Mama had a Chickie.
Mama had a Cow.
Dad wad proud, he didn't care how.
COW!
Chicken!
Cow and Chicken!
Oh, there's a rock.
Oh, there's another.
Another!
I hate this stupid game.
That's is because you are not counting rocks.
You've got to count rocks to play. Count rocks.
See?
There's another one.
Whoop-pee.
Hi, Mr. Policeman.
What's that noise, Dad?
Looks like there's a law enforcement officer on our tail, Mama.
We'd better pull over.
License and registration, please.
Certainly officer.
You two, out of the car!
Open your pork-chops.
Oh, no, no, no.
Is everything okay?
No! Everything is not okay!
Look at these teeth!
They are an abomination!
What's going on, Dad?
Well, Mom, these kids need braces.
Right now!
I don't think... You don't think what?
Oh what are you people? A bunch of communists?
Listen, Dad, helping freaks of nature like your kids is my calling.
I am an 'Orthodontic Policeman.'
- A what? - A what?
As an Orthodontic Policeman
it is my duty to cruise the nations highways
sniffing out deformities in the mouths of this great country's children.
This won't hurt a bit.
Secure the patients!
Patients secured. Comfy?
Now kids, be brave little soldiers.
You think this is okay?
He is an Orthodontic Police Officer.
Success!
Are you sure about this?
Of course it is. I'm a professional.
Or my name isn't Officer Pantsoffsky.
Gotta go.
Thank you, officer.
Just doing my job, Ma'am.
Everyone is gonna laugh at us.
Quite whining.
Hey man, when it rains does your mouths rust?
Where's the train railroad faces?
Yoo-hoo! Metal mouths!
Hey look, it's Earl!
Hi, guys.
What happened?
I was on my tricycle and I got pulled over by the Orthodontic Police.
The thing is, I already had braces on anyway.
Good morning, Teacher.
I was on my way to school
when I got stopped by the Orthodontic Police.
I had no idea I needed braces.
Nothin' on the planet is more important than straight teeth.
At least that's what the pantless policeman said.
This ain't right.
Teacher always had beautiful teeth.
We've gotta do somethin'.
Yeah?
You too?
What kind of animal would keep a policeman from his donuts.
Looks like it's up to us to stop this maniac.
Did you hear that?
It's coming from over there.
I wonder if Grandma and Grandpa need braces too?
I don't even have any teeth.
What? You call those dentures!
What are we gonna do?
I know!
So, when do we get these things off?
Oh, you want to know
when you can take off those mean old braces, huh?
Never! They're permanent!
Hey there, Senor Pantsoffsky!
Supercow a la rescata!
Oh, another satisfied customer.
My work here is done. Gotta fly.
No lo rapido, la policia.
Excuse me but did you wash your hoofs, Supercow?
There, that's the last one.
Okay, I did what you said.
I removed all the braces off of everybody.
Now, can you take off mine?
That was our deal!
Oh, I wish we could be
we have already rented you out as a satellite tracking dish.
Is there a real orthodontist in the house?