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Mama has a Chicken.

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Mama has a Cow.

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Dad was proud,
he didn't care how.

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Cow!

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Chicken!

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Cow and Chicken!

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Good morning, men!

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Oh, good morning,
Mr. Vendor Man.

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Allow me to introduce you
to a brilliant new product.

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Invisible Sauce!

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It's right here in
my hand, boys.

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Hey! There aingt
nothing there! It's a fake!

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Of course there's nothing there.

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Because it's invisible!

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I will take one!

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What?

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Listen, my
six-hundred-pound sister.

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There is really
nothing in his hand.

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Sure. Cause it's
Invisible Sauce.

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Look, pal, she's
not buying, okay?

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So, that'|| be one jar of Invisible
Sauce for the heavyset young lady here.

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Well, gotta go!
Don't forget to write!

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Give my love to Uncle Gerald!

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Cow, you is gullible
as well as large.

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I'm going to be so invisible!

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Come on, Sunshine.
We're late for school.

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Wait!

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First, I must turn into
a invisible princess!

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Oh, ya!!!

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Lookie! I'm invisible!

31
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Yep! Yep! I am
completely invisible!

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You can't see me,
can you, big brother?

33
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No!

34
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He can't see me!
Nobody can see me!

35
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I'm an invisible fairy princess!

36
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I cannot be seen!

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Oh, he did not notice me at all.

38
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Can I come to
P.E.class with you?

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No!

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Hey, Chicken? What's
your sister doing here?

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Cow!

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I'm invisible right over here!

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A boom, chic-a-boom-chic-a-boom!

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Oh, listen boys. Just
ignore her, all right?

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She thinks she's
invisible today.

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Okay.

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Sure!

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Hey, guys! There's a
girl in the locker room!

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There, do you see her?

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It's your sister, Chicken!
She's got our underwear!

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You must be nuts. There's
no heavyset sister here.

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But... Hey, Chicken?
I aingt seen nothing.

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Me neither, Chicken.

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But I... You must be nuts!

55
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Oh, boy! I am so invisible!

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Hey! What the...?

57
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Look how the pens magically
float before your head!

58
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I'm invisible!

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Lookie how the
hat magically floats!

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Why you...!

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Come back with my... hat.

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Cow! I mean... Cow?

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Is that you, Cow?

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I'm right here,
Invisible Sauce man!

65
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Well, well, well!
Aren't we invisible?

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Yes. No one can see me.

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Is that so?

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Well...|'d like to elicit
your invisible services.

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Maybe you can go into
that bank over there,

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and waltz out with a
bunch of withdrawal slips

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for The Red Guy, hmm?

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I am going to be rich!

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Don't anybody move! Please.

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I am invisible!

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I can see you, but
you cannot see me.

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So, please do not
move, all right y?

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Because if you move,

78
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you might bump into
me and hurt your nose.

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What am I doing?

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Oh, it isn't right to use
my gift of invisibility for evil.

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I want to use my powers for
goodness and crud like that.

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Well, did you get
the withdrawal slips?

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Here you go.

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Why didn't I just ask for cash?

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Oh, where is she?

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Chicken!

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I've been a bad cow!

88
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I used my invisible
powers to do bad things!

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I played invisible
tricks on people.

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And no one knew it was me!

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Well, maybe it's about time you
started doing good things instead.

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Like coming home, for instance?

93
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Oh, yes! That's
it! 'Good things'!

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Oh, from now on,

95
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I will use my invisible
powers to do good things only!

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Oh, look, big brother!

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Oh, boy! Golfers!

98
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I bet they could use
my invisibility help.

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Oh, no. We are going
home and that is final!

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No, big brother! I must
help the lousy golfers.

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Excuse me, Miss?

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Miss?

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Why did you do that?

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You can see me?

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Yeah. You're a large cow.

106
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How embarrassing!

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I am not invisible anymore!

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Could you pass me
the pork lungs, please?

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Let's see.

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You're right here
on the couch, right?

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Oh, it's all right, big brother.

112
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I am not invisible anymore.

113
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I think the sauce wore off.

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What a shame.

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Yes.

116
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I kind of like it better
this way, any who.

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Before, when I was invisible,

118
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I could not brush
my hair in the mirror.

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Hello! It's me!

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Could I interest you in
an excellent new product?

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We have had enough
of your 'sauces'!

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How about this?

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A new super fat sauce,

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guaranteed to make
you fat... and fast.

125
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No. I have learned my lesson.

126
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Yes. But this
sauce really works!

127
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All you do is
squid it on! Like so.

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And before you
know it, you're fat!

129
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Great! Now I'm fat! Thank you!

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It works?

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Oh, I'm gonna be rich!

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Yeah, right.

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Well, how about some
of that invisibility sauce

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so at least I won't
be seen this fat?

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0h, certainly. Certainly!

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Oh, I'm so sorry, Chicken.

137
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But I do not know
where I put it.

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It's invisible, you know?