1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,110 Mama has a Chicks. 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,315 Mama has a Cow. 3 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,835 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:10,989 Cow! 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,675 Chicken! 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,633 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,556 I'm so bored! 8 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,790 There aingt nothing to do around here no more. 9 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:54,192 Ever since cousin Boneless Chicken broke the TV set. 10 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,313 Hey, kids! Why the long faces? 11 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:03,149 Looks like our kids got a bad case of the blues, Dad. 12 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,038 The Blues? 13 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,716 Yeah! What you two need is to visit our neighbor, 14 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,634 Blind Mud Puddle Johnson: The King of the Blues! 15 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,552 He lives right next door on the bayou. 16 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,349 How come we never knew about no bayou next door before? 17 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,317 There's a lot you don't know! 18 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,198 That's why you go to school! 19 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,912 Well, I still got the blues. 20 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,115 Yeah. Me, too. 21 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,919 I guess we'd better go see this Mud Hole guy. 22 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:37,435 All right y! Let's go whip these blues! 23 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,396 Holy cow! 24 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,395 He's gone. Stupid old alligator. 25 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,876 Help, Cow! He's gonna eat me! 26 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:58,792 Hey, Cow! 27 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,953 Quit standing there like an imbecile and let's find that old Mud guy! 28 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,713 Pleased to meet ya, Turkey. 29 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,313 I'm Chicken. 30 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,437 Your secret's safe with me. 31 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,389 I'd love to stay and chat, 32 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,949 but we're looking for Blind Mud Puddle Johnson. 33 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,031 Well, I'm Blind Mud Puddle Johnson. 34 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,031 Hey. You're not Blind. 35 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:21,000 No. But it sounded better than 'Stigmatism Mud Puddle...' 36 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,594 Or 'Slightly Myopic Mud Puddle Johnson.' 37 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,433 Don't you think? So what can I do ya for? 38 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,750 We got the blues. 39 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,195 Well, sit your butts right down. 40 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,669 I got a cure for the blues. 41 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,357 Now, zip your pie holes 42 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,238 and I'll learn you something or two. 43 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,277 Whenever I get the blues, 44 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,069 I always think about this Red Pantsless Gator Man 45 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,276 used to live around these pans. 46 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,509 Pantsless? 47 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,671 From the day he was born. 48 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,592 A ding dang dong, listen to my song 49 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,478 about a guy named lance 50 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,836 and the gator that got his pants. 51 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,833 A greater guy you'll never meet, 52 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:05,153 with a big old butt and little tiny feet. 53 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,438 Lance sackless was his name. 54 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:12,878 And trapping alligators was his game. 55 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,116 Gator man, he had no fear. 56 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,830 And pants he wore to hide his rear. 57 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,831 Here, Gator! Oh, yoo-hoo! 58 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,991 Talented Gator Trapper, here! 59 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,232 Lance laid the bait so carefully, 60 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,917 then hid in the weeds heroically. 61 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,835 I'm hurt! 62 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,436 My butt! I'm hurt worse! 63 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:47,113 Yes, this gator man was brave and strong, 64 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,830 and handsome as the day was long. 65 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,311 And then one day it was night and late, 66 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,995 and the gator man he had no bait. 67 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:58,990 I'm out of bait! 68 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:06,350 The great gator man's only chance was to use as bait his beloved pants. 69 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,035 What can I say? 70 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,760 Brains was not this boy's strong suit. 71 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,435 The genius traper awaited so brave, 72 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,956 when a giant gator came, his name was dare. 73 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,031 He was the biggest alligator, 74 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:26,036 Hell ya gents, but a gator with a fashion sense. 75 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,400 These are just too darling! 76 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,915 I'm so fetching! 77 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,431 Oh, I'm caught! 78 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,194 So, Handsome Lance San-Mess 79 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:40,511 became the biggest hero in the history of the world, 80 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,398 with parades and floodlights and... 81 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,550 Hey, wait a minute. 82 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:44,675 This is getting weird. 83 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,593 That don't sound like no proper blues to me. 84 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,230 Yes. I still have the blues something awful. 85 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,314 Hello! It's me! Did you like my song? 86 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,959 Hey, you're no Blues guy! 87 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:01,034 No. I'm a Red Guy. Is that a crime? 88 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,556 Where is the real Blind Mud Puddle Johnson? 89 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,789 Wait. 90 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,518 Thank you, Cow and Chicken. 91 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,194 Don't be messing with old Mud Puddle, Mister. 92 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:19,033 Shut up and listen to some real blues. 93 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,917 There once was this fat guy. 94 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,354 Name of lance. 95 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,513 An ugly dude. 96 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,637 He wore no pants. 97 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,631 Then the gator came... 98 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,313 up out of the swamp... 99 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,155 and bit old lance in the butt with a chomp. 100 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:49,071 So off he run like a frightened hairless bunny, 101 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:53,040 with the gator on his tail about to eat the pantless dummy. 102 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,671 Then he chewed up the dude... 103 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,751 with the bottom so bad... 104 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:05,552 then hawked poor lance up into the air. 105 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:09,349 So I tell you now that it ain't no dirty lie. 106 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:14,310 That was the end of the pantless... 107 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:22,400 I said panfless, dirty, low-down, shiny hiney... 108 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,878 90y! 109 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,672 So, what y'all think? 110 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,919 We all think we all gotta be getting home now, Mud. 111 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,355 Well, come back anytime now, ya hear? 112 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,440 Yeah. 113 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,637 Them's right nice kids. 114 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,873 Remind me to stay on the good side of Mud Puddle Johnson. 115 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,310 You can say that again! 116 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,319 That was the end! 117 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,879 Go home.