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Captain Planet: Our
world is in peril.
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Gaia, the spirit of Earth,
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can no longer stand the
terrible destruction
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plaguing our planet.
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She sends five magic rings
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to five special young people:
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Kwame, from Africa,
with the power of Earth!
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From North America, Wheeler,
with the power of Fire!
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From Eastern Europe, Linka,
with the power of Wind!
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From Asia, Gi,
with the power of Water!
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And, from South America, Ma-Ti,
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with the power of Heart!
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When the five powers combine,
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they summon Earth's
greatest champion:
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Captain Planet!
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The power is yours!
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Linka: "Captain Planet"
will be right back.
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Linka: We now return
to "Captain Planet."
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♪♪
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Wheeler: Man,
this place gives me the heebies.
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Linka: None of this
makes any sense.
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I just wish we knew what
happened to Captain Planet.
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Yeah.
He's been gone over a week.
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And I kind of feel naked
without my firepower.
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If you know what I mean.
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I still do not understand
why Gaia sent us here.
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All she said is that,
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"The future of the
planet is at stake."
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Talk about keeping
us in the dark.
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What the...
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What is going on?
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And let's have a
globally warmed welcome
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for our challengers,
the Planeteers!
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Today,
we've traveled to a planet
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where they've taken
polluting to an art form.
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What in the world?
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They are extraterrestrials!
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They're extra
somethin' all right!
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Now, it's time to
welcome the host of.
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"You Bet Your Planet,"
Lexo Starbuck!
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[ Cheering ]
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Thank you, Barv!
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I can't remember where I've
seen an earthier-looking bunch!
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Can you, audience?
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Uh, would you mind tellin'
us what we're doin' here?
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After an extensive star search,
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your planet was picked
as the most polluted!
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So you're here to play,
"You Bet Your Planet."
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Are your returning
champions ready?
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[ Cheering ]
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Plunder!
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Greedly!
What are they doin' here?
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I'm sure you're all
familiar with our show!
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We're numero uno in the galaxy!
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Number one?
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You're not even on cable.
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The game's simple.
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As Earth's celestial neighbors,
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we've been watching
you for centuries.
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And we've decided
that the situation
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on your planet has
reached a critical point.
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Today, on this very show,
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Earth's future will be decided!
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If the eco-villains win,
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they'll be free to
trash the planet!
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And if we win?
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Tell the Planeteers what's
in it for them, Barv!
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Well, Lexo, the answer is
behind curtain number one!
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I bet it's a convertible.
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This is horrible!
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Especially since we
don't have our powers
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as long as Captain
Planet is here!
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We must do something!
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And you'll have that
chance in just a minute.
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Barv, tell 'em what
happens if they win.
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If they win,
Captain Planet goes free!
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But if they lose,
it's curtains for the Captain.
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But don't worry, Planeteers,
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because everyone's a winner
on "You Bet Your Planet!"
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Right, Barv? Right, Lexo!
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All contestants receive the
home version of our show.
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I don't know about you guys,
but I'm ready to kick some butt!
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Yeah!
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Da! We agree. All right! Yeah!
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The first round is "Truth
or Eat The Consequences."
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I need one contestant
from each team!
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I'll go first. Says who?!
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Says my superior
intellect, ham head.
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Cool it, you two.
We're on the same team, unfortunately.
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I think Kwame should go first.
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Me, too. Yes. Go for it, Kwame!
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All right, Planeteers.
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Here goes.
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Ah!
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Name the most recent
nuclear accident!
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Kwame!
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Last week, a truck carrying
nuclear waste crashed
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in Los Angeles, California.
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You are...
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absolutely right!
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The Planeteers are on
the board with 50 points!
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[ Cheering, booing ]
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Plunder, you pile of bile!
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Ah!
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The planet geek was wrong.
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That's the latest
nuclear accident.
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Well, judges, what do you say?
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Looks like the eco-villains
take an early lead.
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But he created that disaster!
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Hey,
you humans are good at that.
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It's time to clean
up or shut down!
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Since the Planeteers lost
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the "Truth or Eat The
Consequences" round,
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it's time for Captain
Planet to eat it.
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Wait. What are they...
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What is going on?
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Have you got something nasty
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for Captain Planet to eat
today, Barv?
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Barv: That's right, Lexo!
Nothing humans
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aren't dumping into
their own oceans!
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Its a toxic-taste treat,
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raw sewage with a dollop
of chemical compote.
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No, thanks. I'm dieting.
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Hey, that looks pretty good!
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[ Shouting ]
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That does it!
Those guys are toast!
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Well, that gives our viewers
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a taste of life on Earth.
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And now, it's time for a word
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from our intergalactic sponsor.
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pollution on your planet
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so thick you can
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between your garage
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and your front door?
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Has toxic tap water
lodged up your liver
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or clogged your kidneys?
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at Wrexom's Replacement Organs.
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Pollution wrecks it.
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We replace it.
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Free installation in an hour,
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or we pay the funeral costs.
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[ Cheering ]
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We've cut to space
station identification.
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Two minutes to air.
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You're doing great, kids.
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We'll kill "Sphere of Fortune"
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and start racking the ratings!
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I can't believe you...
You aliens are so callous
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you'd help the
eco-villains destroy Earth.
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[ Laughing ] Help?
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We don't need to help!
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Greed and thoughtlessness
have turned your planet
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into a polluter's paradise!
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For us,
this isn't about good or evil.
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It's about ratings, baby!
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We're back in three, two,
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one...
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Welcome back to "You
Bet Your Planet."
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It's time for round two,
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"Garbage Gladiators,"
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a test of stench and agility.
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Each team will select their best
garbage gladiator for the job.
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I wanna play!
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Sock it to 'em, Nukey!
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The villains have
selected Duke Nukem!
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Who have the Planeteers chosen?
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Who's gonna go next?
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I don't know.
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Whoever it is,
I'm gonna nuke 'em
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into the next solar system.
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I'm tellin' you,
I can handle that power rod reject.
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No, Wheeler.
It is too dangerous!
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So who will it be?
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We are still trying to decide!
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You'd better hurry, or...
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[ Buzzer ] Oop!
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Too late.
The judges will decide for you.
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Judges, who will it be?
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The one called Linka.
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Oh!
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Hey, she can't take
on that palooka.
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Since your Planeteer
ring is nonfunctional,
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Vanana has a handy-dandy
dyno fan for you.
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Be careful out there, babe.
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Barv, can you explain
the rules to our viewers?
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It simple, Lexo!
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Nukem tries to dump garbage
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while Linka tries to stop him!
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And she'd better
reach the green button
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before the Duke of Nukes
reaches the brown one.
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Go get 'em, Linka!
Come on, Linka! You can do it!
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Barv: If she doesn't,
all the waste will end up in the drink
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and so will Captain Planet!
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Bottom's up, bio-brat!
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Come on, Linka!
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You can do it!
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Go get 'em, Linka!
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Bozhe moi!
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Wind! No wind!
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How about a shower, blondie?
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Attaboy!
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Time to drum up a
little pollution.
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Hate to burst your
bubble, blondie.
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But your planet's history!
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No way, Nukem!
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No! Ah!
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Take that, Captain Puny!
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Oh, no!
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Ah!
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[ Cheering ]
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I am so sorry, Captain Planet!
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Oh, no.
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[ Coughing ]
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Tough luck, Linka.
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But it just goes
to show it's easier
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to mess it up than
to clean it up!
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[ Coughing, choking ]
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I can't take much more.
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Wheeler: "Captain Planet"
will be right back.
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Wheeler: We now return
to "Captain Planet."
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Cheering ]
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And now,
before we begin our next round,
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let's learn a little bit
about the contestants!
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So, Linka,
what do you like to do
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when you're not
fighting eco-villains?
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Not that it is any
of your business,
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but I do like to go dancing.
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You do? I didn't know that.
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There are many parts of me
you do not know, Yankee.
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Uh. That's fascinating.
And how about you, Dr. Blight?
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What do you enjoy
doing when you're not
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conducting environmentally
hazardous experiments?
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Well, Lexo, there's nothing
like a long soak in a toxic tub
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with the latest copy of
Cosmo-Pollution Magazine.
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[ Gasps ]
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My, what a lovely
complexion you have.
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Personally, I like creaming
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obnoxious suck-up
gameshow hosts!
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[ Stammering ] Now,
it's time for the relay race!
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And along the way,
don't be surprised
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if you come against
a few eco-obstacles!
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This contest pits
MAL and Greedly
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against Wheeler and Ma-Ti!
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Make us proud, Ma-Ti!
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Wheeler...
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For luck.
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Vanana has a
special wrist-modded
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flamethrower for Wheeler
to simulate his firepower.
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What about my heart power?
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You can have my
Rexon Replaco heart.
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It's the latest model.
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Uh, thanks, but no, thanks.
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Suit yourself, kid.
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Well, contestants,
to the starting line, please.
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You all know how the race
works, right?
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We're gonna puree
you, Planeteers.
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Guess again, puerco!
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The players carry their batons
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through the obstacles down
and back and then hand off
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to their teammates
who do the same.
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The first team to
complete two laps wins.
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Sit tight, my man.
I'll be back in a flash.
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On your marks, get set, go!
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00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,200
Hey! Wait!
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00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,002
Ma-Ti: Hurry, Wheeler! Go!
268
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,303
Go, Wheeler! You can do it!
269
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:55,507
Move it, byte-head!
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00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:57,475
[ Air horn blowing ]
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00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,078
Huh?
272
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,846
Fire!
273
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,656
Laser!
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00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,434
Oh, no.
Am I in a heap of trouble.
275
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,136
Come on, Wheeler! You can do it!
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00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,640
You can do it!
277
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,910
Pile it on, I always say!
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00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,678
Ah!
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So long, sucker!
280
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,387
Hey! Hey, that's not fair.
281
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:46,324
Everything's fair in
love and game shows.
282
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,659
Unh!
283
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:55,567
Hurry, Ma-Ti!
You've gotta beat that road hog!
284
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:59,237
How about a tuna pill?!
285
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,104
Run, Ma-Ti!
286
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,407
Planeteers: Go, Ma-Ti!
287
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,440
Whoa!
288
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,649
One more dirty
trick, planet punk.
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00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,627
[ Jeering ]
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00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:59,964
[ Cheering ]
291
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,199
I'm sorry.
292
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,667
Its not your fault,
little buddy.
293
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,803
This double bonus
round's a real gas
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00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,804
for Captain Planet!
295
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,474
We took a little
expressway air...
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00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,642
[ Gas hissing ].
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00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:13,278
Breathe deep, Planet.
298
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:18,082
Stay tuned for "Really
Final Jeopardy,"
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right after this important
message from our sponsor.
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Announcer: Have you polluted
your planet to the point
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you can't live on it any more?
302
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,459
[ Shrieking ]
303
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,262
Well, just because it's
unsuitable for your species
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00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,033
doesn't mean it's a total loss.
305
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,769
Something out there may
thrive on your toxics.
306
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,204
For more information
about how you can dump
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00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:40,939
your poisoned planet
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00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:45,643
and find another one to
pollute, call 1-8000-TOXICMATCH.
309
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:49,847
Toxic Match found me and
my species a new world.
310
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,716
And if we wreck it in
less than 50 years,
311
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:56,621
they'll find us another
one absolutely free!
312
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:01,392
Hey, you kids better jot
down that Toxic Match number.
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00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,493
Judging by the score,
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00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,096
Earth may be needing
it real soon.
315
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,298
Yeah,
well don't count us out yet.
316
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,233
[ Bell dinging ] Ah!
You said the secret word.
317
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:13,671
Count! You win a light-year's
supply of Space Toasties,
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00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,241
the cereal that
makes you a star!
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00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,443
Hurry!
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00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,345
Hurry, Planeteers!
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00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,880
He's right!
It's only a half-hour show.
322
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,751
So, Gi and Dr. Blight,
come on down!
323
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,821
Hey, doing anything special
after the show, gorgeous?
324
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,923
We surveyed an
intergalactic audience.
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00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:34,359
And the top-five answers
are on the board.
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00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,995
The question is,
"What are the five best ways
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00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:41,032
for Earthlings to deal with
environmental problems?"
328
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,333
Look! It's Gaia!
329
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,701
Huh? [ Buzzer ]
330
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,204
Oh, it was just
some other insect.
331
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,639
Nice work, MAL, baby.
332
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,008
So, Dr. Blight,
333
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,876
name one of the five best ways
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00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,512
for Earthlings to
deal with pollution.
335
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,014
Make more, of course!
336
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,549
Sorry,
it didn't make our survey.
337
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,451
Hey, what's the deal here?
338
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,986
That was a great answer!
339
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,855
All right, Gi! What do you think
340
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,123
the survey said?
341
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,725
"Stop polluting our oceans."
342
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,960
Let's see if it's there.
343
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,862
The survey says...
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00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,663
the number two answer is,
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00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,500
"Stop polluting the ocean."
346
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,769
What do you say?
347
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,437
Uh, recycle?
348
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,005
Recycle is number three!
349
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,075
But we're still looking
for the number-one answer!
350
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,277
Um, uh, eh, carpooling!
351
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,147
Survey says, "Spacepooling!"
352
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,248
Judges?
353
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,050
Blight: No, get out of here!
354
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,419
[ Cheering ]
355
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,421
Plant trees.
356
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,955
Is it there?
357
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,991
The Planeteers have
taken the lead!
358
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,161
One more correct answer,
and they win the game!
359
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,629
All right!
360
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,963
Well, Ma-Ti?
361
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,765
Protect wildlife!
362
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,268
Protect wildlife!
363
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,004
Villains, get ready!
364
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:56,908
You may have a chance to
steal and win the game!
365
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,578
Stealing?
I like the sound of that.
366
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,380
Conserve water!
367
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,048
Is it there? [ Buzzer ]
368
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,718
No!
369
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,188
It's all up to you!
370
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,422
Come on, Wheeler!
371
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,025
Do it for Captain Planet!
372
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:20,465
Conserve energy by turning
off lights and appliances?
373
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,967
Da! Good answer, Wheeler.
374
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:28,606
For the game, "Conserve energy!"
375
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,974
[ Grumbling ]
376
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,277
[ Cheering, laughing ]
377
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,346
Okay, villains.
You have a chance to steal.
378
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:39,250
You've got to agree on
one answer between you.
379
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,551
Yuck! Teamwork?
380
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:44,856
We've got to think of
things to save the planet?!
381
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:45,823
Ugh!
382
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,258
What do you say?
383
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,293
Just give me a minute, sweetums,
384
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,728
to check with my team.
385
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,196
What do you think, guys?
386
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,699
[ Chatter ]
387
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,702
Um, stop nuclear radiation?
388
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,504
No more clear-cutting forests?
389
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,273
Ugh, give up exploiting
poor countries?
390
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,475
Wrong, bozos.
I know what they do.
391
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,477
They'd control
population growth.
392
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,080
Then I wouldn't have all
those wonderful subjects
393
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,515
to use as guinea pigs.
394
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,216
[ Crosstalk ]
395
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:15,086
[ Clears throat ] One,
it's an alien audience.
396
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:17,088
Two, consider the sponsor.
397
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,890
Ergo, the answer must be,
398
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:20,358
"Move to another planet."
399
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:24,061
You know, I think old
MAL-function here has something.
400
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,497
That's a stupid answer!
401
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:26,964
No!
402
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,866
Move to another planet!
That's it!
403
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,669
Well, sweet cheek,
what'll it be?
404
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,038
Move to another planet!
405
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,109
No! Control population growth!
406
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:41,612
For the game, is the answer,
407
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,282
"Control population growth"?
408
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:44,949
[ Buzzer ]
409
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:49,020
The Planeteers win the game!
410
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,521
Mwah!
411
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,424
Let's see what the
number one answer was!
412
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,060
"Move to another planet."
413
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:01,232
Imagine that.
414
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,033
Ah! Ugh!
415
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,969
I don't care what the
stupid survey says!
416
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,438
I'm going to finish
off Captain Puny!
417
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,508
[ Planeteers shouting ]
418
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,044
Hey! This isn't in my contract!
419
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,547
Hang on, Cap! Water!
420
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,915
Fire!
421
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,619
These kids are real winners.
422
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,388
And even though their
world's in big trouble,
423
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,290
I'd bet my planet on them!
424
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,759
'Til next week, folks!
425
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,762
Aah!
426
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,944
[ Alarm clocks buzzing ]
427
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:58,656
[ Yawns ] I just had
the weirdest nightmare!
428
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,593
Me too,
about an intergalactic gameshow!
429
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,428
Yeah. And you kissed me.
430
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,765
Uh, definitely a nightmare.
431
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,601
No, could not be.
432
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,740
[ Greedly sobbing ]
433
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:22,613
I still can't
believe they beat us!
434
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,649
Go, Planet!
435
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,620
Captain Planet: This is
the only Earth we've got.
436
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,556
So we must all do our
part to protect it.
437
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:36,460
Recycling is one thing
that everyone can do.
438
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,297
By recycling glass,
aluminum and paper,
439
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,765
less waste goes into landfills.
440
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,235
And we help conserve
Earth's limited resources.
441
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:45,870
Wheeler: And we need
to buy recycled.
442
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,140
Only when recycled materials
make it back into our homes
443
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,942
as new products is
the cycle complete.
444
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,712
The power is yours!
445
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,882
Gi: "Captain Planet"
will be right back.
446
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,520
Gi: We now return
to "Captain Planet."
447
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,890
Go, Planet!
448
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,725
Gaia: Nature has its own
way of dealing with pests.
449
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,995
So we have to be careful about
our use of chemical pesticides
450
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,630
because they can
upset the ecosystem
451
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,866
and kill the good bugs
along with the bad.
452
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,603
Even spiders fulfill an
important purpose in nature.
453
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:22,173
So if you find one in the
house, don't kill it.
454
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,241
You can take it
outside like this.
455
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,309
Or ask your parents to help.
456
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,744
And be careful about how you use
457
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,079
antibiotics and other medicine
458
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,280
because just like pesticides,
459
00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:32,083
you can kill the good
germs along with the bad.
460
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,219
All: The power is yours!
461
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,121
Earth!
462
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,689
Fire!
463
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,658
- Wind!
- Water!
464
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,692
Heart!
465
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,226
Go, Planet!
466
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:45,496
By your powers combined,
I am Captain Planet.
467
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,866
♪ Captain Planet,
he's our hero ♪
468
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,570
♪ Gonna take pollution
down to zero ♪
469
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,972
♪ He's our powers magnified ♪
470
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:59,343
♪ And he's fighting
on the planet's side ♪
471
00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:02,780
♪ Captain Planet,
he's our hero ♪
472
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:06,517
♪ Gonna take pollution
down to zero ♪
473
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:09,520
♪ Gonna help him put asunder ♪
474
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:14,525
♪ Bad guys who like
to loot and plunder ♪
475
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,862
You'll pay for this
Captain Planet!
476
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,563
♪ We're the Planeteers ♪
477
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:20,731
♪ You can be one, too ♪
478
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:24,535
♪ 'Cause saving our planet
is the thing to do ♪
479
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:28,005
♪ Looting and polluting
is not the way ♪
480
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:32,143
♪ Hear what Captain
Planet has to say ♪
481
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:35,813
The power is yours!