Mama has a Chicken.
Mama has a Cow.
Dad was proud, he didn't care how.
Cow!
Chicken!
Cow and Chicken!
Gee!
More tea, Piles the Beaver Doll?
Hey, Cow! Look!
Another masterpiece for the wall!
Beautiful!
I bet you wish you could make groovy modern an like me, huh?
Oh, big brother!
You know, I am very good at an.
Behold!
Hey, but Cow, so chewing gum ain't an.
I am not done yet.
Cow!
Oh, gross!
Vi-o-la! A chewing gum seal!
You are freaking me out, Cow.
Oh, Mr. Chewing Gum Seal,
if only you were real, you would understand me.
Oh, wishing star,
I wish my chewing gum seal was a real live seal,
whom I could call Chachi,
and love and care for.
Oh, it is a wish come true!
I'm alive.
Oh, it is a miracle!
I will love you and call you Chachi.
Whatever.
Let's go watch TV!
Oh, I love this show!
Don't you think this is a funny show, Chachi?
Chicken! What are you doing?
What's it look like?
Stop popping my best friend!
Chachi, you must stick up for yourself.
Why bother?
My life's miserable and everybody hates me.
Oh, that is not true, Chachi.
I love you.
You do?
Yes!
And next time Chicken bothers you, you will stand up for yourself!
I will? Yes!
You are important, and popular,
and you do not let people walk all over you!
I don't? No, you don't!
If someone smacks you on one cheek,
you smack them on the other!
I do!
Yeah!
All right, let's go watch some more TV.
Oh, Chachi! You have found my lucky quarter!
And you have found my lucky bandage!
Oh, Chachi!
You are the most nicest chewing gum seal ever!
Yeah!
Big brother, stop!
I'll handle this, Cow.
Hey, flabby gags!
How'd you like it if I chewed on you?
You are nuts, man!
Help!
'lay, Chachi'.!
I'm sorry.
Sorry?
Now you're sorry, punk!
Chachi! I am so proud of you!
Don't patronize me, you freak!
I'm sick of your yapping!
You're a waste of bones and organs!
Oh, Chachi? How could you be so cruel?
Oh, I wish I'd never chewed you at all!
Oh, maybe she's right.
I should go apologize.
I seem to be stuck.
Hello? I'm stuck!
I need some help here!
COW?
Chicken?
Anybody?
Hey, Cow?
Whatever happened to that crazy 'gum guy'
that was hanging out with yous last month?
Oh, he probably found some other cow to harass.
Yeah, well... good riddance, says I.
He was a bad seal.
And I hope he never comes back.
I wish I had never wished on that idiot star!
I'm depressed again.