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Time for your bath, Chicken!
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Do you want me to
start the hot water?
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I can do it!
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I am waiting!
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Do I have to? I'm just
gonna get dirty tomorrow.
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Oh, look! A spider!
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Don't let him kill me!
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You are one fast mom, Mom!
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Hey, looks like
the bath thing is out
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with that horrible spider
runnin' around and all.
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And don't forget to
wash behind your waddle.
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I ain't takin' no stupid bath.
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I am allergic to water.
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Chicken?
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If you do not take a bath, you
are going to be in big trouble.
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You are not coming out of there,
young man, until you take a bath.
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Fine with me.
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Oh, I hope you finish
your bath soon, big brother,
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because I need to
use the bathroom.
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A lot.
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Hurry it up, Chicken!
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Hey!
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Chicken? Hurry up
and take that bath.
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I gotta get in there.
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No dice.
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Oh, Chicken? Are you done yet?
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I need to visit the
reading room... to read.
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Me, too, Chicken. Can
I, use the bathroom, too?
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Come on, son. I
gotta core the apple.
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I have to launch the raft.
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Come on, Chicken. I have
to break up the chimney.
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I need to stir the
beans, big brother.
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Will you be much longer?
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I ain't takin' no bath!
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Come on! I gotta...
feed the ducks.
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Why don't you just get
it over with, Chicken?
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I need to wax the board.
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Hey! The bathroom is
closed for the duration.
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Chicken?
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For or yin' out loud!
I gotta jump the gun!
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I can't hold it any longer!
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Could you please hurry, honey?
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I gotta peel the onion!
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How rude! Not while
I am in the tub, bub.
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Hurry up, Chicken! I've
got to wash the window.
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I've gotta make peace
with the Germans!
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Gotta run for Congress here!
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Come on, Chicken!
Take a bath already!
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Chicken! It's time
to flip the pickles!
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Come on, Chicken!
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I gotta resolve a family crisis!
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I simply must pull the ripcord!
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|...must... wash... the window!
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I gotta spoon the balls.
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Let me let the
puppies run! Please?
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Gotta shake hands...
with the President.
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Gotta press the issue!
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Chicken, I need
to let the cat out!
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It's time to drive
the governor home.
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|...need... to... stuff...
the... oh... olives!
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Have to shuck the corn.
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It is time to burp the baby!
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May I please
hammer out the facts?
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I got to strike my fancy!
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La! Some carpet, pot favor'.!
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Gotta talk to the boss!
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That is it, Chicken!
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Okay, men, I've got a plan.
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Ready or not, Chicken!
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Son, if you don't take a bath...
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then we'll give you one!
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Geez!
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I ain't never
gonna take no bath!
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Great balls of fire! Hurry!
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I will... No bath!
Win, win, win!
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Code red!
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This just in.
78
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Family of four disappears
in freak milk accident.
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Cow and Chicken Show canceled!
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Not really, gee.
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In a related story, fat
Red Guy lookin' for work!
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Let's race! Last one to
New York is a panty hose!
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Why didn't you run?
84
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What are ya, stupid? We
only got fifteen seconds.
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You don't need pant
for the victory dance,
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'cause Batman's
better than Weasel.
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LR. Baboon's a big star cartoon.
88
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I. M. Weasel!
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LR. Baboon reigns
king of his mine,
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he's just a baboon
with a wiggle behind.
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But round every corner
he's likely to find...
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I. M. Weasel!
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I. M. Weasel!
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Hi. The sea is roughily.
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It being dangerous
for heck long time.
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Maybe two years.
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Many stupid captains
make idiot mistakes,
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'cause they is idiots.
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But this not happen
to I, 'cause |.R. smart.
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Welcome to the maiden
voyage of 8.8. Flaming Weenie!
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And the captain
are that's brave,
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handsome,
intelligent, |.R. Baboon!
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LR. On maiden voyage.
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LR. Captain of ship!
LR. Captain of ship!
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I... captain baboon!
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Who is you?
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I, Captain Baboon,
am the ship's inspector.
108
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And this ship is not
suitable for ocean travel.
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What you talking 'bout, Weasel?
110
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This ship solid as pie!
111
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I'm sorry, Captain,
112
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but the only place this ship
is heading is to the scrap pile.
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Pile this!
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|.R. Captain of |.R.'s ship,
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and |.R. going to captain-ing
this ship off to sea, stupid Weasel!
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Full steaming ahead!
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Fresh.
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Captain Baboon, I here
by place you under arrest.
119
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And your first mate
shall be placed in charge.
120
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That no good! He busy
doing important job.
121
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Where is he?
122
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He down below waxing the dingy!
123
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Pa first mate,
red! I fee! All tingly!
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Pa first mate, red!
Just waxin' the dingy!
125
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You get this tub turned
around while I go find him.
126
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Excuse me, my good man.
127
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Hello! It's me, the First Mate!
128
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Can you be helped?
129
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Do you know you
are out of uniform?
130
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And your point is?
131
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Well, I...
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Never mind.
133
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Just look at this manure
barge masquerading as a ship.
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Girders held together with
chewing gum and duct tape.
135
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Decks sealed with ear wax?
136
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Pants-less First Mate!
137
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Thousand of gallons of water
spilling through a hole in the bulkhead?
138
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What a disgrace.
139
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Great dancin' grandma!
We're gonna sink!
140
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I must bail us out!
141
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'Cause I am Weasel.
142
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,591
Hey! What going on, Weasel?
143
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,159
The ship is filling with water!
144
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,696
Don't just stand
there! Do something!
145
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I.R. consulting "Book Of Things To
Do When Ship Filling With Water."
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Lighten load? That easy.
147
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|.R. lighten load.
148
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Now this not maiden voyage.
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Bye-bye, maidens!
150
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Well, that taking care of that.
151
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Oh, Mr. Weasel
Man, what be matter?
152
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Here, having glass of water.
153
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,149
Better?
154
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,394
What that light mean?
155
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It means there's an
object in our cruise path.
156
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,638
I suggest you call your
lookout to get a visual reading.
157
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'Kav-yo' Hello!
158
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,872
Hey Mr. Lookout man!
159
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,792
Hey, hey, yoo-hoo...
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00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:30,712
Hey, hey, yoo-hoo, I'll
be a lookout guy for you.
161
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:34,794
Johnny! There being
something ahead of ship!
162
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Shiver me timber!
163
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What? What?
164
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,159
A iceberg!
165
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Oh, grandma! A iceberg!
166
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We're gonna hit a grandma?
167
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,432
No, you silly man!
168
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An iceberg on the port bow!
169
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- Iceberg?
- Iceberg.
170
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,351
Yeah!
171
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,839
Don't just stand there laughing!
172
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,513
Take some evasive measures!
173
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,798
Yeah. Idiot Weasel.
That's being no iceberg.
174
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That only ice cube.
175
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,357
Great horny toad! What was that?
176
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,273
It seems we've lost the
entire side of our ship!
177
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,631
Is that good thing or bad thing?
178
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,154
That would be a
bad thing, Baboon.
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Abandoning ship!
Abandoning ship!
180
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,070
Women and baboons first!
181
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Then TV's! Household appliances!
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Then maybe Weasels.
183
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,435
Correct me if I'm wrong,
184
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,720
but isn't the Captain supposed
to go down with the ship?
185
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,440
No, no, no, no, no.
That just old wife's tale.
186
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Lookie here, rule eleven.
187
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Hasta banana!
188
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,358
Well, don't want
to break the rules.
189
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,874
So long, folks.
190
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,957
Yoo-hoo! Sailor!
191
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,318
You poor wet squirrel!
192
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,357
Here, climb up onto the dingy.
193
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,829
Oh, thank you. I
thought I was a goner.
194
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,991
No, it's your lucky day, baby!
195
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Stupid Weasel! |.R.
too smart for him!
196
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,873
Wait a minute! Hold everything!
197
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,110
What kind of bedtime
story was that?
198
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,200
This is my cartoon!
199
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,120
How come Baboon gets all the
glory, while I end up riding in a dingy?
200
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,318
Well, I certainly
enjoyed the story.
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Baboon?
202
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,355
Did you like the ending?
203
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,559
Oh, yes! |.R. liking
that ending very much.
204
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,234
Oh, well that settles it then.
205
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Goodnight!
206
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,909
This is the last time I hire
him to be our baby-sitter!