And now our final "Bet The Farm" question.
And remember, your answer must be in the form of an answer.
This milk producing bovine has been known to give milk
and to jump over the moon.
I know the answer! Oh, I know, I know!
What are lobsters?
Lobsters? What are you, an idiot?
Everybody knows lobsters don't jump!
Cousin Sow!
Oh, I can't believe you are here!
Yeah, I'm thrilled, too!
So, Sow?
To what do we owe the pleasure of your visit?
My step-mom and step-dad dropped me off here
as my last chance to clean up my act
before gettin' sent back to the reform sty!
What a pleasant surprise!
We'd love to have our favorite niece stay here!
You know what they say?
Bacon fat is thicker than water!
Sometimes I think maybe I was adopted.
Rise and shine, kids! Breakfast is ready!
Be right there, Mom!
Don't wait for me. I'll be there in a sec.
Oh, man! Not corn on the cob again!
Chicken?
You know your Cousin Sow is lactose and pork butt intolerant.
Now sit down and eat your corn cob!
Oh, all right.
Hey! That's my com!
Really gross, Sow.
Cousin Sow, you are such a pig!
Oh, hurry up in there! I really gotta go!
I've been waitin' out here for six hours!
If you are going to dance out here,
would you mind not making so much noise?
Thank you.
More mud, Cousin Sow?
Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please!
Can't I see your tattoo one more time?
Oh, can't I?
All right already! But this is the last time!
It is so beau-moo-tiful!
Now go to sleep and leave me alone!
Goodnight, Sow.
Oh, I cannot wait till everyone meets you at school tomorrow.
Yeah. I can't wait, either.
Cob Chowder or Chef's Surprise?
Chef's Surprise, please?
Surprise!
What's your pleasure?
Food fight!
That Corn Cob Man is such a funny guy.
Coming!
Yes!
Kinda looked like Cow!
Hey, girls?
Want to come to my house and study?
Yeah?
Why, so you can pour milk in our shoes again?
I don't know what you are talking about?
Don't play dumb with us!
Let's go, girls!
Hey, Chicken? Want to play piggy-back-ride?
You pulled my underwear up over my head
and dumped this bucket of milk on me,
and now you ask me to play with yous?
But Chicken, I did not do those things.
Yeah, right.
Cousin Sow? Want me to carry your books home?
You gotta understand, Cuz. I'm on the up-and-up now.
It wouldn't look good on my record for me to be hangin' out with a delinquent,
such as yourself.
But I have not done anything wrong.
Yeah, that's what they all say.
He's got a gun! That pig has got a gun!
I hope he doesn't shoot the gull!
Hey, Pig! Put down the gun!
Thank you, Pie!
Geez'. Now Cow's roof in' in on Hem and Eafl.
She's out of control!
Geez, Cow! How could yous?
Geez. Now Cow's wallowin' and rootin' in the Henderson's yard!
My sister is such a pig.
But I could not be over there wallowing and rooting in filth if I am right here.
So, that means...
Hey, catch ya at the softball game tonight!
Got my shirt back from the cleaners.
Pants weren't ready.
Not this time!
Attention students!
Anyone with information as to the whereabouts of Cow,
please talk to the Principal's Office... immediately.
Hey, you guys! She's over here!
Get the fat Cow!
Oh, please! Let me explain!
Excuse me, Cow!
All right, Cow. We know you're in there!
Your evil milking ways are over!
And now me.
Sow?
I thought that tasted suspiciously like pigs milk!
Bye-bye! Bye, y'all!
She was my first love.
Mine, too.
Hold me!
Oh, geez! Everyone's gone nuts!
Thanks.
Don't swim out too far, kids! It could be dangerous!
Chicken, come back!
What's the matter, Son? Be a girl like your sister!
Get out there and swim!
You don't need pant for the victory dance,
'cause Batman's better than Weasel.
LR. Baboon's a big star cartoon.
I. M. Weasel!
LR. Baboon reigns king of his mine,
he's just a baboon with a wiggle behind.
But round every corner he's likely to find...
I. M. Weasel!
Today is a monumental day, Mr. Baboon.
Today we will save these people from extinction.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
And welcome to Weasel Airlines.
For those of you migrating for the first time,
please direct your attention to the following film.
Today, I and my co-pilot, Mr. Baboon,
will assist you on an important journey.
Every spring, people just like you would venture deep into the wilderness.
With only their genetic memory as a guide,
the male and female...
would instinctively begin their arduous trek to the icy waters of their birth.
As if drawn by some unseen force,
they would swim upstream against raging currents and overwhelming odds!
Of course, some would never make it,
but many would succeed and happily spawn
in the mountain waters from whence they came.
But this annual migration can no longer exist
because of an influx of Mad Beaver Disease!
I'll say it now! It's all just a stupid tale!
And that stinkin' loony bear is just usin' us!
Hey, Kevin, you're right!
And the trees that goes with 'em!
The heck with that thing!
And dang the river!
Ave! Dang the river!
Let's make a dam!
And the lunatic beavers proceeded to do just that.
Timber!
Much to the dismay of the spawning public,
the beavers had built humongous dams hundreds of feet high,
blocking the river and making your spawning trip impossible.
I'm sure! Go get my fishin' pole!
It looks like a school of jumpies are tr yin' to spawn again!
It is for this reason that Weasel Air provides this air migration service.
Now, just sit back and relax
and our stewardess will be serving pickle fudge sundaes in a moment.
Now, everybody buckle-up
and remember to use the barf buckets under your seats.
Tower, this is Weasel Air,
flight ten-niner requestin' permission to taxi onto runway.
Yeah, whatever blows your skirt up, Big Boy.
Roger Dodger, over and under.
Now, that's a Roger.
Pilot to Co-Pilot, we are ready to taxi onto the runway.
Okay!
Well, |.R., today's flight will make our one thousandth successful mission.
Oh, Captain?
Some man in fourteen D can't get his peanuts open!
Peanuts?
It only took a bag of pretzels to blow up the Hindenburg!
Baboon! You take the wheel!
Aye!
Let it go! My peanuts!
Oh, that poor man! Somebody help him with his bag!
Now |.R. having control of airplane.
Now hear this, peoples!
This are Baboon Airline!
Holding on!
What do they make these bags out of?
Don't panic! Help is on the way!
There's fourteen D, and there's the bag of peanuts.
That's odd.
Where could he have possibly gone?
Let go of my tail! Let it go!
Oh, what happened?
|.R. have more lumps on head than usual.
Smarty pants Weasel think he stop |.R. from being the air pilot.
Look at all the pretty buttons!
Millions pretty buttons.
LR. Pushing a“ buttons'.!
When you've finished your peanuts,
our flight attendant will be serving complimentary beverages.
That's strange. We're accelerating.
This can only mean one thing.
Baboon!
All right, Mr. Baboon!
Jumping mother of pearl!
|.R. going to knock off that big goat.
That was close.
Oh, Captain? Oh, Capitan?
All that turbulence has caused all the women to go into third stage labor...
simultaneously!
I have no alternative.
I must deliver all those babies and fly the plane at the same time.
And I fly plane.
I am Weasel! O.B.G.Y.N.
I'm exhausted!
If I have to slap one more baby's butt, I'll pass out.
Thank goodness we're almost there.
Good gravy!
We're losing altitude fast!
Got to get nose up!
Oh, it's no use!
All the babies have made the plane too heavy!
Co-Pf lot Baboon'. Report to cockpit ASAP .1!
|.R., Roger!
We've got to lighten the load!
Go jettison any unnecessary baggage!
Ave-ave, Sir!
|.R. throw out unnecessary old bag.
We're still too heavy!
Go dump all the cargo!
Bye-bye used cannon balls!
Bye-bye two ton tub!
Giant Beaver Dam straight ahead!
Baboon! Do something to lighten the plane!
LR. On top of it, Captain'.!
Just look at them, |.R.
There's nothing to compare to the wondrous beauty of parenthood.
Well, our work is done here.
Breakout the rubber raft and we'll head back down stream.
|.R. throwing out raft when |.R. tossing flight attendant overboard.
What?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you.