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At 60% less fat and 20%
less price, the only thing

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Kolb Family's Family Pack Ham
Packs don't have less of is flavor.

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Haaaaaaaaa'aaam, gurrrrl!

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Family pack ham packs,
from Kolb Family Farms,

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the family that's pleased to meat you.

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Haaaaaaaaa'aaam, gurrrrl!

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You don't know his name, but
you know what he says, and

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you love how he says it.

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Haaaaaaam gurl!

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Haaaaaaam gurl!

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Haaaaaaam gurl!

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So, who is the man who started it all?

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Ben Chang, and we have
him here with us today.

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You are the Ham Girl guy.

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Yes, I am the Ham Girl guy.

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How did this happen?

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Well, I just kept auditioning,
you know, kept working hard.

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And now?

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Spielberg is calling.

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Not you know, I don't go by phone calls.

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I go by contracts.

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But Spielberg is interested
in you for The Color Blue.

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In the new Play Dough movie, is that right?

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Maybe, you know, maybe.

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But like I always say, you
know, life is a roller coaster.

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You were a teacher at a
community college in Colorado.

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Did you just...

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- True.
- One day in class say,

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class dismissed, I'm headed to Hollywood?

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I mean.

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How did your students react to that?

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Well, you know, I haven't
spoken to them, really.

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I...

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There's not much for me back there.

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No friends?

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You know, I was kind of a loner.

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People, you know, made fun of me for it,

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but I just kept my head down
and stayed focused on my work.

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Well they're making fun
of you now, are they?

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No, they are not.

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Can I get a Ham Girl?

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Haaaaaaaaa'aaam, gurrrrl!

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You know, I don't know if that was...

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And there it is, ladies and gentlemen,

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from community college to
something a little bit better.

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Turn it off.

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Ben Chang is on a rocket
ship to eternal validation.

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Turn it off.

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Thank's so much for being.

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Well it's been three weeks.

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I'm having his car towed.

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To Chang.

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May your success be brief,
and your colds last months.

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Jeff.

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Hey, get out of Greendale,
or you get me in your corner,

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you don't get both.

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Ham, girl.

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Who would have predicted
Chang becoming famous?

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Technically, I did, remember?

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Only, I thought it would be for...

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Eating someone, yeah.

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You think that Spielberg
stuff is really happening?

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How could that happen?

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That would mean the world was insane.

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Haaaaaaaaa'aaam, gurrrrl!

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Not to be crass, but there is
an upside to this, financially.

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Chang's absence lowers
our insurance premiums 6%.

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There's nothing but upsides to him leaving.

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I think we all just feel
a little short changed.

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We invested so much in
him when no one else would.

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Because we all assumed he was so insane
he would die if we kicked him out.

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This whole time it turns
out we were holding him back.

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We thought he was bedrock.

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But it turns out he was the
ceiling of a cavern filled with us.

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I have already forgotten his name.

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Did you ever really know his name?

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The Chinese fellow, right?

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Whose name was some kind of noise?

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Clang, bang, merengue.

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Looks like I'm the only one
who's not glad he's gone.

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At least I can finally clear
some space in my hard drive.

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Oh, Leonard's been in
there for a while, but

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I can stand guard if you
wanna use the women's room.

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No, I mean, I was shooting a movie
with Chang before he booked Ham Girl.

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Oh.

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I haven't heard from him since,
so I assume the footage is useless.

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Did he sign a release form?

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Sure.

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I make all my actors sign
releases before we do anything.

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You never know who is going to.

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The school owns a movie
starring the Ham Girl guy.

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Soon to be Spielberg's Ham Girl guy.

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Oh. There's no way to finish it, though.

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Abed?

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What have I told you about quitting?

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That it's sometimes
the only way to survive.

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Well, don't forget I said sometimes.

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Yolanda, the mayor's up my ass.

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I want justice.

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Get him in here!

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Is that right?

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Should I be angry?

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The film's hero is police justice.

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I had a real life former cop
help me with the dialogue.

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I'm gonna punch you in the heart.

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Real life former cops
aren't great with dialogue.

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I don't think police should be heroes.

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Britta, pay your rent.

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Sorry, Abed. Okay, I need more information.

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What's my motivation?

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Am I married?

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I need more to go on.

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Can we get lunch?

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Okay, cut.

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That's about all we got.

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Chang found out the McRib was back
and we lost the rest of the day.

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Great actor, huge McRib problem.

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Mm-hm.

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Everybody.

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This is my friend I told you about, Maury.

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He's a genuine Hollywood film producer
whose doctor ordered him to live in

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Colorado due to a medical condition.

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Tell them what you told me.

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Yeah, my blood nitrogen
levels are through the roof.

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- Most of the time, I can't...
- Oh, no, no the other thing.

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Oh, right. If you can cut together
an 81 minute movie that arguably stars

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the Ham Girl guy, I can guarantee
distribution and a fast turnaround deal.

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People do it all the time with old
footage from recently famous actors.

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Have you seen Vin Diesel
in 1996's Happy Pants?

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No.

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Well, neither has Vin Diesel, but

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his roommate from film
school saw 500 grand.

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But, I can't just burn up my cop drama.

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It's my only chance at the mainstream
success I need before I'm allowed to

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make weird stuff for money.

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It's my American Graffiti, my
Elephant Man, my Four Rooms,

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the Robert Rodriguez segment.

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Well, why does it have
to be a police movie?

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People don't even like police now.

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They like dinosaurs, they like aliens and

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anything else that Chris
Pratt can join forces with.

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Ooh. I have three minutes of footage and

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he's clearly a police chief
behind a desk in New York.

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Is he? Or is it Space York,
or is it a dinosaur desk?

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How do I know?

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Just add some CG.

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That's what they do with Chris Pratt.

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They put in him a regular scene,
and then they add some Gagoos.

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I have a few CG models of some Gagoos.

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I got fired from a
mouthwash commercial, but

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I successfully won back the
rights to my gingivitis monster.

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Also, I don't know if it helps, but,
when I moved into my RV, I found this.

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Now, that, you notice anything strange?

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There's no green three in billiards.

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Now, there's a green six and a green
fourteen, but never a green three.

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So, what sport is this from?

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And why was it in my RV?

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Anyway I... I can do some CG for the movie.

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You'll need a Chris Pratt type.

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I'll do it if I have to.

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I can slouch.

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I can't believe you guys are
the ones pitching me this,

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and I can't believe I'm saying no.

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You're not saying no.

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I mean, legally, I can't force you.

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But, I can do a morning announcement
that will make everyone hate you forever.

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Technically, Abed, you would
be robbing the school for

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half a million dollars
by not making this movie.

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But, what movie?

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Have you not been listening?

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The movie about the Ham Girl guy, in
his space office fighting some Gagoos,

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led by Chris Pratt type, played
by Jeffrey without his shirt.

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Hm.

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It shoots this weekend.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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Okay, but I get final cut,
and it has to be a good movie.

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Agreed, but you have to finish that
cut by Monday, even if it's bad.

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I agree to that, but it has
to be good by my standards.

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Absolutely, and also, if it's
terrible, nobody will notice or care.

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You guys are all gonna help me?

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And we're gonna make a good movie?

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Definitely, or a bad one.

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Probably a bad one.

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I think we're all on the same page.

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Yeah.

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I guess so.

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Good.

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So, let's crap out this piece of crap.

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That attitude concerns me.

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I need more information.

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What's my motivation?

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I need more to go on.

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My name is Chief Star,
and I am in the stars.

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And I am the hero.

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I deserve better.

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You're a very gifted pilot, Chief Star.

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I'm the mayor of outer space.

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Why are we changing course?

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The mayor is up my ass.

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Father, I love him.

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What in the space?

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Yooba dooba dooba.

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We're under attack.

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By whom, Glip Glop?

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Okay, cut.

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Why are we cutting?

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That felt good to me.

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- Moving on?
- Stop.

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Just a couple of adjustments.

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Ugh, you get two.

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You guys need to move
when the ship gets hit.

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It looks weird when you stand still.

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And Britta, it sounds weird
when you use good grammar.

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My character can't have good grammar?

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Not in a space battle.

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Because everything else we're
saying sounds really natural, like,

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I'm a Space Senator.

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Space Mayor.

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I'm matching your dialogue
to what I have from Chang.

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- What are my lines?
- You don't have any lines.

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You're the back of Chang.

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But we have Chang's footage.

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This shot from that angle
matches the back of Chang's shot.

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Chang is Chief Star.

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He's the pilot of the spaceship.

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Britta, you're Princess Meridian.

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Brittana.

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Okay. Jeff is her father,
the Mayor of Space, and

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you guys are under attack.

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Action!

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What in the space?

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Yooba dooba dooba.

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We're under attack.

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Okay, cut.

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Where are you guys seeing Glip Glop?

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That Glip Glop was a tennis ball.

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But, Garrett's not Glip Glop.

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If I was Glip Glop, why would I be
holding a tennis ball on a stick?

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Why am I wearing a blouse?

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It's Sci-fi, it doesn't matter.

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Please don't say that.

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I know you don't mean that.

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The tennis ball is Glip Glop, and
please stumble in the same direction.

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Go! Action.

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Bang.

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What in space?

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Gooba, gooba, gooba.

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We're under attack!

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- Who by? Who attack? Me princess.
- The Sporborfians!

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Okay, I'm ready.

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Are you ready?

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Rolling.

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Are we rolling?

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We're

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rolling!

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Get to the escape pod.

257
00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:09,256
Really? You picked that outfit?

258
00:10:09,257 --> 00:10:09,919
Britta?

259
00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:10,592
It's Meridian.

260
00:10:10,593 --> 00:10:12,356
- Keep going.
- Insane.

261
00:10:12,357 --> 00:10:14,677
And, what is your name, Exploitia?

262
00:10:14,678 --> 00:10:18,730
Scorpio Nine, I'm a pleasure droid.

263
00:10:18,731 --> 00:10:20,597
No, I'm an assassin?

264
00:10:20,598 --> 00:10:21,494
You're both, keep going.

265
00:10:21,494 --> 00:10:22,353
She was a pleasure droid.

266
00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:23,571
She got turned into an assassin.

267
00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:24,535
She's my other daughter.

268
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:25,975
That's your sister.

269
00:10:25,976 --> 00:10:28,429
Get to the escape pods.

270
00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:29,929
And then, then we go.

271
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:30,930
This way.

272
00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,520
Check on Chief Star, Jeff.

273
00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,229
Chief Star?

274
00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:36,871
What?

275
00:10:36,872 --> 00:10:39,596
I'll see you in hell.

276
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,329
What?

277
00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:43,509
Mayor, your ass is grass.

278
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,591
Okay, cut.

279
00:10:50,198 --> 00:10:51,429
There are some things that we could...

280
00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:55,954
Okay. Moving on, people.

281
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,589
Okay, moving on.

282
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,849
Next shot, space station faculty lounge.

283
00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:01,139
Thank you.

284
00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,439
Abed, we need to move
a little faster I think.

285
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,949
Can I just explain
something as a filmmaker?

286
00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:05,550
I wish you wouldn't.

287
00:11:05,551 --> 00:11:07,149
I wish you would look at
what I was wearing, and

288
00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:09,619
let that be all the explanation you need

289
00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:10,809
about where are standards should be.

290
00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:13,589
But, do you understand that sci-fi
films aren't usually improvised

291
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,209
over a weekend with a cast
and crew that doesn't care?

292
00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:18,019
We care about finishing.

293
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:20,389
And, this has to be finished by Monday.

294
00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:23,409
So, you're back into a
level of quality from there.

295
00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:24,970
Let me use a metaphor I can understand.

296
00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,279
Every day, I work out.

297
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,864
- Really?
- Yes, because I'm not an artist like you, but

298
00:11:30,865 --> 00:11:32,619
this is a kind of canvas.

299
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:36,359
I work on it with equipment,
but I will never really be done.

300
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,519
- You could be if you wanted, I mean...
- This will never be done.

301
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,129
Chris Pratt's never gonna stop, is he?

302
00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,909
He'll always be out there mocking me.

303
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,089
So, I can never stop.

304
00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:46,039
Just like you'll never stop making movies.

305
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,879
But, I don't stay on one
treadmill my entire life,

306
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,319
staring at commercials for
movies with Chris Pratt.

307
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,489
I take my work into the world.

308
00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:58,157
I premiere it, I share with the public.

309
00:11:58,158 --> 00:12:00,096
Don't stay in the gym, Abed.

310
00:12:00,097 --> 00:12:02,893
Get this session done, get out
there and get your shirt off.

311
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:03,974
Got it?

312
00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:05,692
Yes?

313
00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:09,778
Yes!

314
00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:11,591
Ready, let's do this.

315
00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:25,453
I understand you

316
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:30,815
are looking for

317
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:35,772
your friends.

318
00:12:35,773 --> 00:12:36,736
Yeah.

319
00:12:36,737 --> 00:12:38,256
I am Minotaur Man.

320
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,012
What?

321
00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:42,692
Friends are hard to come by in space.

322
00:12:42,693 --> 00:12:49,377
You'd better take this for protection.

323
00:12:49,378 --> 00:12:56,117
The sound you hear coming from the gun I
gave you is 40,000 hyper watts of laser.

324
00:12:56,118 --> 00:12:58,091
Oh, don't worry, don't worry about that.

325
00:12:58,092 --> 00:12:59,092
I can put that back.

326
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,980
Sometimes my eye falls off
because I mean, I'm a robot.

327
00:13:03,981 --> 00:13:05,318
- Aah!
- Watch out!

328
00:13:10,871 --> 00:13:15,144
Aah!

329
00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:23,297
How about this bar, everyone
here is so accustomed to violence.

330
00:13:23,298 --> 00:13:25,765
I need, any no...

331
00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:27,042
Where your friends are?

332
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:27,809
Yeah.

333
00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:29,630
I'm sorry, but you're not gonna like this.

334
00:13:29,631 --> 00:13:36,110
Your friends have been taken
prisoner by Master, Master Dracula.

335
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:45,547
Wild West baby.

336
00:13:45,548 --> 00:13:47,708
Space version of the Wild West.

337
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:51,367
Cut.

338
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,509
Okay.

339
00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:58,469
My eye fell off, but,
but, but I, I covered it.

340
00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:09,811
Perfect.

341
00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:11,041
Moving on, hallway.

342
00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,042
Yes!

343
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,227
Oh!

344
00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:20,228
Take that!

345
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,462
This is crazy.

346
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,636
Here.

347
00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:26,927
Let me do this.

348
00:14:26,928 --> 00:14:28,006
What are you doing?

349
00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:31,166
You make everything harder
for all women when you do that.

350
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,499
I'm improvising.

351
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,183
Improvise pockets.

352
00:14:34,184 --> 00:14:36,346
Pay your rent, or shut up.

353
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:42,472
Laser bomb!

354
00:14:54,616 --> 00:14:57,128
Yooba Dooba dooba, Glip Glop like.

355
00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:00,588
Yooba Dooba dooba, Yooba
Dooba dooba, Yooba Dooba dooba.

356
00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:07,501
So the robot also says yooba dooba.

357
00:15:07,502 --> 00:15:08,708
I'm not complaining.

358
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:11,865
It's just that everyone who's not
a person is saying "Yooba Dooba.".

359
00:15:11,866 --> 00:15:14,442
Maybe it's because I'm a spy.

360
00:15:14,443 --> 00:15:15,256
Ugh.

361
00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:16,881
He's a spy.

362
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,586
I'm an evil spy.

363
00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:20,514
Shoot Glip Glop's he's a spy.

364
00:15:20,515 --> 00:15:23,974
Glop Glop's a spy?

365
00:15:23,975 --> 00:15:25,295
We went with it.

366
00:15:27,174 --> 00:15:28,311
Okay shot.

367
00:15:28,312 --> 00:15:28,984
Shot.

368
00:15:28,985 --> 00:15:31,684
Okay now that now that he's dead and

369
00:15:31,685 --> 00:15:35,299
there's one robot left
let's go to the thing.

370
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,189
Go.

371
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:40,601
Yooba Dooba dooba, Yooba
Dooba dooba, Yooba Dooba dooba.

372
00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:47,549
Ooh!

373
00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:53,637
Space garbage.

374
00:15:53,638 --> 00:15:55,589
Look!

375
00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:56,460
Aah!

376
00:15:56,461 --> 00:15:59,099
Aah! We're gonna get crushed.

377
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,801
And is there a monster?

378
00:16:02,497 --> 00:16:03,497
Aah!

379
00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:05,353
But so what?

380
00:16:05,354 --> 00:16:09,909
We're gonna get crushed.

381
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,439
I love you?

382
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,869
- I love you.
- That's your daughter.

383
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:15,709
- You're my daughter.
- Yeah and you said we were sisters, dumb ass.

384
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,913
It's hot. It's like Chinatown in space.

385
00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:23,289
Aah!

386
00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:24,175
Aah!

387
00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:26,704
- And I'm the hero?
- Yay!

388
00:16:26,705 --> 00:16:29,125
- Let's do this.
- Yeah!

389
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:30,467
They're saved!

390
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,485
Feel the force.

391
00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:37,247
What?

392
00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:40,199
I don't feel the force.

393
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,579
I'm not allowed to.

394
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,429
What do I feel?

395
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:47,059
I feel Dracula force.

396
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:49,671
I feel Dracula signals.

397
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,335
Your ass is mine.

398
00:16:57,771 --> 00:17:00,562
That last stunt you pulled put six
of my best guys in the hospital.

399
00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:02,379
Maniac.

400
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:03,230
I'm more than a maniac.

401
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,655
I'm Dracula.

402
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:25,503
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Oh my
God, Jesus Christ they shot him.

403
00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:30,130
Who am I? What's my motivation?

404
00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:34,806
Why am I doing or saying anything
that I am saying or doing,

405
00:17:34,807 --> 00:17:37,805
I need more, I need more
than what I'm getting.

406
00:17:56,427 --> 00:17:57,969
That was incredible.

407
00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,613
Congratulations.

408
00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:03,129
- How long is it?
- 87 minutes.

409
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:04,596
Get it to eight one, that means 81.

410
00:18:04,597 --> 00:18:07,092
I'll make some calls, we'll
premiere this thing, and

411
00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:08,499
we'll get your school a check.

412
00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:10,687
Whoa.

413
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,813
So which six minutes should we cut?

414
00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:17,673
Oh. Hm.

415
00:18:17,674 --> 00:18:18,973
Jeff's death scene probably, right?

416
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:19,804
Oh. Yeah.

417
00:18:19,805 --> 00:18:21,335
- Mine?
- Yeah, in the space dungeon?

418
00:18:21,336 --> 00:18:22,289
There's no Chang in that.

419
00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:24,579
How long is Jeff's death scene?

420
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,399
Yeah, how long is it. We're
really zeroing in on it.

421
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:31,749
Do you think I'm frightened?

422
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:39,750
These chains were forged
from the iron of Ganymede.

423
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:44,309
And the steel, I'm not going
to tell you where he is.

424
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,310
I'd rather die.

425
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:49,849
Hm. Hm, it seems pretty important
he doesn't give doesn't give up Chang.

426
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:54,489
I mean, otherwise the last thing he
says to him is, I'll see you in Hell.

427
00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:56,789
It's not really a movie about him.

428
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:59,739
- Yeah. Hm-hm.
- Well, what about your steel drum solo?

429
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,179
Oh, I don't think we should lose that.

430
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:04,679
Well, what about the weird wedding
ritual on Glip Glop's planet, huh?

431
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,535
Okay.

432
00:19:05,536 --> 00:19:07,729
Let's not throw out the
baby with the bath water.

433
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,259
We're not getting a frame of Glip Glop.

434
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:12,134
I mean, that's like cutting
Cowboy out of Midnight Cowboy.

435
00:19:12,135 --> 00:19:12,740
Mm-hm.

436
00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:16,399
Jeff's death scene is
six minutes 30 seconds.

437
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,154
- There you go.- Oh, there you go.

438
00:19:17,154 --> 00:19:18,050
Okay, cool.

439
00:19:18,051 --> 00:19:19,099
Easy enough.

440
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,335
Should we, before we finish editing,

441
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:24,059
should we get those
hornets out of the garbage?

442
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:27,257
Those swarming hornets.

443
00:19:27,258 --> 00:19:29,111
Oh!

444
00:19:31,012 --> 00:19:33,114
- Is that serious?
- Is he doing a bit...

445
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,165
- That's a long bit.
- Oh, he's serious.

446
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,790
Let's face it.

447
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,249
It's pretty obvious when he's acting.

448
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:44,792
Mm.

449
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:46,583
Let's do this.

450
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,657
Yo, yo, yo.

451
00:19:47,658 --> 00:19:48,696
Howdy.

452
00:19:48,697 --> 00:19:51,466
Welcome to Kyle Beiderman's
editing tutorials.

453
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:52,676
I'm Kyle Beiderman.

454
00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:54,267
Yeah, that Kyle Beiderman.

455
00:19:55,509 --> 00:19:57,056
Leave me alone, Abed.

456
00:19:57,057 --> 00:19:59,346
Once I've watched this
tutorial on how editing works,

457
00:19:59,347 --> 00:20:01,887
I'm gonna save this movie
without removing its soul.

458
00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:04,616
Step one.

459
00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:06,956
How to correctly label your files.

460
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,079
Nobody cares about labeling
files, teach me to edit.

461
00:20:11,854 --> 00:20:12,958
What the hell was that?

462
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,356
You stay away!

463
00:20:17,357 --> 00:20:18,237
This is my movie too!

464
00:20:18,238 --> 00:20:20,506
It's not even a movie
Jeff, it's a piece of crap.

465
00:20:20,507 --> 00:20:21,606
That doesn't mean it can't be good.

466
00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:23,696
That's basically exactly what it means.

467
00:20:23,697 --> 00:20:25,646
You stay away Abed.

468
00:20:25,647 --> 00:20:26,337
I'm not kidding.

469
00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:28,716
I'm huge and I have zero blood sugar.

470
00:20:28,717 --> 00:20:32,894
I will kill you in these frisbees
and nobody will ever find you.

471
00:20:32,895 --> 00:20:33,647
Okay.

472
00:20:33,648 --> 00:20:35,916
So now let's get familiar
with the user interface.

473
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,322
No, just teach me to edit.

474
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,711
Bazinga.

475
00:20:42,319 --> 00:20:45,660
I'm going to kill you.

476
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,531
You're killing me!

477
00:20:46,532 --> 00:20:48,313
I told you!

478
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,823
You're literally killing me.

479
00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:50,496
For real?

480
00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:51,496
Yes!

481
00:20:52,989 --> 00:20:57,578
Are you nuts?

482
00:20:57,579 --> 00:21:00,451
What is wrong with you?

483
00:21:00,452 --> 00:21:02,897
Every single one of you was
gonna leave here except for me.

484
00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:07,806
Troy, Shirley, Annie's gonna be President.

485
00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:09,856
Even Pierce got to die.

486
00:21:09,857 --> 00:21:11,067
And Chang goes to Hollywood.

487
00:21:12,107 --> 00:21:14,176
So, we force you to make the
crappiest movie of all time,

488
00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:16,516
and then we force you
to make it even crappier.

489
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:18,024
And we watch it, and it's
still not even that bad.

490
00:21:18,025 --> 00:21:21,146
And the part I accidentally got
the most excited about is the seven

491
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,147
minutes we can cut.

492
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:24,347
Do you know what that means?

493
00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:26,296
It means I'm a genius,
but we already knew that.

494
00:21:26,297 --> 00:21:28,206
I finally know in my heart,

495
00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:32,476
that I will literally be
the last one of us here.

496
00:21:32,477 --> 00:21:35,386
And I know, they gave digital
muscles to Chris Pratt in Guardians of

497
00:21:35,387 --> 00:21:36,367
the Galaxy.

498
00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:37,247
I watch Parks and Rec.

499
00:21:37,248 --> 00:21:39,263
I watched it. There's no
scientific explanation for...

500
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:40,264
Hm, Jeff.

501
00:21:43,908 --> 00:21:46,207
You helped me learn something about
film making today that I think we all

502
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,666
need to apply to life.

503
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:48,766
It's okay to plan some stuff, and

504
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,216
it's okay to figure out what we did wrong.

505
00:21:50,217 --> 00:21:52,186
But our plans are randomly
gonna fall apart and

506
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,676
our lessons are randomly
gonna be wrong, and

507
00:21:53,677 --> 00:21:56,856
if we just keep the cameras rolling
and shoot a lot of crap eventually

508
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,006
Annie is going to reach down her
shirt and pull out a laser bomb.

509
00:21:59,007 --> 00:22:02,587
I didn't write that, we didn't plan that.

510
00:22:04,037 --> 00:22:05,037
God made that happen.

511
00:22:06,187 --> 00:22:09,357
God made this movie, and it's dumb.

512
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:11,837
And we're dumb for being in it.

513
00:22:12,787 --> 00:22:13,667
Life is a big, dumb,

514
00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:16,856
pointless movie with no story and an
abrupt ending where the hero gets shot

515
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:19,217
by Dracula in the middle of a
lunch order during an outtake.

516
00:22:20,397 --> 00:22:22,746
But somewhere in there,
every once in a while.

517
00:22:22,747 --> 00:22:23,907
Annie reaches down her shirt.

518
00:22:32,737 --> 00:22:35,603
So we keep the cameras rolling, and
we edit out the parts we don't like,

519
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,577
and we stop thinking about Chris Pratt
so much, because it is not healthy.

520
00:22:48,352 --> 00:22:50,386
Will you do me a favor?

521
00:22:50,387 --> 00:22:52,056
I never tell anybody about
our private conversations.

522
00:22:52,057 --> 00:22:53,017
I wouldn't really know how.

523
00:22:53,018 --> 00:22:55,058
Let's cut my stupid scene
out of this piece of crap.

524
00:22:57,467 --> 00:22:58,806
Then won't we need to add 30 seconds?

525
00:22:58,807 --> 00:23:00,147
I have an idea about that.

526
00:23:01,537 --> 00:23:02,537
Who am I?

527
00:23:03,287 --> 00:23:04,906
What's my motivation?

528
00:23:04,907 --> 00:23:07,686
Why am I doing or saying
anything, I'm saying or doing?

529
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:08,657
But, am I married?

530
00:23:08,657 --> 00:23:09,307
I need more.

531
00:23:09,308 --> 00:23:11,651
I need more than what I'm getting.

532
00:23:18,617 --> 00:23:21,611
Hello Chief Star.

533
00:23:21,612 --> 00:23:27,011
I told you I'd see you in hell.

534
00:23:28,717 --> 00:23:30,819
And look who else is here.

535
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,130
Yooba dooba dooba.

536
00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:47,471
Woo hoo hoo!

537
00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:50,561
Oh, great job you guys, on the new ending.

538
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:53,681
I like that the guy
actually saw him in hell.

539
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:54,890
Right?

540
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:55,623
Whoa, whoa.

541
00:23:55,624 --> 00:24:02,623
Hold on, phone call from the
distributor, get ready for a big check.

542
00:24:02,624 --> 00:24:04,044
Yellow.

543
00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:05,231
Wait.

544
00:24:05,232 --> 00:24:07,606
Calm down.

545
00:24:07,607 --> 00:24:09,105
What's chapter 11?

546
00:24:09,106 --> 00:24:10,069
Wait.

547
00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:11,125
What's YouTube?

548
00:24:11,126 --> 00:24:11,962
Wait.

549
00:24:11,963 --> 00:24:13,330
What's broadband?

550
00:24:13,331 --> 00:24:14,007
What's digital?

551
00:24:14,008 --> 00:24:16,656
I don't have a good
feeling about that call.

552
00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:19,266
I don't have a good feeling
about Chang staying bankable.

553
00:24:19,267 --> 00:24:21,316
Did you guys see this news story?

554
00:24:21,317 --> 00:24:23,281
I'll never look at hot air
ballooning the same way again.

555
00:24:23,282 --> 00:24:25,849
Or James Franco's balls.

556
00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:28,125
Oh, no.

557
00:24:28,126 --> 00:24:31,190
I tell you what I do
have a good feeling about.

558
00:24:31,191 --> 00:24:31,864
Bring it in.

559
00:24:31,864 --> 00:24:32,771
Aw.

560
00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:33,771
Yeah.

561
00:24:41,125 --> 00:24:43,457
All right, one more for safety Ben.

562
00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,166
What do you mean, one more for safety?

563
00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:48,686
I... I just don't know if we
get the line, hold on Slinky.

564
00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:49,687
Let's move on.

565
00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:52,746
I... I think, can, can we get one more?

566
00:24:52,747 --> 00:24:53,307
You got it!

567
00:24:53,308 --> 00:24:55,816
Come on! Hold on, Slinky!

568
00:24:55,817 --> 00:24:56,607
Let's go.

569
00:24:56,608 --> 00:25:00,116
I think it was fine, but
Steven's kind of a stickler.

570
00:25:00,117 --> 00:25:03,056
Tell Steven Spielberg to lick my butt.

571
00:25:03,057 --> 00:25:05,124
Well, he's right here, so.

572
00:25:05,125 --> 00:25:11,516
Hey, Steven Spielberg.

573
00:25:11,517 --> 00:25:12,517
Can you give us a sec?

574
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,347
Yes.

575
00:25:24,293 --> 00:25:24,949
Ben?

576
00:25:24,950 --> 00:25:26,071
Yep.

577
00:25:26,072 --> 00:25:28,321
So, I guess we're good for today.

578
00:25:28,322 --> 00:25:29,341
Great job, you were right.

579
00:25:29,342 --> 00:25:31,176
We got everything we need.

580
00:25:31,177 --> 00:25:35,261
And, there's a small door in the
back, back of the booth there,

581
00:25:35,262 --> 00:25:38,131
that will take you, you know, outside.

582
00:25:38,132 --> 00:25:39,596
And, we'll talk soon.

583
00:25:39,597 --> 00:25:41,766
I don't go the way I came?

584
00:25:41,767 --> 00:25:42,916
You do not.

585
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:46,876
There is a little door back
there, and it goes right on out.

586
00:25:46,877 --> 00:25:47,984
Thank you so much.

587
00:25:47,985 --> 00:25:49,239
Okay.

588
00:25:51,192 --> 00:25:53,536
Okay.

589
00:26:10,173 --> 00:26:12,110
Okay, Randall, are you ready?

590
00:26:12,111 --> 00:26:14,572
Yup.

591
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:22,303
Which brings us to the issue

592
00:26:22,304 --> 00:26:30,091
of our cosmetology department,

593
00:26:30,092 --> 00:26:33,985
who once again,

594
00:26:33,986 --> 00:26:39,837
find themselves.

595
00:26:39,838 --> 00:26:43,786
Who, once again, find
themselves nearing the end of

596
00:26:43,787 --> 00:26:47,662
the semester without any
free haircut volunteers.

597
00:26:54,025 --> 00:26:59,721
That may be due to last
semester's lice scare.

598
00:26:59,722 --> 00:27:01,071
Totally.

599
00:27:01,072 --> 00:27:02,072
Yep.

600
00:27:05,022 --> 00:27:07,602
Maybe if we put up a
sign, guaranteed no lice.

601
00:27:07,603 --> 00:27:08,981
Something like that.

602
00:27:08,982 --> 00:27:11,301
That would open you up to lawsuits.

603
00:27:11,302 --> 00:27:13,441
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and

604
00:27:13,442 --> 00:27:16,592
those walls have to be guarded
by men with hair clippers.

605
00:27:18,487 --> 00:27:21,461
Pink Floyd.

606
00:27:21,462 --> 00:27:22,741
- Oh.
- You're the worst.

607
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:23,482
What?

608
00:27:23,483 --> 00:27:24,871
Oh, she is the worst.

609
00:27:24,872 --> 00:27:25,512
Terrible.

610
00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:26,416
I can't believe she said that.

611
00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:27,026
Terrible.

612
00:27:27,026 --> 00:27:28,026
Name one movie.

613
00:27:29,766 --> 00:27:31,265
Britta's the worst!

614
00:28:16,073 --> 00:28:17,403
Did you get any of that?