428 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,382 CONGRATS ON THE WINDOW. 429 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,260 OH, THANK YOU. 430 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,555 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVETHAT HE GOT THE OTHER ONE. 431 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,474 HE THINKS THIS JOB IS A JOKE. 432 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,811 WELL, MAYBEIT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY. 433 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,563 YOU KNOW, THE THINGTHAT GETS ME THOUGH IS, 434 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,982 HE'S GOOD, YOU KNOW? 435 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:32,194 WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCHABOUT DESIGN, 436 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,113 BUT I'VE SEENA LOT OF WINDOWS IN MY DAY, 437 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,322 AND I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, 438 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,449 WHEN MISS JEFFERSSTARTED HERE, 439 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,659 SHE WASN'TALL THAT GOOD. 440 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,660 REALLY? 441 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,994 NO. 442 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,497 HER FIRST CHRISTMAS WINDOWWAS A STYROFOAM SNOWMAN. 443 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,456 OH, NO. 444 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,833 [CHUCKLING]YEAH. 445 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,417 WITH A CARROT NOSE,AND THE TWO EYES OF COAL? 446 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,169 JUST ONE.THE OTHER ONE FELL OUT. 447 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,712 OH, NO! [LAUGHS] 448 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,382 BUT SHE TOOK THIS ART CLASS, 449 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:57,052 AND SHE GOT IN TOUCHWITH HER CREATIVE SIDE. 450 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,637 HMM. 451 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,097 WELL, 452 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,515 MY JOB IS DONE. 453 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,517 AH, WISH I COULDSAY THE SAME. 454 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,560 AN ALL-NIGHTER? 455 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,311 YEAH. 456 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,312 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 457 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,356 OH, JUST ANOTHER NIGHT AT HOME. 458 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,275 NO HOT DATE? 459 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:15,571 MORE LIKE COLD LEFTOVERSAND A GOOD BOOK. 460 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:24,121 [JAKE'S LAUGHTER REVERBERATESTHROUGH THE WALLS] 461 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,292 [LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY] 462 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,422 [TELEVISION BLASTING] 463 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,590 OH, HEY. 464 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,966 YOU EVER SEE THIS ONE? 465 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,552 AW, IT IS A CLASSIC. 466 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,553 HMM. 467 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,263 [JAKE LAUGHING] 468 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,931 YEAH, MAYBE WHEN I WAS 7. 469 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,558 AW, IT'S FUNNIER NOW. 470 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:45,893 WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY 471 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,228 IS THAT YOU, UM,YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED. 472 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,688 I STARTED. 473 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,274 I PLUGGED IN THE TV. 474 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,283 WOW, NICE SKYLINE. 475 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,327 JUST... 476 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,328 GO BACK TO YOUR CARTOON. 477 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,496 I WANT TO SEEWHAT YOU DO NEXT. 478 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,539 WILL IT BE... 479 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,499 THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING? 480 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,418 OR THE STATUE OF LIBERTY? 481 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,419 HMM... 482 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,046 I KNEW IT. 483 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,631 THAT LOOKS HEAVY. 484 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,299 LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. 485 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,220 THANK YOU. 486 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,304 NO, TAKE IT. 487 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,472 COME ON, TAKE IT.I INSIST. 488 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,556 NO, I CAN MANAGE.THANK YOU. 489 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,515 ALL RIGHT! 490 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,600 I'LL BE OVER HEREIF YOU NEED ME, 491 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,601 HANGING OUT. 492 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,852 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT, 493 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,103 I THINK I WORK BETTERWITH AN... 494 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,104 AUDIENCE... 495 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,481 OH. 496 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,026 BOY. 497 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,695 IT'S LIKE WORKINGIN A FISHBOWL. 498 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,375 AH... 499 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,126 I SEE YOU WENT WITHLESS IS MORE. 500 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,546 AND I SEE YOU WENT WITHMORE IS MORE. 501 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,298 WELL, LOUDERGRABS PEOPLE. 502 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,425 YOU KNOW, UNDERSTATEDELEGANCE, THOUGH, 503 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,428 JUST TAPS THEMON THE SHOULDER. 504 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,388 YOURS IS GOOD. 505 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:08,642 NORTH POLE, WIFI,VERY CLEVER. 506 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,228 SO'S YOURS. 507 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,772 SIMPLE AND TO THE POINT. 508 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,440 [CAR HORN HONKS] 509 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,483 OH, THIS GUY AGAIN? 510 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,985 DOES HE HAVE TODRIVE BY HERE EVERY DAY? 511 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,236 HIS OFFICEIS UP THE STREET. 512 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,154 I THOUGHT HE WORKEDOUT OF HIS CAR. 513 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,155 HI! 514 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,324 YOU LOOK LIKEYOU'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. 515 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,493 [CHUCKLES] YEAH.UM, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 516 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,453 OH. 517 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:32,332 HUH... 518 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,333 VERY CLEVER. 519 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,334 OH, THANK YOU. 520 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,336 NO, NOT THAT ONE,IT'S THE OTHER ONE. 521 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,547 OH, RIGHT. 522 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,550 YEAH, THAT ONE, UM... 523 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,260 THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT, TOO. 524 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,512 LOOK, I'M LATE FOR WORK. 525 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:46,513 DRINKS LATER? 526 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,389 YEAH. 527 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,682 OKAY. 528 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:49,516 BYE. 529 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,726 [JAKE]: BYE. 530 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,353 HE DOESN'T LIKE MINE. 531 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,813 AH, WHAT DOES HE KNOW?HE'S A SUIT. 532 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,772 YEAH, HIS FAMILY'S 533 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,274 ON THE BOARDOF THE GUGGENHEIM. 534 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,525 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 535 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,194 COME ON, I'LL LET YOUBUY ME A FA LA LATTE. 536 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,697 OH, THIS DAY JUSTKEEPS GETTING BETTER. 537 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,366 SEE YOU LATER. 538 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,660 [SIGHING HEAVILY] 539 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,370 I HAVE A MILLION OTHER PLACESI COULD BE RIGHT NOW. 540 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,621 OH, NAME TWO. 541 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:12,706 HOW ABOUTHUMAN RESOURCES, 542 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,374 PICKING UPYOUR SEVERANCE CHECK, HUH? 543 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,375 SHOULD I GO ON? 544 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,376 NOPE, WE'RE GOOD. 545 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,544 OKAY. LISTEN, 546 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,297 IF SOMEONECOMES INTO THE STORE 547 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,715 AFTER SEEINGONE OF THESE DISPLAYS, 548 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,258 THERE IS A 50% GREATER CHANCE 549 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,384 THAT THEY'RE GOING TO MAKEA PURCHASE. 550 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,427 WAIT, DOES THATEVEN MAKE SENSE? 551 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:26,678 YES, IT MAKES SENSE, JAKE. 552 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,555 -UH, ARE SALES UP, MR. FITCH?-MARGINALLY. 553 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,432 -OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.-THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT. 554 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:31,349 SLOAN, 555 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,144 YOUR WINDOW WAS PLEASANT, OKAY? 556 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,772 BUT PLEASANTMAKES PEOPLE SMILE... 557 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,690 SMILING IS GOOD, RIGHT? 558 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,192 NO, NOT IF THEY SMILE 559 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,485 AND KEEP WALKING DOWN THE STREETTO THE NEXT STORE, OKAY? 560 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,737 YOU'RE HERE TO CREATE 561 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,739 THE DESIRE TO SHOP, OKAY? 562 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,240 SO, BRING PEOPLE IN, 563 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,076 OTHERWISE I'M GOING TO HAVE TOGIVE NAPKIN KING HERE 564 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,160 YOUR WINDOW, TOO. 565 00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:51,828 JUST THE WAY IT GOES. 566 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,915 OKAY? 567 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,751 [SIGHS WEARILY] 568 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:01,838 AREN'T YOU GOING TO GLOAT? 569 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,299 NO. I LIKED YOUR WINDOW. 570 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:05,842 ARE YOU FINISHED WITH THIS? 571 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,305 JUST GOING TOBORROW THIS REAL QUICK. 572 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,432 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSEI CAN GET YOU, SIR? 573 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,811 I COULD GO FOR A SANDWICH. 574 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,773 [QUIETLY]: I'LL TELL YOUWHERE YOU CAN GO. 575 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:23,527 [♪♪] 576 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:35,872 OH, NO. 577 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,750 MAC SENT YOU HERE, TOO? 578 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,378 APPARENTLY, HE WANTS USTO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER. 579 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:44,673 YES, BECAUSE, CLEARLY,NINE HOURS A DAY ISN'T ENOUGH? 580 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,634 HEY, IF YOU WANT TO SEE MEAFTER HOURS, 581 00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,386 JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT. 582 00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:51,430 I AM SO DONEBRINGING HIM COFFEE. 583 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,681 [LAUGHS] 584 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,726 EASELS, EVERYONE. 585 00:23:56,768 --> 00:24:00,021 JAKE, WE'RE STARTING. 586 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,653 TODAY, WE WILL BEFOCUSING ON... 587 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:07,737 THE EYES. 588 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:11,491 WINDOWS TO THE SOUL. 589 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,493 OKAY. 590 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,453 NEW STUDENT? 591 00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,997 UM, NO, I'M... NO. 592 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,165 DON'T BE SHY. 593 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,499 WE'RE ALL VERYSUPPORTIVE HERE. 594 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,500 HAVE A SEAT. 595 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,502 WE'LL SET YOU UPWITH A SKETCH PAD... 596 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,421 HAVE A SEAT. 597 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,423 GET YOU ALL SET UP. 598 00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:29,342 PIECE OF CHARCOAL,YOU ARE READY TO DRAW. 599 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,510 OKAY. 600 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,889 KILL THE SMILE, JAKE.IT'S VERY DISTRACTING. 601 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,184 ALL RIGHT,HEADS UP, EVERYBODY, 602 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,310 NEXT SESSION, 603 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:41,062 WE WILL BE FOCUSING ON... 604 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:46,318 THE UPPER TORSO. 605 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:47,694 JUST A HEADS-UPON THAT ONE. 606 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,613 JAKE, OF COURSE,WILL BE HITTING THE GYM, 607 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:54,701 HE'LL BE DOINGCRUNCHES GALORE. 608 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,454 [♪] 609 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,513 I KNOW, I'LL BE OUT OF HEREBY 10:00. 610 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:16,640 AND KILL THE LIGHTS. 611 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:17,724 YOU LEFT THEM ONLAST TIME. 612 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:18,808 I DID? 613 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,315 20 BUCKS, HUH? 614 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,150 YOU ARE A SUPERMODEL. 615 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,486 WELL, I DO ITFOR THE STUDIO TIME. 616 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,279 NOT THAT I WOULDTURN DOWN 20 BUCKS. 617 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,405 WOW... 618 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,658 I DIDN'T KNOWI WAS SO GOOD-LOOKING. 619 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:36,743 I ASSUME THIS MEANS 620 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:40,580 YOU'LL BE STICKING AROUNDFOR THE UPPER TORSO THEN? 621 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,831 YOU ASSUME WRONG. 622 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:45,585 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 623 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,964 IF IT'S THE UPPER TORSO,THANKS, I PASS. 624 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:49,965 NO. 625 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,927 LESS SPECTACULAR THAN THAT. 626 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:58,265 MUCH LESS, IN FACT. 627 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,479 [SIGHS NERVOUSLY] 628 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,690 I DON'T KNOWHOW TO FINISH IT. 629 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:07,983 I DIDN'T KNOWYOU WERE A PAINTER. 630 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:11,194 IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED TO BE, 631 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,863 EVER SINCE I DISCOVEREDTHE ART SECTION AT THE LIBRARY. 632 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:14,823 ANDREW WYETH. 633 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,074 YEAH, "CHRISTINA'S WORLD." 634 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,284 YOU KNOW IT? 635 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,994 YEAH, I HAD THAT PAINTING 636 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,453 ON MY BEDROOM WALLIN HIGH SCHOOL. 637 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,372 ME TOO. 638 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,624 OF COURSE,WHERE I'M FROM, 639 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,960 NOBODY ACTUALLYBECOMES A PAINTER 640 00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:29,045 UNLESS THEY'RE PAINTINGTHE SIDE OF A BARN. 641 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,088 YOU'RE NOTFROM THE CITY? 642 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,006 MAINE. 643 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:31,923 HUH. 644 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,967 A TOWN THE SIZE OF THIS ROOM. 645 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,052 RIGHT NOWMY FAMILY IS TAKING BETS 646 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,053 ON WHEN I'LL BE HOME 647 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,973 WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS. 648 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:41,433 [SIGHS] 649 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,518 ANYWAY, HOW MANY PEOPLEREALLY MAKE IT IN THE ART WORLD? 650 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,645 MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE UP. 651 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,480 DON'T. 652 00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:50,608 NO, YOU'RE...YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. 653 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,611 [CHUCKLES] 654 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:53,987 THANK YOU. 655 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,156 YEAH. HUH. 656 00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:58,825 ANYWAY, UH, 657 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,493 I SHOULD GO. 658 00:27:00,618 --> 00:27:02,537 I'M LATE FOR... 659 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:05,665 FOR...FOR A POLO MATCH? 660 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:06,666 HIGH TEA? 661 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,959 DINNER WITH MOM. 662 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:12,339 AH, WELL, GIVE MY BESTTO MUFFY TOTTINGHAM VAN DOREN. 663 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:15,925 OH, AND, UH, 664 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,552 BRING ME A DOGGY BAG. 665 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:19,721 NO. 666 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:44,954 OKAY. 667 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,964 HEY, THIS FAUCETIS LEAKING AGAIN. 668 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,549 DID YOU CALLMAINTENANCE? 669 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,676 OH, THEY DON'T KNOWFROM FAUCETS. 670 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,969 OH, WHAT'S WITH THE LIPSTICK? 671 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:00,970 I THOUGHT WE COVERED THAT. 672 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,306 DON'T START, MOM. 673 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,227 LET'S GO. 674 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,145 I AM STARVING. 675 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,409 AH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKETHE SMELL OF A PLASTIC TREE, 676 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:23,701 RIGHT, UNCLE JIMMY? 677 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:24,744 [CHUCKLES] 678 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:25,870 HEY! 679 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:27,580 I CAN RE-USE IT, ANDI DON'T HAVE TO WATER IT. 680 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:29,791 YEAH, BECAUSE IT WOULDBE SUCH A CHORE 681 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,127 TO WATERA TWO-FOOT TREE. 682 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,628 THERE ARE TREES OUTSIDE. 683 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,004 LISTEN, 684 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,589 HOW'S THAT JOB OF YOURS GOING,DRESSING UP THOSE DUMMIES? 685 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:37,590 DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU? 686 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:39,050 SHE GOT THE CHRISTMAS WINDOWS. 687 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,010 IT'S JUST ONE WINDOW. 688 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,971 BUT IT'S A BIG WINDOW. 689 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,973 ACTUALLY,THEY'RE THE SAME SIZE. 690 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,599 WELL, WHATEVER,WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, KID. 691 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:48,393 THANK YOU. 692 00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:49,436 HEY, WHERE'SAUNT DORIS? 693 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,979 SHE'S WORKING. 694 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,772 I HAD TO COME OVERAND FIX YOUR MOM'S SINK. 695 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,441 AND EAT MEOUT OF HOUSE AND HOME. 696 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,234 IT WOULD BE CHEAPERTO HIRE A REAL PLUMBER. 697 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,569 OH... 698 00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:58,445 WELL, BE MY GUEST. 699 00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,738 DID I TELL YOU 700 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:02,449 I RODE THE ELEVATORWITH THAT CUTE JAKE TODAY? 701 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,951 YES, YOU MAY HAVE MENTIONED ITTHREE OR FOUR TIMES. 702 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,786 HE'S VERY SWEET. 703 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,538 YES, HE'S A REAL CHARMER. 704 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:09,956 GOOD-LOOKING, TOO. 705 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:12,000 [SIGHS] 706 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,127 BETTER LOOKINGTHAN THAT KENNY. 707 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:15,128 OKAY. 708 00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:16,129 KENNETH. 709 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,213 [CLEARS THROAT] 710 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:19,966 AND YOU'VE NEVER MET HIM. 711 00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:21,885 THIS KENNETH,DOES HE MAKE A LIVING? 712 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,138 HE'S FROM A BIG SHOTBANKING FAMILY. 713 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,723 OH, FANCY. 714 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,600 HE'S TOO FANCYTO MEET US. 715 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:32,729 OKAY, I WILL INTRODUCE YOUWHEN THINGS GET MORE SERIOUS. 716 00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:34,689 IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS. 717 00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:36,691 YOUR FATHER AND I MARRIEDAFTER TWO WEEKS. 718 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,943 YES, AND WE ALL KNOWHOW WELL THAT WORKED OUT. 719 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,904 WE HAD FUN WHILE IT LASTED. 720 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:42,989 WHEN YOU KNOW,YOU KNOW. 721 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:44,908 FISH OR CUT BAIT. 722 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,159 AND YOU WONDER WHY 723 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,786 YOU SCARED OFFMY LAST BOYFRIEND. 724 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,038 YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR HIM. 725 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,751 UNCLE JIMMY, UM, 726 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:56,544 YOU GONNA EATTHAT LAST MEATBALL? 727 00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:57,879 YES. 728 00:29:58,004 --> 00:29:59,839 AND STAY AWAY FROM MY PLATE. 729 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,132 I'M JUST ASKING. 730 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,133 AUNT DORIS, 731 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:04,010 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TOBE WORKING! 732 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,888 [RITA LAUGHING] 733 00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:13,019 GEEZ, JIMMY, HOW MANY TIMESARE YOU GONNA FALL FOR THAT? 734 00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:14,145 [LAUGHING] 735 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:15,688 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 736 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,232 IT NEVER FAILS. 737 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:20,026 [♪♪] 738 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,612 REMEMBER, SHOPPERS, 739 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,781 McGUIRE'S HAS ALLYOUR HOLIDAY DECORATING NEEDS. 740 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,661 HEY. 741 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:30,703 WOW, YOU LOOK NICE. 742 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:32,830 NICE ENOUGHTO CONVINCE YOU TO JOIN ME? 743 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:33,915 UH, I CAN'T. 744 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:34,999 I'M INSTALLING ALL NIGHT. 745 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,042 AGAIN? 746 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,877 YEAH. SORRY. 747 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,045 YOU REALIZE 748 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,129 I'LL BE THE ONLY GUYAT THE CLIENT DINNER 749 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,214 WITHOUT A PLUS ONE. 750 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,925 WELL, I COULD LOAN YOUA MANNEQUIN. 751 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:44,884 OR TWO. 752 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,553 YOU COULD BE A PLUS TWO. 753 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,304 YEAH, I DON'T THINKTHAT WOULD GO OVER TOO WELL 754 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,264 WITH THE PARTNERS. 755 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,932 I'M FREE TOMORROW NIGHT. 756 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,101 I'M GOING TO THE KNICKS GAMEWITH FLANDERS. 757 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:55,311 LUNCH? 758 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,729 MERGERS MEETING. 759 00:30:56,729 --> 00:30:57,814 RIGHT... 760 00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:58,940 I'LL CALL YOU. 761 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:02,110 SHE'LL BE WAITINGANXIOUSLY BY THE PHONE. 762 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,071 BYE. 763 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,948 BYE. 764 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,586 [♪] 765 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,100 CHRISTMAS COOKIESFROM THE CAFE? 766 00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:37,020 YAY, COOKIES! 767 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,146 WHAT DID YOU GET? 768 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,230 OH. 769 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,356 THANKS, MAC. 770 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:43,985 HEY, WHAT DO WEHAVE HERE? 771 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:46,446 A PARTRIDGEIN A PEAR TREE? 772 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:47,655 OH, COME ON. 773 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,906 OH, COME ON,GIVE ME A LOOK. 774 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:49,949 OH, WHAT? 775 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,284 LIKE I'M GOING TOSTEAL YOUR IDEAS? 776 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,453 WELL, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCHYOU CAN WRITE ON A NAPKIN. 777 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:54,954 TRUE, 778 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,039 BUT WHEN I'M OUT OF NAPKINS,THERE'S ALWAYS PAPER TOWELS, 779 00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:57,457 TISSUE PAPER... 780 00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,001 YOU DO KNOW THAT BICKERINGIS A SIGN OF AFFECTION. 781 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,252 [LAUGHS] 782 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:02,921 NOT IN THIS CASE. 783 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:03,922 NO, IT'S A SIGNOF INSECURITY, 784 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:04,923 ON HER PART. 785 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,633 I'M-I'M INSECURE? 786 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:07,967 THAT'S WHYYOU OVER-PREPARE. 787 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,093 IT'S FINE,IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 788 00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,136 OVER-PREPARE! 789 00:32:10,219 --> 00:32:12,305 YOU TWO CARRY ONLIKE ME AND MY WIFE. 790 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:15,141 I MEAN, WE HAD A DISAGREEMENTOVER EVERYTHING, 791 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,102 AND LOVED EACH OTHERTILL THE DAY SHE DIED. 792 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,896 IT'S SO QUIET WITHOUT HER. 793 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,731 AND DO YOU KNOWWHAT I MISS MOST? 794 00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:23,441 HAVING SOMEONE TO BICKER WITH. 795 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,902 THINK OF THAT. 796 00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:30,490 GOOD NIGHT,YOU TWO. 797 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,534 GOOD NIGHT, MAC. 798 00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:38,790 HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN ALONE? 799 00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:40,667 FOUR YEARS. 800 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,751 HE WAS MARRIED FOR 30. 801 00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:44,170 [CHUCKLES SADLY] 802 00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:45,672 IT WOULD BEREALLY GREAT 803 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,800 FOR HIM TO HAVE SOMEBODYTO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS WITH. 804 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:51,177 YEAH, IT WOULD. 805 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,221 [CHUCKLES] 806 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,184 [♪] 807 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:01,562 [EVERYONE CHATTINGAND CHUCKLING] 808 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:26,379 PAGE 17. 809 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:27,714 WE HAVE A BLURB. 810 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:28,923 A BLURB.IS IT CONTAGIOUS? 811 00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:30,800 "THE WAR OF THE WINDOWSAT McGUIRE'S." 812 00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,802 "SALES ARE UPIN THE DEPARTMENT STORE, 813 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,804 YADA YADA, BLAH BLAH. 814 00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:36,055 KUDOS, YOU TWO, 815 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:37,890 IT SEEMS THAT YOU'VE MANAGEDTO CAPTURE THE ZEITGEIST. 816 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:38,725 THE WHAT? 817 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,393 THE SPIRIT OF THE TIMES. 818 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,894 "ZEITGEIST." 819 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:42,854 GESUNDHEIT. 820 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:43,813 WOULD YOU SAY 821 00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:46,941 THAT ONE WINDOWCAPTURED IT MORE? 822 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:48,568 NO. NO... 823 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:49,819 OH. 824 00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:51,738 BUT I DO FEEL SEMI-CONFIDENTIN SAYING 825 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:55,241 THAT I THINK ONE OF YOU TWOWILL BE STEPPING 826 00:33:55,324 --> 00:33:56,367 INTO MISS JEFFERS' SHOES 827 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:59,162 VERY SOON. 828 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,331 HEY, DOES SHE HAVE BIG FEET?BECAUSE I WEAR AN 11. 829 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,173 ALL RIGHT, 10 AND A HALF. 830 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:15,136 AND YOU SAY THATI AM THE INSECURE ONE? 831 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:16,304 [SCOFFS] 832 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:32,028 AH, FORGOT MY NAPKINS. 833 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,113 OH, WOW, WHAT A RELIEF. 834 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,948 CRISIS AVERTED. 835 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,492 HAH. 836 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:51,130 THE PERIMETER ALARMWILL SET IN FIVE MINUTES. 837 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,549 [WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY] 838 00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:58,054 SORRY, JIMBO 839 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,305 GET IT BACK TO YOU IN THE A.M. 840 00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:01,057 LOOKIN' GOOD, THOUGH. 841 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:05,311 [HUMMING MERRILY] 842 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,355 [GARGLING] 843 00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,117 [SIGHS] 844 00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:21,327 HOME SWEET HOME. 845 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:29,752 [♪] 846 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:45,351 [♪] 847 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,270 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 848 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,524 THERE SHE IS. 849 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:52,567 I MISSED YOUTHIS MORNING. 850 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:54,485 HOUSEWARES HADFRITTATAS. 851 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:55,653 OH, NO, 852 00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:57,405 DON'T TELL ME THAT. 853 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,865 I WAS AT THE LAUNDROMAT. 854 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:02,493 HERE, I GOT BROUGHT YOUSOMETHING MUCH BETTER. 855 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,245 HOME-COOKED. 856 00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:05,288 MEATBALLS. 857 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:08,082 MEATBALLS ARRABIATA. 858 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:10,334 RITA, YOU ARETHE MOTHER I NEVER HAD. 859 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,837 OH, YOU NEVER HAD A MOTHER? 860 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,631 NO, I HAD ONE, SHE JUST,SHE MICROWAVES A LOT, 861 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,633 AND SHE'S KIND OFFAR AWAY. 862 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,720 MM. SO GOOD. 863 00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:21,721 THANK YOU. 864 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,055 MY PLEASURE. 865 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,224 HOW ARE YOU STILL SINGLE? 866 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,393 WELL, YOU DON'T MEETA LOT OF ELIGIBLE MEN 867 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,394 IN THE LADIES' ROOM. 868 00:36:28,477 --> 00:36:31,314 WELL, LET'S HOPE NOT. 869 00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:33,399 HOW'S YOUR WINDOW GOING? 870 00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:35,359 AH, NOT TOO BAD. 871 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,195 I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLEWITH MY CO-WORKER. 872 00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:38,613 ROMANTIC TROUBLE? 873 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,031 NO. 874 00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,157 NO, NO, NO, NO. 875 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,742 SHE'S WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE. 876 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,118 HMM. 877 00:36:44,243 --> 00:36:45,244 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? 878 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:48,414 TRUST ME, I'M NOT THE GUYSHE'S LOOKING FOR. 879 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,583 WELL, THIS IS ME. 880 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,043 THANKS AGAINFOR THE MEATBALLS. 881 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,337 YOU HAD ME AT ARRABIATA. 882 00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:06,182 COME BY THE STORE, 883 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,600 IT'LL TAKE YOUALL OF 10 MINUTES. 884 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,062 WELL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKETO WORK ALL DAY 885 00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,606 WITH A LEAKY FAUCET? 886 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,107 YES. 887 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,109 I WILL FEED YOU. 888 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,945 FINE, A POT ROAST. 889 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,613 AND POTATOES. 890 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:21,948 SEE YA. 891 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:22,949 IS THAT UNCLE JIMMY? 892 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,618 WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? 893 00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:27,119 OKAY, SO I KNOW THAT 894 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:30,081 IT DOESN'T SMELL AS GOODAS THE PLASTIC TREE, BUT... 895 00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:32,708 OH, HONEY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 896 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,293 NOW I HAVE TO WATER IT. 897 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,211 I'LL WATER IT. 898 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,504 YOU DON'T HAVE TIME. 899 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,422 IT'LL TAKE FIVE SECONDS. 900 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:41,509 PLUS, IT'S A LIVING TREE,SO WE CAN PLANT IT AFTERWARDS. 901 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:46,222 WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 902 00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:47,473 AUNT DORISBROUGHT SOME TONGUE. 903 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,643 WE'RE NOT GOING TO EATAUNT DORIS' TONGUE. 904 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,228 SEE, SAYING THAT MAKES MEWANT TO GAG. 905 00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:53,521 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU COOK. 906 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,524 I WAS IN A WINDOW ALL DAY. 907 00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:58,275 I WAS IN A BATHROOM ALL DAY. 908 00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:00,486 YOU WIN. 909 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:01,654 SO... 910 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,239 WHEN AM I EVERGOING TO MEET KENNETH? 911 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:06,742 OH, IT IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME. 912 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:09,328 WHY, ARE YOU IN A FIGHT? 913 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,163 NO. 914 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:13,082 NO, WE'RE NOT IN A FIGHT. 915 00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:14,375 WE'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A FIGHT. 916 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,002 YOU HAVEN'THAD A FIGHT 917 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:19,255 BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEENHONEST WITH HIM. 918 00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:22,591 INVITE HIMTO CHRISTMAS EVE EVE. 919 00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:24,635 HE'S GOING SKIING. 920 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,595 WHY DON'T YOUINVITE JAKE? 921 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,639 HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO. 922 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,141 WHAT, ARE YOU TWO BFFs NOW? 923 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:33,019 IT'S CHRISTMAS,HE'S AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY. 924 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:33,769 I'M JUST SAYING. 925 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:37,231 I'M SAYING, DON'T MEDDLE. 926 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:39,608 UNCLE JIMMY'S MAKINGTUR-DUNKIN'. 927 00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,527 YOU MEAN TURDUCKEN. 928 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:43,112 NO, "TUR-DUNKIN'." 929 00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:46,699 TURKEY FRIEDIN DUNKIN' DONUT BATTER. 930 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,617 OH, MY GOD. 931 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:53,247 ♪ TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRE 932 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:58,252 ♪ TWO HEARTSSET ON FIRE ♪ 933 00:38:58,377 --> 00:39:02,048 ♪ I WAS A KINGOF MOVE ALONG ♪ 934 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:06,260 ♪ SHE WAS THE QUEENOF SCARED AND STRONG ♪ 935 00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:10,222 ♪ LOOKING OUT FOR NO ONE 936 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:13,559 ♪ BUT OURSELVES 937 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:17,521 ♪ I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A NAMEIN A HOPELESS TOWN ♪ 938 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:21,901 ♪ SHE WAS TIRED OF PLAYING GAMESWITH THE LOCAL CROWD ♪ 939 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:29,033 ♪ SURROUNDED BY SO MANY DREAMSLEFT ON THE SHELF ♪ 940 00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:33,537 ♪ TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRELIKE SHOOTING STARS ♪ 941 00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:36,415 ♪ THAT ONLY WE CAN SEE 942 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:40,086 ♪ AND I'M FALLINGINTO THE DEEP END ♪ 943 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:45,257 ♪ CRASHING FASTERTHAN WE THOUGHT IT COULD BE ♪ 944 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:48,677 ♪ WE'RE TWO HEARTSSET ON FIRE ♪ 945 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:53,432 ♪ TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRE 946 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:58,270 ♪ WE WERE HOLDING ONTO HOPEIT MAY BE SOMETHING MORE ♪ 947 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,607 ♪ ALWAYS LOOKING FORANOTHER OPEN DOOR ♪ 948 00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:05,736 ♪ TRYING TO MAKE OUR WAYTHROUGH LIFE ♪ 949 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,823 ♪ THESE CITY STREETS 950 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,450 ♪ TWO HEARTS SET ON FIRE 951 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:15,913 ♪ LIKE SHOOTING STARSTHAT ONLY WE CAN SEE... ♪ 952 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,873 GOOD MORNING, MAC. 953 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,834 OH, THANKS, HONEY. 954 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:21,627 WHAT IS SANTA'SWIFE'S NAME? 955 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:22,545 MARY. 956 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,463 AS IN "MARY CHRISTMAS." 957 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,631 NO, MARTHA. 958 00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:26,924 TRY MARTHA CLAUS. 959 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:28,300 THAT COULD WORK. 960 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,386 HEY, SPEAKING OFAGE-APPROPRIATE WOMEN-- 961 00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:32,304 I'VE GOT JUST THE GIRLFOR YOU, MAC. 962 00:40:32,429 --> 00:40:33,305 OKAY, RUN, 963 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,306 AND DO NOT LOOK BACK. 964 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,142 AH, SHE'S A HOTTIE. 965 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,769 AND SHE MAKES A KILLERMEATBALLS ARRABIATA. 966 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,771 YOU PROBABLY KNOW HER,SHE WORKS IN THE STORE. 967 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,107 LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME,KIND OF LOUD. RITA. 968 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:44,692 THAT IS NOTWHAT HE NEEDS. 969 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:46,443 WHO DOESN'T NEEDA GOOD TIME? 970 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,571 NO, OKAY, MAC,IF YOU'RE LOOKING 971 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:49,697 TO GET BACKINTO THE GAME, 972 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,740 YOU JUST LET MEFIND YOU SOMEBODY. 973 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:52,825 THANK YOU BOTH VERY MUCH, 974 00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:55,786 BUT I HAVE ALL I NEEDRIGHT HERE. 975 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:57,413 I HAVE McGUIRE'S. 976 00:40:57,454 --> 00:40:58,539 ALL RIGHT,I'M KIND OF 977 00:40:58,664 --> 00:41:00,040 STARTING TO WORRYABOUT YOU NOW. 978 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,625 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIMEYOU HAD FEMALE COMPANY? 979 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:04,336 HEY, OKAY, AREN'T YOUGETTING A LITTLE PERSONAL HERE? 980 00:41:04,336 --> 00:41:05,212 FACE IT. 981 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,839 ROMANCE IS FOR YOU YOUNG KIDS. 982 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:09,842 ACTUALLY, VAN DOREN'SNOT ALL THAT YOUNG. 983 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:10,926 I'M THE SAME AGE AS YOU. 984 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,761 REALLY?YOU SEEM OLDER. 985 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:14,555 OH, OKAY, WELL,WHEN YOU ACT 12, 986 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,891 I'M SURE EVERYONESEEMS OLDER. 987 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:19,435 ZING. 988 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,483 ALL RIGHT, FINE,I LOOKED. 989 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:30,070 [♪♪] 990 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:37,369 [CROWD TALKING EXCITEDLY] 991 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,579 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. FANTASTIC,ISN'T IT? 992 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:39,663 THIS IS OUR RECYCLED WINDOW. 993 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,665 YOU KNOW, WE'RE REALLY CONSCIOUS 994 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,876 ABOUT KEEPING EVERYTHING GREENHERE AT McGUIRE'S 995 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,711 AND EVERYTHINGIS RECYCLED IN IT. 996 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:50,299 THE SODA CANS,THE LED LIGHT ON RUDOLPH. 997 00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:52,426 AND THAT WINDOWIS FANTASTIC, TOO. 998 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:54,220 THE SAYING, IT'S "HO-HO-HO." 999 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,222 SANTA SAYS, "HO-HO-HO," 1000 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:59,141 BUT WE JUST DID IT"YO-YO-YO" 'CAUSE OF THE KIDS. 1001 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:01,936 THEY REALLY ARE INTOTHE WHOLE, "YO!" 1002 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:13,113 ALL RIGHT,I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1003 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,580 THANK YOU FOR HELPING MECHRISTMAS SHOP. 1004 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:22,581 OF COURSE. 1005 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:23,582 CAN I SEE THIS ONE? 1006 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,001 YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE. 1007 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,253 MEGAN, THIS IS KENNETH... 1008 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,379 MY PLEASURE. 1009 00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:30,422 MY BOYFRIEND. 1010 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,508 I'M USUALLY IN COSMETICS.DROP BY FOR A SAMPLE. 1011 00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:35,594 OOH, I DON'TWEAR COLOGNE. 1012 00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:36,804 ALLERGIES. 1013 00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:37,846 I HAVE HYPO-ALLERGENIC. 1014 00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:40,599 THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 1015 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,017 YOU LIKE THIS ONE? 1016 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,727 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1017 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,521 TRY IT ON. 1018 00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:46,939 IT'S NOT A RING... 1019 00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:47,940 I'M JUST SAYING. 1020 00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:49,441 HEY, KENNETH, 1021 00:42:49,483 --> 00:42:50,943 YOU SHOULD USEHER EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT. 1022 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,403 SHE GETS 15% OFF. 1023 00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:55,364 TECHNICALLY, HE CAN'T USEMY EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT, 1024 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,448 UNLESS I BUY IT FOR YOU. 1025 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,325 YOU DON'T MIND? 1026 00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,577 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. 1027 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,621 IN FACT, CHARGETWO OF THOSE. 1028 00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:03,747 UM, TWO? 1029 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,958 YEAH. FOR MY PARTNERS' WIVES. 1030 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:08,460 OH, UM... 1031 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:09,586 YOU GIFT-WRAP, RIGHT? 1032 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,963 -MM-HMM.-GREAT. 1033 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:12,548 A REGULAR KNIGHTIN SHINING ARMOR. 1034 00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:13,549 YOU'RE STILL HERE? 1035 00:43:13,632 --> 00:43:14,842 I WORK HERE, REMEMBER? 1036 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:17,344 THE SUPERMODEL-SLASH-VISUAL MERCHANDISER? 1037 00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:19,722 LOOK, IN CASEYOU'RE WONDERING, 1038 00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:21,348 I'M BUYING YOUR PRESENTSOMEWHERE ELSE. 1039 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,683 WHO'S GOING TOSIGN FOR THAT? 1040 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,603 GROUP HUG? 1041 00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:29,481 IN YOUR CASE,GROUP THERAPY. 1042 00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:30,899 LATER. 1043 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:32,693 HOW DO YOUSTAND HIM? 1044 00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:35,821 IT IS AMAZINGWHAT A PERSON CAN GET USED TO. 1045 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:36,864 MIGHT BE TIMETO HAVE MY FATHER 1046 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:38,657 MAKE ANOTHERPHONE CALL. 1047 00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:40,200 WHAT? 1048 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,454 KENNETH,WHAT DID YOU DO? 1049 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:47,333 OKAY, FINE, I MAY HAVE HADMY FATHER MENTION YOU 1050 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,626 TO OLD MAN MCGUIRE 1051 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,002 AT THE CLUB, OKAY? 1052 00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:51,754 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 1053 00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:53,380 I'M SURE YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTHIS WINDOW THING ANYWAY. 1054 00:43:53,505 --> 00:43:55,090 YEAH, ONLY NOWI WILL NEVER KNOW. 1055 00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:56,383 DOES IT MATTER? 1056 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:58,510 YOU GOT A WINDOW,THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 1057 00:43:58,635 --> 00:44:00,763 THEN WHY DO I FEEL SICKTO MY STOMACH? 1058 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:01,722 LOOK, I'M SORRY, OKAY? 1059 00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:02,806 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 1060 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:03,891 I KNOW. 1061 00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:08,979 CAN WE PUT THISBEHIND US? 1062 00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:11,148 I GUESS. 1063 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:12,566 OKAY, GREAT. 1064 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:14,818 I'LL SEE YOUTONIGHT, THEN, OKAY? 1065 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:15,986 GIFT RECEIPT. 1066 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:17,488 AND DON'T BE LATE, 1067 00:44:17,571 --> 00:44:19,531 BECAUSE EVERYONE THEREIS EXPECTING TO MEET YOU. 1068 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,116 BYE. 1069 00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,547 YOU LOOK NICE. 1070 00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:37,091 THANK YOU. 1071 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,051 ACTUALLY,YOU LOOK PERFECT. 1072 00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:40,052 THANK YOU. 1073 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,805 THAT'S, UM, THAT'SA COMPLIMENT, RIGHT? 1074 00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:44,306 WELL, DON'T TAKE THISTHE WRONG WAY, 1075 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:46,475 BUT WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THATMAKEUP AND FAKE STUFF? 1076 00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:47,851 OH, YOU'RE SAYINGI LOOK FAKE? 1077 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:50,729 NO, I'M SAYING THATYOU'RE MORE OF A NATURAL... 1078 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:51,897 A NATURAL... 1079 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:53,524 -WHAT'S THE EXPRESSION?-NATURAL BEAUTY? 1080 00:44:53,607 --> 00:44:54,566 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 1081 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,568 YEAH, YOU'RE MORE OFA NATURAL BEAUTY. 1082 00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,862 SO WHERE ARE YOU TAKINGKENNY FOR DINNER TONIGHT? 1083 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,030 HA, HA, HA. 1084 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,907 IT'S HIS FIRM'SCHRISTMAS PARTY. 1085 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:06,829 WELL, DON'T GET STUCKWITH THE CHECK. 1086 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:20,134 [CARD LOCK BUZZES] 1087 00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:32,438 [WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY] 1088 00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:39,153 LAST-MINUTE SHOPPING? 1089 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:42,156 UH... 1090 00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:45,159 YOU WERE GOING TO SABOTAGEMY WINDOW, WEREN'T YOU? 1091 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:46,368 NO. 1092 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,619 OKAY, THENWHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1093 00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:49,121 I'D RATHER NOT SAY. 1094 00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:50,622 HMM, SHOPLIFTING? 1095 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:51,748 VANDALISM? 1096 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:53,625 TRYING ON WOMEN'S CLOTHING? 1097 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:54,793 NO, NO, AND... 1098 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:57,212 THAT'S A THOUGHT. 1099 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:03,010 ALL RIGHT, FOLLOW ME. 1100 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:09,850 [SIGHING] 1101 00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:13,228 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE. 1102 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:14,813 YOU'RE LIVING HERE? 1103 00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:17,649 WELL, IF BY "LIVING HERE,"YOU MEAN LIVING HERE, 1104 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:18,984 THEN, YES. 1105 00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:20,486 FOR HOW LONG? 1106 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:21,487 A COUPLE WEEKS. 1107 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:22,738 LIKE EIGHT. 1108 00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:27,034 TA-DAH! 1109 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,370 I RAN OUT OF RENT MONEY. 1110 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:32,748 IT'S TEMPORARY,AT LEAST I HOPE IT IS. 1111 00:46:32,831 --> 00:46:35,459 YOU REALIZE THESE ARE GROUNDSFOR TERMINATION, RIGHT? 1112 00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,585 I MEAN, NOT TO MENTION THAT 1113 00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:38,295 I'M PRETTY SURETHAT IT'S ILLEGAL. 1114 00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:39,588 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 1115 00:46:39,671 --> 00:46:40,839 I KNOW YOU HATE ME, 1116 00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:42,674 BUT WILL YOU PLEASENOT TELL FITCH ABOUT THIS? 1117 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,009 I DON'T HATE YOU. 1118 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,135 YOU DON'T? 1119 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,845 OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE. 1120 00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:48,388 YEAH, I HATE ME A LITTLE, TOO. 1121 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,516 SO... 1122 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:53,519 OKAY, UM,WE WILL PICK THIS UP TOMORROW. 1123 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,728 I'VE GOT TO GO. 1124 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,315 UH... ABOUT THAT. 1125 00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:00,484 THE DOOR IS LOCKED. 1126 00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:02,736 OKAY, SO HOW DO YOU GET OUT? 1127 00:47:02,861 --> 00:47:04,530 I DON'T. 1128 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,906 NOT TILL MORNING. 1129 00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:16,833 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL METHAT THIS COULD HAPPEN? 1130 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,669 WAS I SUPPOSED TO? 1131 00:47:18,752 --> 00:47:20,212 [CARD LOCK BEEPING USELESSLY] 1132 00:47:20,295 --> 00:47:21,171 I'M TELLING YOU, 1133 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,714 THEY'RE LOCKEDELECTRONICALLY. 1134 00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:23,715 IT'S NOT GOING TO OPEN. 1135 00:47:23,799 --> 00:47:24,842 [FLUSTERING IN PANIC] 1136 00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:27,135 I'M JUST GOING TO... 1137 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:29,221 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GETANY CELL RECEPTION EITHER, 1138 00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:30,847 I'M SORRY. 1139 00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:32,307 THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! 1140 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:36,061 KENNETH'S ENTIRE FIRMIS EXPECTING ME, 1141 00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:38,272 AND WHAT IS HE GOING TO THINKWHEN I DON'T SHOW UP? 1142 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,774 I THINK HE'LL UNDERSTAND. 1143 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:41,817 COME ON,WHO HASN'T SPENT A NIGHT 1144 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:43,277 TRAPPED IN A DEPARTMENT STORE? 1145 00:47:45,904 --> 00:47:46,905 NO, NO, NO. 1146 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:49,908 HEY, COME ON, HERE.HERE, HERE, HERE. 1147 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:50,993 [STAMMERING] 1148 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,078 I CAN'T BLOW MY NOSEON YOUR SKETCHES! 1149 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:54,079 YEAH, YOU CAN. 1150 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:55,122 THEY'RE NOT ANY GOOD. 1151 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:56,081 NO. 1152 00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:58,125 NO, THEY ARE. 1153 00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:01,295 EVEN YOUR NAPKINSARE BETTER THAN MINE. 1154 00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:04,590 HEY, WHERE'S THATPARSONS SCHOOL OF CONFIDENCE? 1155 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,219 YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTENBOTH WINDOWS. 1156 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:10,887 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1157 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:13,015 KENNETH'S DAD MADE A CALL, 1158 00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:15,017 AND THAT'S HOW I GOT THIS JOB. 1159 00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:16,727 NO... 1160 00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:17,894 BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 1161 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,396 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 1162 00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:20,439 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 1163 00:48:20,522 --> 00:48:21,440 YEAH, I DO. 1164 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:24,151 AND I HATE YOUA LITTLE BIT, TOO, 1165 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:28,155 SO I HAVENO REASON TO LIE. 1166 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,114 COME ON. 1167 00:48:29,197 --> 00:48:32,701 I'M GOING TO CHEER YOU UP. 1168 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,252 OH... 1169 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,963 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. OH... 1170 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:47,966 I HAVE BEEN EYEINGTHIS BASKET FOR DAYS. 1171 00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:49,468 ISN'T THISCONSIDERED STEALING? 1172 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:50,469 HE DIDN'T BUY IT. 1173 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,346 LOOK AT THE CARD. 1174 00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:54,973 "FOR THE DESIGN STAFF"? 1175 00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:56,558 FITCH WAS SUPPOSED TOSHARE THIS WITH US. 1176 00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:57,934 I'M TRYING TO TELL YA. 1177 00:48:57,976 --> 00:48:59,311 GET IN THERE. 1178 00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:01,563 MM. 1179 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,440 OH, MAN, THAT IS SO GOOD. 1180 00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:06,485 I HAVEN'T HAD CHOCOLATESINCE I MET KENNETH. 1181 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:09,363 HE DOESN'T BELIEVEIN CHOCOLATE? 1182 00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:12,074 OH, OKAY. 1183 00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:14,117 UM, OOH. TRY ONE OF THESE. 1184 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,160 IT'S GLUTEN-FREE. 1185 00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:16,328 WHAT IS GLUTEN? 1186 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,830 YOU KNOW WHAT, STRIKE THAT,DID YOU SAY "FREE"? 1187 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,165 [CHUCKLES] 1188 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,377 OH, WOW. 1189 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:25,003 MM-HMM. 1190 00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:26,338 OKAY, AT THIS RATE, 1191 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:28,256 WE ARE NOT GOING TO FITIN THOSE WINDOWS. 1192 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,092 THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING. 1193 00:49:30,175 --> 00:49:31,510 CAN I INTEREST YOUIN A LITTLE MORE 1194 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:35,847 OF THIS DELICIOUSMcGUIRE'S FIZZ-APPLE? 1195 00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:37,849 I AM PRETTY SURE THATTHAT BOTTLE 1196 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:39,142 HAS BEEN HERE SINCETHE STORE OPENED. 1197 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:42,771 THEN IT IS AGEDTO PERFECTION. 1198 00:50:00,038 --> 00:50:01,206 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1199 00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:03,333 SPEND A LITTLETIME IN HERE. 1200 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:07,504 I THINK I CANGET USED TO IT. 1201 00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:11,299 TO THE FUTUREMISS JEFFERS. 1202 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,594 COME. 1203 00:50:14,636 --> 00:50:16,805 I WANT TO SHOW YOUSOMETHING. 1204 00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:24,563 WELL, NO HEATER,NO FURNITURE, NO ROOF. 1205 00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:26,106 IT SUITS YOU. 1206 00:50:26,231 --> 00:50:27,733 IT'S THE BEST VIEWIN THE HOUSE, THOUGH. 1207 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,901 YEAH. 1208 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:33,071 THIS KIND OF REMINDS MEOF CHRISTMAS BACK HOME. 1209 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:36,450 ASIDE FROM THE BUILDINGS,CARS AND PEOPLE. 1210 00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:38,118 [CHUCKLES]SOUNDS PEACEFUL. 1211 00:50:38,243 --> 00:50:40,162 IT IS. 1212 00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:41,913 WE HAD A FROZEN PONDIN THE BACKYARD. 1213 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,373 YOU SKATE? 1214 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,083 OF COURSE. 1215 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:46,001 YOU? 1216 00:50:46,084 --> 00:50:47,961 ROCKEFELLER CENTER. 1217 00:50:48,086 --> 00:50:49,671 [CHUCKLES]IT'S BEEN YEARS, THOUGH. 1218 00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:54,009 SO WHAT DID YOU DOBEFORE McGUIRE'S? 1219 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:55,385 UH, IT'S EMBARRASSING. 1220 00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,137 [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 1221 00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:59,056 UH... 1222 00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:03,101 I FOLDED T-SHIRTS AT THE MALL. 1223 00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:04,269 WOW. 1224 00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:08,523 I WORKED IN A SANTA SUITOUTSIDE OF A DRY CLEANERS. 1225 00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:09,983 I WORE A POLYESTERUNIFORM. 1226 00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:14,780 I REPEAT, "SANTA SUIT." 1227 00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,783 MY LAST NAME ISN'T VAN DOREN. 1228 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:19,201 I, UH... 1229 00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:21,495 I ADDED THE "VAN" TO MAKE ITSOUND MORE IMPORTANT. 1230 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,663 WOW. 1231 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:26,124 YOU REALLY ARE COMPETITIVE. 1232 00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:27,667 OKAY. 1233 00:51:29,669 --> 00:51:32,422 UM... I DROPPED OUTOF ART SCHOOL 1234 00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:34,174 BECAUSE I COULDN'TAFFORD IT. 1235 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,967 MISS JEFFERS SAIDTHAT I LACKED TALENT. 1236 00:51:35,967 --> 00:51:37,969 I HAVEN'T FINISHED A PAINTINGIN THREE MONTHS. 1237 00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:40,013 I HAVE BEEN DREADINGKENNETH'S CHRISTMAS PARTY 1238 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,056 ALL WEEK. 1239 00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:42,808 I'M LIVINGIN A DEPARTMENT STORE. 1240 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,142 I LIVE IN BROOKLYN,TWO BLOCKS FROM MY MOTHER. 1241 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:45,477 WELL, MY MOTHER SAYSI'M A DREAMER. 1242 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,395 MY MOTHER IS THE BATHROOMATTENDANT AT McGUIRE'S. 1243 00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:50,982 WAIT. WHAT? 1244 00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:53,443 RITA IS YOUR MOTHER? 1245 00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,153 ARE YOU MAKING THIS UP 1246 00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:57,781 JUST TO WIN WHATEVER THIS IS? 1247 00:51:57,864 --> 00:51:59,491 [CHUCKLES] 1248 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:00,909 NO. 1249 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,328 WERE YOU ADOPTED? 1250 00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:06,248 NO. 1251 00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:10,085 I AM A FACADE. 1252 00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:12,003 I'M LIKE A WINDOW. 1253 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:15,507 [CHUCKLES]THAT IS WHAT WE DO, ISN'T IT? 1254 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,551 WE CREATE... 1255 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:21,555 WE CREATE PERFECT IMAGESFOR PEOPLE TO ADMIRE. 1256 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,612 YOU CALLED ME A FAKE. 1257 00:52:37,696 --> 00:52:39,656 NO, YOU WERE RIGHT. 1258 00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:41,408 I DIDN'T SAYYOU WERE A FAKE. 1259 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:43,743 I SAID YOU LOOK BETTERWITHOUT MAKEUP. 1260 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:45,203 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 1261 00:52:45,203 --> 00:52:46,371 YEAH. 1262 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:50,041 I WAS SO HAPPYWHEN I GOT HIRED AT McGUIRE'S 1263 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,459 BECAUSE I THOUGHT,YOU KNOW, 1264 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,420 HEY, I COULDWORK MY WAY UP 1265 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:54,713 AND EVENTUALLYMAKE ENOUGH MONEY 1266 00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:57,340 SO THAT MY MOMCOULD STOP WORKING. 1267 00:52:57,424 --> 00:53:01,094 SHE SPENTALL OF HER SAVINGS 1268 00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:02,179 PUTTING METHROUGH SCHOOL. 1269 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:03,513 I MEAN,EVERY PAYCHECK, 1270 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:05,140 EVERY TIP. 1271 00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:07,225 AND, UH, HERE I AM, 1272 00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:09,269 I AM EMBARRASSEDTO ADMIT 1273 00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:13,148 THAT SHE ISMY OWN MOTHER. 1274 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:15,442 [SIGHS SADLY] 1275 00:53:17,402 --> 00:53:19,321 FITCH PENCILS INHIS MOUSTACHE. 1276 00:53:19,404 --> 00:53:20,322 WHAT? WHATDID YOU SAY? 1277 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:22,365 FITCH PENCILS INHIS MOUSTACHE. 1278 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:23,491 HE KEEPS WOMEN'S MAKEUP 1279 00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:25,869 IN A LOCKER INTHE EXECUTIVE RESTROOM. 1280 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:27,287 I'M NOT KIDDING. 1281 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:28,288 YOU SEE? 1282 00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:30,415 WHO ISN'T A FAKE,IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER? 1283 00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:31,416 YOU. 1284 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:32,709 OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?NO. YOU'RE NOT. 1285 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:34,085 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1286 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:35,795 I WALK AROUNDLIKE EVERYTHING'S HUNKY DORY, 1287 00:53:35,837 --> 00:53:38,215 BUT YOU THINKIT DOESN'T KILL ME 1288 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:39,633 THAT I'M BROKE, 1289 00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:42,469 OR THAT MY FAMILYDOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME? 1290 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,095 THAT I'M NOT EVEN SUREIF I BELIEVE IN ME? 1291 00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:45,555 YOU REALIZETHAT YOU ARE SHOWING 1292 00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:48,099 IN ONE OF THE BEST ART GALLERIESIN NEW YORK. 1293 00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:51,770 THE FRONT WINDOW AT McGUIRE'S. 1294 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:52,854 [CHUCKLES] 1295 00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:54,105 NO, SALVADOR DALI 1296 00:53:54,147 --> 00:53:56,775 DRESSED WINDOWS AT BONWIT'SIN 1934. 1297 00:53:56,816 --> 00:53:58,193 -GET OUT OF HERE.-NO, I'M SERIOUS. 1298 00:53:58,276 --> 00:54:00,028 HE USED A DISPLAY 1299 00:54:00,111 --> 00:54:02,572 AND HE MADE IT WITH A BATHTUB,PIGEONS, 1300 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:03,949 AND DISMEMBERED MANNEQUINS. 1301 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:05,825 WHAT? 1302 00:54:05,951 --> 00:54:07,577 WHEN THE STORETRIED TO CHANGE IT, 1303 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:09,287 HE WENT INTO AN ARTISTIC RAGE, 1304 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:12,332 AND HE HURLED THE BATHTUBTHROUGH THE FRONT WINDOW 1305 00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:13,583 ONTO THE FIFTH AVENUE. 1306 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,043 HE WAS DETAINED IN A STOCKROOM, 1307 00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:16,962 AND THENHE WAS CARTED OFF TO JAIL. 1308 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:17,963 NO. 1309 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,130 YUP. 1310 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,298 ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS 1311 00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,758 BECAUSE YOU THINKI'LL END UP IN JAIL? 1312 00:54:21,883 --> 00:54:26,137 NO. NO, I AM TELLING YOU THISBECAUSE DALI WAS AN ARTIST. 1313 00:54:26,262 --> 00:54:28,974 LIKE YOU. 1314 00:54:30,475 --> 00:54:32,352 THANK YOU. 1315 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:34,813 YEAH. 1316 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:36,231 SO, 1317 00:54:36,314 --> 00:54:39,484 IF, UM, IF YOU'RE NOT DOINGANYTHING ON THE 23rd, 1318 00:54:39,567 --> 00:54:41,486 MY, UM, MY FAMILY, 1319 00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:44,406 WE'RE HAVING CHRISTMASDINNER AT MY MOM'S. 1320 00:54:44,489 --> 00:54:45,532 CHRISTMAS ON THE 23RD? 1321 00:54:45,573 --> 00:54:46,950 THAT'S AN INTERESTINGTRADITION. 1322 00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:47,951 CHRISTMAS EVE EVE. 1323 00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:49,244 EVE EVE, AH, OKAY. 1324 00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:50,412 YES, WELL, MY FAMILYUSUALLY WORKS 1325 00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:51,830 ON THE HOLIDAYS--HOLIDAY PAY. 1326 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:52,747 SURE. 1327 00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:53,790 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 1328 00:54:53,873 --> 00:54:57,293 UH, WILL SIR KENNETHBE THERE? 1329 00:54:57,377 --> 00:54:58,503 ASPEN. 1330 00:54:58,586 --> 00:54:59,671 IN THAT CASE, I ACCEPT. 1331 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:00,839 [CHUCKLES] 1332 00:55:00,922 --> 00:55:01,673 BLACK TIE OPTIONAL? 1333 00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:02,716 FORBIDDEN. 1334 00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:04,759 UM, I SHOULDWARN YOU, THOUGH, 1335 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:07,178 WE ARE HAVING TURKEY 1336 00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:08,847 DEEP-FRIEDIN DUNKIN' DONUTS BATTER. 1337 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,265 TUR-DUNKIN'? 1338 00:55:10,306 --> 00:55:11,391 YOU KNOW TUR-DUNKIN'? 1339 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:13,226 OF COURSE!WHO DOESN'T KNOW TUR-DUNKIN'? 1340 00:55:13,351 --> 00:55:15,770 [STAMMERING]APPARENTLY JUST ME. 1341 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:18,606 [CELL PHONE WARBLES] 1342 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:19,858 SORRY, IT'S... 1343 00:55:19,941 --> 00:55:20,817 JUST A SEC. 1344 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:21,860 I'VE JUST GOT TO... 1345 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:24,362 SOMETHING'S GOING ONWITH MY PHONE HERE. 1346 00:55:24,362 --> 00:55:25,196 WHAT? 1347 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:25,947 [MUSIC STARTS PLAYING] 1348 00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:27,407 OH, THAT--THAT'S WEIRD, 1349 00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:30,368 THAT IT WOULD JUSTPLAYING MUSIC LIKE THAT. 1350 00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:33,371 I GUESS MAYBE WE SHOULD DANCE. 1351 00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:34,539 COME ON. 1352 00:55:34,622 --> 00:55:35,915 [INSISTENTLY]COME ON. 1353 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:37,333 OKAY. 1354 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:38,335 THIS IS MECHEERING YOU UP. 1355 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:41,379 ALL RIGHT.ALL RIGHT, WHY NOT? 1356 00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:44,007 SEE? THAT'SNOT SO BAD. 1357 00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:45,300 [SIGHS] 1358 00:55:45,383 --> 00:55:46,259 WOW, NOT BAD. 1359 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:47,052 I DIDN'T KNOWYOU COULD DANCE. 1360 00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:48,511 SHUT UP. 1361 00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:49,721 WAIT FOR IT. 1362 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:50,555 MM-HMM. 1363 00:55:50,638 --> 00:55:52,057 WAIT FOR IT. 1364 00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:54,476 UH-OH, UH-OH... 1365 00:55:54,559 --> 00:55:56,644 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 1366 00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:57,812 AND COMIN' BACK. 1367 00:56:00,565 --> 00:56:03,651 [♪] 1368 00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:05,820 [SECURITY GUARDBARKING THROUGH RADIO] 1369 00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:08,406 HIDE. HIDE.QUICKLY. 1370 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:09,574 GO, GO, GO, GO! 1371 00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:10,950 [GIGGLING] 1372 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:23,129 [STIFLING GIGGLES] 1373 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:28,927 YOU EVER PLAYSEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN? 1374 00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:30,428 I'M JUST SAYIN'. 1375 00:56:30,428 --> 00:56:31,387 [GIGGLING] 1376 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:32,764 WE SHOULD HAVEDONE IT OUT THERE. 1377 00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:34,641 [GIGGLING] SHH. 1378 00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:43,441 [SNORING GENTLY] 1379 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:47,779 GOOD MORNING,SUNSHINE. 1380 00:56:47,904 --> 00:56:49,781 HOW LONG HAVE WEBEEN SLEEPING? 1381 00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:51,407 MUST'VE BEEN THATCHEAP APPLE CIDER 1382 00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:53,535 YOU PLIED ME WITH. 1383 00:56:53,618 --> 00:56:54,619 OH, I WAS RIGHT. 1384 00:56:54,702 --> 00:56:55,995 YOU DO LOOK BETTERWITHOUT MAKEUP. 1385 00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:57,622 I HAVE TOCALL KENNETH. 1386 00:56:57,705 --> 00:56:59,332 YOU WANT ME TOHANDLE THAT FOR YOU? 1387 00:56:59,457 --> 00:57:00,792 ATTENTION, EMPLOYEES! 1388 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:03,420 THE STORE WILL OPENIN 10 MINUTES. 1389 00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:04,462 WHOOPS. 1390 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:06,965 NO, YOU HAVE, UM,YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. 1391 00:57:07,048 --> 00:57:08,216 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO 1392 00:57:08,299 --> 00:57:09,968 THAT CHOCOLATE-SCARFINGBROOKLYN GIRL 1393 00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:11,511 FROM LAST NIGHT? 1394 00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:13,638 HEL...LO? 1395 00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:14,722 HEY, MEGAN. 1396 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:15,932 NO, WE WEREWORKING LATE. 1397 00:57:16,015 --> 00:57:17,308 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1398 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:19,811 YOU MIGHT WANT TO GETYOUR ACT TOGETHER. 1399 00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:20,895 THE STORE IS OPENING. 1400 00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,105 THE STORE IS OPEN. 1401 00:57:22,188 --> 00:57:23,314 GREAT. 1402 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,983 NOW I HAVE TO DOTHE WALK OF SHAME. 1403 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:25,984 BIG DEAL. 1404 00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:27,735 I DO IT EVERY DAY. 1405 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:29,320 EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT, 5%, RIGHT? 1406 00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:31,322 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. 1407 00:57:31,406 --> 00:57:32,490 THANK YOU.TIME IS A LITTLE SHORT. 1408 00:57:32,574 --> 00:57:33,449 HEY. 1409 00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:34,576 [CLEARING THROAT] 1410 00:57:34,659 --> 00:57:37,162 WEREN'T YOUWEARING THAT YESTERDAY? 1411 00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:39,330 YES. 1412 00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:40,498 NOT INTERESTED. 1413 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:41,499 CHOP CHOP.THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S WAITING. 1414 00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:42,667 WHAT PHOTOGRAPHER? 1415 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:44,961 THE TIMES. 1416 00:57:45,044 --> 00:57:46,713 HE'S DOING A SPREAD ONTHE CHRISTMAS WINDOWS. 1417 00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:47,714 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS. 1418 00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:48,673 YOU DIDN'T LET HER KNOW? 1419 00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:51,384 I-- SORRY.I TOTALLY FORGOT. 1420 00:57:51,509 --> 00:57:52,385 I CAN'T-- 1421 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:53,928 I CAN'T BEPHOTOGRAPHED LIKE THIS. 1422 00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:55,847 I CAN.I LOOK GREAT. 1423 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,684 COME ON, BOTH OF YOU. 1424 00:57:59,809 --> 00:58:00,685 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 1425 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:01,686 NO, IT'S NOT. 1426 00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:02,729 NO! 1427 00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:04,439 WELL, IT'S FUNNYYOU SHOULD SAY THAT 1428 00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:06,900 BECAUSE THE CROWDS OUTSIDEHAVE NEVER BEEN BIGGER. 1429 00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:08,359 ACTUALLY, CHRISTMAS EVE, 1430 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:09,611 WE WILL BE UNVEILING 1431 00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:12,530 OUR FINAL WINDOWSOF THE SEASON... 1432 00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:13,948 [BICKERING]PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME. 1433 00:58:14,032 --> 00:58:14,949 IT'S A CASUAL POSE. 1434 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,034 IT'S A CASUAL POSEFOR SNAPS. 1435 00:58:16,117 --> 00:58:16,993 THAT'S FINE. 1436 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:18,494 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 1437 00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:19,454 PLEASE STOP. 1438 00:58:19,537 --> 00:58:20,872 WHY IS EVERYBODYCOMING AT ONCE? 1439 00:58:20,955 --> 00:58:22,999 JUST TAKE THE PICTURES. 1440 00:58:23,082 --> 00:58:24,167 YOUR HAND. 1441 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,586 [♪♪] 1442 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,719 HI. 1443 00:58:34,802 --> 00:58:37,805 I AM SO SORRYTHAT I MISSED THE PARTY. 1444 00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:40,725 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GOTLOCKED IN THERE WITH THAT GUY. 1445 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:41,893 IF IT WAS ANYONE ELSE,I MIGHT BE JEALOUS. 1446 00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:44,604 WHAT WAS HE DOING,ROBBING THE PLACE? 1447 00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:45,521 IT... 1448 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:49,400 UH, IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED. 1449 00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:50,693 CAN I HAVE A CHARDONNAY? 1450 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:52,111 THANKS. 1451 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:53,071 UM, HE... 1452 00:58:53,154 --> 00:58:55,240 HE LOST HIS APARTMENT. 1453 00:58:56,532 --> 00:58:57,575 SO? 1454 00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:00,828 SO, HE'S KIND OF... 1455 00:59:00,912 --> 00:59:02,580 TEMPORARILY BEEN... 1456 00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,165 LIVING THERE. 1457 00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:05,959 AT McGUIRE'S? 1458 00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:07,752 IN THE BEDROOM DISPLAY. 1459 00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:08,670 [SNORTS] 1460 00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:09,796 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1461 00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:10,797 YEAH. 1462 00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:12,799 YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'TSAY ANYTHING. 1463 00:59:12,924 --> 00:59:14,175 TO ANYONE. 1464 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:16,844 IT'S SO PERFECT. 1465 00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:18,179 [DIALING PHONE] 1466 00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:19,514 WHO ARE YOU CALLING? 1467 00:59:19,597 --> 00:59:20,890 I'M CALLING MY DAD.ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1468 00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:22,100 OLD MAN MCGUIRE WOULDLOVE TO FIND OUT THAT 1469 00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:24,686 THAT LOSER IS SLEEPINGIN THE STORE. 1470 00:59:24,769 --> 00:59:25,728 NO, NO. NO. NO. 1471 00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:26,771 NO CALLS. 1472 00:59:26,854 --> 00:59:28,773 NO. 1473 00:59:28,856 --> 00:59:30,149 YOU WANT TO BECOMEHEAD DESIGNER, RIGHT? 1474 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,109 YEAH. 1475 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:32,527 BUT NOT IN THAT WAY. 1476 00:59:32,610 --> 00:59:34,904 WHY?THIS IS A SLAM DUNK. 1477 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:38,366 PROMISE ME THAT YOU'RE NOTGOING TO MAKE ANY CALLS. 1478 00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:41,619 OKAY. 1479 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:43,746 I PROMISE, NO CALLS. 1480 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,040 THANK YOU. 1481 01:00:03,516 --> 01:00:05,018 I'M GUESSINGYOU SAW IT. 1482 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:07,979 OH, GOD. 1483 01:00:08,062 --> 01:00:10,565 UNFORTUNATELY, YES. 1484 01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:11,858 MOST PEOPLE ONLYGET IN THE PAPERS 1485 01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:12,984 THREE TIMESIN THEIR LIVES-- 1486 01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,819 WHEN THEY'RE BORN,WHEN THEY'RE MARRIED, 1487 01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:15,820 AND WHEN THEY DIE. 1488 01:00:15,903 --> 01:00:16,904 [LAUGHS]AND IN MY CASE, 1489 01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:20,158 WHEN THEY LOOK LIKEA COMPLETE PSYCHO. 1490 01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:22,410 YOU KNOW,I DON'T REMEMBER A TIME 1491 01:00:22,493 --> 01:00:23,661 WHEN THE WINDOWS GOTMORE ATTENTION. 1492 01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:26,164 MISS JEFFERS DIDN'T GETHALF YOUR CROWDS. 1493 01:00:26,247 --> 01:00:28,875 AND SHE WORKED ALONE. 1494 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:29,834 HA HA. 1495 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:31,002 LUCKY HER. 1496 01:00:31,085 --> 01:00:32,420 SO SPENDING THE NIGHTIN THE STORE 1497 01:00:32,503 --> 01:00:34,172 HASN'T CHANGEDYOUR OPINION OF HIM? 1498 01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:35,840 HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT? 1499 01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:37,759 YEAH. 1500 01:00:37,842 --> 01:00:39,594 I OFFERED HIM TO STAYAT MY PLACE, 1501 01:00:39,677 --> 01:00:40,928 BUT HE'S TOO PROUD. 1502 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:43,389 YEAH, WELL, I THINK YOU'REGIVING HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT. 1503 01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:45,433 AND THE KEYS TOTHE EXECUTIVE RESTROOM? 1504 01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:47,560 I AM SHOCKED THATHE HAS NOT MADE OFF 1505 01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:51,814 WITH THE SOAPAND THE BATHROOM FIXTURES. 1506 01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:53,858 I DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE KEYS. 1507 01:00:53,941 --> 01:00:55,193 MUST HAVE GOT THOSEFROM SOMEONE ELSE. 1508 01:00:55,276 --> 01:00:57,153 HE SAID THATYOU GAVE HIM THE KEYS. 1509 01:00:57,236 --> 01:00:58,071 NOPE. 1510 01:00:58,196 --> 01:00:59,906 JUST THE ALARM CODES. 1511 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:04,786 HOT DOG,I LOOK PRETTY GOOD. 1512 01:01:04,869 --> 01:01:07,080 DON'T WORRY,YOU LOOK ALL RIGHT. 1513 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,791 YOU HAVE THE ALARM CODES? 1514 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:12,835 THE... 1515 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,879 OOPS. 1516 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,841 SO, WE WEREN'T LOCKED IN. 1517 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:20,718 UH... 1518 01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:24,597 TECHNICALLY, NO. 1519 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,850 WHY WOULD YOU LIETO KEEP ME IN THE STORE? 1520 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:30,103 WHY DO YOU THINK? 1521 01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:34,732 I DON'T KNOW, UH... 1522 01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:36,859 TO DISTRACT ME? 1523 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:38,653 TO KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER? 1524 01:01:38,736 --> 01:01:41,739 TO MAKE ME LOOKUNPROFESSIONAL 1525 01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:43,908 IN FRONT OF FITCH? 1526 01:01:43,991 --> 01:01:47,286 OR TO... I DON'T KNOW,TRY TO RUIN THINGS 1527 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,038 BETWEEN ME AND KENNETH? 1528 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:51,582 UH, NONE OF THE ABOVE. 1529 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:52,834 ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR,YOU AND KENNETH... 1530 01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:54,669 I DON'T SEE IT. 1531 01:01:54,752 --> 01:01:55,670 WHATEVER IT IS, 1532 01:01:55,753 --> 01:01:59,340 THAT YOU THINKYOU'RE DOING HERE, 1533 01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:00,842 IT WON'T WORK. 1534 01:02:00,925 --> 01:02:03,094 CAN'T BLAME A GUYFOR TRYING, RIGHT? 1535 01:02:03,177 --> 01:02:05,847 WELL, WE STILL HAVEONE MORE WINDOW. 1536 01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:06,806 THE GRAND FINALE. 1537 01:02:06,931 --> 01:02:07,974 MM-HMM, 1538 01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:10,226 AND MY WINDOWIS GOING TO MAKE YOUR WINDOW 1539 01:02:10,309 --> 01:02:12,770 LOOK LIKE A RE-GIFTED FRUITCAKE. 1540 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:13,771 IS THAT RIGHT? 1541 01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:16,107 YEAH, SO YOU BETTER GO ON 1542 01:02:16,190 --> 01:02:18,317 GET BACK TO YOUR NAPKINS. 1543 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:20,194 THERE'S NO MORE NAPKINS. 1544 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:21,988 IT'S ALL UP HERE. 1545 01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:24,949 MM. 1546 01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:27,285 YEAH, THAT'LL WORK OUT,REAL WELL. 1547 01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:34,167 [♪] 1548 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:38,940 MORNING, RITA. 1549 01:03:39,023 --> 01:03:39,982 LOOKING GOOD. 1550 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:41,692 HELLO.THANK YOU. 1551 01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:42,985 YOU SMELL GOOD. 1552 01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,695 YEAH, SOME FREECOLOGNE SAMPLES. 1553 01:03:44,779 --> 01:03:46,072 HOW'S THAT EGGNOG? 1554 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:47,156 AH, WEAK. 1555 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,157 I CONCUR. 1556 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:49,700 TALK TO MARGEIN KITCHENWARE. 1557 01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:50,868 OH, WHAT'S UP, K-MAN? 1558 01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:53,204 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TOBE AT THE AIRPORT? 1559 01:03:53,329 --> 01:03:54,247 FLIGHT DELAY. 1560 01:03:54,372 --> 01:03:55,915 LAST CHANCETO CHANGE YOUR MIND. 1561 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,750 I CAN'T. 1562 01:03:57,875 --> 01:03:59,627 COME ON. 1563 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:10,221 [COINS JINGLING] 1564 01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:11,681 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 1565 01:04:11,764 --> 01:04:13,849 KENNETH,THAT'S HER DRINK. 1566 01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:16,352 SHE'S MY... 1567 01:04:16,435 --> 01:04:17,270 COWORKER. 1568 01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:18,229 OH. 1569 01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:20,731 I'M SORRY. 1570 01:04:20,856 --> 01:04:21,732 IT HAPPENS. 1571 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,402 I ACTUALLY--I DON'T SHAKE HANDS, 1572 01:04:24,485 --> 01:04:25,820 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 1573 01:04:25,903 --> 01:04:28,406 BUY YOURSELFSOMETHING ON ME, OKAY? 1574 01:04:28,489 --> 01:04:29,865 HAND THAT BACK, PLEASE. 1575 01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,742 HAND IT BACK,PLEASE? 1576 01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:32,952 HEY, GIRLS. 1577 01:04:33,077 --> 01:04:34,829 I'M GOING TO FIX THE SINKIN THE LADIES' JOHN. 1578 01:04:34,912 --> 01:04:36,747 YOU WANT TO JOIN ME FORA COUPLE OF HOT DOGS LATER? 1579 01:04:36,831 --> 01:04:39,083 YEAH. IF YOU'RE BUYING,LET'S GO GET SOME. 1580 01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:41,752 KENNETH,THIS IS, UM... 1581 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,754 THIS IS MY MOTHER. 1582 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,924 RITA DORENTELLA. 1583 01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:50,094 I'M SORRY, 1584 01:04:50,177 --> 01:04:51,345 I DON'T, UH... 1585 01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:52,513 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1586 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:54,682 I THOUGHT YOU SAID 1587 01:04:54,765 --> 01:04:55,933 THAT YOUR MOTHERWAS TRAVELING. 1588 01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:57,268 YEAH, WELL, UM, 1589 01:04:57,351 --> 01:04:59,395 ONLY BACK AND FORTHTO McGUIRE'S. 1590 01:04:59,478 --> 01:05:01,397 SHE'S THE "DOMESTICCONCIERGE," 1591 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:02,982 WHICH IS-- 1592 01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:04,692 THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH. 1593 01:05:04,775 --> 01:05:07,987 UM, SHE'STHE BATHROOM ATTENDANT. 1594 01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:10,281 AND THIS IS MY UNCLE JIMMY. 1595 01:05:10,364 --> 01:05:11,490 I'M A DRAIN SURGEON! 1596 01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:15,119 SLOAN, WHAT IS GOING ON? 1597 01:05:15,202 --> 01:05:16,495 I THOUGHT THATYOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME 1598 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:18,414 IF YOU KNEW THAT I WASN'T... 1599 01:05:18,497 --> 01:05:20,041 LIKE YOU. 1600 01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:22,001 AND APPARENTLY, 1601 01:05:22,126 --> 01:05:23,878 I AM THE MOSTSHALLOW AND INSECURE PERSON 1602 01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:25,296 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, 1603 01:05:25,379 --> 01:05:28,716 SO, UM, I'M SORRY. 1604 01:05:33,137 --> 01:05:34,472 I HAVE TO GO. 1605 01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:37,350 I'M-I'M SORRY. 1606 01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:41,604 WAIT, SHOULDN'T WEAT LEAST FIGHT ABOUT THIS? 1607 01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:43,481 ABOUT... 1608 01:05:58,996 --> 01:06:01,332 YOU OKAY? 1609 01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:05,711 HE'LL GET OVER IT. 1610 01:06:05,836 --> 01:06:07,380 A LITTLE FIGHTING'SGOOD FOR A COUPLE, RIGHT? 1611 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:09,924 KENNETH DOESN'T FIGHT. 1612 01:06:10,007 --> 01:06:12,176 I THOUGHTKENNETH DIDN'T SHAKE HANDS. 1613 01:06:12,301 --> 01:06:14,095 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1614 01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:17,765 I REALLY MESSED THIS UP. 1615 01:06:17,848 --> 01:06:21,727 CLEARLY,I'M NO RELATIONSHIP EXPERT, 1616 01:06:21,852 --> 01:06:24,355 BUT IF HE CAN'T ACCEPT YOUFOR WHO YOU ARE, 1617 01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:27,233 WHY WOULD YOUWANT TO BE WITH HIM? 1618 01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:31,028 AND WHO AM I, REALLY? 1619 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:32,405 I MEAN, COME ON, WHAT, 1620 01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:35,199 I'M A LIAR, AND A FAKE, 1621 01:06:35,282 --> 01:06:36,534 WITH QUESTIONABLE TALENT. 1622 01:06:36,659 --> 01:06:40,287 THAT IS NOT WHO YOU ARE. 1623 01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:43,374 IF ONLY I HAD BEENHONEST WITH HIM 1624 01:06:43,457 --> 01:06:44,458 FROM THE BEGINNING... 1625 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:46,293 HE WOULD HAVEDUMPED YOU IMMEDIATELY. 1626 01:06:46,335 --> 01:06:48,629 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 1627 01:06:50,005 --> 01:06:53,384 WELL, I'M GOING TO DINNER. 1628 01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:55,886 WHAT? IT'S 3:00. 1629 01:06:55,970 --> 01:06:57,888 YEAH, I'M DONE EARLY. 1630 01:06:57,972 --> 01:06:59,306 HOW CAN YOU BE DONE? 1631 01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,268 [TRUMPETS COYLY] 1632 01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:05,062 I MEAN, I'LL PROBABLYPAINT THE ROOM GREEN, 1633 01:07:05,229 --> 01:07:06,147 OR RED, OR... 1634 01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:07,356 [GASPS]I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BOTH. 1635 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,234 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT 1636 01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:12,236 THAT RIGHT THERE 1637 01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:13,612 IS YOUR CHRISTMAS EVE WINDOW? 1638 01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:15,156 YUP. 1639 01:07:16,323 --> 01:07:17,658 YOU'RE TRYING TO THROW ME OFF. 1640 01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:19,410 NO. 1641 01:07:19,493 --> 01:07:20,453 LESS IS MORE, RIGHT? 1642 01:07:20,494 --> 01:07:23,164 WHAT HAPPENED TO"MORE IS MORE?" 1643 01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:25,332 MAYBE LESS IS THE NEW MORE. 1644 01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:27,918 THAT'S YOUR FINAL WINDOW? 1645 01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:30,087 A PLATE OF COOKIES, 1646 01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:32,006 AND A... WHAT IS IT,A GLASS OF MILK? 1647 01:07:33,257 --> 01:07:34,175 AND THE SANTA HAT. 1648 01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:35,843 YOU REALIZEYOU'RE GOING TO LOSE. 1649 01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:39,013 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE. 1650 01:07:39,054 --> 01:07:40,514 AND YOU DON'T CARE? 1651 01:07:42,057 --> 01:07:44,435 IT MEANS MORE TO YOU. 1652 01:07:50,274 --> 01:07:52,193 [CHUCKLES] 1653 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:02,119 [FAMILY LAUGHING] 1654 01:08:06,123 --> 01:08:07,875 OH, THERE SHE IS! 1655 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,211 MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE,EVERYONE... 1656 01:08:10,294 --> 01:08:12,338 I SAW YOU NAKED. 1657 01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:13,839 OKAY. 1658 01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:15,424 UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1659 01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:16,842 YOU INVITED ME. 1660 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:17,968 THE OTHER NIGHT,AT THE STORE? 1661 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:19,178 YEAH, I KNOW, I REMEMBER. 1662 01:08:19,303 --> 01:08:21,222 I JUST DIDN'T THINKYOU'D ACTUALLY SHOW UP. 1663 01:08:22,014 --> 01:08:24,141 JAKE BROUGHT YOUTHESE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. 1664 01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:26,977 UH, SECOND FLOORGARDEN DISPLAY? 1665 01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:28,104 GOOD EYE. 1666 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:29,146 I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT CHOCOLATE, 1667 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:30,523 BUT, FOR SOME REASON, 1668 01:08:30,564 --> 01:08:32,316 FITCH STARTEDLOCKING HIS OFFICE. 1669 01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:34,401 SPEAKING OF WHICH... 1670 01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:35,611 THANKS, GIRLFRIEND. 1671 01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:37,571 I AM GOING TO MISS 1672 01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:38,531 THAT 20-JET SHOWER. 1673 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,907 YOU GAVE HIM THE KEYS 1674 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:41,075 TO THE EXECUTIVE RESTROOM? 1675 01:08:41,158 --> 01:08:42,368 THEY MAY HAVE 1676 01:08:42,493 --> 01:08:44,578 FALLEN OUT OF MY POCKETINTO HIS HAND. 1677 01:08:44,703 --> 01:08:46,413 YOU KNOW, JAKEWAS JUST TELLING US 1678 01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:47,873 THE STORY OFHIS FAVORITE CHRISTMAS-- 1679 01:08:47,998 --> 01:08:48,999 OH, NO, UNCLE JIMMY,I REALLY DON'T THINK-- 1680 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,918 OKAY, OKAY, SO, 1681 01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:52,962 HE WANTED A PAIROF ICE SKATES SO BADLY. 1682 01:08:53,045 --> 01:08:55,005 FINALLY, IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME. 1683 01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:56,590 HE OPENS THEM UP, 1684 01:08:56,674 --> 01:08:58,676 AND THEY'RE WHITEGIRL'S SKATES. 1685 01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,386 [LAUGHING] 1686 01:09:00,427 --> 01:09:02,972 THEY WEREOUT OF THE BLACK ONES. 1687 01:09:03,055 --> 01:09:04,098 SLOAN, REMEMBERTHE CHRISTMAS 1688 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,266 YOU GOTYOUR ICE SKATES? 1689 01:09:05,349 --> 01:09:07,685 YOU WERE CRAZYABOUT THOSE SKATES. 1690 01:09:07,768 --> 01:09:09,687 YEAH. YEAH, I WAS, YEAH. 1691 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:11,522 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1692 01:09:11,605 --> 01:09:12,523 THAT MUST BE THE DATE. 1693 01:09:12,606 --> 01:09:14,066 YOU INVITED A DATE? 1694 01:09:14,191 --> 01:09:14,984 YEAH. 1695 01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:16,318 FOR YOUR MOM. 1696 01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:17,695 A DATE? 1697 01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:18,946 RELAX. SIT DOWN. 1698 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:20,030 BUT SHE DOESN'T DATE. 1699 01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:21,448 OH, SHE DOES NOW. 1700 01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:23,158 DO I LOOK OKAY? 1701 01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:25,035 YOU'REA TRAFFIC-STOPPER, RITA. 1702 01:09:25,035 --> 01:09:26,036 THANK YOU. 1703 01:09:26,203 --> 01:09:27,246 SO WHO'S THIS DATE? 1704 01:09:27,371 --> 01:09:28,205 ANYBODY? 1705 01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:29,164 I DON'T KNOW. 1706 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,749 SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME. 1707 01:09:32,543 --> 01:09:33,586 RITA? 1708 01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:35,045 HI, MAC. 1709 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:36,297 YOU LOOK LOVELY. 1710 01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:37,423 WELL, THANK YOU. 1711 01:09:37,464 --> 01:09:38,716 YOU CLEAN UP WELLYOURSELF. 1712 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:40,009 YOU'D BE SURPRISED 1713 01:09:40,092 --> 01:09:42,386 WHAT A LITTLEWINDEX WILL DO. 1714 01:09:43,637 --> 01:09:45,306 EVERYBODY, THIS IS MAC. 1715 01:09:45,389 --> 01:09:46,473 [EVERYONE]: HI, MAC. 1716 01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:48,142 HEY, THERE. HI! 1717 01:09:48,225 --> 01:09:49,185 YOU KIDS GOT ME THINKING,YOU KNOW, 1718 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,477 I'VE SPENT THE HOLIDAYS ALONE 1719 01:09:50,561 --> 01:09:52,646 SINCE MY WIFE DIED. 1720 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,065 SHE WOULDN'T HAVELIKED THAT. 1721 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:57,568 YOUR MOTHER AND I... 1722 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,987 WELL, WE'VE HAD OUR EYEON EACH OTHER 1723 01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:02,698 FOR A WHILE NOW,HAVEN'T WE, RITA? 1724 01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:04,241 I KNOW I HAVE. 1725 01:10:04,241 --> 01:10:05,409 [CHUCKLES] 1726 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,330 WELL, I DON'T KNOWABOUT ANYONE ELSE, 1727 01:10:09,413 --> 01:10:10,456 BUT I, FOR ONE, 1728 01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:12,374 AM DYING TO BREAKINTO THAT TUR-DUNKIN'. 1729 01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:13,751 WELL, COME ON! 1730 01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:15,377 FOLLOW ME. 1731 01:10:15,419 --> 01:10:16,587 YES! LET'S GO! 1732 01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:18,589 HO, HO, HO, HO! 1733 01:10:18,672 --> 01:10:20,716 HERE COMES THE TURKEY! 1734 01:10:20,841 --> 01:10:22,051 [ALL CHEERING AND CLAPPING] 1735 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:23,510 TUR-DUNKIN',YOU DID IT! 1736 01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:24,595 WHO'S GOING TO CARVETHIS THING? 1737 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,305 WELL, YOU DO IT. 1738 01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:27,431 NO, NO, I DON'T WANT TO CARVE. 1739 01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:29,141 I'VE BEEN UNCLOGGING SINKSALL DAY. 1740 01:10:29,266 --> 01:10:30,267 [LAUGHTER] 1741 01:10:30,392 --> 01:10:31,393 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,I'LL CARVE IT. 1742 01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:32,394 I'LL CARVE IT. 1743 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:35,189 I'M IN A SCULPTING CLASS, SO... 1744 01:10:35,230 --> 01:10:36,607 YOU'RE A SCULPTOR, TOO? 1745 01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:37,524 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 1746 01:10:37,566 --> 01:10:39,360 I INSPIRE THE SCULPTORS. 1747 01:10:39,443 --> 01:10:40,611 HE'S A SUPERMODEL. 1748 01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:43,447 OH, NOW, THAT IS A JOBTHAT I WOULD BE VERY GOOD AT. 1749 01:10:43,447 --> 01:10:46,659 YEAH, WE'LL BE WAITINGWITH BATED BREATH ON THAT. 1750 01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,327 [LAUGHING] 1751 01:10:48,452 --> 01:10:50,287 UNCLE JIMMY, I'M SORRY,WHEN YOU'RE DONE, 1752 01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:51,789 CAN YOU HAND ME THAT-- 1753 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,124 PASS THE ROLLS! 1754 01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:56,085 HEY, HEY, BUN THIEF! 1755 01:10:56,126 --> 01:10:57,586 THAT'S MY BUN. 1756 01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:59,213 THIS IS YOUR BUN. 1757 01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:01,256 I WANT MY BUN BACK.GIVE ME BACK MY-- 1758 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:03,717 [ALL SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING] 1759 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:10,391 [LAUGHING] 1760 01:11:11,475 --> 01:11:15,980 [♪] 1761 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,998 HAPPY HOLIDAYS,LOYAL SHOPPERS! 1762 01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:37,835 WELCOME TO OUR ANNUALCHRISTMAS EVE UNVEILING. 1763 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,378 NOW, AS USUAL, 1764 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:41,171 MCGUIRE DOES HAVEOUR STOCKING STUFFERS HERE, 1765 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:42,423 SO PLEASE FEEL FREE 1766 01:11:42,506 --> 01:11:44,425 TO TAKE A COUPLESTOCKING STUFFERS. 1767 01:11:44,466 --> 01:11:45,843 HERE YOU ARE, LADIES. 1768 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:47,177 THERE YOU ARE. 1769 01:11:47,219 --> 01:11:48,679 AND HERE--NOT YOU, JAKE. THANK YOU. 1770 01:11:48,762 --> 01:11:51,306 STOCKING STUFFERS... 1771 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:54,351 NOW, IN 95 YEARS OF BUSINESSHERE AT McGUIRE'S, 1772 01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:55,561 WE'RE KNOWN FOR QUALITY, 1773 01:11:55,602 --> 01:11:57,688 WE ARE KNOWN FOR TRADITION, 1774 01:11:57,813 --> 01:11:58,814 BUT WE'RE ALSO KNOWN FOR OUR-- 1775 01:11:58,856 --> 01:11:59,857 YES, THERE IT IS. 1776 01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:01,191 MISS. 1777 01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:03,610 WE'RE ALSO KNOWNFOR OUR CHRISTMAS WINDOWS, 1778 01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:04,653 WHICH EVERYBODY LOVES, 1779 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:06,071 AND I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL AGREE 1780 01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:07,656 THAT THIS YEARWE REALLY OUTDID OURSELVES, 1781 01:12:07,781 --> 01:12:09,408 AND I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 1782 01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:11,869 SO, PLEASE, WITH NO FURTHER ADO. 1783 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:13,954 WINDOW ONE. 1784 01:12:17,332 --> 01:12:19,626 WOW. 1785 01:12:21,545 --> 01:12:22,588 JAKE? 1786 01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:23,630 YEAH. 1787 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:27,760 JAKE, IS THAT...IS THAT YOUR WINDOW? 1788 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,261 YEAH. 1789 01:12:29,386 --> 01:12:31,555 WHAT....WHAT IS THAT? 1790 01:12:31,555 --> 01:12:32,473 MINIMALISM. 1791 01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:33,599 IT SENDS A MESSAGE. 1792 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,350 WHAT MESSAGEIS IT SENDING? 1793 01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:37,144 ELIMINATING EXCESS. 1794 01:12:37,269 --> 01:12:38,812 JAKE, WE'REA DEPARTMENT STORE. 1795 01:12:38,854 --> 01:12:40,230 EXCESS IS WHAT WE DO. 1796 01:12:40,355 --> 01:12:41,732 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,TODAY'S ECONOMY AS IT IS, 1797 01:12:41,815 --> 01:12:43,233 SETBACKS, CUTBACKS-- 1798 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,527 CUTBACKS, OH, THERE'LLBE CUTBACKS, MY FRIEND. 1799 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:46,653 THERE'S GOING TO BE CUTBACKS. 1800 01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:47,696 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1801 01:12:47,821 --> 01:12:50,616 LUCKILY, WE HAVETWO WINDOWS, 1802 01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:52,159 SO... 1803 01:12:52,242 --> 01:12:54,828 WINDOW NUMBER TWO,HERE WE ARE. 1804 01:12:56,497 --> 01:12:57,581 [AUDIENCE GASPING IN DELIGHT] 1805 01:12:57,706 --> 01:13:00,376 [APPLAUSE] 1806 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:03,170 [CROWD MURMURING IN APPROVAL] 1807 01:13:03,253 --> 01:13:04,588 NICE. THAT'S BETTER,THAT'S BETTER. 1808 01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:06,507 IT WILL BE. 1809 01:13:08,717 --> 01:13:10,594 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1810 01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:12,679 IT IS A CHRISTMASDINNER FOOD FIGHT. 1811 01:13:14,848 --> 01:13:16,308 IT'S A LITTLE RISKY. 1812 01:13:16,433 --> 01:13:17,476 ZEITGEIST. 1813 01:13:17,601 --> 01:13:19,520 AH, RIGHT. 1814 01:13:19,561 --> 01:13:22,022 CONGRATS.YOU DID IT. 1815 01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:34,034 [CROWD MURMURING IN SHOCK] 1816 01:13:35,452 --> 01:13:36,495 [FOOD SPLATS] 1817 01:13:36,537 --> 01:13:38,247 [CROWD RECOILING IN DISGUST] 1818 01:13:38,288 --> 01:13:39,248 NO, NO, NO. 1819 01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:43,335 [CROWD MURMURING IN DISINTEREST] 1820 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:44,545 GREAT. 1821 01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:46,380 THIS IS-- IT'S FINE.IT'S A JOKE. 1822 01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:47,923 THEY'RE HIRED ACTORS.THEY'RE... 1823 01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:48,966 [CLEARING THROAT AWKWARDLY] 1824 01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:52,052 SALES INSIDE! 1825 01:13:54,054 --> 01:13:55,472 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO. 1826 01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:57,391 YOU JUST SINGLE-HANDEDLYRUINED CHRISTMAS FOR McGUIRE'S. 1827 01:13:57,432 --> 01:13:59,351 SO... THAT'S GREAT. 1828 01:13:59,476 --> 01:14:00,310 [CLAPPING] 1829 01:14:00,477 --> 01:14:01,812 YOU'RE FIRED. 1830 01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:12,865 [♪] 1831 01:14:30,174 --> 01:14:32,676 WOW... 1832 01:14:32,759 --> 01:14:37,014 THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 1833 01:14:37,139 --> 01:14:38,807 REALLY? 1834 01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:39,933 REALLY. 1835 01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:47,733 [SIGHING] 1836 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,318 SO... 1837 01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:51,028 CHRISTMAS EVE, HERE WE ARE. 1838 01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:53,780 [QUIETLY] YEAH. 1839 01:14:55,991 --> 01:14:56,867 CANDY CANE? 1840 01:14:56,992 --> 01:14:58,577 TRADE YOU. 1841 01:14:58,702 --> 01:15:00,078 FOR ME? 1842 01:15:00,204 --> 01:15:02,873 AN APOLOGY FA LA LATTE. 1843 01:15:02,956 --> 01:15:04,708 [CHUCKLES] 1844 01:15:06,043 --> 01:15:07,044 I'M SORRY. 1845 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:08,545 FOR WHAT? 1846 01:15:08,629 --> 01:15:10,923 AMONG OTHER THINGS, 1847 01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:12,716 I'M THE REASONTHAT YOU GOT FIRED. 1848 01:15:12,799 --> 01:15:15,135 AH, THAT WAS INEVITABLE. 1849 01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:17,387 THIS IS TRUE. 1850 01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:19,806 AT LEAST I CAN FALL BACKON MY CAREER AS A SUPERMODEL. 1851 01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:22,935 THIS IS NOT TRUE. UM... 1852 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,562 IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN 1853 01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:32,069 I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR SO LONGTO BE SOMEBODY ELSE, 1854 01:15:32,152 --> 01:15:36,448 THAT I COMPLETELY LOST SIGHTOF WHAT'S IMPORTANT, 1855 01:15:36,573 --> 01:15:38,075 AND I WAS STANDINGOUTSIDE McGUIRE'S TONIGHT, 1856 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,660 AND I JUST-- 1857 01:15:39,743 --> 01:15:41,787 I JUST REALIZED,YOU KNOW, 1858 01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:44,915 WE SHOULD BE CAPTURINGTHE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, 1859 01:15:44,998 --> 01:15:46,667 NOT THE ZEITGEIST. 1860 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:49,545 YOU KNOW WHAT, 1861 01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:50,963 I DON'T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE 1862 01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:53,006 FOR RUINING95 YEARS OF TRADITION, 1863 01:15:53,090 --> 01:15:54,758 AND I DON'T THINK YOU DO EITHER. 1864 01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:56,593 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1865 01:15:56,677 --> 01:16:01,431 WELL, I DO PREFER BEINGIRRESPONSIBLE. 1866 01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:03,767 YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT IT. 1867 01:16:03,850 --> 01:16:06,937 UM, DO YOU STILL HAVETHE ALARM CODE? 1868 01:16:07,062 --> 01:16:09,481 UM... 1869 01:16:09,606 --> 01:16:11,692 MAYBE? 1870 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:15,654 YOU KNOW WHERE THIS BELONGS. 1871 01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:24,454 SIGN IT. 1872 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:44,683 SO, NO FOOD FIGHTS,NO HALF-EATEN CAKE, 1873 01:16:44,808 --> 01:16:46,518 NO SANTA BEING SAWED IN HALFBY A MAGICIAN. 1874 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,854 REALLY, THAT JUST LEAVES... 1875 01:16:48,979 --> 01:16:50,814 KENNETH. 1876 01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:53,483 HOW FESTIVE. 1877 01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:56,069 HI. 1878 01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:57,029 COME ON IN HERE. 1879 01:16:57,154 --> 01:16:58,655 IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE. 1880 01:16:58,780 --> 01:17:01,158 LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMASIN THE HAMPTONS AFTER ALL. 1881 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,744 OR WAS IT ASPEN? 1882 01:17:07,539 --> 01:17:10,917 WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE BROOKLYN. 1883 01:17:14,087 --> 01:17:15,839 SO, UH, WHY AREN'T YOUIN ASPEN? 1884 01:17:15,922 --> 01:17:19,176 DENVER IS COMPLETELY,TOTALLY SNOWED IN. 1885 01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:20,218 NO FLIGHTS. 1886 01:17:20,344 --> 01:17:22,137 SO... 1887 01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:24,348 I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 1888 01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:26,183 YEAH, UM... 1889 01:17:26,266 --> 01:17:28,894 IT FELT WEIRD,HOW THINGS WERE LEFT. 1890 01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:31,021 UM... 1891 01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:33,231 I'M SORRY. 1892 01:17:33,357 --> 01:17:34,983 I SHOULD HAVE BEENHONEST WITH YOU. 1893 01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:40,822 I, UH, I HAD THIS IMAGEOF WHAT I THOUGHT I SHOULD BE, 1894 01:17:40,864 --> 01:17:43,825 AND I WAS WRONG. 1895 01:17:43,867 --> 01:17:45,869 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 1896 01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:48,205 THANK YOU. 1897 01:17:48,288 --> 01:17:49,206 AND I'VE BEEN THINKING, 1898 01:17:49,289 --> 01:17:50,540 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW, 1899 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:53,710 THAT I AM WILLINGTO OVERLOOK THOSE PEOPLE. 1900 01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:55,045 WHAT PEOPLE? 1901 01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:58,298 YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHERAND THE PLUMBER. 1902 01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:02,886 THOSE PEOPLE 1903 01:18:02,886 --> 01:18:04,721 ARE MY-- 1904 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:07,682 WAIT A MINUTE. 1905 01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:09,059 I'M SORRY, DO YOU... 1906 01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:10,102 [SNIFFING] 1907 01:18:10,227 --> 01:18:11,144 DO YOU SMELL LIKE COLOGNE? 1908 01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:15,232 UH... WHAT? 1909 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:16,942 [SNIFFING] 1910 01:18:17,067 --> 01:18:18,026 YOU SMELL LIKE COLOGNE. 1911 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:20,070 LIKE... 1912 01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:21,488 EAU DE MEGAN. 1913 01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:24,074 OKAY, YES, WE HAD DRINKS. 1914 01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:25,283 YOU AND MEGAN? 1915 01:18:25,409 --> 01:18:26,243 YES. 1916 01:18:26,368 --> 01:18:27,244 AND MAYBE A DINNERLAST WEEK 1917 01:18:27,327 --> 01:18:28,245 WHEN YOU WERE WORKING. 1918 01:18:28,328 --> 01:18:29,496 IT WAS NOT A BIG DEAL. 1919 01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:31,581 YOU LIED TO ME,I LIED TO YOU. 1920 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:32,874 LET'S JUST... 1921 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,210 LET'S JUST CALL IT EVEN, OKAY,AND START OVER? 1922 01:18:35,293 --> 01:18:38,713 KENNETH, I, UH... 1923 01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:40,382 I DON'T WANT TO START OVER. 1924 01:18:40,465 --> 01:18:42,134 BECAUSE OF MEGAN? 1925 01:18:42,175 --> 01:18:43,844 IT DIDN'T MEANANYTHING TO ME. 1926 01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:45,554 SHE'S JUST A SALESGIRL. 1927 01:18:45,637 --> 01:18:48,515 AND I AM JUST A WINDOW DRESSER. 1928 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,268 YOU CALLED ME. 1929 01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:53,186 YES. 1930 01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:56,731 TO APOLOGIZE. 1931 01:18:56,773 --> 01:18:59,276 "THOSE PEOPLE" 1932 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:00,902 ARE MY FAMILY. 1933 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:03,029 YOU KNOW, AND, YEAH, 1934 01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:04,698 THEY MIGHT BE LOUD 1935 01:19:04,739 --> 01:19:07,075 AND VERY EMBARRASSING, 1936 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:09,202 BUT THEY'RE MINE, 1937 01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:10,245 AND I LOVE THEM. 1938 01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,997 YOU KNOW, I DON'T... 1939 01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:16,126 I DON'T WANT TO BESOMEBODY'S PLUS-ONE. 1940 01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:20,630 I WANT TO BESOMEBODY'S BATTLEAXE. 1941 01:19:40,233 --> 01:19:43,111 IF YOU MUST KNOW, 1942 01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:47,574 LORD KENNETH'S FLOWERSARE ON THEIR WAY TO ASPEN. 1943 01:20:00,170 --> 01:20:04,007 [BEEPS MUSIC ON] 1944 01:20:04,090 --> 01:20:06,843 [CHRISTMAS SONG PLAYS] 1945 01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:10,055 IT-IT JUST... 1946 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:14,100 [♪♪] 1947 01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:18,021 ♪ DECK THE HALLSAND HANG THE MISTLETOE ♪ 1948 01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:21,691 ♪ KISS THE ONE YOU LOVEAND LET IT SNOW ♪ 1949 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:26,238 ♪ ISN'T CHRISTMAS TIMEA WONDERFUL THING? ♪ 1950 01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:32,369 ♪ AND SANTA CLAUSWILL DROP ON BY ♪ 1951 01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:33,828 [LAUGHING] 1952 01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:38,083 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL THE MAGICWHEN HIS REINDEER FLY? ♪ 1953 01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:43,547 ♪ CHRISTMAS TIMEIS ALMOST HERE AGAIN ♪ 1954 01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:47,842 ♪ EVERY YEAR, THE CAROLSMAKE YOU HEART SING ♪ 1955 01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:52,097 ♪ ISN'T CHRISTMAS TIMEA WONDERFUL THING? ♪ 1956 01:20:52,222 --> 01:20:55,392 I CANNOT WAIT TO SEETHE LOOK ON FITCH'S FACE. 1957 01:20:55,433 --> 01:20:56,560 WELL, HE'S EITHERGOING TO KISS US 1958 01:20:56,643 --> 01:20:57,894 OR KILL US. 1959 01:20:57,936 --> 01:20:59,187 NOT REALLY SUREWHICH I'D PREFER. 1960 01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:02,065 I DON'T THINK I'D LIKEEITHER ONE OF THOSE. 1961 01:21:03,066 --> 01:21:04,276 [ALARMS WAILING] 1962 01:21:04,317 --> 01:21:05,902 OH, MY GOSH,WHAT HAPPENED? 1963 01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:06,528 I DON'T KNOW. 1964 01:21:06,611 --> 01:21:08,113 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 1965 01:21:08,154 --> 01:21:11,157 [ALARMS WAILING AND BLARING] 1966 01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:14,035 FITCH MUST HAVECHANGED THE CODES. 1967 01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:16,746 [ALARMS BLARING AND ECHOING] 1968 01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:22,669 [WAILING POLICE SIRENS APPROACH] 1969 01:21:28,508 --> 01:21:29,426 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 1970 01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:30,468 HOLD IT THERE. 1971 01:21:30,594 --> 01:21:31,428 HANDS AGAINSTTHE HOOD OF THE CAR. 1972 01:21:31,511 --> 01:21:32,804 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 1973 01:21:32,929 --> 01:21:33,847 HANDS AGAINST THE HOODOF THE CAR, PLEASE. 1974 01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:34,931 IT'S OKAY.WE WORK HERE. 1975 01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:35,932 OKAY, WELL,WE USED TO WORK HERE. 1976 01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:36,850 WE USED TO WORK HERE. 1977 01:21:36,933 --> 01:21:37,767 BUT WE DON'T... 1978 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:38,935 I DON'T KNOW HIM. 1979 01:21:39,019 --> 01:21:41,938 ALL RIGHT, YOU'REBOTH UNDER ARREST. 1980 01:21:42,022 --> 01:21:43,523 [HANDCUFFS RATTLE] 1981 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:48,153 DON'T SAY IT. 1982 01:21:48,278 --> 01:21:49,070 I WON'T. 1983 01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:50,322 YOU'RE NOTFREAKING OUT? 1984 01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:51,865 WHAT ARE THEYGOING TO DO? 1985 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,450 THEY ALREADY FIRED US. 1986 01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:54,326 JAIL? 1987 01:21:54,367 --> 01:21:55,952 PERFECT. THERE'S NO WINDOWS. 1988 01:21:56,077 --> 01:21:57,245 PLUS FREE MEALS. 1989 01:21:57,287 --> 01:21:58,288 AND NO MAKE-UP. 1990 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:00,874 PHEW! YOU'VECHANGED, VAN DOREN. 1991 01:22:00,957 --> 01:22:02,667 HMM. YOU HAVEN'T. 1992 01:22:06,379 --> 01:22:08,632 DID YOU CALL KENNETH? 1993 01:22:10,008 --> 01:22:11,217 NO. 1994 01:22:11,301 --> 01:22:13,428 DID YOU CALLED KENNETHAND KENNETH CALLED HIS FATHER? 1995 01:22:13,511 --> 01:22:16,681 I HAVE NO IDEAWHO THAT IS. 1996 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:23,188 OH. 1997 01:22:28,234 --> 01:22:29,569 THANK YOU. 1998 01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:37,327 MAC? 1999 01:22:37,410 --> 01:22:38,328 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 2000 01:22:38,411 --> 01:22:39,954 WHOSE CAR IS THIS? 2001 01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:41,373 IT'S MINE. 2002 01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:44,042 WOW, WASHING WINDOWSPAYS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. 2003 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:44,918 NO, 2004 01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:46,336 I'M JUST RICH. 2005 01:22:46,419 --> 01:22:47,337 SURE, 2006 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:48,463 AND I BET YOU HAVETHREE LAST NAMES. 2007 01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:51,174 OH, NO, ONLY ONE. 2008 01:22:51,174 --> 01:22:52,425 MCGUIRE. 2009 01:22:54,344 --> 01:22:56,096 MY FAMILY, YOU KNOW, 2010 01:22:56,137 --> 01:23:00,350 THEY JUST LOVE THOSE BOARDROOMSAND MEETINGS AT THE CLUB. 2011 01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:01,643 I TRIED THAT LIFESTYLEBACK IN THE DAY, 2012 01:23:01,685 --> 01:23:04,145 BUT IT'S NOT FOR ME. 2013 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:05,230 I LIKE BEINGWHERE THE ACTION IS, 2014 01:23:05,271 --> 01:23:06,398 GETTING TO KNOWMY EMPLOYEES, 2015 01:23:06,523 --> 01:23:10,902 BEING TREATED LIKEA REGULAR PERSON. 2016 01:23:11,027 --> 01:23:13,738 MY LIFE IS RICHBECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE IN IT. 2017 01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:17,450 LIKE YOU TWO. 2018 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:22,497 GROUP HUG? 2019 01:23:22,580 --> 01:23:24,207 [LAUGHS] 2020 01:23:24,290 --> 01:23:25,500 COME ON. 2021 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:26,543 [LAUGHING] 2022 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:28,211 OKAY... 2023 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,881 ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS AGAIN 2024 01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:36,469 ♪ AND EVERYBODY'S HOME 2025 01:23:36,553 --> 01:23:37,887 ♪ THE FIRE'S BURNING BRIGHT... 2026 01:23:38,012 --> 01:23:39,556 THIS YEAR, WE'VE REALLYOUTDONE OURSELVES, OKAY, 2027 01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:43,184 SO WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO,HERE WE ARE! 2028 01:23:43,268 --> 01:23:44,602 HERE IT IS. 2029 01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:47,731 [APPLAUSE] 2030 01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:49,983 WOW. 2031 01:23:50,066 --> 01:23:51,526 ISN'T THAT NICE? 2032 01:23:51,609 --> 01:23:53,945 YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL THE TURKEY. 2033 01:23:53,987 --> 01:23:56,281 [TOY TRAIN CHUGS AND TOOTS] 2034 01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:58,825 [♪♪] 2035 01:24:04,456 --> 01:24:06,249 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 2036 01:24:10,211 --> 01:24:12,797 [♪] 2037 01:24:15,383 --> 01:24:18,970 ♪ FEELIN' HAPPY 2038 01:24:19,095 --> 01:24:23,433 ♪ IT'S SANTA'S JOBSAYIN' HO, HO, HO ♪ 2039 01:24:23,433 --> 01:24:26,394 ♪ AND THE STREETSARE COVERED UP WITH SNOW ♪ 2040 01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:29,147 ♪ OH, CHRISTMAS 2041 01:24:29,272 --> 01:24:31,232 ♪ THIS IS CHRISTMAS... 2042 01:24:31,274 --> 01:24:33,651 [DOOR SLAMS] 2043 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:35,361 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO, 2044 01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:40,450 ON YOUR MARGINALLYDESERVED PROMOTION. 2045 01:24:40,533 --> 01:24:41,659 YOU'RE PROMOTING US? 2046 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:44,078 YES, JAKE. 2047 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:47,457 CONSIDER YOURSELVES BOTHTHE NEW MISS JEFFERS. 2048 01:24:47,582 --> 01:24:50,627 GOD HELP US. 2049 01:24:50,710 --> 01:24:52,670 THANK YOU, MR. FITCH. 2050 01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:54,506 WE WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU. 2051 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,591 WELL...I STILL MIGHT. 2052 01:24:56,674 --> 01:24:59,094 NO DOUBT, JAKE,NO DOUBT. 2053 01:24:59,177 --> 01:25:03,056 I LOVE THIS WINDOW. 2054 01:25:03,139 --> 01:25:06,309 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 2055 01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:07,644 OKAY, SERIOUSLY, 2056 01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:09,521 IS THIS SWEATERMADE OUT OF BRILLO? 2057 01:25:09,646 --> 01:25:10,688 STOP IT. 2058 01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:12,315 PUT YOUR MINDON SOMETHING ELSE. 2059 01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:14,526 OKAY. 2060 01:25:14,651 --> 01:25:17,237 [♪♪] 2061 01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:24,828 [CROWD SCREAMING AND CHEERING] 2062 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:28,248 [♪] 2063 01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:31,835 HOW ABOUT THAT? 2064 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:32,919 WOW. 2065 01:25:36,339 --> 01:25:38,633 OH, RIGHT. 2066 01:25:38,716 --> 01:25:39,676 [GIGGLING] 2067 01:25:39,759 --> 01:25:42,595 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 2068 01:25:42,679 --> 01:25:45,431 UM, WE SHOULD... 2069 01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:46,558 WE SHOULD PROBABLYDO THAT AGAIN. 2070 01:25:46,683 --> 01:25:47,475 YEAH. 2071 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:50,353 YEAH, NO ARGUMENTSFROM ME. 2072 01:25:50,478 --> 01:25:52,188 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 2073 01:25:52,313 --> 01:25:54,524 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 2074 01:25:54,524 --> 01:25:57,360 [♪] 2075 01:25:57,485 --> 01:26:00,029 ♪ EVERYBODY... 2076 01:26:00,154 --> 01:26:03,575 ♪ FEELIN' HAPPY 2077 01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:07,537 ♪ IT'S SANTA'S JOBSAYIN' HO, HO, HO ♪ 2078 01:26:07,662 --> 01:26:09,706 ♪ OH, CHRISTMAS 2079 01:26:09,789 --> 01:26:15,295 ♪ THIS IS CHRISTMAS... 2080 01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:21,968 [♪]