1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,150 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:04,310 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,074 Dad wad proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,035 COW! 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,789 Chicken! 6 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,633 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,238 All right, you stage mothers. 8 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:48,439 Auditions for the part of "Pretty Little Girl", on stage now! 9 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:50,675 Excuse me. 10 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,037 Are these the auditions for director Ivan Panced's new movie? 11 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,589 Maybe. But don't bother entering. 12 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,832 My little girl is a champion puddle dancer. 13 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:03,515 She's bound to get the part of "Pretty Little Girl". 14 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,232 Well, my little Cow has been to the Acting Academy. 15 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:10,470 She got her Black Belt in juggling. 16 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,159 Come along, Cow! 17 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,240 Hello! 18 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:19,473 It's me, the director, Ivan Panced! 19 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,959 Could you tell? 20 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,114 Action! 21 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,677 I'm doing a puddle dance. 22 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,715 Next! 23 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,160 Next! 24 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,396 Hey, you down there! 25 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:38,317 I want to see some passion, drama, fear, angst. 26 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,395 Oh, not another puddle dancer. 27 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,599 Oh look, Mother. She must be a champion, too. 28 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,911 Oh, I will never get the part! 29 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,558 Next! 30 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,392 Oh course you will, sweetheart! 31 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,630 You can dance just as well as anybody. 32 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,711 Go on, give it a try! 33 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,670 I'm no good at it! 34 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,990 I would like to go home now, please. 35 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:11,072 No! 36 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,160 Next! 37 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,033 John Thomas! 38 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,277 What's the meaning of this? 39 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,270 Oh, Mother. 40 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,874 I just wanted to be the "Pretty Little Girl". 41 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,634 I'll "Pretty Little Girl" you, John Thomas! 42 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,233 I said... Next! 43 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,833 That's you, Cow! 44 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,480 Break-A-Hoof, sweetheart! 45 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,914 Hello. I'm Cow. 46 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,389 And I suppose you're going to do a puddle dance, too? 47 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,757 I can't. 48 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,477 Well, what can you do, then? 49 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,878 I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue. 50 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,317 That's amazing! 51 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,154 What else can you do? 52 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,718 I can make milk. 53 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,837 Oh, thank you ever so. 54 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,957 But I'm lactose intolerant! 55 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,799 Me, too. 56 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,793 I can juggle, too! 57 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,156 Cameraman! Are you getting all this? 58 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,280 Toast! 59 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,991 Bravo! Cow, you're hired! 60 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,118 Oh, Cow! I'm so proud of you! 61 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,274 Scene uno. 62 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,512 "Hymie The Neighbor Boy", take two. 63 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,198 And.. Action! 64 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:42,475 Oh, what is the matter, Hymie The Neighbor Boy? 65 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:47,589 Pretty Little Girl, my cat is stuck in the tree. 66 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,796 Do not worry Jai me! 67 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,236 I will have him down in Hi-may! 68 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,872 Oh, thank you, Pretty Little Girl! 69 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,553 You're my hero? 70 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,871 You are welcome, Hymie! 71 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,150 Cut! 72 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,959 Oh, desk magnifique. 73 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,075 Why thank you, Mr. Panced. 74 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,117 That's my Pretty Little Girl! 75 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,716 "Pretty Little Girl", Scene Five, Take One. 76 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,915 Makeup! 77 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,596 Are you ready for your close-up, Princess? 78 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,470 Oh, yes, Mr. Panced! 79 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,074 And.. Action! 80 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,276 Scene Twenty, Broken Bike, Take Ten. 81 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,830 Oh, no! You've broken your favorite bicycle. 82 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,878 The one grandmama gave you for Christmas. 83 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,712 You'll never be able to fix it. 84 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,117 It's gone. Gone forever! 85 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,200 Action! 86 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,793 Cue Postman. 87 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,190 Good morning, Pretty Little Girl. 88 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,590 Good morning, Mr. Postman. 89 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,354 Why, where's your cheerful smile? 90 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:12,199 My bike is broke! 91 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,999 Grandmama gave it to me for Christmas, 92 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:19,392 and the man said I will never be able to fix it... 93 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,279 never, never, ever! 94 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,753 Cut! 95 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,512 Such emotion! Such pathos! 96 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,113 You're gonna make me a star. 97 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,669 It's a wrap, ladies! 98 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,955 Unload film! 99 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,434 - Mr. Panced? - Yes? 100 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,399 The film... forgot... then... empty... 101 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,039 Spit it out, man! 102 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,793 I forgot to put the film in the camera? 103 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,636 Good morning, Dead Carp Pictures. 104 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,199 Can I help you? 105 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,998 Yes, Mr. Dead Carp. 106 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,309 The Red Guy? 107 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,869 Yes, he's here in the lobby. 108 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,429 Mr. Panced? He'll see you now. 109 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,637 Pretty Little Girl, starring in "Pretty Little Girl". 110 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,439 A Pretty Little Girl went for a walk, 111 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,158 and met Hymie The Neighbor Boy, 112 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,959 whose cat... was stuck in a tree. 113 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,919 Then invited all her friends to a tea party, 114 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,880 where they... Danced, and made merry! 115 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,759 And... and had cake, and... and... 116 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,429 The End. 117 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,714 Panced! Get down here! 118 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,350 You're a genius! 119 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:44,517 I am? 120 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,830 Oh, yes, yes! It's got action! 121 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,116 It's got drama! It's got dance! 122 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,237 Oh, it's going to be a hit, hit, hit! 123 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:55,029 Oh, welcome to Hollywood, Mr. Panced! 124 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,599 Care to puddle dance? 125 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,559 You know, contrary to popular belief, 126 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,998 these Hollywood guys are really very, very good dancers.