1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,190 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:02,315 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,914 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:10,880 COW! 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,600 Chicken! 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,519 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,119 Come on! 8 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,391 Oh, almost there! 9 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,238 It's okay. 10 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,960 Mom? 11 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,399 Look at what followed me home! 12 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,800 What is it, Cow? 13 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,350 I would like you to meet the cutest whittle doggie 14 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,431 in the whole wide world! 15 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,555 Where is he, dear? 16 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:05,755 Right here! 17 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:10,073 Oh, he's cute fuzzy brown with spotted big floppy ears. 18 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:14,677 And what is my darling four-hundred and sixty pound daughter talking about? 19 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,878 Oh, my new dog, Kevin. 20 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,359 Can I keep him, please? 21 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:23,718 Oh, I see. Looks like our Cow has gone insane. 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,279 Oh, no, Dad. 23 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,271 She's got an imaginary dog. 24 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,271 Oh, there ain't nothin' there! 25 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,478 All right, Cow. You can keep the doggie. 26 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,793 Oh, thank you, Mom and Dad. 27 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,314 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 28 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,079 This is stupid! 29 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,835 It is not stupid. You are just jealous. 30 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:45,920 Jealous? 31 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:49,999 Yes. You are jealous because you do not have a pet. 32 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,390 Neither do yous. This is idiotic. 33 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,199 Oh, Chicken! Look out! 34 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,039 Kevin is not paper trained as yet. 35 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:07,040 All right y, Kevin! I will take you into my classroom. 36 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:11,000 But you must promise to be a good whittle doggie and shut up! 37 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,117 Today's spelling word! 38 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,555 Shut yer traps! 39 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:16,789 Any questions? 40 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,396 Oh, doggie! Oh, you are such a ticker! 41 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,950 Cow! Just what have you got in the bag? 42 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,236 What do you mean? I do not got no dog in the bag. 43 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:27,989 He got away! 44 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,071 Come back, Kevin! 45 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:35,595 Sweet bald-headed grandma! There's a dog in here! 46 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:36,476 COW! 47 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,439 You know there's no animals allowed in this classroom! 48 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,555 Roll over! 49 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,871 Bad dog, Kevin! 50 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,315 All right, Cow! 51 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,357 For bringin' a dog to school, 52 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,000 your brother's got to do double homework! 53 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,479 Sorry. 54 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,710 All done, Kevin? 55 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,075 Good boy! 56 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,352 Lookie! A dog show! 57 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:04,399 Now everyone will see how terrific you are! 58 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,834 Next? 59 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,355 I would like to enter my doggie into the competition, please! 60 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,113 Is he a pure breed? 61 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,474 Oh, yes! See? 62 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,270 Oh, doggie! 63 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,636 You are such an affectionate whittle doggie! 64 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,552 All entries come forward. 65 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,833 Begin! 66 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,632 Roll over! 67 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,119 Good boy! 68 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,759 Shake! 69 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,870 Well, I guess that was perfect. 70 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,678 No flaws that I could see. 71 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,556 Come on! 72 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,439 Jump through the flaming hoop, Donald! 73 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,435 Okay. Looks like Cow's dog is the winner! 74 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,635 Hooray! 75 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:15,113 You mean that stupid invisible dog won First Place? 76 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,793 Oh, yes, Big Brother! 77 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,518 But there is a problem. 78 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,398 Yeah. There's no dog. 79 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,552 Well, since being around all these other dogs, 80 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,519 Kevin has gotten fleas! 81 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,912 Oh, poor Kevin is scratching right now! 82 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,116 Help him! 83 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,709 Oh, he's gonna die from fleas! 84 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:39,191 If he has got fleas, get him a flea collar. 85 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,711 Oh, please! 86 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,589 Go to the store and get my doggie a flea collar! 87 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,076 I would like a flea collar, please. 88 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,275 What kind of dog? 89 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,715 A invisible dog. 90 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:57,397 You'll need one of these special invisible dog flea collars. 91 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,550 Only ten bucks! 92 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,553 Will you take a invisible ten dollar bill? 93 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,154 Ten bucks! Take it or leave it. 94 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,512 Hey, Cow, I got your stupid flea collar here. 95 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,716 Come on, take it! 96 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,713 Cow, what's the matter? 97 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:19,270 Did I step in Kevin's poo-poo again? 98 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,272 My 110g ran away! 99 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,829 Okay, Cow, I'll help yous find Kevin. 100 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,116 Just stop blubberin' like an idiot. 101 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,875 Oh, thank you for helping me find my doggie, Big Brother. 102 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:33,189 Yeah, whatever. 103 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,559 Doggie? Doggie, where are you? 104 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:45,674 I think Kevin really is gone, Cow. 105 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:51,278 I will find my doggie no matter how many years it takes! 106 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,270 Cow's been gone two years now. 107 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,920 Oh, she'll show up, Mama... 108 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,274 when she gets hungry. 109 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,757 Well! Look what the cat dragged in! 110 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,194 It's our daughter! 111 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:09,238 Did you find your imaginary dog, Sweetheart? 112 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,870 Oh, yes I did. But I did not bring him home. 113 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,871 No. I left him at the park. 114 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,998 There was this lonely, broke and imaginary man there, 115 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,276 and he did not have no dog. 116 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,352 He found Kevin and they became friends. 117 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,670 I couldn't bear to break them up! 118 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,229 So, I left my doggie with this man. 119 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:32,678 Cow, you is stupidier than yous looks. 120 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,995 Hello! I'm the Imaginary Man from the park. 121 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,912 Imaginary Kevin had pups 122 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,312 and I wanted to give Cow's family the pick of the Imaginary litter! 123 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,555 You know, the weird part isn't the imaginary pups. 124 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:01,111 What freaks me out is that Kevin's a boy dog.