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Mama had a Chickie.

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Mama had a Cow.

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Dad was proud,
he didn't care how.

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COW!

5
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Chicken!

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Cow and Chicken!

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Mom and Dad said I could
pick out a pet of my very own!

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I'll thrilled for youse.

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Cow? Chicken?

10
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Come on, kids!

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Hello?

12
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I'm not decent!

13
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So, you'd like to see some
of my creatures, hmm?

14
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Oh, yes! Please?

15
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All our animals are given
special love and care.

16
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How about some fish?

17
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Or, perhaps, a
"Sail Kitten", or two.

18
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Beavers are on sale today!

19
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'Cause they're used.
Only once, though.

20
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I have something I
know you're going to love.

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The Bucket O'Mammals!

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Hey'. You? I'm Cow!

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Which one of you
wants to belong to me?

24
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Hey, check this out!

25
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Yes. Our piranha fish.

26
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HEY. Parity waist!

27
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We have all sorts of vermin.

28
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Now, I have something
very special to show you.

29
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Oh yeah? What's that?

30
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Snakes!

31
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Cool!

32
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Hey, Cow! I found your new pet.

33
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"Anaconda. Twelve feet long.

34
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Nocturnal. Feeds on..."

35
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'Feeds on' what, Big Brother?

36
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Cookies?

37
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Wiennies?

38
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"Chicken"?

39
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You got it.

40
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A talking snake!

41
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Cow, get me out of here!

42
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Right away, Mr. Snake!

43
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Oh, I'd love to have a
talking snake for a pet!

44
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Mom? Dad?

45
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I think I have found
the pet of my dreams!

46
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You want a snake for a pet?

47
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Oh, yes! It's a talking snake!

48
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And it sounds just like Chicken!

49
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Help!

50
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You know, that snake
does sound just like Chicken.

51
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Oh, you are going to
be my best-est friend.

52
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And I'm going
to call you Fluffy!

53
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Look, Mom and Dad!

54
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Fluffy loves her already.

55
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We'll.. Lake the snake!

56
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An excellent choice.

57
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Paper or plastic?

58
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Oh, no! Fluffy's got a lump!

59
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Yes! Not to worry.

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Oh, Chicken!

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I want you to meet my
new pet snake, Fluffy!

62
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I've already had the pleasure.

63
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Come on, Fluffy, say something.

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Say, "My name is Fluffy."

65
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I'm six. How old
are you, Fluffy?

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What's your favorite
TV show, Fluffy?

67
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Fluffy doesn't love me anymore!

68
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He won't even talk to me!

69
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Oh, say you love me, Fluffy!

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What's happening there, Fluffy?

71
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Hey, Cow! Come back!

72
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Don't leave me in here!

73
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Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy!

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Oh, I want to hear all about what you
did when I was in the other room crying!

75
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Help!

76
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Oh, get it off
me! Get it off me!

77
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Chicken, you scared
poor little Fluffy!

78
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Just shut your pie hole and get
this goo off of me, would youse?

79
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Not like that!

80
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Goodnight, Fluffy.

81
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Good night, Chicken.

82
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Goodnight, Cow.

83
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Say goodnight
to Fluffy, Chicken.

84
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Goodnight, Fluffy Chicken.

85
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Why, it's just one
of my stinky socks.

86
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It's just Crabs,
the Warthog Doll.

87
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I ain't gonna let no stupid
old slimy old snake eat me!

88
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Fluffy?

89
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Oh, no! Oh, Fluffy's in trouble!

90
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I'll save you, Fluffy!

91
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Oh, there there,
Fluffy. It's all right now.

92
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Cow, honey? Are you okay?

93
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Oh, Fluffy had a nightmare.

94
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He thought a monster
was trying to eat him.

95
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Come on, Fluffy.
Let's go back to bed.

96
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Who could that be
at this time of night?

97
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Chicken?

98
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Been out on a date, son?

99
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Mom and Dad?

100
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Oh, please help me!

101
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This is the worst
place I have ever been!

102
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Well, would you
listen to that, Momma?

103
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Fluffy can sound
like Chicken and Cow!

104
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Then, what in the heck
do we need kids for?

105
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Oh, Momma!

106
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I'm startin' to think about
puttin' myself up for adoption.

107
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Oh, no!

108
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It's been a busy busy day.

109
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Hey, buddy?

110
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I think this here
snake is defected.

