1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:02,315 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:03,674 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,195 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,040 COW! 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:16,880 Chicken! 6 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,519 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:47,915 Cow? Chicken? 8 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,640 Why are you eating like pigs? 9 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,759 We gotta get big and strong by today's sumo wrestlin' tryouts! 10 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,434 Our star wrestler, Dick, 11 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,830 sprained his thingie. 12 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,317 Oh, my sucker! 13 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,793 I broke my spleen! 14 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,918 Which of you is next? 15 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,071 I'm am, Mister! 16 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,677 Why you gotta be here, Cow? 17 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,876 Wrestlin' ain't for little girls. 18 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,792 You are next! 19 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,435 Today is a big match between our school and our arch enemies. 20 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,638 One of you is gonna be our next star Sumo Wrestler. 21 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,393 Let's see what ya got! 22 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,998 Flem here is modeling a pair of powder blue perkies. 23 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,309 Walk, walk, turn. 24 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:54,359 Cut for comfort and styled for maneuverability. 25 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,480 This is the happiest moment of my life. 26 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,558 I don't want to be a Sumo Wrestler. 27 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,920 What are ya? 28 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,712 A bunch of panty wastes? 29 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,871 Put some muscle into it! 30 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,711 COW! 31 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,360 Get out there and show 'em how it's done! 32 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,195 COW! 33 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,954 You are our new star wrestler! 34 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,600 Hey, why does she get to be the wrestler? 35 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,990 Chicken, your sister's perfect for wrestlin'. 36 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,356 She's so big and fat! 37 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,959 I couldn't swing Cow around like this. 38 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,994 I couldn't slam Cow around like this. 39 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,998 And I certainly couldn't turn Cow inside out, like this. 40 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,469 She's too big and fat. 41 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,353 All right, you know the rules! 42 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:02,673 The first fat guy to knock the other fat guy out of the circle - wins! 43 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,433 And the winner is Cow! 44 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,673 Come on, blast you! 45 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,036 You.. You Cow! 46 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,677 Why... won't... you... 47 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,920 'my! 48 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,834 'My! 49 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,639 Sorry. 50 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,509 We're gonna be big, fat and immobile, Cow! 51 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,398 Dang, we lost! 52 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,039 We got beat by a girl! 53 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,475 You wrestlers bite big-winged. 54 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,560 Oh, yeah? 55 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,472 I won a trophy! 56 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:07,519 Run, or she'll stand near you and make bad things happen! 57 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,436 Did you see what Suzie was wearin' in math? 58 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:20,039 Yeah. Talk about bisecting angles. 59 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,155 Hey, girls? 60 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,119 It's about time you coughed up the dough you's owed me. 61 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,952 Is that a fact? 62 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,190 You and what army? 63 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,357 That's right, hand it over! 64 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,397 Hello, Flem and Earl. 65 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,359 Run for your life! It's killer Cow! 66 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,159 Hey, there, Sugar? 67 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,560 This seat taken? 68 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,952 Hey! That's my chick, and that's my seat! 69 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,509 And that's my sister! 70 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:54,233 Like I was ea yin', she's Chicken's chick. 71 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,119 I don't want to mess with no cow. 72 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,711 Give me the freakin' money, loser! 73 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,393 Hello, loser. 74 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,754 Back off! 75 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:07,160 Geez. Give me some room to extort here! 76 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,832 Go on! I'll call ya's if I need ya's. 77 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,918 Oh, how precious! A baby! 78 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,949 Do what you want to me, but leave my Mamie alone! 79 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,233 I'm a freak! A freak! 80 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,677 Random specimen testing! 81 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:44,037 All wrestlers need to squirt a sample in the cup! 82 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,715 If you win, Cow, no one will ever beat me up again! 83 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,235 They'll be too scared of you's. 84 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,274 That is what I am afraid of. 85 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,719 There's BGH in this! Bovine Growth Hormone! 86 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,871 You are disqualified! Banned from wrestling. 87 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,359 Now and retroactively, 88 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:15,513 you cannot wrestle today, yesterday or three years ago! 89 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:21,157 I can never wrestle again! 90 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,517 No more, no more, wrestling fairy princess! 91 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,920 Hey, Ed? 92 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,354 Oh, Cow? 93 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:31,479 Could you, please beat the ugly out of these two guys for me? 94 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,074 Oh, no can do, Big Brother! 95 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:38,870 I can never beat the ugly out of nobody ever again! 96 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,149 How's your beak doing, Big Brother? 97 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,560 It'll heal. 98 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,632 Stupid Bovine Growth Hormone! 99 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,074 What is the big deal? 100 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,915 I have been eating this stuff for months and it hasn't affected me. 101 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,395 Why did I have to open my big pie hole?