1 00:00:02,034 --> 00:00:03,896 I GOT TO SAY, I'M REALLY GLAD 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,413 DRAKE'S MY NEW STEPBROTHER. 3 00:00:05,517 --> 00:00:07,551 I'M REALLY GLAD SOMEONE INVENTED PIZZA. 4 00:00:07,655 --> 00:00:09,172 OH! 5 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:10,655 AND BIKINIS. 6 00:00:10,758 --> 00:00:12,482 YEAH, BIKINIS ARE COOL. 7 00:00:12,586 --> 00:00:15,931 BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A BROTHER AROUND THE SAME AGE AS YOU, 8 00:00:16,034 --> 00:00:18,758 SOMETIMES IT GETS A LITTLE COMPETITIVE. 9 00:00:18,862 --> 00:00:20,262 LAST WEEK, JOSH CHALLENGED ME TO SEE 10 00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:22,000 WHO COULD HOLD HIS BREATH THE LONGEST. 11 00:00:22,103 --> 00:00:24,503 WE HAD THIS CONTEST TO SEE WHO COULD HOLD THEIR BREATH LONGER. 12 00:00:24,551 --> 00:00:27,724 AFTER TWO MINUTES... I WON. I LOST... 13 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,448 CONSCIOUSNESS. 14 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,379 I WAS BREATHING THROUGH MY NOSE THE WHOLE TIME. 15 00:00:34,482 --> 00:00:37,137 OH! AND THEN THERE WAS THE MILK CHALLENGE. 16 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:39,172 I BET JOSH MY ALLOWANCE THAT HE COULDN'T CHUG 17 00:00:39,275 --> 00:00:40,724 AN ENTIRE GALLON OF MILK. 18 00:00:40,827 --> 00:00:43,241 BUT HE DID IT. I LOST. 19 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,448 I THREW UP. HE PUKED. 20 00:00:45,551 --> 00:00:48,034 Both: IT WAS WORTH IT. 21 00:00:58,931 --> 00:01:03,034 [VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC PLAYING] 22 00:01:06,482 --> 00:01:07,896 Josh: YES! 23 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,931 YES! YES! 24 00:01:10,034 --> 00:01:13,413 YEAH, YOU AIN'T NO COMPETITION FOR JOSHIE! 25 00:01:13,517 --> 00:01:15,413 LOOK OUT NOW! 26 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:18,620 AND... [BEEPING]THERE IT IS! 27 00:01:18,724 --> 00:01:20,517 SWITCHING TO HANDHELD! 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,896 YEAH, LOOK OUT, RED TURTLE SHELL! 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,655 YEAH! MINCEMEAT, SUCKER! 30 00:01:33,517 --> 00:01:35,000 SWEET. 31 00:01:38,896 --> 00:01:40,793 I'M SO LATE. 32 00:01:40,896 --> 00:01:42,965 HEY, CAN ONE OF YOU BOYS DO ME A FAVOR? 33 00:01:43,068 --> 00:01:45,482 UH... UH... MEGAN IS DOWN THE STREET 34 00:01:45,586 --> 00:01:46,965 PLAYING AT EDDIE'S HOUSE, 35 00:01:47,068 --> 00:01:48,551 AND IT'S ABOUT TO POUR DOWN RAIN. 36 00:01:48,655 --> 00:01:51,103 UH... UH... SO, ONE OF YOU GUYS NEEDS 37 00:01:51,206 --> 00:01:52,586 TO TAKE THIS UMBRELLA OVER THERE 38 00:01:52,689 --> 00:01:54,000 AND WALK HER HOME. 39 00:01:54,103 --> 00:01:55,103 OK? UH... UH... 40 00:01:56,103 --> 00:01:58,586 HERE'S THE UMBRELLA. THANKS, GUYS. 41 00:02:00,793 --> 00:02:02,206 JOSH, 42 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:04,137 YOU BETTER TAKE THAT UMBRELLA AND GO GET MEGAN. 43 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:06,137 [DOOR CLOSES] 44 00:02:06,241 --> 00:02:08,793 OK! SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK WITH MEGAN! 45 00:02:10,724 --> 00:02:13,620 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE ♪ 46 00:02:13,724 --> 00:02:17,724 ♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY ♪ I FOUND A WAY 47 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:23,379 ♪ AND IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪ 48 00:02:23,482 --> 00:02:26,068 ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE 49 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:31,827 ♪ IT'S GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪ 50 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:39,551 ♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪ 51 00:02:41,103 --> 00:02:44,241 ♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER, YOU'LL KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪ 52 00:02:44,344 --> 00:02:49,896 ♪ I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪ 53 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,413 ♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND 54 00:02:56,413 --> 00:03:00,862 ♪ OOH 55 00:03:04,275 --> 00:03:06,103 [THUNDER] 56 00:03:06,206 --> 00:03:08,103 OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! 57 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:10,862 JOSHIE'S GOING TO GET YOU! 58 00:03:10,965 --> 00:03:12,413 JUMP THE MUSHROOM. 59 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:13,896 I'll JUMP THE MUSHROOM. 60 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,482 WHEN IT'S MUSHROOM-JUMPING TIME! 61 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:24,827 HELLO! 62 00:03:28,862 --> 00:03:30,758 HELLO! 63 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,586 OH, YEAH. 64 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:34,241 THIS IS FOR YOU. 65 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,862 HI. 66 00:03:43,793 --> 00:03:45,793 OH... 67 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:48,689 DRAKE! JOSH! 68 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,275 UH... UH... 69 00:03:51,379 --> 00:03:53,448 HEY! 70 00:03:53,551 --> 00:03:55,448 [GASPS] 71 00:03:55,551 --> 00:03:57,620 WHAT UP WITH THAT? 72 00:03:57,724 --> 00:03:58,793 ONE THING! 73 00:03:58,896 --> 00:04:00,793 I ASK YOU GUYS TO DO ONE THING FOR ME! 74 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:01,896 LOOK AT MEGAN! 75 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:05,655 SHE'S WET. 76 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:10,586 EVERYONE CAN SEE I'M WET, YOU BOOB! 77 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:14,034 Mom: YOU WERE TOO BUSY TO GO GET YOUR SISTER, 78 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:17,344 BUT YOU WEREN'T TOO BUSY TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY! 79 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:18,689 JOSH! 80 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:21,655 OR TO SIT AROUND SWALLOWING 20 POUNDS OF JUNK FOOD! 81 00:04:21,758 --> 00:04:23,655 DRAKE! 82 00:04:23,758 --> 00:04:26,827 I KEEP TELLING YOU THEY'RE BAD PEOPLE! 83 00:04:26,931 --> 00:04:28,068 WELL? 84 00:04:28,172 --> 00:04:30,241 YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES? 85 00:04:31,965 --> 00:04:33,862 WELL... AHEM... YOU SEE, 86 00:04:33,965 --> 00:04:35,862 I VIEW THIS WHOLE INCIDENT 87 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:37,862 AS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE. 88 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:39,379 OH! UPSTAIRS! 89 00:04:39,482 --> 00:04:41,586 BOTH OF YOU... YOU'RE GROUNDED TONIGHT. 90 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:42,931 BUT IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! 91 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:44,931 I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET BRIAN HOROWITZ 92 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:47,000 AT THE MAGIC PALACE! 93 00:04:48,344 --> 00:04:50,724 GO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR SISTER, 94 00:04:50,827 --> 00:04:53,310 AND THEN BOTH OF YOU, UPSTAIRS! 95 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:02,413 SORRY. 96 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:12,620 YOU DO REALIZE THIS IS YOUR FAULT? 97 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:16,206 NO, I DO NOT REALIZE THAT. 98 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:18,113 YOU COULDN'T HAVE STOPPED PLAYING YOUR VIDEO GAME 99 00:05:18,137 --> 00:05:19,937 FOR 10 MINUTES TO TAKE HER THE STUPID UMBRELLA? 100 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,862 HEY, NUMBER ONE... THAT UMBRELLA IS NOT STUPID. 101 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:25,517 MY UNCLE BOUGHT IT FOR ME AT SEAWORLD. 102 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:28,344 OH, JUST FACE IT, JOSH. YOU ARE ADDICTED TO VIDEO GAMES. 103 00:05:28,448 --> 00:05:30,793 I AM NOT ADDICTED TO THEM. 104 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:33,758 I AM IN LOVE WITH THEM. 105 00:05:33,862 --> 00:05:36,206 OH, HOW SAD. 106 00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:38,172 NOT AS SAD AS BEING ADDICTED TO JUNK FOOD, 107 00:05:38,275 --> 00:05:39,655 WHICH YOU ARE. 108 00:05:39,758 --> 00:05:41,965 MAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT STUFF IS FOR YOU? 109 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:44,482 "OOH, LOOK AT ME! 110 00:05:44,586 --> 00:05:47,275 "I'M JOSH! I PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LONG! 111 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:48,724 "GIRLS? NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM! 112 00:05:48,827 --> 00:05:50,827 I'VE GOT ME A VIDEO GAME!" 113 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:53,965 "OOH, I'M DRAKE! 114 00:05:54,068 --> 00:05:55,965 "NUTRITION? NOT FOR ME! 115 00:05:56,068 --> 00:06:00,241 I'M JUST GOING TO EAT ME A BIG OLD BAG OF CHEESE BALLS!" 116 00:06:00,344 --> 00:06:02,034 WHICH YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO. 117 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,620 AAH! AAH! 118 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:16,793 BESIDES, FOOD IS A NECESSITY. 119 00:06:16,896 --> 00:06:18,793 VIDEO GAMES HAVE NO VALUE. 120 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:21,827 VIDEO GAMES TEACH HAND-EYE COORDINATION, 121 00:06:21,931 --> 00:06:25,758 WHICH IS WHY I NOW HAVE CATLIKE REFLEXES. 122 00:06:30,586 --> 00:06:33,379 YEAH, DEAD CATLIKE REFLEXES. 123 00:06:33,482 --> 00:06:35,413 I WASN'T READY! 124 00:06:35,517 --> 00:06:37,413 BESIDES, I COULD QUIT VIDEO GAMES 125 00:06:37,517 --> 00:06:39,413 A LOT EASIER THAN YOU COULD QUIT JUNK FOOD! 126 00:06:39,517 --> 00:06:40,931 OH, REALLY? 127 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,482 [SNIFFING] SMELL THAT, JOSH? 128 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:45,413 IT SMELLS LIKE A BET TO ME. 129 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:47,448 NO, I SMELL... 130 00:06:47,551 --> 00:06:50,551 [LONG SNIFF] YOU LOSING A BET! 131 00:06:50,655 --> 00:06:52,551 HA! OK, HOT PANTS, IT'S ON. 132 00:06:52,655 --> 00:06:54,620 YOU GIVE UP VIDEO GAMES, I GIVE UP JUNK FOOD. 133 00:06:54,724 --> 00:06:56,275 THE FIRST ONE TO CAVE LOSES. 134 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:59,275 OK. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOSE? 135 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:02,517 HEH HEH! WHEN YOU LOSE... 136 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:07,689 YOU HAVE TO, UH... DYE YOUR HAIR PINK. 137 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:09,206 ALL RIGHT. 138 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,413 LOSER HAS TO DYE HIS HAIR PINK. 139 00:07:11,517 --> 00:07:13,103 SO WE STARTING RIGHT NOW? 140 00:07:13,206 --> 00:07:15,241 YEAH, WE'RE STARTING RIGHT NOW! 141 00:07:18,793 --> 00:07:21,172 OR WE COULD START IN THE MORNING. 142 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,758 MORNING WORKS. 143 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:32,413 GOT THE CONTRACT? 144 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:34,413 YEP. SPELL-CHECKED AND EVERYTHING. 145 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:36,896 [DRAKE AND JOSH MURMURING ALOUD] 146 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,413 "MUST NOT PLAY VIDEO GAMES..." 147 00:07:39,517 --> 00:07:41,896 "CANNOT EAT JUNK FOOD OF ANY KIND..." 148 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,413 [BOTH MURMURING ALOUD] 149 00:07:44,517 --> 00:07:49,275 "AND WHOEVER CAVES... MUST DIE"? 150 00:07:49,379 --> 00:07:50,862 "MUST DIE"? 151 00:07:54,068 --> 00:07:56,034 "HIS HAIR PINK." 152 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,206 AH! AH! 153 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:01,000 SIGN, PLEASE. 154 00:08:02,413 --> 00:08:06,275 SIGN HERE... AND HERE. 155 00:08:06,379 --> 00:08:08,724 NOT THERE, YOU BOOB, HERE. 156 00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:11,275 SIGNATURE HERE. 157 00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:13,758 ONE MORE INITIAL HERE. 158 00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:15,689 PERFECT! 159 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:35,517 STUPID SKY! 160 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,482 YOU DON'T WANT TO FIT? FINE! 161 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:40,103 BRRRING! IT'S FOR YOU! 162 00:08:44,137 --> 00:08:47,103 THERE! WHO FITS NOW?! 163 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:50,517 Megan: HEY, JOSH. 164 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:53,689 SO, HOW'S THE BET GOING? 165 00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:54,931 HORRIBLE. 166 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,734 I GOT TO FIND SOMETHING TO REPLACE VIDEO GAMES, 167 00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:58,655 OR I'M GOING TO EXPLODE. 168 00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:00,448 YOU COULD TRY EXERCISING. 169 00:09:00,551 --> 00:09:04,551 [SCOFFS] THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES, MEGAN. 170 00:09:06,482 --> 00:09:07,896 [SIGHS] 171 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,413 GOT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 172 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,379 CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 173 00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:13,931 [WHIMPERING] 174 00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:16,551 MICROWAVE. 175 00:09:20,241 --> 00:09:21,275 [BEEP] 176 00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:23,241 JOSH LIKEY! 177 00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:25,724 REHEAT! REHEAT! DEFROST! DEFROST! 178 00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:27,344 OOH! 179 00:09:29,379 --> 00:09:31,275 ICE CRUSH! REHEAT! 180 00:09:31,379 --> 00:09:33,448 CRISP! LIQUEFY! GRIND! 181 00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:35,448 YES! DEFROST! DEFROST! 182 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:37,827 STIR! WARM! BLEND! 183 00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:39,827 BLEND! YEAH! 184 00:09:39,931 --> 00:09:41,827 ICE CRUSH! GRATE! 185 00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:43,310 BLEND! POPCORN! REHEAT! 186 00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:45,413 CUSTOM DEFROST! 187 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:51,241 PATHETIC. 188 00:10:04,172 --> 00:10:06,689 AH! OH! 189 00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:09,620 OH! 190 00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:13,103 OH, SSSSSSWEET, SWEET CUPCAKES! 191 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:15,586 OH, YOU FEEL SO NICE! 192 00:10:15,689 --> 00:10:18,103 OH! [SNIFFING] 193 00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:20,586 I CAN'T EAT YOU NOW, BUT DON'T WORRY. 194 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:23,137 WE'LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN SOON. 195 00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:25,413 YEAH, I'M PATHETIC! 196 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,000 HA HA HA HA! 197 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:31,896 IT'S OK, LITTLE SNACKS. 198 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,517 THE MEAN MAN IS GONE. 199 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:42,000 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPING] 200 00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:53,413 [ALARM STOPS] 201 00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:59,206 [SIGHS] JOSH, GET UP. 202 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,379 [JOSH GRUNTS] 203 00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:04,310 WOULD YOU WATCH WHERE YOU THROW THINGS AT ME? 204 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,862 A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT AND WE COULD HAVE HAD A SERIOUS PROBLEM. 205 00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:09,344 DUDE, CAN I BORROW YOUR TOOTHPASTE? 206 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:11,448 YEAH, NO PROB... AAH! 207 00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,000 [SCREAMING] 208 00:11:13,103 --> 00:11:15,000 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? WHAT? WHAT? 209 00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:17,206 [WHIMPERING] 210 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,724 UHH! 211 00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,551 AAH! OHH! 212 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:23,172 [SCREAMING] 213 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:35,103 WELL, THIS IS GOING TO SOUND A LITTLE ODD, BUT, UH... 214 00:11:35,206 --> 00:11:38,344 THE RECENT CHANGE IN DRAKE'S DIET PROBABLY CAUSED THE RASH. 215 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,862 WAIT A MINUTE. 216 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,862 YOU'RE SAYING THAT HE GOT THAT RASH 217 00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:43,827 FROM NOT EATING JUNK FOOD? 218 00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:45,413 IS THAT REALLY POSSIBLE? 219 00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:46,620 SURE. 220 00:11:46,724 --> 00:11:48,620 SEE, HIS BODY WAS SO ACCUSTOMED 221 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:51,068 TO ALL THE FAT AND SUGAR AND SODIUM 222 00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:53,068 THAT WHEN HE SUDDENLY STOPPED, 223 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,655 IT RESULTED IN THIS HIDEOUS FACIAL RASH. 224 00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:59,689 UH, NO OFFENSE. 225 00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:01,633 WELL, WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOU COMING BY, JEFF. 226 00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:04,068 IT'S NICE TO HAVE A DOCTOR LIVE ACROSS THE STREET. 227 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:06,068 YEAH. NICE FOR YOU. 228 00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:07,655 HERE'S YOUR BILL. 229 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,724 $300? 230 00:12:10,827 --> 00:12:12,275 YEP. SEE YA. 231 00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:13,862 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 232 00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:16,275 WHAT ABOUT MY HIDEOUS FACIAL RASH? 233 00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:19,275 WELL, I NORMALLY ADVISE MY PATIENTS 234 00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:21,275 TO STAY AWAY FROM JUNK FOOD, 235 00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:24,275 BUT IN LIGHT OF YOUR FACE, I SUGGEST THAT YOU EAT SOME, 236 00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:27,344 PERHAPS A DOODLE CAKE. 237 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,482 $300. 238 00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:36,137 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 239 00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:40,689 I MEAN, IT MAKES ME... ALMOST UNATTRACTIVE. 240 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,689 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 241 00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:46,172 WELL, YOU HEARD THE DOCTOR. 242 00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:47,620 YEAH! 243 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:49,655 BRING IN THE JUNK FOOD! 244 00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:50,827 WOW! 245 00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:52,862 ♪ JOSHIE WON THE BET! ♪ 246 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:54,793 ♪ DRAKE'S GOING TO HAVE PINK HAIR! ♪ 247 00:12:54,896 --> 00:12:57,448 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA! ♪ 248 00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:58,931 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA! ♪ 249 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:00,931 [HIGH-PITCHED] ♪ LA LA LA LA LA! ♪ 250 00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:02,620 HEY, SPAZ. 251 00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:04,758 THIS PACKAGE JUST CAME FOR YOU. 252 00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,586 OH, IT'S A PRESENT FROM GRAMMY. 253 00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:11,620 THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. 254 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,517 WHAT'D SHE SEND YOU? UH... [GASPS] 255 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,551 UH! IT'S A GAME SPHERE! 256 00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:18,655 NO WAY. 257 00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:19,551 THE GAME SPHERE DOESN'T COME OUT 258 00:13:19,655 --> 00:13:21,034 FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS. 259 00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:23,413 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE GRAMMY. 260 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:25,862 WHAT'S A GAME SPHERE? 261 00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:28,344 ONLY THE MOST SOPHISTICATED GAMING EXPERIENCE 262 00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,344 EVER CREATED BY HUMANS, 263 00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:32,827 AND IT'S SPHERICAL! 264 00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,551 SPHERICAL! 265 00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:38,517 OH, MAN, I GOT TO PLUG THIS IN. 266 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,000 GOOD, BECAUSE THE SECOND YOU DO, 267 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:43,000 YOU LOSE THE BET. 268 00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:47,517 OH, BUT... BUT... HERE! 269 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,068 NO! 270 00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:52,034 YOU'VE GOT TO EAT SOME JUNK FOOD RIGHT NOW. DOCTOR SAID SO. 271 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:54,103 OH, NO WAY, MAN. AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. 272 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:55,586 NOW, GO AHEAD. 273 00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,517 PLAY YOUR ULTRA-COOL NEW GAME SPHERE. 274 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:58,793 NO! 275 00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:03,206 ♪ IT'S SPHERICAL I KNOW! 276 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,172 BUT I AIN'T PLAYING IT. 277 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:07,620 AND I'M NOT EATING JUNK FOOD. 278 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:13,655 OH! 279 00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:17,793 THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 280 00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:22,551 OH! 281 00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:34,896 WHY DON'T YOU, UH, PUT THAT BOOK DOWN, DRAKE? 282 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,068 OW! 283 00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,000 THERE! I PUT IT DOWN! YOU HAPPY? 284 00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:39,827 EVIL! 285 00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:42,965 ALL RIGHT, CLASS. LET'S BEGIN. 286 00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:46,551 BEHOLD. 287 00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,068 THE HUMAN EYE. 288 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:51,551 THIS FASCINATING ORGAN IS THE ONLY... 289 00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:57,137 I MISS VIDEO GAMES SO, SO MUCH. 290 00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:59,344 [HIGH-PITCHED WOMAN'S VOICE] JOSH! 291 00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:02,413 THE EVIL DRAGON HAS LOCKED ME IN HIS CASTLE! 292 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:10,551 PRESS "B" TO SAVE ME, JOSH PRESS "B"... 293 00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:12,551 I'M PRESSING IT! 294 00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,448 Teacher: JOSH! 295 00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:15,793 JOSH! 296 00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:17,931 YES, PRINCESS? 297 00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,965 [ALL LAUGHING] 298 00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:22,000 PLEASE PAY ATTENTION. 299 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:27,758 AND NOW, CLASS, HERE'S AN ACTUAL, 300 00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:30,448 REAL HUMAN EYE. 301 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,793 [ALL GROANING]ENOUGH! 302 00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:35,758 THERE IS NOTHING DISGUSTING ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY. 303 00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:38,172 DRAKE! PUT THAT BOOK DOWN! 304 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:44,206 OH! [RETCHING] 305 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,793 OH, MY GOSH! 306 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,793 Josh: GAME SPHERE. GAME SPHERE. 307 00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:03,241 GAME SPHERE. GAME SPHERE. 308 00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:05,689 Drake: OH, MY FACE. 309 00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:08,137 MY FACE! 310 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,586 Josh: GAME SPHERE. 311 00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:13,034 GAME SPHERE. GAME SPHERE. 312 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,034 CAN YOU BELIEVE THEM? 313 00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,551 HEH! I KNOW. 314 00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:18,689 THERE'S NO WAY JOSH CAN KEEP THIS UP. 315 00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:21,103 DRAKE'S GOING TO WIN THIS BET EASY. 316 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,620 ARE YOU KIDDING? 317 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:25,068 DRAKE'S RASH IS SPREADING. HE'LL CAVE FIRST. 318 00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:26,793 YOU WANT TO BET ON THAT? 319 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:30,344 YOU ARE SO ON. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BET? 320 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,862 "LOSER DIES"? 321 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:36,310 [SIGHS] 322 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,379 "HIS HAIR PINK." 323 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,965 SIGN HERE. 324 00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,448 INITIAL HERE. 325 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:46,965 NOT THERE, HERE. 326 00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:47,965 OH. 327 00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:50,000 NOW YOUR SIGNATURE HERE. 328 00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,137 OH, THAT'S IT! 329 00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:56,620 THE BET ISN'T WORTH IT! 330 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,172 I HAVE TO PLAY YOU! 331 00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:01,827 JOSH! 332 00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:03,793 AAH! 333 00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,724 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 334 00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,689 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 335 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,689 I HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME SPHERE! 336 00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,896 IT'S SPHERICAL! 337 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,862 WOULD YOU CALM DOWN? 338 00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:16,896 I CAN'T CALM DOWN! I JUST CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE! IT'S... 339 00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:20,275 DO IT AGAIN! 340 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,689 THANK YOU. 341 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,448 JOSH, YOU CAN WIN THIS BET. 342 00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,000 YOU CAN DO IT. 343 00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:28,517 I DON'T THINK I CAN. 344 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:32,931 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SABOTAGE DRAKE. 345 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:36,103 MAKE HIM CRACK BEFORE YOU DO. 346 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:39,034 SABOTAGE. 347 00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:42,620 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S REALLY GOOD. 348 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,275 YOU HAVE TO SABOTAGE JOSH. 349 00:17:46,379 --> 00:17:48,827 SABOTAGE? 350 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:51,344 MAKE HIM CRACK FIRST. 351 00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,379 IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN WIN THE BET. 352 00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:56,689 I LIKE IT. 353 00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:59,310 IS THIS NOTICEABLE? 354 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,931 WHY IS IT DARK IN HERE? 355 00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:22,482 JOSH, WHAT DID YOU DO? 356 00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:25,413 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DRAKE? 357 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:31,344 IT... IT'S ALL CANDY AND... AND JUNK FOOD. 358 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:34,344 YEAH, I SUPPOSE IT IS. 359 00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,275 PILLOW? 360 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:39,758 COTTON CANDY! 361 00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:43,827 BUT, JOSH, HOW DID YOU DO ALL THIS... SHH! 362 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,379 DON'T ASK. 363 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,379 JUST ENJOY. 364 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:01,965 NICE TRY, JOSH, BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. 365 00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:05,689 BUT DOESN'T IT ALL LOOK SO GOOD? 366 00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:11,620 NOT AS GOOD AS THIS... GAME SPHERE! 367 00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:13,758 [GASPS] YOU TEASE! 368 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:19,275 [VIDEO GAME THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 369 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,655 Announcer: WELCOME TO GAME SPHERE. 370 00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,689 HI! 371 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:29,655 PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE GAMING EXPERIENCE. 372 00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:33,206 [DEEP VOICE] NOW LET'S PLAY SOME GAMES! 373 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:35,689 AH, YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE! 374 00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:38,275 HURTS, DOESN'T IT? 375 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,620 AAH! 376 00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:45,517 OOH! 377 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,620 HA! 378 00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:50,862 MMM! 379 00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,896 CHOCOLATE MILK! 380 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,275 BIG DEAL. 381 00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:57,310 [CRUNCH] 382 00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,379 CHOCOLATE CUP. 383 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,413 [BEEPING] 384 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:05,620 [GASPS] 385 00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:07,379 YOU GOT THE WIRELESS BATTLE PAD! 386 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:08,896 YEP. 387 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,896 LOOK AT ME, WALKING AND PLAYING. 388 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,896 I'M PLAYING THE GAME SPHERE. 389 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,965 UH... MMM! MARSHMALLOWS! 390 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,034 [MUSIC PLAYS] 391 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:20,689 OOH! LEVEL TWO! 392 00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,206 UH! 393 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,275 LOVING THAT LICORICE! 394 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,655 [MUSIC PLAYS] 395 00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,655 HEY, HEY! I JUST WARPED! 396 00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:31,724 MAN, LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS! 397 00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:34,241 EVERYBODY LOVES GUMMI BEARS! 398 00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,068 Both: GIVE ME THAT! 399 00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:43,172 OH! 400 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,448 [GRUNTS] 401 00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:50,689 Both: AHA! YOU CAVED! 402 00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:52,517 NO, YOU CAVED! YOU CAVED FIRST! 403 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,620 [BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE] 404 00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:56,931 [GASPS] 405 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,448 [BOTH SHOUTING] 406 00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:24,448 BOYS! BOYS! 407 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,965 GUYS! GUYS! 408 00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:30,517 GUYS, WAIT! GET... GET UP! GUYS! OH! 409 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,034 OH! 410 00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:34,724 WHAT IS GOING ON?! 411 00:21:36,068 --> 00:21:38,482 [BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE] 412 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,448 AND THEN DRAKE CAVED! AND THEN JOSH CAVED! 413 00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,000 Drake: YOU CAVED FIRST! 414 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,000 YOU CAVED FIRST! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 415 00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:48,620 [BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE] 416 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,551 Megan: HEY, HEY, HEY! 417 00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:54,000 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO CAVED FIRST. 418 00:21:54,103 --> 00:21:55,344 WHAT? WHAT? 419 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,206 THE CONTRACT SAYS 420 00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,689 WHOEVER CAVES MUST DYE HIS HAIR PINK. 421 00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:02,689 YOU BOTH CAVED, SO YOU BOTH HAVE TO DO IT. 422 00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:04,206 BUT I DIDN'T... NO WAY! 423 00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:05,896 MOM! DAD! 424 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,896 YOU BOYS SIGNED A CONTRACT. 425 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,896 YOU MADE A COMMITMENT. 426 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,586 YOU HAVE TO HONOR A COMMITMENT. 427 00:22:12,689 --> 00:22:14,586 YEAH, ABOUT THAT... 428 00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,310 MOM, YOU BET ON JOSH. 429 00:22:18,413 --> 00:22:21,344 DAD, YOU BET ON DRAKE. THEY BOTH LOST. 430 00:22:22,827 --> 00:22:24,689 YEAH, BUT WE NEVER MEANT... 431 00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:26,206 YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT. 432 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:28,862 YOU HAVE TO HONOR A COMMITMENT. 433 00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:58,965 DRAKE, JOSH, YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 434 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,482 OK. I WAS WRONG. 435 00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,965 THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 436 00:23:11,068 --> 00:23:12,620 [SIGHS] 437 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,379 JUST GET IN THE CAR. 438 00:23:18,413 --> 00:23:20,413 SEE YOU, BOYS. 439 00:23:22,413 --> 00:23:24,379 [SIGHS] BYE. 440 00:23:27,931 --> 00:23:29,827 SO... 441 00:23:29,931 --> 00:23:31,862 WHEN DO YOU THINK THIS PINK WILL WEAR OFF? 442 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:35,206 I DON'T KNOW. A FEW WEEKS, MONTHS. 443 00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:37,620 [SIGHS] SCHOOL'S GOING TO BE ROUGH. 444 00:23:37,724 --> 00:23:38,793 OH, YEAH. 445 00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:40,310 OH, WELL. LET'S GO.UH, NO. 446 00:23:40,413 --> 00:23:41,793 I'M GOING TO GRAB SOME BREAKFAST. 447 00:23:41,896 --> 00:23:43,517 I'll JUST MEET YOU AT SCHOOL. 448 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,000 OK. SEE YOU. 449 00:23:45,103 --> 00:23:48,000 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 450 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:50,586 [SCOFFS] IDIOTS. 451 00:24:18,482 --> 00:24:20,413 MMM!