1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:01,435 Mama has a Chicken. 2 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:02,555 Mama has a Cow. 3 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:05,200 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:11,280 Cow! 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,029 Chicken! 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,873 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,914 Gee! 8 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,478 More tea, Piles the Beaver Doll? 9 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:50,755 Hey, Cow! Look! 10 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,673 Another masterpiece for the wall! 11 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,758 Beautiful! 12 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,276 I bet you wish you could make groovy modern an like me, huh? 13 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,759 Oh, big brother! 14 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,992 You know, I am very good at an. 15 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,151 Behold! 16 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,236 Hey, but Cow, so chewing gum ain't an. 17 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,836 I am not done yet. 18 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,754 Cow! 19 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,998 Oh, gross! 20 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:07,390 Vi-o-la! A chewing gum seal! 21 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,877 You are freaking me out, Cow. 22 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,156 Oh, Mr. Chewing Gum Seal, 23 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:22,677 if only you were real, you would understand me. 24 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,517 Oh, wishing star, 25 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,230 I wish my chewing gum seal was a real live seal, 26 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,674 whom I could call Chachi, 27 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,956 and love and care for. 28 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,872 Oh, it is a wish come true! 29 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,273 I'm alive. 30 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,355 Oh, it is a miracle! 31 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,110 I will love you and call you Chachi. 32 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,429 Whatever. 33 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,229 Let's go watch TV! 34 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,111 Oh, I love this show! 35 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,999 Don't you think this is a funny show, Chachi? 36 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,913 Chicken! What are you doing? 37 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,280 What's it look like? 38 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,671 Stop popping my best friend! 39 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,872 Chachi, you must stick up for yourself. 40 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:48,791 Why bother? 41 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,349 My life's miserable and everybody hates me. 42 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,159 Oh, that is not true, Chachi. 43 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,436 I love you. 44 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,316 You do? 45 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,799 Yes! 46 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,396 And next time Chicken bothers you, you will stand up for yourself! 47 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,480 I will? Yes! 48 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,592 You are important, and popular, 49 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,479 and you do not let people walk all over you! 50 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,560 I don't? No, you don't! 51 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,556 If someone smacks you on one cheek, 52 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,836 you smack them on the other! 53 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:15,830 I do! 54 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,675 Yeah! 55 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,274 All right, let's go watch some more TV. 56 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,871 Oh, Chachi! You have found my lucky quarter! 57 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,673 And you have found my lucky bandage! 58 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,469 Oh, Chachi! 59 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,713 You are the most nicest chewing gum seal ever! 60 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,799 Yeah! 61 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,869 Big brother, stop! 62 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,837 I'll handle this, Cow. 63 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,274 Hey, flabby gags! 64 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,637 How'd you like it if I chewed on you? 65 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,589 You are nuts, man! 66 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,037 Help! 67 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,912 'lay, Chachi'.! 68 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,350 I'm sorry. 69 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,080 Sorry? 70 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,629 Now you're sorry, punk! 71 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,555 Chachi! I am so proud of you! 72 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,479 Don't patronize me, you freak! 73 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,153 I'm sick of your yapping! 74 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,800 You're a waste of bones and organs! 75 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,471 Oh, Chachi? How could you be so cruel? 76 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:03,912 Oh, I wish I'd never chewed you at all! 77 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,709 Oh, maybe she's right. 78 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,269 I should go apologize. 79 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,753 I seem to be stuck. 80 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:23,117 Hello? I'm stuck! 81 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,151 I need some help here! 82 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,389 COW? 83 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,278 Chicken? 84 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,271 Anybody? 85 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:35,990 Hey, Cow? 86 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,832 Whatever happened to that crazy 'gum guy' 87 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,070 that was hanging out with yous last month? 88 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:44,313 Oh, he probably found some other cow to harass. 89 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,153 Yeah, well... good riddance, says I. 90 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,833 He was a bad seal. 91 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,639 And I hope he never comes back. 92 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:57,115 I wish I had never wished on that idiot star! 93 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:01,034 I'm depressed again.