Mama had a Chickie.
Mama had a Cow.
Dad was proud, he didn't care how.
Cow!
Chicken!
Cow and Chicken!
Hey!
There's still five seconds left of school,
so pay attention, you little bandless worms!
Don't forget the big test tomorrow!
We'd better get home and prepare for the test tomorrow!
Right, big brother?
I ain't worried about no test.
I'll study for it later.
I'll study it later.
Later, I will be stud yin'.
Pull!
Soon, I also will be stud yin'...
Wake up, big brother! Time for school!
Say good morning to Chicken, Crabs, Piles and Manure.
Good morning, Chicken.
It's morning?
Come on, Chicken! Rise and shiny!
We've got a big test today!
The test?
Oh, man! I forgot to study!
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
That's it!
I'm sick! I can't go to school if I am sick.
Hurry, Chicken! You'll miss the bus!
What is it, son?
I cannot go to no school today.
I'm dyin' of chicken pox.
Now, that's impossible, son.
'Cause you already had chicken pox when you were a chick.
The same time Cow had cow pox!
Oh, Mom?
Mom, I cannot go to no school!
I have a crack in my spleen!
Oh, come on, son!
A cracked spleen is the oldest cliche in the book!
Nice try, Chicken.
Salmonella?
Yeah, yeah, that's it!
I am racked with salmonella!
You guys left me out all night!
You can't do that with chicken, you know?
We're not buying this, son.
Nothin's workin'. I am really gettin' steamed!
Steamed?
Oh, that's it! That's it!
Look, Mom and Dad!
I am burnin' up! I've gotta fever!
Yep!
Chicken may be running a temperature.
I'll get the thermometer.
But I...
I gotta heat this up somehows.
Normal!
It's working!
Mom! Dad!
Coming, Chicken!
Let's check your temperature!
It reads two hundred and twelve degrees!
Dad? Chicken's done!
That temperature is a little high.
We'd better call the pediatrician.
Did someone say pediatrician?
Dr. Lackslacks, at your servicio.
Our son has a fever. Could you look at him?
Okay. I'm looking. Now what?
Could you suggest a remedy?
You want a remedy?
Well, of course!
Starve a cold, feed a fever.
You two are still young. You can have another kid.
Just joking!
A apple a day keeps the crabs away.
Got any crabs? It works!
Head massage!
Be brave, mama.
The good doctor's gonna save our baby.
Hey, what's that for, doc?
Just shaving your arm. Is that a crime?
Oh, I don't like it.
What's the matter, Dr. Lackslacks?
Your waddle. I just don't like it.
Too small. Sorry about your head!
Our son's head is too small?
He didn't take after me!
I've got one more thing to try.
But I can't remember what it is.
But it has something to do with your head and this saw!
But I can't remember.
Oh, it'll come to me!
All right! All right!
I was f akin'! I'm not really sick!
Well, that's okay. I was faking, too!
I'm not really a doctor.
Let's just call it even.
Bye-bye, ladies! I'll bill ya later!
I know a naughty chicken who's going to school.
Have a nice day, honey!
Oh, man! I should'a studied for that test.
Hey, wait a minute! I'm late!
Oh, the test is probably over!
How was it, Cow?
Yummy!
Chicken, too bad you missed the chocolate test.
It was great!
Don't worry, Chicken! You can take the makeup test!
I can?
Yeah. They're waitin' for ya right through that door.
Hello, Chicken.
We're from the fish and ice cream institute.
You're just in time to test our "trout split."
Want to know the moral?
Don't cut chocolate class.
Here! Have a bass shake.