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Josh: YOU KNOW THE OLD
EXPRESSION, "YOU CAN'T JUDGE A.

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BOOK BY ITS COVER"?

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Drake: YOU KNOW, THE FIRST TIME

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I MET JOSH, I THOUGHT
HE WAS KINDA GOOFY.

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Josh: LIKE THE FIRST TIME I MET.

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DRAKE. I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS THE

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FRIENDLIEST GUY.

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Drake: I WAS HAVIN'
LUNCH AT SCHOOL.

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Josh: I SAW DRAKE HAVIN' LUNCH.

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AT THE COOL KIDS' TABLE.

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Drake: AND THIS KID JOSH COMES.

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UP TO ME AND SAYS, "HEY, THERE!

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WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?!"

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Josh: SO, TO SHOW HIM I WAS.

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COOL, I DID THIS MAGIC TRICK

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WHERE I MAKE 2 OLIVES

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DISAPPEAR... UP MY NOSE!

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Drake: AND THEN JOSH TAKES

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2 OLIVES AND SHOVES
'EM RIGHT UP HIS NOSE.

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Josh: SO THERE I AM WITH A NOSE.

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FULL OF OLIVES...

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Drake: AND THEY
GOT STUCK UP THERE.

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Josh: AND SOMEHOW, THEY GOT.

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WEDGED UP IN MY SINUS CAVITY.

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Drake: YEAH, SO JOSH
STARTS YELLING...

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Josh: SO I START SCREAMING...

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Both: "HELP ME!"

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Josh: "HELP ME!"

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Drake: "I CAN'T GET THE OLIVES.

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OUTTA MY NOSE!"

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Josh: "SOMEONE GET THESE OLIVES.

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OUTTA MY NOSE!"

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Drake: WELL, A FEW YEARS LATER,

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MY MOM MARRIED HIS DAD.

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Josh: BUT THEN IN NINTH GRADE,

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MY DAD MARRIED HIS MOM.

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Drake: YEAH, JOSH AND
I BECAME BROTHERS.

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Josh: NOW, DRAKE AND I ARE BUDS,

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SO I GUESS THE POINT IS...

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Drake: YEAH, BUT
THE REAL POINT IS...

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Josh: YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW.

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SOMEBODY UNTIL YOU
REALLY GET TO KNOW 'EM.

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Drake: THERE'S NOTHIN' FUNNIER
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OLIVES STUCK UP HIS NOSE.

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[ALARM]

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Josh: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING, BROTHA!

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[LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

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Josh: WAKE UP!

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Drake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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[MUSIC OFF]

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Josh: COME ON, DON'T YOU KNOW.

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WHAT TODAY IS? IT'S THE REGIONAL

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SCIENCE FAIR.

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Drake: [GASPS] WOW, REALLY?!

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THE REGIONAL SCIENCE FAIR?!

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WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO BUY A NEW OUTFIT.

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ANYWAY, I THOUGHT YOU HATED THE

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SCIENCE FAIR SINCE YOU ALWAYS

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COME IN SECOND PLACE.

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Josh: YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE EVERY.

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YEAR, I LOSE TO MINDY CRENSHAW,

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BUT SHE'S STILL IN THAT MENTAL

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INSTITUTION. REMEMBER LAST YEAR

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WHEN SHE TRIED TO GET YOU

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SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL?

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Drake: OH. DON'T REMIND ME.

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I HATE THAT GIRL.

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Josh: BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT?

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'CAUSE AFTER 4 STRAIGHT YEARS OF

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LOSIN', MY TIME HAS COME!

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YA HEAR THAT, SAN DIEGO?!

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JOSH NICHOLS' TIME HAS COME!

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SURE LOOK
OUTSIDE... WHOA... OHH!

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Drake: SO YOUR
PROJECT'S ABOUT GRAVITY?!

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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,

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BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY,

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IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

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IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,

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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,

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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
OVER YOUR SHOULDER,

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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

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I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.

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WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND,

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OOH OOH OOH OOH ♪

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Drake: AW, JOSH,
ANOTHER GIANT MAGNET?

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Josh: NO, IT HAPPENS TO BE THE.

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BIGGEST ELECTROMAGNET
I'VE EVER MADE.

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Drake: WHAT'S THIS
REMOTE CONTROL THINGY?

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Josh: OH, THAT'S HOW
YOU ACTIVATE THE MAGNET.

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Marta: OH, HEY, JOSH, UM,

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I'M HAVING A PROBLEM WITH MY

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VIRTUAL REALITY HELMET. DO YOU

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THINK YOU COULD TRY IT ON AND

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TELL ME IF YOU SEE JUPITER?

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Josh: SURE. I LOVE JUPITER.

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[HELMET BEEPS]

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Josh: HUH. ALL I SEE ARE STARS.

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Marta: YEAH, I
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S.

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WRONG. IT WAS
WORKING LAST NIGHT.

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Drake: SO YOU TURN THE MAGNET
ON BY PRESSING THIS RED BUTTON?

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[BEEP]

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Josh: OW!

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TURN IT OFF! TURN IF OFF!

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TURN IT OFF!

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[BEEP]

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MARTA, C-COULD I SPEAK TO JAKE

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PRIVATELY FOR A SEC?

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OK, UM, GET OUT OF HERE.

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Drake: COME ON.

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Josh: NO, I'M SERIOUS, ALL.

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RIGHT? YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS

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DAY MEANS TO ME. I-I'VE

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ENTERED THE SCIENCE FAIR EVER

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SINCE I WAS 12 AND I'VE LOST TO

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MINDY CRENSHAW EVERY SINGLE

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YEAR. I CAN FINALLY WIN.

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Mindy: I WOULDN'T COUNT
ON THAT, ONE, JOSH.

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Josh: AAH!

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Drake: MINDY?

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Josh: MINDY?! HOW DID YOU...

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WH-WHERE DID YOU...
WHEN'D YOU... WHEN...

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Mindy: WILL YOU BE COMPLETING.

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ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS?

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Josh: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOCKED.

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UP IN THE CUCKOO HUT!

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Mindy: IT WAS A MENTAL.

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REHABILITATION CLINIC.

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Drake: SO YOU'VE COME BACK TO.

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TRY AND GET ME SUSPENDED AGAIN?

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Mindy: NO, I AM HERE TO RESUME.

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MY SCHOOL WORK AND TO, MORE

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IMPORTANTLY, BEAT JOSH IN THE

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SCIENCE FAIR... AGAIN.

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Josh: NO, ALL RIGHT, NO, MA'AM.

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I WILL NOT BE BEATEN
BY YOU AGAIN, MINDY.

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Mindy: OH, JOSH, HAVEN'T YOU.

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LEARNED BY NOW THAT I CAN

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OUTSMART YOU WHENEVER I WANT?

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Josh: YOU CANNOT.

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Mindy: SAY "FORT."

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Josh: FORT.

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Mindy: NOW SAY IT 3 TIMES.

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Josh: FORT, FORT, FORT.

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Mindy: SPELL IT TWICE.

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Josh: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.

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Mindy: SAY IT 2 MORE TIMES.

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Josh: FORT, FORT.

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Mindy: NOW WHAT DO
YOU EAT SOUP WITH?

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Josh: HA HA, A FORK! HA HA!

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Mindy: REALLY?
'CAUSE I EAT SOUP.

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WITH A SPOON.

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Drake: SEE, IF YOU
ATE SOUP WITH.

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A FORK, THE
LIQUID'LL JUST FALL...

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Josh: I KNOW!

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Josh: WELCOME TO
MY MAGNETIC FIELD...

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OF DREAMS.

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ALL RIGHT.

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NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE

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PLACED A FULL CAN OF MOCHA COLA

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DIRECTLY UNDER MY E-NORMOUS

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MAGNET, AND NOW, I WILL ACTIVATE

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THE ELECTRICAL CURRENT, WHICH

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WILL SUCK THE CAN UP THROUGH THE

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AIR A FULL 36 INCHES TO THE

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MAGNET. NOT KIDDIN'.

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D-RUMROLL, PLEASE.

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AND CHECK IT OUT!

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[BEEP]

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All: WOW, SWEET.

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[APPLAUSE]

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Josh: THANK YOU. I "HEART".

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MAGNETISM.

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Mr. Ferrell: VERY IMPRESSIVE,

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JOSH. THAT'S GONNA BE TOUGH TO

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BEAT. ALL RIGHT, NEXT
IS MINDY CRENSHAW.

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Mindy: THANK YOU, MR. FERRELL.

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LIKE MY WORTHY OPPONENT JOSH,

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I ALSO HAVE A GREAT
LOVE OF MAGNETISM.

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Drake: SHE BROUGHT A MAGNET?

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Josh: DON'T WORRY.

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Mindy: AND NOW, MY MAGNET.

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Josh: HA HA HA HA!

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Drake: THAT'S YOUR MAGNET?

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Josh: HOW EMBARRASSING.

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Mindy: YEAH, NOT REALLY.

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A 6-PACK OF MOCHA COLA.

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OBSERVE.

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[BEEP]

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Mr. Ferrell: WOW... MINDY.

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THAT WAS THE BEST WE EVER HAD.

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Mindy: YES, YES, I KNOW.

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[BEEP]

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[BEEP]

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[BEEP]

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[BEEP]

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[BEEP]

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Megan: YEAH, WHY
DATE GIRLS WHEN.

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YOU CAN JUST SIT ALONE IN YOUR

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ROOM DOING THAT?

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Josh: SURE, KICK
ME WHEN I'M DOWN.

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Megan: OK, WHAT'S WRONG?

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[BEEP]

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Josh: YOU DON'T CARE.

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Megan: TRUE. SEE YA.

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[BEEP]

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Josh: MINDY CRENSHAW IS RUINING.

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MY LIFE! ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.

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Megan: THEY LET HER
OUT OF THE WACKY SHACK?

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Josh: WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

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Megan: LOOK, JOSH, HERE'S A.

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LITTLE RIDDLE FOR YA. IF YOU'RE

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IN THE STREET AND A TRUCK'S

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COMING TOWARDS
YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Josh: A SPOON!

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Megan: WHAT?

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Josh: NOTHING. WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Megan: YOU AVOID
IT. YOU GET OUT.

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OF THE WAY BECAUSE IF IT'S YOU

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AGAINST A TRUCK, YOU'RE GONNA

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LOSE, JOSH, AND MINDY IS THE

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TRUCK IN YOUR LIFE.

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AND IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY

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BETTER, I HATE MINDY JUST AS

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MUCH AS YOU DO.

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Josh: WHY IS THAT?

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Megan: BECAUSE SHE MAKES YOUR.

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LIFE MISERABLE...
AND THAT'S MY JOB.

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[BELL RINGS]

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Mindy: HI, JOSH.

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Josh: YOU ARE THE TRUCK IN MY.

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LIFE, SO I AVOID YOU.

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Mr. Calvert: ALL RIGHT, CLASS,

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TAKE YOUR SEATS.

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NOW, AS YOU KNOW, YOUR ORAL

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REPORTS ARE DUE AT THE END OF

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THE MONTH. IT CAN BE ABOUT

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EITHER WORLD WAR I, WORLD WAR

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II, OR ANY WAR THAT
MAKES YOU HAPPY.

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Boy: WILL WE BE WORKING IN.

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PAIRS? BECAUSE I WANT ERIC TO BE

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MY PARTNER.

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Eric: NO! I AM TIRED OF YOU!

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Mr. Calvert: ERIC,
WHO WOULD YOU.

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LIKE AS YOUR PARTNER?

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Eric: I CHOOSE MELANIE.

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Boy: WHAT? SHE DOES
NOT APPRECIATE YOU!

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Mr. Calvert: OK, NEXT UP,

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MINDY CRENSHAW.
MINDY, PICK A PARTNER.

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Mindy: ALL RIGHT, I PICK JOSH.

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Drake: JOSH?!

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Josh: WHAT?! WHAT...
YOU PICK ME?!

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BUT THEN,
MR. CALVERT... BUT THAT

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WOULD MEAN WE WERE... AND THEN

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WE... BUT I DON'T
LIKE... I DON'T

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THINK WE... BUT THEN WE... AAH!

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Mindy: HI, I'M MINDY.

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Megan: YEAH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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Mindy: UH... I'M
HERE TO SEE JOSH.

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Megan: I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.

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Mindy: IS THERE A
PROBLEM BETWEEN US?

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Megan: I WORK HARD, MINDY.

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I WORK HARD BECAUSE I LOVE

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WHAT I DO, AND WHAT I DO,

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IS HARASS MY BROTHERS, AND THAT

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INCLUDES JOSH.

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Mindy: I SEE.

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Megan: DO YOU?

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BECAUSE I HEAR THAT YOU'VE BEEN

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HARASSING JOSH, AND I JUST WANT

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TO KNOW WHAT
GIVES YOU THE RIGHT?

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Mindy: MEGAN... MAY
I CALL YOU MEGAN?

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Megan: NO.

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Mindy: LOOK... YOU ENJOY.

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BOTHERING JOSH. SO DO I. WE

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SHARE THE SAME GOAL HERE, YOU

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KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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Megan: I'M LISTENING.

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Mindy: JOSH IS IN HIGH SCHOOL,

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YOU'RE IN GRADE SCHOOL. THAT

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MEANS FOR 8 HOURS A DAY, YOU

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CAN'T GET TO HIM, SO IF I

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HARASS HIM AT SCHOOL AND YOU

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HARASS HIM AT HOME, WE STAY OUT

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OF EACH OTHER'S WAY AND JOSH IS

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MISERABLE ALMOST
ALL OF THE TIME.

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Megan: THAT DOES SOUND NICE.

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Mindy: ATTA GIRL.

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Drake: HEY, HEY! HANDS OFF MY.

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SISTER'S SHOULDER! I DON'T WANT

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HER CLOTHES TO BE ALL INFESTED

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WITH MINDY GERMS.

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Mindy: HEY, I'M JUST IMPRESSED
YOU KNOW THE WORD "INFESTED" AND.

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USED IT PROPERLY IN A SENTENCE.

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Drake: COME ON, MEGAN. LET'S GO.

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BURN YOUR SHIRT.

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Josh: WHAT WERE YOU
TWO TALKING ABOUT?

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Mindy: OH, YOU KNOW, JUST GIRL.

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STUFF. SO, UH, IF YOU TAKE A

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LOOK HERE, YOU'LL SEE I'VE

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DRAWN UP A COMPLETE WORK

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SCHEDULE, WHICH LAYS OUT EXACTLY

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WHEN WE'LL BE WORKING TOGETHER

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ON THAT ORAL REPORT.

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Josh: A WORK SCHEDULE?

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Mindy: YES, IT'S COLOR CODED SO.

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EVEN YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT.

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Josh: WAIT A SEC. WHAT'S THIS.

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HERE? WE'RE WORKING 3 HOURS A

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NIGHT FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS?

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Mindy: WELL, I
THOUGHT 4 HOURS A.

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NIGHT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR YOUR

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SMALLISH BRAIN TO HANDLE.

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Josh: MY "SMALLISH BRAIN" CAN.

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HANDLE PLENTY! IT'S MY SMALLISH

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EYES THAT ARE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE

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'CAUSE THEY GOTTA LOOK AT YOU.

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YEAH, I SAID IT!

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Mindy: WELL,
ACTUALLY, THE HUMAN.

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EYES ARE TECHNICALLY JUST

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RECEPTORS THAT PICK UP VISUAL

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IMAGES, WHICH MAKE NO SENSE

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UNTIL DECIPHERED BY THE BRAIN,

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WHICH IN YOUR CASE,
HAPPENS TO BE SMALLISH.

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Josh: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO.

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ONE-UP ME ALL THE TIME?

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WHAT ARE YOU...
YOU JUST GET YOUR

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JOLLIES MAKIN' ME LOOK DUMB?

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Mindy: WHO SAID I THINK YOU'RE.

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DUMB? MAYBE I HAPPEN TO THINK

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YOU'RE VERY
SMART. MAYBE I JUST...

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Josh: MAYBE YOU JUST WHAT?

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Mindy: MAYBE I JUST LIKE YOU.

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Josh: MA...

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Josh: MAYBE I JUST
LIKE YOU, TOO.

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Mindy: OH, REALLY?

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Josh: YEAH. MAYBE
I'VE LIKED YOU.

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FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, BUT

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DIDN'T REALIZE IT 'CAUSE I HATED

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YOU SO MUCH!

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Mindy: ARE YOU SAYING
YOU LIKE ME OR NOT?

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Josh: ARE YOU SAYIN'
YOU LIKE ME OR NOT?

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Mindy: I'M SAYING I LIKE YOU.
Josh: WELL, THEN I'M SAYIN'

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I LIKE YOU!

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Mindy: FINE! Josh: FINE!

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Mindy: THEN I GUESS WE'RE
BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!

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Josh: ONE CONDITION!
Mindy: WHAT?!

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Josh: I GET TO BE THE BOYFRIEND!

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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Josh: IT'S MY... GIRLFRIEND!

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Josh: HEY, THERE, PRETTY LADY.

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Mindy: HEY, CUPCAKE.

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Josh: MAY I SHOW
YOU TO THE COUCH?

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Mindy: PLEASE. I
LIKE YOUR SHIRT.

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Josh: I LIKE YOUR FACE.

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Mindy: OH, JOSH!

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YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD
REALLY GET TO WORK.

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Josh: UH, RIGHT. Mindy:
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.

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YOU, BUT MY FAVORITE WAR HAS
ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE BETWEEN THE

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SPANIARDS AND THE NORWEGIANS,

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WHICH BEGAN WHEN KING OLAF

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INSULTED THE DAUGHTER
OF... Josh: GRAR!

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Mindy: WHAT'S THAT?

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Josh: A PRESENT.

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Mindy: YOU GOT THIS FOR ME?

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Josh: I KNOW HOW
MUCH YOU LIKE SHARKS.

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Mindy: THEY'RE MY
FAVORITE OCEAN PREDATORS!

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Josh: I KNOW!

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Mindy: OH, THIS IS SO SWEET, BUT

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I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING.

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OH. YOU ARE DEFINITELY A BETTER

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BOYFRIEND THAN
I AM A GIRLFRIEND.

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Josh: NO. NO, YOU'RE DEFINITELY.

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A BETTER GIRL...
GRR... HEY, DRAKE.

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Drake: HEY, JOSH.
HELLO, CREATURE.

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Josh: UM, WE WERE JUST WORKING.

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ON OUR... OUR PROJECT.

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Drake: OH, YEAH? WHEN DOES THAT.

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PRISON SENTENCE END?

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Josh: HA! HA HA HA! OH, DRAKE!

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Mindy: JOSH, HE'S BEING VERY.

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MEAN TO ME. SAY SOMETHING.

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Josh: RIGHT.

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UM, DRAKE, PRETTY, UH... PANTS.

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Drake: THANK YOU?

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ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO THE

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PREMIERE TO MEET THE GUYS.

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LATER, JOSH.

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LATER, HORRIBLE GIRL.

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Josh: HA! OH, YOU WITH THE.

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COMMENT AND THE PRETTY PANTS.

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WHERE WERE WE? SO,
UH, I THINK THAT, UH...

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Mindy: I CANNOT BELIEVE DRAKE.

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WOULD TALK THAT WAY TO HIS

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BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND.

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Josh: YEAH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU.

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GONNA DO? SO, I THINK...

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Mindy: UNLESS HE DOESN'T KNOW

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I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

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Josh: HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

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00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,609
OHH, THAT IS RICH! ANYWAY, UM...

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Mindy: YOU HAVEN'T
TOLD HIM, HAVE YOU?

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00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:07,409
Josh: WELL, I...

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Mindy: WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR

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2 WEEKS AND YOU HAVEN'T
TOLD YOUR BROTHER?

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ARE YOU EMBARRASSED OF ME?

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Josh: NO. NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.

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00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:18,509
IT'S JUST... I'M JUST AFRAID OF

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HOW DRAKE'S GONNA TAKE IT 'CAUSE

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HE DOESN'T EXACTLY... LIKE YOU.

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Mindy: WELL, I KNOW, BUT YOU.

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AND I HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH

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OTHER. IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY

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WEIRD THAT YOU WOULD HIDE THAT

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FROM YOUR OWN FAMILY.

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Josh: YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

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YEAH, I'll TELL JAKE
ABOUT US TOMORROW.

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Mindy: PROMISE?

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Josh: PROMISE.

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Mindy: YOU MAY HUG ME.

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Josh: SWEET.

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Drake: WHAT'S UP, PACEY?

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Josh: DRAKE, WE GOTTA TALK.

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THERE... THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO

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SAY THIS, BUT,
UH... UH, MINDY AND

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I ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!

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[GROWLS]

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Josh: AAH!

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AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! OHH!

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00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:24,876
OH, DRAKE, YOUR HEAD'S FINE.

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Drake: YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.

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00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,043
Josh: SORRY. I JUST
HAD A NIGHTMARE.

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00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:32,844
Drake: OH, THE ONE
WHERE YOU GET.

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00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,476
YOUR FOOT STUCK IN THE HORSE?

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00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,043
Josh: NO, THIS ONE
WAS MUCH WORSE.

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00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,743
Drake: WORSE THAN GETTIN'
YOUR FOOT STUCK IN A HORSE'S...

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00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:39,943
Josh: LOOK, DRAKE, I...

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I GOTTA TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC.

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Drake: OK, WHAT'S UP?

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Josh: I'M SORRY I HAD A.

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NIGHTMARE AND WOKE YOU UP.

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I MUST HAVE HAD TOO MUCH PIE.

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Drake: YEAH, HOW GREAT IS PIE?

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Megan: WHY WAS JOSH SCREAMING?!

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DID THE EGGS HATCH?!

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Drake: WHAT?

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Josh: WHAT EGGS?

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00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,933
Megan: OH... NOTHIN'.

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Mindy: SO, WHAT DID DRAKE SAY.

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WHEN YOU TOLD HIM WE'RE

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BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND?

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Josh: OH, UH, JUST... "YAY."

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Mindy: "YAY"? WHY WOULD HE SAY.

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THAT IF HE HATES ME?

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Josh: WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T.

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LIKE A "YAY!" IT WAS
MORE LIKE A..."YAY."

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Mindy: WELL, REGARDLESS OF HIS.

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"YAY," I THINK IT WAS REALLY

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SWEET AND BRAVE
OF YOU TO TELL HIM.

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Josh: THANKS.

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Mindy: YOU'RE REALLY SPECIAL,

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JOSH. ♪ DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ GRR!

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Josh: WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET.

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BACK TO THE PROJECT.

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Mindy: WAIT, UM, YOU KNOW, JOSH,

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I RESEARCHED A FEW RELATIONSHIP

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TIMING MODELS ON THE WEB AND,

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UM, I'VE... I'VE CONCLUDED THAT

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SOME TIME IN THE NEXT 3-5 DAYS

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WE SHOULD HAVE OUR FIRST KISS.

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Josh: YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE.

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TO CONVINCE ME. I'M ON BOARD

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WITH THE WHOLE KISSING THING.

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Mindy: OH, WELL, EXCELLENT.

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00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:22,367
Josh: I SHOULD
PROBABLY DIM THE LIGHTS.

477
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,933
[JOSH COUGHS]

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Josh: OHH!

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LOOK, I DIDN'T TELL DRAKE WE

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WERE DATING, ALL RIGHT? I'M

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SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T. I'M

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AFRAID OF WHAT HE'LL THINK.

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OHH. THERE... AND I GOT THAT OFF

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MY CHEST. NOW, WE CAN KISS.

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Mindy: JOSH! IF YOU CAN'T TELL.

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YOUR OWN BROTHER WE'RE DATING,

487
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,876
THEN I DON'T THINK
I CAN DATE YOU.

488
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:57,877
Josh: OHH, MINDY...

489
00:18:57,901 --> 00:18:59,067
Mindy: I'll SEE YOU LATER.

490
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,377
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

491
00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:07,600
Josh: WELL, AT LEAST I
GOT CUSTODY OF YOU.

492
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,043
Josh: DRAKE, WE GOTTA TALK.

493
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:21,276
Drake: WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

494
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,043
Josh: MINDY AND I ARE DATING.

495
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,776
Drake: HUH?

496
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,576
Josh: OHH, YOU HATE
ME. I KNEW YOU WOULD.

497
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,309
Drake: JOSH... Josh:
AND I DON'T EVEN BLAME.

498
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,076
YOU, ALL RIGHT? YOU HAVE EVERY
RIGHT TO HATE ME. AFTER WHAT SHE

499
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,077
DID TO YOU LAST YEAR...

500
00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:32,609
Drake: JOSH... JOSH! LISTEN!

501
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:34,043
I DON'T HATE YOU.

502
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:35,643
Josh: BUT... BUT
YOU THINK I'M AN.

503
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:36,709
IDIOT FOR DATING HER.

504
00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:38,576
Drake: NO, THAT'S NOT WHY I.

505
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,409
THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

506
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:42,776
DUDE, YOU SHOULD DATE WHOEVER

507
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,276
YOU WANT TO DATE. IT DOESN'T

508
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,709
MATTER WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS.

509
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,843
Josh: BUT... YOU...

510
00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:48,909
Drake: SO I DON'T LIKE HER.

511
00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:50,343
BIG DEAL. I DON'T LIKE HALF THE

512
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:53,109
GIRLS I DATE.

513
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,909
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MY BROTHER,

514
00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:57,043
JOSH, IF SHE MAKES YOU HAPPY,

515
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:58,067
THEN I'M HAPPY.

516
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,909
Josh: YOU'RE THE
BEST, YOU KNOW THAT?

517
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:07,176
Drake: WELL... YES.

518
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,476
SO?

519
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,709
Josh: SO?

520
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:14,043
Drake: JOSHY'S GOT
HIMSELF A GIRLFRIEND.

521
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,376
Josh: HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

522
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,043
Drake: HAD?

523
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:20,443
Josh: YEAH. SHE... SHE KIND OF.

524
00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:21,776
BROKE UP WITH ME.

525
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,143
Drake: WHY?

526
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:25,010
DID YOU SHOW HER YOUR YO-YO

527
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,076
COLLECTION? JOSH, I TOLD YOU,

528
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,243
IT'S NOT COOL.

529
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,009
Josh: DRAKE, NO. SHE BROKE UP.

530
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:31,176
WITH ME BECAUSE I WOULDN'T TELL

531
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,409
YOU WE WERE DATING.

532
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,009
Drake: OHH, OK. I
GET IT. LET'S GO.

533
00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,010
Josh: GO WHERE?

534
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,643
Drake: TO MINDY'S HOUSE.

535
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:40,609
YOU'RE GONNA GET
BACK TOGETHER WITH HER.

536
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,376
Josh: YOU'RE GONNA
HELP ME GET HER BACK?

537
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,276
Drake: JOSH, I'VE BEEN WAITING
2 1/2 YEARS FOR YOU TO GET A.

538
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,109
GIRLFRIEND, OK? I'M NOT GONNA

539
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,044
LET YOU BLOW IT ON SOMETHING

540
00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:50,776
STUPID. COME ON.

541
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,880
Josh: OH, WAIT. Drake: WHAT?

542
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,510
Josh: WELL, UH, SINCE YOU'RE.

543
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:55,109
HELPING ME WITH MINDY, LIKE WHEN

544
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:55,910
I WENT IN TO KISS HER...

545
00:20:55,934 --> 00:20:57,733
Drake: NOT HELPING
YOU WITH THAT!

546
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,609
Josh: OHH, I CAN'T DO THIS.

547
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,776
Drake: YES, YOU CAN.

548
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,443
Josh: BUT IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT,

549
00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:11,709
ALL RIGHT? HER PARENTS
ARE PROBABLY ASLEEP.

550
00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:13,576
Drake: YEAH, WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE
GONNA CLIMB UP THERE AND KNOCK.

551
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,709
ON HER WINDOW.

552
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,443
Josh: I DON'T KNOW. YOU THINK.

553
00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:17,543
THIS IS REALLY GONNA WORK?

554
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,776
Drake: YOU THINK I
KNOW ABOUT GIRLS?

555
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,176
Josh: MORE THAN A
YOUNG MAN SHOULD.

556
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,043
Drake: SO TRUST ME. COME ON.

557
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,333
GO.

558
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:30,743
ALL RIGHT, KEEP GOIN'. A LITTLE

559
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:34,643
MORE. JUST GET TO THE TOP.

560
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:38,243
Josh: DON'T! BOUNDARIES!

561
00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:40,233
I DID IT! I MADE IT... WHOA!

562
00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:49,509
Josh: YEAH, THAT'S
GOOD FOR THE SPINE.

563
00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:50,813
Drake: WOULD YOU GET OFF OF ME?!

564
00:21:53,467 --> 00:21:57,443
Josh: NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

565
00:21:57,467 --> 00:21:59,709
Drake: HERE, GET
ON MY SHOULDERS.

566
00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:02,909
Josh: THAT'S HAZARDOUS!

567
00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:05,267
Drake: THEY'RE MY
SHOULDERS, NOW HURRY.

568
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:15,309
Drake: UHH! YOU HIGH ENOUGH?

569
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,876
Josh: YEAH, I THINK SO.

570
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,809
Drake: GOOD. NOW KNOCK ON THE
WINDOW AND GET BACK TOGETHER.

571
00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:19,777
WITH HER BEFORE I SUFFER

572
00:22:19,801 --> 00:22:21,133
PERMANENT NERVE DAMAGE.

573
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,176
Josh: HEY, MINDY.

574
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,109
Mindy: HI. UM, WHAT ARE YOU.

575
00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:38,176
DOING AT MY WINDOW?

576
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,043
Drake: JOSH, GETTIN'
KIND OF HEAVY.

577
00:22:42,067 --> 00:22:43,044
Josh: FIRST I WANT YOU TO KNOW.

578
00:22:43,068 --> 00:22:44,709
THAT... THAT I TOLD DRAKE ABOUT

579
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:50,076
US, THAT WE'RE
DATING... WERE DATING.

580
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:55,209
Drake: WRAP IT UP, JOSH.

581
00:22:55,233 --> 00:22:57,043
Josh: AND YOU WERE RIGHT.

582
00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:58,276
ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE SMARTER THAN

583
00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:00,909
ME 'CAUSE...'CAUSE I WAS DUMB

584
00:23:00,933 --> 00:23:02,043
ENOUGH TO MESS UP THE FIRST REAL

585
00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:04,809
RELATIONSHIP I'VE EVER HAD...

586
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:09,476
ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY I'M SORRY.

587
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:13,143
Drake: OHH, SERIOUS PAIN NOW.

588
00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:14,044
Mindy: WELL, LOOK, I REALLY.

589
00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:15,909
APPRECIATE YOUR APOLOGY AND I

590
00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:19,043
ACCEPT IT, BUT AFTER WHAT

591
00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:20,676
HAPPENED, I DON'T REALLY THINK

592
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,776
WE SHOULD DATE ANYMORE.

593
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,076
Josh: OH. UH,
YEAH. YEAH, THAT...

594
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,476
I TOTALLY AGREE.

595
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,509
Mindy: I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND.

596
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:35,643
Josh: UH, YEAH, WELL,
I'll SEE YOU LATER.

597
00:23:35,667 --> 00:23:36,577
Mindy: GOOD NIGHT.

598
00:23:36,601 --> 00:23:37,676
Josh: GOOD NIGHT.

599
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,140
Mindy: OH, JUST
KISS ME! Josh: SWEET!

600
00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:40,243
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601
00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:42,100
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602
00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,500
Josh: THAT WAS AWESOME!

603
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,209
Josh: YOU FILLED A
RAT WITH HELIUM?

604
00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:57,044
Boy: DIDN'T THINK IT POSSIBLE,

605
00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:59,476
DID YA? SHOW HIM ERIC.

606
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,609
Eric: ALL RIGHTY, YOU SEE, BY.

607
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:04,043
FILLING THE RAT WITH HELIUM,

608
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,276
WE WERE ABLE TO STUDY THE

609
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,509
EFFECTS OF... OH! OH! OH!

610
00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:09,443
[RAT SQUEAKS]

611
00:24:09,467 --> 00:24:10,843
Boy: NICE GOING, ERIC!

612
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,343
Eric: OH, LOOK,
DON'T YOU COP AN.

613
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,344
ATTITUDE WITH ME, MISTER!

614
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:16,076
JUST... JUST... HELP
ME FIND A LADDER!

615
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,709
Boy: HANG ON, LEONARD!
DADDY'S COMIN'!

616
00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:19,733
[DING] Man: MMM!