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Mama had a Chickie.

2
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Mama had a Cow.

3
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Dad wad proud,
he didn't care how.

4
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Cow!

5
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Chicken!

6
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Cow and Chicken!

7
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Oh, I am so embarrassed.

8
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A pricing gun?

9
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Imitation Pork Hinies,
twenty-nine cents.

10
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Make that
forty-five-ninety-nine.

11
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Oh, what you doing, Big Brother?

12
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Are you changing
prices with a pricing gun?

13
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Oh, that is illegal!

14
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This is fun!

15
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I do not know if this is
such a good idea, Chicken.

16
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My buns are only nineteen-cents?

17
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I am so cheap!

18
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Have price gun, will travel!

19
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My Big Brother is off his nut!

20
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Oh, panty hose! Into the
basket with your friends!

21
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Sale on Red Guys, aisle five.

22
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What have we here?

23
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Ninety-nine cents?

24
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A deal! I'll take it!

25
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Glory! Something fat!

26
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I'll take this one, too!

27
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Checkout time!

28
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What kind of bags do you like?

29
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Oh, no need to get personal.

30
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Can of coffee, panty hose,
panty hose, panty hose,

31
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chicken, panty hose,
panty hose, panty hose,

32
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cow, panty hose,
panty hose, panty hose.

33
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Hey, Mister?

34
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Do you wear all
these panty hose?

35
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Why of course not!

36
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Why, they're pan of an ingenious
system I use to filter my coffee!

37
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Why don't you just
buy coffee filters?

38
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You mean they make those?

39
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We're home!

40
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Let's see.

41
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What am I gonna use
these two things for?

42
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Oh, different.

43
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I know!

44
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Perhaps you can be a boa
for when I go to the theater!

45
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Perhaps not.

46
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I know what you can be!

47
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No, thanks. I just had
an apple on the train.

48
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Nah!

49
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Good day, boys and girls!

50
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The Pantless Chef will make
cookies with a fat rolling pin!

51
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Well, how'd we do?

52
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, this will never do.

53
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There's holes in
my cookie dough.

54
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You're a lousy rolling pin!

55
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I've got to think.

56
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Think! Think! Think!

57
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I paid for 'em, what
can I use 'em for?

58
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Hey, Meatball!

59
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Go like this...

60
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Good morning! Coffee, grandma?

61
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I'd bet you'd make
a great coffee cup.

62
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It leaks.

63
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Somehow I sense
that I'm getting angry.

64
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Thanks.

65
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Red Guy's gettin' kinda hungry!

66
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Perhaps I'll try out my new
fat oven, which I bought.

67
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Hell-wo, oven.

68
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I got a little surprise
for ya! Say "ah".

69
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Now to adjust the temperature.

70
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Come on, come on, cook, cook!

71
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Oh, Uncle Gerald, call
the twins! I cooked for us!

72
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Excuse me while I go freshen up.

73
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Hey! You're not bad as a towel!

74
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I didn't brush my
teeth this year!

75
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Guess what you get to be?

76
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I need a nice close shave!

77
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Can't you at least hum a little?

78
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Work with me here!

79
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That's it! Now my
shaver's spittin' at me!

80
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I've been ripped off!
You guys are useless!

81
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I'm taking you
back to the store.

82
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Hey! What do you
think you're doin'?

83
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Butt-walking to my car. Why?

84
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You didn't pay for yourself!

85
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Oh, but I'm not for sale!

86
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Oh-oh, yes ou are!

87
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You got a dollar twenty-nine?

88
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No.

89
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Must have left my
wallet in my other pants.

90
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Man! I gotta take
me one of these!

91
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Oh, how darling!

92
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A Cow and Chicken just
like my Cow and Chicken!

93
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The kids will be so thrilled!

94
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Hey! <i>|</i> Paid 900d money for...!

95
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Now make yourself
useful and brush my teeth!

96
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Please! Cut to commercial!

97
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Thanks.

98
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Now, brush! Don't
forget to floss!

