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Chicken?
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Why don't you take a hint from
your sister and take out the garbage?
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Stop raggin' on me!
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Why do I always have to
do everything around here?
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Get... off... my. "Case!"
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Honey? Talk to your son.
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I've had just
about all I can take.
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Listen here, Chief.
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When you're all
grown-up and living life
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like some hopped
up and crazy bachelor,
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you can sleep on a pile
of garbage for all I care!
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But as long as you're
living under my roof,
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you've got to live by my rules!
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- But...
- That's it!
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I'll have no back-talk, Mister!
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You're grounded!
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Where are you going?
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I am runnin' away to be a bachelor
with cousin Boneless Chicken.
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No one tells him what to do.
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He just lays around
his cool bachelor pad
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and does whatever he wants.
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Hasta luego, adios, Cow!
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Adios, big brother!
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Chicken's a grown-up bachelor.
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And I'm all alone.
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No!
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I want to be a
grown-up bachelor, too!
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Oh, couz? Cousin Boneless?
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You's home?
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Help me, boy!
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I need to shave and get
ready for a hot blind date!
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Cool!
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When was the last time you
took a shower, Boneless Chicken?
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Does gettin' mauled by a slobbering
Saint Bernard count as a shower?
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Let me help ya's
out there, Boneless.
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Boneless!
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Man! This here bachelor
life is the life for me!
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Hell-wo. I'm Winda.
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You must be Bone-wess Chicken.
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I kinda expected
you to be owlder.
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Not that I mind you being
young and strvvapping and all,
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instead of old and feeble.
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Yeah, but your date
is old and feeble.
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He's my cousin,
Boneless Chicken. See?
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Pleased to meet me.
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Oh, say, why don't
you come a-Wong, too?
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That is, if you don't
mind, Bone-wiss?
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Mind? Mind?
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Now why should I care if you
ruin our romantic adventure
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by dragging along
some snot-faced chicken?
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Oh, you're a funny
one, Bone-wess.
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So, if you're a blind date,
how come you can drive?
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Where's your seein' eye dog?
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I was kinda hopin' you'd
bring a seein' eye dog.
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You're hil-ware-ious!
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We're gonna have a Via-wast!
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Yeah! The time of our lives!
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Oh, how I wuv the
ocean, Chicken.
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How Chicken wuvs Winda.
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Oh, sorry, I wasn't W-istening.
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|...wuv...
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Oh, Sea Food and
Milk. How romantic.
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Care for some milk
with your crabs, Sir?
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[Yes, main]!
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Could I please have a straw?
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Got no bones here, pal!
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Need a straw to drink!
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Straw for the boneless guy?
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What an incredible day!
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I think that you are
incredible, Linda.
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Yeah, I think I'm
gonna be incredibly sick.
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Wing or thigh?
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Oh, Chicken, you're so adorable.
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Adorable, my hiney!
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Thanks for everything, Linda.
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That was the best and
only date I have ever had.
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What a wuv-ley thought, Chicken.
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You know, you're the best
chicken I've ever dated.
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I will never wash
my eyeball again!
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You're under arrest for
being a runaway chicken!
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You, too, Winda!
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For contributing to the
delinquency of a chicken!
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Okay, men! Get ready
for your punishment!
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About time he showed up!
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I called the
authorities hours ago!
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Whatcha doin', Chicken?
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I'm bee-fl yin'! What
does it look like?
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Oh, can I fly him?
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Only men can fly bees!
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Here's your dumb bee!
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You don't need pants
for the victory dance,
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'cause Baboon's
better than Weasel.
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I.R. Baboon's a
big star cartoon.
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I. M. Weasel!
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I.R. Baboon reigns
king of his line,
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he's just a baboon
with a wiggle behind.
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But round every comer
he's likely to find...
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I. M. Weasel!
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I. M. Weasel!
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Tisk, tisk. An
inflamed tear gland.
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Yet another Chronic
Crying Syndrome Sufferer.
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I believe your crying problems stem
from an allergic reaction to civilization.
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According to my calculations,
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the best climate for Chronic
Crying Syndrome Sufferers
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is located fifty-seven
miles east of Bermuda
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in the middle of the ocean.
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But Mr. Weasel, I can't swim!
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Worry not.
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I'll figure out a way for Chronic
Crying Syndrome Sufferers
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to live comfortably in
the middle of the ocean
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without fear of drowning.
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For, |.M. Weasel. Okay, then?
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Branding! Branding!
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Coming for to here, Sea Horsies!
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Time for to branding your butts!
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Good horsie! We be the reins.
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LR. Baboon.
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We must almost be there?
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Yeah!
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My tears have slowed
to a snail's pace.
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Yes. By my precise calculations,
I believe we have arrived.
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Drop anchor.
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LR. At last Master
of own density.
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Please, please,
don't worship me.
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I've only done my duty.
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While I'm below, please help
yourself to my hospitality bar.
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Hospitality bar?
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Well, I'll be going, then. I...
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My, what a vibrant out-cropping
of Baboon Butt Coral.
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I should take a sample back
to the clinic to exam later.
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Hey! Keep pinchers
off merchandise!
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You? What are you
doing down here?
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LR. Living here!
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Free rent! Free food!
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And best part, down
here... no Weasel!
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LR. Queen of Ocean Floor!
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What you're doing is impossible!
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And may cause irreparable
harm to your lungs.
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Weasel, go away!
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I can't leave the poor
creature to drown.
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Let LR. Go!
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Be calm, Baboon.
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I'll let you in through
my escape hatch!
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LR. No going inside metal pants!
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I believe it's time to
run like a spotted ape.
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|.M. Weasel!
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I hereby claim this
island in the name
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of Chronic Crying Syndrome
Sufferers everywhere!
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Hey, guys, look!
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Weasel built us an island!
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I hope they save me
some of them Weenies!
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Oh, my!
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This island's still
too hot for habitation.
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Weasel making plans against LR.
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LR. Find out what!
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Hey, look at that
funny jellyfish!
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That's no jellyfish!
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Quick, citizen! Grab me!
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Sweet mother!
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He has the bends!
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We've got to get him into
the decompression chamber!
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I hope the nitrogen bubbles
don't foam up his brain
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and cause delusional
hallucinations.
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Hello, boobie.
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Who are you to |.R.?
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Well, I might be
the Tooth Fairy,
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or I might be the King
and Queen of Cheese.
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And I might be
your Fairy Princess.
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Baboon?
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Weasel plans to dispose of all
Chronic Crying Syndrome Sufferers!
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He's gonna stick 'em all
in an incinerator, and poof!
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This big chance for LR.
To be hero for change!
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Don't blame us!
It's his foamy brain!
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Baboon tracks.
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Just as I thought.
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What have you done
with my patients?
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Why?
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LR. Wave bye-bye to Weasel!
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Patients fine.
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No more need Weasel.
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Is that true?
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We're fine. No problem.
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Lowly Weasel. LR.
Pass hat for you.
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Now go on vacation,
far away from LR.
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Well, I guess I could
use some R and R.
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Nothing like fishing
to clear one's... mind?
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Water!
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Holy mackerel!
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By relocating the Chronic
Crying Syndrome Sufferers,
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I've ruined an entire ecosystem.
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They were the
earth's water source.
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I must remedy this
situation at once!
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A little Chronic Crying Culture.
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Dab it on my tear duct.
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These yoga classes
have really paid off.
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As the beauty of nature
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and all things good inhales
a renewed breath of life,
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let us give pause and thank
the man who made it all possible.
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|.M. Weasel!
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Thank you, Sir, for
those kind words.
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But I only did what a...
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any decent human
being would have done,
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concerning the circumstances.
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Well, that's the way I
must live my life for...
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|.M. Weasel!
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And so, everyone
drowned in Weasel tears.
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I just love sad endings!