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Welcome to CPI Consumer Affairs,
my name is Erica.

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Which one of our
fabulous products

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are you calling about today?

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I just, I just opened up a can
of your tomato soup and there is

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a big fat rat turd right
in the middle of the soup.

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Well, I am very sorry
to hear that sir,

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I can help you with that today
but first, I just need to

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verify a few things.

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First of all, are you sure the
foreign particle in question

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is a rat dropping?

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While rare, sometimes bits
of meat can contaminate

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our vegetarian soup products.

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It's a rat turd. Okay?

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Do you want me to
send it to you?

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Do you want to taste it and
see if it's a stray piece

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of prime rib, or do you want
to go ahead and trust me

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that there is in fact
a piece of rodent shit

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in the middle of my soup?

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That won't be necessary, sir.

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There is no need to preserve
the can in question,

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you can go ahead and dispose of
it and I can send you a coupon

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for a free replacement
can of soup.

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How does that sound?

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That sounds pretty
God damn weak!

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You know, rats caused
the plague, you know?

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I could sue you.

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I'm very sorry for
your inconvenience.

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Because of your extreme
circumstances, I can offer you

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a coupon for a dozen cans of
soup, one each month for a year.

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Would that be satisfactory?

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Yeah, I guess,
fine, whatever.

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Great.

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Let me just take down your
information and we can

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get that right out to you.

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Please hold.

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Yeah, I heard there's mercury
in these light bulbs.

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There is a trace amount of
mercury used in the manufacture

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of our compact
florescent bulbs,

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but there's no danger
to consumers.

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Is your bulb damaged or broken?

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I don't think so.

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Which one of our
fabulous products

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are you calling about today?

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Yeah, hi, um, my, my popcorn
setting, it's, uh,

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it's still burning my popcorn.

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I can help you with that,
but first, I need to ask you

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a few questions.

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Did you remove the popcorn
bag from the plastic wrapper?

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Oh...

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Um, let me call you back.

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Is the toilet bowl
cleaner safe for animals?

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Excuse me?

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My dog keeps drinking the blue
water and I think it might be

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making him sick, he keeps
foaming at the mouth.

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How do I know if
the makeup is working?

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This pizza is not as
good as delivery pizza.

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How do I make my eyes pop?

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See, I'm having a little
situation with

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your instant glue.

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This TV gets the same
channels as my old TV.

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What color goes on my T-zone?

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In my day, you could buy a whole
barrel of pickles for a nickel.

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It says layer to desired result.

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How do I know when I'm there?

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Which one of our
fabulous products

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are you calling
about today?

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I'm calling
about my crockpot.

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Pet Lovers
dry cat food mix.

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The 18 volt shop-vac.

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The Ready Made
Nachos pack.

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Mini pizza bagels.

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[speaking Spanish]

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Hemorrhoids cream.

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The DVD player.

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The plant food.

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I can help you with that.

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Yeah, um, I put the Blu-ray
disc in and nothing happens

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for like ten minutes
before it plays.

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CPI's Blu-ray players actually
have some of the best load times

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in the industry but as Blu-ray's
a new technology, advances are

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being made every day to provide
innovative new features,

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interactive online play and
improved disc access time.

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That's improved?

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So it's supposed to suck?

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Welcome to CPI Consumer Affairs,
my name is Erica.

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And which one of our
fabulous products

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are you calling about today?

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Hi, I'm calling about
your lawn mower!

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It just cut off my toe!

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Sir, you need to hang up
the phone and call 911!

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I can't...

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Your number was on the lawn
mower so I called you

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and I don't know what to do.

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I'm starting to panic,
I'm losing a lot of blood here.

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-What do I do?
-Are you crazy?

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How long have you
been waiting on hold?

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What do I do?

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Can you tell my mom
I love her, Erica?

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Hang up the phone
and call 911 now!

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[laughing]

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Listen to me, hang
up and call 911!

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Gotcha!

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Get a life,
you little shit.

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You sound cute.
What's up?

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And which one of
our fabulous products

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are you calling about today?

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I'm calling about
all of them, ma'am.

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Yeah, 'cause I know CPI's
working with three of the five

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branches of Government.

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I know that you're trying to
brainwash the American people

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with your frozen foods, and your
TVs and your foot creams

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so that no one questions the
International Monitory Fund's

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takeover of our civil liberties.

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How ya like me now?

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Hello?

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[cell phone ringing]

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Hey hun, what's up?

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Not much.

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What's going on
with you?

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Uh, some guy called
me a whore today.

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Wow.

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How did he know?

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[laughing]

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Yeah, oh and some lady wants me
to meet her grandson in Dallas

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who is, uh, very nice and
has almost total mobility.

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Well, did you
talk to him yet?

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Him who?

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Him who?
Him Alex!

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Uh, not yet.

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You really need
to confront him.

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It's not that simple.

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Erica.

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I didn't see anything.

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Sara saw them together
with her own two eyeballs.

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Yeah, well, just because
they're having lunch

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doesn't mean they're
sleeping together.

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Okay...You poor,
dumb bastard.

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Okay, fine...So what
am I supposed to say?

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Oh, uh, hi sweetie, how's
your day, and by the way

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are you sleeping with
that skank, Amanda?

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Works for me.

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You just don't like Alex 'cause
of what he said about your butt.

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This has nothing to do with
that, and for the record,

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I just want you to know
that I have never had

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any complaints
about this ass.

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Men have eaten
Har Gow off this ass.

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Gross.

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[phone beeping]

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Oh, look, it's my
boss, I gotta go.

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Okay, take it, but you
need to talk to Alex,

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be strong,
do not wimp out.

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Okay, I'll call you
later, okay?

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-Bye.
-Bye.

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My ass is awesome.

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Hi, Mr. Koffsky.

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Hey...my computer says
that you're offline.

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I know,
I took a break.

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Uh-huh...You're not
scheduled for a break

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for another
45 minutes.

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I know...I, uh, had
to go to the bathroom.

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I had some bad
nachos last night.

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Look, Erica, I don't need to
tell you, we let go of, what,

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three Consumer Affairs reps
in the last few weeks and that

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means that the people that still
have jobs need to pick up

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the slack so more volume
means less time for breaks.

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I know, I'm sorry, I'm going
back online right now.

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Good, good, because you know
the economy's tough and there

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are people out there who
would kill for your job.

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I know.

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See, I'm online.

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Good...then why are you
still talking to me?

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Right.

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Welcome to CPI Consumer
Affairs, this is Erica.

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Yes, my name is Jeffery
Smith-Jones with a hyphen,

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and I'd like to know
why I can't
get Caribbean Jerk pizza

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in the UK?

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I mean, it's not like it
really comes from Caribbean.

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No, of course not.

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Our products are being
introduced into new markets

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every day.

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Check back on our website for
availability in your area.

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Hi Erica.

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I think I found a bone in
one of your chicken nuggets.

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I almost broke my tooth!

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I can help you with that.

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I'm sorry our product did not
meet up to your expectations.

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[cell phone ringing]

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Okay...Um, right.

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I can get that coupon
out to you right away.

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Okay, right.

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Have a great day, sir.

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Thank you, good-bye.

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Hey.

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Hey...

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What's up, baby?

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Where you been all day?

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Right here, working.

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So, uh, you
coming over later?

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I don't know.

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What's the
matter, baby?

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Look, I think
we need to talk.

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Oh no...here we go.

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No, it's not like
that, it's um...

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What's the matter?

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Am I not tuning into
your feelings again?

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No, it's not that.

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It's just...I don't
know how to say this.

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Let's just cut to
the chase, okay?

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Okay...

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Well, someone saw you with
that girl from your work,

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um, Amanda something.

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Who saw me?

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Your friend Samantha
with the fat ass?

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No, it was
someone else.

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Look, it doesn't
matter who, it just,

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she saw you having
lunch with Amanda.

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So, what, am I not allowed
to have lunch with someone

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I work with now?

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She said it
looked suspicious.

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Uh, I'm sorry, how exactly do
you eat lunch suspiciously?

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Hmm? Educate me on this.

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Was I making a shifty
eye motion or did a man

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in a trenchcoat drop off
a brief case at my table?

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Look, I think Sara knows
the difference between

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a business lunch
and something more.

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Okay, you know, Erica.

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You got me, okay?

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You got me.

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I have been boning Amanda
and afterwards, I thought

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that we'd have lunch
in a public place

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so that everyone could
see me groping her tits.

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Oh and did your friend Sara
tell you that I left

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a used condom
in the booth?

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I meant to grab it,
just didn't have time.

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Just tell me.

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Are you cheating on me?

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I thought that
you trusted me.

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Just tell me!

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I can't believe you
need me to say it.

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So the answer's no?

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Baby...

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I would never cheat on
you and you know that.

260
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,113
Okay.

261
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,986
You know, I should
really be...

262
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,857
I should be mad
at you right now.

263
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,077
Your friend Samantha is
an instigating troublemaker.

264
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,905
She's just
looking out for me.

265
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,994
The same way your
friends look out for you.

266
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,082
No, she's
a nosy bitch.

267
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,779
She's my best
friend, Alex.

268
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,739
Oh, so I suppose after we hang
up, you're probably gonna

269
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,524
call her and tell her that
I just called her a bitch.

270
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,134
You guys being best
friends and all.

271
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,745
No, I'm not.

272
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:29,096
Look, uh, I gotta jump so
I want you to think about

273
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:32,186
what just
happened, okay?

274
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:36,756
And I want you to call me later
when you're on your way over.

275
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:46,504
♪

276
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,381
Okay, so he totally denied
everything, of course,

277
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:56,427
I mean, but I don't
know anymore.

278
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,473
I mean, maybe, maybe
he's telling the truth.

279
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,257
I mean, is it possible
the lunch was innocent,

280
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:03,434
I mean, Sara didn't really see
anything incriminating, did she?

281
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,915
Who is this?

282
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:11,007
Oh...I'm sorry, uh,
I must have miss dialed.

283
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,400
Well, hold up, wait a second.

284
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,795
You can't leave me
hanging like that.

285
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,405
Excuse me?

286
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,623
Was the lunch really innocent?

287
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:19,973
I mean, what did Sara see?

288
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,583
I need details.

289
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:25,892
Uh, it, it, it's...it's this,
uh, this stupid thing.

290
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,851
Where are you calling from?

291
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,897
L.A. You?

292
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,202
Fayetteville, North Carolina.

293
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,422
Seriously?

294
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,728
Yes, ma'am.

295
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:37,773
Wow.

296
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,731
That's a pretty big miss dial.

297
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,517
So you're not gonna tell me
all the sordid details?

298
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:46,303
Uh, well, maybe if
I knew you better.

299
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,392
What do you want to know?

300
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:52,135
Uh...okay, um...

301
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,138
Well, first, I'm gonna have to
get some basic information.

302
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,010
Coming back from my
second tour of duty,

303
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,577
I'm a Sergeant in the
Army, 1st Battalion 508,

304
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:02,058
the Parachute
Infantry Regiment.

305
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,843
I have no idea
what that means.

306
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:07,194
Uh, we fight
the bad guys.

307
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,413
Yeah okay,
I got that part.

308
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,633
So did you ever
kill anybody?

309
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:14,070
Yeah, actually.

310
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,681
Oh...I'm, uh, sorry,
I didn't, I didn't mean.

311
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,032
No, that's all right.

312
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:23,123
This past July, my company
was in the village of Jaukar

313
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,907
in the Badghis Province,

314
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:28,606
the 2nd Platoon was ambushed
by Taliban militants.

315
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,434
Holy shit.

316
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,175
Yeah, that's
what we said.

317
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,656
We fought our way out of the
village under heavy machine gun

318
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,615
and RPG fire for six hours
'til we were able to link up

319
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,140
with the rest
of the battalion.

320
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,837
What happened?

321
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,100
Well, we counterattacked from
the East while Alpha Team

322
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:48,757
attacked from the West,
we swept across the flank,

323
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,456
completely over run 'em.

324
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,937
Did anyone die?

325
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,504
Yes, ma'am.

326
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,636
Killed 33 militia
men that day.

327
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,553
Did, did you kill
anyone personally?

328
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,947
Yes ma'am.

329
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,296
What about Americans?

330
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,124
Did anyone
on our side die?

331
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,734
No ma'am.

332
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,562
Not that day.

333
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:15,044
Wow, that's amazing.

334
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,481
I don't actually know anyone
who's in the military.

335
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:18,830
Really?

336
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,485
I don't hardly know
anyone who isn't.

337
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,270
Well, now you do.

338
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,708
Yeah...
I guess I do.

339
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,405
[computer phone ringing]

340
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:31,452
Oh, um, look, I have
to get back to work.

341
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,062
Well, it was nice
talking to you.

342
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,325
You should miss
dial more often.

343
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,936
You stay safe, okay?

344
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,939
Yes, ma'am.
You too.

345
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:49,992
♪

346
00:15:53,082 --> 00:16:00,046
♪

347
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,143
[phone ringing]

348
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:17,628
Welcome to CPI Consumer
Affairs, this is Erica,

349
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:18,673
and which one of
our fabulous products

350
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,283
are you calling
about today?

351
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,938
Hello Erica, I'm calling
about your microwave popcorn.

352
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,679
Great, what seems
to be the problem?

353
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,768
Well, there's no problem at all
if my name was Albert Einstein

354
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,509
but it's not.

355
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:34,080
Did you remember to take the
bag out of the plastic wrapper?

356
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,343
Do you really think
I didn't do that?

357
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,387
Come on now.

358
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,736
That's not my problem.

359
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,695
I'm trying to calculate
how many calories

360
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,305
are in the bag
of popcorn.

361
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,525
Well, the nutritional
information is on the package.

362
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:45,961
Oh yeah!

363
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,441
Look at that,
it's right there!

364
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,182
You really don't think
I thought of that?

365
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,619
Well listen, since you have
so much mouth, answer me this,

366
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:56,015
serving size two tablespoons
unpopped, 110 calories;

367
00:16:56,145 --> 00:17:00,541
but wait, it also says
one cup popped, 20 calories.

368
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:04,153
Yeah, yeah, that's because that
most of the oil used for popping

369
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,460
isn't consumed, it just
remains in the bag.

370
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,897
Oh, so you have all
the answers today, huh?

371
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,073
You're just Miss Answer Lady,
aren't you?

372
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:15,469
Okay, well answer me this, it
says a serving size is two cups

373
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:20,822
of popped popcorn, 120 calories,
and one bag of popcorn makes

374
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:26,001
six and half cups popped, but
two tablespoons is 110 calories,

375
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:29,657
and how many servings
are in a bag?

376
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,180
You know what?

377
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,790
I'm gonna have to transfer
you to my supervisor

378
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,402
'cause I don't want to give
you the wrong information.

379
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:38,013
So, you know let's get an
expert on the line, hmm?

380
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,362
Thank you.

381
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,755
Please hold.

382
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,453
♪

383
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,239
[computer phone ringing]

384
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:53,376
♪

385
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:57,424
[computer phone ringing]

386
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:06,563
[computer phone ringing]

387
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:13,701
♪

388
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:23,754
♪

389
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,411
[ringing]

390
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,065
Hello?

391
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,285
Hi! Hi! My name is Erica,
and I'm just calling to --

392
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,504
Nope.

393
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,159
Hello?

394
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,552
Jerk.

395
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:55,873
[ringing]

396
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,527
Hello?

397
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,313
Hi, my name is Erica and,
uh, I'm not selling anything

398
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:03,577
and I'm not calling to
get anything from you.

399
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:04,926
So why are you calling?

400
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,015
I don't know really.

401
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,712
No, actually that's not true.

402
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,715
I'm, uh, okay maybe this is
gonna sound really weird,

403
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:14,283
but I'm just calling
to talk to someone.

404
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:18,200
You're not sitting in a bathtub
with slashed wrists, are you?

405
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:22,248
No, although I did
just take 40 Xanax.

406
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,945
I'm just kidding, it's a joke.

407
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:28,341
No, I'm, uh, I'm not
suicidal, I'm not lonely,

408
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:32,258
I'm just trying to,
uh, I don't know,

409
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,086
connect with
another human being.

410
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,479
Is that so wrong?

411
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,874
No, no that's not wrong.

412
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:44,444
I, when I was younger we used
to do it back in my day only,

413
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:48,056
only back then, we called it
"taking a chance."

414
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,362
Yes!

415
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,103
That is exactly what
I'm talking about.

416
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,715
So where are you from?

417
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:59,459
I was born and raised
in Brooklyn, New York.

418
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,112
Really?

419
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,853
Um, are you married?

420
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,638
Depends.

421
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,857
What do you look like?

422
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,512
[laughing]

423
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:16,563
Oh, alright yes, 57 years,
five kids, 17 grandchildren

424
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,830
and one great-grandkid
that keeps beating me

425
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,310
at computer bowling.

426
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,920
You play Wii bowling?

427
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,487
I love Wii bowling!

428
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:31,404
♪

429
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:34,450
Yeah but what are you
really passionate about?

430
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,800
I mean, there must be something
you just love, love, love,

431
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,280
you know what I mean?

432
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,282
I think I could be an artist.

433
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,893
I mean, more like an animator.

434
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:46,506
I really like to draw like
cartoons and scenes

435
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:47,985
and stuff, you know.

436
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,161
Yeah, yeah,
you should do that.

437
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,641
Do what you love!

438
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:55,602
But what if, I don't know,
I'm not good enough?

439
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,387
Yeah, but what if you are?

440
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:01,172
So, what is the most
embarrassing thing

441
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,696
that's ever happened to you?

442
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,525
God, this is, this is
like you're my therapist.

443
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:09,964
So, um, what are you wearing?

444
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,097
Eh...

445
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,751
[dial tone]

446
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,537
Well, how often do you see them?

447
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,278
Not very often.

448
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:23,064
My son lives in Omaha now and
my daughter lives in Tucson

449
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,066
with her husband.

450
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,197
Well, what about
the holidays?

451
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,199
Do you get
together then?

452
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,942
We used to, but Bobby lost
his job last spring and

453
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,423
Amy's working two jobs now
to make ends meet.

454
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,991
They can't afford to
take time off to see me.

455
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,254
Maybe you could
go and see them?

456
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:42,692
I mean, I'm sure a train ticket
to Omaha isn't that much money.

457
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,433
No, it's not the money.

458
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,566
Because I could help you out
if it's just the train ticket.

459
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:49,830
Oh, sweetie, that's so nice
of you, but the truth is,

460
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,049
they've got their
own lives now.

461
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,269
I don't want
to be a burden.

462
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,577
We talk on the phone,
that's plenty for me.

463
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,143
Really?

464
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,232
Hey, maybe you could
surprise them for Christmas.

465
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,712
No.

466
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:06,542
It's alright, besides
I've got Bill my Corgi.

467
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:10,764
Well, it sounds like
Bill is a very lucky dog.

468
00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,635
Sweetie.

469
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:19,773
♪

470
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:34,483
♪

471
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:44,537
♪

472
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:50,151
Like two people could even fit
in that dirty, disgusting space.

473
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:51,152
[phone beeping]

474
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,762
Hold on...

475
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:56,810
Oh shit, it's my boss, um,
I've gotta take this call.

476
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,726
It was awesome talking to you.

477
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:02,555
Yeah, well, you've
got my number,

478
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,818
let's talk again some time.

479
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:08,952
Okay, great, okay, bye.

480
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,519
This is Erica.

481
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:11,912
Yes, Mr. Koffsky?

482
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:13,566
Yeah, what the heck is
going on over there?

483
00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:15,568
Uh, what do you mean?

484
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,570
Uh, your queue is
like a mile long

485
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,876
and it's getting
longer by the minute.

486
00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:22,575
Uh, what? No.
No, no it's not.

487
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,228
My screen is
showing no calls.

488
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,969
I mean, it's been
quiet here.

489
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,015
I was actually gonna call you
to ask if the network was down.

490
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,277
Great.

491
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,365
You're serious, right?

492
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:31,627
You don't see
all these calls?

493
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:35,370
No.

494
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,285
Oh wait, look there it goes.

495
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,721
Now it's back online.

496
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,768
I think the system was
offline for some reason.

497
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,030
You know what,
I see the calls now.

498
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,641
Wow, wow, you were right.

499
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:50,559
Okay, I guess that wasn't your
fault, but I'm glad I called.

500
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,866
Look if, if you think the
network is down again,

501
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:55,390
then call me
right away, okay?

502
00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:56,870
Okay, you bet,
you bet.

503
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,176
I'm sorry
about that, sir.

504
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:02,832
You know, by the way, I think
the Consumer Affair Manual's

505
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,617
a little
dumb sometimes.

506
00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:06,880
I mean, yesterday I got a call
from a young girl who was asking

507
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,709
how to use a tampon and the
script told me to ask her

508
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:10,840
if she was pregnant.

509
00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:13,539
I mean, who wrote
this manual?

510
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:14,540
Okay then.

511
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:17,412
Okay, sir, bye.

512
00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:26,552
[computer phone ringing]

513
00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:33,646
♪

514
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:43,133
♪

515
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,308
One more.

516
00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:47,486
One more and then back to work.

517
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:58,192
Let's call...New York City.

518
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:03,850
[ringing]

519
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:04,938
Hello?

520
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,461
-Hi.
-Hi.

521
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:08,071
Hi. Hi,

522
00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:10,334
uh, you don't know me
and I'm not selling anything,

523
00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:13,120
I'm not crazy and this
isn't a prank call.

524
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:16,819
I'm just calling people
today to talk, you know,

525
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,170
I mean, I'm not lonely
or suicidal, I just,

526
00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:22,912
I'm just kind of having fun
connecting with people.

527
00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:26,612
You know, making a connection
with real people.

528
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:29,658
Um, yeah, so you know
maybe, I don't know,

529
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:34,271
meet someone new,
make a friend.

530
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:35,751
What's your name?

531
00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:39,450
Erica.

532
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:40,539
Kyle.

533
00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,236
Kyle.

534
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:43,237
Hi, Kyle.

535
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:45,413
Hi, Erica.

536
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,721
So, um, what do you
want to talk about?

537
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:51,201
Hmm? Like, uh...

538
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:55,292
Your most embarrassing
secrets, childhood memories,

539
00:25:55,423 --> 00:26:00,646
what's the most famous
movie you've never seen?

540
00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:02,735
How long you been
doing this?

541
00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:03,736
Doing what?

542
00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:05,346
Calling people.

543
00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:07,957
Uh, I don't know,
a couple of hours.

544
00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,263
Why?

545
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:10,743
You think I'm
totally crazy, right?

546
00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:14,050
No, no, actually, I think
it's kind of genius.

547
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,444
So tell me about you.

548
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,359
Uh, me?

549
00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:19,490
What do you
want to know?

550
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,449
I don't know,
what'd you do?

551
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:25,801
Um, I am a Consumer
Affairs Rep for CPI.

552
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,281
Okay.

553
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:28,978
It's kind of like,
it's like customer service,

554
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:32,068
actually all CPI's Consumer
Affairs Reps work freelance

555
00:26:32,199 --> 00:26:36,420
so I actually work out of
my home talking on the phone

556
00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:38,031
to people all day.

557
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:40,555
Oh, it's all starting
to make sense now.

558
00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:41,556
Yeah.

559
00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:42,992
So, how does that work?

560
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:44,994
The calls get routed to
your cell or something?

561
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,343
No actually.

562
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:47,954
It's this whole
complicated network.

563
00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:49,782
The calls come in through
my laptop and then I have

564
00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:51,566
a headset and
everything, so...

565
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:56,571
Oh...Like the
Time Lifeoperator.

566
00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:59,095
Uh, wait a minute.
How old are you?

567
00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:00,880
What?

568
00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,404
No, you know the commercials
with the, they aren't that old!

569
00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:06,233
Those are like from
the '80s or something.

570
00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:08,278
You knew what I meant.

571
00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:15,155
Alright so, um, why does someone
call CPI Consumer Affairs?

572
00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:17,070
Um, okay.

573
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,246
Have you ever noticed how on
like every package of every

574
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:22,728
product ever made there is
a number, like questions,

575
00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:25,687
comments, complaints,
call 1-800-blah blah --

576
00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:27,428
yeah, that's me.

577
00:27:27,558 --> 00:27:29,996
So they call me and then
I ask them questions about

578
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:32,955
what product they're calling
about and um, I have,

579
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:35,218
my computer takes me through
a script so I can deal with

580
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:36,524
whatever questions
they may have.

581
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,005
Oh. Like what?

582
00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:43,009
I don't know, like, uh,
nutritional information

583
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:46,621
or a complaint about something
that doesn't taste right

584
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,710
or sometimes like
how to use things.

585
00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,190
Oh, okay.

586
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,582
Actually, sometimes I just
get a lot of really

587
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:54,063
dumb people who call.

588
00:27:54,194 --> 00:27:57,763
Like, this one time this,
yeah, this woman called

589
00:27:57,893 --> 00:28:00,940
and literally wants to know
how to heat up a can of soup

590
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,724
and so I'm asking her
all the questions, right,

591
00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:06,032
and it takes about 20 minutes
before I realize she's actually

592
00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:09,252
put the can in the pot.

593
00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:10,558
The actual can?

594
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,255
The actual can.

595
00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:14,344
So then I have to talk
her into, you know, turning

596
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:17,434
the stove down, not touching
the can because it's too hot,

597
00:28:17,565 --> 00:28:20,524
so now, that is why everywhere
you see a can, it says,

598
00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:24,267
empty contents
into saucepan.

599
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:25,704
That's not
a real story.

600
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:26,922
I swear to God.

601
00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:28,445
No.

602
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:32,101
So wait, I'm talking to
the empty contents girl?

603
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,320
That's me.

604
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:34,408
Empty contents girl.

605
00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:36,105
Oh wow.

606
00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:37,541
I am honored.

607
00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:39,456
Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

608
00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:40,762
Yeah.

609
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:43,678
So what do you
do for fun?

610
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:46,202
Um, let's not talk
about me anymore.

611
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,856
Tell me something
about you.

612
00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:50,467
You don't like to talk
about yourself...

613
00:28:50,598 --> 00:28:51,773
That's rare.

614
00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:54,733
No, I don't mind
talking about myself.

615
00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:57,736
But deep down, you're
more of a listener.

616
00:28:57,866 --> 00:29:00,869
Um, yeah, I never really
thought about it that way.

617
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,045
I mean, yeah,
maybe you're right.

618
00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:06,048
Do you actually like, uh,
listening to other people talk

619
00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:11,184
or are you just too guarded
to talk about yourself?

620
00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:14,143
Okay, are you gonna send me
a therapy bill or something?

621
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:15,710
Just go ahead,
ask me anything.

622
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,451
Okay, well,
what do you like?

623
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:20,280
I mean, what
makes you tick?

624
00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:23,849
Uh, you mean is Consumer
Affairs my life's ambition?

625
00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:26,765
No. I mean,
I like other things.

626
00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:29,942
Like bungee jumping
and spelunking?

627
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,726
No.

628
00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:34,947
More like watching "Dancing With
The Stars" and eating ice cream.

629
00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:38,167
Ooh, wow, you are
a thrill seeker!

630
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:39,778
[laughing]

631
00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:41,518
I like exciting
stuff too.

632
00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:42,563
Like what?

633
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:43,825
I do, I don't know.

634
00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:45,348
What do you do
that's exciting?

635
00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:46,349
Come on.

636
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,481
Lots of things.

637
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,222
Like what?

638
00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:51,006
Like archery.

639
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:53,095
See now we're
getting somewhere.

640
00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:54,705
Archery.

641
00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,752
Yep, actually, I was almost
on the Olympic team.

642
00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:02,148
No! In Beijing?

643
00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:04,498
No, uh, Athens, 2004.

644
00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:06,108
Oh, how cool.

645
00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:08,197
Yeah, I missed making
the team by two points.

646
00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:09,938
Oh, that sucks.

647
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,940
Yeah, well...

648
00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:14,334
So did you, uh, did
you try again in 2008?

649
00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:17,424
No, I mean, it was really
something I was doing while

650
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:20,166
I was in college and afterwards
it was too much of a hassle

651
00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:22,037
to get to
the range so...

652
00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:25,475
So you just,
you gave up?

653
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:27,651
You make it sound like
I'm a quitter or something.

654
00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,044
Like archery was
my life's dream,

655
00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:31,307
I mean, it was
just a hobby.

656
00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:35,398
But you were good at it.

657
00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:38,924
Uh, yeah.

658
00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:41,665
And you liked it?

659
00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:48,368
Yeah...yeah.

660
00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,500
You have a boyfriend?

661
00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,676
Ah, see, I was wondering
how long it would take

662
00:30:52,807 --> 00:30:54,200
before you got to that.

663
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:55,897
Come on now, I'm just
trying to communicate

664
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,333
with another
human being.

665
00:30:57,464 --> 00:30:59,292
If we can't be honest
with total strangers,

666
00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:01,468
who can we be
honest with?

667
00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:04,123
Uh, it's complicated.

668
00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:05,472
Uh-oh.

669
00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:08,257
See, now I'm
very interested.

670
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:14,655
Uh, yes, I have a boyfriend but
I think he's cheating on me.

671
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:17,527
Go on.

672
00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:19,573
Can we talk about
something else?

673
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:20,835
What? You don't know me
well enough to talk about

674
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,097
your cheating boyfriend?

675
00:31:22,228 --> 00:31:24,317
My maybe cheating
boyfriend, and no,

676
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:26,797
no, I don't know you
at all actually.

677
00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:29,278
Okay, well, maybe we can
do something to change that.

678
00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:34,588
Let's see, ah, I gotta
go with "Star Wars."

679
00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:37,069
"Star Wars" what?

680
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:41,116
That is the most famous
movie I have never seen.

681
00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:42,161
Are you kidding me?

682
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,510
No.

683
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,685
Who are you?

684
00:31:44,815 --> 00:31:46,643
Everyone has
seen "Star Wars."

685
00:31:46,774 --> 00:31:48,384
I know, I know,
it's weird.

686
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:50,343
Maybe I'm just waiting for the
right person to see it with.

687
00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:53,563
Whoa, does that line
actually work for you?

688
00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:54,564
Do you like that?

689
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,262
It didn't work?

690
00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:59,308
[laughing]

691
00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:01,615
That was my best stuff.

692
00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:03,051
Oh, look I gotta go.

693
00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:05,836
I've got like, my queue
is beeping at me

694
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:08,230
and I have like
39 calls backed up.

695
00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:10,015
I'm probably gonna get fired
when my boss realizes

696
00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:12,931
the network isn't
really down.

697
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:15,150
Would you call me back?

698
00:32:15,281 --> 00:32:17,283
Uh, I don't know.

699
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:20,112
I have a whole list of
strangers I haven't called yet.

700
00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:25,421
I got your number on caller ID,
can I...can I call you back?

701
00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:28,772
Okay...Okay.

702
00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:29,773
Okay.

703
00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:31,036
Okay.

704
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,385
Alright, see ya.

705
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:33,952
Alright, bye.

706
00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:36,432
Bye.

707
00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:40,219
Ah...

708
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:41,960
Kyle.

709
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,701
[computer phone ringing]

710
00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:46,355
Okay.

711
00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:56,452
Welcome to CPI Consumer
Affairs, my name is Erica.

712
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:57,671
Which one of our
fabulous products

713
00:32:57,801 --> 00:32:59,194
are you calling
about today?

714
00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:00,587
Oh yeah, hi!

715
00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:02,676
I'm just calling about
this shredded cheese

716
00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:04,286
that I just bought.

717
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:07,463
It says it's limited
edition cheddar.

718
00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:09,030
Uh, that's right.

719
00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,553
Our New York Cheddar shredded
cheese is available

720
00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:11,685
for a limited time.

721
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,513
Yeah, but why?

722
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:17,430
I mean, I really like it and uh,
it's not like I can stock up,

723
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,781
it's cheese, it's not
gonna last forever.

724
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:23,218
You know, let me check to see
when the New York Cheddar

725
00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,046
is available until.

726
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,310
Ah, good news, sir!

727
00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:29,746
The New York Cheddar is
scheduled to be available

728
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,052
until next May.

729
00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:32,967
Yeah, but what
happens after that?

730
00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:38,146
Can I like petition CPI
to continue making

731
00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:40,409
the New York Cheddar?

732
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:43,108
Uh, well, I can take down your
information and pass the word

733
00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:46,415
onto the people who decide which
cheeses to make and if enough

734
00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,635
people call, I'm sure they'll
continue to make it.

735
00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,767
Yeah, yeah, okay!

736
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:53,118
It's worth a shot.

737
00:33:53,248 --> 00:33:56,121
Okay great, so let me
get your information

738
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:59,733
and we can also send you
a coupon for a free bag

739
00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:01,300
of New York Cheddar
shredded cheese

740
00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:03,389
for providing us with
this valuable feedback.

741
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:05,521
Oh, okay. Great!

742
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:12,485
[cell phone ringing]

743
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:14,052
Hey.

744
00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,053
What'd he say?

745
00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:16,054
Who?

746
00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:17,620
Hello! Alex.

747
00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,579
You were supposed to call me
after you talked to him.

748
00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:21,320
Oh, oh my God.

749
00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,104
I'm so sorry,
I forgot.

750
00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,628
Well actually, I tried to call
you but I miss dialed and I got

751
00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:28,762
a wrong number and long story
short, I have been talking

752
00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:31,069
to strangers on
the phone all day.

753
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,723
Isn't that what you
sort of do every day?

754
00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:35,203
No.

755
00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:36,900
I mean, yes, but these
are strangers I call.

756
00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:39,729
I mean, I've been meeting
people over the phone.

757
00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:41,340
What's wrong with you?

758
00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,993
It's actually
kind of fun.

759
00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,734
I'm having real
conversations with them.

760
00:34:44,865 --> 00:34:47,650
Okay, Erica, I'm gonna
need you to focus here.

761
00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:51,089
Did you or did you
not speak to Alex?

762
00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:55,267
Yeah, yeah I did.

763
00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:58,792
He said it was nothing and
that I'm being paranoid.

764
00:34:58,922 --> 00:35:01,099
I'm supposed to go over
to his place tonight.

765
00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:02,883
Are you kidding me?

766
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,972
He said the lunch
was business related.

767
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:08,106
Sara saw them, it was
not business related.

768
00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:09,716
But what did he
do specifically?

769
00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:11,544
I mean, did he kiss her?

770
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,198
Are you freaking
kidding me right now?

771
00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:14,808
Are you taking his side?

772
00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:17,854
Well, uh, you've obviously
been biased against Alex.

773
00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:19,204
I mean, you've
never liked him.

774
00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:20,944
Do you think I have
some sort of agenda?

775
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:23,686
I am your best
friend, okay?

776
00:35:23,817 --> 00:35:27,821
I am doing this so that you
could one day possibly be happy.

777
00:35:27,951 --> 00:35:29,475
I know, I'm sorry.

778
00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:31,390
You deserve
someone great.

779
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,568
You are a fabulous human being
and Alex never acknowledged that

780
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:38,832
and that, my friend, is why
I do not like him and that is

781
00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:41,574
also why you should dump
his sorry, flat ass.

782
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:42,966
I know, you're right.

783
00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:46,883
I just, I mean, what
if he is cheating? Hmm?

784
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:48,885
I mean, I dump him
and then what?

785
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,322
I start dating again?

786
00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:53,803
I just don't if I can
do that all over again.

787
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:58,591
I'd much rather be alone than be
with someone who didn't love me.

788
00:35:58,721 --> 00:35:59,853
Yeah.

789
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,029
[computer ringing]

790
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,033
Uh, listen I've gotta,
I've gotta take care of

791
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,296
some of these calls.

792
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:12,561
Uh, I'm seeing him tonight
and I'll see how it goes.

793
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:13,736
Better not
sleep with him.

794
00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:15,521
Okay, hun, I'll
talk to you later.

795
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:16,870
And you better call
me right afterwards.

796
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,306
Bye.

797
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:38,108
Welcome to CPI Consumer
Affairs, my name is Erica.

798
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,545
Which one of our
fabulous products

799
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:40,763
are you calling about today?

800
00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:42,548
Hi, so here's the story.

801
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:44,637
I'm walking my dog, Ricky, and
he's got like the loose poops,

802
00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:46,769
you know, not so loose that you
gotta like bring out the hose

803
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,510
or something but loose, right.

804
00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,251
Okay.

805
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,166
I'm trying to pick it up and
it's hard because it's loose

806
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:55,125
and it's like oh, oh, it's kind
of runny, like whatever.

807
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:58,216
So, oh and by the way,
I'm talking to my girlfriend Amy

808
00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:01,349
and she's just going on and on
and on and on about her sister

809
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,742
who's like a raging bitch.

810
00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:04,657
She's like ah,
she's a fat cow, blah.

811
00:37:04,787 --> 00:37:05,875
Okay, ma'am, which product
are you calling about?

812
00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:07,486
I'm getting there.

813
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:09,183
So I'm talking to Amy,
I'm trying to pick up, like,

814
00:37:09,314 --> 00:37:12,099
the loose poops, it's not
working, blah, blah, blah, blah,

815
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,538
uh, my phone falls
in the poo, right.

816
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:20,673
I'm like, disgusting,
this is insane, only me!

817
00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:21,761
Okay, anyway.

818
00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:23,806
So I go to pick up the phone.

819
00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:25,504
With your hand?

820
00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:27,593
No, not with my hand,
I'm like an animal to you?

821
00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:29,508
No, with the poo bag.

822
00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:32,424
Anyway, so I like take
the phone home, I'm like,

823
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:35,731
you know, gonna rinse it off,
you know, good as new, right?

824
00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:40,432
Well, the little light comes on
basically saying the warranty

825
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:44,305
is void because it's come in
contact with water, whatever.

826
00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:46,829
Okay, ma'am, CPI doesn't
manufacture cell phones.

827
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,789
You know what, I'm getting
to the point of my story

828
00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:51,834
and I'm gonna need
you to be quiet.

829
00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:53,749
Sorry ma'am.

830
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,795
Thanks, you're a peach.

831
00:37:55,925 --> 00:38:01,322
Anyway, so I have my phone, I'm
going into the cell phone store

832
00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:04,107
and I'm like, he's gonna give
me a new phone if he sees me,

833
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,022
if he just sees me.

834
00:38:06,153 --> 00:38:08,460
So he's like, um, sorry
ma'am, I cannot help you,

835
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:10,766
the red light is on,
it's had contact with water,

836
00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:13,552
blah, blah, blah, blah,
and I'm like I know

837
00:38:13,682 --> 00:38:15,684
but you should
give me a new phone.

838
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,904
And he's like, I'm sorry
ma'am, I can't help you.

839
00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,906
I'm livid!

840
00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:21,299
Ma'am, I really have
to ask which product

841
00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:22,430
you're calling about.

842
00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:23,866
We have other callers waiting.

843
00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:25,520
I could have sworn
I called Consumer Affairs.

844
00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,261
Yes but --

845
00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:28,480
I'm a consumer and I have an
affair that you need to handle.

846
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:30,308
Can you do your job?

847
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:31,918
Okay. I'm sorry.

848
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,006
So I'm pissed, right?

849
00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:35,269
I am beyond pissed.

850
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,664
So I get in my car and
I run a red light, right.

851
00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:42,972
So the cop is like ma'am, did
you see, uh, the red light,

852
00:38:43,103 --> 00:38:46,106
you know and I was like, uh,
if I knew it was a red light,

853
00:38:46,236 --> 00:38:48,151
I probably wouldn't have ran it
so I'm stupid now, I'm stupid.

854
00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:49,849
Boom, I push him, whatever.

855
00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:52,895
This leads to an illegal
search, in my opinion,

856
00:38:53,026 --> 00:38:57,683
and he comes up with some
prescription pills and I do

857
00:38:57,813 --> 00:39:02,035
have a prescription, ma'am,
for my anxiety but these,

858
00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:03,253
these weren't those pills.

859
00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:06,039
So I go to jail, right.

860
00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:07,736
I go to jail.

861
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:08,998
He cuffs me, he stuffs me,
we go to jail and he's like

862
00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:11,131
you're gonna need
a lawyer, a lawyer!

863
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,524
So anyway, so this
is where you come in.

864
00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:14,439
I'm gonna need some
help with a lawyer.

865
00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:17,311
Ma'am what does any of this have
to do with CPI or its products?

866
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:21,228
Have you been listening
to a word I have said?

867
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:25,537
It was your beef jerky that
gave Ricky the loose poo!

868
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:30,455
♪

869
00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:35,198
No, no, none of our products
contain chlorofluorocarbons.

870
00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:37,853
CFCs were banned
in the U.S. in 1978.

871
00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:43,511
♪

872
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:48,255
No, I did not realize you could
use car wax for that purpose.

873
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:51,476
I'll be sure to pass
along your suggestion.

874
00:39:51,606 --> 00:39:52,868
Okay.

875
00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:55,349
♪

876
00:39:55,480 --> 00:40:00,920
No, no, you cannot get swine flu
from our pepperoni products.

877
00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:03,139
Yes, I'm sure.

878
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:04,793
Yes.

879
00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:10,016
CPI changes the design on
its boxes from time to time.

880
00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:11,626
You like the picture
of the white lady

881
00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:14,281
eating the cereal better?

882
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,023
I'll be sure to pass
on that comment.

883
00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:18,503
Okay then.

884
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,766
Alright, we'll get that
coupon right out to you.

885
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:22,855
Okay, have a great day.

886
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,221
[cell phone ringing]

887
00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:42,222
Hey.

888
00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:43,963
Hey.

889
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:45,051
I was wondering how long you
could go without talking to me.

890
00:40:45,181 --> 00:40:46,618
Yeah, yeah I know.

891
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,271
I just, uh, I was actually
heading to the gym

892
00:40:48,402 --> 00:40:50,360
before you
called and, um --

893
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:51,623
Oh, I'm sorry.

894
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:52,711
I've totally been
wasting your time.

895
00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:54,321
No, no that's just it.

896
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,279
I actually went to the gym
like I planned but I just,

897
00:40:56,410 --> 00:41:00,370
um, I couldn't stop
thinking about you.

898
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:01,371
Really?

899
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,069
Yeah. How weird is that?

900
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:04,766
I mean, I don't even really
know you but I'm, you know,

901
00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:07,290
I'm sitting there and I just
realize, I'm just picking up

902
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,336
things and putting them
down over and over again,

903
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,992
screw this, I'd rather be
home talking to Erica.

904
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:14,907
Yeah, I have that
effect on people.

905
00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:16,430
Yeah, I guess you do.

906
00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:21,000
Hey, uh, hang on a sec.

907
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:23,132
-You there?
-Yeah.

908
00:41:23,263 --> 00:41:26,875
So, it's your dime, what
do you want to talk about now?

909
00:41:27,006 --> 00:41:28,050
It's your dime?

910
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:29,051
How old are you?

911
00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:32,228
Okay, touche.

912
00:41:32,359 --> 00:41:34,535
No seriously, you know
all about my wonderful life

913
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:39,409
in consumer affairs so, uh,
what do you do for a living?

914
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,499
Please let it be something
worse than my job.

915
00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:43,326
Ah, I'm sorry
to disappoint.

916
00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:45,546
I'm an EMT.

917
00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:47,243
Of course you are.

918
00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:48,418
What's that
supposed to mean?

919
00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:49,768
An EMT?

920
00:41:49,898 --> 00:41:51,944
Well, it basically
means that you're hot,

921
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:54,903
you're in great shape and you
actually care about people.

922
00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:57,166
Plus, you make more
money than a fireman so...

923
00:41:57,297 --> 00:42:00,605
Ah, well see actually I'm part
of the unpaid internship program

924
00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:04,478
for indifferent,
ugly people.

925
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:05,958
I stand corrected.

926
00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:07,350
Yeah, it's new.

927
00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:09,570
I'm not surprised you
haven't heard of it.

928
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,529
Okay, can I tell you
something really disgusting?

929
00:42:11,659 --> 00:42:13,008
Okay.

930
00:42:13,139 --> 00:42:17,186
I just ate an entire
batch of cookie dough mix.

931
00:42:17,317 --> 00:42:18,187
Oh great.

932
00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:19,580
Are you Bulimic?

933
00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:21,147
No, I wish, I wish.

934
00:42:21,277 --> 00:42:22,931
Actually I'm just fat.

935
00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:25,891
That's funny, you don't
look fat in your picture.

936
00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:28,676
What? Wait.
What picture?

937
00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:32,767
The one on Facebook of you
and Samantha in the S&M gear.

938
00:42:32,898 --> 00:42:34,682
It was Halloween!

939
00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:36,292
Yeah, sure it was.

940
00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:38,686
God.

941
00:42:38,817 --> 00:42:39,731
Hey, you know what?

942
00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:42,037
At least you
were the master.

943
00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:43,822
Yeah, you know Sam
and I, you know,

944
00:42:43,952 --> 00:42:46,825
we have a couple of drinks and
then we start to experiment...

945
00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:48,478
Seriously?

946
00:42:48,609 --> 00:42:49,871
No, you perv.

947
00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:52,831
I don't know.

948
00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:54,397
So what else did you
find out while you were

949
00:42:54,528 --> 00:42:55,834
cyber stalking me?

950
00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:58,532
Ah, I was just trying to
put a face to the voice.

951
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:00,578
Uh-huh.

952
00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:01,840
Admit it.

953
00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,319
You just wanted to
see if I was hot.

954
00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:05,539
No.

955
00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:08,847
Yeah, maybe.

956
00:43:08,977 --> 00:43:10,283
And?

957
00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:15,680
Yeah, you uh...yes,
mm-hmm, affirmative.

958
00:43:15,810 --> 00:43:17,029
Okay, that's just not fair
because I have no idea

959
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:18,247
what you look like so.

960
00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,640
Sure you do.

961
00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:21,773
You know I'm extremely
hot, all EMTs are.

962
00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:23,862
Come on!

963
00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,559
I sent you
a friend request.

964
00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:27,387
You did?

965
00:43:27,517 --> 00:43:29,432
Hang on.

966
00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:34,916
Kyle McAvoy.

967
00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:38,790
Confirm.

968
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,183
Wait. Seriously?

969
00:43:41,314 --> 00:43:45,013
You have your dog's picture
as your profile pic?

970
00:43:45,144 --> 00:43:46,014
What's wrong with that?

971
00:43:46,145 --> 00:43:47,537
A lot of people do that.

972
00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,104
Yeah, if they're like
horribly disfigured

973
00:43:49,235 --> 00:43:51,411
or part of the witness
protection program.

974
00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:53,500
Yeah, or just
love your dog.

975
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,458
Oh well, that's what
Dogbook is for.

976
00:43:55,589 --> 00:43:57,286
Dogbook?
What's Dogbook?

977
00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:58,287
Oh wait, wait, wait.

978
00:43:58,418 --> 00:44:00,942
Here is a real picture.

979
00:44:01,073 --> 00:44:02,770
Oh...

980
00:44:02,901 --> 00:44:03,771
Oh great.

981
00:44:03,902 --> 00:44:04,859
Thank you.

982
00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:05,817
That's just what
I want to hear.

983
00:44:05,947 --> 00:44:07,819
What is the problem now?

984
00:44:07,949 --> 00:44:10,038
Do you sleep with a
lot of women, Kyle?

985
00:44:10,169 --> 00:44:11,736
Excuse me?

986
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:15,174
You are, uh, you're too good
looking to be monogamous.

987
00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:17,829
I can't believe
you just said that.

988
00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:19,439
[computer phone ringing]

989
00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:20,745
Uh, oh damn.

990
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:23,486
I've gotta answer
some of these calls.

991
00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,532
Just blow them off.

992
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:26,838
Okay, maybe for
a little while.

993
00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:28,187
Well hang on, hang on.

994
00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:29,101
Let me just check in
with my boss, okay?

995
00:44:29,231 --> 00:44:30,102
Okay, I'll hold.

996
00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:35,107
Okay, hold on.

997
00:44:35,237 --> 00:44:36,891
Hi, Mr. Koffsky.

998
00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:39,981
Hi, yeah it's, it's doing it
again, um, the network's down.

999
00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:41,330
I can't see any calls.

1000
00:44:41,461 --> 00:44:42,636
Damn it, alright.

1001
00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:44,812
Let me see what
I can do on my end.

1002
00:44:44,943 --> 00:44:47,336
Listen, if I can't get this
figured out I'm gonna have

1003
00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,948
to send an IT guy over to
check out your computer.

1004
00:44:50,078 --> 00:44:51,950
Yeah, yeah, I mean,
because you know,

1005
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,126
it keeps going in
and out and in and out

1006
00:44:54,256 --> 00:44:56,258
and oh look, look,
I can see them now,

1007
00:44:56,389 --> 00:44:57,564
I can see the calls.

1008
00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,609
Oh, yeah, yeah,
they're there.

1009
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,046
Okay, alright, good.

1010
00:45:01,176 --> 00:45:03,744
Well, take the calls and
I'll see what I can do

1011
00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:05,398
about them checking
the server.

1012
00:45:05,528 --> 00:45:06,529
Oh, oh, okay.

1013
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:07,835
Thanks.

1014
00:45:12,231 --> 00:45:14,929
Okay, where were we?

1015
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:17,236
You were just telling
me how hot I am.

1016
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:19,629
Right, and modest.

1017
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,674
So modest.

1018
00:45:20,805 --> 00:45:22,110
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1019
00:45:22,241 --> 00:45:26,985
Um, okay so what
do you want?

1020
00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:28,029
Right now?

1021
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,988
I could use
some ice cream.

1022
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:32,468
I thought you just ate
all that cookie dough.

1023
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:34,296
Yeah and?

1024
00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,516
No, I mean,
uh, in life.

1025
00:45:36,646 --> 00:45:37,865
Oh...

1026
00:45:37,996 --> 00:45:39,301
Oh, we're going there.

1027
00:45:39,432 --> 00:45:40,955
Yes, yes, we've entered
the deep thoughts part

1028
00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:43,436
of the conversation.

1029
00:45:43,566 --> 00:45:47,048
Ah, um, I don't know,
what do you want?

1030
00:45:47,179 --> 00:45:48,528
That we're not
talking about me.

1031
00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:50,269
You keep deflecting.

1032
00:45:50,399 --> 00:45:52,271
Eh, I don't know.

1033
00:45:52,401 --> 00:45:54,186
I mean, what
does anyone want?

1034
00:45:54,316 --> 00:45:57,232
Love, happiness.

1035
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,060
I thought you
had a boyfriend.

1036
00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:02,411
Yeah, I do,
forgot, sorry.

1037
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:08,156
Um, God, I don't,
I mean, you know,

1038
00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:10,332
I know I want
a family someday.

1039
00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:11,594
Ah, see, now we're
getting somewhere.

1040
00:46:11,725 --> 00:46:13,683
Okay, um,
how many kids?

1041
00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:15,163
Maybe three.

1042
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:16,904
Three, that's
a good number.

1043
00:46:17,035 --> 00:46:18,514
You know, they say that
you want as many kids

1044
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:20,038
as you grew up with.

1045
00:46:20,168 --> 00:46:21,953
Hmm, that's funny because
I have an older sister

1046
00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:23,084
and a younger brother.

1047
00:46:23,215 --> 00:46:24,433
Oh, well see.

1048
00:46:24,564 --> 00:46:26,261
Yeah, okay.

1049
00:46:26,392 --> 00:46:28,611
And, let's see, what else.

1050
00:46:28,742 --> 00:46:31,005
I majored in
poli-sci in college.

1051
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,006
Ah, where'd you go?

1052
00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:33,660
Cal State Fullerton.

1053
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:34,661
SUNY Binghamton.

1054
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,445
Ah.

1055
00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:38,621
Yeah, so you know I never really
wanted to work in Washington,

1056
00:46:38,752 --> 00:46:41,233
I mean, I wasn't that
interested in politics.

1057
00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:43,583
What are you
interested in?

1058
00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:45,933
Uh, nothing.

1059
00:46:46,064 --> 00:46:49,807
See, I'm not buying that, I know
from your Facebook page that

1060
00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:53,201
you're part of the unnecessary
quotation mark hunters group.

1061
00:46:53,332 --> 00:46:55,595
Yes!
I hate that shit.

1062
00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:57,031
Like when you go up to the
register and there's a sign

1063
00:46:57,162 --> 00:47:00,339
that says no checks please
in quotation marks.

1064
00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:03,908
Like, uh, "No checks please,"
said John the owner.

1065
00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:05,126
Yeah.

1066
00:47:05,257 --> 00:47:06,301
Or it's facetious.

1067
00:47:06,432 --> 00:47:07,868
Right.

1068
00:47:07,999 --> 00:47:08,956
So actually maybe, you know,
they do take checks.

1069
00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:10,131
Right, right.

1070
00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:12,090
[laughter]

1071
00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:15,093
Okay, so, um, you don't love
your job but you can't quit

1072
00:47:15,223 --> 00:47:17,182
because you don't know
what else you want to do.

1073
00:47:17,312 --> 00:47:18,400
Exactly.

1074
00:47:18,531 --> 00:47:20,054
Exactly.

1075
00:47:20,185 --> 00:47:21,316
Alright, well, I think you
should just a write a book

1076
00:47:21,447 --> 00:47:23,841
about life as
a Consumer Affairs Rep.

1077
00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:25,451
Oh yeah, I should do that.

1078
00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:26,539
I should totally do that.

1079
00:47:26,669 --> 00:47:28,367
I'm serious.

1080
00:47:28,497 --> 00:47:30,456
Tales from the trenches, most
ridiculous stories, you know,

1081
00:47:30,586 --> 00:47:33,154
dumbest people, just all the
crazy shit you deal with

1082
00:47:33,285 --> 00:47:34,286
every day.

1083
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:35,591
You don't know
the half of it.

1084
00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:38,246
Yeah, well let me --
Let me listen in.

1085
00:47:38,377 --> 00:47:40,161
Yeah right.

1086
00:47:40,292 --> 00:47:41,510
No, I'm serious.

1087
00:47:41,641 --> 00:47:42,468
There's gotta be a way
you can connect me

1088
00:47:42,598 --> 00:47:44,252
into your calls, right?

1089
00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:45,601
Yeah, I mean, it's
easy to do, it's just,

1090
00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:46,733
I mean, what would
be the point?

1091
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,735
I'm curious.

1092
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:51,259
Besides I can hear your phone
beeping in the background.

1093
00:47:51,390 --> 00:47:53,131
I know you gotta take
some of those calls.

1094
00:47:53,261 --> 00:47:57,048
Uh...

1095
00:47:57,178 --> 00:48:00,747
Okay, let's do it.

1096
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:04,055
Okay but, okay I'm gonna
hang up and call you back

1097
00:48:04,185 --> 00:48:06,144
but you have to be quiet okay,
because I can't mute it.

1098
00:48:06,274 --> 00:48:07,493
You got it.

1099
00:48:07,623 --> 00:48:09,321
Alright.

1100
00:48:20,636 --> 00:48:21,811
Hey. Are you there?

1101
00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:22,900
Yep.

1102
00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:25,032
Okay, don't say
anything, okay?

1103
00:48:25,163 --> 00:48:26,033
You got it.

1104
00:48:26,164 --> 00:48:27,252
Okay.

1105
00:48:31,778 --> 00:48:34,650
Hi, you've reached CPI Consumer
Affairs, this is Erica.

1106
00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:35,956
And which one of our
fabulous products

1107
00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:37,349
are you calling
about today?

1108
00:48:37,479 --> 00:48:38,698
Uh, yeah, hello.

1109
00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:40,047
I'm calling about
your refried beans.

1110
00:48:40,178 --> 00:48:42,702
Okay, and how
can I help you?

1111
00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:45,009
Well, I was just wondering
if you all sold beans

1112
00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:46,967
that were just
once fried?

1113
00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:49,143
Um, excuse me?

1114
00:48:49,274 --> 00:48:51,841
Well, well you see, I just
started this new diet and I

1115
00:48:51,972 --> 00:48:54,453
thought I would cut back on the
refried beans and just you know

1116
00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:57,282
get beans that were once fried,
but then I couldn't find them

1117
00:48:57,412 --> 00:48:59,588
anywhere and then the man down
at the Kroger said that

1118
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,851
he ain't never heard of such
a thing as a once fried bean.

1119
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,941
Oh, you know what I have some
good news for you today, ma'am.

1120
00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:06,030
Our refried beans
are only fried once.

1121
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,901
Then why you call them refried?

1122
00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:10,817
Well, that actually is
a very common question.

1123
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,864
Actually, refried beans are not
fried and then fried again.

1124
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:17,780
It comes from a mistranslation
of the Spanish

1125
00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:20,174
"frijoles refritos."

1126
00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:22,437
See in Spanish you put a "re"
in front of the word to make

1127
00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:26,702
an emphasis, so literally
frijoles refritos translates

1128
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:29,967
to "well fried beans,"
but English speakers assume

1129
00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:32,534
the "re" means "again"
like in English,

1130
00:49:32,665 --> 00:49:35,320
so they mistranslate
it to refried beans.

1131
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:39,019
But rest assured CPI's refried
beans are only fried once and

1132
00:49:39,150 --> 00:49:42,066
in fact, our nonfat refried
beans aren't fried at all.

1133
00:49:42,196 --> 00:49:47,027
Okay, uh, so do you sell just
once fried beans or not?

1134
00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:50,509
Yes ma'am, we make
once fried beans,

1135
00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:51,901
we just call them
refried beans.

1136
00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:54,252
Okay.

1137
00:49:54,382 --> 00:49:56,167
You see, that don't
make no damn sense.

1138
00:49:56,297 --> 00:49:58,604
Well, I just explained, ma'am,
it comes from the mistranslation

1139
00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,649
of the Spanish
for ref --

1140
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:03,000
Okay, whatever!

1141
00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:05,089
Bitch!

1142
00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:08,875
[laughing]
Okay.

1143
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,920
Uh, you are such a liar.

1144
00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:13,184
You have the greatest
job on Earth.

1145
00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:15,099
What are you
talking about?

1146
00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:17,971
You get paid to surf the
Internet for fascinating trivia.

1147
00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:19,929
-No, I don't.
-Yes, you do.

1148
00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,975
You're like
a human Googler.

1149
00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:24,064
If I have a question, I'm not
just gonna look up the answer on

1150
00:50:24,195 --> 00:50:27,720
my own, I'm gonna call you and
you're gonna look it up for me.

1151
00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:30,114
I'm reading off
of our product page.

1152
00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:32,159
Still, I didn't know that
about refried beans.

1153
00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:33,769
Oh, yeah.

1154
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,902
Well, you know, I'm sure there
are several CPI products

1155
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,599
that would be of
interest to you.

1156
00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:40,254
Let's do another one.

1157
00:50:40,385 --> 00:50:43,823
Uh, okay, hang on.

1158
00:50:43,953 --> 00:50:46,695
Going again.

1159
00:50:46,826 --> 00:50:49,394
Hi, welcome to CPI Consumer
Affairs, this is Erica.

1160
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:50,699
Which one of our
fabulous products

1161
00:50:50,830 --> 00:50:52,092
are you calling
about today?

1162
00:50:52,223 --> 00:50:54,573
Well, I'm not sure
the name of it.

1163
00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:56,662
Okay, uh, was it
a food product?

1164
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:57,924
Yes.

1165
00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,839
They had this cereal
on the cruise

1166
00:50:59,969 --> 00:51:01,928
that Marvin
really enjoyed.

1167
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:05,236
Okay, so you need the name of
the cereal so you can buy it

1168
00:51:05,366 --> 00:51:06,541
for your husband, Marvin?

1169
00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:08,456
Marvin's not my husband.

1170
00:51:08,587 --> 00:51:13,635
My husband Leonard died 22 years
ago this May, God rest his soul.

1171
00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:15,202
Okay, who's Marvin?

1172
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:17,509
None of your business, nosy.

1173
00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:19,815
My apologies, ma'am.

1174
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:24,211
Okay, well CPI makes dozens
of delicious cereals.

1175
00:51:24,342 --> 00:51:25,517
What did it taste like?

1176
00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:26,561
I don't know.

1177
00:51:26,692 --> 00:51:27,736
I didn't have any.

1178
00:51:27,867 --> 00:51:29,695
Marvin couldn't
get enough of it.

1179
00:51:29,825 --> 00:51:31,523
I don't care for cereal.

1180
00:51:31,653 --> 00:51:34,569
Uh, well, well you're not giving
me a lot to go on here, ma'am.

1181
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,528
Well, I think it
had raisins in it.

1182
00:51:36,658 --> 00:51:37,833
Uh, okay.

1183
00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:39,270
Uh, was it
Raisin Bran perhaps?

1184
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,099
I think I'd recognize
Raisin Bran, young lady.

1185
00:51:42,229 --> 00:51:43,796
Do you think
I'm an idiot?

1186
00:51:43,926 --> 00:51:47,016
Uh, no ma'am, I'm just
trying to nail down

1187
00:51:47,147 --> 00:51:48,975
this mysterious
cereal here.

1188
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,499
Oh and now you're
getting smart with me.

1189
00:51:51,630 --> 00:51:53,240
Uh, okay.

1190
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:54,372
You know what, our website has
pictures and descriptions

1191
00:51:54,502 --> 00:51:55,590
of all of our cereals.

1192
00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:57,375
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1193
00:51:57,505 --> 00:52:00,813
If I wanted to use all that
World Wide Web stuff,

1194
00:52:00,943 --> 00:52:02,858
I wouldn't have to
call you now, would I?

1195
00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:05,731
Can you tell me the name
of the cereal or not?

1196
00:52:05,861 --> 00:52:08,081
Uh, ma'am, are you certain
it's a CPI product?

1197
00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:11,128
You know, Kellogg's and Post
also make cereals with raisins.

1198
00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:14,957
That's right, pass the buck,
pass the buck to someone else.

1199
00:52:15,088 --> 00:52:17,003
That's what's wrong
with this country today,

1200
00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:19,397
everyone's trying
to pass the buck.

1201
00:52:19,527 --> 00:52:23,531
Hello, the box
had C-P-I on it.

1202
00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:27,970
I think it had
raisins and nuts.

1203
00:52:28,101 --> 00:52:30,059
Hello ma'am, this is
Sven Jorgenson from

1204
00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:33,150
CPI Consumer Affairs,
I'm Erica's supervisor

1205
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,021
and I've been monitoring
this call.

1206
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,284
Uh, I got this Sven.

1207
00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:40,157
Ma'am, was the cereal
a Harvest Grain Medley?

1208
00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:44,161
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
that's the name of it!

1209
00:52:44,291 --> 00:52:46,032
Yes.
I thought it might be.

1210
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:47,599
How did you know, Sven?

1211
00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:49,470
Ma'am, I'm so sorry
Erica wasn't able

1212
00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:51,255
to answer your
question today.

1213
00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:52,995
And she's fresh too.

1214
00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:56,042
She's arrogant and she doesn't
know her product line.

1215
00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,262
Yes, Erica does have
a very smart mouth.

1216
00:52:58,392 --> 00:52:59,306
Hold on a second.

1217
00:52:59,437 --> 00:53:01,090
For that I apologize
as well.

1218
00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:05,617
As a token of our appreciation
and as a courtesy for our poor

1219
00:53:05,747 --> 00:53:08,837
customer service, we are going
to be sending you a brand new,

1220
00:53:08,968 --> 00:53:11,275
free CPI microwave oven.

1221
00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:13,190
Oh, really?

1222
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,365
No, no.
No, we're not.

1223
00:53:14,495 --> 00:53:16,236
Yes we are, just
stay on the line

1224
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:18,630
and we will get
your information.

1225
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,588
Now if you hear a dial tone,
that doesn't mean you were

1226
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,287
disconnected, it just means
that we are processing

1227
00:53:23,417 --> 00:53:26,594
your brand new
CPI microwave oven.

1228
00:53:26,725 --> 00:53:29,380
Oh, well, that's
more like it.

1229
00:53:29,510 --> 00:53:30,816
Thank you,
Mr. Jorgenson.

1230
00:53:30,946 --> 00:53:32,296
No, thank you
so much.

1231
00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:33,775
Now please hold.

1232
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,170
Uh, that was mean.

1233
00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:38,998
Yeah, she deserved
it though.

1234
00:53:39,128 --> 00:53:40,869
Yeah maybe, but now she's
just gonna call back

1235
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,219
and demand her oven.

1236
00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:44,221
Sorry.
I just got carried away.

1237
00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:46,135
Yeah, but you can't give
away microwave ovens.

1238
00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:47,920
-What, you can't?
-No, you can't.

1239
00:53:48,050 --> 00:53:49,443
Oh.

1240
00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:50,705
You know, they do monitor
some of these calls.

1241
00:53:50,836 --> 00:53:52,272
Oh my gosh and
she has my name.

1242
00:53:52,403 --> 00:53:54,056
I'm gonna get fired.

1243
00:53:54,187 --> 00:53:55,536
I thought you
hated your job?

1244
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:58,713
Uh, yeah, but I hate being
homeless even more.

1245
00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:00,585
It was fun though?

1246
00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:03,544
Yeah, fine, fun, but I'm
sure it'd be fun to go on

1247
00:54:03,675 --> 00:54:05,894
a ride-along with you and go
through your passenger's wallets

1248
00:54:06,025 --> 00:54:07,200
while you're
reviving them.

1249
00:54:07,331 --> 00:54:08,506
Who told you we do that?

1250
00:54:08,636 --> 00:54:10,682
A-ha!

1251
00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:13,902
Look, I can't quit my job
because I have absolutely

1252
00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:16,078
no marketable skills
whatsoever.

1253
00:54:16,209 --> 00:54:18,080
Unless somebody's
looking for archers.

1254
00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:19,865
Yes, yes.

1255
00:54:19,995 --> 00:54:22,868
Someone with a moat and
unruly barbarian neighbors.

1256
00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:24,391
Yeah, have you considered
talking to head hunters

1257
00:54:24,522 --> 00:54:26,437
about a career
in long bow work?

1258
00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,003
Yes, actually.

1259
00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:29,875
Hey, have you ever answered
a call like pretending

1260
00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:31,093
to be a machine
or something?

1261
00:54:31,224 --> 00:54:32,312
Oh yeah,
all the time.

1262
00:54:32,443 --> 00:54:34,314
Yeah like, you'd go,
beep, you know,

1263
00:54:34,445 --> 00:54:37,709
press one for more options
or something like that.

1264
00:54:37,839 --> 00:54:39,101
Let's give it a shot.

1265
00:54:39,232 --> 00:54:40,842
-Yes!
-Hang on.

1266
00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:43,845
♪

1267
00:54:43,976 --> 00:54:44,890
Okay, are you ready?

1268
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:46,239
Yeah.

1269
00:54:46,370 --> 00:54:50,156
♪

1270
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:55,204
For questions or comments about
our canned goods, press one.

1271
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:58,338
For electronic items,
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1272
00:54:58,469 --> 00:55:03,561
For dry goods like cereals
or pancake mix, press three.

1273
00:55:03,691 --> 00:55:08,740
Dry goods, if you are calling
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1274
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:12,483
in your stone-ground
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1275
00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:14,702
If you have a question
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1276
00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:19,228
our fantastic granola bar
products, press two.

1277
00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:24,103
For all other questions
or concerns, press three.

1278
00:55:24,233 --> 00:55:27,149
You've reached the
CPI bacon hotline.

1279
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,413
If you're calling with
a question or concern

1280
00:55:29,543 --> 00:55:31,502
about frying, press one.

1281
00:55:31,632 --> 00:55:34,505
If you're calling about how to
make your bacon even smokier,

1282
00:55:34,635 --> 00:55:39,118
go on and press two.

1283
00:55:39,248 --> 00:55:41,338
You pressed
the wrong number.

1284
00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:43,644
For questions or comments
about giving bacon

1285
00:55:43,775 --> 00:55:48,083
as a gift,
press three.

1286
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,868
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1287
00:55:49,998 --> 00:55:51,957
You've reached CPI
Consumer Affairs.

1288
00:55:52,087 --> 00:55:53,654
For English, press one.

1289
00:55:53,785 --> 00:55:55,743
I already did that!

1290
00:55:55,874 --> 00:55:57,266
Cheerio.

1291
00:55:57,397 --> 00:55:59,312
For queries about our scones
and tea cake mix,

1292
00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:01,749
kindly depress the
zed key presently.

1293
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,143
Oh, what the shit
is the zed key?

1294
00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:05,797
I give up.

1295
00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:07,102
That was classic.

1296
00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:09,453
[laughing]

1297
00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:10,671
Oh my God.

1298
00:56:10,802 --> 00:56:12,151
I'm getting fired!

1299
00:56:12,281 --> 00:56:14,153
[laughing]

1300
00:56:19,898 --> 00:56:23,205
You see, you got
a career in comedy.

1301
00:56:23,336 --> 00:56:26,121
I'm serious, you should
write about this stuff.

1302
00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:28,820
Oh my gosh!
I like you so much.

1303
00:56:28,950 --> 00:56:32,258
I...wow, I'm sorry,
that was weird.

1304
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:33,694
Nah, that's okay.

1305
00:56:33,825 --> 00:56:35,087
I like you too.

1306
00:56:35,217 --> 00:56:38,090
I'm totally embarrassed.

1307
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:40,266
It's okay, Erica.

1308
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,790
You said what you were
feeling, that's okay.

1309
00:56:42,921 --> 00:56:44,183
That's enjoyable.

1310
00:56:44,313 --> 00:56:45,880
Who cares?

1311
00:56:46,011 --> 00:56:48,883
Uh, let's talk about
something else, okay?

1312
00:56:49,014 --> 00:56:54,628
Okay, uh, you ready to
talk about your boyfriend?

1313
00:56:54,759 --> 00:56:55,629
Yeah.

1314
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,109
Yeah, sure.

1315
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:00,068
Let's, um, let's talk
about my boyfriend.

1316
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:02,027
I guess I know you
well enough now.

1317
00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:04,116
I could give you my
social security number.

1318
00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:05,683
Yes and your
bank statements.

1319
00:57:05,813 --> 00:57:06,901
Right.

1320
00:57:07,032 --> 00:57:08,729
Uh, okay...

1321
00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:10,427
So, uh, here's the story.

1322
00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:15,170
Um, Alex works at this big
pharmaceutical company and, uh,

1323
00:57:15,301 --> 00:57:19,131
he's the regional sales manager
and one of the associates on

1324
00:57:19,261 --> 00:57:25,616
his team is this slutty, totally
slutty girl named Amanda.

1325
00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:27,356
I like her already.

1326
00:57:27,487 --> 00:57:30,142
Yeah, well, she knows that Alex
and I are together and yet,

1327
00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:33,450
she insists on plying
him with little gifts

1328
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:36,453
and calling him on the
weekends just to talk.

1329
00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:38,846
So they're friends.

1330
00:57:38,977 --> 00:57:42,459
Yeah right.

1331
00:57:42,589 --> 00:57:45,636
Anyway, I've seen the texts
she sent Alex and it's like

1332
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:50,031
she's basically all but inviting
him over for a booty call and I

1333
00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:52,991
confronted Alex about it and he
was like oh you know, she's just

1334
00:57:53,121 --> 00:57:57,822
kidding, whatever, like it was
some sort of inside office joke.

1335
00:57:57,952 --> 00:58:00,868
Okay, so maybe they're
sleeping together, maybe not.

1336
00:58:00,999 --> 00:58:05,569
Okay, then last Friday my friend
Sara saw the two of them

1337
00:58:05,699 --> 00:58:08,180
together at the Olive Garden
and they were totally --

1338
00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:09,921
Wait. Hold up.

1339
00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:11,139
Stop right there.

1340
00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:16,101
The Olive Garden,
seriously?

1341
00:58:16,231 --> 00:58:17,450
Yeah. Why?

1342
00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:20,453
People really go to
the Olive Garden?

1343
00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:22,629
Yes, people really go
to the Olive Garden

1344
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,065
and what does that have
to do with anything?

1345
00:58:24,196 --> 00:58:25,458
Nothing, it's just --
okay, have you ever seen

1346
00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:27,068
commercials for
the Olive Garden?

1347
00:58:27,199 --> 00:58:29,636
Where they've got that garlic
parmesan cheese sauce or

1348
00:58:29,767 --> 00:58:35,555
whatever the hell it is, it
looks like throw up, you know?

1349
00:58:35,686 --> 00:58:36,948
Yeah, it kind of does.

1350
00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:38,689
I mean, I would rather
eat a plate of vomit

1351
00:58:38,819 --> 00:58:42,519
than that cream sauce.

1352
00:58:42,649 --> 00:58:46,348
Okay, Olive Garden cream
sauce looks like vomit.

1353
00:58:46,479 --> 00:58:48,568
What, did the Olive Garden
kill your dog or something?

1354
00:58:48,699 --> 00:58:50,527
Yeah, like I'd take my dog
anywhere near that place.

1355
00:58:50,657 --> 00:58:53,051
Now if you want
really good Italian,

1356
00:58:53,181 --> 00:58:55,488
there's this incredible
place on Sullivan Street.

1357
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:59,492
They've got this
unbelievable veal parmesan.

1358
00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:01,363
See, I'm a
vegetarian so...

1359
00:59:01,494 --> 00:59:03,975
Right, I forgot, I'm dealing
with Miss California here.

1360
00:59:04,105 --> 00:59:07,369
Okay well there's an eggplant
parm, it's really good there.

1361
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:09,371
Ah.

1362
00:59:09,502 --> 00:59:10,982
Are you Italian
or something?

1363
00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:16,509
No I'm Scotch-Irish but,
uh, I mean, come on, I can,

1364
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,424
I know the difference between
good Italian food

1365
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,513
and the Olive Garden.

1366
00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:22,080
Okay, are you done?

1367
00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,516
Yes, sorry.

1368
00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:26,258
So, uh, your classy
boyfriend took his hot,

1369
00:59:26,388 --> 00:59:29,000
young co-worker out for
a fine meal of breadsticks

1370
00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:31,437
and endless salad.

1371
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,135
Yes, and they're both sitting
on the same side of the booth,

1372
00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:35,833
totally cuddling.

1373
00:59:35,963 --> 00:59:37,399
Did they kiss?

1374
00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:40,011
No, but you can tell
from their body language

1375
00:59:40,141 --> 00:59:41,665
that something
is going on.

1376
00:59:41,795 --> 00:59:44,232
According to Sara who
told you this directly?

1377
00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:47,409
No, according to Sara
who told my best friend Sam

1378
00:59:47,540 --> 00:59:49,194
and she told me directly.

1379
00:59:49,324 --> 00:59:50,891
Yeah...I don't know.

1380
00:59:51,022 --> 00:59:53,154
I mean, even if what Sara
saw was conveyed accurately,

1381
00:59:53,285 --> 00:59:55,461
I mean, who knows
what that means.

1382
00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,855
So you don't think
he's cheating on me?

1383
00:59:57,985 --> 00:59:59,683
You want to
know the truth?

1384
00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:01,772
Yeah, of course I want
to know the truth.

1385
01:00:01,902 --> 01:00:05,166
The truth is it's
over either way.

1386
01:00:05,297 --> 01:00:08,039
Okay, say he's
cheating, right.

1387
01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:12,260
That's an easy one, you dump his
ass unless you're one of those

1388
01:00:12,391 --> 01:00:15,655
women who wants to grow up and
live the rest of your life

1389
01:00:15,786 --> 01:00:18,658
with a philandering husband
that you think you can change.

1390
01:00:18,789 --> 01:00:20,834
Okay so, what if
he's not cheating?

1391
01:00:20,965 --> 01:00:22,314
It doesn't matter.

1392
01:00:22,444 --> 01:00:24,403
You're already with
someone you don't trust,

1393
01:00:24,533 --> 01:00:30,235
you can't talk to and you
don't love, so who cares.

1394
01:00:30,365 --> 01:00:32,324
But I do love him.

1395
01:00:32,454 --> 01:00:34,065
Oh.

1396
01:00:34,195 --> 01:00:35,240
[laughing]

1397
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,634
Sorry, I have to gag.

1398
01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:38,896
Are you serious?

1399
01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:40,506
Really?

1400
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,682
I mean, is your self-esteem
so low that you think

1401
01:00:42,813 --> 01:00:45,337
this guy is the
best you can do?

1402
01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:46,947
Come on.

1403
01:00:47,078 --> 01:00:48,122
I mean, are you that insecure
that you don't think

1404
01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:50,603
you deserve
someone better?

1405
01:00:50,734 --> 01:00:52,474
Someone like you?

1406
01:00:52,605 --> 01:00:54,389
Yeah, okay.

1407
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:57,175
Someone like me.

1408
01:00:57,305 --> 01:01:01,309
Okay, Kyle McAvoy,
tell me, if you're so great,

1409
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,094
why are you still single?

1410
01:01:03,224 --> 01:01:05,618
Ah right, of course,
'cause if a man is available

1411
01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:08,099
then there must be something
wrong with him.

1412
01:01:08,229 --> 01:01:09,709
Well that's been
my experience, yes.

1413
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,406
Okay.

1414
01:01:11,537 --> 01:01:14,192
Well, FYI, I just got out of
a relationship with a woman,

1415
01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:16,890
and I use that term loosely,
who was giving blow jobs

1416
01:01:17,021 --> 01:01:19,806
to strangers for cocaine
and when I ended it,

1417
01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,026
she tried to
kill herself.

1418
01:01:22,156 --> 01:01:24,419
Wow!

1419
01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:27,814
You must be a great
judge of character.

1420
01:01:27,945 --> 01:01:29,250
Yeah, thank you.

1421
01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,644
And by the way, I think
she stole my watch.

1422
01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:34,516
[laughing]

1423
01:01:34,647 --> 01:01:35,996
I'm sorry,
that's funny.

1424
01:01:36,127 --> 01:01:37,737
It is,
it's hysterical.

1425
01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:39,696
You had no idea
about any of this?

1426
01:01:39,826 --> 01:01:44,004
No, I mean, yeah now, sure
it seems obvious, I mean,

1427
01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:48,617
why was she having bloody noses
all the time and herpes,

1428
01:01:48,748 --> 01:01:50,576
but love blinds
you, you know.

1429
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:52,970
Yeah, I guess.

1430
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:55,233
P.S. I don't
have herpes.

1431
01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:56,887
Oh, congratulations,
that's good.

1432
01:01:57,017 --> 01:01:58,453
Yeah, thank you.

1433
01:01:58,584 --> 01:02:01,195
I'm glad I, uh,
dodged that bullet.

1434
01:02:01,326 --> 01:02:04,633
Look, I'm sorry I, uh, I guess
I don't know you all that well

1435
01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:06,331
but it just seems to
me that you either,

1436
01:02:06,461 --> 01:02:09,987
you demand that people
treat you with respect

1437
01:02:10,117 --> 01:02:13,294
or you just get walked on
the rest of your life.

1438
01:02:13,425 --> 01:02:15,035
I mean then,
what then?

1439
01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:21,085
Say I...say I do everything
you're saying and I quit my job

1440
01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:27,787
and I break up with my boyfriend
and I strip my life down bare

1441
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:33,575
to the few things that I'm
actually proud of, then what?

1442
01:02:33,706 --> 01:02:36,056
I mean, so what then?

1443
01:02:36,187 --> 01:02:39,320
♪

1444
01:02:39,451 --> 01:02:41,627
Then you hold
your head up high

1445
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:45,109
and you venture out
into the unknown.

1446
01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:48,982
Instead of playing it safe
with what you know,

1447
01:02:49,113 --> 01:02:52,551
you take a chance
on what could be.

1448
01:02:52,681 --> 01:02:56,120
♪

1449
01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:59,993
It sounds so romantic
when you say it.

1450
01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:02,648
Uh...

1451
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:05,433
So what's it gonna be?

1452
01:03:05,564 --> 01:03:09,394
♪

1453
01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:10,395
[phone beeping]

1454
01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:12,179
Oh, hold on.

1455
01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:13,528
Crap, that's him.

1456
01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:16,793
I've gotta go, I have
to take this call.

1457
01:03:16,923 --> 01:03:18,664
I'll call you back?

1458
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:19,665
Good luck.

1459
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,058
Thank you.

1460
01:03:23,321 --> 01:03:24,365
Hey.

1461
01:03:24,496 --> 01:03:25,410
Hey babe.

1462
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,064
I'm getting
out of here.

1463
01:03:27,194 --> 01:03:28,369
You still
coming over?

1464
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:32,199
Um, yeah...I mean,
I don't know.

1465
01:03:32,330 --> 01:03:35,420
Look, we need to talk.

1466
01:03:35,550 --> 01:03:37,901
Oh Jesus, here we go.

1467
01:03:38,031 --> 01:03:42,731
I just think that our
relationship is in trouble

1468
01:03:42,862 --> 01:03:45,430
if we can't talk about
the situation with Amanda

1469
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,866
like mature adults.

1470
01:03:46,997 --> 01:03:48,433
Are you finished?

1471
01:03:48,563 --> 01:03:49,782
No.

1472
01:03:49,913 --> 01:03:51,479
I just think that
we need to really --

1473
01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:58,399
Look, Erica, I love you but
this bullshit has got to stop.

1474
01:03:59,226 --> 01:04:02,186
I can't spend all my time
arguing with you

1475
01:04:02,316 --> 01:04:06,320
about something that
didn't even happen.

1476
01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:08,105
I just want you to
be honest with me.

1477
01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:09,541
[phone buzzing]

1478
01:04:09,671 --> 01:04:12,413
You want me to be
honest with you? Hmm?

1479
01:04:12,544 --> 01:04:15,764
Alright, here's a
dose of reality.

1480
01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:19,943
I am about this close to
ending this with you, okay?

1481
01:04:20,073 --> 01:04:23,860
And then who is gonna put
up with your bullshit?

1482
01:04:23,990 --> 01:04:28,299
I'm gonna tell you who,
his name is no one, okay?

1483
01:04:28,429 --> 01:04:31,432
So why don't you
just stop the drama,

1484
01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:37,786
grab your two piece
and come over, alright?

1485
01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:40,050
Alright.

1486
01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:43,923
Oh, and can you pick up
some beer on the way over?

1487
01:04:44,054 --> 01:04:45,882
Yeah sure.

1488
01:04:46,012 --> 01:04:48,058
Alright, great.

1489
01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:54,934
Look, um, I'm sorry that I had
to be so direct with you,

1490
01:04:55,065 --> 01:04:59,243
but I only do it because
I love you, okay?

1491
01:04:59,373 --> 01:05:01,419
Chin up.

1492
01:05:01,549 --> 01:05:03,595
I'll see you soon.

1493
01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:04,596
Okay.

1494
01:05:04,726 --> 01:05:06,772
Bye-bye.

1495
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:13,866
♪

1496
01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:18,871
That was unexpected.

1497
01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:21,308
Kyle?

1498
01:05:21,439 --> 01:05:24,094
Nice job.

1499
01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:26,009
You were on
the whole time?

1500
01:05:26,139 --> 01:05:28,533
Yep.

1501
01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:30,361
So you just heard,
I'm, I'm sorry.

1502
01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:32,276
I just couldn't.

1503
01:05:32,406 --> 01:05:35,496
Look, I got no stake in this,
I was just trying to help

1504
01:05:35,627 --> 01:05:40,240
but, you know,
it's your life.

1505
01:05:40,371 --> 01:05:41,633
Kyle, I don't want you
to think that I'm --

1506
01:05:41,763 --> 01:05:44,375
Hey, don't sweat it,
you know, I mean,

1507
01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:49,162
it's not like
I know you for real.

1508
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:52,687
Yeah, you do.

1509
01:05:52,818 --> 01:05:56,474
I think maybe you're
the only who does.

1510
01:05:56,604 --> 01:05:59,912
I'm gonna go now.

1511
01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:02,741
Okay...yeah.

1512
01:06:02,871 --> 01:06:06,092
Bye, Erica.

1513
01:06:06,223 --> 01:06:09,139
Goodbye, Kyle.

1514
01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:16,233
♪

1515
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:30,203
[computer phone ringing]

1516
01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:40,257
[computer phone ringing]

1517
01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:54,314
[computer phone ringing]

1518
01:06:54,445 --> 01:06:57,491
Welcome to CPI,
this is Erica,

1519
01:06:57,622 --> 01:06:59,232
which one of our products
are you calling about?

1520
01:06:59,363 --> 01:07:01,539
Hi, yeah, I bought one of
your potato shredders

1521
01:07:01,669 --> 01:07:03,236
and it's, uh, totally stuck.

1522
01:07:03,367 --> 01:07:06,196
Um, excuse me, the what?

1523
01:07:06,326 --> 01:07:07,893
Potato shredder.

1524
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:12,898
Potato shredder?

1525
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:16,989
I'm not showing any potato
shredders manufactured by CPI.

1526
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:18,773
Are you sure it's a CPI product?

1527
01:07:18,904 --> 01:07:20,862
Um, yeah.

1528
01:07:20,993 --> 01:07:25,041
It says CPI right here.

1529
01:07:25,171 --> 01:07:29,045
Can you, um, can you
describe the product ma'am?

1530
01:07:29,175 --> 01:07:35,703
Well, it's a potato shredder
like for hash browns.

1531
01:07:35,834 --> 01:07:37,749
I'm not seeing any
potato shredders

1532
01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:40,056
in our products database.

1533
01:07:40,186 --> 01:07:42,275
Well you put a potato
in the shredder,

1534
01:07:42,406 --> 01:07:47,541
you flip a switch and then the
hash browns fill a receptacle.

1535
01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:49,891
Okay, so it's an electronic.

1536
01:07:50,022 --> 01:07:52,068
Yeah, it plugs in.

1537
01:07:52,198 --> 01:07:55,201
What does the
receptacle look like?

1538
01:07:55,332 --> 01:08:02,339
Mmm, kind of like a garbage can.

1539
01:08:02,904 --> 01:08:07,170
By any chance does it
say cross shredder?

1540
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:11,783
Yes, yes, it says
cross shredding action.

1541
01:08:11,913 --> 01:08:14,829
Ma'am, that's a paper shredder.

1542
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:17,180
Oh, it shreds paper, too?

1543
01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:20,400
It shreds paper only.

1544
01:08:20,531 --> 01:08:23,838
You've been putting potatoes
into a paper shredder.

1545
01:08:27,059 --> 01:08:30,541
Oh...

1546
01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:33,674
Well, how do I
get it unstuck?

1547
01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:35,589
Seriously?

1548
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,331
Are you really that stupid?

1549
01:08:38,462 --> 01:08:39,724
Excuse me?

1550
01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:41,769
Um, I'd like to speak
to your supervisor.

1551
01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:42,727
You want a second opinion?

1552
01:08:42,857 --> 01:08:44,032
Okay, you're a moron.

1553
01:08:44,163 --> 01:08:46,687
How's that?

1554
01:08:56,393 --> 01:09:02,616
♪

1555
01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:06,272
♪ Lay down, lay down
Whoa... ♪

1556
01:09:06,403 --> 01:09:09,884
♪ Lay down
Lay down, whoa ♪

1557
01:09:10,015 --> 01:09:12,931
♪ Another day with
nothing left to say ♪

1558
01:09:13,061 --> 01:09:16,978
♪ A couple years
down the road ♪

1559
01:09:17,109 --> 01:09:20,025
♪ The girl I met
is now a silhouette ♪

1560
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:24,247
♪ Of someone
I used to know ♪

1561
01:09:24,377 --> 01:09:27,772
♪ So can we please try
and find our way ♪

1562
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:31,079
♪ Back to where
it all began ♪

1563
01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:33,169
♪ Because somewhere
in those tired eyes ♪

1564
01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:35,040
♪ Memories of that
silly night ♪

1565
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:40,828
♪ Are we strong enough
to last? ♪

1566
01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:44,397
♪ Lay down, lay down
Whoa... ♪

1567
01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:48,923
[cell phone ringing]

1568
01:09:49,054 --> 01:09:49,924
What?

1569
01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:51,491
Hey, what happened?

1570
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:53,754
Nothing.

1571
01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:55,800
Are you crying?

1572
01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:57,802
No.

1573
01:09:57,932 --> 01:10:00,674
What did he
do to you?

1574
01:10:00,805 --> 01:10:03,416
Who? Alex?

1575
01:10:03,547 --> 01:10:08,116
Nothing...I'm going over
there in a little while.

1576
01:10:08,247 --> 01:10:11,250
Well, then why are
you crying now?

1577
01:10:11,381 --> 01:10:13,644
It's a long story...

1578
01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:15,820
I met this guy.

1579
01:10:15,950 --> 01:10:17,691
What?
Where? When?

1580
01:10:17,822 --> 01:10:20,564
Wait, what?

1581
01:10:20,694 --> 01:10:22,261
On the phone.

1582
01:10:22,392 --> 01:10:25,612
He's one of the
people I called...

1583
01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:30,487
this really nice guy,
Kyle, he's an EMT and

1584
01:10:30,617 --> 01:10:33,838
I don't know, we just
totally connected.

1585
01:10:33,968 --> 01:10:36,014
We've been
talking all day.

1586
01:10:36,144 --> 01:10:39,235
Oh my God, this is
very romantical.

1587
01:10:39,365 --> 01:10:40,932
Yeah well, don't
get too excited.

1588
01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:46,067
First of all, he lives in
New York and second of all,

1589
01:10:46,198 --> 01:10:48,069
I just totally
blew it with him.

1590
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:49,854
What happened?

1591
01:10:49,984 --> 01:10:53,945
He was on the phone
when Alex called.

1592
01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:56,687
Ooh...

1593
01:10:56,817 --> 01:11:00,865
Yeah, and he heard me totally
wimp out and not stick up

1594
01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:04,260
for myself and now he thinks
I'm a psycho bitch

1595
01:11:04,390 --> 01:11:06,000
with low self-esteem.

1596
01:11:06,131 --> 01:11:10,527
I'm sure he doesn't,
call him back.

1597
01:11:10,657 --> 01:11:12,442
-I can't.
-Why? Why not?

1598
01:11:12,572 --> 01:11:13,878
If he's as great
as you say he is,

1599
01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:16,359
then he'll totally
give you another chance.

1600
01:11:16,489 --> 01:11:20,580
I don't know, maybe.

1601
01:11:20,711 --> 01:11:23,104
Look, call him back.

1602
01:11:23,235 --> 01:11:25,368
At this point, what have
you got to lose, right?

1603
01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:27,500
Do it, call him.
Do it now.

1604
01:11:27,631 --> 01:11:29,241
Okay.

1605
01:11:29,372 --> 01:11:31,243
Okay, okay.

1606
01:11:31,374 --> 01:11:33,071
Okay, call me later.

1607
01:11:33,201 --> 01:11:35,203
Alright,
love you, bye.

1608
01:11:46,432 --> 01:11:50,044
Hey, it's Kyle,
um, yeah...

1609
01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:57,182
♪

1610
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,842
Hey, it's Kyle,
um, yeah...

1611
01:12:04,972 --> 01:12:11,979
♪

1612
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:22,033
♪

1613
01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:36,439
[phone ringing]

1614
01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:39,006
Hello?

1615
01:12:39,137 --> 01:12:40,181
Kyle, are you there?

1616
01:12:40,312 --> 01:12:41,792
[phone ringing]

1617
01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:43,184
Kyle?

1618
01:12:43,315 --> 01:12:44,795
Hello?

1619
01:12:44,925 --> 01:12:47,275
Hi, this is Peter Rawlins
from the Tyra Banks Show.

1620
01:12:47,406 --> 01:12:48,668
Seriously?

1621
01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:50,061
Yes, seriously.

1622
01:12:50,191 --> 01:12:52,585
May I please speak to
Amanda Feeny please?

1623
01:12:52,716 --> 01:12:53,804
This is Amanda.

1624
01:12:53,934 --> 01:12:55,371
Hi Amanda.

1625
01:12:55,501 --> 01:12:58,504
Listen, Tyra is doing an
episode on office romances

1626
01:12:58,635 --> 01:13:02,856
and we got your name
from an Alex Santiago?

1627
01:13:02,987 --> 01:13:05,642
Yeah, I work with Alex.

1628
01:13:05,772 --> 01:13:08,340
Oh, well Alex says that you two
are having a relationship

1629
01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:10,734
and we wanted to fly you
both out to New York City

1630
01:13:10,864 --> 01:13:12,170
for a taping
of the show.

1631
01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:14,433
Oh my God.
Seriously?

1632
01:13:14,564 --> 01:13:15,869
Yes, that's right.

1633
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,480
We'll be flying you both
first class courtesy of

1634
01:13:17,610 --> 01:13:19,743
American Airlines and
you'll be staying in

1635
01:13:19,873 --> 01:13:23,529
hotel accommodations courtesy
of the Hyatt-Regency.

1636
01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:25,879
Oh my God.
This is so cool!

1637
01:13:26,010 --> 01:13:29,013
Now before we book you, we do
have to verify a few things.

1638
01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:32,146
First off, Alex says you two are
having an interoffice romance.

1639
01:13:32,277 --> 01:13:33,496
Is that correct?

1640
01:13:33,626 --> 01:13:35,498
Yeah, we are.

1641
01:13:35,628 --> 01:13:37,238
Great.

1642
01:13:37,369 --> 01:13:40,328
Now, do any of your coworkers
know about the relationship?

1643
01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:42,026
No.

1644
01:13:42,156 --> 01:13:43,984
Oh, well, Rob does.

1645
01:13:44,115 --> 01:13:45,290
That's Alex's boss.

1646
01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:47,597
I'm kind of hooking
up with him, too.

1647
01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:48,815
Mmm, great.

1648
01:13:48,946 --> 01:13:50,338
That sounds fabulous.

1649
01:13:50,469 --> 01:13:53,733
Now do either you or Alex
have any relationships

1650
01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:56,736
outside of the office?

1651
01:13:56,867 --> 01:13:58,172
No.

1652
01:13:58,303 --> 01:14:01,088
Alex isn't
seeing anyone?

1653
01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:03,874
No.

1654
01:14:04,004 --> 01:14:05,266
Are you sure?

1655
01:14:05,397 --> 01:14:07,312
Um, Alex says he
has a girlfriend.

1656
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,401
Who? That Erica chick?

1657
01:14:09,532 --> 01:14:11,316
No, they're not serious.

1658
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,927
Okay. Are you sure?

1659
01:14:14,058 --> 01:14:17,104
Alex says he, uh, he's in
love with this Erica girl.

1660
01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:19,193
No, he's not.

1661
01:14:19,324 --> 01:14:21,587
He said she was like a
once in a while hook up

1662
01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:24,503
and then she got clingy
so he dumped the bitch.

1663
01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:26,287
Okay, that's
all we need.

1664
01:14:26,418 --> 01:14:28,072
So am I going to New York?

1665
01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:29,726
Yeah, yeah.

1666
01:14:29,856 --> 01:14:31,815
I know you're gonna be
the star of the show.

1667
01:14:31,945 --> 01:14:33,730
In fact, Tyra is going to
personally pick you up at

1668
01:14:33,860 --> 01:14:37,473
the airport and drive you
in her limo to the studio.

1669
01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:39,083
Shut up!

1670
01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:42,173
Yeah, so can you be at
LAX tomorrow at 5:00 AM?

1671
01:14:42,303 --> 01:14:43,696
Totally.

1672
01:14:43,827 --> 01:14:45,611
Fabulous.

1673
01:14:47,047 --> 01:14:54,054
♪

1674
01:14:57,101 --> 01:15:02,585
♪

1675
01:15:02,715 --> 01:15:07,807
[cell phone ringing]

1676
01:15:14,684 --> 01:15:20,733
Well, I guess
you were right.

1677
01:15:20,864 --> 01:15:22,735
I'm really sorry.

1678
01:15:22,866 --> 01:15:27,914
I just thought you'd
want to know the truth.

1679
01:15:28,045 --> 01:15:31,135
How'd you get
her info anyway?

1680
01:15:31,265 --> 01:15:33,180
Facebook mostly.

1681
01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:36,227
Of course.

1682
01:15:36,357 --> 01:15:39,622
Erica, I'm,
I'm truly sorry.

1683
01:15:39,752 --> 01:15:42,320
I didn't mean to --

1684
01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:46,629
I know, I know...
I know.

1685
01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:50,676
♪

1686
01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:56,116
So what are
you gonna do?

1687
01:15:56,247 --> 01:16:03,210
Something I should have
done a long time ago.

1688
01:16:03,515 --> 01:16:07,388
Good luck.

1689
01:16:07,519 --> 01:16:10,957
Thanks, thanks.

1690
01:16:27,539 --> 01:16:32,239
[ringing]

1691
01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:33,589
Hey babe.

1692
01:16:33,719 --> 01:16:35,721
Uh, where are you?

1693
01:16:35,852 --> 01:16:37,941
What's going on?

1694
01:16:38,071 --> 01:16:39,116
What are you doing?

1695
01:16:39,246 --> 01:16:40,639
Dumping your ass.

1696
01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:43,642
What? Whoa!
Whoa, whoa!

1697
01:16:43,773 --> 01:16:46,123
Now let's not get all
excited, baby girl.

1698
01:16:46,253 --> 01:16:49,561
Tell me what
the problem is.

1699
01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:52,564
The problem is I deserve
better than you, Alex.

1700
01:16:52,695 --> 01:16:55,611
Yeah, well,
good luck with that.

1701
01:16:55,741 --> 01:16:56,699
Screw you.

1702
01:16:56,829 --> 01:16:59,397
Screw me?

1703
01:16:59,527 --> 01:17:04,750
Erica look, you are a
customer service rep, okay?

1704
01:17:04,881 --> 01:17:07,884
And let's face it, you are
not getting any younger,

1705
01:17:08,014 --> 01:17:09,494
so if you think that you
can do better than me,

1706
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:12,671
well, you need a serious
reality check.

1707
01:17:12,802 --> 01:17:14,760
I know I can do
better than you

1708
01:17:14,891 --> 01:17:17,676
and I think I've
already found him.

1709
01:17:17,807 --> 01:17:20,157
Do you know what you're
doing right now, huh?

1710
01:17:20,287 --> 01:17:23,029
Yeah, yeah...
I'm taking a chance.

1711
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:28,121
Okay, uh,
whatever...

1712
01:17:28,252 --> 01:17:29,862
Goodbye Alex.

1713
01:17:29,993 --> 01:17:32,430
Babe, baby, baby.

1714
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:36,739
Oh, and by the way,
your friend, Amanda,

1715
01:17:36,869 --> 01:17:39,176
is also sleeping
with your boss.

1716
01:17:46,313 --> 01:17:47,750
[phone ringing]

1717
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,229
Jesus Christ.

1718
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:50,927
Hi, what is it,
Mr. Koffsky?

1719
01:17:51,057 --> 01:17:54,147
Uh, IT can't seem to find any
problem with the network.

1720
01:17:54,278 --> 01:17:56,933
Oh really?

1721
01:17:57,063 --> 01:17:58,543
That's weird.

1722
01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:01,198
Yeah, and they say your
computer's been online all day.

1723
01:18:01,328 --> 01:18:03,635
Hmm, uh, I don't know,

1724
01:18:03,766 --> 01:18:05,637
maybe it's something
wrong with my laptop.

1725
01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:07,291
Erica?

1726
01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:08,945
Yes, Mr. Koffsky?

1727
01:18:09,075 --> 01:18:10,990
Cut the bullshit.

1728
01:18:11,121 --> 01:18:13,427
Excuse me?

1729
01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:15,516
Let me play
something for you.

1730
01:18:15,647 --> 01:18:17,083
Okay.

1731
01:18:17,214 --> 01:18:18,215
Seriously?

1732
01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:19,607
Are you really
that stupid?

1733
01:18:19,738 --> 01:18:21,087
Excuse me?

1734
01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:22,436
Um, I'd like to speak
to your supervisor.

1735
01:18:22,567 --> 01:18:23,873
You want a second opinion?

1736
01:18:24,003 --> 01:18:25,004
Okay, you're a moron.

1737
01:18:25,135 --> 01:18:27,746
How's that?

1738
01:18:27,877 --> 01:18:29,922
How did you get that?

1739
01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:33,665
Some of your conversations are
recorded for quality assurance.

1740
01:18:33,796 --> 01:18:35,449
Oh yeah.

1741
01:18:35,580 --> 01:18:37,016
Erica, what the hell's
the matter with you?

1742
01:18:37,147 --> 01:18:39,105
Uh, I don't know.

1743
01:18:39,236 --> 01:18:42,935
I'm sorry,
I just lost it.

1744
01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:44,981
I'm just having
a really weird day.

1745
01:18:45,111 --> 01:18:47,723
And all this crap about
the network being down.

1746
01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:50,334
I know, I was lying.

1747
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:51,988
Look, I just needed
some time today

1748
01:18:52,118 --> 01:18:54,468
to reconnect with
the real world.

1749
01:18:54,599 --> 01:18:58,211
What are you
talking about?

1750
01:18:58,342 --> 01:19:00,997
It doesn't matter.

1751
01:19:01,127 --> 01:19:03,826
So, am I fired?

1752
01:19:03,956 --> 01:19:06,611
Ha! Do you think?

1753
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,047
I understand.

1754
01:19:08,178 --> 01:19:11,442
Look, Erica, if you were
having personal issues,

1755
01:19:11,572 --> 01:19:13,139
you could have
just told me.

1756
01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:17,448
I know, I'm sorry,
I just...

1757
01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:19,537
No, it's fine,
it's fine, I mean,

1758
01:19:19,667 --> 01:19:22,627
this is not like my long-term
career path anyway, right.

1759
01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:24,411
I mean, life's too short to
spend it doing something

1760
01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:26,196
you don't love.

1761
01:19:26,326 --> 01:19:29,286
Ah, well, you know what, let me
give you some advice there,

1762
01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:34,378
I mean, 'cause that all sounds
really good in theory,

1763
01:19:34,508 --> 01:19:37,511
but in the real world,
people work, you know.

1764
01:19:37,642 --> 01:19:40,036
I mean, they go out and they
do things that aren't all fun

1765
01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:44,692
and games because they need
to make money to buy food

1766
01:19:44,823 --> 01:19:46,477
and pay the rent.

1767
01:19:46,607 --> 01:19:49,262
I mean, you know, we're laying
people off left and right here

1768
01:19:49,393 --> 01:19:56,356
and it is so hard to find
another job, it just --

1769
01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:05,409
Look, what do you say I give you
one more chance but you promise

1770
01:20:05,539 --> 01:20:12,372
me that you will never pull any
of those stunts again, hmm?

1771
01:20:12,503 --> 01:20:13,939
What do you say?

1772
01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:16,159
I really appreciate
that Mr. Koffsky, I do.

1773
01:20:16,289 --> 01:20:19,336
It's just that, maybe
it's better this way.

1774
01:20:19,466 --> 01:20:25,603
I mean, I need to, uh,
step out of my comfort zone

1775
01:20:25,733 --> 01:20:28,301
or at least get out
of my apartment.

1776
01:20:28,432 --> 01:20:33,219
I just, you know, venture
out into the unknown.

1777
01:20:33,350 --> 01:20:35,526
Okay, I understand.

1778
01:20:35,656 --> 01:20:40,009
Um, I can give you
two weeks' severance.

1779
01:20:40,139 --> 01:20:42,359
Thank you.

1780
01:20:42,489 --> 01:20:44,578
Thank you, Mr. Koffsky.

1781
01:20:44,709 --> 01:20:46,842
Good luck, Erica.

1782
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:48,974
Thank you.

1783
01:20:50,758 --> 01:20:52,412
[laughing]

1784
01:20:52,543 --> 01:20:54,153
Ah!

1785
01:20:56,547 --> 01:21:03,554
♪

1786
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:12,084
♪

1787
01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:19,222
♪

1788
01:21:22,268 --> 01:21:28,361
♪

1789
01:21:28,492 --> 01:21:32,583
[phone ringing]

1790
01:21:32,713 --> 01:21:33,627
Hey.

1791
01:21:33,758 --> 01:21:35,978
Hey.

1792
01:21:36,108 --> 01:21:39,111
How'd it go?

1793
01:21:39,242 --> 01:21:41,897
Uh, it's fine.

1794
01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:47,163
It's over and
I quit my job.

1795
01:21:47,293 --> 01:21:48,729
No, fired actually.

1796
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:52,298
I got hired back and
then I turned it down.

1797
01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:53,560
Whoa...

1798
01:21:53,691 --> 01:21:56,607
Uh, I never
told you to --

1799
01:21:56,737 --> 01:22:00,611
I'm taking a chance.

1800
01:22:00,741 --> 01:22:04,615
Good for you.

1801
01:22:04,745 --> 01:22:07,052
Um, can I ask you
a question?

1802
01:22:07,183 --> 01:22:09,881
What? So now you
ask permission?

1803
01:22:14,364 --> 01:22:17,149
Why do you, why do
you even like me?

1804
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:18,934
Mostly for
the archery.

1805
01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:21,501
[laughing]

1806
01:22:21,632 --> 01:22:26,898
No seriously.

1807
01:22:27,029 --> 01:22:32,556
I'm just, I'm just
a Consumer Affairs Rep.

1808
01:22:32,686 --> 01:22:36,081
Former Consumer
Affairs Rep.

1809
01:22:36,212 --> 01:22:38,736
Right.

1810
01:22:38,866 --> 01:22:41,434
I'm not special.

1811
01:22:41,565 --> 01:22:43,784
Are you kidding me?

1812
01:22:43,915 --> 01:22:46,309
How many people would
turn a wrong number into

1813
01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:51,096
an opportunity to meet people,
to connect with strangers.

1814
01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:55,057
I mean...

1815
01:22:55,187 --> 01:22:59,626
I don't know...
I don't know.

1816
01:22:59,757 --> 01:23:03,195
You made a difference in
people's lives today, Erica.

1817
01:23:03,326 --> 01:23:05,632
Yeah, not like you do.

1818
01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:08,809
Just as important.

1819
01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:10,159
You think that lady in
Nebraska gets to talk

1820
01:23:10,289 --> 01:23:11,551
to people every day?

1821
01:23:11,682 --> 01:23:15,338
I mean, her children
don't even talk to her.

1822
01:23:15,468 --> 01:23:17,775
Yeah, I guess.

1823
01:23:17,905 --> 01:23:20,691
What about me?

1824
01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:24,173
What about you?

1825
01:23:24,303 --> 01:23:31,223
It's weird, but I have real,
I have real feelings for you.

1826
01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:42,060
What?

1827
01:23:42,191 --> 01:23:45,716
I think this could be
something, you know.

1828
01:23:45,846 --> 01:23:48,545
Something important.

1829
01:23:48,675 --> 01:23:52,853
[sirens blaring]

1830
01:23:52,984 --> 01:23:54,290
I have to meet you.

1831
01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:56,509
I can book a flight
in the morning.

1832
01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:58,424
Sorry, I can't
hear you.

1833
01:23:58,555 --> 01:24:01,079
I need to fly out
and see you.

1834
01:24:01,210 --> 01:24:04,474
There's, sorry, there's
an ambulance going by.

1835
01:24:04,604 --> 01:24:06,128
[sirens blaring]

1836
01:24:06,258 --> 01:24:07,868
I hear it, too.

1837
01:24:07,999 --> 01:24:10,784
You hear that?

1838
01:24:10,915 --> 01:24:12,351
I can hear it
outside.

1839
01:24:12,482 --> 01:24:14,353
Isn't that weird?

1840
01:24:14,484 --> 01:24:17,139
Wait...What?

1841
01:24:17,269 --> 01:24:19,271
[sirens blaring]

1842
01:24:19,402 --> 01:24:21,447
Where are you?

1843
01:24:21,578 --> 01:24:23,406
L.A.

1844
01:24:23,536 --> 01:24:27,932
But your number,
your number is 917.

1845
01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:31,718
I moved here a month ago
and why bother change it?

1846
01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:34,808
You didn't think that
was worth mentioning?

1847
01:24:34,939 --> 01:24:37,463
You never asked.

1848
01:24:37,594 --> 01:24:39,422
But we can hear
the same ambulance.

1849
01:24:39,552 --> 01:24:41,598
Yeah.

1850
01:24:41,728 --> 01:24:46,168
♪

1851
01:24:46,298 --> 01:24:51,564
Where are you exactly?

1852
01:24:51,695 --> 01:24:58,702
♪

1853
01:25:06,231 --> 01:25:13,195
♪

1854
01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:26,947
♪

1855
01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:37,001
♪

1856
01:25:44,922 --> 01:25:46,228
♪

1857
01:25:46,358 --> 01:25:47,490
Hi.

1858
01:25:47,620 --> 01:25:50,057
I'm Kyle.

1859
01:25:50,188 --> 01:25:52,799
Erica.

1860
01:25:52,930 --> 01:25:59,937
♪

1861
01:26:07,074 --> 01:26:14,081
♪

1862
01:26:17,128 --> 01:26:23,047
♪

1863
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:30,185
♪

1864
01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:44,199
♪

1865
01:26:51,989 --> 01:26:58,996
♪

1866
01:27:02,042 --> 01:27:09,049
♪

1867
01:27:10,747 --> 01:27:17,754
♪

1868
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:27,807
♪

1869
01:27:29,548 --> 01:27:36,512
♪

1870
01:27:39,558 --> 01:27:46,565
♪

1871
01:27:48,306 --> 01:27:55,270
♪

1872
01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:05,323
♪