By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
♪ Captain Planet, he's the man ♪
♪ Leading the charge, Earth's number-one fan ♪
♪ Check him out, you're gonna see ♪
♪ He's the mega mac daddy of ecology ♪
♪ Cap's the hero with the gumption ♪
♪ Takes on the overpopulation and consumption ♪
♪ Yeah, he could use a better groomer ♪
♪ Some people say he's got a bad sense of humor ♪
[ Singsong voice ] I'm back!
♪ But when eco-villains run amok ♪
♪ Plundering and pillaging, yuk ♪
♪ Cap's here to level the playing field ♪
♪ With a PhD in sustainable yield ♪
♪ But he's not the only hero for Earth ♪
♪ Gaia's wisdom gave the Planeteers birth ♪
♪ Wheeler has the fire, Ma-Ti's got heart ♪
♪ Gi's got the power to make waters part ♪
♪ Kwame's rocking with element earth ♪
♪ And Linka uses wind for all she's worth ♪
♪ Still Greedlys and Blights trash our planet ♪
♪ It's up to us to say we won't stand it ♪
♪ Raise your voice and challenge your peers ♪
♪ Say it's way cool to be Planeteers ♪
Captain Planet: The power is yours!
All right!
Let 'er rip!
Whoo-hoo!
This baby can really crank!
[ Thump ]
Hey, man. What'd we hit?
Oh, just one of those stupid sea cows.
More like sea slugs.
They're too slow to get out of our way.
Can't we do something about this slaughter?
[ Planeteers clamoring ]
Somebody needs to.
Manatees are fighting a losing battle
against pollution, habitat destruction,
and most grotesquely, motorboat propellers.
[ Squeaks ]
It is gruesome.
And it's gonna get worse.
"The National Exaggerator" says there's a radical speedboat race
coming up in Florida... The Manatee 500.
You have to get the promoters to call it off
before they wipe out what few manatees are left.
We don't have to cancel the big '50s retro party
they're planning, too, do we?
Belinda Bubblebutt from "Babewatch"
will be there with her costar Danny Dazzleduff.
[ Sighs ]
Belinda is more beautiful than an Amazon parrot.
Grow up, Wheeler.
Stop wasting your time watching mindless drool.
Hey, I learn a lot from babe watching.
Like what?
Like giving mouth-to-mouth.
Want a demonstration?
In your dreams.
But we've just got to see Belinda and Danny.
Yeah, yeah. I know.
You'll just die if you don't get to meet 'em.
It is a matter of life and death.
Hey, I'm an actor. You can have my autograph.
Only if it's on a check with a lot of zeroes.
Just for that, you and Banana Breath
will never get anywhere near Bubblebutt or Dazzleduff.
Nice going, Yankee Noodle.
Don't worry, you can see the "Babewatch" stars
when they signal the start of the big race.
Wheeler: That'll be too late.
But I just came up with a plan to get past the Incredible Bulk.
I will help you, Wheeler.
While you guys play the dysfunctional duo,
we'll check up on the manatees.
Let's hook up later at that funky little restaurant
down on the beach.
You'd better take Suchi.
[ Squeaks ]
We'll be operating incognito.
[ Squeaking ]
Man, how do those "Babewatch" guys look so buff
woofing all that junk food?
[ Suchi squeaking ]
You are right, Suchi. It is very unusual.
Practically primordial.
Manatees are among the oldest creatures
on the planet.
[ Laughs ] Hey, cut that out.
Unfortunately, they have never learned to fear humans.
Da. That may be their downfall.
Suchi! You are supposed to look, not touch.
[ Squeaking ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Ma-Ti: With the ozone as thin as it is,
why would anyone want a double dose
of ultraviolet radiation?
Probably what fried his brain.
Duping him is gonna be a piece of cake.
Make that a piece of pie.
Hey, who's blockin' my rays?
Pizza delivery for Ms. Bubblebutt.
Oh, okay. Go ahead.
Um, excuse me.
But you are increasing your risk of skin cancer by...
Hey, wait a second.
Ms. Bubblebutt don't eat pizza.
She's macro-neurotic.
What are you...
Aah!
I can't see!
[ Both coughing ]
You couldn't just let the goon wrinkle up like a prune?
Gi: I sure hope Wheeler and Ma-Ti
have talked to the "Babewatch" stars.
There's not much time left before the race!
Bozhe moi!
It is pathetic that we need help from overexposed,
underdressed bimboids.
Clearly the race promoter isn't concerned that speedboats
are killing the manatees.
Excuse me.
Did you say speedboats are killing the manatees?
[ Squeaking ]
I don't know what's gotten into him.
Maybe I need a stage name.
How about Harry Grant?
Or Sylvester Baloney?
Tom Bruise?
Or Arnold Shortswagger?
Wheeler, this is our fourth disguise!
Trust me. I know it's gonna work this time.
Clint Beastwood.
Go ahead. Cross my bridge.
What range! What feeling!
This guy is perfect for our next picture!
Really?
Give him an audition, MK.
Great idea, JW.
- Me? - You betcha.
We are big Hollywood producers
here to see Belinda Baby and Dynamo Dan.
Oh, go right ahead, Mr. Producer, sirs.
Hey, what about my big audition?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah, well, don't call us. We'll call you.
[ Gull crying ]
Hey! Give that back.
Aah!
Hey! You're not Hollywood moguls!
I was gonna be a star! [ Crying ]
Aw, man, life is so cruel!
What is taking them so long?
[ Sighs ]
Here they come.
Linka: Hmm, it does not look
like you got the star treatment.
We'd have seen 'em if that muscle-head guarding 'em
wasn't such a pain.
- Right, Ma-Ti? - Huh.
[ Stammering ]
What is it? Ma-Ti!
It's them! It's really them!
It's B-B-B-Belinda B-B-B-Bubblebutt
and D-D-D-Danny Dazzleduff.
Have you flipped your wig, Yankee?
This is Betty and Dirk.
They are nice, caring, ordinary people,
not dim-witted flesh flaunters
who know nothing about the real world.
They sure look like them.
But I guess you're right.
What would they be doing with us nobodies?
Dirk and Betty have agreed to help us
try and stop the race.
We're gonna talk to, uh, Belinda and Danny right now.
No way you're gonna get by that narcissistic Neanderthal.
You again? I'm gonna...
Oh, I-I-I didn't see ya.
We're here to see Belinda and Danny.
You got something in your eye?
We'll just, like, go in now.
You know?
Oh, no you don't.
It's okay. They're, like, with us.
[ Groans ]
If you can get these mega-stars to go public
with the manatee crisis,
the promoter will have to cancel the race.
No, we ain't gonna do that [snorting] are we, Rigger?
Nope, nope, boss.
Greedly! Greedly! Greedly! Greedly!
You, like, got to call off the race,
Mr. Greedly, like, for the manatees, man.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
Did you hear that, Rigger?
The "Babewatch" big shots wanna save the manatees.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
I told you it was them.
Look, Mr. Greedly, we're dead serious about this.
"Dead" is the key word.
So listen up, all you Planet-louses,
you're gonna keep your yaps shut.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
No, windbag! Wind!
My money!
Move it! Come on!
What happened, Mr. Greed... Oof!
- Hurry up! Come on! - Hurry!
[ Gun cocks ] Uh-oh!
Come on, Suchi.
[ Gasping ]
How do you know lifesaving?
I've, like, seen my stunt double
do this on TV, you know?
[ Squeaking ]
He's not breathing!
Well, I learned mouth-to-mouth
on "Babewatch," too.
Like, from the casting director.
[ Groans ]
[ Coughs ]
Oh, wow! It, like, really works!
I have to apologize. I was wrong about you.
That's okay.
Like, lots of people think I'm an oxygen-head.
[ Laughs ] I think you mean "airhead."
[ Groans ] Whoa, I had the weirdest dream.
Huh? I must still be dreaming.
Wheeler, you are finally awake!
You mean this isn't a crazy 1950s nightmare?
No, man. This is, like, real life.
See?
Ow!
Then why are we dressed like this?
As cover for our rescue mission.
Oh, what happened?
You bumped your head.
Belinda gave you mouth-to-mouth.
What?
Belinda Bubblebutt gave me mouth-to-mouth.
And I don't remember?
Man, that's, like, a real nightmare.
[ Laughter ]
Greedly: Well, Rigger [munching]
Just a little while, and the race will be underway.
But, boss, Dazzleduff and Bubblebutt
are supposed to flag the start.
Oh, yeah? Well, we've got Danny.
And we can threaten to croak...
the Planet-pukes if he doesn't cooperate.
What are we gonna do about Belinda?
Hey, boss.
With a wig and a little padding,
I'd be a dead ringer for the beached bombshell.
Hogwash! [ Snorts ]
It'd be easier for me to, like, look like a babe.
[ Snorts ]
No way! I'd be a better Belinda.
In a pig's eye!
Sooey! [ Laughs ]
I'm some dish.
You look like, uh, divine boss.
A couple years on Waist Watchers
and you'll be almost as bodacious a babe as me.
Diet? I don't need no stinkin' diet.
Cinch me up.
[ Groaning ]
How's that, boss?
Fine!
Just... fine.
[ Sighs ]
[ Snorts ]
[ Door opens ]
Yo! It's time to leave for the race.
Oh, goody. You're back, Ms. Bubblebutt.
[ Giggles ] Just call me "babycakes," boss.
Ooh, bad hair day.
Greedly: Now, don't forget, the Planet-punks',
uh, health is in your hands.
Danny looks okay, but Belinda, pee-yew, pee-yew.
Now, I know what they mean by TV magic.
Greedly: Remember to tell 'em
that whoever hits the most manatees
wins a bonus prize.
With any luck, we'll turn the Manatee 500
into the Manatee 450.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
In a bind again, huh?
Fire!
[ Squeaking ]
Thanks, Wheeler.
Now we must get to the starting line
before Greedly begins the race!
We cannot use this.
Then, like, we're not gonna go very fast.
Oh, yes, we are. Water!
Hey, uh, could you get Mr. Toasty Face
out of the shot, there?
Hey, Mr. Greedly, ain't that...
Greedly: Trouble!
Get Dazzle-puss into the boat.
My apologies, folks. [ Snorts ]
Rigg... Uh, Ms. Bubblebutt
will be starting the race by herself.
Right this way, Mr. Dazzleduff.
Make sure the planet pukes see him.
I want to get them away from the starting line.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!
There goes Greedly!
And, like, he's got Danny, man.
Then we need more speed.
Wind!
Hang on!
We cannot catch them.
And they're almost to where we saw the manatees.
Tank, I, uh...
Great physique you've got, there.
[ Laughs ] Thanks.
Maybe I can use you on my show.
Let's see you flex!
Okay. That's my specialty.
Now, let's see a reverse angle.
Hey! [ Snorts ]
Whoa!
Aah!
Hey! Oh! Oh! Hey, watch the face!
My nose! Oh, hey!
Not the nose! Not the nose!
Bummer, they're gonna hit the manatees.
Not if we can help it.
Let our powers combine!
Earth!
Wheeler: Fire!
Linka: Wind!
Gi: Water!
Ma-Ti: Heart!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
How now, sea cow?
That was a close shave, literally.
What's wrong with this tub?
Looks like you finally gave me my props
and, uh, your prop.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Is that you, Mr. Greedly?
Aah!
[ Spitting ]
Get this beast away from me!
[ Gunshot ]
Oh, no! We forgot the race!
Whoa!
Man: Hey! She's a he!
[ Audience clamoring ]
Plastic lowlife!
Help me!
Those speedboat propellers will rip me to shreds!
Gee, where have we heard that before?
But don't worry, Greedly,
wouldn't want anything to harm the manatees.
Let me give you a lift.
Whoa!
Aah!
The winner!
Second place.
Third.
And... fourth!
That was pretty cool.
But how are we supposed to get back?
Whoa!
You need to exercise
a little hu-manatee. [humanity]
You can row, row, row your boats back to the marina.
Some fab party, eh, Ma-Ti?
Ma-Ti?
Hey, we've got some good news!
Yeah, man.
The marina owner says, like, from now on,
instead of powerboats,
he's gonna, like, have kayak races.
- All right! Great! - Cool!
- Great! - That's great!
And it's, like, all because of you, you know?
Get ready, little buddy. Here it comes.
[ Sighs ]
Where's my kiss?
Like, you already got yours
when I fished you out of the water.
I got to save my lips.
But wait!
Save me. Please?
Save me?
Yuck!
Like, you got mouth-to-manatee.
Get it? [ Laughs ]
Yuck! Yuck!
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water! Heart!
All: Go, Planet!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
♪ Captain Planet ♪
♪ He's our hero ♪
♪ Gonna take pollution down to zero ♪
♪ He's our powers magnified ♪
♪ And he's fighting on the planet's side ♪
♪ Captain Planet ♪
♪ He's our hero ♪
♪ Gonna take pollution down to zero ♪
♪ Gonna help him put asunder ♪
♪ Bad guys who like to loot and plunder ♪
You'll pay for this, Captain Planet!
♪ We're the Planeteers, you can be one, too ♪
♪ 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do ♪
♪ Looting and polluting is not the way ♪
♪ Hear what Captain Planet has to say ♪
The power is yours!
♪♪