1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,115 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,474 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,870 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,070 COW! 5 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:16,709 Chicken! 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,558 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,356 "Startling discovery!" 8 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:50,593 "Paper is made from trees, by Timmy!" 9 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,557 Well, steam my shorts! 10 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:57,510 Stories like this is why nobody's readin' our school newspaper anymore. 11 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,070 Timmy, the tree boy, you're fired! 12 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,913 And we're bringing in an advisor. 13 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:10,519 The distinguished TV journalist, Jeraldo Rearviewa! 14 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,997 Hello! I'm the journalist! 15 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:25,076 We're going to turn this boring rag into an exciting television news show. 16 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:25,911 And you? 17 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,389 I like the cut of your waddle. 18 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,551 You get to be the cameraman. 19 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:34,355 Does anyone else want to work on our news show? 20 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,351 I do, Mr. Rearviewa. 21 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,158 Of course you do! 22 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:43,838 You can have puff Timmy's Editor job, and pick all the stories! 23 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,236 Did you know that the FDA found more than the acceptable level of rat 24 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,913 in your school sandwiches? 25 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,752 Hey, that ain't true! 26 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,231 It is now! 27 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,750 I didn't do it! It wasn't my rat! 28 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,956 The Lunch Lady was arrested today 29 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,954 after this reporter learned there was rats in our sandwiches. 30 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,594 Oh, I know you're upset, Cow. 31 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,830 But look! Our ratings are in. 32 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:27,151 The whole town is watching! 33 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,469 They are? 34 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,392 So, what's the next story? 35 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:34,474 I want a nice story about our gym teacher. 36 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,836 Hey, who gives a rolling donut about... 37 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,719 You know he wears little frilly girlie socks? 38 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,279 That ain't true. 39 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,875 Now it is. 40 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,356 Shower time, girls! Lather up! 41 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,192 Careful now! 42 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,715 Don't be afraid of the soap, Johnson! 43 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,276 I don't want any girlie men on my team! 44 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,033 I want man men! 45 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,950 Hey! We're gonna be cancelin' periods one thru five 46 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:15,069 so you students can watch the most popular news show in the world. 47 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,193 You know him as the guy who makes you do laps. 48 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:24,558 But when nobody's lookin', he wears little girlie socks. 49 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,031 There is the girlie socks! 50 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,111 Get him! Get him! 51 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,715 What are we doin' here at Flem and Earl's? 52 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:48,112 Did you know it's illegal for little boys to have little girl middle names? 53 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,589 Just check out their birth certificates! 54 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,877 Earl Beatrice and Flem Jennifer. 55 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:54,552 See? 56 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,234 Hey! Flem and Earl are my friends! 57 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,479 They're your friends? 58 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,789 Well, that's tough! 59 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,234 Get to work! 60 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,117 It is a lie! I don't got a middle name! 61 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,272 I don't even got a last name! I'm just Flem! 62 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,956 Flem! 63 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,190 Chicken! 64 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:27,989 Our show is number one in the world! 65 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,151 But I don't have any friends no more. 66 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,074 Everyone's afraid I'll do a mean story about them! 67 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,636 Oh, looks like I'm your only friend. 68 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,233 Hi, big brother! 69 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,879 Except for her. 70 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,031 Oh, Cow? 71 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:48,911 Our next story is on the little Cow Editor of the most popular show in the world! 72 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,314 Goodie! A happy story! 73 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,431 Oh, man! 74 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,070 Oh, goodnight, Crabs The Warthog Doll. 75 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,037 Goodnight, Piles The Beaver Doll. 76 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,270 Oh, goodnight Manure The Bear. 77 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,915 Wait till she's asleep and then put her hoof in warm water. 78 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,196 Everybody knows that makes you milk the bed. 79 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:17,477 And once you tape it, we are talking Pulitzer! 80 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,678 Oh, I don't know why my stories turn out mean. 81 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,036 It can't be Chicken's fault. 82 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,509 He's doing the best he can. 83 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,070 It's all my fault! 84 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,074 Mine! 85 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,236 I can't do this! 86 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,799 Do what, big brother? 87 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,757 Another mean story. 88 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,336 I didn't want to make Coach and the Lunch Lady 89 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,680 and Flem and Earl look bad. 90 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,353 It was him! 91 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:49,992 Oh, I knew that pantsless journalist was a bad man! 92 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:53,675 Oh, whatever are we going to do? 93 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,956 I got an idea! 94 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,553 What is taking him so long? 95 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,074 Hey, Rearviewa! 96 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,073 I am having camera problems! 97 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,197 Well... fiX it! 98 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,749 I cannot! There is a ladder. 99 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,150 Come up here and help me! 100 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,439 "| can't fix it! I can't fix it!" 101 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:23,197 All right, what's the problem? 102 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,191 Mama! 103 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,954 There's a pantsless man in the room! 104 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,033 HEY. Easy man! 105 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,909 Nan mderhosen... 106 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,789 No! 107 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,275 And then the pantsless Red Guy was chased 108 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,990 until he was captured by the Folsom Police! 109 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,632 Hello! It's me, The Warden! 110 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,119 This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!