Mama had a Chickie.
Mama had a Cow.
Dad was proud, he didn't care how.
COW!
Chicken!
Cow and Chicken!
Well, ain't it just a lovely day?
0h, yeah!
No one can stop Marion the Sailor!
Crash!
No one except Action Abe Lincoln!
With Kung Fu lips!
Take this, Lincoln!
Feel my wrath, Sailor Boy!
| 9°! Yous!
No way!
Hello, Sailor.
Oh, hello, Mr. Lincoln.
Would you care to join me for tea?
Hey, Cow?
Yes, Big Brother?
Do you know what this is?
That's your dolly.
No. This is a action figure.
And action figures don't drink tea.
So beat it!
Hey! There's Earl!
What's up, Earl?
Look what I got for my birthday!
It can't be! Oh, my gosh!
It's the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure!
With neutron bomb, flank steak and night vision goggles!
Hey!
Y'all know what I heard?
I heard that Sergeant Weenie Arms is real!
A real guy!
Nah. I heard he's just your dad dressed up in a costume.
No way!
The back of the package says he is real!
It also says we can meet him,
and become full-fledged Weenie Marines!
All we gotta do is dress in official Weenie Trooper Action Gear,
and go to Dead Skull Cave and read the Weenie Chant!
Dead Skull Cave?
This is so scary!
This looks like the place.
Let's get to work.
Now, I shall recite the Weenie Chant!
"Umm claw too verada wee num!"
Give me that! You is readin' it wrongly!
"Clem toe needle ing twee dum!"
Hey'. Haws weenie is upside down'.!
All right. One more time.
"Clem toe booga boo wee num!"
Sergeant Weenie Arms!
Boys! Fall in!
All right!
I'm gonna turn you fashion models into Weenie Marines!
Now, get down on your fat little bellies and give me twenty!
This is so cool!
Yeah! Cool!
First, you must complete the shaving ritual!
I want each of you girls to pick up one of these smooth river rocks!
This is not a cappuccino break!
I told you prom queens to get some river rocks!
All right. Now, shave with it!
Wouldn't it be easier to shave with a sharp rock?
Sharp rocks are for non-men.
Do you want to be a non-man?
I don't think so!
All right, men.
Your next mission is to chop down that cave tree.
With your faces!
Ready? Chop!
Pick up the pace!
Do you hacking grandmas wanna be Weenie Marines or not?
Good job, men!
Let's hit the sack! You've earned it!
Reveille at oh-four-hundred!
Ten-hum!
On your feet, you pastry chefs!
Congratulations, ladies!
You are now full-fledged Weenie Marines!
This is so cool!
Those are my boys!
You've done me proud!
Action Figures!
Hey! A Pencil-Neck Sissy Doll?
That's right!
Real Weenie Marines aren't afraid to play with sissy dolls!
Oh, would you care for more tea, Pencil-Neck Sissy?
Oh, yes! Please, Crabs!
You know, I think that Sergeant Weenie-ums is full of bologna.