1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,216 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:02,310 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,835 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,835 Cow! 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,555 Chicken! 6 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,558 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,749 Where is it? I left it in here! 8 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:56,232 Oh, Chicken? Tell me about the day I was born. 9 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,038 Oh, not again! 10 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,191 I already tolds ya's a hundred times! 11 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,355 Pretty please? 12 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,397 Oh, all right, I'll tell ya. 13 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,110 You was adopted. 14 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,076 Adopted? 15 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,913 Oh, I was adopted! 16 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,469 Oh-oh-oh, adopted! My baby, woo! 17 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,676 Adopted, yeah, yeah, baby! 18 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,273 Chicken? What's 'adopted'? 19 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:24,591 It's when, a man and a woman love each other and they... 20 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,073 Go ask Mom. 21 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,434 Mom? 22 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:29,637 Mom? 23 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,199 What is it, sweetheart? 24 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,636 Oh, tell me about the day I was born. 25 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,313 The day you were born? 26 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,518 Oh, honey! What a day that was! 27 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,912 High in the sky, Mr. Stork was a-flappin' his wings hard 28 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,959 to bring a big bundle of joy to our doorstep. 29 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,957 Coming! 30 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,073 Who is it? 31 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,395 Mama? 32 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,592 What's this? 33 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,751 Isn't she precious? 34 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,356 Look, Chicken! You have a baby sister! 35 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,320 That was the happiest day of my life. 36 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,993 Oh, mama, that old 'stork story'! 37 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,674 I think it's time we told Cow the truth. 38 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,910 She's old enough now. 39 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,069 I remember it like it was yesterday. 40 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:36,911 Cut to the chase. 41 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,470 It was in the days when we had the cabbage farm. 42 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,433 Hey, there, mama! 43 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,989 Are we expecting something yet? 44 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,674 Oh, yeah! Somethin' fat! 45 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:51,989 Are you ready? 46 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,599 It is fat! 47 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,671 Hey, thanks! 48 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:02,512 Save me, mama! There's something in my cabbage! 49 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:11,793 She's adorable! I am so proud of you, Dad! 50 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,719 I was born in a vegetable? 51 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,791 That was the best cabbage we ever had. 52 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,235 What is wrong with you, Cow? 53 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,990 I still do not know anything about the day I was born. 54 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,550 Mom said I was squeezed through the mail box by a bird. 55 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,359 Dad said he found me in a big cabbage. 56 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,876 And you won't tell me what 'adopted' means! 57 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:53,718 Somebody please tell me about the day I was born! 58 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,989 Saved by the bus. 59 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,592 Good night, Miss Teacher. 60 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,354 See ya tomorrow, class! 61 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,949 Cow, what is it? 62 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,634 Oh, I was wondering... 63 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,600 Oh, Teacher, do you remember the day I was born? 64 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:17,590 Sure I do! 65 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,559 You were the cutest little egg I ever did see. 66 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,436 E99? 67 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,319 It happened back when I was teaching kindergarten. 68 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:28,633 I was correcting some algebra papers during recess one morning. 69 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,031 The geniuses were playin' in the yard. 70 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:50,592 So, basically we put this huge egg on the nature table, 71 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,992 and during geometry class it started moving. 72 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:11,353 Hey, Cow, did you like Teacher's eggs-splanation? 73 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,953 We thought it was very egg-citing! 74 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,391 Cow, you crack me up! 75 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,314 Oh, what's the matter, tubby? 76 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,313 Why the long fat face? 77 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,351 Mom told me never to talk to strangers. 78 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,511 And you're pretty strange. 79 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,193 But I am not a stranger! 80 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,953 Why, I was there the day you were born! 81 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,155 You was! 82 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,240 Of course I was. 83 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,157 I'm the one who delivered you! 84 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,914 Get me some hot towels! 85 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,392 What's going on in there, Chicken? 86 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,632 Is everything all right, doctor? 87 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,438 I can see the head! 88 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,433 Somebody get me a plunger! 89 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,033 Coming, Dr. Hiney Bottom! 90 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,474 Nurse? 91 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:14,079 Push! Push! 92 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,992 What's going on in there, Dad? 93 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,071 You're having a baby. 94 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,753 Push! Push! 95 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:23,356 Oh, that's it now! Push! Push! 96 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,476 Congratulations. 97 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,429 It's a four-hundred pounder! 98 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,959 Look, Chicken, you have a new baby sister! 99 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,793 Chicken? 100 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,269 Cow! 101 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,714 Can I hold her? 102 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,996 Of course, dear. 103 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:53,638 So that is really what happened on the day I was born? 104 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,912 Oh, Chicken, I just love you! 105 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,314 Yeah. I love yas, too.