Mama has a Chicken.
Mama has a Cow.
Dad was proud, he didn't care how.
Cow!
Chicken!
Cow and Chicken!
"They reached the last fence and jumped,
and Blackie won the Grand Prize!"
Oh, I love horses!
"Blackie trotted back to the stables."
"Oh, he neighed with happiness!"
It's Blackie!
Blackie! Lookie! It's you!
Hey, Cow? Who owns the horse?
I do! I found him, so he's mine!
So you can't have him!
Nice conformation.
His name is Blackie, and we are going riding.
But you aingt never ridden no horse before!
Have too!
Have not!
Have too!
Can I ride him?
Not yet. It is my turn first.
Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
He will not giddy-up.
"Blackie will do just about anything for a big, red, juicy apple."
I saw some apples in the kitchen.
I'll get them!
Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
Here, boy!
Come and get it!
Cow? Chicken? Dinner's ready!
Pork butts are hot!
Cranberry grandma!
Oh, I wish you'd told me we'd be having a horse for dinner.
This here is pork butts and taters, Blackie.
Delicious!
What's wrong with your pork butts?
We don't like it.
But pork butts and taters is your favorite!
Blackie does not like it.
Well, what does he like?
It says here, "Next to apples, Blackie loves alfalfa."
Hey, kids! What's for dinner?
Alfalfa.
Hay?
Well, I guess it's high in fiber and, stuff like that.
Time for bed, Kids!
Don't get soap in his eyes!
I aingu Don't forget under his tail, Cow.
You know I don't want any animals in the tub, Cow and Chicken.
Hold your horses, Mom!
We'll be right out!
Oh, what are you waiting for, Momma?
The kids are still in there with that horse!
Well, they've had long enough!
Cow? Chick...
Oh, excuse me.
What is it, Dad?
Nothing. The-they're almost done.
Good night, Mom and Dad!
It's all yours!
Here, Blackie! Come and sleep in my bed!
No! He is sleeping in my bed!
Hey, that aingt fair! You rode him all day!
Anyway, he is too big for the top bunk!
Do not care! He is my horse!
Told ya he was too big!
Oh, man! Look at this mess!
Cow? Chicken?
The bathroom's a me... Good grief!
Kids! I want to talk to you!
That's... it!
What's wrong, Dad?
This house is a mess!
That horse has got to go!
Cow? Chicken? Get down here at once!
I am sick of grazing on hay.
And what's your point?
Plus, these horse shoes are killing me!
And just lookie at the house, Cow and Chicken!
It is a pigsty!
Blackie has got to go!
But Dad?
It's not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair!
Have you seen my horse?
His name is Blackie!
Oh, please be another horse named Blackie.
Look, Cow. I think she's Sonja!
Can you describe this alleged horse?
Blackie!
Oh, I've missed you so.
Sonja has been looking all over for you.
Of course, I always ride bareback.
Giddy-UP?
Giddy... Up!
Good-bye! Don't forget to write!
Good-bye, Sonja.
Well, that's a relief.
My... my... Blackie.
You know, Cow?
Sonja does not have no red tail.