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Mama had a Chickie.
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Mama had a Cow.
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Dad wad proud,
he didn't care how.
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COW!
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Chicken!
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Cow and Chicken!
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Next time I ask for your
lunch money, Chicken,
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you had better
have exact change!
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Stay still, son.
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Right there, Mama!
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A bruise!
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Oh, Papa! He's damaged goods!
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I'll never be a grandmother!
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Oh, it's nothin'.
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Son, it's time you
learned karate.
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It made a man of Mom. And me!
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Our son's gonna be a karate man!
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"Ben Panced School of Ka-rate.
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Kick hiney or your money back!"
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What are you doin' here, Cow?
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Kickin' butt ain't for women!
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At least let Crabs
The Warthog watch!
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He is not a woman!
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All right, okay.
You can tag along.
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But I do not want to
know you are here.
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Oh, wood.
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Excuse me. You Ben Panced?
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Oh, yes, I have.
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I want to learn the karate
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'cause I was at school and
Dick beat the tar out of me.
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Hey, excuse me here?
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It's you!
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Having bully problems, are we?
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Yes. Got a buck?
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I do.
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Then I'll teach Butt-Fu!
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In karate, Butt-Fu is most
revered and rear-viewed.
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Nice catch.
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What is this called?
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Beats me! Some cool
thing I saw in a movie.
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Isn't it fun?
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Shark!
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Oh, my arm!
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My head!
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My Havel!
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Okay, now, bend over!
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Your Butt-Fu belt!
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Give me that dollar!
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Cool. Now that guy Dick's
gonna get what's comin' to him.
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I know you is followin' me, Cow.
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Why don't you go play
hopscotch or somethin'?
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Goody! Oh, that would be fun!
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Help the poor!
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Clothe the hungry!
Feed the naked!
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Hey, let's fight, Dick!
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No can do, Chicken.
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It's Saturday. I'm raisin'
money for the poor.
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Great googlie-mooglie! I'm late!
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Sorry, Chicken.
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I have to help old Mrs.
McGoonigaigle cross the street!
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Thanks, Dick! I'll
see ya next Saturday!
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Dick Purcelle at your service!
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Come on, Dick! Let's mix it up!
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Mounds of piles! The
hungry veterinarian!
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Open your pork chop and
have some veterinarian chow.
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Here comes the airplane.
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I don't get it, Dick.
Why don't yous fight?
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Chicken, I'm a school bully.
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I only fight from nine to
five, Monday through Friday.
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On weekends, I'm nice.
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There I was, working in
the OFC Chicken Factory.
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I was the head
chicken veterinarian.
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I made sure they were healthy.
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I didn't know what
they were doing.
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O- F-C?
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Ohio Fried Chicken!
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Oh Mark!
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Live! Live!
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I lost every patient I ever had.
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He needs me,
Chicken. I can't fight you.
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Oh, really?
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Hey, Doc, I ain't
feelin' so good.
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No! Stop!
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Oh, I is so cold.
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It's happening again!
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Maybe this'|| warm
me up, Doctor!
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Oh, Doc! I'm gettin' all
crispy and golden brown!
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Cut it out, man!
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Not until yous fight me.
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Well, okay.
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My mama says your mama's large.
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Large as a barge.
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My mama says that
your mama's humongous.
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Humongous as a fungus.
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My mama says...
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Hey! You're a cruddy
teacher! I want my dollar back!
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You again?
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Well, you can have
your money back...
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when you pry it from
my cold, dead wallet!
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Prepare to be injured.
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My mama says that your mama's...
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My udder sense is tingling.
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Big brother is in trouble!
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How rude of me!
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I haven't let you hit me once.
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Super Cow, a la rescuettie!
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Yeah! Take that!
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I bow to your mastery
of the martial arts.
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Here's your dollar back.
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Much-as gracias.
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Hee-yah!
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Sashimi!
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Sukiyaki!
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Egg roll!
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All right, class.
Let's take a break.
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Hey, Cow! This
Milk-Fu was a great idea!
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Look! I made back all of the
lunch money I lost gettin' beat up!
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Yeah! And your bruise is gone!
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Bruise! Dear Grandma on a Stick!
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This chicken has a bruise!
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Clear!
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No! I lost another one!