1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,120 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,349 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,954 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:10,909 Cow! 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,590 Chicken! 6 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,639 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,114 Oh, Big Brother! 8 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,793 I had the most exciting day at school! 9 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,136 One of my friends just got her hair cut, 10 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,016 and now all the girls want their hair cut exactly the same way! 11 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,560 And I took Crabs the Warthog Doll to school and almost lost him! 12 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,256 Cause he rolled out of my backpack and onto the floor, 13 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,656 then he rolled down the hallway and kept rolling on and on and on! 14 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,556 Can you imagine that? 15 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,056 Oh, Chicken, it was very hard chasing little Crabs through all those people! 16 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,276 I was so very afraid he might get stepped on! 17 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,033 What does that mean to me? 18 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,256 So, what do you think, should I get my hair cut differently? 19 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,953 Well, Suzie said it would be absolutely 20 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,416 the bestest of the best, the mostest of the most, 21 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,336 it would be the most bestest of the best mostest in the whole wide... 22 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,192 Shut up already! 23 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,997 Thanks to you, Cow, I just missed "Godzilla Versus Rear Admiral Floyd"! 24 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,959 It's your yappin', your constant yappin'! 25 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,236 Why can't ya's keep quiet? 26 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,709 Well, I thought, I thought... 27 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,269 Shut up with the talking, will ya? 28 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,111 I'd like to mute you. 29 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,316 I wish you would just shut up forever! 30 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,277 Do not say one more word! 31 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,112 Not one syllable. 32 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,793 Okay. Fine. 33 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,474 I am not going to say another word to you. 34 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,914 Forever! 35 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,479 Forever? 36 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,996 You mean I'll have peace and quiet for the rest of my life? 37 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,393 This I gotta see! 38 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,916 No, no, wait! I mean, this I gotta hear! 39 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,390 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 40 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,758 Sleep well, my heavyset sister? 41 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,319 Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't quite catch that. 42 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,391 Did you say somethin'? 43 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,710 Oh, I guess not. Cat must have got your tongue. 44 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:28,959 Okay, kids, who wants the prize in the Sugar Frosted Pork Organs box? 45 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,040 Well? 46 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,355 Well, if Cow do not want it, 47 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:42,718 then I suppose I could be forced to take the prize. 48 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,156 Hey! A Manure The Bear Decoder Ring! 49 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,590 Little picture of Manure the Bear on it! 50 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,032 Don't worry, Cow. 51 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:02,115 If any secret messages arrive, I will de-code them for you's. 52 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,352 For the price to be negotiated... later. 53 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,194 Hey, Chicken, you want to shoot some ball? 54 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:25,310 Sorry, ladies, I'm off for an evening of uninterrupted TV watchin'. 55 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,475 Good-bye. 56 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,200 What's 'uninterrupted mean? 57 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,800 Chicken? 58 00:03:54,920 --> 00:04:00,996 You... want... me... to... watch out for... the... 59 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,400 truck? 60 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,475 Ladies and men, this Chicken, this poor Chicken, 61 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,471 claims he was crossing with the green light, 62 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,392 while in a plainly marked crosswalk, 63 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,896 while wearing reflective feathers, carrying a full-size stop sign 64 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,275 and a flashing orange strobe light helmet, 65 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,873 in good operating condition. 66 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:37,033 Did you, Cow, witness this alleged incident? 67 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,315 Then, in your own words, tell the Court what happened. 68 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,476 We're waiting, Miss Cow? 69 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,119 Geez? 70 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,360 Charades! 71 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,159 Oh, I love this game! 72 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,674 Objection! 73 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:58,830 Overruled. 74 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,639 Carry on, Miss Cow. Answer the question. 75 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,478 A bow? Tie? Squirrel? 76 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,870 Fish? Carp? Gill? 77 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,678 Rhymes with gill? Rhymes with gill. 78 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,596 Gill? Gill? First word is gill? 79 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,230 Puppet! Finger? Drink? Stink? Fink? 80 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,029 Tree? Tea! Tea! Gill... Tea! 81 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,551 Guilty! 82 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,430 Guilty! Guilty! I got it! I got it! 83 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,955 I knew, I knew, I knew it! 84 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,111 Bailiffs, take him away! 85 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,352 Cow! Say something! 86 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,152 Fifty years later... 87 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:58,190 Come on, Cow. It's been fifty years. 88 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,759 Speak to me. 89 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:05,630 All right, already! I'm sorry. Okay? 90 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:11,150 Oh, Big Brother, I am so happy that you finally apologized! 91 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:16,314 All these years I have wanted to tell you so much! 92 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:20,157 It's "Not Guilty" I was trying to tell you. 93 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,119 Chicken was "Not Guilty". 94 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,031 Of course! 95 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,192 How could I have been so dense? 96 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,032 Don't answer that. 97 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,355 Chicken, long time no see. 98 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,671 Where have you been these last fifty years, son? 99 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,990 Out on a date? 100 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,551 Now, where were we? 101 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,950 Oh, yes! Fofly-nine years ago, 102 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,236 I told Suzie about what Hams told me that she said... 103 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,358 You know, there's a moral to this story. 104 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:59,677 Be careful what you wish for.