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Our world is in peril.
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Gaia, the spirit of the Earth,
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can no longer stand the
terrible destruction
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plaguing our planet.
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She sends five magic rings to
five special young people...
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Kwame from Africa,
with the power of Earth.
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[ Sirens wailing ]
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From North America...
Wheeler, with the power of fire.
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♪♪
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From Eastern Europe...
Linka, with the power of wind.
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From Asia...
Gi, with the power of water.
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♪♪
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And from South America...
Ma-Ti, with the power of heart.
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When the five powers combine,
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they summon Earth's
greatest champion...
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Captain Planet!
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Captain Planet:
The power is yours!
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[Circus music playing]
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[Honk, honk]
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[Eco humming]
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[Vocalizing indistinctly]
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[Honk, honk]
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[Continues vocalizing]
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You know,
wasting water is the pits.
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We can all save water by
taking shorter showers.
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[Creak! Sproing!]
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Ask your parents to install
water-conserving shower heads.
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They're really cool!
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[Honk honk honk]
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That clown's all wet!
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He's polluting kids'
minds with eco-hogwash!
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Putrid programming like this
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might show kids they really
can clean up the environment.
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Yeah.
And where would that leave us?
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[Squeaking]
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Enough clowning around!
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It's time to kick off
operation sweeps week
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and sweep the weak
right off the air!
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Yeah! Let's rip his wig off!
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I get his nose.
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[All grumbling
indistinctly, laughing]
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MAL: Hear, hear.
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Lerner: 1/4 of
the world's people
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don't have safe drinking water?
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50 species a day disappearing?
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An area the size
of 10 city blocks
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of tropical forest being
cut down every minute?
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Nuclear waste being dumped today
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will remain poisonous for
more than 10,000 years?
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Landfills overflowing and
nowhere to put garbage?
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We'll get the message
out, Mr. Lerner,
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starting right now.
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World population
to nearly double
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over the next 50 years?
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You know what the future
is, my boy?
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[Gasps]
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Oh! Plastics?
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Communication.
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Print, television, and film
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have made me what I am today.
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A giant in the industry?
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And if I can use TV to show
what's happening to our planet,
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then people can fix it.
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[Clears throat] Another
thing I've learned
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is you don't get anywhere
sitting on your...
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Desk.
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Uh, I was just leaving.
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Oh!
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Now, that's what I
call an entrance!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Call it an unfriendly
takeover...
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[Blows nose]
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Freddy boy.
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Very unfriendly.
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We're tired of your goody
green-shoes programming.
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We're at the controls now...
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[Chomping loudly]
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Ready to give the
public a hog helping...
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[Chomping]
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Of what they really want.
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Yeah... waste and violence.
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People are smarter than that.
They won't stand for this.
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Then they'll have to sit.
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[Crash]
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'Cause it's adiós to your
regularly scheduled programming,
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pal!
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[Laughter]
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Eco: Oh! Oh, me, no.
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[Laughter]
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Here's a bright idea, kids.
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Replace your
burned-out light bulbs
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with energy-efficient ones.
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And always be sure you
turn off the light.
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[Whistle!]
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[Crash!]
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But... [Groaning]
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Wait till you leave the room.
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[Honk honk honk]
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[Laughter]
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Eco the clown's catching on.
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[Laughs] He's a riot!
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[Chuckles] The message is
good, too.
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We interrupt your regularly
scheduled boring broadcast
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to bring you the show you've
all been waiting for...
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The world's most violent videos.
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And now your hosts...
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Huh? What's going on?
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[All yelling indistinctly]
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[ Clears throa ] Hello.
You're on the air, folks.
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All right, skummbuds.
Let's get nasty!
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[Coughing]
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[Laughing]
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How can this be happening?
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I don't know, but it is.
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We'd better check it
out, pronto!
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Lerner: This is an outrage!
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Somebody put a sock
in these suits.
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[Coughing and gagging]
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[Telephone rings]
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Hello.
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I'm sorry.
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Mr. Lerner's all tied
up at the moment.
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Now to show these
corporate clowns
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how low television
really can go.
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[Chomping loudly]
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Okay. [Snorts]
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Roll tape.
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Watch and learn, Lerner.
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Our new shows will send the
ratings through the roof.
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MAL: Coming this
fall, Greedly's girls.
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Watch them slop till you drop.
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[Girls giggling]
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And stay tuned for this
season's electrifying new hit,
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"The Kilowatt Clan."
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You'll really get a charge
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watching them enjoy life
under the power lines.
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Now, that's entertainment!
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[Beeping]
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Now what's going on?
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"Fun with Filth," I am afraid.
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Listen up, all you Skumm lovers.
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Welcome back to
"Fun with Filth."
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Today, we learn how
to make new friends.
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[Squealing]
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Try this at home,
and they'll come
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by the thousands!
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[ Laughs ]
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Verminous Skumm giving
advice to children?
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Bozhe moi! We'd better hurry!
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MAL: Get smart, kids.
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Pester your parents into
buying you Soldier Sam
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and the Sadistic Slammers.
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Complete with eight
different weapons
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to maim and mutilate
anything that moves
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and turn your home
into a war zone.
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And now for the new
and delightfully gross.
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"Brainless and Mutthead Show."
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I can hardly wait.
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Let's destroy some kids'
minds, Mutthead.
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Sure, Brainless.
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But first,
let's destroy some more brain cells
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with lethal radiator fluid.
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[ Chucklin ] Yeah. Um. Yeah. Um.
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[ Dinging ]
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Until next time, kiddies,
think toxic thoughts!
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[ Boing! Sproing! ]
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[ Muffled shoutin ]
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There's some pretty
foul stuff on TV.
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And generally I like it,
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but this has definitely
gone too far.
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Kwame: Something
must be very wrong
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at Lerner Communications.
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So how we gonna get in?
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There is a line entering the
studio to see some kind of show.
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Yeah? Hey, what is it?
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The marquee says,
"Rumble for the Rainforest."
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Enviro Dan, the Planet Pansy,
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"Versus Nuk-Lo,
the Planet Destroyer."
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Look. Greedly.
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Tickets!
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Tickets.
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[Snort snort] Tickets.
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[Chomping]
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Tickets.
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Huh?
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[Bell dings]
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MAL: And in this corner,
we have Dan the Planet Pansy!
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[Cheers and applause]
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And over here, Nuk-Lo,
the Planet Destroyer!
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[Crowd jeering]
I'll rip him apart!
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I'll squash him like a bug!
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I'll extinctionalize him!
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Cut him off at the knees...
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Uh, the trees, that is.
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Hey, he's got a chain saw?!
What do I get?
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Lost!
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Aah!
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Help! Help!
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Help!
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Stand still, twerp.
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[All jeering indistinctly]
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- Save the animals!
- Come on.
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Come on. Save the rainforest.
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Who's gonna save me?
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Oh! Aah! No! Aah!
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You broke my chain saw.
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Oh, well.
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Wheeler: Hey,
pick on someone your own size.
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What?
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It's the real Planet pests.
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Nice going, Wheeler.
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All I can say is
sorry and run for it!
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Don't just stand
there, you big oaf.
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Do something!
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Aah!
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[Crowd screaming]
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Take that, and that, and that!
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Watch out!
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Stand still, ecoists!
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I would rather shake things up.
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Earth!
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Whoa!
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I'll handle the eco geeks.
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Handle this. Wind!
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Stop those show crashers!
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I'll nail them this time.
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- Aah!
- Aah! Look out!
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Ever hear of target practice?
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This way.
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[All gasp]
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You're about to be canceled.
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[Laughs]
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There is nowhere to go.
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But up! Earth!
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Fools! They're getting away!
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Hurry, Planeteers.
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Time to lower the boom.
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[Shouting indistinctly]
Look out!
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No lying down on the job.
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You're coming with me, fur face.
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- [Speaks indistinctly]
- This way. Come on!
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Hurry.
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Show's over.
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Now what?
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Uh-oh. Moe and Curly.
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Hit the dirt!
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[All screaming]
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[Shouts indistinctly]
It's TV time.
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Let our powers combine.
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Earth!
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Fire!
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Wind!
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Water!
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Heart!
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By your powers combined,
I am Captain Planet!
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[Clears throat] I'm ready for my
close-up, Mr. DeMille.
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But first, an action sequence.
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- Help!
- Help!
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[All continue screaming]
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Captain Planet!
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No time to rehearse my lines.
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Got to "pipe" right up.
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[As Humphrey Bogart] Here's
lookin' at you, kids.
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[All speaking indistinctly]
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Thank you.
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[Sighs] Thanks, Cap.
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If you need me, just whistle.
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Not so fast, Humphrey Blowhard.
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[As Rocky] Hey, yo, Nuke.
Get out of my neighborhood.
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[As Cary Grant]
Nukey, Nukey, Nukey,
271
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when will you ever learn?
272
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:17,128
Aah!
273
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,930
- Oh, no!
- Are you all right?
274
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,064
Oh, no.
275
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,566
[Groaning]
276
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[Gasps] Captain Planet.
277
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:32,010
[As James Cagney]
Skumm, you dirty rat.
278
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,512
Roll cameras. Let's shoot it.
279
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,817
Yeah, it will make a great
segment for "Fun with Filth."
280
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,819
How to have a blast
281
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,355
creaming a superhero
with toxic ooze.
282
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,992
[Groaning]
283
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,763
Planeteers, must recharge.
284
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:54,299
[Weakly] The power is yours.
285
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,836
Time for us to regroup.
Exit, stage left.
286
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:01,206
Maybe you ought to get
your hero a stunt double!
287
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,142
[Cackling]
288
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:08,012
Dr. Blight: Regular toilet bowl
solutions may be bad for the environment.
289
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,449
But our new Toxic
Bowl is real awful.
290
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,618
It contains enough
bleach and phosphates
291
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,954
for hundreds of foul flushes.
292
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,991
Guaranteed to really
screw up the ecosystem.
293
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,827
And turn any ocean
into a real sewer.
294
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,663
[Gasping]
295
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:29,634
Dr. Blight: Toxic Bowl is just
one of the fabulous new products
296
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,203
we will be guiding
to the marketplace,
297
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,739
and I've come up with a
colossal new movie of the week
298
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,542
to showcase our entire line.
299
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,879
Unfortunately, the script calls
for us to blow up the studio,
300
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,314
but, hey, what sells better
301
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,384
than good,
old-fashioned violence?
302
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,393
Greedly: Where's the commissary?
I'm hungry.
303
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,334
[Honk honk honk]
304
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,603
What is that?
305
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,206
It sounds like it is
coming from the closet.
306
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,908
Careful, little buddy.
307
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,743
Eco the clown?
308
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,578
Wow! It really is!
309
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,346
I can't believe those
creeps would do this
310
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,782
to a great actor like you.
311
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,352
Thanks. I was slamming my nose
against the wall for hours
312
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,354
hoping someone would
hear the squeak.
313
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,689
What's going on?
314
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,191
The Eco-Villains have
taken over the network.
315
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,360
We need your help.
316
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,628
I'm your clown!
317
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,567
Ta-da!
318
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,938
Okay, Planeteers,
time to do our yabba dabba duty.
319
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,742
Amazing.
320
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,244
Oh, wow!
321
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,946
Isn't this cool?
322
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,280
Look at this.
323
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,382
Nukem: Hey!
324
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,384
Who are you guys?
325
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,387
Uh, we're, uh...
The Filthstones.
326
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,723
Dr. Blight hired us to
star in her new show.
327
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:02,126
Oh. Okay. Break a leg.
328
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,663
Easy does it.
329
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,500
We've got to stop them.
330
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,336
They're planning to
blow up the studio!
331
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,270
[Gasp]
332
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:16,240
Blow up the studio! Bozhe moi!
333
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,608
Dr. Blight: All right, folks.
334
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,979
This is "Nukbo:
Even More Blood."
335
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,180
Take one!
336
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,148
[Chomping]
337
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:28,186
Now, remember, Nukey baby,
this movie's about a guy
338
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,789
who volunteers to
hand-drop a nuclear bomb.
339
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,593
Right. But...
But what's my motivation?
340
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,963
I mean,
am I a good guy or a bad guy?
341
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,365
Ohh!
342
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,634
Violence!
Your motivation is violence!
343
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:44,969
Jerk!
344
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,537
As long as you slice and dice,
345
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,306
the public will be thrilled.
346
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,975
Mm... actors.
347
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,877
Roll camera.
348
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,179
And... action!
349
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:59,617
Hold it. Hold it.
Bring in the bomb.
350
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,654
Nukey, baby... Sweetums...
351
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,991
Is that a real nuclear bomb?
352
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,393
Naturally.
353
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,894
[Grunts]
354
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,963
I'm a method actor.
355
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,966
- Hey, man, look out!
- Fine, but the rest of us
356
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,535
prefer not to be irradiated.
357
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,572
Here's a terrific little bomb
that will level the place
358
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,809
but will forego the
radiation, okay?
359
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,944
Oh, all right.
360
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,419
Hey, they're not in the script.
361
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,920
No problem.
362
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,123
We need cheap extras
to blow to smithereens.
363
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,561
That is my cue. Wind.
364
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,169
How do you like our version
of "Gone with the Wind"?
365
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,404
Here's what I think of it.
366
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,180
Geez, everyone's a critic!
367
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,481
Fire.
368
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,720
Nobody upstages the Duke.
369
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,856
Sorry to upset you.
370
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,357
But Earth.
371
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,528
Whoa!
372
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,363
Definitely time to call Cap.
373
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,700
Let our powers combine. Earth.
374
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,102
Fire.
375
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,770
Wind.
376
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,738
Water.
377
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,940
Heart.
378
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:37,849
By your powers combined,
I am Captain Planet!
379
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,652
Take two.
380
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:46,891
Well, folks, it looks like
this flick's a real long bomb.
381
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,260
Hate to break up the
play, but...
382
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,461
interception.
383
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,230
Score one for the Gipper!
384
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,664
- All right!
- All right! Yeah!
385
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,901
And score two for the Nuker!
386
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,269
[All shout indistinctly]
387
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,403
Look out!
388
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,609
Forget the prop.
389
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,011
Reality television's what sells.
390
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,814
- Hey! What are you doing, here?
- What is he doing?
391
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,684
Do something, Doctor,
or this is the last picture show.
392
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,654
Uh, Nukems, baby,
I've been thinking.
393
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,824
Maybe violence really
is a-a bad message.
394
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,261
Hey, I'm just telling
it like it is.
395
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,569
Well, if we can't stop
it, shoot it.
396
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,274
Make sure you get my good side.
397
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,177
That guy's a bigger ham than me.
398
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,379
[Laughing, snorting]
399
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,847
This way. Come on!
400
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,715
[Weakly] No. [Coughs]
401
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,552
Stay back, Planeteers.
402
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:51,022
This is it, the big bang.
403
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:54,025
Got to... stop him.
404
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,897
Time to put Nukem in the deep...
405
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,566
[Grunting]
406
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,034
Freeze.
407
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,538
Bombs away! Hey.
408
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:11,576
No fair. It's frozen to my hand.
409
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:16,013
I'm frozen, too.
410
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,149
The iceman cameth.
411
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,951
[All shouting indistinctly]
412
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,988
Nobody leaves till
the show's over.
413
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,724
Now for Nukem's
costars in crime.
414
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,764
That's a wrap.
415
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,266
Good show.
416
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,238
The power is yours!
417
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,775
How's that for a curtain call?
418
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,914
Check it out.
Fan mail from all over the world.
419
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,582
They hated the new programming.
420
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,185
They want their eco TV.
421
00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,387
And we're going to
give it to them.
422
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,788
- Cool.
- Terrific.
423
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,557
You kids are incredible.
424
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,093
How about starring
in your own series,
425
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,762
"Captain Planet and
the Planeteers"?
426
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:09,200
It definitely has
a nice ring to it.
427
00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:10,668
[Honking]
428
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,504
All: Go, Planet!
429
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,942
The best weapon against the
problems facing our planet today
430
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,143
is information.
431
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,646
The more we know about
the energy crisis,
432
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:24,448
pollution,
and disappearing resources...
433
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,916
The more we can help.
434
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,886
Television is also a great way
to learn about other cultures
435
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,655
so we can understand
each other better.
436
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:34,592
Read, watch the news,
and share what you learn.
437
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,494
Knowledge is power.
438
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:40,298
And the power to make a
better world is yours!
439
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,802
All: Go, Planet!
440
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,605
Gi: We are all products
of the world around us.
441
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,140
Teachers, friends, TV shows,
442
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,574
and especially our parents
443
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,610
all make strong
impressions on our minds.
444
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,979
Kwame: It is up to all of us
to put our differences aside
445
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,347
and learn to communicate.
446
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,816
Ma-Ti: At home,
school, play, or work.
447
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,452
Everyone appreciates
respect and kindness.
448
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:04,555
So let's treat others the
way we want to be treated.
449
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:11,929
- The power is yours!
- The power is yours!
450
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,431
Earth!
451
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,166
Fire!
452
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,367
Wind!
453
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,768
Water! Heart!
454
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,337
All: Go, Planet!
455
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,506
By your powers combined,
I am Captain Planet!
456
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,308
♪ Captain Planet
457
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,110
♪ He's our hero
458
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:29,313
♪ Gonna take pollution
down to zero ♪
459
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:32,350
♪ He's our powers magnified
460
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:36,320
♪ And he's fighting
on the planet's side ♪
461
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,356
♪ Captain Planet
462
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,057
♪ He's our hero
463
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:43,394
♪ Gonna take pollution
down to zero ♪
464
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:46,864
♪ Gonna help him put asunder
465
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:51,035
♪ Bad guys who like
to loot and plunder ♪
466
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:54,638
You'll pay for this,
Captain Planet!
467
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,975
♪ We're the Planeteers,
you can be one, too ♪
468
00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:01,479
♪ 'Cause saving our planet
is the thing to do ♪
469
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:04,915
♪ Looting and polluting
is not the way ♪
470
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,886
♪ Hear what Captain
Planet has to say ♪
471
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,056
The power is yours!
472
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,126
♪♪