1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,040 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:02,309 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,960 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:10,840 COW! 5 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,515 Chicken! 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,559 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,438 Give me back my Crabs doll! 8 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,789 Chicken? 9 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,275 Mother! 10 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,317 Where are my grandchildren? 11 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,193 Oh, hello, Grand-ma-ma! 12 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,716 I'm going to the mall, and I'm takin' the kids with me! 13 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,110 Oh, that's a great idea! 14 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,840 Here, Cow. Take Grandma's bag. 15 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,310 Whatcha doin' down there, Chicken? 16 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,040 You get up when your Grandma's talkin' to you! 17 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:19,878 If you're going to the mall, mother, shouldn't you wear your glasses? 18 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,634 I ain't wearin' those soda pop bottles! 19 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,790 Now, mother. 20 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,440 You know without them you're blind as a bat. 21 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,794 I'm not fat! 22 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,838 Hold still... till I put them on. 23 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,311 Well, hurry up. I haven't got a||...day. 24 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,597 Into the car, kids! 25 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,873 And don't hurry back! 26 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,758 Darn specs. 27 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,072 These things mar my beauty. 28 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:55,279 Now, how am I supposed to find a new grandpa looking like that? 29 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,359 Did you say "new grandpa"? 30 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,596 What happened to the old grandpa? 31 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,159 Well, I lost him. 32 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,958 Can't remember where I put him. 33 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,156 There's the mall, grand-ma-ma. 34 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:21,074 Oh, dang! I always miss that turn! 35 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,280 Lot's go shopping. 36 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,429 Right. You kids stay with me. 37 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,636 Don't be wandering off now. 38 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,519 Can't afford new grand kids, too. 39 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,113 Excuse me, young man? 40 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,709 Where's the Grandpa Department? 41 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,632 Grand-ma-ma? 42 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,437 Look! A smudge! 43 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,875 How in the heck do you suppose... 44 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,996 we're gonna attract a new grandpa with a dirty beak? 45 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,311 Hey, Han'. What do you think? 46 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,313 Y'all look over there! It is Chicken. 47 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,277 Hey, Chicken! 48 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,112 Yoo-hoo! 49 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,599 It's Flem and Earl. 50 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,273 Hey, what's goin' on, fellas? 51 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,273 We were gonna go pick up girls. 52 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,475 Y'all want to come? 53 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,916 I can't! I gotta stay with grandma. 54 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,630 And you can wipe that smirk off your face, boy! 55 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,757 Why don't ya just give her the slip? 56 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,993 No poss-si-blo, amigo. She is very attached to me. 57 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,670 That's it, you got some lipstick. 58 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,230 Will mascara do? 59 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Got some! 60 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,555 Wait right there! 61 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,711 I want that back when you're done. 62 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,269 I want to see the manager! 63 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,192 Chicken, what are you doing? 64 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,430 Will you shut up, Cow? 65 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,280 You are one handsome hand. 66 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,990 Run for your lives! 67 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,198 I'm not happy with the service here, kids! 68 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,793 We're leaving! 69 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,712 Are you ready, Chicken? 70 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,599 Speak up, boy! 71 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:04,435 I see your lips flappin', but I can't hear you. 72 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,353 Hey, why do you guys want to pick up girls, anyways? 73 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,558 'Cause my dad said it makes a man of you. 74 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,316 Hey! Let's go get a soda, first! 75 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,515 Okay. 76 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,873 Do you think a grandpa would go for this? 77 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,709 Well... What's that, Chicken? 78 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,790 Don't you talk smart to your grandma, 79 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,996 or I'll put you over my knee! 80 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,833 What the heck. Let's try it on. 81 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,993 Hold this while I take off my corset. 82 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,753 Oh, man! 83 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,798 Chicken! What do you think you're doing in here? 84 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,713 This is the girl's dressing room! 85 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,673 Yep, they's girls, all right. 86 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,040 What do we do now? 87 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,713 You gotta pick one of them up! 88 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,800 You go first! 89 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:58,910 No, you first! 90 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,593 I said 'first, ' first! 91 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:01,760 No, you did not! Yes, I did! 92 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,873 Can I go first? 93 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:10,352 Sure! 94 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,669 He's in! 95 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,359 Thank you. 96 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,754 Give your brother his ice cream, Cow. 97 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,156 Ain't ya gonna eat your ice cream, boy? 98 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,517 I tell ya, Cow, Chicken always did eat like a pig. 99 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,275 I do not see what is so great about pickin' up girls. 100 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,590 Me, neither! 101 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,240 Chicken! I've lost grand-ma-ma! 102 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,073 I cannot find her anywheres! 103 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,992 How we gonna get home? 104 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,753 May I have your attention, please? 105 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,593 We have a lost grandma at Customer Service. 106 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,194 Cow! Get your udder over here pronto, 107 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,238 or Chicken and I will leave without you! 108 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,591 Well, I didn't think much of the mall. 109 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,877 The pickings were pretty slim for new grandpas. 110 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,519 What about that place? 111 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,671 Used Grandpa Lot. 112 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,717 This is more like it! 113 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,359 Howdy, folks! 114 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,720 Need a grandpa around the house? 115 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:04,551 Sure ya do! 116 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,870 I've got the best deals on grandpas in town! 117 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:07,960 Check out this beauty! 118 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,838 He comes with a refurbished hair piece. 119 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,797 And he's fully loaded. 120 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,518 Oh, now there's a deal! 121 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,511 Still in his original slippers! 122 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,511 This one comes with a spare! 123 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,038 This looks like a pretty good grandpa to me. 124 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,431 But isn't that our grandpa? The one grandma lost? 125 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,999 I'll take this one. 126 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,549 Excellent choice, madame. 127 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,079 Y'all come back now... hear! 128 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,113 Why ain't ya singin', Chicken? 129 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,554 I am singin'! 130 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,553 You wait till your mom hears about this!