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Mama had a Chickie.

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Mama had a Cow.

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Dad wad proud,
he didn't care how.

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COW!

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Chicken!

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Cow and Chicken!

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Come on, you prize! I
know you are in there!

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Any second now!

9
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Now, now, kids!

10
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You can't just dig
around in those boxes!

11
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You heard your mother!

12
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You'll have to eat
your way to the bottom!

13
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"Air Meat!"

14
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Yes!

15
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"|n every box of
Frosted Pork Lung Flakes

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there is now a 'Slacks
Off Express Card!"'

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A credit card?

18
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Well, tickle my fancy!

19
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My little boy is growin' up.

20
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You now have the
responsibilities of a man.

21
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Just, what is credit, anyways?

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Why, son, it means you can
buy all the neat stuff you want...

23
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Right now!

24
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But you have to pay
it back, and quick,

25
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or the interest will kill ya!

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Weenie Emporium.

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Excuse me, sir. About your card?

28
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There's only twenty-five
cents' credit on it!

29
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You can't spend more
than twenty-five cents!

30
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That means you can't afford
to buy all these Weenies,

31
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Mister Cheap-o!

32
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Your card, sir. Next in line.

33
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Oh, hello again.

34
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What have we now?

35
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Price check on aisle two,

36
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for a teeny-weeny,
tiny, super-economy,

37
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cheapskate-size
Weenie Bubble Gum

38
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for the Chicken with a
twenty-five-cent credit limit!

39
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Your card, your gum, your
copy of the credit-card slip.

40
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My very first credit purchase!

41
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Well, hello, boys!
Just in time to pay up!

42
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Does the word
"interest" ring a bell?

43
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Twenty cents for the
gum, five cents' interest.

44
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What if both ain't got it?

45
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If you don't pay me back,

46
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I'm afraid there might be a
little teeny accident, such as...

47
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Such as that.

48
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Let us get some
cotton candy, Chicken!

49
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We can use your card!

50
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Excuse me?

51
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Oh, hello, ladies.

52
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You've come to pay
me that interest, hm?

53
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You'll pay me or I'll make
you cement tennis shoes,

54
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like these!

55
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They don't look too comfortable.

56
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What do you mean?

57
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They're real comfortable.

58
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Customers!

59
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Sorry, gals.

60
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Wrong!

61
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Oh, my favorite guys again!

62
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We're not thinking of shopping
without paying me my interest, are we?

63
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Oh, that's a shame. Because...

64
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big accidents happen to little
women who don't pay their interest!

65
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We can't pay you no interest.

66
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Our Dad cut us off of our allowance
since Chicken got his credit card.

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Sorry.

68
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Just you wait, ladies!
I'm comin' after you!

69
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Uh-oh. Angry.

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I've got to think of
something better.

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Dear Sweet Grandma! What's this?

72
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Full moon tonight.

73
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Cow's favorite doll,
Crabs the Warthog.

74
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I'll kidnap Crabs the Warthog
doll and hold him for ransom!

75
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Then they'll be forced
to pay me my money!

76
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No!

77
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Crabs the Warthog
doll... missing!

78
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Who could have
done such a thing?

79
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Time to go to the bank,
my little cash Crabs!

80
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Illlve... 'II.

81
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"Got... Crabs...
the Wart... <i>h0g doll!"</i>

82
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"|f you want to see him again,

83
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you must bring your gum
to the pier at midnight!"

84
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Come on, Chicken!
There is no time to lose!

85
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All right, girls.

86
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Let's have the gum
and no funny stuff.

87
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Not so fast, lady!

88
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I want to see Crabs
the Warthog doll first!

89
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Well, if you insist!

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Crabs, you Warthog doll!

91
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Easy now.

92
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Yes! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm...

93
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Oh, no! A-B-C gum?

94
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"Already Been Chewed?"

95
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No!

96
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Stupid, stupid, stupid!

97
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Hello?

98
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Pantsless Guy stuck
to lamp post here!

99
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I'm getting really annoyed here.

100
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Iris out, already!

101
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Thanks.

